0:00:03 > 0:00:05- DOOR OPENS - Cathy, do you, um...?
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Debs, she doesn't need our help.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Cathy, do you know the rules for a first date?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- It's not a date. - No, it's not a date, Debs.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16Because I don't know what it was like in the...'40s?
0:00:16 > 0:00:17'70s. Yeah.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20But these days, if you sleep with him, you're a whore,
0:00:20 > 0:00:22and if you don't, you're frigid.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Yeah, but it's not a date, love, remember?
0:00:25 > 0:00:28He's just a man that I met online who lost his wife last year.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30So it couldn't be less romantic.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- What I did before Ryan was, I had a method.- OK.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36What I did was, I didn't sleep with the boys I wanted to sleep with
0:00:36 > 0:00:38in case they lost respect for me,
0:00:38 > 0:00:41and instead, I slept with the boys I didn't want to sleep with.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- That's a really good way of doing it.- Isn't it?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Do you want me to sort your hair out?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55I think I'm all right, actually.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58You going to join us in the garden, Cathy?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01No offence, but your arms are so white, they make me want to puke.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Sorry about Debs.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Oh, don't be silly. She's just trying to help.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Yeah.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13She's really nice. She's like my cousin,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- but also like my best friend, if that makes sense?- Mm.
0:01:18 > 0:01:23I think she's, um... I think she's going through the menopause.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Do you know what the menopause is, love?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Well, not exactly, no.- Right.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32But I know it makes you mental.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36So when I went on my first date with Dave...
0:01:36 > 0:01:38KELLY GIGGLES Is this going to be rude?
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Yeah, a little bit.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oh, Cathy, I'm blushing!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44When we went on our first date,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47we went back to his and, you know, did it.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Did what?- Sex.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52KELLY GIGGLES Cathy!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55And we did it over and over again that night.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58And I don't think we came out of his bedroom the whole weekend
0:01:58 > 0:02:02because we were just doing it over and over again.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Oh, that's revolting!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07THEY LAUGH Oh, my God! Cathy!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09THEY CHUCKLE
0:02:09 > 0:02:14Oh, my God! Cathy, I never knew you were such a minx!
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Ooh! Ooh, you dirty little grot-bag!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20KELLY LAUGHS
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Ooh, blimey!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24You saucy little bitch!
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Rotten old slut!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- That's enough.- Sorry.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29KELLY GIGGLES
0:02:33 > 0:02:35All right, love? Can I get you anything?
0:02:35 > 0:02:36No, I'm good.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43# I've got my ticket for the long way around
0:02:43 > 0:02:46# Two bottles of whisky for the way
0:02:46 > 0:02:50# And I sure would like some sweet company
0:02:50 > 0:02:52# Oh, I'm leaving tomorrow... #
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Listen to this. On your mum and dad's first date...
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- # When I'm gone - When I'm gone
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- # When I'm gone - When I'm gone
0:02:59 > 0:03:01# You're going to miss me when I'm gone
0:03:01 > 0:03:05# You're going to miss me by my hair You're going to miss me everywhere
0:03:05 > 0:03:09# You're going to miss me when I'm gone
0:03:11 > 0:03:14# I've got my ticket for the long way around
0:03:14 > 0:03:17# The one with the prettiest view
0:03:17 > 0:03:19# It's got mountains it's got rivers
0:03:19 > 0:03:21# It's got woods that'd give you shivers
0:03:21 > 0:03:24# But it sure would be prettier with you
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- # When I'm gone - When I'm gone
0:03:27 > 0:03:30# Oh, when I'm gone
0:03:30 > 0:03:33# You're going to miss me when I'm gone. #
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- Hello?- I'm in here.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42TV ON
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Sorry I'm late.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Kelly's cousin keeps threatening to do my hair.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Oh, dear. Why?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Um...
0:03:53 > 0:03:56because she's completely and utterly nuts.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58THEY CHUCKLE
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Her name's Debs.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02What's she like?
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Well, we've talked about the shape of the solar system.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- It's shaped like an egg. - Of course it is.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10We've talked about turquoise.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Turquoise?- Yeah, turquoise.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Debbie doesn't think it counts as a colour.- Oh.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17We did a selfie.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20She showed me a picture of the world's biggest dog.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Oh. Was it big?- Yeah. Yeah.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25In fairness to her, it was massive!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27THEY CHUCKLE
0:04:27 > 0:04:28You all packed for your holiday?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Yeah, got some bits from the fridge that were going out of date.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Oh, lovely. Thanks.- So, where do you want me to drop you off?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Just the Pizza Express by the station, if that's all right?- Mm.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Oh, and that's the other thing.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Debbie keeps calling it a date.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44- Calling what a date?- Cathy?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- (That's her.)- Cathy!
0:04:48 > 0:04:49THEY CHUCKLE
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Yes, Debbie?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Sorry, Cathy, she just wants to do something about your hair.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- OK.- Just something to stop you looking so ugly. No offence.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01None taken.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Cathy, could you make the fan colder?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Er...well, that's as cold as it goes, Maureen.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11I want you to make the fan colder! I'm sticky!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Why don't you go and sit in the living room? It's cooler in there.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- She doesn't mean ugly, do you, Debs? - No, I do.- Thanks.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Take your cardigan off.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, you pervert!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Well, I-I think I'm fine, thanks. Thanks, Debbie.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36I'll just leave my hair as it is in terms of colour, length, shape
0:05:36 > 0:05:40and to use your word from earlier, straggliness.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41OK.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Can you put that down, love?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Dave got you it, didn't he?- Yeah.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52It's a bit, um... I don't know how to put it.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Well, it's like a thing in a museum, isn't it?
0:05:55 > 0:06:00Everyone's like, "Oh, it would've been nice in the olden days,"
0:06:00 > 0:06:03but you'd only wear it now if you were, like, your age. No offence.
0:06:03 > 0:06:08Or, like, a hippy girl with a great big bush.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Lovely.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- (Debs!)- (What?)- (You can't talk about bushes in front of old people. How many times?)
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Hi, Reg. Maureen. - You all right, Michael?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- Yeah. How are you?- Hm.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Oh, Michael, this is my cousin, Debbie.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Debbie, this is Michael.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Oh! Is he the one who's after Cathy?
0:06:29 > 0:06:30- No.- Debbie!
0:06:30 > 0:06:34No, no-no-no-no-no-no. Never. No. No.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37No. Debs, this is Michael.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- I just meant that he's nice to her. - Aw!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42He's just like one of the girls.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Cathy would never go out with him, would she?- No.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46THEY GIGGLE
0:06:46 > 0:06:49You should've seen him when he was your age.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51He was a pansy.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52The girls wouldn't touch him.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55DEBBIE AND KELLY GIGGLE
0:06:55 > 0:06:57That's sadly very, very true.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59THEY GIGGLE
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- You having a good morning? - Yeah.- Yeah?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Yeah, we've just been keeping Cathy entertained.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Yeah, she mentioned that.- Wow!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- WOLF-WHISTLE - Do a twirl!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13You look lovely, Mum!
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Go on, do a twirl.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Ah!- Aw!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- When my mum goes on a date... - It's not a date.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23She's, like, "Have I got everything? Got my condoms, charger?"
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Diaphragm.- Yeah. - Yeah, my mum's the same.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Condoms, charger, nip upstairs
0:07:27 > 0:07:28to pop in the diaphragm and away she goes.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Shall we?- Yeah. I'm just going to use your toilet, OK?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- DEBBIE STIFLES A LAUGH - Toilet!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I love old people. Just call it a bog, like everyone else!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39KELLY CHUCKLES Yeah.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Maybe you should sit in the shade for a bit, Debbie.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Yeah, probably. - DEBBIE LAUGHS
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Seriously, though, Cathy, have you got some condoms?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Yeah, I've got hundreds.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh, great! Good luck!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- You been?- No. Er...no.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Debbie seemed lovely. I don't know what your problem was.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10She's going out with Ryan,
0:08:10 > 0:08:13which apparently means she's the expert on dating.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16She was going on and on about my lunch today.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20She wanted to know all about the bloke I'm meeting.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Just...just the normal things, you know, like, what phone he's got,
0:08:23 > 0:08:25what gym he goes to, exactly how his wife died.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Apparently, I'm lucky because she likes an older man, Debbie does.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35And if she could have sex with any older man in the world,
0:08:35 > 0:08:39the one man Debbie would have sex with is,
0:08:39 > 0:08:42and this was a surprise - Neil Kinnock.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Neil Kinnock?!- Neil Kinnock.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48THEY CHUCKLE
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- You going, then?- Yeah, yeah.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52So, what's this about a date?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oh, no, it's just Kelly being Kelly.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56I'm just having lunch with a friend.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59He's on one of the online forums. His wife died last year, so...
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Ah, nice.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04You might need me to come in, if you want,
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- check out he's not a weirdo, or... - Don't be silly.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09He seems fine. He's very caring.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Ah, OK. No, I'm sure he is, I'm sure he is very nice.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13I'd like to meet him.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Right, well...- Yeah, I'll, er...I'll see you downstairs.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Yeah, great.- Yeah.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27HE SIGHS
0:09:30 > 0:09:32KELLY: I broke her necklace, Debs!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Debs! I broke her necklace.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I broke Cathy's necklace!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Oh, my Lord, she's going to be furious, babe. I know these things.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45I'm an observer. I observe life. It's a gift.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Babe?- Yeah.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53She'll go mental, babe.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56She'll be screaming, crying, tearing her hair out.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Oh, God! She already hates me.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02We went on and on about turquoise.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Well, we've got a point there, babe. It's not a colour.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26ICE CREAM VAN JINGLE
0:10:36 > 0:10:38All right, Pauline?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Lovely day, isn't it?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41It's all right.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I've got some people coming to look at my car.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I used to drive a BMW.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Oh, nice.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51My mate's dad's got one of them.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Has he?- Yeah.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Yes, er...
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Actually, interesting story.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01When we were together, my husband took me to Brands Hatch.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02We were in the suite.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Oh, yeah. I've had a look in there. It's nice, isn't it?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Yes. Yeah.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I've been to the Maldives.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13- Oh, wow.- Yes.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I've never been anywhere like that.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Thought not.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Oh, hello, Pauline. I've got it in here.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Oh, fantastic, yes. - Lovely day, isn't it?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Not bad.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28I'd rather be on the Med.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Have you ever been to the boot of Italy?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34No.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36The Okavango Delta? In Botswana?
0:11:36 > 0:11:37No.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Oh, you should go. You'd love it there.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41The locals are so friendly.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45See what Derek did?
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Oh. OK.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53He can't get enough of me.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Well, the biscuits were delicious, so thanks for that.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Not at all, Cathy. Thanks for giving it back at last.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Looking forward to your holiday, Michael?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Bit of holiday romance!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Well, my daughters are there,
0:12:11 > 0:12:14aren't they, so I won't be chasing any women.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16No, I know. I'm only joking, mate.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19It's you, isn't it?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23PHONE BEEPS
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Michael, the hoover's broken!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49HOOVER STARTS
0:12:49 > 0:12:51It's all right. I've fixed it.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57He's just a bloke I've been chatting to online.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01His wife died last year, so...
0:13:01 > 0:13:03It'll be nice. I'm looking forward to it.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Have you washed this?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Er, yes.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Mind if I give it a rinse?
0:13:08 > 0:13:09No, go ahead.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15I don't eat oranges in this country.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- No?- No.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Once you've been to Morocco, you'll never eat an orange here again.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Oh, are they nice?- Are they nice?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Are the oranges in Morocco nice? Yes, Cathy.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28The oranges in Morocco are very nice.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Oh!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34I'm all right.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Well, sorry you had to come round.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40If I'd known it was urgent, I'd have...
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Derek's working all weekend.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Oh, that's annoying.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47That's what Geoff used to say.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Oh. OK.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52No, no.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Derek's not like that, love.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58No, I know he's not. I know he's not. No.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59I think I know Derek, Cathy, so...
0:13:59 > 0:14:01He'd never cheat on you.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03He's a big softie beneath it all.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07OK, Cathy. No need to patronise me. I think I know what Derek's like.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09He'd never do anything to hurt you.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I mean, you can just put that out of your mind.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15I mean, he can be thoughtless sometimes, but he adores you.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17He completely adores you.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Well, of course he does, Cathy.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22What's not to like?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Can you smell something?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Michael?- Yeah?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Can you smell something?- Yeah.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Smells like something's burning.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Smells like something's burning, doesn't it?
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Yeah.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Have you farted?
0:14:55 > 0:14:56You'd know if I'd farted.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59No there's definitely something, babe.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02There's not, babe. I've got a perfect sense of smell.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Have you?- Yeah.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Oh, sorry. I must've imagined it.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Maybe next door's having a bonfire.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Or a barbecue or something.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Please let's talk about this smell a bit more, Cathy. It's fascinating.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Must be a bonfire or something.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17It's a funny time of year to have a bonfire.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Is it a bonfire?- Think about it, babe.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Why would you have a bonfire this time of year?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Or a barbecue?
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Could be a barbecue.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- No.- Reg!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28It's a funny time of year to have a bonfire.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Unless it's a barbecue.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Well, I'd love to stick around and talk about whether a smell is
0:15:41 > 0:15:44a bonfire or a barbecue, but my Uber's three minutes away.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Have a lovely time on your date.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Oh, it's not a date. It's, erm...
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Well, whatever it is, it'll be fine.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I just have to breathe on a man and he falls in love with me.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57OK.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00And don't worry about... You know...
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Oh, no, I'm not.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05And just call any time if you're worried or need some reassurance.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07I don't know why you're going on about it, Cathy.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Everything's absolutely fine. I'm having a wonderful weekend.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15I'll probably have to walk back past the builders.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Pardon?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Sorry, I was talking to myself.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22I'll probably have to walk back past the builders. Outside.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Is that a problem?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28A problem? Oh, yeah. It's a big problem.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30They'll be leering at me and wolf-whistling,
0:16:30 > 0:16:32shouting their sexist comments.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Oh, right.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Does that happen a lot?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38They can't get enough of me.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06Hello there.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09OK?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Yep.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Oh...
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Could you, erm...?
0:17:16 > 0:17:21I was wearing it round at Reg and Maureen's.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22It's covered in cat hairs.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Oh, dear!
0:17:27 > 0:17:29It's great that you're going, isn't it?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Yeah. Yeah. It's important that I get out.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37I mean, that's actually, er, an idea.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40I mean, if you want to get out more,
0:17:40 > 0:17:43then maybe when I come back from Spain, erm,
0:17:43 > 0:17:45we should go grab a coffee.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48What's that?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51I'm saying we could go for a coffee.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53What, you and me?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Yeah.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Where would we go?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Starbucks? Cafetiere at Sainsbury's.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Oh, no. We'd just have one here. It would be much cheaper. OK?
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- Yep.- Oh, right, good. Well, I'd better get going.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Oh, I'm just going to, erm... I won't be a minute.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Everything OK?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Yeah, just shutting the window in case it...
0:18:37 > 0:18:39In case it rains. Er, yeah.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Erm... Oh. Just going to...
0:18:52 > 0:18:53That's better.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58All right?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07I don't want to go.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08I don't want to go, Michael.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11What an idiot.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14I thought it'd be a good idea because it'd get me
0:19:14 > 0:19:17out the house and stop me being lonely.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20But I'm not lonely because there's not enough people around, am I?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22No. You've got Kelly and Debbie taking care of that.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Yeah, yeah...
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I just miss him.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I wish I still smoked.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45No, sod it. I'm not going. It's silly.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47I'll stay here.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50You've brought 400 yoghurts round, haven't you?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51They need eating.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55And Jason's here, isn't he? And if he is gonna move to
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Australia, I need to spend more quality time with him, so, no,
0:19:59 > 0:20:02I'm gonna stay here with you and we're gonna...
0:20:02 > 0:20:03we're gonna work through those yoghurts.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13I think you should go.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Oh, no, don't, don't say that.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20You might have a good time. He might be a lot of fun.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23He's probably not, though, is he?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25What else are you gonna do?
0:20:25 > 0:20:28You're gonna sit in the garden and talk to Debbie?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34This is the kind of thing Dave wanted you to do, isn't it?
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Yeah.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43The only thing that I can compare it to
0:20:43 > 0:20:50is it's probably a bit like I felt when Abi left with the girls.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51You know.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55The last thing in the world you want to do is go out.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57But you have to.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Brian - that's his name, bad start - he sent me
0:21:09 > 0:21:11a really weird text.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Did he?- Yeah, he wants a hug.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17I don't want to give him a hug.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Imagine me going up to some smelly old bloke and giving him a hug!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Maybe he was nervous.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27You're too nice.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Thanks, Michael.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38What would I do without you?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Get a cab?
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Come on.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Send me an e-mail, let me know how it goes?
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Yeah, course I will.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Kelly broke your necklace.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08I'm fine.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12I'm fine. Sorry.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13It's just...
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I'm fine.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20It's just a necklace.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Let's go.
0:22:27 > 0:22:32Brian says he's going to wear a pink cravat so I know it's him.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Wow. He sounds like quite a catch.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36I know! A pink cravat!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38There's so many things wrong with that.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Sorry about Debbie. She's not like you and me, is she?
0:22:51 > 0:22:52No...
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Yeah, I was like that when I was 26.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57And how old are you now?
0:22:57 > 0:22:5927.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02I can't believe what an idiot I was when I was 26...
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Do you want to talk to me about something, love?
0:23:06 > 0:23:07No...
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Are you sure?
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Yep.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Have you told her?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I will, I will. I'm just softening her up with small talk.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Cathy...
0:23:29 > 0:23:31I broke your necklace.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38The one Dave got you. The old lady one with the beads...
0:23:38 > 0:23:40It's OK, love. It's fine. It's just...
0:23:40 > 0:23:42And I smashed your ugly frog thing.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44My what?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Your ugly frog ornament thing. I did it two weeks ago.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50I'm so sorry about your necklace.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53I just get all stretchy with elastic things and I was...
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Well, I was just stretching it just for fun, really,
0:23:55 > 0:23:58just to see how far it'd go and you probably know this already
0:23:58 > 0:24:00but you can actually stretch it really far and...
0:24:00 > 0:24:01But I don't know why I'm making excuses.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04And now I'm making it all about me and... I snapped it.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07I'm sorry.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09And I smashed your frog thing because I wanted to see
0:24:09 > 0:24:11if it would bounce.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Did it?
0:24:12 > 0:24:13No.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Why's that?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Because it was made of china?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Do you know how much that frog thing cost?
0:24:22 > 0:24:2370p.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28Oh, God... Oh, God, I'm so sorry, Cathy.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Don't worry, love. They're just things.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34No, but it was from Dave.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37He got me lots of stuff. Come here.
0:24:39 > 0:24:44This is so nice of you. Thank you.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Sorry, Kelly, love, that's actually a bit tight.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50- Oh, sorry.- Yeah.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54It's still fairly tight.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Thanks.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Can you let me go now, love?
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Sorry!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Bye, then! Be back in a couple of hours.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Help yourself to some lunch.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17There's some of that nice ham in the fridge.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Oh, thanks Cathy. Could you put this on for me?
0:25:21 > 0:25:2250 quid each way.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Oh, yeah, of course. You got the, er...
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Don't worry about that.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Erm...
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Oh, don't be tight, Cathy. Come on, girl.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Have a nice time.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Don't do anything I WOULD do.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40THEY LAUGH
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Sorry.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51You off?
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Yeah.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Have a lovely time.
0:25:58 > 0:25:59Thanks, love.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Good luck, Cathy!
0:26:01 > 0:26:03- Oh, thanks, Debbie. - Just be yourself.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05- Thanks.- Or sort of like a better version?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Debs! She doesn't need your help. She's 59.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08She's what?!
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- You ready?- Yeah.