0:00:02 > 0:00:04I know you're in there.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07SHE KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:00:09 > 0:00:11I don't want anything.
0:00:11 > 0:00:12Mother!
0:00:14 > 0:00:19Anyway, I just want to say that I found a nanny, a wonderful nanny.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22I think you'd really like her. I mean, she's a lot like you.
0:00:22 > 0:00:26She's just much, much younger than you, but, God, she's so great!
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Erm, I just wanted to say that I'm...
0:00:31 > 0:00:32I'm sorry.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38I mean, I'm not sorry for anything that I've done, cos obviously you really landed me in it,
0:00:38 > 0:00:42but I'm sorry that we live in a patriarchy and that modern economics is skewed in favour of men.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I'm sorry that our generation are so reliant on our parents as a result.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47So, I am sorry for the system.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I apologise for the system!
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Which I have to say that your generation is almost entirely responsible for.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I'm not laying that on you, Mum.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Mum?
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Anyway, I'm sorry.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Thank you, Julia.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17You know, when me and your dad started off, I was in the same position.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21I didn't feel listened to...
0:01:22 > 0:01:23See you later!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Love you, love you!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Oh, hey, just quickly, erm,
0:01:34 > 0:01:37I got the clothes that they seem to have grown out of and I separated
0:01:37 > 0:01:38out the ones that, you know,
0:01:38 > 0:01:40might have a bit of sentimental value,
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- but I just took the rest to Oxfam. I hope that's OK.- OK?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46That's wonderful!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49I mean, maybe you could do the same with my bra drawer. That would be great.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- You're classic, mate, honestly. - Oh, did you put those there?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55That's...lovely. Photographs of me with the children
0:01:55 > 0:01:57on a heart tree metal thing, not in a drawer.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00God, you are wonderful!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Oh, you all are, obviously my children are wonderful, but you are great.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06You are great!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Go! All right? You're going to be late!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Is that almond or apricot?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Oh, hi, Lindsey, sorry to bother you, are you OK?
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Oh, it's a message. Sorry, I'm being really stupid!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Erm, I was just phoning because, erm,
0:02:24 > 0:02:28I'd love to put the kids to bed tonight, so if you could keep them up for me, that would be great.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29OK. Love you.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31No! Sorry!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34"Love you." What am I like?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36OK, bye.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Oh, you, you go ahead, I'm still, erm, choosing.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46OK, yeah, thanks, Camilla.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Yeah, bye.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- You did it.- Of course I did it.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- He's going to host? - We've got Hammond.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55He's definitely out of hospital, yeah?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Ha-ha! Yeah, he's out of hospital.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02You're killing it this month.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Oh, my God, I've totally caught up. It's Lindsey.- Lindsey?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Oh, my new nanny. I mean, she's just the business.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10She is, God, she's super-smart, she's such a laugh,
0:03:10 > 0:03:13she's so on it and she knows all these little life hacks that just make my life so...
0:03:13 > 0:03:16I mean, if you're going to have someone in your house, you know, who you don't know,
0:03:16 > 0:03:18you've got to have a laugh, haven't you?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I mean, like, this morning, Liz...
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Lindsey was... This is her sense of humour, OK?
0:03:22 > 0:03:23So, the kids, they found this...
0:03:23 > 0:03:25SHE CHUCKLES
0:03:25 > 0:03:28They found this dead frog in the garden and Liz...
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Lindsey picked it up and she was about to...
0:03:31 > 0:03:35OK, great stuff. Whatever it is you're doing, just keep doing it, Julia.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Great!- OK?- Thanks, Andrew.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Charlie, your shoes. Charlie, your shoes!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- You all right? - I'm all right.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00You, erm, got rid of that coat?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Didn't suit me.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04You look knackered.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Cheers.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08You've had your eyebrows done.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- Debbie Louise threaded them at her spa.- Really?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Very Shane Warne.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Raargh!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20All right, come on, get your shoes on. Go, go, go, go, go!
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Come on, mate!
0:04:30 > 0:04:33So, erm, listen, we've got to talk about when Debbie Louise has the baby,
0:04:33 > 0:04:38I'm going to, erm, have to reduce child maintenance for obvious reasons.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Oh, yeah, about that,
0:04:39 > 0:04:44I think you forgot to tell the CSA about the wage increase you had in January.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Yeah, but don't worry, easy fix. I went to the Citizens Advice Bureau
0:04:47 > 0:04:50and they said you've been underpaying me for the last 13 months,
0:04:50 > 0:04:52so, backdated, that's 1,800 quid.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Oh, and watch out for Charlie.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56He drank all of the baby's lactulose,
0:04:56 > 0:04:59so he might have a bit of diarrhoea in about four hours.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Have a good time, kid!
0:05:01 > 0:05:02- See you Sunday!- Hang on...
0:05:07 > 0:05:10I just don't see what's so complicated.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13You write a message in here, and everyone who's in the channel can see it.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17It just means we can keep track of conversations better.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Why can't we just use WhatsApp? Amanda always said it was simplest.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Well, Amanda's not around any more, is she?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24And I'm afraid she's wrong, anyway,
0:05:24 > 0:05:28because WhoZis is much easier to use than WhatsApp.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- I like Facebook.- WhoZis is much cleverer than Facebook.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33It has channels.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Look, it's, it's...
0:05:35 > 0:05:36So simple.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Say you want to talk about, I don't know, baking.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44You post it in the cakes channel.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Then if you're not interested in baking,
0:05:45 > 0:05:48you just press remove to take you out of it.
0:05:48 > 0:05:53That way, you won't get bombarded with notifications about cakes.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Oh, has everyone remembered to turn on their notifications?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- How do you do that? - It's in settings.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00It's... It's so simple.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Is this why no-one's been replying to me about the Pistachios protest?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07It's still not a breast-feeding friendly cafe, guys.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Hello, everyone. Budge up, Kevin.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Listen, now, I don't think we should do the Pistachios protest.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- What? Why?- Because it's a business and businesses bring wealth to the
0:06:17 > 0:06:19community. We can't be telling businesses what to do, guys.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Is that your Daily Mail there, Anne?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23No, that's mine. Do you want it?
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Excuse me.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Liz, Liz.- I'm not going over there, Kevin.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Socket's here. I like to be beside the socket.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- I'm charging.- But you're by the toilets,
0:06:37 > 0:06:39and you keep getting the breeze from the door.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42I like being by the toilets and I like the breeze from the door.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- I like it here.- Yeah.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50You're missing out. We've just shared a croissant between three of us.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- How have you been, Kevin? - Oh, great, great.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Might be going back to work soon.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Oh. Oh, that's great, I guess.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- How did that happen?- You know how Jill and I have been seeing someone
0:07:03 > 0:07:06about Jill's... Not unhappiness, that's too strong a...
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Her melancholy, let's say.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11No, even that...
0:07:11 > 0:07:12- Her sorrow?- Anyway.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17Anyway, our counsellor thought we needed to shake things up,
0:07:17 > 0:07:20so Jill's going to go back to being a full-time mum and I'm...
0:07:20 > 0:07:22I'm going to go back to work.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I'm actually really looking forward to it.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I'm so glad we started seeing that counsellor,
0:07:28 > 0:07:30even though everything was fine and we didn't need to.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- How are you?- I'm all right.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Seen Julia?- Oh, Kevin, stop asking.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38PHONE BUZZES
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Oh, no, Anne!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42This should be in the school channel.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Can you delete and repost?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47How do you delete?
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Oh, shit.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00DOORBELL RINGS
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Lindsey! Lindsey, sorry, I forgot my keys!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09DOORBELL RINGS
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Lindsey?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18TEXT ALERT
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Oh, hey, so sorry, Julia.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Oh, don't be silly. Don't you remember I asked if you'd, erm,
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- keep them up for me?- Yeah, I know,
0:08:55 > 0:08:58it's just I didn't want to break their routine, so...
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Oh, right, OK, it's just that... I thought you said that you would.
0:09:00 > 0:09:05- Never mind.- Yeah, yeah. Oh, hey, Monday I have my aromatherapy course,
0:09:05 > 0:09:06so, would you be able to do school pick-up?
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Oh, yeah, great.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Oh, Julia? That's not where we leave bags now.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13- Oh, right, sorry.- OK.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Sorry, hate leaving messages.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I won't ramble, I promise.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Nothing worse than that.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30Goodness, some of the long, rambling messages I've heard in my time, I don't know.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35Erm... Just, just wanted to check, Anne,
0:09:35 > 0:09:39if you saw the post I put up about an hour ago.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Eye-opening, to say the least.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45It actually says, erm...
0:09:45 > 0:09:46E-MAIL ALERT
0:09:48 > 0:09:50It, it actually, erm...
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Erm... Oh, bugger off!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56A stroke?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59What, that lovely caretaker man that used to open the gate?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- When did that happen? - A couple of weeks ago.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Oh, God, poor, erm...
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Oh.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07- Tommy.- Tommy, yeah, Tommy.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Was there a funeral?- Well, hopefully not. He's still alive.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11It was just a mild stroke.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13He is happily recuperating in St Dominic's.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Did you not get my message? You should have got a WhoZis alert.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Oh, that's what that was. Yeah, I got about 12 of those.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20One just said "Cake".
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Oh, that's because you've got to remove yourself from the cake channel.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Is that why we're all jammed up here?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Yes, it's a bit of a makeshift system till he gets back.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35I know it's my fault, but I'm going to have to mark you all down as late.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Bye.- Bye.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Don't worry about Liz. She doesn't hold a grudge.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48She just sometimes finds it hard to let go of resentment.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50That's literally what holding a grudge means.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53You just said she didn't hold a grudge and then you just described a grudge.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02See you, Kevin.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Oh, did...? Did you see Julia back there, Liz?- Kevin!
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- I just th-think she'd love it... - Kevin, drop it, all right?
0:11:16 > 0:11:20The only team Julia is on is Team Julia.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22I don't need any more users in my life.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- I'm doing a purge.- She's just been under a lot of stress.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Oh, bloody hell, Kevin, you're exhausting.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30No... Don't we all need to try and make the best of things?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32What, should we all just give up?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I've just found out I've got a job interview on Wednesday.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I don't want to go back to work.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38I've fucked myself.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I've fucked myself in the arse.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I've fucked myself right up the arse.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45But we just have to make the best of it.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47All right, sweary Mary!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Sorry. The baby didn't hear, did he?
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Do you have to do the interview?
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Yes. It's... It's complicated.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56I have to at least look willing.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Do the interview. Just don't get the job.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I've not got hundreds of jobs. It's not as hard as you think.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Oh, I don't know. I'm not good at things like that.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05You don't have to do much, just do something weird.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Like what? - Winking.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Try winking at them. That's how I got out of jury service.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Hi, Lindsey. I'm working from home this afternoon.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22What's all...? Who are all these...? CHATTER
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Excuse me.- Hello. - Hey, just a sec.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Hi, Jules. Erm, oh, did you pick up any milk?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Erm, no, no, I thought that we had... Never mind.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34You could pick some up on your way in tomorrow.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- I could get some later, or... - Thanks. That would be amazing.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Thanks. Now, listen, I was thinking 3.30. Yeah.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42OK, well, thanks.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45I'll, erm, I'll just get on with my work, or...
0:12:53 > 0:12:55..Talking to the mothers like this, I think your child...
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Oh, sorry!
0:13:01 > 0:13:02- Hi, Mum. - Hi, kids.- Hi.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- BABY FUSSES - Sh!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29CHATTER AND LAUGHTER FROM KITCHEN
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Jesus!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Can't we just use e-mail? I really think e-mail is the best way to go.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Hi, hi, hi. Sorry to interrupt.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54Erm, I, I've bought a card for the caretaker bloke.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58- It just seemed that no-one... - No, yes, yes, I tried to organise this.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01It's under "card" in the collections channel.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Anne, did you not get that message?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I deleted it. I deleted the app.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- You deleted the app?- Yeah, I did. - Anne, for goodness' sake.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11ALL TALK AT ONCE Sorry...
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Could someone sign the ruddy card? SILENCE
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Thanks.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23DOORBELL CHIMES
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Hiya.- Oh!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Hello.- Have you got a minute?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Oh, she's great. Oh, God, the kids love her.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42She's so funny. She actually reminds me a bit of me.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43What can I do for you, Julia?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Oh, yeah, I thought you might want to sign the card for Tommy.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49School caretaker. They said he'd had a stroke.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Right. Oh.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Oh, my God. Look how much room Anne's signature is taking up.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Why don't you come back to the cafe and organise a new card?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59This is what you're good at. Cards and...
0:15:02 > 0:15:04This stuff. I mean, I'm totally out of my depth here.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07No-one's organising anything, I mean, he's...
0:15:07 > 0:15:09No-one's even visited him.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12If Kevin or Anne want to organise a present, I'd be happy to contribute.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Amanda, no-one respects Kevin, and Anne is nuts.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Come on, this is what you're good at, organising shit,
0:15:16 > 0:15:21you know, getting ladies to do...stuff for a good cause.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24You know why I can't go back.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Because of the squaddie? Everybody's forgotten about that.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29That's yesterday's news.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32I mean, God! Way more exciting things have happened since then.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Tanya got refused planning permission for a side return, they might have to move.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Yeah, everyone's still talking about the threesome, but who cares?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I care.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Julia, I am a very private person.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Very discreet.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Unlike someone like Anne, who will blabbermouth about anything.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54You know she told everyone how much my kitchen cost.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57If she hadn't literally just had a breast reduction that week,
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- I would have had it out with her. - Anne's had a breast reduction?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02I was told that in confidence, though.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Anyway, I am not giving them the satisfaction.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Oh, come on, Amanda, you are wasted just sitting around here.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Why do you care, Julia?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13I've never seen you give two craps about anything that doesn't benefit you.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16That's not...
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Why don't you just go and visit him yourself?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21I'm sure he'd appreciate that, at least.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Sorry, Peter should be with us shortly,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32he's just dealing with a disciplinary thing with some parents.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35We can start the interview now, if that's OK with you.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- No problem at all. - OK. So, first things first,
0:16:38 > 0:16:41I see you've had experience with year fives before.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Yeah. It was great.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Mainly maths and a bit of science.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54KNOCK AT DOOR Come in.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00OK, so I'll just go so you can pop your top off
0:17:00 > 0:17:03and leave your clothes on the chair.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- I won't be popping my top off. - OK, you can use a...
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Liz, what are you doing here?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11I'm phoning Lee.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14It's lunchtime, I suppose he might be up.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY - This is...nice. What's this?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Rainforest Sounds, Volume One.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Can't beat the rainforest's early stuff.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Do you think people who live in rainforests never get angry?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Well, I can turn it off if you want?
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Better not.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Look, sorry to come to your work.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36I have been asking to meet you for a while now.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39OK. Well, he didn't say anything.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Of course he didn't.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Look, it is what it is.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46We're in each other's lives now, our kids are going to be related.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48We have to make the best of it.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50SILENCE
0:17:56 > 0:17:57SOOTHING MUSIC STARTS AGAIN
0:17:57 > 0:18:00So, look, a few things to bear in mind with Lee.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Don't get a joint bank account with him.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Don't stop talking to your mum because of him.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Even if he makes you feel like it's you and him against the world.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Why are you telling me this?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Because it's hard having a baby.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18Don't get me wrong, it'll be the best thing that's ever happened to you, but it is hard.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22It's even harder having one with Lee, so make friends.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Make good friends.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27You're going to need them.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31I bet you're glad I kept my top on now.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Jesus, that hasn't got sugar in it, has it?- That's my decaf.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Decaf?- Well, if you haven't asked me to move up,
0:18:43 > 0:18:44I'd be sitting next to my drink, wouldn't I?
0:18:44 > 0:18:47You see, this is what happens when you start bossing people around,
0:18:47 > 0:18:51we all end up drinking each other's drinks.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53CONVERSATIONS STOP
0:19:03 > 0:19:05A latte, please. Thank you.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Budge up, Anne.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26His name was Bobby, he was about 28 years old,
0:19:26 > 0:19:30it happened a few times when Johnny and I were going through a rough patch.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37It's something we thought would bring us closer together, and in many ways it did.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38The end.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44When... When did he pop by?
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Afternoon or evening?
0:19:45 > 0:19:49Erm... Lunchtimes. Usually.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- How did you find the time? - How did Johnny get off work?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54All right, slow down.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Erm, we just made time.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57It was usually a Wednesday.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Johnny would call in sick and I would come back after the drop-off.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Don't you have the cleaner on a Wednesday?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09LAUGHTER
0:20:09 > 0:20:12What sort of thing would you get up to?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Oh, hello, Kevin, what are you doing here?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Oh, Lindsey, is there any chance you could stay a bit later tonight?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Just an extra ten minutes, extra 15 minutes?
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- Oh.- I just have to go and see someone from school, in hospital,
0:20:33 > 0:20:36and I'll be straight back. I promise I'll be back by 7.15.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40I don't think he's getting any other visitors, so...
0:20:42 > 0:20:43He's had a stroke.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47It's a bit sad.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Is... Is that OK?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Yeah, no, like... It's fine, I'd...
0:20:55 > 0:20:57I'd just love to know if this is going to become a regular thing.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Someone in school having a stroke?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I don't know. I don't think so.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Yeah, it's just, erm...
0:21:06 > 0:21:11The last family that I worked for, they used to really,
0:21:11 > 0:21:15really take the piss, and I'm not saying that's going to happen between,
0:21:15 > 0:21:18you know, us, but...
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Do you know what? Forget I said anything.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Go, have fun.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Oh, Julia.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Can you take the recycling out, please?
0:21:41 > 0:21:45Hi, Tommy, hello. Hi, I just wanted to bring you a token, it's just a...
0:21:45 > 0:21:47It's a bottle of whisky.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Mrs Lamb said it was your tipple of choice.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52And a card, it's just to say get well
0:21:52 > 0:21:56and thank you for everything that you do.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59I'm not sure exactly what it is you do do, but, I mean,
0:21:59 > 0:22:03certainly gate opening hasn't been the same since you...
0:22:03 > 0:22:04It's just a whole new system.
0:22:06 > 0:22:11And, look, I'm sorry for not saying hello or thanking you,
0:22:11 > 0:22:12it's just that I've been rushing...
0:22:18 > 0:22:20..everywhere, there's just never any time.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26But it's better now because I've got this nanny.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Erm... She's really great, I mean...
0:22:32 > 0:22:33She's a bit...
0:22:34 > 0:22:36I don't know if it's her manner
0:22:36 > 0:22:40or if it's because she's Australian, but she's abrupt.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43She... She knows what she wants. She's a powerhouse.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46A bit rude. I'm actually quite scared of her.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49I winked my head off, Liz.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52I winked during the interview, I winked after the interview.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55I think I winked more than I blinked, but nothing.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Nothing seemed to faze her.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59I mean, I like order and labels and storage solutions,
0:22:59 > 0:23:00you should see my spice cupboard.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03I mean, not now, but you should have a look when you're feeling better.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- Oh. Hiya.- Hiya.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- What are you doing here? - Same as you.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14That's not Tommy, though.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- What do you mean?- That's not Tommy.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18That's not Tommy.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21I don't know what that means.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24It's just what it means, that's not Tommy.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25All right?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28In the hospital channel it said room 12.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Oh, we're not using WhoZis any more, we're back on WhatsApp.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Oh, let him have the whisky.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Liz, I just wanted to say that you were right about me.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Do you want to go for a drink after this, or...?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- Yeah, why not. Pub? - Yeah, yeah, great.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Shit, my nanny won't want to baby...
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Do you want to come back to mine, or...?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- Yeah, OK.- Yeah.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- AMANDA:- And we enrolled you in the Whisky Of The Month Club,
0:24:02 > 0:24:04so you'll be getting one of these every month.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Oh, that's... Thank you!
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Oh, Tommy, don't mention it. We leave our kids with people every day,
0:24:10 > 0:24:12we can only hope they're with people as lovely as you.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16- Bless you.- I'm welling up here.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Thanks, everyone. I can't tell you, I really...
0:24:19 > 0:24:23I really appreciate it. I was lucky.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26I don't know if I'll get the feeling back in the left side of my body, but...
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Yes, yes, yes! I didn't get the job!
0:24:29 > 0:24:30I didn't get the stupid job!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Oh!
0:24:35 > 0:24:36She's asked me out for a drink.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Sorry, go on.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47Wait, so, you ask her to do things and she doesn't do them.
0:24:47 > 0:24:52No. Well, yes, but she did sort the Lego into sizes.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55And the Sylvanians are all dressed.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58But she gets you to make her food while she puts them to bed?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00No... Well, yes.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02But only if I'm in the kitchen at that time.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04I mean, she's great. She's just so...
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Oh, God, she's the best...
0:25:06 > 0:25:09I don't like her. I really don't like her, Liz.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12I don't know, Julia. It sounds like you don't like her.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Oh, God, what am I going to do?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17I finally found someone that can help me, I'm at work on time,
0:25:17 > 0:25:20the children have never been so clean, but it's just that she's...
0:25:20 > 0:25:22She's just a bit of a prick.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Tell her to piss the piss off.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Oh, God, that's her. Sh!
0:25:29 > 0:25:30- Hey, Lindsey, hi.- Hi.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33This is my friend Liz. This is Lindsey. Lindsey, this is Liz.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- All right.- We're just... We were just talking about how...
0:25:37 > 0:25:40We were just talking about Trump and what a bit of a prick he is.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Yeah. Well, listen, I'm off now.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47I'm going to come in an hour late tomorrow
0:25:47 > 0:25:50because obviously I had to work late tonight.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53I've left the dishes in the dishwasher this time because
0:25:53 > 0:25:57that's really not my job, and I have said that a couple of times now.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58But, guys, have a great night.
0:25:58 > 0:25:59Lindsey, Lindsey, I just want to say...
0:25:59 > 0:26:02I just want to say I'm really sorry, we're moving to America.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16Hiya. Just want to check in, see how you are.
0:26:16 > 0:26:17I haven't seen you for a while.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19The kids have made you something.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Oh, how sweet of them!
0:26:21 > 0:26:23How is the nanny getting on?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Good. Really good.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Had to let her go. It's fine.
0:26:28 > 0:26:33I'm on it. But while I'm getting on it, is there a way...?
0:26:33 > 0:26:38Any possibility that you could pick up the reins just for a little bit?
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Oh, well, I'm going to stay in Dorking for a while.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43With your sister just having had a baby,
0:26:43 > 0:26:47I feel I need to be there for her. Give her a hand with all that.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56OK. Great. Very good. Well, I better go.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Give me the pasta necklace back.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Give it to me.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Unbelievable!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38- See you at the park later? - TOMMY:- Morning.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Morning!
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Go, go, go!