0:00:00 > 0:00:03And then I looked after some twins
0:00:03 > 0:00:05for a lovely couple in Richmond.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Unfortunately he died recently.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10He had a heart attack on a trip to Paris.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Oh, I love Paris!
0:00:12 > 0:00:15So, when can you start?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- Oh.- I mean, the sooner the better, really, for me. I mean,
0:00:17 > 0:00:21I know this sounds ridiculous, but if you could start this afternoon,
0:00:21 > 0:00:22that would, that would be great.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Look, I...I know that's ridiculous.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29- Is it? Is that ridiculous? - What, to start now?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31No! No, no, no.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34No, this afternoon. Unless you CAN start now?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Shouldn't I meet the kids first, or...?
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Whatever you want. Meet them, don't meet them.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45HEAVY KNOCKING AT DOOR Jesus Christ! Is that the door?!
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- This is my boyfriend, Luke. - Oh, hi.- Nice house.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- How much does that painting cost? - I don't know.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02A lot of nice houses round here, aren't there?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- You coming or what? - Uh, sorry, we have to go.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18So, when can you meet the kids?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26No, she didn't turn up. I can't believe it.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28She was perfect in every way, apart from not turning up.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Now we're going to be late for school again!
0:01:31 > 0:01:35I just... Paul, I don't know how much more of this I can take.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38It's just... In. It's just too much for me.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40It's just too much for me, Paul.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Just, it's too much.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45It's a bit early, isn't it? I'll just have a Pimm's.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Oh, it sounds like hell.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52I'm so sorry I had to come on this bloody stag.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Do you want me to come home?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56No. No, no, no, no.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- Don't come home.- I'll come home. - No, no. No, really, don't.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- I'm coming home. I'm going to come home.- No, don't be silly!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Put those down. Don't be silly.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07No, look, you need me and that's that.
0:02:07 > 0:02:12- I'm going to come home.- Well, if you're serious, it would be amazing.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15But if I can't come home,
0:02:15 > 0:02:17what's the next best thing I could do?
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Oh, I know!- No. No, no, no, no. Don't send your parents.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24They don't help. They do not help, Paul.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29- 'What? Eh?'- Paul?- 'Julia?'
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Paul, I said don't send your parents.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33It would be an absolute disaster.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- 'Julia.'- Paul!
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Julia, the reception here is shit.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40I didn't catch any of what you just said, but if you can hear me,
0:02:40 > 0:02:44don't worry, I'm going to call my parents.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Julia.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Hey, did you put mint in this?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02JULIA GROWLS IN FRUSTRATION
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Morning!- Oh, gangway!- Can't talk!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Morning.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14In, in, in.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Sorry, sorry, sorry, I know it's past nine!
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Can I just sneak them through?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Bye-bye, love you, love you, bye.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24DOOR BUZZES
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- I'm going to have to mark them down as late.- Oh, no, please!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28They can't get another late this term,
0:03:28 > 0:03:29it's just so upsetting for Ivy.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- I have to put them in the book. - Please don't do that.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Look, please don't open the book.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Don't pick up the pen! Just put the pen down!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Stop writing! - I have to put them in the book.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. OK. Well, thank you very much.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45You've been so kind. I hope you have a marvellous day.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Nice jumper.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Just take whatever you want.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Anything left over is going to the charity shop. Trevor.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Could I get a latte? - Only if you're good.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- You'll never get away with that, Anne.- Oh, God, I was, I was joking!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Two doughnuts, please.- Sure.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23You need to get them into Breakfast Club, miss the traffic that way.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Breakfast club? What's that?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Just what it sounds like. You can drop them off at eight.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I'm trying to get Charlie in on it.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31He's having his half eight poo in school, I'm back in bed.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33What, they give him breakfast?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Cor, that is great! I hate doing breakfast!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- My kids never know what they want. - What, you ask them?- Yeah, don't you?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42No! Just put a bowl of cornflakes in front of them.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43They're not gourmets.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Charlie would eat a bowl of Lego if I put it in front of him.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50God, yeah, why did I ever think I had to ask them?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Great, so how do you get into Breakfast Club, then?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54You need to speak to Mrs Lamb, she sorts it all out.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Oh! I love this!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Well, don't get too excited, it's last season.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Which teacher is Mrs Lamb again? - No, she's the sour cow in reception.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Can I have this?- Oh!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07No. I don't think so.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Why not?- Well, I can't give everything away.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12There'll be nothing left for the charity shop,
0:05:12 > 0:05:14and it's for cancer.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Tell you what, I'll give you a tenner for cancer,
0:05:19 > 0:05:21and I'll throw in my coat
0:05:21 > 0:05:23for even more cancer.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24That's not a bad deal.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Great!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Oh, yeah, Mrs Lamb's the man. Breakfast club, Homework Club.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Oh, God! I was sort of offish with her earlier.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39How bad was it? Was it anything you could walk back?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Well, I said that she was very helpful and I said, "Nice jumper."
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Shit. She responds well to gifts.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49I got her a St Tropez kit for her birthday and now Charlie's allowed
0:05:49 > 0:05:50back on school trips.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I feel a bit sorry for her.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- See her around the place on her own a lot.- Here comes trouble.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59You're looking at a free man, ladies.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- What do you mean?- Jill's gone to her mother's with the kids.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Oh, no, what's happened?
0:06:04 > 0:06:09Oh, nothing. It's just a thing she has to do from time to time.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11When she's had enough of me.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13When I'm driving her up the walls.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- She just says, "Aaaargh!..." - HE FORCES A CHUCKLE
0:06:16 > 0:06:19"..I can't take it!" and scarpers, so...
0:06:19 > 0:06:22What are you guys doing for the weekend?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- A few friends have invited me to Milan.- Have they?
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- No!- I've got my in-laws coming.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Oh. I call my in-laws "the outlaws". - HE CHUCKLES
0:06:34 > 0:06:36But not really.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Well, then, it looks like I've got a weekend to myself doing boy stuff in
0:06:39 > 0:06:42the man cave. Could be worse.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Actually sounds pretty good to me.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Right, well, I better go and pick them up.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'm having to bloody work from home today because they don't understand
0:06:50 > 0:06:52"key under flowerpot".
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- See you, troops.- Bye.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59You done your hair or something?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02I might have treated myself to a wash.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Whatever you did, it's working.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I should wash myself more often.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I can't park here. Wait there, I'll bring the car around.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- We're coming, we're coming. - No, no, don't!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Wait a minute, we haven't got all the bags. Where...?- Where? Oh!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Oh, for goodness' sake! Look! - CAR HORN BLASTS
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Oh, God!- Julia. - HE LAUGHS
0:07:33 > 0:07:34- Oh!- Come on, come on.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Where's my paper, my newspaper? - Oh, Geoff, please!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- I left it on the...- Stay there.- Yes. Go on, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Oh, look! Look, I've got it.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Oh, for goodness' sake. Come on then, let's go.- All right.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- CAR HORN HONKS - Whoa!- Oh!- Jesus...
0:07:55 > 0:07:57CAR HORNS BLARE
0:07:58 > 0:08:00HE CHUCKLES
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Oh. The cavalry have arrived.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- There you go. - What's this?- Closing early.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Only throw them away otherwise. - Oh! Thanks.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Yes, thank you. She's letting you through, Julia.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35She's letting you through.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Thank you, Elizabeth. Yes, I know what this means.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Oh! Oh! - HORN HONKS
0:08:40 > 0:08:43She thinks you're waving her through now.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Yes. Yes, sorry, you go, you go!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57How are my two darlings?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00They're not in the car, Elizabeth. They're at school, remember?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Oh. Yes, of course.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- You all right in the back there, Geoff?- I am, thank you, Julia.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Do you know who used to live here?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Who?- Michael Caine.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Michael Caine, really? He used to live in Queens Park?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15No, no, no, no. London.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Did you get anything nice for Christmas?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- They're not in the car. - Oh. Yes.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Oh, where are they? - They're at school.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Oh, yes. Oh, careful with that one,
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Julia! We don't want to break it, do we?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Do you want to take your coats off? - No, I'm a bit cold.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Oh, I can put the heating on.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43No, no, I'll just keep my coat on.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47How about a nice cup of tea and a catch-up?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Oh. OK, you want tea.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Great, I'll put the kettle on.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54You want one, Geoff?
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- Huh? Oh. Only if you're putting the kettle on.- I am, yeah.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Actually, could I have a coffee, rather?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Coffee? Absolutely.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Have you got a small piece of bread?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I haven't had breakfast.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Just the heel will be fine.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Just the heel?- Yes.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Don't waste a proper slice.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I thought it might be fun if you guys picked up the kids from school.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Surprise them. I've got a bit of work to get on with.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33You could take my car.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Oh, I don't like driving in London.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- I'll ask Geoff.- Toilet's broken.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- No, don't!- Julia was wondering if we could pick up the children from
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- school.- Oh, well, I'd better get on with the toilet.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Especially if I'm not going to miss the rugby.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Don't worry about the toilet. - It's all right.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Um, yes, best we don't.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Oh, before you go, Julia,
0:10:55 > 0:10:58could you get out a deckchair so I can sit in the garden?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23SHE YELPS IN PAIN
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Leaving us, Barbara?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Can you take me with you? SHE CHUCKLES
0:11:44 > 0:11:48I mean, they can't even make a cup of tea themselves.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51They would die of dehydration if I didn't come home.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- Bless them.- And they're so cheap, won't let anything go to waste.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Geoff even ate a rancid mango today, rather than throw it away.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03My dad drives two miles further away from the local shop
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- to get cheaper bin bags. - How old?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08How old? I don't know, Kevin.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- Late 60s?- That's a lovely age.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Can I... can I meet them? - What?- Can I meet them?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16You want to meet my husband's parents?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Why?- I love old people.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20I used to work with old people when I was at uni.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Best years of my life.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27People tell me I'm very much like an old person sometimes.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29No. That's weird, Kevin.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- What are you doing? - I just got flirted at again.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Flirted at by who?- Trevor.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- He winked at me.- Oh, my God!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42This cafe is the only place I have now,
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- and you are going to make it weird. - How am I going to make it weird?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Oh, for God's sake!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Geoff? I got your Rennies.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Oh, thank you.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Oh, now, don't you worry about this, Julia.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06I managed to turn the water off eventually.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11But I did remember to fill up the kettle, so if you wouldn't mind just
0:13:11 > 0:13:13going and popping it on, eh?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Geoff. Geoff, will I tell her or do you want to tell her?
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Just tell me, Elizabeth. You tell me before I execute both of you!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Well, we were going to save it till Paul got home, but...
0:13:22 > 0:13:26- Sit down, Julia. - I don't want to sit down.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Well, Paul has told us how difficult you're finding things at the moment,
0:13:29 > 0:13:32you know, since your mother stopped doing everything for you,
0:13:32 > 0:13:36and we've seen first hand how overwhelmed you are.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38So we've decided...
0:13:39 > 0:13:41..to move back to London!
0:13:42 > 0:13:44So we won't be just at the end of a phone any more,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47we'll be right here all the time.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51You'll be able to sit back and let us take care of everything.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Elizabeth? It's time for my pill.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- Oh.- Where are my pills? - Oh, eh... Oh, they're in the car.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- I'll get them.- I'll get them!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I need something anyway! I'll get the pills!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09SHE GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Barbara!
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Have you seen this? Somebody must have...
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I ran over as soon as I...
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Never mind.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I know, I'll get, I'll get Paul to put it back,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30as soon as he's home from his stag.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32How did they do that?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34It was buried!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Very deep.- Desperate people are capable of anything, Barbara!
0:14:41 > 0:14:43'You've called the Brady residence.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45'Please leave a short message after the beep.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48'Or, if you like, you can message me at Tumblr.'
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Hi, Kevin.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52'If you're still at a loose end...'
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Hello!- Hi, Kevin.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59I have reached the limits of my endurance.
0:14:59 > 0:15:04I am taking them out to eat, so if the offer
0:15:04 > 0:15:08still stands, could you please come and do some geriatric whispering?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11I'd love to! 'When do you want me? Now?'
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I could come now. Would you like me to come now?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Do you know what? Let's go out, let's go out to eat.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- What? Where?- To a...to a restaurant.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Oh, whose birthday is it? - No, it's no-one 's birthday.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26What will I wear?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Just... What?! Just, just casual, casual clothes.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31I'm not sure I've got any casual clothes.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Geoff, Geoff, we're going out.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Oooh! Spit that out! That is not a biscuit!
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- Geoff, is this your hearing aid?! - Oh, there it is!
0:15:42 > 0:15:44We're going out!
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Julia, why did you let him put my hearing aid in his mouth?
0:15:56 > 0:15:59This was the best one I ever had, you know, and...
0:15:59 > 0:16:01well, now I can't hear a thing.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Elizabeth, say something.
0:16:04 > 0:16:09Testing, testing, testing Geoff's hearing aid.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Alpha, Bravo,
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Charlie, Delta, Echo.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Oh, there's Kevin!
0:16:20 > 0:16:23GEOFF SCREAMS Geoff! Geoff, it's OK.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25It's my friend. This is my friend.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Hello.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Geoff and Elizabeth. Got it.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Weren't names lovely in the past?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- What do you mean?- Hmm?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43What do you mean, in the past?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Oh, I see. It's almost like I'm saying you belong in the past.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- I'm not at all. - We're here now, aren't we?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51We're not dead yet.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55No, indeed. Very much still with us, and thank goodness for that.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01Ooh, these are heated seats, aren't they, Julia?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03You're spoiling the back-seat boys here.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Isn't she, Geoff? Do you feel that, Geoff?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Lovely and warm.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12It's lovely and warm, the seats.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Warm your bum up!
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- Oh!- Are you all right, Geoffrey? - What are you doing to him, Kevin?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I'm... I'm not doing anything to him.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31I thought you said you were like Paul O'Grady with old people?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34I just got off on the wrong foot. I'll win them over, don't worry.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Would you like children's menus? - Yes. No!
0:17:38 > 0:17:42I will choose for them. They will have...
0:17:42 > 0:17:43fish pie.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Oh, dear.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51- Oh, no.- Is there something about the menu that bothers you, Elizabeth?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Well, is there anything other than fish?- Are you...?
0:17:56 > 0:18:00- Why didn't you say before? - Well, I didn't want to be a bother.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Excuse me, excuse me. I'm so sorry. Is there something that's not fish?
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Uh, well, it's a fish restaurant. - I know it's a fish restaurant.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11The surf and turf, we can take away the...surf.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15- Elizabeth, they have steak.- I don't like steak.- She doesn't like steak.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17It's all very expensive.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21I'll just have the breadsticks.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Geoff. Geoff? Do you think you should just have a main?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Skip the starter because of your indigestion?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Yes, yes, I'll have a starter.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- What do they have?- Get some lovely grub in there.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Who is he?- This is Kevin.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Mrs Lamb over there.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Oh, yes. On her own again, poor thing.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Excuse me, excuse me. Hi, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49See that woman over there? I'll pick up her bill.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- You can tell her.- Oh, OK, OK.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- Hello! A lovely place!- Lovely to see you all.- How are you?
0:19:07 > 0:19:11- Nice to meet you. Thank you very much.- How are you?
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Can we have the wine list please?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26HE SLURPS NOISILY
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Oh.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34I don't believe it!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Everyone's been talking about her like she's a recluse.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40It's like Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway over there.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Excuse me, look,
0:19:43 > 0:19:47can you, can you tell me again how you know my daughter?
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Who are you?- Well, we...
0:19:52 > 0:19:57I don't want to say more than friends, but we are very close.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04GEOFF GROANS
0:20:06 > 0:20:07HE BURPS
0:20:16 > 0:20:19I think it's your pilot light that's the problem.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Right. Well, it's not worked properly since you installed it.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- Oh, really?- Yeah, really.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Well, I'm sorry about that.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Nice coat.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- Jesus, you reek!- Yeah, but I've been working, ain't I?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42You've been fixing a boiler, not wrestling a BO machine.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48- No, no, no, no!- What? - Leave it on. The coat.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50- What?!- Leave it on.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- KIDS' VOICES IN BACKGROUND - Oh! Stop! Stop! The kids!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- Daddy!- Hello, mate!
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Look at you, eh? What are we going to do with you, eh?
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- What about this?! Who-o-o-oaa! - LAUGHTER
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Don't shake him like a can of Coke, Lee!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- You don't have to mop up the mess.- Daddy, stop!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Whoo! You going to throw up for Mummy? Throw up for Mummy, go on!
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- LEE LAUGHS - Are you going to throw up for Mummy?
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Oh, come back here.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20What's been happening? You good? Yeah?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22HE LAUGHS
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- I didn't want fish pie. - That's all there is, OK?
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Shush it down. Hello, yes, I just want to make it absolutely clear
0:21:29 > 0:21:34that I'm only getting dinner for her, not for everybody else.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Right, but that puts me in a very uncomfortable position.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Ah, it's a lobster.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Can you tell her?- Me tell her that I'm not paying for the meal?
0:21:42 > 0:21:45No, that would... You tell her!
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Look, just subtract her meal from the bill and then point at me like
0:21:50 > 0:21:52you did the first time, then she'll know,
0:21:52 > 0:21:56and...and it won't look like we're suddenly changing our minds.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- We're changing our minds?- Yes, yes, yes, yeah, because you're
0:21:59 > 0:22:02part of it, because you agreed to make the offer in the first place.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06This is the only way. Don't bail on me now.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16And there's no "you left the seat up" politics,
0:22:16 > 0:22:18because I now pee sitting down.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21I don't know why more men don't do it.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Geoff? Oh, he, he's asleep.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Who is this man, Julia?
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Uh, excuse me. Didn't you say that you were paying for dinner?
0:22:41 > 0:22:45- Yes, yes.- Yeah, well, he's saying you didn't.- Oh!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48JULIA FORCES A LAUGH There's been...
0:22:48 > 0:22:52I think you've misunderstood me.
0:22:52 > 0:22:57I definitely do want to pay for the whole dinner, not just her.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Sorry, I obviously didn't make that clear.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Thank you.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21No! No!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27They're wonderful!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32LIQUID TINKLING
0:23:34 > 0:23:36DRY THUD OF TOILET FLUSHER
0:23:38 > 0:23:40JULIA: Oh, God!
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Hi! Bye!
0:23:46 > 0:23:50240 quid that cost me. How did YOU manage it?
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Oh, you know, I have my ways. Anyway, back to bed. See you later.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55See you.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58BELL RINGS
0:24:03 > 0:24:07TO HERSELF: Go on. Get inside.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Don't want to miss your train.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- Oh! Hang on a minute! Hang on! - Oh, no!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Look, I'll let you know how the house-hunting goes, but in the
0:24:17 > 0:24:21meantime, any time it gets too much for you, you know what to do.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23You bet I do.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- Bye.- Come on, come on!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29HE CHUCKLES
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Have you got the tickets?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- What?- Have you got the tickets?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- What?- Oh! Geoff, never mind, never mind!
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Get in there! Get in!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Get in the station!
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Yes! SHE SIGHS IN RELIEF
0:24:48 > 0:24:49TYRES SCREECH
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Hi.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05- It's happened again. - Aw, thanks!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Hello, Kevin.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- Amanda!- What's going on with you two?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- Are you lost?- No, I was just passing.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- It's private. I can't. - Holy shit, it's Anne!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Why's she got all those kids?
0:25:47 > 0:25:50She's part of the car pool now for school drops.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Car pool? Why don't we have a car pool? That would really help me.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56I got terribly into driftwood crafting after my early menopause.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Well, what you lost in oestrogen,
0:25:58 > 0:26:00you definitely made up for in hobbies.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03You haven't said anything to Anne, have you?
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Oh, no. God, no.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07You were on the make the whole time, Julia.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09The only reason you're here tonight is because you wanted something.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11No! Well, yeah.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Johnny wanted to take control of his jealousy.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- Are we even friends? - What?!
0:26:15 > 0:26:19He's horribly jealous, but at the same time
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- he enjoys watching me with another man.- Of course.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Wha...what?