0:00:10 > 0:00:13Tonight on my Big Christmas Show -
0:00:13 > 0:00:17Aled Jones plays Celebrity Send To All.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Michael Ball and Alfie Boe bring the house down.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22There's festive fun from Nan
0:00:22 > 0:00:25and Kevin.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29And who will be our Christmas Unexpected Star of the show?
0:00:29 > 0:00:32All this and SO much more!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
0:00:36 > 0:00:41and welcome to the Big Christmas Show!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:44 > 0:00:48MUSIC: Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Rockin' around the Christmas tree
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# Have a happy holiday
0:00:55 > 0:00:57# Everyone dancin' merrily
0:00:57 > 0:01:03# In the new old-fashioned way. #
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Good evening! Hello!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
0:01:17 > 0:01:21and welcome to my Big Christmas Show!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Hey-hey!
0:01:24 > 0:01:29Oh, yes, tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
0:01:29 > 0:01:32there will be big Christmas stars...
0:01:32 > 0:01:35AUDIENCE WHOOPS ..big Christmas laughs...
0:01:35 > 0:01:38AUDIENCE CHEERS ..and big Christmas games!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41AUDIENCE OOHS
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Christmas Eve - what a fantastic, exciting time.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48It's probably the most exciting time, isn't it, Christmas Eve?
0:01:48 > 0:01:52It's all about to happen. It's all about to happen.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56One more sleep. One more sleep till Christmas.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Have you got children? Applaud if you've got children.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02APPLAUSE
0:02:02 > 0:02:05They'll be so excited tonight, won't they? One more sleep.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07"Get some sleep." You're desperate to get them to sleep.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09"Just get to sleep. Big day tomorrow.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11"Big day. Get some sleep."
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Once, my children woke up, both of them -
0:02:14 > 0:02:16they must have woken each other up -
0:02:16 > 0:02:19and came down for Christmas before I'd even gone to sleep.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23It was still Christmas Eve. They went, "It's Christmas!"
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I was like, "No, it isn't. It's 10.15. Go back to bed!"
0:02:26 > 0:02:30My wife, of course, was asleep because she's tired.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34She works hard. She's a mother and that is very, very difficult,
0:02:34 > 0:02:36especially at Christmas.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38She tends to fall asleep before me because I'm not tired.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I'm up watching the telly.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42I don't know what goes on in your relationships.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Sometimes you sleep at the same time which is very rare.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46There tends to be some cuddling.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48It's how it's supposed to be, isn't it? Cuddling. "Love you."
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Have to reassure there's love still in the marriage. "I love you."
0:02:52 > 0:02:55You're very much cuddling each other but your arm is trapped.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56You realise you can't sleep like that.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59There comes a time when you have to go, "As much as I love you,
0:02:59 > 0:03:03"darling, I need to remove my arm. It's trapped. Sorry."
0:03:03 > 0:03:06You have to roll away to a sleeping position
0:03:06 > 0:03:10which, really, is as far apart from each other as it's possible to get.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14"I love you, but now it is time for me to roll away for sleep."
0:03:14 > 0:03:17To be honest, she normally initiates the roll away.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21"OK, that's enough. Go on, off you go, darling. I'm tired.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24"Over to your side now. Over to your side."
0:03:24 > 0:03:26As you get quite old, you actually roll away
0:03:26 > 0:03:29and then you go down the corridor to your new room.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34That is a depressing development in the relationship.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37APPLAUSE
0:03:37 > 0:03:40She tends to go to sleep before me and I watch the telly,
0:03:40 > 0:03:43so I'm an observer of a sleeping person, my wife,
0:03:43 > 0:03:46and I have to say it's very odd how we always start off the night
0:03:46 > 0:03:48in the perfect sleeping position, don't we?
0:03:48 > 0:03:52We always start as we hope to go on. Head on the pillow, duvet comes in.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54It's the perfect sleeping position
0:03:54 > 0:03:56cos during the night your body goes into every position
0:03:56 > 0:04:00you can get actually get it in, but you don't start like that.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03You don't go, "Good night, darling" and immediately go...
0:04:03 > 0:04:07You start perfectly. I watch, I see how the perfect position dismantles
0:04:07 > 0:04:09cos I'm watching the telly. My wife says good night.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11She goes to sleep in a perfect position.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Within moments, the leg comes down here.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Mouth sort of flops open.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22The arm's up here.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Breathing on me.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Even though I've seen her brushing her teeth 10-15 minutes earlier,
0:04:26 > 0:04:28her breath is already slightly on the turn.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33I'm wedging pillows in front of her face.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Sometimes at the beginning, she does that weird jolting thing
0:04:35 > 0:04:38that nobody quite knows what it is.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40She'll suddenly just wake herself up.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41"Oh! Oh!
0:04:43 > 0:04:44"Michael!"
0:04:44 > 0:04:45"Are you all right, darling?"
0:04:45 > 0:04:47"Oh, that was so weird. Oh!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50"I thought I was falling. I thought I was falling."
0:04:50 > 0:04:52"Well, you're not falling, darling.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53"If anything, you're too much on my side.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56"You should be closer to the wall. Go back to sleep, darling."
0:04:56 > 0:04:59"I love you." And off she goes into a perfect position, but then,
0:04:59 > 0:05:02within moments, she drops off, the leg comes back out...
0:05:04 > 0:05:07And mumbling, as well. I don't know who she's talking to.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09She mumbles in her sleep. It's not a language, not English.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12HE MUMBLES
0:05:12 > 0:05:14She argues with herself in tongues.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15"I don't... Wha-wha!?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17"You come at me with that? Wha?"
0:05:17 > 0:05:21HE MUMBLES "Really?!"
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Sometimes her eyes pop open in my face.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27It's like a horror movie. I look over and she's like...
0:05:30 > 0:05:32"Are you awake, darling?"
0:05:32 > 0:05:37"Wha? Wha?" HE MUMBLES
0:05:39 > 0:05:42The only time she smiles sweetly, and I regret saying this,
0:05:42 > 0:05:44is when the night farts kick in.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Now look, can I say that my wife is a very prim and proper person
0:05:48 > 0:05:51and she hasn't actually farted in the daytime
0:05:51 > 0:05:54in the 17 years we've been together,
0:05:54 > 0:05:57and it's a record we're both very proud of.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59But I'm here to tell you, unfortunately,
0:05:59 > 0:06:02her night record is not nearly as strong.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06It's biology. They HAVE to pop out.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08It tends to be when I'm watching telly
0:06:08 > 0:06:09and she reacts to them, as well.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11HE MUMBLES, FARTS
0:06:11 > 0:06:12"Oh!"
0:06:14 > 0:06:17HE FARTS, CHUCKLES
0:06:23 > 0:06:26I don't know what she'd eaten the other night,
0:06:26 > 0:06:28but it was like a fireworks display.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31It sort of built to a finale.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33She was like... FARTS
0:06:33 > 0:06:35"Oh!"
0:06:35 > 0:06:38RAPID FARTS
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Then one big one and she woke herself up! "Oh!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46"What was that, Michael? There was a bang!"
0:06:46 > 0:06:48"Darling, go back to sleep. Everything's fine."
0:06:48 > 0:06:52"Seriously, what was that? Oh, my God, why is the window open?
0:06:52 > 0:06:53"What's been going on here?
0:06:55 > 0:06:56"What time is it? It was a bang.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59"I heard a bang, Michael. Why is the lamp on the floor?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04"Why are you holding the Febreze? What's been going on?"
0:07:06 > 0:07:08APPLAUSE
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Of course, I've got to get my wife something nice.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Lot of husbands in here. "What we going to get our wives?"
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I've been with my wife 17 years.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22No surprises she's not interested any more.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25I say to her, "Have you got any hints for Christmas? Any hints?"
0:07:25 > 0:07:28She gives me very, very specific instructions.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32"There are these shoes... Write it down. ..these shoes I like.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35"It's called ballet pump, OK? Write it down. It's a ballet pump."
0:07:35 > 0:07:36"What's that?"
0:07:36 > 0:07:39"Doesn't matter. Write it down. It's a dusty pink."
0:07:39 > 0:07:40"You don't want a normal pink?"
0:07:40 > 0:07:43"Just write it down. I'll write down the name of the shop.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45"This is the name of the shop, OK?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48"There's a woman there. It's in Marylebone. Write it down!
0:07:48 > 0:07:53"Ask for Helen. I've actually put it aside. It's paid for.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57"All you have to do, Michael... Look at me. ..is pick it up, OK?"
0:07:57 > 0:08:02Christmas Day is just her opening presents going, "Correct.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05"Correct." APPLAUSE
0:08:05 > 0:08:07No more surprises.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Ladies and gentlemen,
0:08:10 > 0:08:14who would like to play Christmas Celebrity Send To All?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:19 > 0:08:22So, this is, of course, where I take a celebrity's mobile phone
0:08:22 > 0:08:25and send a text of my choosing to their contacts and see what
0:08:25 > 0:08:27hilarious replies they get at the end of the show,
0:08:27 > 0:08:31so let's find out who's in our Christmas Send To All box.
0:08:31 > 0:08:38Well, who would you rather have at Christmas than the divine...
0:08:38 > 0:08:40It's Aled Jones!
0:08:40 > 0:08:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Can it be more Christmassy?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- No!- How are you, Aled?- I'm good. How are you?- So nice to see you.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Really nice... Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas to you, Aled.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- You ARE Christmas.- Thanks.- Have you got a Christmas album at Christmas?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Of course I have, with my younger self.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01- With your younger self?- Yeah.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04A 12-year-old Aled Jones singing with a 45-year-old Aled Jones.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- How very exciting.- Yeah. - Who are you here with tonight?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Some fella who's been following me around since I was 14.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Snowman!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16CHEERING
0:09:16 > 0:09:21Oh, Aled, I can't imagine a more Christmassy scene
0:09:21 > 0:09:25than looking at you in the box with the Snowman.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Is there any way we can make it more Christmassy in there?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- Yay! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:32 > 0:09:35MUSIC: Walking In The Air by Aled Jones
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- SINGS FALSETTO - # We're walking in the air
0:09:41 > 0:09:46# We're floating in the moonlit sky. #
0:09:46 > 0:09:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yeah!
0:09:50 > 0:09:54That's done it for me. That's tipped me over the edge.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57I've got Christmasitis.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00I've never been more Christmassy!
0:10:00 > 0:10:05I can not thank you enough for being here covered in snow with the
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Snowman...- I'd do anything for you. - ..and playing Send To All with me.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Aled, all I need to ask is for you to place your mobile phone
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- into the Celebrity Send To All cushion.- OK.
0:10:14 > 0:10:19I wonder what music they've selected to get this down tonight?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22MUSIC: Walking In The Air by Aled Jones
0:10:22 > 0:10:24LAUGHTER
0:10:24 > 0:10:29# We're floating in the moonlit sky. #
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Yay! APPLAUSE
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Oh, Aled, thank you so much.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39I am now in possession of Aled Jones's HUGE mobile phone.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- You've got a big one.- Thank you.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47OK, so, I'm going to plug this phone in here.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Yeah! There you are.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51WELSH ACCENT: 'It's Aled Jones' phone, innit?'
0:10:53 > 0:10:57So, these are very lovely people. Who's on the front there?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59That's my daughter Emilia and my son Lucas.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- Aw. Right, photos, is that OK? - Oh, no.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Oh, this is a lovely Christmassy picture. Who's this little guy?
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- That's my dog, Cubby. - Cubby?- Yeah.- Hi, Cubs.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Erm... LAUGHTER
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- You're an elf? - Yeah, I like dressing up as an elf.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18OK, this is an awkward seduction technique.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Mrs Jones in the shower while you're getting ready?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24"You'll like this, love.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27"Because it's a special night for us, I've taken my socks off!"
0:11:27 > 0:11:30LAUGHTER
0:11:30 > 0:11:32"Happy anniversary, darling."
0:11:33 > 0:11:37OK, Aled, thank you so, so much for being here and giving me your phone.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40It is time to put the text in, and it's a nice one.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- Now, Aled, you are an incredibly wholesome lovely person.- Here we go.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- You are, though, aren't you? - Not really. I'm just normal.
0:11:46 > 0:11:51You're normal but you're Classic FM and you're a lovely man.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52You're the perfect Christmas guest,
0:11:52 > 0:11:56but you've got a little bit of a wild side.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59At least that's how it's about to look.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03So, the text I'm going to send from Aled's phone is,
0:12:03 > 0:12:09"I may be having some kind of midlife crisis..."
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Oh, no!
0:12:13 > 0:12:21"..but I've decided to get a tattoo in the morning.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- "I'm thinking..."- Oh, no!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31"..either classic Welsh dragon...
0:12:33 > 0:12:36"..Aled in Chinese..."
0:12:36 > 0:12:39LAUGHTER
0:12:41 > 0:12:44"..or the Snowman."
0:12:45 > 0:12:48LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:12:48 > 0:12:54"Need advice on any other ideas..."
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Oh, no!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58"..and where to put it."
0:12:58 > 0:13:01LAUGHTER
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- How would you sign a text, Aled? - Just Al.- With a kiss, I think.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Yeah, a kiss probably. Why am I telling you this?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12You're about to ask everybody in your phone the following -
0:13:12 > 0:13:15"I may be having some kind of midlife crisis,
0:13:15 > 0:13:18"but I've decided to get a tattoo in the morning.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20"I'm thinking either classic Welsh dragon,
0:13:20 > 0:13:23"Aled in Chinese or the Snowman.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27"Need advice on any other ideas and where to put it."
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Shall I send that to everybody in Aled Jones's phone?- No!
0:13:30 > 0:13:31- AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:13:31 > 0:13:35A-a-a-a-a-a-nd that's gone, ladies and gentlemen!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- It's a fun one! It's fun.- Yeah.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41APPLAUSE
0:13:41 > 0:13:45All right, we will be back later on to see what responses Aled gets,
0:13:45 > 0:13:48but one more time, for Mr Christmas himself,
0:13:48 > 0:13:51the adorable and wonderful, what a fantastic sport,
0:13:51 > 0:13:53it's Aled Jones, ladies and gentlemen!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you so much.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Time now for a very special performance
0:14:01 > 0:14:04from two of the greatest voices to grace the stage.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Please welcome musical theatre royalty,
0:14:09 > 0:14:12it's Michael Ball and Alfie Boe!
0:14:12 > 0:14:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:31 > 0:14:37# When you wish upon a star
0:14:38 > 0:14:44# Makes no difference who you are
0:14:44 > 0:14:50# Anything your heart desires
0:14:50 > 0:14:56# Will come to you
0:14:57 > 0:15:03# If your heart is in your dreams
0:15:04 > 0:15:09# No request is too extreme
0:15:09 > 0:15:14# When you wish upon a star
0:15:14 > 0:15:18# As dreamers do
0:15:19 > 0:15:24# Fate is kind
0:15:25 > 0:15:31# She brings to those who love
0:15:31 > 0:15:35# The sweet fulfilment of
0:15:35 > 0:15:42- BOTH:- # Their secret longing
0:15:43 > 0:15:49# Like a bolt out of the blue
0:15:49 > 0:15:55# Fate steps in and sees you through
0:15:55 > 0:16:00# When you wish upon a star
0:16:00 > 0:16:06# Your dreams come true
0:16:18 > 0:16:23# Fate is kind
0:16:25 > 0:16:30# She brings to those who love
0:16:31 > 0:16:35# The sweet fulfilment of
0:16:35 > 0:16:41# Their secret longing
0:16:43 > 0:16:49# Like a bolt out of the blue
0:16:49 > 0:16:57# Fate steps in and sees you through
0:16:57 > 0:17:02# When you wish upon a star
0:17:02 > 0:17:06# Your dreams
0:17:06 > 0:17:10# Come
0:17:10 > 0:17:16# True. #
0:17:22 > 0:17:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Ball and Alfie Boe.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40It's Boe and Ball.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Look at that. Absolutely sensational.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Listen, it's Christmas, guys.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50It's Christmas Eve and I was just wondering if there was any chance
0:17:50 > 0:17:53that we could try and sing something Christmassy,
0:17:53 > 0:17:57because how often do you have three incredible voices on the same stage?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59LAUGHTER
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Any chance, guys?- Absolutely.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04CHEERING
0:18:04 > 0:18:05I've got something cued up.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08It's one of my favourites, so let's see how it goes.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13MUSIC: The Little Drummer Boy
0:18:24 > 0:18:29- BOTH:- # Come, they told me, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
0:18:29 > 0:18:31# Pa-pa-pum-pum
0:18:31 > 0:18:36# A new born King to see, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
0:18:36 > 0:18:39# Ra-pa-pum-pum
0:18:39 > 0:18:43# Our finest gifts we bring, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
0:18:43 > 0:18:46# Ra-pa-pa-pa-pa, pum-pum
0:18:46 > 0:18:48# To lay before the King
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- ALL:- # Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
0:18:50 > 0:18:52# Ra-pa-pum-pum
0:18:52 > 0:18:55# Ra-pa-pum-pum
0:18:58 > 0:19:01# Peace on earth
0:19:01 > 0:19:03# Can it be?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:05 > 0:19:08# Years from now
0:19:08 > 0:19:10# Perhaps we'll see
0:19:12 > 0:19:19# See the day of glory
0:19:19 > 0:19:27# See the day when men of goodwill live in peace
0:19:27 > 0:19:29# Live in peace again. #
0:19:29 > 0:19:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:33 > 0:19:36# Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum. #
0:19:36 > 0:19:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Guys? Ra-pa-pum, where have you gone?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Good luck with the new album, guys. Ra-pa-pum, goodbye!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57One more time, what an absolute treat to have them here,
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Ball and Boe!
0:19:59 > 0:20:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Now it is time to find out who is going to be tonight's
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Unexpected Christmas Star of the show!
0:20:09 > 0:20:13APPLAUSE
0:20:13 > 0:20:17So, tonight, we're not going to surprise one person.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20We're going to surprise 21 people.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25So, let me tell you about tonight's
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Unexpected Christmas Stars of the show.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30So, they are the Forth Valley Choir.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33They've come all the way down from Scotland, and there they are.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36They're all NHS nurses.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:40 > 0:20:43The choir think they are coming here tonight to audition for
0:20:43 > 0:20:47a Christmas concert, but of course, that's not really why they're here.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49As well as caring for people all day,
0:20:49 > 0:20:52these hard-working nurses regularly raise money for local
0:20:52 > 0:20:56charities and hospitals, but tonight is for them.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:59 > 0:21:04The nurses have been nominated by their boss Angela, who is here,
0:21:04 > 0:21:07I believe, in the audience and I can chat with Angela now.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Angela, where are you? Hi, Ange.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11I'm coming down, Ange. I'm coming down.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- Darling Angela, how are you? - I'm very well, thank you.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- Lovely to meet you. - And lovely to meet you.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19So, you work at the Forth Valley?
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Yeah, I'm the director of nursing in NHS Forth Valley,
0:21:23 > 0:21:26which is the pretty bit in Scotland between Edinburgh and Glasgow.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29SCOTTISH ACCENT: 'Oh, the pretty bit, eh? It's beautiful.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32'I love the pretty bit! Little corridor of beauty.'
0:21:32 > 0:21:36- It's lovely! Absolutely beautiful. - Fabulous.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- Tell me about your girls. What are they like?- They're incredible.
0:21:38 > 0:21:43They came together to celebrate nursing and to do something
0:21:43 > 0:21:44together to support one another,
0:21:44 > 0:21:48to give something back to those that we care for and serve every day
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- in Scotland. - They're lovely, lovely people.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- Be good to them, Michael. - What do you mean be good to them?!
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- Please.- What do you think I'm going to do to the nurses?!
0:21:58 > 0:22:00What have you heard?
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Just even speaking in that accent might be quite scary for us.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:22:08 > 0:22:12SCOTTISH ACCENT: 'I cannae stop doing it. That's the problem, eh?'
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Thank you so much for helping us organise this.- Thanks for having us.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18I hope it's going to be a wonderful treat for them and for all of us.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19A lovely Christmas surprise.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Angela from the Forth Valley!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25APPLAUSE Brilliant. Lovely to meet you.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29OK, so, let me tell you about the plan tonight.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32They think they are coming to an office of a leading events company
0:22:32 > 0:22:34called Big Show Events right next door,
0:22:34 > 0:22:36but, of course, that's all not real.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Let me show you what the shop front looked like before.
0:22:38 > 0:22:46That's it earlier today and now it is the Big Show Events, yeah!
0:22:46 > 0:22:49They think they're going there to audition to be a choir in
0:22:49 > 0:22:52a Christmas production, but they have no idea what it is.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53So, what's going to happen is
0:22:53 > 0:22:55they're going to be asked to come round here.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57It's going to have to be in two batches.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59So, the first batch of nurses is going to come up,
0:22:59 > 0:23:02about ten of them, and they're going to be told to audition.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05They're going to be led down the side of the theatre,
0:23:05 > 0:23:06but they don't know it's the theatre,
0:23:06 > 0:23:09in through a corridor all the way on to this stage,
0:23:09 > 0:23:14or nearly on to this stage, cos what we have is an enormous, fake lift.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18So, the lift is going to be here. They're going to get into the lift.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20The doors are going to close behind them,
0:23:20 > 0:23:23and, yes, you guessed it, the doors at the other side open
0:23:23 > 0:23:25and all of you will be on the other side
0:23:25 > 0:23:30and it'll be a lift full of very surprised nurses.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32All right, Ange?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34APPLAUSE
0:23:34 > 0:23:39I think we can actually go live to the Big Show Events company
0:23:39 > 0:23:41next door and see what's going on.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Oh, my God, they're all there waiting for the event.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50So, I can tell you that we have a gentleman called Richard
0:23:50 > 0:23:55who's outside and he is going to pretend to be
0:23:55 > 0:23:58a vocal coach and he's going to gather up the girls and have
0:23:58 > 0:24:00a little bit of fun with them
0:24:00 > 0:24:03because I can actually communicate with Richard from the stage.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07So, let's send Richard in to gather up all the girls.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10- Here comes Richard.- Hello.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13- Hello, everybody. - I'm Richard. I'm a vocal coach.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Hello, I'm the vocal coach. Hello. Richard. Hello.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19- Hello, girls.- Hello, girls. - ALL:- Hi.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Where are you all from? - Where are you all from?
0:24:21 > 0:24:22- ALL:- Scotland.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Just before, I have all you nurses here...
0:24:24 > 0:24:26While I've got you all here...
0:24:26 > 0:24:27I'm sorry to say it's unprofessional.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29..I'm sorry to say this is quite unprofessional...
0:24:29 > 0:24:31..but I've got a little bit of a sore throat.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33..I've got a sore throat.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- Can anyone feel my glands? - Can someone feel my glands?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38THEY LAUGH
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Oh, here we go.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Not bad.- Not bad?- Not bad. - I'll take that.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50OK, girls, let's start with some vocal exercises.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52We're going to do some face massages now.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Just massage your face and open up your muscles.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- RICHARD REPEATS That's good.- Lovely.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02And if you could just go... HE SINGS A SCALE
0:25:02 > 0:25:06- RICHARD SINGS A SCALE - At the same time.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10ALL SING A SCALE
0:25:10 > 0:25:14- That's very, very good. That's excellent.- That's excellent.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17OK, you're all warmed up. What I'm going to do now...
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- OK, thank you. - ..is I'm going to point to you...
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Now I'm going to point to you...
0:25:22 > 0:25:24..and I want you to do an impression,
0:25:24 > 0:25:28verbally and physically, of the animal that I say.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30HE REPEATS
0:25:30 > 0:25:33- Just to warm up your vocal cords. - Just to warm up your vocal cords.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35So, pick someone randomly and just say "dog".
0:25:35 > 0:25:37So, let's start with dog.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Woof-woof!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43- OK, cat.- Good. OK, cat.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Meow! Meow!
0:25:46 > 0:25:50- Good, excellent. Gorilla?- Gorilla.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51Ooh-ooh-ooh!
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- Very good.- Excellent. - Dolphin.- Cool. Dolphin.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59SHE MEWS
0:25:59 > 0:26:02THEY LAUGH
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Lovely.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- Lovely, good. - OK, and then, all together, slug.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13All together, slug!
0:26:13 > 0:26:18LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:26:20 > 0:26:23OK, that's brilliant. Let's leave it there. Just carry on.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27- Do some scales with them. - So, we'll just do some scales.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29So, we'll start on...
0:26:29 > 0:26:31HE HUMS A NOTE
0:26:31 > 0:26:33That's our nurses, ladies and gentlemen.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37They look like fun, don't they? APPLAUSE
0:26:37 > 0:26:38OK.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42This is our lift, ladies and gentlemen.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44AUDIENCE WHOOPS
0:26:44 > 0:26:47OK, so, it has a capacity of 12 people,
0:26:47 > 0:26:50so we're going to bring up, I think, ten and then 11
0:26:50 > 0:26:52and then we're going to surprise them in two groups.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55But I'm going to show you round the lift first. Open!
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Yes, it opened for me.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01When people come into the lift,
0:27:01 > 0:27:04you know there's that button that you press to hold it open,
0:27:04 > 0:27:06and then there's one to close it?
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Do you ever pretend you're doing the open one and do the other one?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12"Oh, sorry. Sorry."
0:27:12 > 0:27:15LAUGHTER
0:27:15 > 0:27:19So, this is the lift. Come and have a look up here. Look, exit this way.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Oh, they're closing.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26OK, so, I'm now inside the lift. Very authentic here.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27This'll tell them where they're going.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Of course, they're not going anywhere.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32And this is where they come into the lift. Doors are opening there.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35So, when the lift doors are closed, have a look at this.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38- LIFT:- 'Doors closing.' - That's my voice.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44Look, it's very authentic. We've got lights and everything.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46There's a fire thing that may or may not have a camera in it.
0:27:46 > 0:27:51I think it does. Very good. Doors open, they get into the lift.
0:27:51 > 0:27:52So, if these doors open,
0:27:52 > 0:27:55you'll see their point of view and look at all of you.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yeah, OK.
0:28:00 > 0:28:05Very exciting. And, of course, when that moment happens,
0:28:05 > 0:28:10it is your responsibility to give them an enormous Christmas welcome.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12- OK, you up for that? AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:28:12 > 0:28:17All right, let's bring up the first batch
0:28:17 > 0:28:20of Forth Valley nurses.
0:28:20 > 0:28:24- Hey, gang, it's happening. Yeah! - NURSES CHEER
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Right, I can't take all of you. You've mentioned this, haven't you?
0:28:27 > 0:28:30So, I just need the first half, if I can.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Who wants to come with me now?
0:28:32 > 0:28:36Follow me. So, if you lead at the back. Come with me, guys.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42Get some fresh air.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44(Remember to be very quiet as they come up.)
0:28:49 > 0:28:51OK, I'll just get the lift door for you.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58In you get, yeah.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01Keep on coming, ladies. That's OK.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Air-conditioned here, though, isn't it?
0:29:05 > 0:29:10THEY CHAT
0:29:10 > 0:29:13Is everyone in there? OK, so, if you just press floor two.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15Close.
0:29:15 > 0:29:21THEY CHAT
0:29:21 > 0:29:22Floor two.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:42 > 0:29:44Come over here.
0:29:49 > 0:29:53Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56Don't be alarmed.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59Over there, you'll see Ange over there. There's Angie!
0:30:03 > 0:30:05So, girls, let me explain what's happening.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07This is my Christmas television show.
0:30:08 > 0:30:15- You've been set up by Angie there from the hospital.- Love you!
0:30:16 > 0:30:20- You've come down today from the Forth Valley, is that right?- Yes.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23- And you think you're here for...? - An audition.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Right.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28I've got news for you, girls.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30You've got the part.
0:30:30 > 0:30:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:30:38 > 0:30:40Let's call up the other nurses now.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Everybody has to be completely quiet.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45Hey, gang. Ready? We all ready?
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Yeah, come on through, come on through.
0:30:48 > 0:30:49Sorry about the delay.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52You know what's really funny, is that every single week,
0:30:52 > 0:30:56there's a paramedic who actually waits side-of-stage.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58But I think, with your qualifications,
0:30:58 > 0:31:00you should have this covered.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06(Here they come. Ssh!)
0:31:09 > 0:31:11I just want to make sure I've got everyone.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16Get in, gang. Squeeze over.
0:31:16 > 0:31:18Let me get this door open for you.
0:31:21 > 0:31:22There you go.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:31:35 > 0:31:38What? What?
0:31:39 > 0:31:43Ladies and gentlemen, it's our Unexpected Stars of tonight's show,
0:31:43 > 0:31:46the Forth Valley nurses!
0:31:46 > 0:31:50Yeah!
0:31:52 > 0:31:55Girls, let me explain what's happening because this must
0:31:55 > 0:31:57be very shocking. You have been surprised.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00Look over there at lovely Angela sitting in the audience.
0:32:00 > 0:32:03- There's Angie.- Hi, girls!
0:32:05 > 0:32:09Angela has helped organise this big surprise for you.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12You may have noticed it's my Christmas TV show.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14The nation are watching,
0:32:14 > 0:32:18and you are going to be our Unexpected Stars of tonight's show.
0:32:18 > 0:32:23- I gather you perform together in a choir, is that right?- Yes.- Yes?
0:32:23 > 0:32:26- Yes.- You like to sing together? - Yes, very much so.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29- And you think you're here for an audition?- Yes.
0:32:29 > 0:32:33You will be closing tonight's show, singing a beautiful Christmas song
0:32:33 > 0:32:35for all of us here tonight in the theatre.
0:32:35 > 0:32:382,000 people in the Theatre Royal in Drury Lane, and, of course,
0:32:38 > 0:32:40the millions of people watching at home.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42You up for that?
0:32:42 > 0:32:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:48 > 0:32:52- All right. How you feeling? - Wonderful.- Wonderful.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54- Were you watching us earlier? - Yes, we were.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58Yeah, yeah.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00HE IMPERSONATES A GORILLA
0:33:00 > 0:33:03LAUGHTER
0:33:08 > 0:33:10The dolphin was good. The dolphin.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17- You were the dolphin?- Yes!
0:33:17 > 0:33:20HE IMPERSONATES A DOLPHIN
0:33:21 > 0:33:25OK, we'll see you later on. Ladies and gentlemen, it's our nurses.
0:33:25 > 0:33:29We'll see you later on. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:31 > 0:33:34Off you go this way. We'll get you sorted out.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37See you later on, girls. See you later on.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39No, don't go that way.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41I thought you took a present!
0:33:46 > 0:33:48I thought she'd nicked one of the presents!
0:33:48 > 0:33:50SCOTTISH ACCENT: 'I'll have that, yeah.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53'I'm down in London. These cameras aren't rolling, are they?'
0:33:53 > 0:33:56LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:33:56 > 0:33:58What a cheek!
0:33:58 > 0:34:00I turn around and she's under the tree.
0:34:00 > 0:34:03'That one looks my size. I'm having that.'
0:34:05 > 0:34:09APPLAUSE
0:34:09 > 0:34:13It is now time for some Christmas fun.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15AUDIENCE WHOOPS
0:34:15 > 0:34:21You, the audience, are going to compete against each other
0:34:21 > 0:34:25in what we're calling the Big Show Christmas Games!
0:34:25 > 0:34:29APPLAUSE
0:34:31 > 0:34:34The audience is in four sections.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37Each section of this audience is going to be represented by
0:34:37 > 0:34:40a competitor in our Christmas Games.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43So, first off, I'm actually going to come into the stalls
0:34:43 > 0:34:45and I'm going to find one person
0:34:45 > 0:34:48who would like to play the games tonight.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Hold the line, I'm coming down.
0:34:53 > 0:34:57- OK, your hand is up. What's your name?- Julie.- Hi, Julie.- Hello.
0:34:57 > 0:35:00- Your hat's fallen off. You're very excitable.- Nervous.
0:35:00 > 0:35:02You're dancing to a song I can't hear.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07- I'm nervous.- What do you do when you're nervous?- Salsa.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13- What's your name?- My name's Noreen.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16- Hi, Noreen.- Hello.- Where are you from, Noreen?- From Woking.
0:35:16 > 0:35:21- Why should I pick you, Noreen? - Because I'm very, very naughty.
0:35:21 > 0:35:25I think the stalls want her. AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:35:25 > 0:35:27Come on, let's go.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Noreen's going to play the game.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37OK, Noreen, I'm going to ask you to just head off over here,
0:35:37 > 0:35:40some people waiting, and they're going to get you in your tracksuit
0:35:40 > 0:35:42and then you'll be competing later on.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45Ladies and gentlemen, for the stalls, it's Noreen!
0:35:45 > 0:35:47APPLAUSE
0:35:47 > 0:35:51OK, so that is Noreen who's playing for you down here in the stalls.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Let's find out who's playing for the rest of the theatre.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56Representing the royal circle...
0:35:56 > 0:36:00APPLAUSE AND BOOS
0:36:00 > 0:36:04I feel a bit mad about this. It is a man who hates Christmas.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06It's real-life Scrooge,
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Philip Atkinson from Buckinghamshire.
0:36:08 > 0:36:12APPLAUSE
0:36:12 > 0:36:13Welcome, Philip.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16So, Philip, what is it that you don't like about Christmas?
0:36:16 > 0:36:18- Predictable.- Yes, that's certainly the case.
0:36:18 > 0:36:22- Boring.- Boring.- Socks.- Yeah.
0:36:24 > 0:36:28- Shower gel.- Yeah, you're not keen on Christmas.- It's awful.
0:36:28 > 0:36:32I'm sorry to the royal circle, but give him all your love.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34APPLAUSE
0:36:34 > 0:36:36Right, so that's Philip.
0:36:36 > 0:36:39It is good news, I have to say, for the grand circle.
0:36:39 > 0:36:43Representing you is the opposite of Philip.
0:36:43 > 0:36:49It's Christmas-obsessed, super-organised mum, Hayley Black!
0:36:49 > 0:36:52Go on, Hayley! APPLAUSE
0:36:52 > 0:36:56Yay! It's Hayley!
0:36:56 > 0:36:59- Christmas is something that you love?- Can't get enough of it.
0:36:59 > 0:37:03I think we've got some pictures of you enjoying Christmas, Hayley.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Talk us through that one.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07I sort of turned up at work dressed as a cracker.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09You went to work dressed as a cracker?
0:37:09 > 0:37:10- Was anybody else in fancy dress?- No.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13That's what I like about you, Hayley.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15- This is the outside of your house. - It is.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18APPLAUSE
0:37:18 > 0:37:22Playing for the grand circle and the gold team, it's Hayley.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25APPLAUSE
0:37:25 > 0:37:29Now, finally, for you lot at the top,
0:37:29 > 0:37:31it's Olympian Lewis Smith!
0:37:31 > 0:37:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:33 > 0:37:35Yeah!
0:37:40 > 0:37:43- How are you? Congratulations. - Thank you very much.
0:37:43 > 0:37:46- You've got a multitude of Olympic medals.- I've got a few, yeah.
0:37:46 > 0:37:50- From the last three Olympics.- Yeah.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52Thank you so much for being here. Merry Christmas.
0:37:52 > 0:37:57Playing for the balcony, the red team.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59And playing for the stalls, it's Noreen!
0:37:59 > 0:38:02# Rockin' around the Christmas tree
0:38:02 > 0:38:05# At the Christmas party hop. #
0:38:05 > 0:38:07All right.
0:38:08 > 0:38:12Let's get started and play our first Christmas game.
0:38:12 > 0:38:13Right, listen very carefully.
0:38:13 > 0:38:17Over here, we have some Christmas lights
0:38:17 > 0:38:21that are in a horrifically tangled situation.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24So, you have to untangle the lights, then you have to wrap them round
0:38:24 > 0:38:28your individual trees, and then you have to classically climb
0:38:28 > 0:38:31underneath the three and switch on the plug.
0:38:31 > 0:38:32And when I say underneath the tree,
0:38:32 > 0:38:34it's going to be right underneath it here,
0:38:34 > 0:38:38so you have to climb under and, of course, don't try this game at home.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41To demonstrate the game properly,
0:38:41 > 0:38:45please welcome the nation's favourite teenager,
0:38:45 > 0:38:47Kevin Patterson!
0:38:47 > 0:38:49APPLAUSE
0:38:49 > 0:38:51Kevin, are you there? Kevin?
0:38:51 > 0:38:53- I'm coming!- Come on out, Kev.
0:38:55 > 0:38:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:02 > 0:39:05Kev, get off your phone.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07- Urgh!- Turn it off.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09- Urgh!- Kevin, turn it off.
0:39:09 > 0:39:13Oh, what is your problem?
0:39:13 > 0:39:15You can't be on your phone, Kevin.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18- BELLOWS:- Don't shout at me!
0:39:19 > 0:39:23Urgh, urgh, urgh, it's so unfair!
0:39:23 > 0:39:25I HATE you!
0:39:26 > 0:39:30Kevin, why are you walking like a zombie?
0:39:30 > 0:39:32- Can't you walk properly? - At least I don't walk like you.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34"Oh, I've got a man drawer!"
0:39:34 > 0:39:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:37 > 0:39:41Kevin...I remember when I was a teenager.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43How long have you been a teenager now?
0:39:46 > 0:39:48Feels like 22 years.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50LAUGHTER
0:39:50 > 0:39:52Merry Christmas. Bought your mum a present yet?
0:39:52 > 0:39:55- Yeah, course I have. Yeah, yeah, yeah.- What you get her?
0:39:55 > 0:39:56Fifa 17.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01- And what about your dad? - Spare controller.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03And what about you, Kevin? What do you want for Christmas?
0:40:03 > 0:40:04Oh, I really need a new phone.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07I so need a new phone!
0:40:07 > 0:40:09I've got to have a new phone!
0:40:09 > 0:40:10I want a new phone!
0:40:10 > 0:40:13Just... I actually have bought you a Christmas present.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15- What?- Yeah, I got you a present.- Oh.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18- I got you one. Here it is, under the tree.- Oh.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21- Kevin, from all of us to you. - Oh. Thank you very much.
0:40:21 > 0:40:24- Oh.- AUDIENCE MEMBER:- Aw!
0:40:25 > 0:40:27Oh.
0:40:27 > 0:40:28Thank you very much.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33- Kevin, what have you done? What are you doing?- What?
0:40:33 > 0:40:35You've got to smash the screen, haven't you?
0:40:37 > 0:40:40I'm a teenager - it's the law!
0:40:42 > 0:40:44Kevin, are you going to help me demonstrate this game
0:40:44 > 0:40:46that we're about to play with our competitors?
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Urgh! I am not your slave!
0:40:51 > 0:40:54- OK, stop texting and help me.- Urgh! - Just for one second. Come on, Kevin.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56- OK!- All right, come on.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59There are the lights here, Kev, all right?
0:40:59 > 0:41:01So, you've got to try and untangle the lights.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03- Want to give that a go?- Urgh!
0:41:07 > 0:41:10You're... You're doing well, Kevin.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12Aren't I? Sarcastic emoji.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16I think you're doing a really good job, though.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18Oh, thanks very much.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21So bored, I'm in a coma-faced emoji.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24I hate you!
0:41:27 > 0:41:31Kevin, ladies and gentlemen! APPLAUSE
0:41:31 > 0:41:33Now that we're clear on the rules,
0:41:33 > 0:41:36let's reveal the game.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Yeah!
0:41:41 > 0:41:44OK, so if you would like to take your positions
0:41:44 > 0:41:46in front of your colour-coded tree.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48CHEERING
0:41:48 > 0:41:51Once I pop my party popper, you must race.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Play!
0:41:54 > 0:41:58MUSIC: Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens
0:42:23 > 0:42:25Oh! We've got a winner!
0:42:29 > 0:42:30So close.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32Darling. Darling.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34Darling.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36Darling. Darling.
0:42:36 > 0:42:40Darling, it's OK. It's over. Louis won.
0:42:40 > 0:42:43Ladies and gentlemen, our champion representing the balcony,
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Louis Smith.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Congratulations all round. Well done.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is time to find out what replies
0:42:56 > 0:43:00Aled Jones has received this evening in tonight's
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Christmas Celebrity Send To All!
0:43:04 > 0:43:08So, let's just remind ourselves of the text that I sent from Aled's
0:43:08 > 0:43:10phone earlier tonight, which was...
0:43:28 > 0:43:31So...the replies have been flooding in.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34Let's have a look at what's happened.
0:43:34 > 0:43:37- OK, Sam... Who's Sam? - Have I texted Sam?
0:43:37 > 0:43:40- No, I did.- Oh, yeah, you did.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42He's my boss at Classic FM.
0:43:42 > 0:43:44- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:43:44 > 0:43:47Well, that explains how he's opened the text.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51Your boss at Classic FM has opened with,
0:43:51 > 0:43:55"In the morning?! You're on air at 9am.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00"That'll be a very early appointment."
0:44:00 > 0:44:02Then he's gone on,
0:44:02 > 0:44:07"I'd go for a flying snowman spread across both butt cheeks.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12"It'll be a thing of beauty."
0:44:12 > 0:44:14What a lovely idea, with the...!
0:44:18 > 0:44:20You fancy that, Snowman?
0:44:22 > 0:44:24OK, that was a great text.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26We can end there, if you like.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28Doctor Hilary.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30- Is that Doctor Hilary from the telly?- Yeah.
0:44:30 > 0:44:32- Doctor Hilary Jones?- Yeah.
0:44:32 > 0:44:35- I think he's texted that Welsh word that goes on forever.- What?
0:44:35 > 0:44:39- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob wllllantysiliogogogoch.- Yes.
0:44:39 > 0:44:42CHEERING
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Oh, no. He's basically...
0:44:45 > 0:44:46I didn't read the text.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48He said, "The word..."
0:44:48 > 0:44:51Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob wllllantysiliogogogoch.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53"..on your willy."
0:44:56 > 0:44:57There's more.
0:44:57 > 0:45:01"I could do this for you under local anaesthetic...
0:45:03 > 0:45:05"..in red ink, Doctor H."
0:45:05 > 0:45:07That is a great text!
0:45:08 > 0:45:11Hilary Jones, how dare you!
0:45:12 > 0:45:15Oh, that is brilliant.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18- Louis Chivers.- Louise Chivers, yeah. - Who is Louise Chivers?
0:45:18 > 0:45:20- She's just a friend.- Just a friend.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23"Was this text meant for me or your therapist?"
0:45:26 > 0:45:29- OK, Laura Tobin. - Yeah. She's a weather girl.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31"This is the best idea I've ever heard.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34"Why not have microwave in Welsh?
0:45:34 > 0:45:36"Best word ever."
0:45:36 > 0:45:39Microwave in Welsh is popty ping.
0:45:39 > 0:45:41- No!- Yes.
0:45:41 > 0:45:42No!
0:45:42 > 0:45:45So, the ping is the sound that the microwave...
0:45:45 > 0:45:49- Are you joking?! - Popty is oven and so it's oven ping.
0:45:49 > 0:45:52- Oven that pings. Popty ping.- Popty ping
0:45:52 > 0:45:54WELSH ACCENT: 'I'm absolutely ravenous.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56'Put some chips in the popty ping, innit?'
0:46:01 > 0:46:03- Anthea?- That's Anthea Turner.
0:46:03 > 0:46:04Anthea Turner.
0:46:04 > 0:46:07"But you've already got the dragon." Do you?
0:46:07 > 0:46:09No, I don't have the dragon!
0:46:09 > 0:46:11She says, "But you've already got the dragon, I've seen it."
0:46:11 > 0:46:14- She hasn't.- "You know where to put that snowman and his carrot.
0:46:16 > 0:46:18"Lot's of love, Anth."
0:46:18 > 0:46:19She's brilliant.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21We're not going to get this done, are we, tonight?
0:46:21 > 0:46:24Er, no, I'm going through every single one of them. Erm...
0:46:24 > 0:46:27- Oh, no, sorry, you meant the tattoo! - I did, yeah!
0:46:27 > 0:46:29That would be such a brilliant end to the show!
0:46:29 > 0:46:32If some guy comes in, zzz...
0:46:33 > 0:46:37COCKNEY ACCENT: 'What was the name of that Welsh town, mate?
0:46:37 > 0:46:39'I'm in a rush. Can we just do Cardiff?'
0:46:41 > 0:46:43Helen Hand.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45I can't remember who Helen Hand is.
0:46:45 > 0:46:49Helen Hand, who he can't remember, has texted, "It will be painful.
0:46:49 > 0:46:52"Where are you getting the tattoo done - question."
0:46:52 > 0:46:54She's actually written the word question.
0:46:54 > 0:46:58"Question. Do you want everyone to see it?
0:46:58 > 0:47:00"And will you like it in 20 years' time?
0:47:00 > 0:47:04"If you get bigger, the tattoo will get bigger
0:47:04 > 0:47:06"and misshapen.
0:47:06 > 0:47:08"Good luck. Let me know how you get on.
0:47:08 > 0:47:12"Send a pic. Double kiss. Helen Hand."
0:47:12 > 0:47:14- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!- She sounds great.
0:47:16 > 0:47:20She is all over this and fully expecting you to put on weight.
0:47:20 > 0:47:21Yeah.
0:47:21 > 0:47:23Apparently...
0:47:23 > 0:47:25I've just heard she's your make-up artist.
0:47:25 > 0:47:28LAUGHTER
0:47:28 > 0:47:29No, not my make-up artist.
0:47:29 > 0:47:32I've known her for quite a while and I have worked with her, yeah.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35- OK.- Oh, man. I'm not going to have any friends left, am I?
0:47:35 > 0:47:37She's given you a lot of advice.
0:47:37 > 0:47:41It doesn't matter. You're not losing friends you can't remember, Aled!
0:47:41 > 0:47:44And we'll end on Lorraine Kelly.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48Lovely Lorraine Kelly.
0:47:48 > 0:47:52Simple two-liner - "A dragon on your bum, then send me a photo."
0:47:55 > 0:47:57Brilliant.
0:47:57 > 0:48:00Ladies and gentlemen, what a legend and a great sport.
0:48:00 > 0:48:03What fun we've had with him tonight in our Christmas Send To All.
0:48:03 > 0:48:05Aled Jones!
0:48:06 > 0:48:08And don't forget the Snowman!
0:48:08 > 0:48:10CHEERING
0:48:11 > 0:48:13All right, that was awesome.
0:48:13 > 0:48:18OK, it is time for our second Christmas event.
0:48:18 > 0:48:21It's the Christmas Games, ladies and gentlemen!
0:48:22 > 0:48:25So, please welcome back our competitors.
0:48:30 > 0:48:32Christmas Eve, of course, it is a time
0:48:32 > 0:48:35where the fridge is at its fullest.
0:48:35 > 0:48:38You can't even believe how full it is.
0:48:38 > 0:48:41We've all had the moment when you open the fridge on Christmas Eve
0:48:41 > 0:48:45and it blows you away. "Oh! I've never seen the fridge so full!"
0:48:46 > 0:48:50So, outside of the theatre is a car.
0:48:50 > 0:48:53In the boot are the remaining two shopping bags.
0:48:53 > 0:48:58Your job is to fill the fridge up with all the food.
0:48:58 > 0:48:59And here's the key part!
0:48:59 > 0:49:02The door must close.
0:49:03 > 0:49:06It's time to play Christmas Eve Fridge.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11And here to demonstrate this game for us,
0:49:11 > 0:49:15please welcome a grandmother from East London, Joannie Taylor.
0:49:15 > 0:49:18- It's Nan!- Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:49:18 > 0:49:21Hello! Hello!
0:49:21 > 0:49:23Ah-ah-ah-ah!
0:49:23 > 0:49:26Ah!
0:49:26 > 0:49:28Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:49:28 > 0:49:30Do you need help? Do you need help, Nan?
0:49:30 > 0:49:33I... Oh, look who it is, it's my favourite. Ah-ah-ah-ah!
0:49:33 > 0:49:35- Hi, Nan. Do you need some help? - No, darling!- Can I...?
0:49:35 > 0:49:38- You go over there... No, darling. - Do you want me to help you?
0:49:38 > 0:49:41- You've got enough to do, don't ya? - You don't want me to help?
0:49:41 > 0:49:44No! Don't bother helping me, will ya?
0:49:45 > 0:49:48- God help us.- Welcome, Nan.
0:49:48 > 0:49:50- Welcome.- Ah-ah-ah-ah!
0:49:50 > 0:49:53- CHEERING Welcome.- Hello!
0:49:53 > 0:49:55Ah-ah-ah-ah!
0:49:55 > 0:49:56You're a good boy, you are.
0:49:56 > 0:49:58You're a good boy.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00- Are you enjoying the show, Nan? - Oh, I love it, sweetheart.
0:50:00 > 0:50:04When you came out and you popped out of that box, didn't you?
0:50:04 > 0:50:07And it was just a classic Christmas, wasn't it?
0:50:07 > 0:50:09Cos there is always one present that's disappointing.
0:50:09 > 0:50:11Ah-ah-ah-ah!
0:50:12 > 0:50:15- Look who we've got, Nan.- Who's that?
0:50:15 > 0:50:17- We've got Aled Jones here and the Snowman.- Is that Aled Jones?
0:50:17 > 0:50:20I got a very strange text from Aled.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25Very strange text - something about a tattoo.
0:50:25 > 0:50:27I tell you what, darling,
0:50:27 > 0:50:29across your forehead, say, "Yes, I am Aled Jones.
0:50:29 > 0:50:32"No, I'm not going to bleeding well sing We're Walking On The Air."
0:50:32 > 0:50:34Ah-ah-ah-ah!
0:50:34 > 0:50:36- All right, now, Nan...- Right.
0:50:36 > 0:50:39- Now, you're here to demonstrate the game.- My fridge.
0:50:39 > 0:50:41Come over here. This is the fridge game,
0:50:41 > 0:50:43so they're going to fill the fridge,
0:50:43 > 0:50:46and I understand that you filled this fridge earlier...
0:50:46 > 0:50:47I did, darling, that's it.
0:50:47 > 0:50:50..to show the competitors how it's done.
0:50:50 > 0:50:53Yeah. Here you are, look at that. Here, look at that.
0:50:53 > 0:50:55- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!- That.
0:50:55 > 0:50:57So, that is the Christmas Eve Fridge.
0:50:57 > 0:50:59That's what we're looking for, sweetheart.
0:50:59 > 0:51:01And that is perfectly packed by Nan.
0:51:01 > 0:51:02There's a fridge cam there.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04Look, Nan, you can see...
0:51:04 > 0:51:06And it is... Ah-ah-ah-ah!
0:51:07 > 0:51:10- Look, I've got... - That's us gazing in the fridge, Nan.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12- It is, innit?- Midnight snack.
0:51:12 > 0:51:14That's all it is for you, innit, a snack?
0:51:17 > 0:51:21So...round of applause for Nan. APPLAUSE
0:51:21 > 0:51:25So, what's...what's going to happen is outside
0:51:25 > 0:51:27the competitors are... Out...
0:51:27 > 0:51:29Nan, are you all right? Nan?
0:51:29 > 0:51:31What? Yeah, no, I...
0:51:31 > 0:51:33Yeah, no, I'm checking it's safe.
0:51:33 > 0:51:34A few last-minute touches.
0:51:34 > 0:51:38You've got to go outside, you've got to grab the bags from the car,
0:51:38 > 0:51:40- and your... - (Don't need nothing, do it?)
0:51:40 > 0:51:42Don't need nothing, do it?
0:51:43 > 0:51:46Oh, look...
0:51:46 > 0:51:48All right? Oh, hello, what?
0:51:48 > 0:51:51- Nan, are you OK?- I'm rearranging it.
0:51:51 > 0:51:53Ladies and gentlemen, it's Nan!
0:51:53 > 0:51:56Good luck, darlings! Good luck.
0:51:58 > 0:52:03So, competitors, let's have a look at your empty fridges.
0:52:05 > 0:52:09- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:52:09 > 0:52:11We'll show you the cars.
0:52:15 > 0:52:17Along here...
0:52:17 > 0:52:21RYTHMIC CLAPPING
0:52:22 > 0:52:24So...
0:52:24 > 0:52:27Here we are. I've got my popper to start the game.
0:52:27 > 0:52:30What you have to remember is the fridge must close.
0:52:30 > 0:52:31- Are you ready?- Yeah.
0:52:31 > 0:52:34We're all ready? Let's...play the game!
0:52:34 > 0:52:40MUSIC: I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday by Wizzard
0:52:40 > 0:52:42In first place is Hayley!
0:52:42 > 0:52:44Hayley's taken an early lead.
0:52:44 > 0:52:46Hayley is flying!
0:52:46 > 0:52:48Hayley is flying for the circle.
0:52:50 > 0:52:52Up goes Louis in third place.
0:52:52 > 0:52:55Come on, Noreen, hurry up!
0:52:56 > 0:52:57Right, fill your fridges.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01Hayley's all over this.
0:53:01 > 0:53:03So much to go in!
0:53:03 > 0:53:05He's down!
0:53:06 > 0:53:08Is there too much?!
0:53:08 > 0:53:10Hayley's eating the food!
0:53:10 > 0:53:13It looks Louis has got... Look at that turkey on its end!
0:53:15 > 0:53:17HE SCREAMS
0:53:22 > 0:53:25Oh! Louis is...!
0:53:25 > 0:53:27He's got to shut it! It's got to stay shut!
0:53:28 > 0:53:32SHOUTING
0:53:33 > 0:53:35Stop, stop, stop!
0:53:38 > 0:53:40Come on, shut!
0:53:41 > 0:53:43INDISTINCT SPEECH
0:53:46 > 0:53:48Yes!
0:53:48 > 0:53:51CHEERING
0:53:51 > 0:53:55CHANTING
0:53:55 > 0:53:57It's Hayley in the grand circle!
0:53:59 > 0:54:00Thanks, guys.
0:54:00 > 0:54:04Off you go. Amazing. Merry Christmas!
0:54:07 > 0:54:09Right, earlier tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
0:54:09 > 0:54:1421 nurses thought they were here to audition for a Christmas concert,
0:54:14 > 0:54:18that is until we surprised them with the news that they were to
0:54:18 > 0:54:21become our unexpected Christmas stars of tonight's show.
0:54:21 > 0:54:26Now, let's have a little look at how the last hour has unfolded for them.
0:54:27 > 0:54:29We thought we were coming for an audition.
0:54:29 > 0:54:31We were hoping we were going to get the job!
0:54:31 > 0:54:33- LAUGHTER - And we got it!
0:54:34 > 0:54:37We were put in a lift and then the doors opened,
0:54:37 > 0:54:40and all you saw was a sea of faces.
0:54:40 > 0:54:42It was just like a dream.
0:54:42 > 0:54:46Never in a million years did any of us think that
0:54:46 > 0:54:48this was going to happen.
0:54:48 > 0:54:50CHATTER
0:54:51 > 0:54:53Hi, ladies. Come on in.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55I think they do such an important job.
0:54:55 > 0:54:58They're the people that we can't do without when we need them,
0:54:58 > 0:55:00so actually to see them onstage and celebrate them is fantastic.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02THEY SING
0:55:02 > 0:55:05LAUGHTER
0:55:07 > 0:55:09It's the first time I've sat down for a while.
0:55:09 > 0:55:11THEY SING
0:55:11 > 0:55:13It is nice to be pampered.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15An unusual experience.
0:55:17 > 0:55:20There are two things that we are all passionate about
0:55:20 > 0:55:22and that's loving people and caring about them,
0:55:22 > 0:55:25and music, and we're getting to do it on a stage like this
0:55:25 > 0:55:27and at Christmas time. What else could you ask for?
0:55:30 > 0:55:34Please welcome the Forth Valley Nurses Choir!
0:55:34 > 0:55:38CHEERING
0:55:49 > 0:55:53# I'm dreaming
0:55:53 > 0:56:00# Of a white Christmas
0:56:00 > 0:56:08# Just like the ones I used to know
0:56:10 > 0:56:16# May your days be merry
0:56:16 > 0:56:21# And bright
0:56:21 > 0:56:28# And may all your Christmases
0:56:28 > 0:56:32# Be white
0:56:34 > 0:56:39# I'm dreaming
0:56:39 > 0:56:46# Of a white Christmas
0:56:47 > 0:56:54# Just like the ones I used to know
0:56:56 > 0:57:02# May the tree tops glisten
0:57:02 > 0:57:08# And children listen
0:57:08 > 0:57:13# To hear sleigh bells
0:57:13 > 0:57:18# In the snow
0:57:20 > 0:57:24# I'm dreaming
0:57:24 > 0:57:32# Of a white Christmas
0:57:32 > 0:57:36# With every Christmas card
0:57:36 > 0:57:41# I write
0:57:41 > 0:57:47# May your days be merry
0:57:47 > 0:57:52# And bright
0:57:52 > 0:58:01# And may all your Christmases
0:58:01 > 0:58:08# Be white. #
0:58:10 > 0:58:12CHEERING
0:58:16 > 0:58:19Girls! Girls!
0:58:19 > 0:58:24HE SHOUTS EXCITEDLY
0:58:26 > 0:58:29Yes!
0:58:29 > 0:58:32Ladies and gentlemen, the stars of tonight's show,
0:58:32 > 0:58:34the Forth Valley Choir!
0:58:35 > 0:58:38Whoo!
0:58:38 > 0:58:39Merry Christmas!