0:00:10 > 0:00:12Coming up on tonight's show...
0:00:12 > 0:00:16Bruno Tonioli plays Celebrity Send To All...
0:00:16 > 0:00:20there's astonishing acrobatics from Cirque du Soleil...
0:00:20 > 0:00:23comedy from the hilarious Rob Beckett...
0:00:23 > 0:00:26there's music from pop sensations Years And Years...
0:00:26 > 0:00:30and who will be our latest Unexpected Star of the show?
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Big Show.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:44 > 0:00:47JAMES BOND THEME
0:01:01 > 0:01:04CHEERING CONTINUES
0:01:07 > 0:01:13Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! And welcome to my Big Show!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15CHEERING
0:01:15 > 0:01:20Oh, yes. We have a tremendous show for you tonight.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Are you up for that, ladies and gentlemen?
0:01:22 > 0:01:23CHEERING
0:01:25 > 0:01:31We have top-notch performances, plus the brave celebrity is here
0:01:31 > 0:01:34to play my favourite game in the world - Send To All.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36CHEERING
0:01:36 > 0:01:38And, of course, one person will be getting the biggest surprise
0:01:38 > 0:01:43of their life when they become our latest Unexpected Star of the show.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47AUDIENCE: Ooooh!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49OK, let's find out where we're all from, ladies and gentlemen.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Erm, where are... Londoners? Applaud if you're a Londoner.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54CHEERING
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Yeah? Very good.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Northerners? Northerners?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01CHEERING
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Yeah? Where are you from?
0:02:03 > 0:02:04- Newcastle.- Newcastle?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06GEORDIE ACCENT: Alreet, that's nice!
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Well done in the football, it's going well, isn't it?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I'm sorry to do the accent.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Everywhere I go, I try to speak in the accent, do you know what I mean?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Irish, I'm not very good at this accent, but the Irish accent...
0:02:18 > 0:02:21IRISH ACCENT: ..it seems quite jolly, doesn't it?
0:02:21 > 0:02:22"Hello! How are you?" It's jolly.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25As long as you're smiling, you can do a pretty good Irish accent,
0:02:25 > 0:02:28but Northern Irish, these are right next door to them...
0:02:28 > 0:02:31SOMBRE IRISH ACCENT: Suddenly, everything in the whole world
0:02:31 > 0:02:33seems incredibly depressing to me right now.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35How can your face be completely opposite to...
0:02:35 > 0:02:37JOLLY: ..that, I'm over here!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39SOMBRE: "But I'm right next door to you and..."
0:02:39 > 0:02:43I don't understand how these accents can evolve like that.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Some evolution of accents, I understand,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47like when you go west in England, when you head west,
0:02:47 > 0:02:50you will hit, like, Bristol and they've got this West Country...
0:02:50 > 0:02:53BRISTOL ACCENT: ..like that, they'll start talking like that.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55"We're in Bristol now. We're a little bit busy,
0:02:55 > 0:02:57"so we speak basically with this accent,
0:02:57 > 0:02:59"but it's quite fast cos we're, like, a city,
0:02:59 > 0:03:00"we've got things to do.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02"We've, like, got businesses and that, right?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04"We've got, like, a city centre."
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Then you go to Devon.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09You keep going west, you go to Devon and it's the same accent,
0:03:09 > 0:03:11but it's a bit slower now.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14SLOW BRISTOL ACCENT: We don't have quite as much going on here
0:03:14 > 0:03:16as they do in the city of Bristol.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20We're in Devon now, so we're just good to speak in the same accent,
0:03:20 > 0:03:24but we'll just take our time with it because we've got more time, right?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27By the time you get to Cornwall, it's just...
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Uuuuurrrrr!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:03:32 > 0:03:34You get a sense of the evolution.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38The funnest accent for me is South African.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT: The Seth Efrican accent
0:03:40 > 0:03:42is quite a fun one to do, ya?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45If you've got some time on your hends,
0:03:45 > 0:03:49you can do the Seth Efrican accent on your own, ya?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52As long as you make sure that every syllable that you say
0:03:52 > 0:03:54has nothing to do with the syllable that comes
0:03:54 > 0:03:57directly before the one you've just said.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00You're pretty much doing a Seth Efrican accent.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: Australia's quite fun, OK?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06A lot of Australians living over here in London,
0:04:06 > 0:04:09they're pretty, you know, they talk quite fast as well.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12They're pretty hyper, yeah? Cos they've come a long way, you know?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14They're going to make the most of it.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17It's like, you know, "It took me a day, I lost a day of my life
0:04:17 > 0:04:20"to be here, so I'm going to make up for it now, OK?"
0:04:20 > 0:04:23They find out where the decibel level is in the room...
0:04:23 > 0:04:26LOUDLY: ..and we're going to go slightly above that, OK?!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29That's how we're going to play it over here in London!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31So when I went to Australia touring, I thought
0:04:31 > 0:04:33it was going to be full of people doing this,
0:04:33 > 0:04:36"Hello! Welcome to Australia!" but they're not like that at all.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38The people who haven't left Australia are..
0:04:38 > 0:04:40SLOW AUSTRALIAN: ..the most relaxed people
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I think I've ever come across.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47They literally have all the time in the world to finish sentences.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51I mean, we're 13 hours ahead. You're never going to catch up anyway.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:04:55 > 0:04:56You can't go all the way over to Australia.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58When you go to Australia, you have to stop off.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01The plane can't even go that far, that's how far away it is,
0:05:01 > 0:05:03so when I was touring, they said to me,
0:05:03 > 0:05:05"Where do you want to go on the way for a stop off?"
0:05:05 > 0:05:07And they give me these options and I went for Singapore.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09I'd never been to Singapore,
0:05:09 > 0:05:11and I went and they said, "Best to stay there for a few days
0:05:11 > 0:05:14"and acclimatise," because the time difference is, like,
0:05:14 > 0:05:1712 hours or something, so they said, "Stay in Singapore for three days
0:05:17 > 0:05:19"and just get used to the time difference." And I couldn't do it.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23I suffer very badly with jet lag. I couldn't sleep at all.
0:05:23 > 0:05:28Now, you know, at the best of times I look Chinese.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40With extreme jet lag, I was 100% Chinese.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42I looked in the mirror in my Singapore hotel room
0:05:42 > 0:05:44and I thought it was a window.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48I was like, "What are you looking at? Who are you?"
0:05:48 > 0:05:52I phoned reception - "There's a man just staring at me on his phone."
0:05:52 > 0:05:55I literally couldn't sleep for about two nights.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Also, I wasn't feeling very well
0:05:56 > 0:05:59because I sampled some of the local cuisine,
0:05:59 > 0:06:02which was a mistake that I still suffer with a bit.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I had a seafood laksa,
0:06:04 > 0:06:08which should have been called the "seafood bum re-laksa."
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I can't tell you how badly I suffered.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14So I was up for, like, two nights, completely jet-lagged.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I went down to reception to try and ask what time breakfast was
0:06:16 > 0:06:19cos I couldn't stay up, I thought I might as well eat something,
0:06:19 > 0:06:20so I went down to reception
0:06:20 > 0:06:22and this Chinese woman on reception thought I was Chinese.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24"Excuse me, what time is breakfast?"
0:06:24 > 0:06:26And she starts speaking Chinese. I don't speak Chinese,
0:06:26 > 0:06:29so I've no idea what she was saying, but she just went straight on.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30HE SPEAKS MOCK CHINESE
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I just went, "I'm not Chinese, I'm just jet-lagged.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35"What time is breakfast?"
0:06:35 > 0:06:37She starts laughing at me! "Ha-ha-ha!"
0:06:37 > 0:06:40HE SPEAKS RAPID MOCK CHINESE
0:06:40 > 0:06:43I was like, "Seriously, I'm not Chinese. Speak English to me!"
0:06:43 > 0:06:47And she just went, "Your English accent is so good!"
0:06:48 > 0:06:51I said, "That's because I've lived there for 38 years."
0:06:51 > 0:06:54And she went, "Welcome home!"
0:06:54 > 0:06:55LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:06:57 > 0:06:59True story!
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Now, it is time to find out who will become tonight's
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Unexpected Star of the show.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10CHEERING
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Every week, we have been surprising a member of the public
0:07:16 > 0:07:19who think they're coming to the theatre for work.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24Now this is Shannon Taiwo. There he is, there's Shannon.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25CHEERING
0:07:25 > 0:07:28You've immediately warmed to him.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30He is 21 years old, he lives in Kent,
0:07:30 > 0:07:33where he works doing odd jobs as a handyman,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36and this is him doing handyman stuff.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38There he is, that's proof.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40That's... What a handy man he is.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44He prefers not to see where he's going.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Shannon thinks he's coming to the theatre tonight
0:07:49 > 0:07:51for a simple removals job.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Of course, he's actually here for a very different reason.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58It's Shannon's dream to perform on the West End stage...
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- AUDIENCE:- Awww. - And I happen to have one here.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02So, tonight... LAUGHTER
0:08:02 > 0:08:05So, tonight, we're going to make his dream a reality
0:08:05 > 0:08:09because Shannon is going to be our Unexpected Star of the show.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Are you up for that?
0:08:11 > 0:08:12CHEERING
0:08:12 > 0:08:13OK.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Shannon's friend Parisa is here in the audience tonight
0:08:18 > 0:08:20and she's helped set this all up, so I'm going to chat to her.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Where are you, Parisa?
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Ladies and gentlemen, let's needed for Parisa!
0:08:25 > 0:08:26CHEERING
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Hello, darling. Nice to meet you. What a pleasure.
0:08:29 > 0:08:34- So, tell us about Shannon.- He loves performing. He doesn't stop singing.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36We actually have to tell him to shut up sometimes
0:08:36 > 0:08:39cos it's not the right time or place, but, yeah, he's amazing.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- He's so talented.- So he's basically always got his head on performing?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Yeah, truly. He makes songs about sweeping the floor.- Amazing.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47- He's brilliant.- Potatoes as well.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Potatoes?- Yeah, he freestyles about potatoes a lot.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52He freestyles about potatoes?!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54He'll be at home, like, cooking and that
0:08:54 > 0:08:57and all of a sudden he'll come up with a little rhyme
0:08:57 > 0:09:00about potatoes or cutting something or another. Yeah, all the time.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03The whole world's a stage, but he hasn't been given the stage yet.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04- That's it.- Yeah.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07And tell me about his history of trying to be a performer.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Yeah, he's tried to get on the West End quite a few times,
0:09:10 > 0:09:11but he's had no success.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14He even moved here, but he didn't get into anything,
0:09:14 > 0:09:17then he had to come back home, back to a normal job, so... He loves it.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- It's difficult.- It is.- He tried to pursue his dream.- Yes.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23But it's tough. And how do you think he's going to react, then, tonight?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I think he's going to be really overwhelmed, really you know, happy,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28but I think you might get a bit emotional, so...
0:09:28 > 0:09:31We all will as well. We're all going to get really emotional.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33It sounds like he's been waiting for this moment.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Let's hear it for Parisa, ladies and gentlemen.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Darling, thank you so much. All right, it's on, it's on.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's on!
0:09:40 > 0:09:45OK, so Shannon is on his way to the theatre
0:09:45 > 0:09:48right now for the biggest surprise of his life.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50APPLAUSE
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Now, let me tell you what's going to happen tonight.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54So, he's going to arrive at the theatre.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57He's going to wait down, we've got a job for him to do downstairs,
0:09:57 > 0:10:01a removals job, then he's going to be sent to a store room
0:10:01 > 0:10:03to get a box.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07This storeroom is actually going to be right here where I am standing.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09So, there is going to be a corridor here
0:10:09 > 0:10:11that is going to extend onto the stage,
0:10:11 > 0:10:12then there will be this room -
0:10:12 > 0:10:15which is an incredibly authentic-looking storeroom -
0:10:15 > 0:10:18there is going to be a box it and he is going to lift up the box.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21When he lifts up the box, the shelves are going to collapse.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23We are all going to watch this on the screen.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28Then the walls of the storeroom are going to collapse here.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Then your responsibility is then to go from complete silence
0:10:32 > 0:10:36to absolute mayhem as we really, really give him
0:10:36 > 0:10:38an unexpected surprise moment.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Are you up for that, ladies and gentlemen?
0:10:41 > 0:10:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:42 > 0:10:43All right.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47It's going to be fun, Parisa.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52OK. Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time gasp in amazement
0:10:52 > 0:10:57as I welcome from Cirque du Soleil's current hit show Amaluna,
0:10:57 > 0:11:00it's the wonderful Romeo.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:07 > 0:11:09MID-TEMPO MUSIC
0:11:26 > 0:11:29AUDIENCE GASPS
0:11:29 > 0:11:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:40 > 0:11:42SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC
0:12:36 > 0:12:38APPLAUSE
0:13:00 > 0:13:02GASPING
0:13:30 > 0:13:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:40 > 0:13:44Romeo, ladies and gentlemen!
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Romeo!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Romeo, that was incredibly impressive.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04I think we are all astounded at your skills on the pole,
0:14:04 > 0:14:08but, of course, I have been waiting at the top of it the whole time.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I was wondering, Romeo, if you have the ability to do this.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Music, please.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC
0:14:23 > 0:14:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:29 > 0:14:32No hands, mate, no hands.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35OK, bring me down, please.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Hang on, I'm stuck.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Hold on. Ow! I don't like it.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Hold on. No, I'm OK.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43You don't need to help me, I know what I'm doing.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49Thank you. Can we have the music, please, for the dismount?
0:14:49 > 0:14:50SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC
0:14:55 > 0:14:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Romeo, ladies and gentlemen.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08CHEERING
0:15:08 > 0:15:11You can catch the show in London and Manchester later in the year.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14One more time for the fantastic Romeo!
0:15:21 > 0:15:26OK, I can tell you, Parisa, that Shannon has arrived
0:15:26 > 0:15:27and is in the building.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32I think we can see him arriving.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Here comes Shannon, who seems to be with a snooker referee.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40There he is. There is Shannon. Is that Shannon?
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- Yes. Shannon is in. Who is he with? - Adam, one of our friends.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Adam, who is in on it.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Yes. And he works with Shannon as well.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52OK. He is in a room downstairs, and he has already getting to work.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54There he is, removing...
0:15:54 > 0:15:56There is my wife standing in the corner.
0:15:59 > 0:16:04But the focus here is on Shannon. Let's see him complete this job.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Be the showman! Be the showman!
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Be the showman.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:09 > 0:16:10MICHAEL SCREAMS
0:16:12 > 0:16:17He couldn't resist, Parisa, that's amazing.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18He did the little thing.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21He's born to be on the stage.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24So let's bring out the corridor in the room. Let's do that.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27The irony is we probably could have got Shannon to do this bit too.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33So I'm going to have a look in it, all right?
0:16:33 > 0:16:34I'm just going to get in it.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Right. Have I been picked up anywhere, yet?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43CHEERING
0:16:43 > 0:16:48This is the corridor where he is going to come through.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52This says storeroom... Oh, hello.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56So this will be the moment that picks Shannon up
0:16:56 > 0:16:58when he goes into the room, OK?
0:16:58 > 0:17:02So in we go into the storeroom, which... Ah!
0:17:02 > 0:17:06It looks amazing. I don't know who is picking me up. Are you there?
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Where are you?
0:17:10 > 0:17:14CHEERING That one. OK.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17So, as you can see, there are many cameras in here
0:17:17 > 0:17:19to cover the moment.
0:17:19 > 0:17:24It says CCTV. Can you...? Can you see where it says CCTV?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27I wholly imagine that he will suddenly think
0:17:27 > 0:17:31there's been an enormous level of theft of loo rolls
0:17:31 > 0:17:36and cloths and towels.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40The theatre have just... They've had a clamp-down, you know?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42So that, hopefully, will explain the situation.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44OK, so he will come in here and he will pick up this box,
0:17:44 > 0:17:47which is quite heavy, and he is going to turn around
0:17:47 > 0:17:49and then all of this is going to collapse,
0:17:49 > 0:17:50these are going to collapse,
0:17:50 > 0:17:53and he is going to have this huge, amazing moment.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54All right, I will come back out and see you,
0:17:54 > 0:17:58and then we will bring Shannon up. OK? All right.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01We don't know how he is going to react, so I will take one of these.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09All right, so I will just come out here.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11We will do this.
0:18:11 > 0:18:16I don't think a really need this, unless you need this, Parisa. OK.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Let's do it. Let's bring him up, let's bring him up.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Hello, fellas. I've got a couple of big boxes upstairs.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Can I grab someone strong to give me a hand?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Yeah.- It's the same stuff again, just stuff we can bring down here.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- Yeah, that's fine. - Is that all right, do you mind?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Yeah, that's OK, don't worry about it.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Thanks, mate.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35I reckon you'll be here probably one more hour,
0:18:35 > 0:18:38maybe two hours, if that's all right.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Actually, cos you're the stronger man of the two,
0:18:42 > 0:18:46just in there, in the shelf there's a big box that says "Fragile".
0:18:46 > 0:18:48If you grab that one, I'll grab the other one and meet you down here.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- All right, just here, yeah? - Yeah, in that storeroom.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Shannon!
0:19:29 > 0:19:34Let me take that from you, Shannon. It's OK.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Welcome, Shannon. How are you?
0:19:37 > 0:19:42It's Shannon, ladies and gentlemen, our Unexpected Star of the show.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Handyman Shannon!
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Come and join me on the stage.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53CHEERING
0:19:56 > 0:19:57How are you feeling, Shannon?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00I want to cry.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03You can see out there is your friends.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06I can tell you that Adam is also in on this.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08There he is. Give us a wave, Adam.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11CHEERING
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Shannon, you may have sensed that this is not a real job
0:20:16 > 0:20:19and if it is, you have made a mess of it.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Erm, Shannon, you are here on my show to hopefully be something
0:20:26 > 0:20:30that we're calling the Unexpected Star of the show.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:34 > 0:20:37So let me explain what's happening.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41You are here to do a removals job, is that right?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43- Mm.- How's that been going?
0:20:43 > 0:20:44It was swell.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49And we were actually watching you do a little bit of the removals.
0:20:49 > 0:20:56There was boa that you took out that you started to, sort of, flutter.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Yeah, I like dressing up and stuff.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04So you're a bit of a performer, aren't you, Shannon?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06I like to sing, yeah.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- You enjoy singing.- Yeah.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12So you have been set up by Parisa. There she is, lovely Parisa.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23- She knows all about your love of singing and performing, so...- Hmm...
0:21:23 > 0:21:26..what the plan is, with your consent, Shannon,
0:21:26 > 0:21:30we've actually arranged a performance for you
0:21:30 > 0:21:36at the end of the show on this stage for 2,500 people, so...
0:21:36 > 0:21:40all I need to do is ask you if you are prepared tonight
0:21:40 > 0:21:42to be our Unexpected Star of the show.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44- Are you up for it, Shannon?- Yeah.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:48 > 0:21:50OK.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55At the end of the show, you will be taking part
0:21:55 > 0:21:59in a huge musical spectacular performance
0:21:59 > 0:22:02on this West End stage for everybody.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04So, until we see him at the end of the show,
0:22:04 > 0:22:07let's hear it for our Unexpected Star of the show,
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Shannon! Amazing.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Off he goes to get ready. Go on, Shannon.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21OK, now, ladies and gentlemen,
0:22:21 > 0:22:24it is time for my favourite game of them all.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26It is, of course, Send To All!
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Yes.
0:22:29 > 0:22:35So let's see who's in our Royal Send To All box this week.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36It's Bruno Tonioli!
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Bruno, ciao!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Ciao, bellissimo.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43You do look amazing, Bruno. How are you?
0:22:43 > 0:22:44I've been very good.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47We did a fantastic tour with Strictly Come Dancing.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- All around the country.- Strictly - it's the biggest show on TV, Bruno.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- It's fantastic.- You must be very proud to be a part of that.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- I'm very proud.- We love it. Don't we love Bruno, we love Strictly?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Come on. Bruno is a legend. Bruno is a legend for being here tonight.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03Now, Bruno, I just wanted to ask,
0:23:03 > 0:23:07you did celebrate quite recently a bit of a milestone birthday.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Is it OK if you tell us your age? - Yeah, of course.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I'm very proud to be 60.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Bruno, you look absolutely amazing!
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I'm still, you know...
0:23:21 > 0:23:22What?!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24There's no way that was your leg.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25MICHAEL LAUGHS
0:23:25 > 0:23:27That's absolutely extraordinary.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28- OK, now, Bruno.- Yeah.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32If you're ready to play Send To All, please can you hand over your phone?
0:23:32 > 0:23:36We've got this contraption which will actually...
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Have you seen this?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39It's a delivery system.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41There.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Oh, ladies and gentlemen, big round of applause.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Bruno's phone is no longer in his possession.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53All right, brilliant.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Yay!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57OK, all right. So, this is Bruno's mobile telephone.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59This should hopefully come up...
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Ah! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- OK. So these are your apps. - Yeah.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09- Oh, Bruno...- What?
0:24:09 > 0:24:11It's so predictable.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14The Mail Online. I never miss a click.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- The walk of shame. - The news in the world.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19- Wherever you are in the world... - Kim Kardashian's bottom.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20..is there.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24The Free Dictionary. This is good.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Do you use this in Strictly under the desk?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28"You were...marvellous!"
0:24:28 > 0:24:31I have to find a new word.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Brilliant!
0:24:34 > 0:24:35OK. So this is...
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- What is that?- These are your pictures. What have we got here?
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Oh, that is...
0:24:40 > 0:24:41LAUGHTER
0:24:45 > 0:24:48CHEERING
0:24:52 > 0:24:54What have you done?!
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Well, I'm on holiday.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58I'm just taking to the sea, look at me.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Ooh!
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Artistic, ladies and gentlemen.
0:25:02 > 0:25:07Old time. You know, this is old time classic, black and white.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Are you with someone here or did you set the timer?
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- No, somebody took that picture, actually.- OK.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Oh, my God! Bruno!
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- I can't believe...- Naked, again.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Who is that person?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Elaine Paige. A legend.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25What is she doing with her hand?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30I think it's time to write this text.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Let's get straight into the text.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37I have a huge...
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Yeah.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- ..secret.- Oh, God.
0:25:44 > 0:25:50..to tell you. As you know I just turned...
0:25:50 > 0:25:5360.
0:25:53 > 0:26:01The reason I look so fabulous for my age
0:26:01 > 0:26:06is I am actually 47.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12I lied.
0:26:14 > 0:26:21Please tell me we can still be friends...
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Oh, God!
0:26:24 > 0:26:26It's so... My God! It's so...
0:26:26 > 0:26:32..when this story breaks in
0:26:32 > 0:26:36the Daily Mail tomorrow?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43OK, so let's just go through this text.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Which is in huge writing, by the way.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49You certainly text as if you're 60.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:26:54 > 0:26:56"Let me get my glasses."
0:26:58 > 0:27:01I have a huge secret to tell you.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04As you know I just turned 60.
0:27:04 > 0:27:09The reason I look so fabulous for my age is I am actually 47.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11I lied.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Please tell me we can still be friends
0:27:13 > 0:27:16when the story breaks in the Daily Mail tomorrow?
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Well, all that remains for me to do is press that.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24That's gone, ladies and gentlemen. That text has gone.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28And a huge hand for Bruno.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30I love Bruno.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Thank you, darling.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37Ladies and gentlemen,
0:27:37 > 0:27:40my next guest is a comedian at the very top of his game.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42And it gives me great pleasure to have him on the show tonight.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44I love this guy. You're going to love him.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48It's the hilarious Mr Rob Beckett. Come on, Becksy!
0:27:48 > 0:27:50APPLAUSE
0:27:53 > 0:27:54Hello.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56APPLAUSE
0:27:56 > 0:27:57Thanks.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Goodnight! Thanks!
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Oh, thank you very much. It's exciting, isn't it?
0:28:03 > 0:28:05I've had a big year. Got married.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07CHEERING
0:28:07 > 0:28:08And I live with her.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10CHEERING
0:28:10 > 0:28:13Got to put a shift in early doors, ain't you?
0:28:13 > 0:28:16No. A lot of responsibilities in the house. I'm head of recycling.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20Yeah, big job for a big dog.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23I'm not very good at it, though.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25You know you're suppose to wash out all the jars
0:28:25 > 0:28:27and pots then put them in the recycling?
0:28:27 > 0:28:32I don't wash them out. And then I just put them in the normal bin.
0:28:32 > 0:28:33And I know that's wrong,
0:28:33 > 0:28:36but knowing it's wrong is the first step to getting it right, isn't it?
0:28:36 > 0:28:38And also, at Canary Wharf,
0:28:38 > 0:28:41they have their lights on 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
0:28:41 > 0:28:42That's a bigger problem, isn't it?
0:28:42 > 0:28:45I don't think the issue is my three Yazoos a week.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49I can't do anything in the house. I'm useless at DIY.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51I have to get me dad's mate round, he loves it.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54One of those geezers who knows all the words. I don't know any.
0:28:54 > 0:28:55He bangs on all the walls.
0:28:55 > 0:28:58You know when they bang on all the walls, giving it...
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Oh, that's a curtain, that. That is...
0:29:00 > 0:29:02LAUGHTER
0:29:03 > 0:29:05I'm not normally that bad at DIY.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10"What you got behind there? Window. Classic."
0:29:11 > 0:29:14I'm rubbish. He bangs on the walls going,
0:29:14 > 0:29:16"Stud wall. Is that a stud wall?"
0:29:16 > 0:29:19"I've got no idea what that means, mate."
0:29:19 > 0:29:21"STUD WALL!" "Yeah, the volume weren't a problem.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25"I can hear you, that's not the issue here."
0:29:25 > 0:29:27"Stud wall. Is it a stud wall?"
0:29:27 > 0:29:29"Stop keep saying it, I don't know what it means."
0:29:29 > 0:29:34What do you mean a stud wall? It goes out with all the other walls?
0:29:34 > 0:29:37Has he got a motorbike? Goes out with a cheerleader?
0:29:39 > 0:29:41I'm very lucky to be married.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Let's be honest, I'm an odd-looking fella, aren't I?
0:29:43 > 0:29:48I'm an acquired taste. Like Marmite or an oyster.
0:29:49 > 0:29:53I don't know who made me, but I think they were taking the mick.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Must have been 4:45 on a Friday.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57"Let's knock one more human out while we're here.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59"What we got leftover?"
0:30:00 > 0:30:03"Teeth for 11 people."
0:30:09 > 0:30:12"Let's start there, work backwards, shall we?
0:30:12 > 0:30:14"How's he looking?" "Hungry."
0:30:16 > 0:30:18"Got a problem - he keeps falling over.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21"He's too top heavy with the teeth. He keeps going."
0:30:21 > 0:30:25"Hm, have you made him as wide as he is tall?" "Yes."
0:30:27 > 0:30:29"Still keeps falling over.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31"Oh. I'll tell you what, don't give him a neck."
0:30:31 > 0:30:33And they didn't!
0:30:34 > 0:30:36Who needs a neck, mate? Not me.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39I can see you. Don't worry about that.
0:30:41 > 0:30:45I'm head of holidays, another one of me jobs.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Went Iceland, got a deal.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50Strangely cheap.
0:30:50 > 0:30:52Almost like there was a catch.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55And there was a catch.
0:30:55 > 0:30:58Got to Iceland in December, four hours of sunlight per day.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03Sun comes up at 11, goes by three. It's like a council worker.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13Four hours! I couldn't chill out.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16It's like being trapped in The Crystal Maze. It's stressful.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19No, I was watching telly. Titanic come on, I got into that.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21I missed Thursday.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27Oh, it was freezing, -15, snow up to my knees,
0:31:27 > 0:31:30I'm wading through it in my Reebok Classics.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Soaking wet feet, I don't get it.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34They're leather upper, what's happening?
0:31:36 > 0:31:39I went to a bar to get a drink. Barman's looking up.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Went, "What you doing here?" I went, "I want a drink, mate."
0:31:41 > 0:31:44He went, "This is the worst snowstorm we've had for 60 years.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47"Divvy over here has been wading through it.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51"Wandering about, going, 'How do they live like this?' "
0:31:51 > 0:31:53They don't, they go home.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58Also went Dubai last year.
0:31:58 > 0:31:59AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:31:59 > 0:32:01It is a bit, isn't it? Expensive - Dubai.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Not for me though, got a deal, didn't it?
0:32:04 > 0:32:07Second and last holiday I was allowed to book.
0:32:07 > 0:32:11Oh, it was cheap, mate, very cheap, strangely cheap.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13Almost like there was a catch.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17I don't know if you've been to Dubai in June.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Don't take a coat.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27Get off the plane. It is 45 degrees and Ramadan.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33I have never been so hot and thirsty in all my life.
0:32:33 > 0:32:3645! I slow cook pork on 45!
0:32:39 > 0:32:41I'm laying in it.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45She's like, "What we doing for dinner?
0:32:45 > 0:32:48"My left shoulder, by the looks of things."
0:32:48 > 0:32:50Now I'm married I have to spend more time with the in-laws.
0:32:50 > 0:32:52That's something you have to do, isn't it?
0:32:52 > 0:32:53Spend time with the in-laws.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55They're a bit posh, mine. I had to go ballet.
0:32:55 > 0:32:59I went ballet. That was one of the worst nights of my life.
0:32:59 > 0:33:00And I've been mugged.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06Absolute joke, mate.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Nothing's happening in it, no talking, nothing,
0:33:08 > 0:33:10just dancing, that's it.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13The funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. It was so posh.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15Two older ladies behind me chatting.
0:33:15 > 0:33:16One says to the other,
0:33:16 > 0:33:19"I think I'm going to get Giles a truffle cutter."
0:33:22 > 0:33:26"Giles a truffle cutter."
0:33:26 > 0:33:28I don't know where you get either of those things.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31A Giles or a truffle cutter.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33How small does he want his chocolates?
0:33:40 > 0:33:43I don't even know where it is in the Argos catalogue to cut it out.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49He must have a great life if all he needs is a truffle cutter.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51He's probably not happy, is he? He's like us.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54You think you've got it, but he always wants a little bit more,
0:33:54 > 0:33:57he's probably at home furious like, "Seriously, guys!
0:33:58 > 0:34:00"Where is my truffle cutter?
0:34:02 > 0:34:04"Where is it?
0:34:04 > 0:34:07"How do you expect me to cut my truffles?
0:34:07 > 0:34:09"Scissors?!
0:34:09 > 0:34:11"Are you mad, Cynthia?"
0:34:15 > 0:34:17Good at posh face, ain't I?
0:34:18 > 0:34:20All you need is horse teeth and an angle on it.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23If you want to go full posh, though,
0:34:23 > 0:34:25you've got to do the hair as well
0:34:25 > 0:34:28and it's all there for everyone to see.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30"Seriously, guys!
0:34:35 > 0:34:36"This is not a joke.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40"Where is my truffle cutter?
0:34:41 > 0:34:45"Cynthia, answer me this. Have you ever eaten a truffle whole?
0:34:45 > 0:34:49"No, because I cut them with my truffle cutter."
0:34:49 > 0:34:52I'm Rob Beckett. See you later.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56APPLAUSE AND CHEERING.
0:34:57 > 0:35:00Rob! Come back here!
0:35:00 > 0:35:03Stop! Come back here!
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Rob Beckett, ladies and gentlemen.
0:35:06 > 0:35:07CHEERING
0:35:07 > 0:35:11Come on. That was brilliant. You enjoy that? Hilarious.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19Hi, girls. I can't not look at you. What are you doing over there?
0:35:19 > 0:35:21We love you, Michael!
0:35:23 > 0:35:27This is such a rare event for me. What's that you've got?
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Is that chalk or something?
0:35:29 > 0:35:30It's so that you can rub it off
0:35:30 > 0:35:32and love somebody else at any moment?
0:35:32 > 0:35:35It feels loving but a little bit threatening.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37It's a bit like, "We love you for now,
0:35:37 > 0:35:39"OK, let's not make it permanent."
0:35:39 > 0:35:40Why did you go for this outfit?
0:35:40 > 0:35:44- We're superheroes. - We're superheroes.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46OK, what's your superpower?
0:35:48 > 0:35:50- To speak silly.- To speak silly.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53Round of applause for the silly girls. I don't care. I don't care.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56They love me. They love me!
0:35:58 > 0:36:01Ladies and gentleman, what fun we're having here tonight.
0:36:01 > 0:36:05I can tell you that Shannon has been rehearsing like mad backstage
0:36:05 > 0:36:09for his big musical theatre spectacular. There he is.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11There's Shannon getting stuck in.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13Aren't we looking forward to his performance tonight
0:36:13 > 0:36:15as our Unexpected Star of the show?
0:36:17 > 0:36:19OK.
0:36:19 > 0:36:23So, my next guests are a band whose debut album went straight to No.1
0:36:23 > 0:36:27last year. This year they were nominated for four Brit awards.
0:36:27 > 0:36:31What a treat to have them here tonight. It's Years & Years!
0:36:31 > 0:36:32CHEERING
0:36:36 > 0:36:42# Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh!
0:36:42 > 0:36:49# Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh!
0:36:51 > 0:36:54# Oh, I must be tough
0:36:54 > 0:36:55# I must behave
0:36:55 > 0:36:58# I must keep fighting
0:36:59 > 0:37:01# Don't give it up
0:37:01 > 0:37:05# I want to keep us compromising
0:37:06 > 0:37:10# Now open your arms and pray
0:37:10 > 0:37:14# To the truth that you're denying
0:37:14 > 0:37:17# And give in to the game
0:37:17 > 0:37:21# To the sense that you've been hiding
0:37:21 > 0:37:23# Now where are you taking me?
0:37:23 > 0:37:25# I can't be blamed
0:37:25 > 0:37:28# I want you to want me again
0:37:30 > 0:37:34# Is it desire
0:37:34 > 0:37:37# Or is it love that I'm feeling for you?
0:37:37 > 0:37:41# I want desire
0:37:41 > 0:37:45# Cos your love only gets me abused
0:37:45 > 0:37:52# Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh!
0:37:54 > 0:37:56# Jinxing that rush
0:37:56 > 0:38:01# I need to show what you've been missing
0:38:02 > 0:38:04# Give me your touch
0:38:04 > 0:38:09# I hope your love is not forbidden
0:38:09 > 0:38:11# Now wherever you're taking me
0:38:11 > 0:38:12# I can't be blamed
0:38:12 > 0:38:16# I want you to want me again
0:38:16 > 0:38:19# Is it desire
0:38:19 > 0:38:23# Or is it love that I'm feeling for you?
0:38:23 > 0:38:27# I want desire
0:38:27 > 0:38:31# Cos your love only gets me abused
0:38:31 > 0:38:34# Is it desire
0:38:34 > 0:38:39# Or is it love that I'm feeling for you?
0:38:39 > 0:38:42# I want desire
0:38:42 > 0:38:46# I wanna see what you're willing to lose
0:38:48 > 0:38:50# Taking, pretending you're nothing but giving
0:38:50 > 0:38:54# Making me lose my cool
0:38:54 > 0:38:56# Faking my love game
0:38:56 > 0:38:58# Baby, we're the same
0:38:58 > 0:39:02# Heart turned from good to cruel
0:39:02 > 0:39:04# You know that you've got me
0:39:04 > 0:39:06# You've locked me down
0:39:06 > 0:39:08# You tell me you want me
0:39:09 > 0:39:13# Is it desire
0:39:13 > 0:39:17# Or is it love that I'm feeling for you?
0:39:17 > 0:39:21# I want desire
0:39:21 > 0:39:24# Cos your love only gets me abused
0:39:24 > 0:39:28# Is it desire
0:39:28 > 0:39:32# Or is it love that I'm feeling for you?
0:39:32 > 0:39:34# I want desire
0:39:34 > 0:39:39# I wanna see what you're willing to lose
0:39:39 > 0:39:41# What you're willing to lose
0:39:41 > 0:39:45# Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh!
0:39:45 > 0:39:46# What you're willing to lose
0:39:46 > 0:39:48# Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh!
0:39:48 > 0:39:51# What you're willing to lose
0:39:51 > 0:39:52# Desire
0:39:52 > 0:39:56# Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh! #
0:39:56 > 0:39:58CHEERING
0:40:03 > 0:40:07Years & Years, ladies and gentlemen! They're the boys!
0:40:07 > 0:40:11They're the boys! Hello, nice to meet you. Michael.
0:40:11 > 0:40:12Hello. Well done. Yay!
0:40:12 > 0:40:16- Oh, that was fantastic! Did you enjoy that?- Yes.- Oh, that was cool.
0:40:16 > 0:40:18We've got a very unfair audience.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Wasn't that fantastic? Sensational?
0:40:20 > 0:40:21CHEERING
0:40:21 > 0:40:23Years & Years! I love that outfit.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26They're from the future, ladies and gentlemen.
0:40:28 > 0:40:29Yeah!
0:40:29 > 0:40:32# Is it desire? #
0:40:35 > 0:40:40OK, earlier tonight, Bruno Tonioli agreed to hand over his phone
0:40:40 > 0:40:44to me and I sent a text message to his contacts, so the text was...
0:41:00 > 0:41:03- Well, Bruno, there have been some replies.- Oh, God.
0:41:03 > 0:41:06Well, let's just go through them one by one.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09Erm, Carol Hayes. Who's that?
0:41:09 > 0:41:11Carol Hayes is an agent, a friend of mine,
0:41:11 > 0:41:13and she knew me from the days
0:41:13 > 0:41:18when I used to dance at a dance centre in Covent Garden.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20She used to be the receptionist at the dance centre
0:41:20 > 0:41:22and then she made a career for herself.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24- And that's when she knew you?- Yeah.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27She's just come with, "Who is this, please?"
0:41:30 > 0:41:36- Hills. Who's Hills?- Oh, Hilary Shaw is a music business manager.
0:41:36 > 0:41:38Right, well, she's very, very concerned.
0:41:38 > 0:41:42"Bruno, I just received a text from you. I'm really confused.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45"Is it really from you? Call me now. I'm home all evening."
0:41:47 > 0:41:52She used to deal... She used to deal with pop stars, so, you know, panic.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55- Yes.- We have to send her a text immediately.
0:41:55 > 0:41:56Will send her text immediately.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58- ITALIAN ACCENT: "I'm on my way over."- Oh!
0:42:01 > 0:42:03OK, here's Gary Lineker.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06CHEERING
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Quite simple and to the point. "Ha-ha, daft idiot."
0:42:13 > 0:42:17- That's my Gary.- Erm, oh, my God, you've got so many famous friends!
0:42:17 > 0:42:20- Julien Macdonald, the fashion designer.- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23OK. "LOL, I only thought you were a fabulous 40.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25"Whatever the age, you look fabulous, darling."
0:42:25 > 0:42:32- Two kisses, three biceps and one heart.- Oh.- Oh, Julien.- Nice Julien.
0:42:32 > 0:42:35- Oh-h!- 40!- Everyone loves you!
0:42:35 > 0:42:38Kelly Hoppen. Dragon, Kelly Hoppen!
0:42:38 > 0:42:42- She's not a dragon, she's a nice woman.- OK, you're right.
0:42:42 > 0:42:45- She's not a dragon.- "Darling, I could not care how old you are.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48"We love you, no matter what. Just ignore the press."
0:42:52 > 0:42:55She is so brilliant.
0:42:55 > 0:42:56- I'm going to text her back.- No.
0:42:56 > 0:42:59ITALIAN ACCENT: "Also, my name isn't Bruno."
0:42:59 > 0:43:01- You're going to... - LAUGHTER
0:43:01 > 0:43:04You're going to get me into so much trouble.
0:43:04 > 0:43:08- Oh, Gary Kemp. Gary Kemp. - Oh, Spandau Ballet.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11- He's on to it, no-one gets past Kempy.- No.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14"This is a joke, Bruno, surely?" Sad face.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18I don't know why he said sad face, but anyway. He's...
0:43:18 > 0:43:20- Kemp can't cope with it. - He's very smart.
0:43:20 > 0:43:23He's pacing, "This must be a joke, this must be a joke.
0:43:23 > 0:43:24"Which emoji shall I send?
0:43:24 > 0:43:27"I'm going to send a sad face and see what happens."
0:43:29 > 0:43:32- No, I think I actually might get back to him with...- No, no, don't.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35- Just in none word, it's got to be... - No.- "True."
0:43:35 > 0:43:37No, no.
0:43:40 > 0:43:41Oh, no.
0:43:43 > 0:43:46I think the bottom line here is exactly what I suspected,
0:43:46 > 0:43:49Bruno, you're incredibly well loved by all these people
0:43:49 > 0:43:51who also fully expected you to be lying.
0:43:53 > 0:43:57Ladies and gentlemen, the wonderful, the fantastic, Bruno Tonioli!
0:43:59 > 0:44:02Amazing! What a fantastic sport.
0:44:02 > 0:44:06OK, ladies and gentlemen, the wait is over.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09It is time for the performance of tonight's
0:44:09 > 0:44:11Unexpected Star of the show!
0:44:14 > 0:44:15Earlier tonight,
0:44:15 > 0:44:18a handyman named Shannon came to do a removals job at the theatre
0:44:18 > 0:44:21but he was really here so we could help him
0:44:21 > 0:44:24fulfil his dream of performing on a West End stage.
0:44:25 > 0:44:27And I will now introduce him.
0:44:30 > 0:44:31Ladies and gentlemen,
0:44:31 > 0:44:35my next guest is a singer who always delivers the goods.
0:44:37 > 0:44:41Like the contents of his van, prepare to be moved.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47Please give him cash in hand... sorry, a big hand,
0:44:47 > 0:44:51singing Beauty School Dropout from the musical Grease,
0:44:51 > 0:44:54it's our handyman, Shannon Taiwo!
0:44:54 > 0:44:55CHEERING
0:45:07 > 0:45:09# Your story sad to tell
0:45:09 > 0:45:13# A teenage ne'er-do-well
0:45:13 > 0:45:21# Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block
0:45:21 > 0:45:26# Your future's so unclear now
0:45:26 > 0:45:30# What's left of your career now?
0:45:30 > 0:45:34# Can't even get a trade-in
0:45:34 > 0:45:39# On your smock
0:45:42 > 0:45:48# Da-dum-da-dum-da-dum!
0:45:48 > 0:45:51# Beauty school dropout
0:45:51 > 0:45:54# No graduation day for you
0:45:54 > 0:45:57# Beauty school dropout
0:45:57 > 0:46:01# Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo
0:46:01 > 0:46:04# Well, at least you could have taken time
0:46:04 > 0:46:07# To wash and clean your clothes up
0:46:07 > 0:46:10# After spending all that dough
0:46:10 > 0:46:13# To have the doctor fix your nose up
0:46:13 > 0:46:16# Baby, don't sweat it Don't sweat it
0:46:16 > 0:46:20# You're not cut out to hold a job
0:46:20 > 0:46:23- # Better forget it - Forget it
0:46:23 > 0:46:26# Who wants their hair done by a slob?
0:46:26 > 0:46:29# Well, your bangs are curled your lashes whirled
0:46:29 > 0:46:32# But still the world is cruel
0:46:32 > 0:46:38# Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school!
0:46:39 > 0:46:41# Baby, don't blow it
0:46:42 > 0:46:46# Don't put my good advice to shame
0:46:46 > 0:46:48# Baby, you know it
0:46:48 > 0:46:52# Even dear Abby'd say the same!
0:46:52 > 0:46:55# Well, I've called the shot, get off the pot
0:46:55 > 0:47:00# I've really gotta fly!
0:47:02 > 0:47:08# Gotta be going to that malt shop
0:47:08 > 0:47:15# In the sky! #
0:47:15 > 0:47:16CHEERING
0:47:18 > 0:47:21- # Beauty school dropout - Beauty school dropout
0:47:21 > 0:47:23# Go back to high school
0:47:25 > 0:47:30- # Beauty school dropout - Beauty school dropout. #
0:47:30 > 0:47:31CHEERING
0:47:46 > 0:47:50Ladies and gentlemen, it's Shannon, the handyman!
0:47:53 > 0:47:55Shannon, well done.
0:47:57 > 0:47:59- Thanks very much. - Yeah, it was amazing.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02Oh, what about that, ladies and gentlemen?
0:48:05 > 0:48:08Oh! Has this day gone better than you imagined
0:48:08 > 0:48:10when you came to the theatre tonight?
0:48:10 > 0:48:11Oh, yeah.
0:48:13 > 0:48:15Shannon!
0:48:16 > 0:48:19Don't rub out my name and replace it with Shannon!
0:48:21 > 0:48:23You're so fickle!
0:48:26 > 0:48:29- OK, how are you feeling right now? - Amazing. Yeah, on top of the world.
0:48:29 > 0:48:33Well, I have to say you've performed fantastically. You were supercool.
0:48:33 > 0:48:37Ladies and gentlemen, it's tonight's Unexpected Star of the show,
0:48:37 > 0:48:40Shannon Taiwo!
0:48:41 > 0:48:45Yay, thank you so much. Brilliant. Amazing. What about that?
0:48:45 > 0:48:46He did fantastically.
0:48:46 > 0:48:50It's Eurovision next week, ladies and gentlemen,
0:48:50 > 0:48:53so we'll be back in two weeks' time where someone else
0:48:53 > 0:48:55will be getting the shock of their life
0:48:55 > 0:48:57and become the Unexpected Star of the show,
0:48:57 > 0:48:59another celebrity will be playing Send To All
0:48:59 > 0:49:02and more unmissable star performances and audience fun.
0:49:02 > 0:49:04See you then. Good night! Bravo!
0:49:06 > 0:49:09If you know somebody who you'd like to nominate to be
0:49:09 > 0:49:11an Unexpected Star of the show for the next series...
0:49:14 > 0:49:18'..or in fact want to nominate someone for any surprise...'
0:49:18 > 0:49:20We can now go live to your house.
0:49:20 > 0:49:21It's a show home.
0:49:23 > 0:49:24..please go to...
0:49:26 > 0:49:27..for all the details.