:00:35. > :00:41.Hello and welcome to Mock The Week. I'm Dara O Briain. Joining me this
:00:41. > :00:43.week are Andy Parsons, Hal Cruttenden and Miles Jupp. Alistair
:00:43. > :00:47.McGowan, Hugh Dennis and Gary Delaney.
:00:47. > :00:57.We start with a round called Picture of the Week. I show the panel a
:00:57. > :01:03.topical image and ask them to tell me what is happening. What's going
:01:03. > :01:08.on here? Is Putin saying, did I put the cyanide in the tea or in the
:01:09. > :01:16.sherry? Is Cameron trying to upset Putin by trying to drink his sherry
:01:16. > :01:20.in the most gay way possible? Putin does look relaxed. I think he's
:01:20. > :01:26.watching one of his favourite sports. Maybe two bears killing a
:01:26. > :01:32.dog. Bear, bear, dog. I love bear, bear, dog. I watch it on Russian
:01:32. > :01:36.television all the time. Cameron presumably is in fact saying, two
:01:36. > :01:40.more sherrys and I invade Syria. Is that David Cameron trying to lighten
:01:40. > :01:46.the mood of the G20 by playing a tiny trumpet? Are you sure its not
:01:46. > :01:50.actually a picture of Mr Burns and Smithers?
:01:50. > :01:55.I think they are discussing election strategy. Putin is explaining how he
:01:55. > :02:01.has already won his next four elections. We've all done it.
:02:01. > :02:05.Presumably, they're playing the Obama speech drinking game. Every
:02:05. > :02:12.time he says red line, have a drink. Maybe neither of them are speaking.
:02:12. > :02:25.That's true. You've taken apart the entire conceit of the whole thing.
:02:25. > :02:31.Can I just say at this point I can't do an impression of David Cameron.
:02:31. > :02:35.There was a point earlier in a week where Dara's not feeling very so, we
:02:35. > :02:37.need to cover in case Dara doesn't make it to the show, and if you
:02:37. > :02:56.could do that it would be great. That was a particularly savage Ed
:02:56. > :03:00.Byrne impersonation you were doing. I never knew he had a love child
:03:00. > :03:04.with Louis Walsh. They seem to be living in one giant house together
:03:04. > :03:11.raised by Terry Wogan. Don't worry, we won't let him insult you like
:03:11. > :03:14.that again. May we have the correct answer? They are at the G20.They
:03:14. > :03:23.are of course at the G20. Very good. This is a picture of Vladimir Putin
:03:23. > :03:27.and David Cameron at the recent G20 summit when Russia played host to
:03:27. > :03:30.world leaders in Saint Petersburg. The gathering was at times deemed to
:03:31. > :03:35.be frosty with leaders clashing over Syria. Do we think Russia were good
:03:35. > :03:41.hosts? No, I don't think they were great. They slagged us off for being
:03:41. > :03:44.a small island. They did. And then David Cameron had to come forward
:03:44. > :03:49.and say, look, we have lots of achievements. Including Shakespeare,
:03:49. > :03:53.the Beatles and One Direction. And of course One Direction are making
:03:53. > :03:55.it big in America. We have got to thank the Americans, because
:03:55. > :04:06.obviously the more time they spend in America, the less time they are
:04:06. > :04:09.appearing. I think the insult was in translation. Because Putin actually
:04:09. > :04:13.said Little Country. It wasn't about Britain, it was about Cameron and he
:04:13. > :04:17.didn't add "tree" at the end. They didn't feel that the G20 normally
:04:17. > :04:21.had a rap slam down session where countries would bang the other.
:04:21. > :04:30.Britain, you so small, you only got one time zone. Can you hear me,
:04:30. > :04:33.Indonesia? I think you can. Also some of you don't have a tundra
:04:33. > :04:40.region Canada knows what I'm talking about. I don't think that Britain
:04:40. > :04:44.does only have one time zone, Lowestoft is years behind the rest
:04:44. > :04:48.of us. If it was bad for Britain being insulted, there were countries
:04:48. > :04:51.who came out of it worse. Spain have dropped out of the G20. And they
:04:51. > :04:55.just got an observer's seat. Which was like inviting them to your
:04:55. > :04:58.dinner party and going, I've got an old deckchair you can sit over here
:04:58. > :05:02.and watch the chat going. There's some mismatched cutlery we can give
:05:02. > :05:09.you. Chuck them a drumstick every now and again. They dropped it. You
:05:09. > :05:12.all right, Spain? Si, si.And the seating plan. Did you see all the
:05:12. > :05:16.hassle with the seating plan? It's a great shot. That's a fabulous shot.
:05:16. > :05:22.What do they put in the massive roulette ball? Who's going to speak
:05:23. > :05:34.next? Find out with this. Spain has to run around the outside. They have
:05:34. > :05:38.to tap somebody on the shoulder. Then the person has to get up and
:05:38. > :05:42.run after Spain. If they tap Spain before Spain, get into their chair,
:05:42. > :05:46.then they get to keep their place in the G20. To me that looks like a
:05:46. > :05:50.meeting of the BBC to discuss the overspending problem. Why don't we
:05:50. > :05:53.just throw a load of money into the middle and we'll wrestle for it.
:05:53. > :05:57.There's no way into the middle. There would be at some point where
:05:57. > :06:01.somebody would have called for an aide and gone - I've dropped my pen,
:06:01. > :06:06.can you get my pen? Then discreetly lower themselves into the middle.
:06:06. > :06:14.And then get the pen by going, don't mind me. Does anyone know what gift
:06:14. > :06:23.Russia gave Cameron? Yes, coasters. The ashes of Kim Philby. It might
:06:23. > :06:30.have been a tea towel. It would have been great if the tiny ashes thing.
:06:30. > :06:34.They would play spying tournaments every two years with the ashes of
:06:34. > :06:38.Kim Philby. Was it Bill Bryson's book Notes From A Small Island? That
:06:38. > :06:42.would have been a zinger. It covers your entire country in 200 pages. I
:06:42. > :06:48.think Canada knows what I'm talking about.
:06:48. > :06:55.There should be more of that on an international level zing. Was it
:06:55. > :06:58.like a Russian dolls with Cameron on the outside? Then Gordon Brown in
:06:58. > :07:03.that and then Tony Blair inside that. All the way back to Churchill.
:07:03. > :07:06.All the way back down to Churchill. There was a set of Russian dolls
:07:06. > :07:11.with British Prime Ministers. And Ted Heath was inside Margaret
:07:11. > :07:17.Thatcher. Which would have come as a surprise to a lot of people. And a
:07:17. > :07:27.first for Ted Heath. OK, what's going on here? Is it bring your son
:07:27. > :07:35.to work day? If that is a corgi by the Queen's blanket, that needs a
:07:35. > :07:40.bit of grooming. Is Charles saying, Andrew's down, they've got him, he
:07:40. > :07:47.fell for it completely. Is the Queen going, look the Middletons are
:07:47. > :07:50.driving themselves. Is the Queen saying, Look, Charles, there's Helen
:07:50. > :07:55.Mirren? I'm going to be playing her in the new Danny Boyle film soon. It
:07:55. > :08:04.is possible they are just enjoying the badger cull. Maybe, maybe
:08:04. > :08:12.they're not speaking. Stop undermining the structure.
:08:12. > :08:17.Whilst the Queen was up in Scotland, who was found by police in
:08:17. > :08:22.Buckingham Palace gardens? This was Prince Andrew. Yes.Apparently the
:08:22. > :08:28.police stopped him. They thought he was a waster and it turned out they
:08:28. > :08:30.were right. It was unfortunate if the police stopped him and were
:08:30. > :08:33.were right. It was unfortunate if going, state your business. You
:08:33. > :08:37.there with the tan and the golf clubs, before you get in the
:08:37. > :08:41.helicopter, who are you, what are you doing here? They wanted him to
:08:41. > :08:47.prove he was a Royal. Apparently he just stood around doing nothing and
:08:47. > :08:50.they took that as sufficient proof. You know the stupid thing about
:08:50. > :08:54.this. He apparently said to the policeman who stopped him... Do you
:08:54. > :09:01.know who I am? To which the answer is, clearly not. He does have that
:09:01. > :09:06.look of a man who has eaten Prince Andrew. Do you think he actually
:09:06. > :09:11.lives in the garden? He was found in the garden. Is he like Stig of the
:09:11. > :09:16.Dump now? Does he now live in the garden that's what I want to know.
:09:16. > :09:19.Has he fallen so low in the Royal pecking order that he now just
:09:19. > :09:23.actually lives in the garden off nuts and berries. What was the
:09:23. > :09:26.timeline? Was this before the burglary or just after the burglary?
:09:26. > :09:31.There was a burglary. A man broke in two days beforehand. Hence they were
:09:31. > :09:38.all a little more... They didn't think that man was still hanging
:09:38. > :09:42.around two days. They often return to the scene of the crime. That was
:09:42. > :09:46.one of things I've learned about the criminal classes over the years.
:09:46. > :09:49.Very good. Who did they contact, to get a comment on this break in.
:09:49. > :09:53.Michael Fagan. Michael Fagan. Who broke into the Queen's bedroom 30
:09:53. > :09:57.years ago, sat on the edge her bed for an hour before she eventually
:09:57. > :10:00.said, Might you like a cup of tea? I'll just ring for one. There's
:10:00. > :10:04.somebody in my room and he'd like a cup of tea. They said that's very
:10:04. > :10:09.dangerous because they said he sat on the edge of the Queen's bed. But
:10:09. > :10:12.the edge of the Queen's bed is up to a quarter of a mile away from the
:10:12. > :10:16.Queen. I can't believe people aren't breaking in the whole time to
:10:16. > :10:19.Buckingham Palace. It's one of the few places where there's a flag to
:10:19. > :10:24.tell you if anyone's home. I bet they don't cancel the milk or
:10:24. > :10:30.anything. When they leave she goes. No, leave the flag up and one light
:10:30. > :10:33.in the hall. I think the country was shocked by the burglary. How could
:10:33. > :10:37.there by intruders into the palace? We were all shocked by it except for
:10:37. > :10:40.Helen Mirren. She's probably thinking, that's another film I can
:10:40. > :10:45.be in now. The Queen two: Who's In My House? Liam Neeson playing the
:10:46. > :10:51.burglar. You were probably wondering how I got into the bedroom. How does
:10:51. > :11:01.Aslan ever get anywhere - probably through the wardrobe. I thought you
:11:01. > :11:08.were going to go with Taken instead. I have a specific set of skills.
:11:08. > :11:15.That would be the adult film I only see child films. What is anyone
:11:15. > :11:26.talking about? Perhaps Miles we weren't talking. Very good. At the
:11:26. > :11:30.end of that round the points go to Miles, Hal and Andy. Now we play a
:11:30. > :11:44.round called Set Your Phasers To Fun. This game involves Hal and
:11:44. > :11:47.Gary. So, if you could make your way to the performance area, please.
:11:47. > :11:51.This round is a stand-up challenge. I launch the wheel of news and
:11:51. > :11:54.wherever it chooses to stop, one of our performers must talk about that
:11:54. > :11:58.subject. The winner is whoever I think is the funniest. OK, here we
:11:58. > :12:02.go, let's spin the wheel. The first subject is Building. Who wants to
:12:02. > :12:07.come in on that? Building freaks me out a bit. Well, builders intimidate
:12:07. > :12:12.me because I've had builders come to work at my house and they work for
:12:12. > :12:16.two days, then go away for a week. And you end up making that phone
:12:16. > :12:20.call and it makes me feel like a kid whose parents have split up. Dad is
:12:20. > :12:23.being really crap. It's the same conversation. You said you'd come on
:12:24. > :12:31.Saturday. You said you'd be here on Saturday. I'm sorry, mate, I've been
:12:31. > :12:35.busy. I can make it on Tuesday. You promise you'll come on Tuesday? Can
:12:35. > :12:42.we go to the park? I love you. They intimidate me. I've had a builder
:12:42. > :12:46.come and give me a quote on a problem in my house and make it
:12:46. > :12:49.worse in front of my face. Literally feeling my wall, going, feel that
:12:49. > :12:53.damp, mate, it's soaking wet. I put a knife in. Watch it crumble. Look
:12:53. > :12:57.at the plaster fall away from your wall. Look at the size of that hole
:12:57. > :13:04.in your wall. That hole wasn't there when you arrived. It's massive. No
:13:04. > :13:08.other job does that, no other job diagnoses a problem by making it
:13:08. > :13:12.worse. Doctors don't go, I think you've got brittle bones mate, I do,
:13:12. > :13:18.and then stamp on your leg. See that, mate. Your leg is like a twig.
:13:18. > :13:25.I think you've got a dodgy heart. Boo. See, you're having a heart
:13:25. > :13:29.attack. I actually tried to help this builder finish our kitchen. And
:13:29. > :13:34.attack. I actually tried to help he stopped and went, mate. I jumped
:13:34. > :13:35.because I had been momentarily transfixed by the beauty of the
:13:35. > :13:43.bubble in the spirit level. He just stopped. Seriously, mate,
:13:43. > :13:50.leave it, you don't know what you're doing. I'll finish it off. And that
:13:50. > :13:54.night I had a dream that I was making love to my wife and he walked
:13:54. > :13:56.in and said, seriously, mate, leave it, you don't know what you're doing
:13:56. > :14:22.I'll finish it off. OK, Gary next, let's see what topic
:14:22. > :14:25.you've got. Let's spin the wheel. The topic is childhood. As a child
:14:25. > :14:31.I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog. My six-year-
:14:31. > :14:35.old refuses to eat anything other than alphabetti spaghetti. Luckily,
:14:35. > :14:39.he's dyslexic, so I just buy him normal spaghetti, it seems to work.
:14:39. > :14:47.Dad these are all "L". Yeah, it's Welsh. I bought him some medicine
:14:47. > :14:52.for his ADHD. On the side of the bottle it said concentrate, I
:14:52. > :14:54.thought if he could do that. I bought a really nice 12-year-old
:14:54. > :15:00.Scotch. Obviously his parents weren't pleased. I hate people who
:15:00. > :15:08.complain about breast-feeding in public. I don't want to see it! Or,
:15:08. > :15:18.that's disgusting, you can't do that, you're not a woman. And,
:15:19. > :15:22.that's not a baby. As kids we always enjoyed dipping ginger nuts
:15:22. > :15:29.into a hot cup of tea. But nowadays that's called bullying. I shouldn't
:15:29. > :15:33.do that. Ginger jokes are the last of racism in comedy. They started a
:15:33. > :15:37.Ginger Pride movement to stamp that shit out. They had a march in Hyde
:15:37. > :15:43.Park. They were going to, but the sun came out. Nan always said that
:15:43. > :15:59.when she was young she never needed to worry about leaving her back
:16:00. > :16:06.door open. What a slag! I'm going to get in trouble with the family.
:16:06. > :16:10.This is not worth it. You've got to look after your health as you get
:16:10. > :16:13.older. The other day I did a poo and noticed there was a little
:16:13. > :16:26.blood in it. I said, Bruv, get out of my toilet, innit! Well done to
:16:26. > :16:29.both of you. Points to both of you. Our next round is called If This Is
:16:29. > :16:36.The Answer, What is The Question? On the board are six categories.
:16:36. > :16:41.Alistair, which category? I'll go for Sport. The answer is, 56 years,
:16:41. > :16:46.what is the question? Is it Eddie Izzard's next challenge for Sport
:16:46. > :16:49.Relief. I'm going to run for 56 years without stopping, in three
:16:49. > :17:00.languages with a family of chinchillas. Is it when somebody
:17:00. > :17:03.says they're 13 online, how old are chinchillas. Is it when somebody
:17:03. > :17:10.they? Is it when is the next train to Morden via Bank? Is this how old
:17:10. > :17:18.Dara will look when he's 45? It was just in jest. I was 45, 12 years
:17:18. > :17:24.ago. Is it how long have BT been telling me my call is important to
:17:24. > :17:26.them? Is it what is the age difference between the male and
:17:26. > :17:37.female presenters on Sky Sports News? Is it how long is part two of
:17:37. > :17:43.the Hobbit? How long does 56-year Ronseal woodstain last for? I don't
:17:43. > :17:51.know about you guys, but this is the age of consent for my daughters.
:17:51. > :18:04.Is it at the time of the Big Bang how long had Bruce Forsyth already
:18:04. > :18:07.been alive? IMITATES BRIAN COX. Is it how long you could travel in
:18:07. > :18:15.space with the right oxygen supply and just Dara for company? Thank
:18:15. > :18:20.you. We'd both be very happy thank you very much. Is it how long is
:18:20. > :18:26.the gap between each edition of the monthly magazine I'm No Good At
:18:26. > :18:43.Maths? Is it pick an arbitrary length of time? Is it how much bad
:18:43. > :18:47.luck if you break a glitter ball? Anyone know what 56 years might be
:18:47. > :18:58.about? Is it the gap between Tokyo Olympics? It is. Brilliant. Yes,
:18:58. > :19:01.the question I was looking for is, what will the gap between Olympic
:19:01. > :19:04.games be for the newly announced 2020 host city Tokyo? This is the
:19:04. > :19:07.news that Tokyo has beaten rivals Madrid and Istanbul to stage the
:19:07. > :19:10.2020 Olympics and Paralympics. The last time the city hosted the
:19:10. > :19:18.Olympics was in 1964. France is going to be pissed off. Japan's got
:19:18. > :19:21.it. Spain didn't get it. Turkey didn't get it. Now Spain didn't
:19:21. > :19:24.have any money. Turkey's next to a war zone and Japan's had some
:19:24. > :19:29.nuclear melt down. And still Paris can't get the games. Aren't the
:19:29. > :19:42.2020 Olympics for people with perfect vision? A bit harsh for the
:19:42. > :19:47.2020 Paralympics blind events. The mascot for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics
:19:47. > :19:51.has got to be Godzilla. Fantastic. They're all doing the sailing and
:19:51. > :19:53.this mascot looms out of the sea. They'll break world records.
:19:53. > :20:01.They'll never have sailed that quickly. They said that Fukushima
:20:01. > :20:10.was no problem because its how far away is it? 100 miles away.So that
:20:10. > :20:13.gives them lots of time to stop the mutant lizard from destroying the
:20:13. > :20:15.opening ceremony. I didn't know Boris Johnson was going. So what
:20:15. > :20:18.are the Japanese Government going to do about Fukishima? In my
:20:18. > :20:22.experience these things tend to sort themselves out. Give them a
:20:22. > :20:28.couple of million years, it'll be fine. This too shall pass. Ten
:20:28. > :20:31.million years. I hope the rowers don't fall out of their boats into
:20:31. > :20:45.the radioactive water. Double sculls. Yes. Coxless fours. No, the
:20:45. > :20:48.Fukushima. They're going to build an ice wall to trap the water.
:20:48. > :20:52.Because the water dripping out. Is it going to be solved by the X-men?
:20:52. > :20:58.They're not going to build it with their minds. They have to do it
:20:58. > :21:02.with a machine. Make ice walls with your breath. What does the ice wall
:21:02. > :21:08.do? You did physics. It will block the bad things from getting into
:21:08. > :21:15.the other place. I've made that a little bit more comprehensible.
:21:15. > :21:18.They've actually restarted fishing off Fukushima, so you can now
:21:18. > :21:25.apparently get real fish fingers and a cod drumstick. Which sports
:21:25. > :21:30.are back in the Olympics that looked like they weren't going to
:21:30. > :21:39.be in? Whaling. They'll be right back in with that. Kiss chase.Hide
:21:39. > :21:42.and seek. They're doing that. Hide and seek. Somebody did actually
:21:42. > :21:51.propose hide and seek. Iraq would win that. Which of David Cameron's
:21:51. > :21:54.current favourite projects is coming under increasing criticism
:21:54. > :21:57.at the moment? This is the HS2 high-speed rail link between London
:21:57. > :21:59.and Birmingham. The National Audit Office has said that its based on
:21:59. > :22:02.assumptions that don't actually tally with real life and I'm
:22:02. > :22:08.guessing one of those assumptions, is the idea that anybody wants to
:22:08. > :22:12.get to Birmingham in a hurry. They keep talking about the spiralling
:22:12. > :22:19.costs and I think why build it as a spiral? Surely if they just build
:22:19. > :22:21.it flat. We should be proud of our rail network because the British
:22:21. > :22:24.rail network is fabulous. The British trains provide unparalleled
:22:24. > :22:32.views of the British countryside, often without the blurring effects
:22:32. > :22:37.of velocity. Apparently its going to cost £80 billion. And you're
:22:37. > :22:40.thinking surely it would be cheaper to find anybody who wants to get to
:22:40. > :22:46.Birmingham in a hurry and just buy them a house in Birmingham. For £80
:22:46. > :22:56.billion, you could knock down Birmingham and build it closer to
:22:56. > :23:02.London. At the end of that round the points go to Alistair, Hugh and
:23:02. > :23:06.Gary. Now Scenes We'd Like To See. If everyone can make their way over
:23:06. > :23:09.to the performance area. I'll read out this week's topics then we'll
:23:09. > :23:16.see what our panellists come up with. The first subject is Unlikely
:23:16. > :23:21.Things For A Sports Commentator To Say. And the starting pistol has
:23:21. > :23:30.gone off and Oscar Pistorius has got his arms in the air, claiming
:23:30. > :23:34.his innocence already. It's good news here in Flushing Meadows.
:23:34. > :23:41.Murray has broken Djokovic, both legs, one arm, he won't recover
:23:41. > :23:51.from that. Clearly that's a dive by Tom Daley. AS ADRIAN CHILES. So its
:23:51. > :23:54.one-all at half-time, and sorry, I'm finding it hard to concentrate
:23:54. > :24:00.here. Gareth Southgate has had me in absolute stitches. And that's an
:24:00. > :24:10.unfortunate wardrobe malfunction for the Ukrainian woman shot putter.
:24:10. > :24:19.As a bollock pops out. Do you know I've completely forgotten when
:24:19. > :24:24.England won the World Cup. 130 kilograms, this would be a world
:24:24. > :24:34.record. But this small Peruvian is determined to swallow it and get it
:24:34. > :24:37.through customs. And as he approaches the corner at 200mph,
:24:37. > :24:48.they really need to check out this cyclist for drugs. And as a mark of
:24:48. > :24:58.respect the Great Britain water polo team will be wearing armbands.
:24:58. > :25:10.Croquet does not get better than this. My watch has three additional
:25:10. > :25:17.minutes. Don't buy a Rolex from a street market. Hello, I'm Michael
:25:17. > :25:27.Owen. Welcome to the millions of you watching on BT Sport. And he's
:25:27. > :25:35.got four off one ball. That's a lot of children that Lance Armstrong
:25:36. > :25:39.has fathered. And the sumo wrestler grunts as his opponent enters the
:25:39. > :25:49.ring. I'm pretty sure that move is illegal. It's 1:30 and the covers
:25:49. > :25:58.are still on. Kevin Pietersen simply won't get out of fucking bed.
:25:58. > :26:01.And Tiger Woods is going for his third hole of the afternoon. Surely
:26:01. > :26:09.by now he should have left the hotel. And welcome to the 2020
:26:09. > :26:21.Tokyo Olympics Sailing Competition. Oh, Godzilla! OK, the next topic is
:26:21. > :26:29.Commercials That Never Made It To Air. I wipe my arse with Colgate.
:26:29. > :26:38.And now I've got a ring of confidence. If it tastes like
:26:38. > :26:40.butter, and spreads straight from the fridge, you've probably had a
:26:40. > :26:51.power cut. Condoms. Because if the fridge, you've probably had a
:26:51. > :27:08.she'd sleep with you, she'd sleep with anyone. Ryanair. Because I'm
:27:08. > :27:12.worth shit. As Leader of the Labour party, I always like to look my
:27:12. > :27:17.best. It's very important to me to have a smooth finish. Which is why
:27:17. > :27:24.I use the Mach 4. As I often say, that was a close shave, wasn't it,
:27:24. > :27:31.Gromit?' Frosties. They're all right. New BG from Garnier
:27:31. > :27:40.exfoliates, hydrates, epilates, urinates. Probably not that last
:27:40. > :27:54.one. Unlimited minutes, texts, and music downloads. Yes, It's our new
:27:54. > :28:08.Twat On A Train tariff. Have a break, have a wank. Maybe she's
:28:08. > :28:13.born with it. In which case, I probably shouldn't take the piss.
:28:13. > :28:21.Bekele has to walk five hours every day for fresh water. Maybe that's
:28:21. > :28:34.why she ought to be thinking about the new Mazda. Coco Chanel. Tastes
:28:34. > :28:45.horrible, I'm sticking to Horlicks. Lidl. Because life didn't work out
:28:45. > :28:55.as you planned. I'm Kevin Bacon doing an ad on British TV. What
:28:55. > :28:58.happened?! Have you got that bloated uncomfortable feeling in
:28:58. > :29:15.your stomach? Then try going for a shit. The DFS furniture sale is...
:29:15. > :29:19.Not currently on. This Christmas get Mock The Week on DVD. Featuring
:29:20. > :29:24.all the regulars. And coming up this week Andy Parsons. Well.
:29:24. > :29:33.Milton Jones. Mm. And don't forget Micky Flanagan. East end of London.
:29:33. > :29:41.Not forgetting Chris Addison. At the end of that round, the points
:29:41. > :29:45.go to Alistair, Hugh and Gary. And that's the end of the show. This
:29:45. > :29:51.week's winners are Andy Parsons, Hal Cruttenden and Miles Jupp.
:29:51. > :29:57.Commiserations to Alistair McGowan, Hugh Dennis and Gary Delaney.
:29:57. > :30:00.Thanks for watching. I'm Dara O Briain. Good night.