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0:00:03 > 0:00:05- DOOR OPENS - Cathy, do you, um...?

0:00:05 > 0:00:07Debs, she doesn't need our help.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10Cathy, do you know the rules for a first date?

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- It's not a date. - No, it's not a date, Debs.

0:00:12 > 0:00:16Because I don't know what it was like in the...'40s?

0:00:16 > 0:00:17'70s. Yeah.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20But these days, if you sleep with him, you're a whore,

0:00:20 > 0:00:22and if you don't, you're frigid.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Yeah, but it's not a date, love, remember?

0:00:25 > 0:00:28He's just a man that I met online who lost his wife last year.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30So it couldn't be less romantic.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33- What I did before Ryan was, I had a method.- OK.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36What I did was, I didn't sleep with the boys I wanted to sleep with

0:00:36 > 0:00:38in case they lost respect for me,

0:00:38 > 0:00:41and instead, I slept with the boys I didn't want to sleep with.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- That's a really good way of doing it.- Isn't it?

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Do you want me to sort your hair out?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55I think I'm all right, actually.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58You going to join us in the garden, Cathy?

0:00:58 > 0:01:01No offence, but your arms are so white, they make me want to puke.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Sorry about Debs.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Oh, don't be silly. She's just trying to help.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Yeah.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13She's really nice. She's like my cousin,

0:01:13 > 0:01:16- but also like my best friend, if that makes sense?- Mm.

0:01:18 > 0:01:23I think she's, um... I think she's going through the menopause.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Do you know what the menopause is, love?

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Well, not exactly, no.- Right.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32But I know it makes you mental.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36So when I went on my first date with Dave...

0:01:36 > 0:01:38KELLY GIGGLES Is this going to be rude?

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Yeah, a little bit.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oh, Cathy, I'm blushing!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44When we went on our first date,

0:01:44 > 0:01:47we went back to his and, you know, did it.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Did what?- Sex.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52KELLY GIGGLES Cathy!

0:01:52 > 0:01:55And we did it over and over again that night.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58And I don't think we came out of his bedroom the whole weekend

0:01:58 > 0:02:02because we were just doing it over and over again.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Oh, that's revolting!

0:02:04 > 0:02:07THEY LAUGH Oh, my God! Cathy!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09THEY CHUCKLE

0:02:09 > 0:02:14Oh, my God! Cathy, I never knew you were such a minx!

0:02:14 > 0:02:18Ooh! Ooh, you dirty little grot-bag!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20KELLY LAUGHS

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Ooh, blimey!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24You saucy little bitch!

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Rotten old slut!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- That's enough.- Sorry.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29KELLY GIGGLES

0:02:33 > 0:02:35All right, love? Can I get you anything?

0:02:35 > 0:02:36No, I'm good.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43# I've got my ticket for the long way around

0:02:43 > 0:02:46# Two bottles of whisky for the way

0:02:46 > 0:02:50# And I sure would like some sweet company

0:02:50 > 0:02:52# Oh, I'm leaving tomorrow... #

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Listen to this. On your mum and dad's first date...

0:02:54 > 0:02:56- # When I'm gone - When I'm gone

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- # When I'm gone - When I'm gone

0:02:59 > 0:03:01# You're going to miss me when I'm gone

0:03:01 > 0:03:05# You're going to miss me by my hair You're going to miss me everywhere

0:03:05 > 0:03:09# You're going to miss me when I'm gone

0:03:11 > 0:03:14# I've got my ticket for the long way around

0:03:14 > 0:03:17# The one with the prettiest view

0:03:17 > 0:03:19# It's got mountains it's got rivers

0:03:19 > 0:03:21# It's got woods that'd give you shivers

0:03:21 > 0:03:24# But it sure would be prettier with you

0:03:24 > 0:03:27- # When I'm gone - When I'm gone

0:03:27 > 0:03:30# Oh, when I'm gone

0:03:30 > 0:03:33# You're going to miss me when I'm gone. #

0:03:38 > 0:03:40- Hello?- I'm in here.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42TV ON

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Sorry I'm late.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Kelly's cousin keeps threatening to do my hair.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Oh, dear. Why?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Um...

0:03:53 > 0:03:56because she's completely and utterly nuts.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58THEY CHUCKLE

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Her name's Debs.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02What's she like?

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Well, we've talked about the shape of the solar system.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- It's shaped like an egg. - Of course it is.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10We've talked about turquoise.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Turquoise?- Yeah, turquoise.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Debbie doesn't think it counts as a colour.- Oh.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17We did a selfie.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20She showed me a picture of the world's biggest dog.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Oh. Was it big?- Yeah. Yeah.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25In fairness to her, it was massive!

0:04:25 > 0:04:27THEY CHUCKLE

0:04:27 > 0:04:28You all packed for your holiday?

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Yeah, got some bits from the fridge that were going out of date.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Oh, lovely. Thanks.- So, where do you want me to drop you off?

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Just the Pizza Express by the station, if that's all right?- Mm.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Oh, and that's the other thing.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Debbie keeps calling it a date.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44- Calling what a date?- Cathy?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- (That's her.)- Cathy!

0:04:48 > 0:04:49THEY CHUCKLE

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Yes, Debbie?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Sorry, Cathy, she just wants to do something about your hair.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- OK.- Just something to stop you looking so ugly. No offence.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01None taken.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Cathy, could you make the fan colder?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Er...well, that's as cold as it goes, Maureen.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11I want you to make the fan colder! I'm sticky!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Why don't you go and sit in the living room? It's cooler in there.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- She doesn't mean ugly, do you, Debs? - No, I do.- Thanks.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Take your cardigan off.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, you pervert!

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Well, I-I think I'm fine, thanks. Thanks, Debbie.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36I'll just leave my hair as it is in terms of colour, length, shape

0:05:36 > 0:05:40and to use your word from earlier, straggliness.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41OK.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Can you put that down, love?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Dave got you it, didn't he?- Yeah.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52It's a bit, um... I don't know how to put it.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Well, it's like a thing in a museum, isn't it?

0:05:55 > 0:06:00Everyone's like, "Oh, it would've been nice in the olden days,"

0:06:00 > 0:06:03but you'd only wear it now if you were, like, your age. No offence.

0:06:03 > 0:06:08Or, like, a hippy girl with a great big bush.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Lovely.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17- (Debs!)- (What?)- (You can't talk about bushes in front of old people. How many times?)

0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Hi, Reg. Maureen. - You all right, Michael?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22- Yeah. How are you?- Hm.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Oh, Michael, this is my cousin, Debbie.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Debbie, this is Michael.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Oh! Is he the one who's after Cathy?

0:06:29 > 0:06:30- No.- Debbie!

0:06:30 > 0:06:34No, no-no-no-no-no-no. Never. No. No.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37No. Debs, this is Michael.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- I just meant that he's nice to her. - Aw!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42He's just like one of the girls.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Cathy would never go out with him, would she?- No.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46THEY GIGGLE

0:06:46 > 0:06:49You should've seen him when he was your age.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51He was a pansy.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52The girls wouldn't touch him.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55DEBBIE AND KELLY GIGGLE

0:06:55 > 0:06:57That's sadly very, very true.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59THEY GIGGLE

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- You having a good morning? - Yeah.- Yeah?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Yeah, we've just been keeping Cathy entertained.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Yeah, she mentioned that.- Wow!

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- WOLF-WHISTLE - Do a twirl!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13You look lovely, Mum!

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Go on, do a twirl.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Ah!- Aw!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- When my mum goes on a date... - It's not a date.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23She's, like, "Have I got everything? Got my condoms, charger?"

0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Diaphragm.- Yeah. - Yeah, my mum's the same.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Condoms, charger, nip upstairs

0:07:27 > 0:07:28to pop in the diaphragm and away she goes.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Shall we?- Yeah. I'm just going to use your toilet, OK?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- DEBBIE STIFLES A LAUGH - Toilet!

0:07:34 > 0:07:37I love old people. Just call it a bog, like everyone else!

0:07:37 > 0:07:39KELLY CHUCKLES Yeah.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Maybe you should sit in the shade for a bit, Debbie.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Yeah, probably. - DEBBIE LAUGHS

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Seriously, though, Cathy, have you got some condoms?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Yeah, I've got hundreds.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh, great! Good luck!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- You been?- No. Er...no.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Debbie seemed lovely. I don't know what your problem was.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10She's going out with Ryan,

0:08:10 > 0:08:13which apparently means she's the expert on dating.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16She was going on and on about my lunch today.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20She wanted to know all about the bloke I'm meeting.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Just...just the normal things, you know, like, what phone he's got,

0:08:23 > 0:08:25what gym he goes to, exactly how his wife died.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Apparently, I'm lucky because she likes an older man, Debbie does.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35And if she could have sex with any older man in the world,

0:08:35 > 0:08:39the one man Debbie would have sex with is,

0:08:39 > 0:08:42and this was a surprise - Neil Kinnock.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Neil Kinnock?!- Neil Kinnock.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48THEY CHUCKLE

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- You going, then?- Yeah, yeah.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52So, what's this about a date?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oh, no, it's just Kelly being Kelly.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56I'm just having lunch with a friend.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59He's on one of the online forums. His wife died last year, so...

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Ah, nice.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04You might need me to come in, if you want,

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- check out he's not a weirdo, or... - Don't be silly.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09He seems fine. He's very caring.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Ah, OK. No, I'm sure he is, I'm sure he is very nice.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13I'd like to meet him.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Right, well...- Yeah, I'll, er...I'll see you downstairs.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Yeah, great.- Yeah.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27HE SIGHS

0:09:30 > 0:09:32KELLY: I broke her necklace, Debs!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Debs! I broke her necklace.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39I broke Cathy's necklace!

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Oh, my Lord, she's going to be furious, babe. I know these things.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45I'm an observer. I observe life. It's a gift.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Babe?- Yeah.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53She'll go mental, babe.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56She'll be screaming, crying, tearing her hair out.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Oh, God! She already hates me.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02We went on and on about turquoise.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Well, we've got a point there, babe. It's not a colour.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26ICE CREAM VAN JINGLE

0:10:36 > 0:10:38All right, Pauline?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Lovely day, isn't it?

0:10:40 > 0:10:41It's all right.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46I've got some people coming to look at my car.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49I used to drive a BMW.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Oh, nice.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51My mate's dad's got one of them.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Has he?- Yeah.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Yes, er...

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Actually, interesting story.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01When we were together, my husband took me to Brands Hatch.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02We were in the suite.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Oh, yeah. I've had a look in there. It's nice, isn't it?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Yes. Yeah.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12I've been to the Maldives.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13- Oh, wow.- Yes.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15I've never been anywhere like that.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Thought not.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Oh, hello, Pauline. I've got it in here.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Oh, fantastic, yes. - Lovely day, isn't it?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Not bad.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28I'd rather be on the Med.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Have you ever been to the boot of Italy?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34No.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36The Okavango Delta? In Botswana?

0:11:36 > 0:11:37No.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Oh, you should go. You'd love it there.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41The locals are so friendly.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45See what Derek did?

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Oh. OK.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53He can't get enough of me.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Well, the biscuits were delicious, so thanks for that.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Not at all, Cathy. Thanks for giving it back at last.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Looking forward to your holiday, Michael?

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Bit of holiday romance!

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Well, my daughters are there,

0:12:11 > 0:12:14aren't they, so I won't be chasing any women.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16No, I know. I'm only joking, mate.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19It's you, isn't it?

0:12:21 > 0:12:23PHONE BEEPS

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Michael, the hoover's broken!

0:12:47 > 0:12:49HOOVER STARTS

0:12:49 > 0:12:51It's all right. I've fixed it.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57He's just a bloke I've been chatting to online.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01His wife died last year, so...

0:13:01 > 0:13:03It'll be nice. I'm looking forward to it.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Have you washed this?

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Er, yes.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Mind if I give it a rinse?

0:13:08 > 0:13:09No, go ahead.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15I don't eat oranges in this country.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17- No?- No.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Once you've been to Morocco, you'll never eat an orange here again.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Oh, are they nice?- Are they nice?

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Are the oranges in Morocco nice? Yes, Cathy.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28The oranges in Morocco are very nice.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Oh!

0:13:32 > 0:13:34I'm all right.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Well, sorry you had to come round.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40If I'd known it was urgent, I'd have...

0:13:40 > 0:13:41Derek's working all weekend.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Oh, that's annoying.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47That's what Geoff used to say.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Oh. OK.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52No, no.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Derek's not like that, love.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58No, I know he's not. I know he's not. No.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59I think I know Derek, Cathy, so...

0:13:59 > 0:14:01He'd never cheat on you.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03He's a big softie beneath it all.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07OK, Cathy. No need to patronise me. I think I know what Derek's like.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09He'd never do anything to hurt you.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11I mean, you can just put that out of your mind.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15I mean, he can be thoughtless sometimes, but he adores you.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17He completely adores you.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Well, of course he does, Cathy.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22What's not to like?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Can you smell something?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Michael?- Yeah?

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Can you smell something?- Yeah.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Smells like something's burning.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Smells like something's burning, doesn't it?

0:14:50 > 0:14:51Yeah.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Have you farted?

0:14:55 > 0:14:56You'd know if I'd farted.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59No there's definitely something, babe.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02There's not, babe. I've got a perfect sense of smell.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Have you?- Yeah.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Oh, sorry. I must've imagined it.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Maybe next door's having a bonfire.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Or a barbecue or something.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Please let's talk about this smell a bit more, Cathy. It's fascinating.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Must be a bonfire or something.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17It's a funny time of year to have a bonfire.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Is it a bonfire?- Think about it, babe.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Why would you have a bonfire this time of year?

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Or a barbecue?

0:15:23 > 0:15:24Could be a barbecue.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26- No.- Reg!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28It's a funny time of year to have a bonfire.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Unless it's a barbecue.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Well, I'd love to stick around and talk about whether a smell is

0:15:41 > 0:15:44a bonfire or a barbecue, but my Uber's three minutes away.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Have a lovely time on your date.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Oh, it's not a date. It's, erm...

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Well, whatever it is, it'll be fine.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55I just have to breathe on a man and he falls in love with me.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57OK.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00And don't worry about... You know...

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Oh, no, I'm not.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05And just call any time if you're worried or need some reassurance.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07I don't know why you're going on about it, Cathy.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Everything's absolutely fine. I'm having a wonderful weekend.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15I'll probably have to walk back past the builders.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Pardon?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Sorry, I was talking to myself.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22I'll probably have to walk back past the builders. Outside.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25Is that a problem?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28A problem? Oh, yeah. It's a big problem.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30They'll be leering at me and wolf-whistling,

0:16:30 > 0:16:32shouting their sexist comments.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33Oh, right.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Does that happen a lot?

0:16:36 > 0:16:38They can't get enough of me.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Hello there.

0:17:08 > 0:17:09OK?

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Yep.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Oh...

0:17:15 > 0:17:16Could you, erm...?

0:17:16 > 0:17:21I was wearing it round at Reg and Maureen's.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22It's covered in cat hairs.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Oh, dear!

0:17:27 > 0:17:29It's great that you're going, isn't it?

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Yeah. Yeah. It's important that I get out.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37I mean, that's actually, er, an idea.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40I mean, if you want to get out more,

0:17:40 > 0:17:43then maybe when I come back from Spain, erm,

0:17:43 > 0:17:45we should go grab a coffee.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48What's that?

0:17:49 > 0:17:51I'm saying we could go for a coffee.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53What, you and me?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Yeah.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56Where would we go?

0:17:57 > 0:18:01Starbucks? Cafetiere at Sainsbury's.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Oh, no. We'd just have one here. It would be much cheaper. OK?

0:18:05 > 0:18:09- Yep.- Oh, right, good. Well, I'd better get going.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Oh, I'm just going to, erm... I won't be a minute.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Everything OK?

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Yeah, just shutting the window in case it...

0:18:37 > 0:18:39In case it rains. Er, yeah.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Erm... Oh. Just going to...

0:18:52 > 0:18:53That's better.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58All right?

0:19:04 > 0:19:07I don't want to go.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08I don't want to go, Michael.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11What an idiot.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14I thought it'd be a good idea because it'd get me

0:19:14 > 0:19:17out the house and stop me being lonely.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20But I'm not lonely because there's not enough people around, am I?

0:19:20 > 0:19:22No. You've got Kelly and Debbie taking care of that.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Yeah, yeah...

0:19:28 > 0:19:30I just miss him.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38I wish I still smoked.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45No, sod it. I'm not going. It's silly.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47I'll stay here.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50You've brought 400 yoghurts round, haven't you?

0:19:50 > 0:19:51They need eating.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55And Jason's here, isn't he? And if he is gonna move to

0:19:55 > 0:19:59Australia, I need to spend more quality time with him, so, no,

0:19:59 > 0:20:02I'm gonna stay here with you and we're gonna...

0:20:02 > 0:20:03we're gonna work through those yoghurts.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13I think you should go.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Oh, no, don't, don't say that.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20You might have a good time. He might be a lot of fun.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23He's probably not, though, is he?

0:20:23 > 0:20:25What else are you gonna do?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28You're gonna sit in the garden and talk to Debbie?

0:20:31 > 0:20:34This is the kind of thing Dave wanted you to do, isn't it?

0:20:36 > 0:20:37Yeah.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43The only thing that I can compare it to

0:20:43 > 0:20:50is it's probably a bit like I felt when Abi left with the girls.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51You know.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55The last thing in the world you want to do is go out.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57But you have to.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Brian - that's his name, bad start - he sent me

0:21:09 > 0:21:11a really weird text.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Did he?- Yeah, he wants a hug.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17I don't want to give him a hug.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Imagine me going up to some smelly old bloke and giving him a hug!

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Maybe he was nervous.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27You're too nice.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Thanks, Michael.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38What would I do without you?

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Get a cab?

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Come on.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Send me an e-mail, let me know how it goes?

0:21:54 > 0:21:55Yeah, course I will.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Kelly broke your necklace.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08I'm fine.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12I'm fine. Sorry.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13It's just...

0:22:16 > 0:22:18I'm fine.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20It's just a necklace.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22Let's go.

0:22:27 > 0:22:32Brian says he's going to wear a pink cravat so I know it's him.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Wow. He sounds like quite a catch.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36I know! A pink cravat!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38There's so many things wrong with that.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51Sorry about Debbie. She's not like you and me, is she?

0:22:51 > 0:22:52No...

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Yeah, I was like that when I was 26.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57And how old are you now?

0:22:57 > 0:22:5927.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02I can't believe what an idiot I was when I was 26...

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Do you want to talk to me about something, love?

0:23:06 > 0:23:07No...

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Are you sure?

0:23:09 > 0:23:10Yep.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Have you told her?

0:23:20 > 0:23:22I will, I will. I'm just softening her up with small talk.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Cathy...

0:23:29 > 0:23:31I broke your necklace.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38The one Dave got you. The old lady one with the beads...

0:23:38 > 0:23:40It's OK, love. It's fine. It's just...

0:23:40 > 0:23:42And I smashed your ugly frog thing.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44My what?

0:23:44 > 0:23:47Your ugly frog ornament thing. I did it two weeks ago.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50I'm so sorry about your necklace.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53I just get all stretchy with elastic things and I was...

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Well, I was just stretching it just for fun, really,

0:23:55 > 0:23:58just to see how far it'd go and you probably know this already

0:23:58 > 0:24:00but you can actually stretch it really far and...

0:24:00 > 0:24:01But I don't know why I'm making excuses.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04And now I'm making it all about me and... I snapped it.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07I'm sorry.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09And I smashed your frog thing because I wanted to see

0:24:09 > 0:24:11if it would bounce.

0:24:11 > 0:24:12Did it?

0:24:12 > 0:24:13No.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Why's that?

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Because it was made of china?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Do you know how much that frog thing cost?

0:24:22 > 0:24:2370p.

0:24:23 > 0:24:28Oh, God... Oh, God, I'm so sorry, Cathy.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Don't worry, love. They're just things.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34No, but it was from Dave.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37He got me lots of stuff. Come here.

0:24:39 > 0:24:44This is so nice of you. Thank you.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Sorry, Kelly, love, that's actually a bit tight.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50- Oh, sorry.- Yeah.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54It's still fairly tight.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57Thanks.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Can you let me go now, love?

0:25:06 > 0:25:07Sorry!

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Bye, then! Be back in a couple of hours.

0:25:14 > 0:25:15Help yourself to some lunch.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17There's some of that nice ham in the fridge.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Oh, thanks Cathy. Could you put this on for me?

0:25:21 > 0:25:2250 quid each way.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Oh, yeah, of course. You got the, er...

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Don't worry about that.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Erm...

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Oh, don't be tight, Cathy. Come on, girl.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Have a nice time.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Don't do anything I WOULD do.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40THEY LAUGH

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Sorry.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51You off?

0:25:51 > 0:25:52Yeah.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Have a lovely time.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59Thanks, love.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Good luck, Cathy!

0:26:01 > 0:26:03- Oh, thanks, Debbie. - Just be yourself.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05- Thanks.- Or sort of like a better version?

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Debs! She doesn't need your help. She's 59.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08She's what?!

0:26:09 > 0:26:12- You ready?- Yeah.