Episode 5

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0:00:11 > 0:00:13Coming up on tonight's show...

0:00:13 > 0:00:18Football pundit Robbie Savage braves Celebrity Send To All.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21We've got mind magic from Colin Cloud.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24There's a sensational performance from the beautiful

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Katherine Jenkins

0:00:26 > 0:00:31and who will be our Unexpected Star of the show?

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Big Show!

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Oh!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04What? What?

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,

0:01:09 > 0:01:13and welcome to my Big Show!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Oh, yes.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22We actually have a fantastic show for you this evening.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Are you up for that? Oh, good lord.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30There'll be big star performances, big laughs and big surprises!

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Oh, yes!

0:01:32 > 0:01:35We will also be playing my favourite game of them all,

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Celebrity Send To All.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Oh, yes.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43And of course, one person will be getting the biggest surprise

0:01:43 > 0:01:47of their life when they become our latest Unexpected Star of the show.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:50 > 0:01:52How are we? Are you all right at the top?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Let's say hi to you - how are you?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56CHEERING

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Yeah. I was actually going to ask, who's got binoculars on their seat?

0:02:00 > 0:02:01CHEERING

0:02:01 > 0:02:03It's not a good sign, is it?

0:02:03 > 0:02:04LAUGHTER

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Some people see better than other people.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10You can see who sees better than other people if they have glasses or don't have glasses.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13I have contact lenses. I'm short-sighted. Some people are long-sighted.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Well, short-sighted means you struggle to see in the distance.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19That, I think, is better. That's my one.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Long-sighted people, they can see fine,

0:02:21 > 0:02:24actually quite well in the distance, but they can't see in their face.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27They need glasses to read. So right in front of their face.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29That must be very frustrating,

0:02:29 > 0:02:31because they can see fine over there.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33How have they lived their lives? Do people come up to them, like,

0:02:33 > 0:02:37"I don't know you. Get out of my face. What are you doing? Seriously, why?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39"Go on, keep walking. Get away from me. I do not know you.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41"Go on, off you go. No, keep going.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44"Sorry, stop. I do know you. Come back.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46"It's just that I'm long-sighted."

0:02:46 > 0:02:48LAUGHTER

0:02:48 > 0:02:51I've literally had the same prescription for my glasses

0:02:51 > 0:02:54my whole life. I'm minus 3.25. And when I need glasses,

0:02:54 > 0:02:57I break them, or new contact lenses, I just get the same prescription.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Haven't been back to the optician since I was a kid.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01I just go with that, because it works, know what I mean?

0:03:01 > 0:03:03It works. Also, I don't want to go to the optician.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05I don't know what it's like nowadays,

0:03:05 > 0:03:07but I remember it being so, so boring, so confusing.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09I didn't know quite what was going on.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12They would show you, like, a green circle and a red circle.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16And they'd give you this lens, which was the same on both sides -

0:03:16 > 0:03:18you could see it was the same - and they'd go,

0:03:18 > 0:03:21"Just focus on the green circle and the red circle.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25"Is it clearer one or two? Is it clearer one or two?

0:03:25 > 0:03:30"One, two. One, two."

0:03:33 > 0:03:34LAUGHTER

0:03:36 > 0:03:38"I'm sorry, I don't know what you're asking me.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40"I'm trying so hard to help you.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41"It's the same. I think it's the same."

0:03:41 > 0:03:44"Just focus on the green circle and the red circle.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45"Is it clearer one or two?"

0:03:45 > 0:03:48"I don't know. Shall we say one and move on with our lives?"

0:03:48 > 0:03:50LAUGHTER

0:03:50 > 0:03:52The only bit that was remotely fun is the letters.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54You know, with the eye chart for the letters.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57So they have a big letter and then they have rows of smaller letters.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59The big one is just there to start you off, you know.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02To get you into it, you know, to give you some confidence.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Everyone can see that one. It's very rare...

0:04:04 > 0:04:07That one's there to test you're literate.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10"I don't do letters, can I have animals?"

0:04:10 > 0:04:12So they put that one there to just get you into it,

0:04:12 > 0:04:15and most people start off with confidence. "H," they go.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18"Yeah, I'm off! Let's go. Let's do this.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21"H! Am I right or am I right?"

0:04:21 > 0:04:22LAUGHTER

0:04:22 > 0:04:24"OK, I'm seeing V, G,

0:04:24 > 0:04:26"I'm getting a Q. I'm thinking B."

0:04:26 > 0:04:28You feel really good about yourself as you race through them.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32"Yeah, Y. These are the easy ones, baby. I'm onto this."

0:04:32 > 0:04:34And then when you get to one you can't see... You can't see it.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36This is the key moment of the eye test.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38This is the reason you booked the eye test.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41It's the reason the optician trained in optometry.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43So that you could at this moment go,

0:04:43 > 0:04:46"Oh!" No, not "O". That probably confuses things.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48LAUGHTER

0:04:48 > 0:04:51You go, "Stop! I can't see.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53"Help. I can't see that one.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56"Please can you help me now? That's why I'm here.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59"I could see the one before, which I think was an F,

0:04:59 > 0:05:01"but this one, I'm completely in the dark.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03"Will you give me glasses and help me?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05"Help me, please. Only you can help me.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08"It's why I've come to you in this home of vision.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11"Help me now."

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Oh, but we don't do that.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15No, we choose to guess the letter.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17LAUGHTER

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Which completely defeats the purpose.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23It's not a game show. You don't win the glasses.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24LAUGHTER

0:05:24 > 0:05:28But you're there, sort of straining, going, "Er... T?"

0:05:28 > 0:05:30There's no point in straining!

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Just relax. It's not like you're going to get it right and go,

0:05:33 > 0:05:35"It turns out, darling, I don't need glasses.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39"I just need to squint and lean for the rest of my life.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42"If I lean like that, I can see everything so much better.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45"I got it. I got T, and I didn't even know it was a T!

0:05:45 > 0:05:48"I'll drive, I'll drive, it should be fine."

0:05:48 > 0:05:50LAUGHTER

0:05:52 > 0:05:55It must've happened in history that someone has accidentally

0:05:55 > 0:05:57guessed all the letters correctly.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01"You tell me they're letters in front of me? OK, well, let's say B.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03"Shall we say, er, X?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06"And the final - is there one more, you say?

0:06:06 > 0:06:09"OK, let's go for G." "You have 20/20 vision."

0:06:09 > 0:06:11"Really? Who said that?

0:06:11 > 0:06:13"Is there somebody else in the room with me?"

0:06:13 > 0:06:16LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:06:20 > 0:06:23OK, ladies and gentlemen, it is now time

0:06:23 > 0:06:26for me to play my favourite game of them all -

0:06:26 > 0:06:29why, it's Celebrity Send To All!

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Yay!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34This is where I take someone's mobile phone

0:06:34 > 0:06:37and send a text of my choosing to all their contacts,

0:06:37 > 0:06:40and then we see what hilarious replies they get. So let's see

0:06:40 > 0:06:43who's in our royal Send To All box this week.

0:06:43 > 0:06:48Why, it's football pundit and former Welsh international football star -

0:06:48 > 0:06:50it's Robbie Savage!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yes! Ha-ha!

0:06:54 > 0:06:55My man.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57- How are you?- Fine, thank you. You?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Yeah.- Good.- So who are you here with, Robbie?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02My friends Jake and Bill.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Jake and Bill. They're just - they're your mates?- Yes.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09OK, good. So, listen, you're on BT Sport,

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Match of the Day - are you enjoying that?

0:07:11 > 0:07:15- 5 Live.- 5 Live. And who do you actually support?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17I support Wrexham.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19You support Wrexham? What, seriously?

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Well, that's where I'm from.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22We shouldn't forget that in your heyday

0:07:22 > 0:07:24you were an incredible footballer yourself.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Played for Manchester United, played for Leicester, played for Wales.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Let's have a look at your highlights.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32LAUGHTER

0:07:35 > 0:07:36APPLAUSE

0:07:41 > 0:07:44I've got to say, I look all right, actually.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46First of all, thank you so much for being here.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49I'm very grateful for you putting yourself through this.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Can I just confirm that you've not told anybody

0:07:51 > 0:07:53- to expect a text from you?- No. - So nobody's expecting a text.- No.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56OK, ladies and gentlemen, big round of applause. What a great sport.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Robbie Savage is here. I'm really grateful to you.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03So if you'd like to place your mobile telephone

0:08:03 > 0:08:06into this contraption, the cushion there, I'm going to get it down,

0:08:06 > 0:08:09but just for a bit of fun, I'm going to practise some of my own

0:08:09 > 0:08:11footballing skills as the phone comes down.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14So I'm just going to keep heading it. Just throw it back to my head

0:08:14 > 0:08:17and I'll see how I do. All right, here we go.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20MUSIC: Match Of The Day Theme

0:08:25 > 0:08:27This is going really well!

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Wow.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Ladies and gentlemen, I am now in possession

0:08:36 > 0:08:37of Robbie Savage's mobile phone!

0:08:37 > 0:08:38CHEERING

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Thank you, Robbie.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Brilliant.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46All right, so I'm going to plug it into this huge phone.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Should pop up. Yay, there it is!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Who are these beautiful people? This is your wife and children?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Yes.- All right, so let's see what's on this phone.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02All the classics, I can already see them. Sky Go, yes, why not?

0:09:02 > 0:09:03BBC Sport.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Erm, what's Z Meditations?

0:09:06 > 0:09:07Bah...

0:09:10 > 0:09:11PING

0:09:11 > 0:09:13LAUGHTER

0:09:14 > 0:09:16What, is that it?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18- SOOTHING VOICE FROM PHONE: - Find a quiet and comfortable place

0:09:18 > 0:09:21where you can sit down and meditate.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- You can also lie down. - LAUGHTER

0:09:24 > 0:09:27But it's important not to fall asleep.

0:09:27 > 0:09:32Now close your eyes and breathe gently.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38- Was that it? I just find a comfortable place?- Yeah.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39PING

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Find a quiet and comfortable place...

0:09:44 > 0:09:46I've done that!

0:09:46 > 0:09:49..where you can sit down and meditate.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53You can also lie down. But it's important not to fall asleep.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55LAUGHTER

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Now, close your eyes

0:09:58 > 0:10:00and breathe gently.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Robbie, why have you got this?!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05No idea! I don't know.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09- You don't remember getting this?- No. - Don't pretend! You're just embarrassed in front of...

0:10:09 > 0:10:10As you're sitting down,

0:10:10 > 0:10:14pay attention to your body's reaction to the chair,

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- the temperature... - What? Temperature?

0:10:17 > 0:10:18- ..the pressure...- The pressure?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- ..and the texture.- The texture?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22The texture of what?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24LAUGHTER

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Is this some creepy seduction thing?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29LAUGHTER

0:10:29 > 0:10:32All right, Robbie, I really have no idea what's going on in your life...

0:10:32 > 0:10:34During meditation

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- it's normal to feel itchy...- Itchy?

0:10:37 > 0:10:40..discomfort, or even slight pains.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- LAUGHTER - So use this opportunity

0:10:43 > 0:10:46and focus on the reaction of your body

0:10:46 > 0:10:49and settle in to a comfortable position.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51LAUGHTER

0:10:54 > 0:10:59Robbie, this is the most unexpected thing I've ever found.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02All right, let's have a quick look at your photos.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Oh, it's you with your... You've got very cool-looking -

0:11:05 > 0:11:07are they twins? Are the boys twins?

0:11:07 > 0:11:10No, Charlie and Freddie. He's 12 and Freddie's nine.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11So they're not twins.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13LAUGHTER

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Er, what? OK, that's you pointing at your nose.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Um...

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Do you only take photos of yourself?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23LAUGHTER

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Oh, for God's sake. What's going...

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Where are you here, Robster?

0:11:26 > 0:11:29I was in, um, Greece.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Is that the colour of the court, or did you fall over a lot?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34LAUGHTER

0:11:37 > 0:11:38OK.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41What's going on here? Is this a before and after?

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Yes, I was on a diet.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45And why have you got the iPhone backpack?

0:11:45 > 0:11:48LAUGHTER

0:11:54 > 0:11:57OK, that's you back in Greece. There's more iPhoning,

0:11:57 > 0:11:59That's you, your own face.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01There's your kids. There's a vanity...

0:12:01 > 0:12:03There's a level of vanity. What the...?

0:12:03 > 0:12:05LAUGHTER

0:12:05 > 0:12:07WHOOPING AND WOLF WHISTLES

0:12:07 > 0:12:11Do you meditate and look at pictures of yourself?

0:12:12 > 0:12:15This is during the itchy section of the meditation.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20"It is normal to feel itchy due to meditation."

0:12:21 > 0:12:24So, right, let's get into your texts here.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27The text I'm going to send is...

0:12:27 > 0:12:32"I had a really weird

0:12:32 > 0:12:36"dream last night..."

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Oh...

0:12:38 > 0:12:41"..that me and you..."

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Oh, no.

0:12:42 > 0:12:47"..were presenting Match Of The Day

0:12:47 > 0:12:50"together,

0:12:50 > 0:12:51"naked."

0:12:51 > 0:12:53LAUGHTER

0:12:53 > 0:12:55APPLAUSE

0:12:57 > 0:13:00"What do you think

0:13:00 > 0:13:02"it means?"

0:13:02 > 0:13:03LAUGHTER

0:13:07 > 0:13:09How would you sign a text, Robbie?

0:13:09 > 0:13:10I'd put a kiss.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- One kiss?- Yeah.- OK, let's just go through this text.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16"I had a really weird dream last night that me and you

0:13:16 > 0:13:18"were presenting Match Of The Day together naked.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19"What do you think it means?"

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Let's send that to everybody in Robbie's phone. ROBBIE GROANS

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Shall we do it? CHEERING

0:13:24 > 0:13:26And...

0:13:26 > 0:13:28that has gone!

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Yay!

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Ladies and gentlemen, a huge hand

0:13:33 > 0:13:36for the vainest meditator on earth -

0:13:36 > 0:13:38it's Robbie Savage!

0:13:38 > 0:13:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:13:39 > 0:13:42We'll be finding who's texted back later on in the show.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Pass me the ball, I'm going to... C'mon, let's have it.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51God, look at the pressure, yeah. Instant control.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53LAUGHTER AND WHOOPING

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Oh, oh, oh, he's still going. He's still...

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Oh, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Wah! Wah!

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Whoa, whoa!

0:14:03 > 0:14:05SHOUTS AND WHISTLES FROM AUDIENCE

0:14:05 > 0:14:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:14:08 > 0:14:09Not bad!

0:14:11 > 0:14:12Whoo!

0:14:14 > 0:14:17OK, my next guest is a mind magician.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19- AUDIENCE:- Oooooh!

0:14:19 > 0:14:23He is known as the real life Sherlock Holmes.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25- AUDIENCE:- Oooooh!

0:14:25 > 0:14:29Prepare to be amazed, ladies and gentlemen, by the wonderful...

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Mr Colin Cloud is here! Colin Cloud!

0:14:32 > 0:14:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Are you well?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42CHEERING

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Good. Can I ask you all now, please,

0:14:44 > 0:14:47to stand up for me on your feet?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Thank you, thank you, thank you.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51So now that you are all standing,

0:14:51 > 0:14:53listen very carefully.

0:14:53 > 0:14:58I want you all now to think of a simple colour, any colour.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00And if you are thinking of red,

0:15:00 > 0:15:01sit back down.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Good, if you are still standing, think of a simple shape.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08And if you are thinking of a circle, sit back down.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11If you are sitting down right now, you'll be pleased to know

0:15:11 > 0:15:14the way that you think is what's called "normal".

0:15:14 > 0:15:16LAUGHTER

0:15:16 > 0:15:19If, on the other hand, you are still standing,

0:15:19 > 0:15:21you'll be pleased to know you're harder to influence

0:15:21 > 0:15:24and cannot think of colours or shapes very quickly.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25LAUGHTER

0:15:25 > 0:15:28With this in mind, then, I wonder if you can help with this.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Er... Lady right here,

0:15:30 > 0:15:32in the white dress with the black spots.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34- Yes, you. What's your name? - Oh, Claudette.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Claudette.- Yeah.- Claudette, you remain standing.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Everyone else sit back down. OK.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41- Claudette?- Yes?

0:15:41 > 0:15:44- We have never met before?- Never. - Genuinely never met,

0:15:44 > 0:15:47and you have no idea exactly what I'm about to do to you.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51Good! Do me a favour - not out loud, in your head, right now,

0:15:51 > 0:15:54think about the name of the very first person you ever kissed.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Don't say their name, think of it.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59And please Claudette a huge round of applause

0:15:59 > 0:16:03as she makes her way up to the stage. Claudette, up you come.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04APPLAUSE

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Hi, Claudette. I will not embarrass you, OK, Claudette?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Come right this way.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Now, Claudette, thank you so much for helping.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Claudette, can I ask you please to hold two hands straight out

0:16:16 > 0:16:17in front of you like this?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19We'll avoid the microphone for a second. Good.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Imagine there is a computer keyboard right there,

0:16:22 > 0:16:25and now imagine you are typing. So don't move your fingers,

0:16:25 > 0:16:28but imagine you are typing this person's first name.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Just the first name, OK?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Think about where it took place as well.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Perfect. And in your mind, imagine typing the first letter,

0:16:35 > 0:16:37just the first letter, OK?

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Good. Imagine typing the second letter.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43Good. And the next le... Is the third letter an S?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Yes.- Yes, good, OK. Still warming up, still warming up.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Just think... I want you to keep your eyes open,

0:16:48 > 0:16:51but pout your lips like you're about to kiss this person.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52Do this...

0:16:52 > 0:16:54LAUGHTER

0:16:57 > 0:16:58Very natural.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Keeping look at me. Just pout, just pout.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Stay right there. Stay there, stay there.

0:17:03 > 0:17:04HE SNIFFS

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Were you eating pizza before you came here?

0:17:08 > 0:17:09- Yeah!- Yes! Right.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11- LAUGHTER - OK.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12You can put your hands back down.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16I think, if I'm right... In your mind, count the number of letters

0:17:16 > 0:17:19in this person's name. Don't say it, think it. Do you have it?

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Just the first name. Got it?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23So weird - you thought four but you counted there are five.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Five letters, yeah? OK.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Next time don't move your fingers, OK? That, er...

0:17:28 > 0:17:29Dead giveaway.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32If I'm right, then the kiss, it must've taken place outside,

0:17:32 > 0:17:34from the way that you were picturing it. Yes?

0:17:34 > 0:17:36I was going to say under something, like an archway

0:17:36 > 0:17:38- but not quite an archway.- Yeah.- Yes?

0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Were you imagining maybe this was under a bridge?- Yes!

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Yes! Is that what you were thinking? OK, but these guys might just think

0:17:43 > 0:17:46you're playing along, so I'm going to have to show them first, OK?

0:17:46 > 0:17:48In a loud voice - please don't say this -

0:17:48 > 0:17:51into that microphone, Claudette, tell us what is the first name

0:17:51 > 0:17:53of the person you had your first kiss with?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Into that microphone, nice and loud and clear.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Basil.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Basil indeed, Claudette!

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Thank you so much. Wonderful.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04You can head back to your seat down here, OK?

0:18:04 > 0:18:05Thank you again, Claudette.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Thank you very much for your time.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Ladies and gentlemen, Colin Cloud!

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Colin Cloud!

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Colin! Obviously I can't let you go without us talking,

0:18:21 > 0:18:23- because I've never seen you perform before.- Yes.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25- And that's blown my mind.- Good.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Cos I also kissed Basil under a bridge.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29LAUGHTER

0:18:29 > 0:18:33So is there any chance you could do something with me?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35CHEERING

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Er... Pull up two hands like this.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Imagine you were...- Don't do the one where you say I've just had pizza,

0:18:40 > 0:18:41cos that's always.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43LAUGHTER

0:18:44 > 0:18:46LAUGHTER

0:18:47 > 0:18:48Crisps. But, er...

0:18:48 > 0:18:50HE SNIFFS

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Hummus crisps.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53What the... How would you know that?

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Yes?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Ladies and gentlemen, absolutely sensational -

0:18:57 > 0:19:01the mind-blowing Colin Cloud. What about that?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Claudette, what happened to Basil?

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Basil's watching this at home.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12LAUGHTER

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Can you imagine Basil? He's probably still under the bridge.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19"She said she'd be back in five minutes. I'm still here!"

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Oh. And what about now - are you married and everything?

0:19:22 > 0:19:23No.

0:19:23 > 0:19:24Basil!

0:19:24 > 0:19:26LAUGHTER

0:19:26 > 0:19:28I'll make an appeal for you.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32Basil, if you're watching, please get in touch with the show.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34I have Claudette here.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37She's single, she's available, she had a pizza earlier,

0:19:37 > 0:19:39and she wants to meet with you.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42That's all the information I know, Claudette.

0:19:42 > 0:19:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Come on, Basil!

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Oh, it'd be so fun! Oh.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51We have an incredible show for you tonight,

0:19:51 > 0:19:54packed with top-notch, wonderful entertainment.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58But I would like to tell you that one of the stars of tonight's show

0:19:58 > 0:20:02doesn't even know they're going to be on the show tonight.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- AUDIENCE:- Oooooh!

0:20:04 > 0:20:07That's because one member of the public will become

0:20:07 > 0:20:10our Unexpected Star of the show!

0:20:10 > 0:20:11CHEERING

0:20:12 > 0:20:15This is Laura Thornton.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18There she is. She's a florist, and she runs a small shop

0:20:18 > 0:20:21in Gloucestershire with her husband John.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24And this is her actually hard at work being a florist.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Laura thinks she's coming to the theatre tonight

0:20:27 > 0:20:31to deliver a bouquet of flowers.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34But that's not why she's coming here at all.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37I know there's more to Laura than meets the eye.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40She dreams, ladies and gentlemen, of being a singer,

0:20:40 > 0:20:44and tonight we're going to give her that chance to perform

0:20:44 > 0:20:46on this very stage for you tonight.

0:20:46 > 0:20:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Now, Laura's brother Stephen has helped set this up,

0:20:52 > 0:20:55and apparently Stephen's in the audience. Stephen, where are you?

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Stevo! Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Stephen.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yes.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04- Stephen, how lovely to meet you. - How you doing? You all right?

0:21:04 > 0:21:06I'm very good. Tell us a bit about Laura.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Tell us about her work as a florist.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11So she's been humbly working away as a florist in the Cotswolds

0:21:11 > 0:21:13for a number of years now. She's also been singing

0:21:13 > 0:21:15- a little bit on the side as well. - OK.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18She's been doing lots of little gigs in pubs and local clubs

0:21:18 > 0:21:19- and things around there.- Right.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21She's got some good old influences as well -

0:21:21 > 0:21:24she likes Ella Fitzgerald,

0:21:24 > 0:21:25Elkie Brooks, Randy Crawford,

0:21:25 > 0:21:30and, you know, more recently, Adele, Paloma Faith...

0:21:30 > 0:21:31- Brilliant.- But she cannot imagine...

0:21:31 > 0:21:34I feel like you're giving me a Christmas list. I'll do my best!

0:21:34 > 0:21:36- It's her passion?- Yes, absolutely.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39But she's a florist and she thinks she's coming here tonight

0:21:39 > 0:21:41- to deliver this wedding bouquet. - Yeah.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- And would you say she has a good voice? - I think she's incredible, yeah.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48- What's the largest audience she's performed in front of before? - Probably about 35 people.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50- 35 people.- So, yeah. - LAUGHTER

0:21:50 > 0:21:53That's amazing. Well, we've got 2,500 people in here tonight.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Let's see how that goes. Let's hear it for Stephen.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Thank you so much. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Wow. Wow!

0:22:00 > 0:22:0235 people.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04This is going to be a step up.

0:22:05 > 0:22:10All right, well, Laura is on her way at this very moment.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12It's going to be the biggest surprise of her life,

0:22:12 > 0:22:15and of course, if she agrees, she will then be fulfilling

0:22:15 > 0:22:18her dream in a truly amazing, show stopping performance

0:22:18 > 0:22:21at the end of the show. But right now she's on her way to the theatre

0:22:21 > 0:22:24with a bunch of flowers, completely oblivious

0:22:24 > 0:22:25to how that's going to play out.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27OK, right.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Sorry, I should tell you, just between us,

0:22:30 > 0:22:32that when I introduce an act

0:22:32 > 0:22:34I have to do it from a position.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36So I just... I feel the need to say that,

0:22:36 > 0:22:38cos otherwise you would've thought

0:22:38 > 0:22:40that was an odd thing, that I suddenly...

0:22:40 > 0:22:41LAUGHTER

0:22:41 > 0:22:42I have a mark on the...

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Cos sometimes I can't find it, and I look for it,

0:22:45 > 0:22:48and I don't want you thinking, "He's just gone mad."

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Every once in a while I'll just suddenly go...

0:22:50 > 0:22:52LAUGHTER

0:22:54 > 0:22:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest

0:22:59 > 0:23:02is a Welsh classical singing sensation.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Here with the song she is singing in honour

0:23:05 > 0:23:07of the British armed forces,

0:23:07 > 0:23:09it's the divine Katherine Jenkins.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:23:17 > 0:23:20# I

0:23:20 > 0:23:24# I wish you could swim

0:23:26 > 0:23:30# Like the dolphins

0:23:30 > 0:23:34# Like dolphins can swim

0:23:36 > 0:23:39# No, nothing

0:23:39 > 0:23:45# Nothing will keep us together

0:23:45 > 0:23:50# We can beat them

0:23:50 > 0:23:55# For ever and ever

0:23:55 > 0:23:59# We can be heroes

0:23:59 > 0:24:05# Just for one day

0:24:07 > 0:24:14# Guns, they shot above our heads

0:24:16 > 0:24:19# And we kissed

0:24:19 > 0:24:24# As though nothing could fail

0:24:26 > 0:24:28# No, nothing

0:24:28 > 0:24:34# Nothing will drive them away

0:24:35 > 0:24:39# We can beat them

0:24:39 > 0:24:44# Forever and ever

0:24:45 > 0:24:49# We can be heroes

0:24:49 > 0:24:54# Just for one day

0:24:55 > 0:24:59# We can be heroes

0:24:59 > 0:25:03# Just for one day

0:25:04 > 0:25:14- # We can be heroes - Just for one day

0:25:15 > 0:25:20# We can be heroes

0:25:20 > 0:25:23# Just for one day

0:25:23 > 0:25:33- # We can be heroes - Just for one day

0:25:35 > 0:25:40# We can be heroes

0:25:42 > 0:25:46# Just for one day

0:25:47 > 0:25:51# Just for one day

0:25:52 > 0:25:58# Just for one day. #

0:26:00 > 0:26:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:08 > 0:26:12Oh! Katherine Jenkins, what about that?

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Oh, darling.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Amazing.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Beautiful, fantastic.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Now, tell me about - this song is going to be on an album

0:26:21 > 0:26:24- for the Queen.- An album that, er... I guess in honour of the Queen.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26It's her 90th birthday this year.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29- That was really... That last note is quite sensational.- Thank you.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32- How do you keep your voice like that?- I don't know.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35- Lots of water.- I loved it where you ramped up for it.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36HE SINGS A HIGH NOTE

0:26:36 > 0:26:38- It was amazing.- You're really good!

0:26:38 > 0:26:40What about when the doctor goes, "Say 'ah'"?

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Do you like to mess with them a little bit? "Say 'ah'."

0:26:42 > 0:26:43HE SINGS A HIGH NOTE

0:26:43 > 0:26:45LAUGHTER

0:26:45 > 0:26:46SHE SINGS A HIGH NOTE

0:26:46 > 0:26:49That was absolutely fantastic. That was really beautiful.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51- Thank you for having me. - One more time.- Thank you.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55Wonderful Katherine Jenkins. Go on, Katherine. Amazing.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01# Just for one day. #

0:27:03 > 0:27:06There's still so much to come on the show, ladies and gentlemen.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09Texts have been flying in on Robbie Savage's phone.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11He's here playing Send To All.

0:27:11 > 0:27:16And I can tell you that from the whole series so far, Robbie,

0:27:16 > 0:27:20we have not had a response like we've had to this dream text.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23I don't even know how long it's going to take to get through them.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25There's over 60 texts.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28I haven't seen them, I've just heard...

0:27:28 > 0:27:29I've heard about a couple.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31It's gold. You don't want to miss that, OK?

0:27:33 > 0:27:37All right, Laura, our florist from Gloucestershire -

0:27:37 > 0:27:39well, she's in the building, OK?

0:27:39 > 0:27:41She's in an office right now downstairs,

0:27:41 > 0:27:44where I think we can see live footage of her waiting.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47There she is. That is Laura.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50And is that her husband John? Is that right, Steve?

0:27:50 > 0:27:53That's her husband John, who looks really cool, I have to say.

0:27:53 > 0:27:54LAUGHTER

0:27:54 > 0:27:58It's so funny, this, cos he knows he's actually going to be on TV

0:27:58 > 0:28:01and he's gone for this all silk outfit.

0:28:01 > 0:28:02LAUGHTER

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Unbelievable. To be honest,

0:28:05 > 0:28:08she looks a bit glamorous as well, Steve!

0:28:08 > 0:28:10She thinks she's coming for dinner later on,

0:28:10 > 0:28:12- so she's dressed up a bit as well. - Oh, she's dressed for...

0:28:12 > 0:28:15And does John think he's having dinner with Il Divo?

0:28:15 > 0:28:17LAUGHTER

0:28:17 > 0:28:19OK. Oh, she's grabbing her...

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Oh, she's preparing them. They look very good.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24That's the bouquet. She's here to deliver those.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27All right, now, because her husband John,

0:28:27 > 0:28:30or "Jean", as he probably prefers to be called tonight...

0:28:30 > 0:28:32LAUGHTER

0:28:32 > 0:28:36..is with her - and it's not his moment at all, is it, Steve?

0:28:36 > 0:28:37On the way up,

0:28:37 > 0:28:42he's apparently going to have to excuse himself and go to the loo

0:28:42 > 0:28:44so that he's not part of this moment.

0:28:44 > 0:28:46So there's quite a lot that has to fall into place.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48So John has to go to the loo,

0:28:48 > 0:28:50and then she will be alone to walk up here,

0:28:50 > 0:28:52and I think she's been told to knock on the door.

0:28:52 > 0:28:55You really have to be quiet, cos them I'm going to go...

0:28:55 > 0:28:57they'll take my mic down so it doesn't sound like

0:28:57 > 0:28:59I've got the best voice projection.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01BOOMING: "Come in!"

0:29:02 > 0:29:04If I say something silly, don't laugh.

0:29:04 > 0:29:07Cos I'm tempted to go, "Enter!"

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Or something, but don't laugh. Don't laugh.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11LAUGHTER

0:29:11 > 0:29:13Or, "Give me a minute! Give me a minute!"

0:29:13 > 0:29:15LAUGHTER

0:29:15 > 0:29:17So get your laughing out of your system now, all right?

0:29:17 > 0:29:19OK, are we ready, ladies and gentlemen?

0:29:19 > 0:29:22Are we ready to get Laura up here? CHEERING

0:29:22 > 0:29:25All right, total silence. Let's do this, and of course,

0:29:25 > 0:29:27when she does come through the door,

0:29:27 > 0:29:30give her the maximum, the maximum moment possible.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32WHISPERING: Let's bring her up. Let's do this. OK.

0:29:32 > 0:29:34- Hello, gang.- Hi, there.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36He's ready for you. Alex is ready.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38- Do you want to... Which one's yours? - This one.- Them ones?

0:29:38 > 0:29:40- This one's mine.- Come along, yeah.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42Is there anywhere I can use the toilet?

0:29:42 > 0:29:44Oh, yeah, of course. It's on the way anyway.

0:29:44 > 0:29:46I should've shown you on the way in, shouldn't I?

0:29:48 > 0:29:50If you just want to go there and go to the toilet,

0:29:50 > 0:29:53if we just crack on up, I'll come back for you, if that's all right?

0:29:53 > 0:29:56- Yeah, OK.- Yeah, I'll be a few seconds.- OK. Thanks.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58Is it for a bride or for the groom, or...?

0:29:58 > 0:30:01- The bride.- I don't know anything about flowers, you can tell.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04- Definitely not for the groom! - Not for the groom, OK.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11So if you just go down at the end of the corridor, that's his office.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13- OK.- Just give it a knock and wait there for him.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15- I'll go and get your friend.- OK.

0:30:21 > 0:30:22Come in.

0:30:23 > 0:30:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:30:28 > 0:30:30INAUDIBLE

0:30:36 > 0:30:37It's Laura!

0:30:40 > 0:30:42Ladies and gentlemen, Laura Thornton's here!

0:30:46 > 0:30:48Oh, good lord.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51Laura, darling, how are you?

0:30:52 > 0:30:54A little bit terrified.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56LAUGHTER

0:30:56 > 0:30:59Oh, my God. Laura, you've already noticed your brother Steve

0:30:59 > 0:31:02over there, who has helped set you up tonight.

0:31:02 > 0:31:06You're on my show, Laura, as the Unexpected Star of the show!

0:31:06 > 0:31:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:10 > 0:31:12Now, Laura, would you like to explain

0:31:12 > 0:31:15why you think you're here tonight?

0:31:15 > 0:31:17I thought I was delivering a wedding bouquet.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20What's actually happening, Laura, is we understand

0:31:20 > 0:31:22that as well as being a florist, you have a passion.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24- What might that be?- Oh, singing.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27- Do you think it might be singing? - Oh, my God.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29- Do you enjoy singing? - What have you done?

0:31:29 > 0:31:31LAUGHTER

0:31:31 > 0:31:33- What have you done?- How much do you enjoy singing, Laura?

0:31:33 > 0:31:35- I... I quite enjoy singing.- Yeah?

0:31:35 > 0:31:37LAUGHTER

0:31:37 > 0:31:40OK, well, tonight, with the help of Steve,

0:31:40 > 0:31:43and of course your gorgeous husband John...

0:31:43 > 0:31:45who's still in the toilet, unfortunately.

0:31:45 > 0:31:48LAUGHTER

0:31:48 > 0:31:49Oh, there he is!

0:31:49 > 0:31:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:51 > 0:31:53He said when we were getting ready tonight...

0:31:53 > 0:31:56- And now you know why. - Yeah, now I know.

0:31:56 > 0:31:59And he made some interesting decisions. So, um...

0:31:59 > 0:32:02- So this is the plan - we're going to take you backstage.- Yeah.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05And we're going to rehearse with you,

0:32:05 > 0:32:08and you're going to take part in a very big singing performance

0:32:08 > 0:32:10at the end of tonight's show. WHOOPING FROM AUDIENCE

0:32:10 > 0:32:13- OK.- If you're up for that. What do you think, Laura?

0:32:13 > 0:32:16- Are you up for that?- I think I've got to be up for it.- I think she is!

0:32:16 > 0:32:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:19 > 0:32:21And just to say that all of us here,

0:32:21 > 0:32:24we're all rooting for you, aren't we? We're all rooting for Laura.

0:32:24 > 0:32:27Fantastic. Ladies and gentlemen, Laura,

0:32:27 > 0:32:30our Unexpected Star of the show!

0:32:30 > 0:32:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:41 > 0:32:43She was really freaked out.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45LAUGHTER She was really freaked out.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47These are beautiful.

0:32:48 > 0:32:52Ah. I'm going to give them to you, Claudette.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:57 > 0:33:00Only, darling, if you promise me

0:33:00 > 0:33:03that when you marry Basil,

0:33:03 > 0:33:07you'll be holding these as you walk down the aisle.

0:33:07 > 0:33:09Basil, she's ready, she's got the...

0:33:09 > 0:33:11Just bring the rings and it's on! It's on, Baz!

0:33:13 > 0:33:14I feel... I'm slightly...

0:33:14 > 0:33:19Basil's at home with his wife and she's going, "You dare, Baz!

0:33:22 > 0:33:24"I'll have you, Baz!"

0:33:28 > 0:33:31Right, Robbie Savage, ladies and gentlemen,

0:33:31 > 0:33:34let's hear it for a wonderful sport, Robbie Savage!

0:33:34 > 0:33:35I have your phone here.

0:33:35 > 0:33:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:33:37 > 0:33:42Earlier tonight, I put a text into Robbie's phone, and the text was...

0:33:42 > 0:33:45"I had a really weird dream last night

0:33:45 > 0:33:48"that me and you were presenting Match of the Day together naked.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51"What do you think it means?"

0:33:51 > 0:33:53Well, that got sent into your phone

0:33:53 > 0:33:57and amazingly, I think everybody you've ever known has texted back.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01Let's see. Al Shearer.

0:34:01 > 0:34:05I presume that's England sensation and legend Alan Shearer?

0:34:05 > 0:34:08OK. He just put, "You're a weirdo, that's what."

0:34:08 > 0:34:11LAUGHTER

0:34:16 > 0:34:17Who's AP?

0:34:17 > 0:34:18Sir AP McCoy.

0:34:18 > 0:34:21AP McCoy? So he's just gone with,

0:34:21 > 0:34:24"I hope you meant to send that to Gabby Logan and not me."

0:34:29 > 0:34:32Let's see. This is from F Flintoff,

0:34:32 > 0:34:36which I presume is the great England Ashes legend himself,

0:34:36 > 0:34:39he's gone with, "The weirdest part..."

0:34:39 > 0:34:41This is brilliant!

0:34:43 > 0:34:46"The weirdest part isn't me, or being naked,

0:34:46 > 0:34:49"it's you actually presenting Match of the Day!"

0:34:49 > 0:34:52LAUGHTER

0:34:58 > 0:34:59Who's Quags?

0:34:59 > 0:35:03- One of my best friends from Wales. - One of your best friends from Wales.

0:35:03 > 0:35:07"Hello, Geez. Trust the family are well, mate. Interesting one.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10"To dream of a close friend can mean you missing him.

0:35:10 > 0:35:14"There are various meanings for being naked..."

0:35:14 > 0:35:15He's obviously Googled this!

0:35:17 > 0:35:18No, it says here,

0:35:18 > 0:35:21"Let me look it up and do some research on it, Geez.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26"You on Match of the Day I can understand...",

0:35:26 > 0:35:27This is amazing!

0:35:27 > 0:35:31"Me, I'm no-one, which makes it intriguing.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33"Let me have a look at it."

0:35:33 > 0:35:36"Have you dreamed of me or being naked before?"

0:35:39 > 0:35:41Then he's texted back...

0:35:41 > 0:35:47"Geez, some research suggests that being naked is an insecurity thing

0:35:47 > 0:35:50"and you feel you are not in control.

0:35:50 > 0:35:54"Is all OK with the family and the job?"

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Quagy!

0:35:59 > 0:36:01He's gone and done his research!

0:36:03 > 0:36:05Oh, Quags is a good friend.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07Oh, Phillip Rocco. Who's Phillip Rocco?

0:36:07 > 0:36:09Um...

0:36:09 > 0:36:10I bought a watch off him.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18Phillip Rocco is a burglar?

0:36:21 > 0:36:24- You bought a watch off him?!- Yeah.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26He's just said, "Tough one, this."

0:36:26 > 0:36:30Oh, and he's started with great emojis of the thinking person.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33He's gone for five thoughts. "Tough one this.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35"I think it means you're possibly overworking.

0:36:35 > 0:36:38"I've just asked my missus what she thinks it means

0:36:38 > 0:36:40"and she was more gutted that it wasn't her

0:36:40 > 0:36:43"presenting Match of the Day naked with you!

0:36:44 > 0:36:47"PS, was we completely naked?

0:36:48 > 0:36:50"Or were we wearing watches?"

0:36:50 > 0:36:52LAUGHTER

0:36:52 > 0:36:54That's a great text!

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Harry, who's Harry?

0:37:00 > 0:37:03Harry Judd, I done Strictly with Harry.

0:37:03 > 0:37:04Oh, Harry Judd.

0:37:04 > 0:37:07"It means you're dreaming about me naked...again!"

0:37:08 > 0:37:10Um, this is quite funny.

0:37:10 > 0:37:13We've actually got one from former head of the BBC, Danny Cohen.

0:37:13 > 0:37:17Danny Cohen, of course, knows all about this gag,

0:37:17 > 0:37:19he hasn't twigged at all!

0:37:19 > 0:37:21"I'm very worried about this message."

0:37:21 > 0:37:23And then he put, "Very worried."

0:37:24 > 0:37:27"You must be missing me. Shall we have lunch sometime?"

0:37:29 > 0:37:32I'm gonna text him back, "Only if you're naked!"

0:37:32 > 0:37:34LAUGHTER

0:37:36 > 0:37:38I'm sending that. That's gone.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42Oh, good one from Ian Wright.

0:37:42 > 0:37:45Ian Wright! Ian writes just three words,

0:37:45 > 0:37:46"You fancy me".

0:37:46 > 0:37:50LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:37:52 > 0:37:54You fancy me!

0:37:54 > 0:37:55OK...

0:37:55 > 0:38:00Oh, my God, he's got back to me. Danny Cohen just got back to me!

0:38:00 > 0:38:02"Very troubling."

0:38:05 > 0:38:07He's so troubled.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11I'm naked now.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17Can I FaceTime you?

0:38:20 > 0:38:22Can I FaceTime you?

0:38:22 > 0:38:26Oh, my God, it's got those dots that say he's thinking of his response!

0:38:30 > 0:38:32Oh, no, he's got back. Danny Cohen's just got back.

0:38:32 > 0:38:35He's said, "I'm calling the police."!

0:38:35 > 0:38:37LAUGHTER

0:38:40 > 0:38:44Ladies and gentlemen, that was absolutely fantastic, Robbie Savage!

0:38:44 > 0:38:47Thank you, Robbie. That was really good fun. That was awesome!

0:38:47 > 0:38:49Go on, Robbie!

0:38:49 > 0:38:51CHEERING

0:38:51 > 0:38:55Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the performance

0:38:55 > 0:38:58of our Unexpected Star of the Show!

0:39:01 > 0:39:06Earlier tonight, Laura, a florist from Gloucestershire,

0:39:06 > 0:39:10came to the theatre thinking she was simply delivering some flowers

0:39:10 > 0:39:11as part of her work,

0:39:11 > 0:39:16but little did she know she was set up by her brother Steve,

0:39:16 > 0:39:20and her husband John, so that she can perform on this very stage,

0:39:20 > 0:39:23and sing to you tonight to make her dream come true.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25She's been rehearsing like mad backstage,

0:39:25 > 0:39:28and it's time for her to take centre stage.

0:39:28 > 0:39:33Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest has sold millions of flowers...

0:39:33 > 0:39:39In fact, there isn't an artist worldwide who's sold more CDs...

0:39:39 > 0:39:40Sorry, seeds.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45From jasmine to jazz, she's top of the poppies,

0:39:45 > 0:39:47it's our singing florist, Laura!

0:39:47 > 0:39:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:09 > 0:40:10# It's too darn hot

0:40:11 > 0:40:13# It's too darn hot

0:40:14 > 0:40:19# I'd like to sup with my baby tonight

0:40:20 > 0:40:24# Refill my cup with my baby tonight

0:40:26 > 0:40:29# I'd like to sup with my baby tonight

0:40:29 > 0:40:32# Refill my cup with my baby tonight

0:40:32 > 0:40:35# But, brother, we'll only get fighting tonight

0:40:35 > 0:40:37# Cos it's too darn hot

0:40:38 > 0:40:39# It's too darn hot

0:40:41 > 0:40:43# It's too darn hot

0:40:44 > 0:40:48# I'd like to coo with my baby tonight

0:40:49 > 0:40:54# And pitch the woo with my baby tonight

0:40:55 > 0:40:58# I'd like to coo with my baby tonight

0:40:58 > 0:41:01# And pitch the woo with my baby tonight

0:41:01 > 0:41:04# But, brother, we'll only get fighting tonight

0:41:04 > 0:41:06# Cos it's too darn hot

0:41:07 > 0:41:10# According to the Kinsey Report

0:41:10 > 0:41:13# Every average man I know

0:41:13 > 0:41:16# Much prefers to woo his lovie at night

0:41:16 > 0:41:18# When the temperature is low

0:41:19 > 0:41:21# And when the thermometer goes way up

0:41:21 > 0:41:24# And the weather is sizzling hot

0:41:24 > 0:41:28# Mister pants for romance says not

0:41:28 > 0:41:32# Cos it's too, too, too darn hot

0:41:32 > 0:41:36# It's too darn hot

0:41:36 > 0:41:41# It's too darn hot

0:41:42 > 0:41:46# It's too darn hot

0:41:48 > 0:41:52# It's too darn hot

0:41:54 > 0:41:57# It's too

0:41:57 > 0:42:00# Darn

0:42:00 > 0:42:09# Hot! #

0:42:12 > 0:42:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Thank you so much.

0:42:22 > 0:42:25It's Laura, ladies and gentlemen!

0:42:27 > 0:42:29Brilliant, well done, congratulations.

0:42:29 > 0:42:31That was sensational.

0:42:31 > 0:42:33Oh, what about that? Come on, Laura!

0:42:33 > 0:42:35Wow! Wow.

0:42:35 > 0:42:38These are for you, thank you so much.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40- How did that feel?- Fantastic.

0:42:40 > 0:42:43- Was that amazing?- Amazing, amazing. I loved it, thank you so much.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45I'll never ever forget this, thank you.

0:42:45 > 0:42:47Thank you, well done.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50Thank you, thank you for coming. You were sensational.

0:42:50 > 0:42:53One more time please for our singing florist Laura.

0:42:53 > 0:42:54There we go.

0:42:54 > 0:42:55CHEERING

0:42:55 > 0:42:57Too darn hot!

0:43:03 > 0:43:05If you know somebody you'd like to nominate

0:43:05 > 0:43:09to be an Unexpected Star of the Show for the next series...

0:43:10 > 0:43:14..or in fact, want to nominate someone for any surprise...

0:43:14 > 0:43:16We can now go live to your house.

0:43:16 > 0:43:18Shut up!

0:43:21 > 0:43:23Please go to:

0:43:26 > 0:43:30Join me next week for the last Big Show of the series.

0:43:30 > 0:43:33One more person will be getting the shock of their life

0:43:33 > 0:43:35to become our Unexpected Star of the Show,

0:43:35 > 0:43:38another brave celebrity will be playing "Send To All",

0:43:38 > 0:43:42and we'll have loads more unmissable star performances and audience fun.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44Until then, thank you very much.

0:43:44 > 0:43:45Good night! Bravo!