0:00:10 > 0:00:14Coming up on tonight's show, The One Show's wonderful Alex Jones
0:00:14 > 0:00:16plays Celebrity Send To All.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18The heavenly All Saints are back
0:00:18 > 0:00:23and who will be our unexpected star of the show?
0:00:26 > 0:00:31Ladies and gentlemen, it's The Big Show!
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38IRISH MUSIC PLAYS
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Thank you very much! Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
0:00:56 > 0:00:58to my last Big Show of the series!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Oh, we have had some wonderful performances over the past few weeks
0:01:05 > 0:01:08and tonight will be no exception.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Plus, of course, another celebrity will be playing Send To All,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15my favourite game. Yes, that sounds like fun.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16CHEERING
0:01:16 > 0:01:19And another member of the public will be getting the biggest surprise
0:01:19 > 0:01:24of their life when they become our unexpected star of the show.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25CHEERING
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I love theatres and there are certain conventions of the theatre.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34I love coming in the stage door. I love the wings.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37These are called the wings, you go out of the wings, you know?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40And also a big part of the theatre is encores at the end
0:01:40 > 0:01:43of a show, you know. You always have an encore. I don't know why.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46It's built into the show. They ask you, "Will you be doing an encore?"
0:01:46 > 0:01:50They assume you hold jokes back. It's not like you do it again, even though it's French for "again".
0:01:50 > 0:01:53You don't do it again, you come back and go, "Oh, yes, you love me." It's very awkward.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Even if they don't, you have to because they leave the lights, it's awful.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Anyway, so I just wanted to tell you this story
0:01:59 > 0:02:02because I thought it was funny. I was doing this gig last year
0:02:02 > 0:02:05in a lovely theatre called The Mayflower, in Southampton.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07So I'd finished the show and I went, "Thank you very much."
0:02:07 > 0:02:10And what you do at the end of the show is, I bow like this
0:02:10 > 0:02:13and then I go off into the wings and then I just wait
0:02:13 > 0:02:17behind the curtain here for a few... I count to ten and then they keep
0:02:17 > 0:02:20cheering and then I come back and go, "Thank you very much." That's called an encore.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23So I did this gig in Southampton where I went off,
0:02:23 > 0:02:26but I got my bearings wrong and I didn't go all the way off,
0:02:26 > 0:02:28so I did this whole, "Thank you, thank you so much,"
0:02:28 > 0:02:31and I just stood in the corner of the set.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34LAUGHTER Incredibly creepy moment
0:02:34 > 0:02:36for the whole audience,
0:02:36 > 0:02:39who stopped applauding and I just looked round, realised.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41It was like I'd run out of batteries
0:02:41 > 0:02:44and then just shuffled in.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49So let's hope things are a little bit more professional
0:02:49 > 0:02:51than that tonight.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54So look, I've got my new suit on, which... Well, I say my new suit,
0:02:54 > 0:02:58this was actually tailored, um, to fit me and I... WOLF-WHISTLING
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I'm not really breathing out, I'm breathing in.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05It's right teetering on the edge.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09I wore this suit at the end of last year and, um... Well, I don't know
0:03:09 > 0:03:12what's happened to me, there appears to be some kind of bloating since it
0:03:12 > 0:03:13was...it was measured.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Um, and I did a gig and I came out at the beginning of the show
0:03:16 > 0:03:19and I raised my hands, like you do, you know,
0:03:19 > 0:03:20showbizzy, like this,
0:03:20 > 0:03:23going, "Good evening!" And I didn't realise that had happened.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I've got to be honest, the laughter, people were laughing so much,
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I was storming the gig.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I thought, "I've never gone down so well!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36"They're loving these jokes!"
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Until I realised it was the jacket boobs that was their entertainment
0:03:40 > 0:03:42and not the material at all.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Also I've become so lazy, we've all become so lazy.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47I don't even go shopping for food any more,
0:03:47 > 0:03:50I just order it on my laptop online on my ever increasing tummy,
0:03:50 > 0:03:53just lying in bed going, "Bring me this food, bring me that food."
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Then you click a time slot and they just show up at your house.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58They're like, "Would you like me to bring it in?"
0:03:58 > 0:04:02I'm like, "Ideally, can you feed me? I mean, what services do you offer?"
0:04:02 > 0:04:05At least when you don't go to the supermarket, it means
0:04:05 > 0:04:08you don't eat on the way round it, because I'm always too greedy.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10We've all done this. You don't own it yet, you don't own the food,
0:04:10 > 0:04:14but you consume it, and then you have that horrible moment of confession at the till
0:04:14 > 0:04:17when you have to just present wrappers. "I'm terribly sorry, I had
0:04:17 > 0:04:20"this Mars Bar. I have the packaging - can you get the information
0:04:20 > 0:04:24"from the packaging? Because the Mars Bar itself is in my tummy, I ate it.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28"I'll pay you back. I appear to have eaten this lasagne. Will I be very sick?
0:04:28 > 0:04:32"It just looked so yummy on the photo."
0:04:32 > 0:04:34"Would you like a bag, sir?" "I just need a bin.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37"I've actually had a lot of food."
0:04:37 > 0:04:39There are many different supermarket options.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42I don't know where you shop. My wife likes to shop at Waitrose.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- It's the middle-class option. AUDIENCE:- Ooooh!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47People are whooping Waitrose and what they're doing
0:04:47 > 0:04:50is telling you that they can afford Waitrose, and they love to do it.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53People who shop at Waitrose, they like to drop it into conversations -
0:04:53 > 0:04:59"Sorry I'm late, I was just at WAITROSE," just so everybody knows that they can afford Waitrose.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Even though they sell basically all the same stuff as other
0:05:02 > 0:05:05supermarkets, but they just put the prices up so people can feel
0:05:05 > 0:05:09good about themselves because they're shopping at WAITROSE, yeah.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13But they like to justify it, you know, the poshies, yeah.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Yeah, Waitrose, it's fabulous. The food is just wonderful,
0:05:15 > 0:05:18you know. It's organic, it's beyond organic, you know.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21The chickens, they, they just sacrifice themselves.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23They just walk up...
0:05:23 > 0:05:26They walk up to the main entrance. "Hi, this is my family and we just...
0:05:31 > 0:05:35"I've brought some condiments. Do what you like, just take me, take me."
0:05:36 > 0:05:40And I've never seen anybody return the trolley for the pound
0:05:40 > 0:05:43in the car park in Waitrose - it's simply not worth it to them.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46You see them coming out with their trollies,
0:05:46 > 0:05:48looking for their Range Rovers, "Which one is mine?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50"I think it's this one over here."
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Oh, they pop the boot open as well. You see, once you've got
0:05:53 > 0:05:56a certain amount of money, this, this and this, those days are
0:05:56 > 0:06:00behind you. Now they have these keys and you push the key that closes
0:06:00 > 0:06:03it, that locks it, and then one that opens it and then a boot one.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07And people pop it open. They don't wait till they get to the car. The more posh you are,
0:06:07 > 0:06:11the further away from the vehicle you pop the boot up. It can become quite treacherous
0:06:11 > 0:06:14for other people walking in the car park because the boots start
0:06:14 > 0:06:17flying up all over the place. People have to walk in single file.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20"OK, kids, just follow me so we don't get hit by the boots."
0:06:20 > 0:06:24People doing it at the till, people flying into airports going, "Oh, look, there's the car,
0:06:24 > 0:06:29"better pop the boot open, easier to get the bags in."
0:06:29 > 0:06:31So they get to the Range Rover, they unload their shopping
0:06:31 > 0:06:34in the back and then they see the pound and they think,
0:06:34 > 0:06:37"I should have that, that's money, but I can't. It's stuck."
0:06:37 > 0:06:39And they realise, "I've got to go all the way over there
0:06:39 > 0:06:43"and plug it in to the trolley train for a pound. All the way over
0:06:43 > 0:06:45"there and back for a pound.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50"But by the time I've got there and back the house would've made about 15 grand,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52"so I don't really see the point."
0:06:53 > 0:06:55So then they sort of do this push away, they do
0:06:55 > 0:06:59the Waitrose posh push, they just pause and go, "Off you go.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05"Goodbye!"
0:07:06 > 0:07:08And then the trolley sort of rolls away
0:07:08 > 0:07:11and then collides with another Range Rover that some other posh
0:07:11 > 0:07:14person will go, "What's that doing there? Off you go."
0:07:16 > 0:07:20There's normally someone from Aldi in the bushes. "I'll have that, thank you.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27"Get me whole shopping done on that quid, idiots."
0:07:31 > 0:07:37OK, now, ladies and gentlemen, it is time to play Celebrity Send To All!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Yes, it is.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41CHEERING
0:07:41 > 0:07:45OK, let's see who's in our Send To All box this week.
0:07:45 > 0:07:51Why, it's the beautiful and talented and wonderful Alex Jones is here!
0:07:51 > 0:07:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Go on, Jonesy!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Hiya, Michael. - How are you, Alex?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Um, scared. - You're scared?- Yeah.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Yes, no, you shouldn't be.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Um, so who are you here with tonight, Alex?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09My husband, Charlie, and Mum and Dad, Mary and Alan.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Oh, round of applause! Her husband Charlie and Mum and Dad are in town!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Wonderful.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19So you and Charlie just got married quite recently?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- We did, yeah, New Year's Eve. - Oh.- All quite new.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Well, very many congratulations from all of us.- Thank you.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- And thank you for agreeing to come on this show and hand over the phone.- Yes.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- And can I just confirm that nobody knows you're going to send a text tonight?- No.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33- That no-one has been forewarned? - No.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35OK, well, let's have some fun.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39As you can see, in front of you is this contraption for bringing
0:08:39 > 0:08:41the phone down to me.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- You just place it into the cushion and I'll wind it down.- OK.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46OK, let's do this!
0:08:46 > 0:08:47OK.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51THE ONE SHOW THEME TUNE PLAYS
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Very good singing.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04HE LAUGHS
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Have you got it?
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Absolutely fabulous.
0:09:07 > 0:09:12Ladies and gentlemen, I am now in possession of Alex Jones's mobile telephone!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Thank you, thank you, thank you.
0:09:16 > 0:09:21So with a bit of luck, it should be supersized onto this big screen.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Oh!
0:09:22 > 0:09:23AUDIENCE: Awww!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28That is a beautiful animal. Who's that, Alex?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31That is one of our hamsters.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Very good. - Um, he's called Kiwi.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Oh, that's very sweet, so that's little Kiwi.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39He's absolutely adorable and he is currently your screensaver
0:09:39 > 0:09:42and this is how it all goes.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Oh, no.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47You know what I was going to look at? Your alarms.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Because you probably... So this is your...
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Oh, my God!
0:09:53 > 0:09:59Oh, my God, Alex, you've been up at almost every hour of the night.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00LAUGHTER
0:10:10 > 0:10:12No!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15This says 4.45 and 4.46,
0:10:15 > 0:10:19so you've had to wake up at 4.46.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22You looked at your previous alarms and went, "4.45.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25"I'll need that minute, I'm going new, I'm going on a new one."
0:10:25 > 0:10:28OK, so, this is a really fun phone.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- You've got a lot going on here. - What is, um, what's this one?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- What's that?- Masquerade.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- What is it?- Put your head in the middle, put your head in the middle.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- Oh, my God.- There you are.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40LAUGHTER
0:10:40 > 0:10:42What, what's just happened?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49What on earth has just happened to my face?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Yeah, if you flick...
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Whoooaargh!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Michael, slide it, there you are.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I can't believe that's just happened.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16What's happened to me there? It's turned me into Leonardo DiCaprio.
0:11:16 > 0:11:22I'd like to thank the Academy... I'd like to, er, not
0:11:22 > 0:11:25thank my dentist. What on earth has happened to my teeth?
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Whoooaargh!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Children, watch my big new show.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37LAUGHTER
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Oh, my God. I'm sorry, I'm going to do this for ever.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I don't think I can not do this...
0:11:48 > 0:11:49for the rest of the show.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Ooh-ooh-ooh!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Ooh-ooh-ooh! Aaah! Aaah!
0:12:03 > 0:12:07AAAH-AAAAH-AAAAAAH!
0:12:17 > 0:12:21All right, I've got to stop this. I've got to stop but I can't stop.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24I can't stop!
0:12:25 > 0:12:30I CAN'T STOP! AAAAAGH!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39All right, let's get back to this. That was way too much...
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Alex, the fun in your life!
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Um, all right, I'm going to send a text into your phone now.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Oh, be kind.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- "Hello..." I think - would you start a text with hello?- Hiya.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Oh, OK, hiya. Hiya! Are you an exclamation mark fan?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Well, probably comma.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Oh, sorry.
0:13:02 > 0:13:08"Hiya, The One Show is doing an item on...
0:13:11 > 0:13:12"..weird crushes."
0:13:12 > 0:13:13LAUGHTER
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- "This is..."- Oh, it's going to go to our producer!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24"..really embarrassing...
0:13:25 > 0:13:29"..but you are mine.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34"How would you feel about me talking about it on the show?"
0:13:37 > 0:13:39All right, let's read this through.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43"Hiya, The One Show is doing an item on weird crushes.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46"This is really embarrassing, but you are mine.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49"How would you feel about me talking about it on the show?"
0:13:51 > 0:13:53CHEERING
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Audience, shall we do it?
0:13:55 > 0:13:56- ALL:- Yeah!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58All right, that's gone.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Oh, no!
0:14:00 > 0:14:01CHEERING
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Oh, my God. OK, a huge hand, ladies and gentlemen.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Oh...- What wonderful fun and amazing sport -
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Alex Jones, what about that?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you so much.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to find out who is going to
0:14:22 > 0:14:26be our last unexpected star of the show.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Every week we've been surprising somebody who thinks they're coming to the theatre for work,
0:14:34 > 0:14:40but they're actually going to be part of the show and be performing on this very stage.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- ALL:- Oooh!
0:14:42 > 0:14:46Over the past few weeks we've had an unexpected star on every single show
0:14:46 > 0:14:51and we can see a little bit of the highlights to get you in the mood for tonight's unexpected star.
0:14:51 > 0:14:56This electrician is going to get the shock of his life!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00AUDIENCE SQUEALS
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Where is the, er... Where's the fault anyway?
0:15:09 > 0:15:10LAUGHTER
0:15:10 > 0:15:12# You give me
0:15:12 > 0:15:14# Something... #
0:15:16 > 0:15:18CHEERING
0:15:18 > 0:15:20It's Craig, our locksmith!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Shannon thinks he's coming to the theatre tonight
0:15:32 > 0:15:34for a simple removals job.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40CHEERING
0:15:40 > 0:15:41How are you feeling, Shannon?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I want to cry.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45# Now I've called the shot
0:15:45 > 0:15:47# Get off the pot
0:15:47 > 0:15:52# I really gotta fly! #
0:15:52 > 0:15:54CHEERING
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Oh, my God. - LAUGHTER
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Do you like singing? - What have you done?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01# Too
0:16:01 > 0:16:04# Darn
0:16:04 > 0:16:08# Hot! #
0:16:08 > 0:16:11I'll never, ever forget this. Thank you.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13CHEERING
0:16:13 > 0:16:15CHEERING DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:16:15 > 0:16:17I can't believe it.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Honestly, I can't... I feel like I'm in a dream.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22THEY BOTH SING ELONGATED NOTE
0:16:26 > 0:16:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:32 > 0:16:35And, of course, they're all here tonight!
0:16:35 > 0:16:36There they are, ladies and gentlemen.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39It's hairdresser Natasha, locksmith Craig,
0:16:39 > 0:16:42electrician Adam Heapy,
0:16:42 > 0:16:44handyman Shannon,
0:16:44 > 0:16:46and florist Laura.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Yay!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51It's been truly amazing,
0:16:51 > 0:16:54and you guys handled it so incredibly well, because...
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Are you crying now, Laura?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Just a little.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01It was... You know you nearly collapsed, you could see it,
0:17:01 > 0:17:02your legs buckled slightly.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05I know. Biggest shock of my life, but I can't thank you enough,
0:17:05 > 0:17:07it was the most amazing experience.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Shall we do this again tonight? Are you up for it?
0:17:11 > 0:17:12CHEERING
0:17:12 > 0:17:17So, our final Unexpected Star of the show is Aaron Middleton.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Let's have a look. There he is.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22There's Aaron, he's 30 years old and he's a plasterer.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24He's coming to the theatre tonight,
0:17:24 > 0:17:27thinking it's to do some plastering,
0:17:27 > 0:17:29because we're, of course, in one of the oldest theatres in London,
0:17:29 > 0:17:32so he thinks he's coming to look at a few cracks in our walls,
0:17:32 > 0:17:34but, of course, that isn't the plan at all.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Aaron loves singing and playing the guitar.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38He dreams of being a rock star
0:17:38 > 0:17:40and having thousands of people hear him sing.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42He gets his guitar out whenever he can
0:17:42 > 0:17:44and when he's supposed to be working.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46We have some footage, I believe, of him at work -
0:17:46 > 0:17:49secretly filmed to prove the point, there he is.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51# High in the trees
0:17:51 > 0:17:54# I'm shining like a star... #
0:17:54 > 0:17:59So there's the walls he's supposed to be plastering...
0:17:59 > 0:18:00and he's performing.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03So, there you go. There's proof.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05That's Aaron, he's on his way to do some plastering,
0:18:05 > 0:18:06but, really, he can't stop singing.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08We're going to make his dream come true.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Are you up for that, ladies and gentlemen?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12CHEERING
0:18:12 > 0:18:14All right. Aaron was set up by his brother, Luke,
0:18:14 > 0:18:16who is with him right now,
0:18:16 > 0:18:19and also by his dad, Trevor, who should be in the audience.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Where are you, Trev?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Go on, Trev. There he is.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Trevor!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29CHEERING
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Hello, Trev. You all right, mate?
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Yes, thank you.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Good to meet you, Trev. How exciting is this?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Aaron is on his way. Can you tell the audience about Aaron?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Tell us about his love of performing.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Aaron has always been a performer.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Started playing musical instruments -
0:18:45 > 0:18:49trumpet, keyboard, then he moved on to the guitar.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Oh, thank God for that. I was terribly worried.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Now he plays the spoons.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57OK.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58What's he done to pursue...?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Has he tried to pursue a career or is it more of a hobby?
0:19:01 > 0:19:07He's been with friends in bands, but nothing too fantastic.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- But they went through the... - LAUGHTER
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- But now he does his work, obviously. - Yeah.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Because life kicks in. - Yeah, absolutely.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18You dream and aspire to things, but long and the short of it...
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Well, that's what this is about, Trev,
0:19:20 > 0:19:22it's about giving people a moment.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24You know, a moment that they've always dreamed about.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- Well, this is it, I think. - And to surprise him with it.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Trevor, thank you so much for coming along.- No, thank you.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Ladies and gentlemen, it's Aaron's dad, Trev! Go on, Trev!
0:19:33 > 0:19:34OK.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37So what's going to happen, ladies and gentlemen -
0:19:37 > 0:19:40I have to be honest with you, this is a particularly fun one -
0:19:40 > 0:19:44we're going to build a corridor that extends from here,
0:19:44 > 0:19:47except this is going to extend all the way, right where I'm standing.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50In the corridor is going to be some pictures on the walls.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54We're going to tell him that there is a big crack
0:19:54 > 0:19:56hiding behind the picture,
0:19:56 > 0:19:58which is something that we all do, of course.
0:19:58 > 0:20:03The picture is going to be of me holding a microphone, like that,
0:20:03 > 0:20:05and an audience behind.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09In fact, it's going to be the exact view from behind the picture.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12So I'm going to stand here, and you're all going to be in on it
0:20:12 > 0:20:15and you're all going to stand up and be completely quiet,
0:20:15 > 0:20:17and then he is going to come down the corridor,
0:20:17 > 0:20:18lift the picture off,
0:20:18 > 0:20:24and then that will reveal the real version of the picture.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27I mean, seriously, we have a paramedic standing by,
0:20:27 > 0:20:29because this is not just the shock of being on stage,
0:20:29 > 0:20:33it's the shock of a photograph become reality.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39It's going to be absolutely wonderful.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Are you up for that, ladies and gentlemen?
0:20:41 > 0:20:42CHEERING All right.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48My next guests have sold over 12 million records in the '90s,
0:20:48 > 0:20:51and now they're back with their new single, This Is A War,
0:20:51 > 0:20:54it's the heavenly All Saints!
0:20:54 > 0:20:55CHEERING
0:21:12 > 0:21:14THEY HUM MELODY
0:21:21 > 0:21:24# You weren't holy, that face
0:21:24 > 0:21:26# Written in the bad books
0:21:26 > 0:21:29# Trouble all the way
0:21:29 > 0:21:33# Just like a fighter
0:21:33 > 0:21:35# Me, same story, same page
0:21:35 > 0:21:40# I was a ladder searching for fame
0:21:40 > 0:21:42# Together we burned brighter
0:21:44 > 0:21:47# Looking for a battle, ready for the pain
0:21:47 > 0:21:50# Knew it was a challenge, everything's a game
0:21:50 > 0:21:52# Seemed easy
0:21:52 > 0:21:55# Seemed so easy
0:21:55 > 0:21:58# If I gotta fight for the right
0:21:58 > 0:22:00# To be loved and to love
0:22:00 > 0:22:02# Then this is a war
0:22:05 > 0:22:07# If we can't be free
0:22:07 > 0:22:09# You and me
0:22:09 > 0:22:11# To be loved and to love
0:22:11 > 0:22:13# Then what is this for?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19# If this is a war
0:22:21 > 0:22:22# You wasn't perfect
0:22:22 > 0:22:24# Thought it was cool
0:22:24 > 0:22:27# You were a bad boy straight out of the hood
0:22:28 > 0:22:30# Yeah, it was all good
0:22:32 > 0:22:35# You, a little tragic Me, a little bold
0:22:35 > 0:22:39# Dangerous, ecstatic, we couldn't be told
0:22:39 > 0:22:42# Together we were alone
0:22:43 > 0:22:46# Looking for a battle, ready for the pain
0:22:46 > 0:22:47# Knew it was a challenge
0:22:47 > 0:22:49# Everything's a game
0:22:49 > 0:22:51# Seemed easy
0:22:51 > 0:22:54# Seemed so easy
0:22:54 > 0:22:57# If I gotta fight for the right
0:22:57 > 0:22:59# To be loved and to love
0:22:59 > 0:23:01# Then this is a war
0:23:05 > 0:23:07# If we can't be free
0:23:07 > 0:23:08# You and me
0:23:08 > 0:23:11# To be loved and to love
0:23:11 > 0:23:12# Then what is this for?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18# If this is a war
0:23:18 > 0:23:22# Will the words ever make a change?
0:23:22 > 0:23:26# We've come too far to turn back now
0:23:26 > 0:23:28# Stronger together, we are one
0:23:29 > 0:23:34# One world a million miles away
0:23:34 > 0:23:36# Two hearts, one life
0:23:36 > 0:23:39# One you and I
0:23:39 > 0:23:42# If I gotta fight for the right
0:23:42 > 0:23:44# To be loved and to love
0:23:44 > 0:23:46# Then this is a war
0:23:48 > 0:23:51# Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me
0:23:51 > 0:23:53# If we can't be free, you and me
0:23:53 > 0:23:56# To be loved and to love
0:23:56 > 0:23:58# Then what is this for?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04# If this is a war. #
0:24:04 > 0:24:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:17 > 0:24:19All Saints, ladies and gentlemen!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Oh, darlings!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Ladies and gentlemen, wasn't that fantastic?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Now, girls, you have a new album, which is very exciting -
0:24:28 > 0:24:30rave-reviewed album, what's that called?
0:24:30 > 0:24:33- It's called Red Flag. - Red Flag, excellent.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34The tour, you're going to do a tour?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36We're on tour in October, yes.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38- Welcome back. What about that? - Thank you.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Wasn't it nice to see them back?
0:24:39 > 0:24:44One more time, ladies and gentlemen, for the fantastic All Saints! Yay!
0:24:44 > 0:24:45CHEERING
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Thanks, girls.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53OK. I have news.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57I've just heard that our Unexpected Star of tonight's show, Aaron,
0:24:57 > 0:24:59is in the building.
0:24:59 > 0:25:04We can show you the moment, Dad Trev, that he arrived.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Here he comes.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09So, this is...Aaron?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Where is he? Which one is he?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Is that him holding the thing? - That's him.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Oh, there he is, I recognise him from his photo.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Oh, my goodness, he looks like a plasterer!
0:25:19 > 0:25:23That's one of the benefits of plastering, you don't really...
0:25:23 > 0:25:26There's no laundry, just keep going, just keep going.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28OK. So we've put him to work downstairs.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29I think we can see him live.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Right, so that's Aaron, who is doing the actual plastering.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Who's that on the floor? Is that Luke?
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Luke is more of a conductor of plastering.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41He just wanders around.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Oh, no, Luke is actually getting stuck in now, is he?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45It's like he heard me.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47He's like, "No, I can show you that I can also plaster."
0:25:47 > 0:25:49He uses his little tray there,
0:25:49 > 0:25:52and he passes it over...
0:25:52 > 0:25:55and then, actually, it's Aaron that does all the work.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56No, he's tidying.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59He moves that. That's brilliant. That needed moving.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01That was dangerous. That's brilliant.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04So thanks for standing there, Luke, blocking our view
0:26:04 > 0:26:06of our Unexpected Star of the show.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Bringing back memories, guys?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13So the corridor is set behind me.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17I'm going to show you inside it, and I think you will marvel at...
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Here's my friend. Hello!
0:26:19 > 0:26:20OK.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22So if you... Is this coming up on the big screen?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Can you see me on the screen? Yeah, all right.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Oh! You can see me there as well.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27It's incredibly exciting.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Hello, hello. Hello, hello.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Yay!
0:26:32 > 0:26:33OK.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36So inside this corridor, come with me, here.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Oh, look, we've got a dust sheet for authenticity.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Dust sheeting.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Basically, what it does, it runs from backstage.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47He'll have no idea that he's coming on to the stage.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51As a little bit of fun, we've put up pictures of our Unexpected Stars.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55There's Laura over there, who's sitting in our box tonight.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Of course, you've got Shannon during his performance.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01So the irony of him passing through all the Unexpected Stars
0:27:01 > 0:27:03should not be lost on any of you.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Here's Adam, of course, and there's Craig the locksmith,
0:27:06 > 0:27:07that's after he escaped death.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11So this is where we're going to tell him
0:27:11 > 0:27:14that there's a crack behind here, but actually...
0:27:14 > 0:27:17(it's going to be all of us!) LAUGHTER
0:27:17 > 0:27:20So let me show you the picture.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22So this is...
0:27:22 > 0:27:24This is what I'm going to do...
0:27:24 > 0:27:26LAUGHTER
0:27:27 > 0:27:31So this is us. Right, that's me.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35You might recognise me from the person standing above it.
0:27:35 > 0:27:36That's going to be us.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38As you can see, I think...
0:27:38 > 0:27:43Yeah, we're on our feet and we're... Yeah, you're clapping.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45There are people - hands above heads,
0:27:45 > 0:27:48so that's the thing that we're going to re-enact.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Shall we do it quickly? Shall we have a quick look?
0:27:50 > 0:27:53You stand up and go... That's it.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Here's for reference. All right.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59Hands above your head, clapping, but freeze. Don't actually clap.
0:27:59 > 0:28:00That's it, yeah. Yeah!
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Stop it there. That's it. You have been the selected people
0:28:03 > 0:28:07and you're frozen, and then I go there, all right.
0:28:07 > 0:28:08LAUGHTER
0:28:08 > 0:28:11Does it look the same? Have we...?
0:28:11 > 0:28:14OK, good, all right. Let's get this on and let's do this.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17OK, I'm going to pass this to this gentleman.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22This is exciting, right?
0:28:22 > 0:28:24There's no doubt, there's no doubt about it.
0:28:24 > 0:28:28OK. (Let's bring him up. Let's do it.)
0:28:28 > 0:28:30All right, fellas?
0:28:30 > 0:28:32I know, I know where there's a dodgy wall if I can just...
0:28:32 > 0:28:34Who was it I was showing? If I can just show you, do you mind?
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Just come with me. How's that looking? Good?
0:28:37 > 0:28:38Yeah, that's the other coat on now.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40- Just in case, or are you all right? - All right, mate, no.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43You should be all right. It's quite an easy look-at, to be fair.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45- Yeah, that's all right. - Thanks, mate.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47Just, you know, while we've got you down here,
0:28:47 > 0:28:50we might as well get the most out of you, mightn't we, you know?
0:28:50 > 0:28:53Yeah, it's kind of... It's almost a hole in the wall
0:28:53 > 0:28:55rather than actually a crack, it's that bad.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00It's just in here. Actually, could you do me a favour?
0:29:00 > 0:29:03It's just that last picture, the Michael McIntyre.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Just lift that up, put it on the dust sheet.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07I'm going to get Paul down here to have a look as well.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09- What, it's under here? - That one there, yeah.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14CHEERING
0:29:33 > 0:29:36It's Aaron, ladies and gentlemen!
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Our Unexpected Star of the show!
0:29:43 > 0:29:46Come on, Aaron, come on out!
0:29:46 > 0:29:48Ladies and gentlemen - Aaron!
0:29:48 > 0:29:49CHEERING
0:29:49 > 0:29:51Our Unexpected Star of the show!
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Go on, Aaron. How are you?
0:29:54 > 0:29:57Yeah, I'm all right, mate. I'm at work.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Yeah, not actually, that's not exactly the plan.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02You might notice your parents sitting over there.
0:30:04 > 0:30:05All right, Dad?
0:30:05 > 0:30:07"All right, Dad?"
0:30:08 > 0:30:09That is, of course, Dad Trev.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13- So you've kind of been set up by your parents.- Yeah.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15And, of course, Luke, there he is.
0:30:17 > 0:30:19Before I explain what's happening,
0:30:19 > 0:30:21talk me through what went through your head
0:30:21 > 0:30:23when you took that picture off the wall.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25I dunno, mate. I'm still trying to sink it in, really,
0:30:25 > 0:30:27do you know what I mean?
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Didn't expect to see you, mate, you know what I mean?
0:30:29 > 0:30:31- No.- No.
0:30:31 > 0:30:32- That was kind of the idea.- Yeah.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38So the plan is, Aaron, we can tell by your outfit...
0:30:38 > 0:30:40you are a plasterer.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Yeah, a messy one, it looks like, don't it?
0:30:42 > 0:30:44Well, you didn't know you were going to be on TV.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46No, I didn't know, no.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48But you also enjoy something else, don't you?
0:30:48 > 0:30:50I like playing guitar and that.
0:30:50 > 0:30:51- Yeah, all right.- Yeah.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53And that - singing as well?
0:30:53 > 0:30:55- Well...- A bit of a sing-song?
0:30:55 > 0:30:57It's more shouting in tune, really, but, yeah.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59OK, but in tune, you're promising that?
0:30:59 > 0:31:01- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - OK, excellent.
0:31:01 > 0:31:04Well, Aaron, tonight you're our Unexpected Star of the show,
0:31:04 > 0:31:07which means that you will, with your consent,
0:31:07 > 0:31:10- be performing on this very stage... - Mate...
0:31:10 > 0:31:11CHEERING
0:31:14 > 0:31:18..in front of 2,500 very supportive people.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21CHEERING
0:31:21 > 0:31:23MICHAEL LAUGHS
0:31:23 > 0:31:25We've got a huge thing lined up -
0:31:25 > 0:31:27literally a spectacular rock performance...
0:31:27 > 0:31:29- Oh, really? - ..at the end of the show.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32You've got until the end of the show to rehearse and prepare.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34- Yeah.- All that remains for me to do, Aaron, is to ask you...
0:31:34 > 0:31:35Yeah.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37- ..if you're up for it? - Yeah, I'm up for it, Michael.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39Will you be our Unexpected Star of the show?
0:31:39 > 0:31:41- Of course I will, mate. - He's going to do it!
0:31:41 > 0:31:44CHEERING Go on, Aaron! Well done.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46We'll see you at the end of the show. One more time, please.
0:31:46 > 0:31:50Aaron, our plasterer! Go on, Aaron!
0:31:50 > 0:31:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:31:56 > 0:31:57Amazing.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01Ladies and gentlemen, what fun we're having here tonight.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04I can tell you, Jonesie, that... How many texts have we had so far?
0:32:04 > 0:32:05Oh, no.
0:32:05 > 0:32:06Over 40 people have texted.
0:32:06 > 0:32:11Oh, get off! Oh, no.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14OK. You're comfortable up there,
0:32:14 > 0:32:16and everyone's comfortable in their seats?
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Are they comfortable seats? I was going to ask this.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21I'm going to actually come in amongst you, if that's OK?
0:32:21 > 0:32:24Don't worry, I'm... Don't panic, don't panic.
0:32:24 > 0:32:27Cos I was going to ask people...
0:32:27 > 0:32:31about, about... Oh, you're so terrified, you look terrified.
0:32:31 > 0:32:32I can understand that,
0:32:32 > 0:32:35cos I was on the stage and now I'm literally in your face.
0:32:35 > 0:32:36I'm so sorry. Nice to see you.
0:32:36 > 0:32:43Oh, my God. I'm touching you like an American evangelist or something.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46You've got to pass out, you've got to pass out.
0:32:46 > 0:32:49HE GIGGLES
0:32:49 > 0:32:52Right, well, I've come into the audience to ask about being at home,
0:32:52 > 0:32:54because I know people love to be at home and watch TV.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56This is a TV show,
0:32:56 > 0:32:58obviously people at home are watching it on the telly.
0:32:58 > 0:33:01Hello, how are you? Watching on TV. They're comfortable
0:33:01 > 0:33:03and they're watching it in the comfort of their own homes,
0:33:03 > 0:33:06because people tend to have their favourite chair.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08That's what I was going to ask the audience -
0:33:08 > 0:33:11if anybody, just by way of applause, has, like, a favourite chair
0:33:11 > 0:33:14that they always watch the telly in, favourite chair?
0:33:14 > 0:33:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:15 > 0:33:17It's almost everyone!
0:33:17 > 0:33:18You have a favourite chair, darling?
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Well, it's my bed, to be honest.
0:33:21 > 0:33:22It's your bed.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25OK. Just by way of applause, who prefers telly in bed?
0:33:25 > 0:33:28Telly in bed? Yeah? CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:28 > 0:33:30- You don't like telly in bed? - Not in bed, no. No.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32- But you prefer watching telly... - In the lounge.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35In the lounge, "The lounge", I love that.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37- Where are you from, sir? - East Kilbride.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40- Ah, fabulous, East Kilbride. - East Kilbride, near Glasgow.
0:33:40 > 0:33:41- Lovely to see you, what's your name? - Brian.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44- Brian. This is your wife? - Yeah, this is my wife Katherine.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47- Yep, Katherine.- Hello, darling. This is the whole family here?
0:33:47 > 0:33:50Oh, it's fun. So you prefer watching telly in the "lounge"?
0:33:50 > 0:33:52But what do you do, sit on a chair or...?
0:33:52 > 0:33:55- Oh, I've got a big comfy chair. - You've got a big comfy chair.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57A big Chesterfield thing, it's wonderful.
0:33:57 > 0:33:58Oh, you like that. What colour is it?
0:33:58 > 0:34:01- Fantastic. Red. - Big red chair.- Yep.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04Would it be this chair, Brian?
0:34:04 > 0:34:05LAUGHTER
0:34:11 > 0:34:12Could be.
0:34:13 > 0:34:18Brian's had to put his glasses on. Brian, is that your chair?
0:34:18 > 0:34:20That is my chair.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22And where is that chair at the moment?
0:34:22 > 0:34:24That's my living room. Yeah.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27That's your living room, lounge, living room / lounge.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29I quite like that prancing horse on the table.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32Can I just ask, where was that camera?
0:34:35 > 0:34:38I know you're panicking about what you've been doing in that chair,
0:34:38 > 0:34:41but I can reassure you that all the footage
0:34:41 > 0:34:45has been carefully viewed and deleted where necessary.
0:34:48 > 0:34:52Brian's having the biggest panic attack of his life.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55So I think we've got a shot from today of your living room.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57Let's have a look at it.
0:34:57 > 0:35:00Oh! Oh, Brian, Brian what, what's missing?
0:35:00 > 0:35:03- What's gone? - Where's my chair?!
0:35:05 > 0:35:07Where's Brian's chair?
0:35:08 > 0:35:11Well, Brian, your chair's gone on a little bit of a journey,
0:35:11 > 0:35:13as have you here,
0:35:13 > 0:35:16because it turns out your chair likes telly as much as you.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19Let's see what your chair's been up to, Brian.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25News just in that Brian's chair went missing
0:35:25 > 0:35:27from East Kilbride this morning,
0:35:27 > 0:35:29and police have released the e-fit photo.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32A police spokesman has issued the following warning -
0:35:32 > 0:35:36if you see the chair, do not approach it and try it out
0:35:36 > 0:35:38as it is extremely comfortable.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45I'm afraid I've got some bad news...
0:35:45 > 0:35:46What is it?
0:35:47 > 0:35:50You might wanna sit down...
0:35:50 > 0:35:51on Brian's chair.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56Now, an unlikely skier from Scotland
0:35:56 > 0:35:59has just been chosen to represent Great Britain
0:35:59 > 0:36:01in the 2018 Winter Olympics.
0:36:07 > 0:36:08Big news just in -
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Manchester United have unveiled their new signing today,
0:36:11 > 0:36:12he might be from East Kilbride,
0:36:12 > 0:36:15but, as you can see, he's red through and through.
0:36:15 > 0:36:20Congratulations, Brian's chair. Time for the weather now.
0:36:20 > 0:36:21Hazy sunshine in the north,
0:36:21 > 0:36:24with a strong chance of Brian's chair emerging.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Brian's chair will then move towards the south-east,
0:36:26 > 0:36:29heading for the capital for the evening.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35What are you doing back here?
0:36:35 > 0:36:38Look, I've moved on now.
0:36:38 > 0:36:39Who am I kidding? I still love you.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41Let me sit on you one last time.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43EASTENDERS THEME
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Oh, yes, it's Brian's chair!
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Brian...
0:36:52 > 0:36:55I used to like you.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Brian, I'm sorry, I had nothing to do with this,
0:36:57 > 0:37:00your chair has taken on a life of its own.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Brian, where's your chair?
0:37:03 > 0:37:05We know where your chair is, Brian.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Brian, that's your chair!
0:37:10 > 0:37:12Oh, yes, Brian!
0:37:13 > 0:37:18You can watch the rest of the show in the comfort of your own chair.
0:37:18 > 0:37:19We've got an usher over here
0:37:19 > 0:37:23who is going to lead you to your favourite chair. There you go.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26Ladies and gentlemen, it's Brian heading for his favourite chair!
0:37:26 > 0:37:28CHEERING
0:37:28 > 0:37:31Well done, Brian.
0:37:31 > 0:37:35Well done. Off you go, Brian. There goes Brian.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43OK. It is time, ladies and gentlemen,
0:37:43 > 0:37:47to find out what texts Alex has received
0:37:47 > 0:37:51as tonight's excellent sport in our Send To All box.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Ladies and gentlemen, Alex Jones.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55CHEERING
0:37:57 > 0:38:01OK, let's just recap what the text was that I sent into your phone.
0:38:01 > 0:38:02The message was...
0:38:15 > 0:38:17OK, let's go to Keith. Who's Keith?
0:38:17 > 0:38:20- Accountant.- Brilliant.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Really straight to the point from your accountant.
0:38:23 > 0:38:24He's just gone, he's just gone,
0:38:24 > 0:38:28"Not a problem. I guess you need to get some counselling."
0:38:33 > 0:38:34Oh, my gosh!
0:38:36 > 0:38:38Keith, I mean Keith is in his 70s, isn't he?
0:38:40 > 0:38:44OK, Sophie Olly Wine. What's that, who's that?
0:38:44 > 0:38:48So Sophie is Olly who does the wine's wife.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50Brilliant.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53- Saturday Kitchen. - OK, well, this is a good one.
0:38:53 > 0:38:57"Hiya, did you really mean
0:38:57 > 0:39:01"that text for me?!?!
0:39:01 > 0:39:03"If so, well, gosh, I'm flattered.
0:39:11 > 0:39:12"Can I have a think?
0:39:16 > 0:39:20"When do you need to know?" Double kiss. Wow.
0:39:20 > 0:39:24Cat...amongst...pigeons.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27Eleanor? All these girls getting back.
0:39:27 > 0:39:28Oh, it's brilliant!
0:39:28 > 0:39:30It's in Welsh.
0:39:30 > 0:39:31Eleanor, Eleanor Gardner.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33Yes, she's gone...
0:39:33 > 0:39:35HE SPEAKS WELSH
0:39:44 > 0:39:46"..jumpsuit monochrome suit..."
0:39:46 > 0:39:48HE SPEAKS WELSH
0:39:54 > 0:39:56"Kiss, kiss, kiss."
0:39:56 > 0:39:58- No!- What? - It's really bad.
0:39:58 > 0:39:59- Yeah. - What do you mean?
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Yeah.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04- That...- So she's saying, "I know the moment you fell in love with me,
0:40:04 > 0:40:06"when you were wearing...
0:40:10 > 0:40:12"..when you were wearing the monochrome jumpsuit,
0:40:12 > 0:40:15"big love, mwah, El."
0:40:15 > 0:40:17It sounds like she was having a laugh.
0:40:17 > 0:40:19No, she's not that type.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24She's quite serious.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28OK, Liam flooring.
0:40:28 > 0:40:32He's just said, "That's OK, Alex, you're mine. Feel free, Liam."
0:40:32 > 0:40:33Awkward.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37What did he do for you? He put...
0:40:37 > 0:40:41- Um, he sanded the floor. - He sanded the floor?
0:40:41 > 0:40:45He's not sanding the floor next time, is he, Charlie?
0:40:45 > 0:40:47H from Steps, you've actually written...
0:40:50 > 0:40:53H from Steps is in your phone.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56And you, and you've actually put "H from Steps."
0:40:56 > 0:40:59- I know it's not... - Surely if you're putting "H",
0:40:59 > 0:41:01of all the people in the world to put into your contacts,
0:41:01 > 0:41:03this is the easiest one.
0:41:03 > 0:41:07You just simply put him under H, and you're done.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10But you've had to specify H from Steps,
0:41:10 > 0:41:14like you know other people called H. Like, if it just says H...
0:41:14 > 0:41:17IMITATING ALEX: This could be one of a number of people.
0:41:17 > 0:41:21"Hilarious! Clearly barking up the wrong tree there.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26"Go ahead. Xxx."
0:41:26 > 0:41:29Oh, Paul Hollywood.
0:41:29 > 0:41:30CHEERING
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Oh, the girls love that.
0:41:32 > 0:41:36Oh, he... You know what? He is a bit of a crush, isn't he, Hollywood?
0:41:36 > 0:41:41He probably gets texts like this every hour on the hour,
0:41:41 > 0:41:44just about the time your alarm clock's waking you up, baby.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48Oh, he's so flirty! He's just come in with,
0:41:48 > 0:41:50"You cheeky monkey.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54"LOL, no problem."
0:41:54 > 0:41:57He just... He fully expects it, Hollywood.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59APPLAUSE
0:42:01 > 0:42:03OK, what an incredible sport.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06Please give it up for the fantastic Alex Jones!
0:42:06 > 0:42:08CHEERING
0:42:12 > 0:42:14Right, ladies and gentlemen...
0:42:14 > 0:42:17Oh! Let's check on Brian in his chair! There he is!
0:42:17 > 0:42:19- Look at that! - Wahey!
0:42:19 > 0:42:20How you doing?
0:42:20 > 0:42:23- I'm... Oh, this is good. - You must be so comfortable.
0:42:23 > 0:42:26Oh, this is so good.
0:42:26 > 0:42:30Perfect. Brian's in his element.
0:42:30 > 0:42:31Fabulous.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34OK, the moment has arrived!
0:42:34 > 0:42:36CHEERING
0:42:36 > 0:42:41It is time for our Unexpected Star of the show's big moment.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43Earlier tonight, Aaron came to the theatre
0:42:43 > 0:42:46thinking he was here to do a job as a plasterer,
0:42:46 > 0:42:48but, really, I was here to make his dreams
0:42:48 > 0:42:51of being a rock and roll star come true.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53And now I will introduce him.
0:42:55 > 0:42:59My next guest is a rock singer who has had FIVE
0:42:59 > 0:43:00sugars in his tea.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05He's covered walls, he's covered ceilings,
0:43:05 > 0:43:08but tonight he is covering a U2 classic.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11Performing Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For,
0:43:11 > 0:43:14it's our Unexpected Star of the show -
0:43:14 > 0:43:17go wild... In fact, we should chant his name like a rock star.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19Aaron! Aaron! Aaron!
0:43:19 > 0:43:22ALL CHANT "AARON"
0:43:22 > 0:43:25It's Aaron Middleton, our Unexpected Star!
0:43:25 > 0:43:27Plasterer, Aaron!
0:43:27 > 0:43:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:38 > 0:43:42# I have climbed the highest mountains
0:43:42 > 0:43:47# I have run through the fields
0:43:47 > 0:43:51# Only to be with you
0:43:51 > 0:43:56# Only to be with you
0:43:56 > 0:44:01# But I still haven't found
0:44:01 > 0:44:04# What I'm looking for
0:44:06 > 0:44:10# No, I still haven't found
0:44:10 > 0:44:14# What I'm looking for
0:44:15 > 0:44:20# I have spoke with the tongue of angels
0:44:20 > 0:44:24# I have held the hand of a devil
0:44:24 > 0:44:27# It was warm in the night
0:44:28 > 0:44:32# I was cold as a stone
0:44:34 > 0:44:38# But I still haven't found
0:44:38 > 0:44:41# What I'm looking for
0:44:43 > 0:44:48# I believe in the kingdom come
0:44:48 > 0:44:52# Then all the colours will bleed into one
0:44:52 > 0:44:55# Bleed into one
0:44:57 > 0:44:59# But, yes, I'm still running
0:45:02 > 0:45:03# You broke the bonds
0:45:03 > 0:45:06# And you loosened the chains
0:45:06 > 0:45:11# Carried the cross of my shame
0:45:11 > 0:45:16# Oh, my shame
0:45:16 > 0:45:19# You know I believe it
0:45:21 > 0:45:25# But I still haven't found
0:45:25 > 0:45:28# What I'm looking for
0:45:30 > 0:45:35# But I still haven't found
0:45:35 > 0:45:39# What I'm looking for. #
0:45:39 > 0:45:40Thank you very much.
0:45:43 > 0:45:44Amazing.
0:45:49 > 0:45:53The strangest day at work I've ever had.
0:45:53 > 0:45:55Ladies and gentlemen, our Unexpected Star of the show,
0:45:55 > 0:45:57it's plasterer Aaron!
0:45:57 > 0:45:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:45:59 > 0:46:03That was amazing, it was fun. Well done, congratulations.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05- Really, really brilliant. - Thank you very much.
0:46:05 > 0:46:09Was it everything you hoped it would be?
0:46:09 > 0:46:11Still trying to process it, to be honest, mate.
0:46:11 > 0:46:13- So thanks for...- Well, amazing of you to sing that
0:46:13 > 0:46:14and to turn it around.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16Was that the biggest surprise of your life?
0:46:16 > 0:46:18It was a big surprise, thank you very much.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20He did well, didn't he, ladies and gentlemen?
0:46:20 > 0:46:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Absolutely fantastic.
0:46:23 > 0:46:25- Thank you.- Thank you so much. One more time,
0:46:25 > 0:46:29it's our Unexpected Star of the show, sensational Aaron!
0:46:29 > 0:46:31CHEERING
0:46:34 > 0:46:36That's it, ladies and gentlemen, for tonight
0:46:36 > 0:46:37and for the whole series.
0:46:37 > 0:46:40A huge thank you to all of you,
0:46:40 > 0:46:44to all my guests, and, of course, everyone who's performed on the show
0:46:44 > 0:46:46and on the series.
0:46:46 > 0:46:48Of course, a huge thank you
0:46:48 > 0:46:50to all of our Unexpected Stars of the series -
0:46:50 > 0:46:55there they are, amazing job, great to see you all.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58If you'd like to nominate somebody to be the Unexpected Star
0:46:58 > 0:47:00of the next series,
0:47:00 > 0:47:03or in fact want to nominate somebody for any other surprises,
0:47:03 > 0:47:04please go to...
0:47:06 > 0:47:08..for all the details.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11Thank you for watching. I'll be back later in the year
0:47:11 > 0:47:13with another series with lots more big stars,
0:47:13 > 0:47:15big laughs, and even bigger surprises,
0:47:15 > 0:47:18but we have one final treat for you tonight,
0:47:18 > 0:47:22to play us out, please welcome back to the stage All Saints!
0:47:22 > 0:47:24CHEERING
0:47:26 > 0:47:28MUSIC: Pure Shores
0:47:36 > 0:47:38# I've crossed the deserts for miles
0:47:38 > 0:47:41# Swam water for time
0:47:41 > 0:47:43# Searching places to find
0:47:43 > 0:47:46# A piece of something to call mine
0:47:46 > 0:47:48# I'm coming
0:47:48 > 0:47:53- # A piece of something to call mine - I'm coming, I'm coming
0:47:53 > 0:47:55# Coming closer to you
0:47:55 > 0:47:58# I've ran along many moors
0:47:58 > 0:48:00# Walked through many doors
0:48:00 > 0:48:02# The place where I want to be
0:48:02 > 0:48:07- # Is the place I can call mine - I'm coming
0:48:07 > 0:48:12- # Is the place I can call mine - I'm coming, I'm coming
0:48:12 > 0:48:13# Coming closer to you
0:48:13 > 0:48:15# I'm moving, I'm coming
0:48:15 > 0:48:18# Can you hear what I hear?
0:48:18 > 0:48:20# It's calling you, my dear
0:48:20 > 0:48:24- # Out of reach - Take me to my beach
0:48:24 > 0:48:27# I can hear it calling you
0:48:27 > 0:48:30# I'm coming, not drowning
0:48:30 > 0:48:33# Swimming closer to you
0:48:33 > 0:48:37# Moving, coming
0:48:37 > 0:48:40# Can you hear what I hear?
0:48:40 > 0:48:43# Hear it out of reach
0:48:43 > 0:48:47# I hear it calling you
0:48:47 > 0:48:49# Swimming closer to you
0:48:53 > 0:48:55# Many faces I have seen
0:48:55 > 0:48:57# Many places I have been
0:48:57 > 0:49:00# Walked the deserts Swam the shores
0:49:00 > 0:49:02# Coming closer to you
0:49:02 > 0:49:05# Many faces I have known
0:49:05 > 0:49:07# Many way in which I've grown
0:49:07 > 0:49:09# Moving closer on my own
0:49:09 > 0:49:11# Coming closer to you
0:49:11 > 0:49:14# I move it, I feel it
0:49:14 > 0:49:16# Yeah-ay-ay
0:49:16 > 0:49:18# I'm coming, not drowning
0:49:20 > 0:49:22# I'm moving, I'm coming
0:49:22 > 0:49:24# Can you hear what I hear?
0:49:24 > 0:49:27# It's calling you, my dear
0:49:27 > 0:49:31- # Out of reach - Take me to my beach
0:49:31 > 0:49:34# I can hear it calling you
0:49:34 > 0:49:36# I'm coming, not drowning
0:49:36 > 0:49:41- # Swimming closer to you - Take me to my beach
0:49:41 > 0:49:43# I'm moving. #
0:49:43 > 0:49:45CHEERING