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0:00:10 > 0:00:12- KELLY WHISPERS:- Cathy?
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Cathy?
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Cathy?
0:00:25 > 0:00:27WHISPERS: Morning, Kelly.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Morning. You all right?
0:00:30 > 0:00:34Yeah. Why are you sitting here in the dark?
0:00:34 > 0:00:38I was just having a little think and a cry.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42OK. Do you want some coffee?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44No, I'd better not.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- I've already had seven.- Right.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48GENTLE SNORING
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- He keeps doing little farts. - KELLY CHUCKLES
0:00:57 > 0:00:59He's going to be late for work.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Do you want to talk about anything?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Oh, no. I'm fine, actually.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Thanks, Cathy.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Thanks for asking.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I talked it all through with the foxes.
0:01:21 > 0:01:26Sorry, Kelly, I'm finding it hard to work out what that means.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Well, I was crying and I didn't want anyone to hear, so I went out into the garden
0:01:31 > 0:01:33and there was this fox there with his babies
0:01:33 > 0:01:35and I sort of used the opportunity to pretend
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I was having a conversation with them.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40OK.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Did they have any advice?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Well, no, not really.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50They're foxes.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Hm.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56It was quite wet out.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59I think I might've got a bit of mud on the carpet.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Oh, don't worry about that.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I'm sure it will be OK.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Sorry. It's a little bit messy, isn't it?
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Kelly, love, is this about Jason's interview this morning?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Of course not! No. Oh, God, no.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26No, I really want him to get the job, don't I? Yeah.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30That's an amazing opportunity for him to live and work in Australia.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Yeah.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Hm. I'll be in the kitchen.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Oh. Thanks, Cathy, but I'm fine.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- I'm amazing. It's all good.- Good.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47And he'll go to Australia without me
0:02:47 > 0:02:50and I'll die alone and I'll never have sex again
0:02:50 > 0:02:52and I'll be old and horny and get a hunchback and...
0:02:52 > 0:02:53- This one?- Cutlery drawer.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- It's all cutlery, isn't it? So it all goes in the cutlery drawer.- Oh!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Where was I?- Hunchback.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Oh, yeah. So I'll be old and horny and get a hunchback
0:03:04 > 0:03:07and people will see pictures of me when I was young and go,
0:03:07 > 0:03:09"Oh, my God, she wasn't bad then and now look at her!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12"She's got a massive hunchback!" Imagine me with a hunchback!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15I don't think you need to worry. You're not going to get a hunchback.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19I bet that's what all the hunchbacks said and now look at them!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Cutlery drawer.- Oh, yeah.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25God, I didn't realise I'd finished that.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39One of the, er...foxes got in.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Or I sort of, um...fed him.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Hm.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48I know it's upsetting, love, because I'm upset, too,
0:03:48 > 0:03:52but Jason hasn't even got the job yet, let alone moved there.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Mm. You sound like the daddy fox.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Do I?- Yeah.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02But just, like, in my head because, well, he's a fox, isn't he?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04He can't talk.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Can he?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- No.- No.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14CATHY CHUCKLES
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Oh! I put these into alphabetical order for you.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Oh, thanks.- Yeah. Also...
0:04:21 > 0:04:24This one is all of your instruction manuals
0:04:24 > 0:04:28and those are all your bank statements in chronological order.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Thanks.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Electricity's expensive, isn't it?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Yeah.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Yeah, so...in my head,
0:04:38 > 0:04:41the daddy fox was leaping all over the conservatory going,
0:04:41 > 0:04:43"Don't worry about it! Be cool.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46"We don't even know if he's going to Australia. Chill out!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48"He's not having an affair.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52"Just because he liked something a girl put on Facebook doesn't mean he's shagging her."
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- Do you want to talk about that, as well?- No, I'm good.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58OK.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Cathy?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Why is he even Facebook friends with her?!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09I said to him, "Why would you like something on Facebook
0:05:09 > 0:05:13"that's been put there by a woman unless you wanted to shag her, you sexist pig?"
0:05:13 > 0:05:15How did he take that?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Well, no, I didn't actually say it to him, did I, Cathy?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21I'm a massive coward. But I could have.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- # When I'm gone - When I'm gone
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- # When I'm gone - When I'm gone
0:05:25 > 0:05:28# You're going to miss me when I'm gone
0:05:28 > 0:05:30# You're going to miss me by my hair
0:05:30 > 0:05:33# You're going to miss me everywhere
0:05:33 > 0:05:37# You're going to miss me when I'm gone
0:05:37 > 0:05:40# I've got my ticket for the long way around
0:05:40 > 0:05:43# The one with the prettiest view
0:05:43 > 0:05:45# It's got mountains it's got rivers
0:05:45 > 0:05:47# It's got woods that will give you shivers
0:05:47 > 0:05:50# But it sure would be prettier with you
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- # When I'm gone - When I'm gone
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- # When I'm gone - When I'm gone
0:05:56 > 0:05:59# You're going to miss me when I'm gone. #
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Oh, Derek!- Sorry.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Why didn't you close the door?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Kelly could've seen you.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Derek!- Don't speak to me. Hangover.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Hm! You OK?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Oh! What do you think?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28CATHY LAUGHS
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Your boxer shorts are on back to front.- Yeah.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35So, did you... HE BREAKS WIND
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Excuse me.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Did you have a nice night with...? HE BREAKS WIND
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Sorry.- That's all right.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Did you have a nice night with Michael?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46HE BREAKS WIND
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Oh, God!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51All right, Uncle Derek?
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Yeah, top of the world(!)
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- What time did you get in? - I don't know.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- What were you drinking?- Everything.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58- Pardon?- Everything!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Don't speak to me. I've got a hangover!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04PHONE RINGS Sounds like your phone, love.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- Oh, God, that'll be Pauline!- Hm.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10That's my room.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15THEY LAUGH
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Oh, are they for me? Thanks, Mum.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Got my interview this morning.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Yeah, exciting!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- CLATTER! - Where you been?
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Oh, hi, babe.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I've been down here, chilling with your mum.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Making plans for Halloween.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I've got my interview today.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Oh, yeah. Oh, I forgot about that.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- You forgot about it?- Yeah.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42How could you forget about it?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44I've been talking about it for weeks.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46You're so funny sometimes.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49I know. D'uh!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52SHE CHUCKLES
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Yeah, no, just come over, darling.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Yeah, it'd be really nice to see you, Pauline.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Yeah, no, I'm up.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03I was about to go for a jog.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I don't know, ten miles?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12I told you.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14HE BREAKS WIND
0:08:15 > 0:08:16I've changed.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18SHE CHUCKLES
0:08:18 > 0:08:20What time did you get in?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Oh, I've got absolutely no idea.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24SHE LAUGHS
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I'm sorry, I was supposed to be up and out before you...
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Oh! Before you, um...
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Before you got up.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42That wasn't me, was it?
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Kelly.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Oh, thank God for that.- Huh.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Jason's got his interview this morning.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- For Australia.- Yeah.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Kelly's dealing with it as anyone would, by staying up all night,
0:08:56 > 0:08:58drinking seven cups of coffee
0:08:58 > 0:09:02AND...talking to a family of foxes.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03HE CHUCKLES
0:09:03 > 0:09:06How are you feeling about it?
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Yeah.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Well, I'd better put on some... - Yeah.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Yeah. Thank you. - SHE CHUCKLES
0:09:20 > 0:09:23They've got this place in Sydney that I was looking at
0:09:23 > 0:09:25where you can cuddle a dolphin.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Oh, wow! Great!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- What, like, you have to actually touch it?- Yeah.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh. Great.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38You do a tour, it costs 600, but you get, like, Aussie beers,
0:09:38 > 0:09:41surfing, barbie on the beach.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- They take you to the Outback. - The Outback? Yeah.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Is that where there's loads of snakes?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49There's snakes everywhere in Australia.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Excellent.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53And there's so much surfing.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Yeah. I love surfing.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58I really, really love seawater.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I'm going to go surfing every morning as soon as we get there.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Or, like, once I've learnt to surf.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Yeah. Me, too.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07And once I've learnt to swim.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Did you break my digital photo frame?
0:10:12 > 0:10:13No.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Of course not, no. Why would I do that?- Hm.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Oh, God, no! Yeah, it was me.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Oh, listen, I'm really sorry. It was, er...
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Derek was kind of...sort of chucking things and...
0:10:27 > 0:10:30..and I was kind of hitting them.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33I'm really sorry. That's really bad. I'll get you another one, honest.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Don't be silly. I never use it, anyway!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37SHE CHUCKLES
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Has he, er...? Oh, sorry. Morning breath.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44You should've smelt what Derek just did upstairs.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47It made the hairs on my arms stand up.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Did he say anything about the evening at all?
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Why?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Nothing.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Come on. Clearly, there's something, or you wouldn't have said that.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- DEREK:- Cath! Cath!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06This is interesting, Michael.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08No. No, it's nothing, honest.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Well, we'll see about that.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Hm!
0:11:13 > 0:11:14SHE CHUCKLES
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Oh, no! Here he is!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24How's your head this morning, Michael?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26THEY CHUCKLE
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Pauline's coming over.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Oh, OK. Bit early, isn't it?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Yeah. So I think it must be good news.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- I think she's going to let me back in my flat.- Oh, good.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44That's a bit crumpled, love. Have you got another one?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Yeah, but, er...
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Mm, how about a T-shirt?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54You could cover it with a jumper.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Hm!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02I need to do a wash.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04No, I am, I'm excited, yeah.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06How does your mum feel about you going?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08She's all right, yeah. She's happy for me.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10My mum'll love it over there.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12She can watch me surf.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- ALARM WAILS - Oh.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15That's my car.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Aren't you going to turn it off?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Nah. It turns itself off eventually.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Oh, God, not again!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Oh, God!
0:12:51 > 0:12:52BARKING
0:12:57 > 0:12:58TURNS ALARM OFF
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- See?- Hm.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Yeah. I've thought it all through. Me and my mum,
0:13:07 > 0:13:09we'll Skype during termtime
0:13:09 > 0:13:12and then she'll come and visit me on her holidays.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15It's a bit expensive, but she's got an ISA.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16- Oh, yeah?- Mm.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19You never get to see your girls and you're all right.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- Er...- No, but, like, when Abi went to Spain,
0:13:22 > 0:13:23you never got to see them,
0:13:23 > 0:13:27but you could still phone them, or text them, or whatever.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29And there's Skype. And they're older now, anyway, aren't they?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Yeah, but it's still hard, though, Jason.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34I know, I know. Yeah, 'course it is.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37I go months without holding them, touching them, smelling them.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- JASON CHUCKLES - Smelling them? You're gross!
0:13:40 > 0:13:43You don't love someone less just because they're older.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48My mum's not like that, anyway.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50She'll be all right.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52DOORBELL
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I need to get in the shower, actually.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01The Telegraph?
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Er...nope. That's not ours.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05How interesting, Cathy, the Telegraph!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08No, we don't get a paper. Jason just brings home the free ones.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Don't make excuses. It's nice to see you trying to improve yourself.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Well, come in, come in.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16It's cold out there, isn't it?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Oh, I don't feel it.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Yeah, winter's settling in, so...
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Is it, Cathy? I really wouldn't know.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25They were saying on the weather last night that it'll be freezing from now on.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Well, I don't notice things like that. It's real fur.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Right.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Sorry to come around so early.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36I seem to have caught you a little...a little unprepared.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Oh, it doesn't matter, it's nice to see you.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42So sorry to hear about your wrist.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Oh, yeah. I fell in the...
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Well, it's a bit of a long story. - I've heard it.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- Right.- Derek?- Yes.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Who's got time to read all that?
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Thanks.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07So, how was Derek?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09OK, come on, Michael, what's the big secret?
0:15:09 > 0:15:10You two been chasing women?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Oh-ho-ho! I wouldn't have the energy.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- Strip club?- I wouldn't know where to put my eyes.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17I'm sure you'd find somewhere.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19SHE CHUCKLES
0:15:20 > 0:15:22You're not going to tell me, are you?
0:15:22 > 0:15:23There's nothing to tell, honestly.
0:15:23 > 0:15:28Well, help yourself to cereal, or toast and...whatever.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30There's eggs and bacon, sausages.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33No, no, you're all right. I'm trying to slim down a bit.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37- Really?- Yeah.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39You don't need to lose weight. You're lovely just as you are.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Er... Hm.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01You OK, Kelly? Can I get you some breakfast?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03No. I'll have some carrots in a bit.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06SHE MOUTHS
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Er...Kelly, love, I was wondering if you could help me get ready for work?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Well, I won't deny I've missed you.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17HE EXHALES
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- What's wrong? - Nothing, no. I'm just...tired.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23I've missed you, too. I really have, darling.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26How many togs is that?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Eight?- Eight togs? Huh!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31No wonder she needs a blanket.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33SHE SIGHS
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Well, anyway, before you start getting all weepy again,
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- I meant what I said, I'm not going to be controlled by you.- No.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42If I want to meet with my husband to discuss the divorce, I can.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Yeah.- If I want to make him little videos, I can.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47If I want to swim with him in a lake, I can.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Do you mind if I open a window?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Yes, whatever.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54SHE SIGHS
0:16:54 > 0:16:58But having said all that, in the light of your emails last night,
0:16:58 > 0:17:01I'm willing to come to some sort of arrangement.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Emails?
0:17:05 > 0:17:06He wants me to swim with a dolphin!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Dolphins are nice.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10I've seen videos of them, Cathy. They sniff your bits.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12You need to talk to Jason about it.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15I have talked to him, Michael! I wrote him an email and sent it,
0:17:15 > 0:17:18and then I hacked into his phone and deleted it from his inbox.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19- Did you?!- Of course I did!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I'm a nutcase.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23I talk to foxes!
0:17:23 > 0:17:25GIGGLING
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Sorry, are you laughing with me or at me?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32With you!
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Good.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37I was having an after dinner macchiato with Geoff,
0:17:37 > 0:17:39then all these desperate little emails came rushing in.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43I hope you don't mind, I had to show him.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Yeah, no problem.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I wanted to come over before work
0:17:47 > 0:17:50because he's taking me to the ENO tonight.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Opera.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Oh, right.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Have you been to the opera, Derek?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Well, I saw Blood Brothers, didn't I?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Indeed.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02So, since you said last night you were so keen to do whatever I want,
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I was thinking you could pop into yours this afternoon
0:18:05 > 0:18:08and put a bottle of champagne in the fridge, in case he comes back.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Nothing too dry.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Don't worry, it isn't sexual.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16He's made that perfectly clear.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21You're not going to have another one of your little episodes, are you?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Um. No. No.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27I should get going. Let you get on with your jog.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29I love you.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Yes.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Mum? Have you done my shirt?!
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Yep!
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- You won't tell him about the dolphin, will you?- Of course not!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Or the Facebook thing?
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Or the foxes?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Or the fact I finished your Galaxy?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Dammit.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I only had a little bit.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Oh, hello.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55I didn't realise you worked in a supermarket too.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56I don't.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58You work in Waitrose, yeah?
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Yes.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Well, that's a supermarket.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01No, it's not.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06KNOCK ON DOOR
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Yeah?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Thanks, Mum.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11That's all right.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15You OK? What?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Just waiting till I can breathe.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Oh, sorry!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23It's all right, love, who needs an ozone layer?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26How are you feeling about your interview?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Yeah. Yeah. It's good, I think.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I've just been practising in the shower.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I want to be clever with it.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34You know when they ask you at the end,
0:19:34 > 0:19:35"Have you got any questions for us?"
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I'm going to look them in the eye and say,
0:19:37 > 0:19:39"What d'you mean?".
0:19:39 > 0:19:40It's good, isn't it?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Um...
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Can you turn round? I'm just gonna get my knackers out.- Yep.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49It's all sorted, all fixed.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Great.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52She's given me my keys back.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54He's finally realised I'm a free spirit.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56If I want to go to the opera with my husband
0:19:56 > 0:19:58and discuss our divorce, I can.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00If I want to spend the day on his yacht, I can.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01When did you do that?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Does it matter?
0:20:03 > 0:20:04Nope.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11I'll have that.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I'm really pleased you're feeling better.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Yeah, it's really worked itself out.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- I've just got to get things moving a bit more at work.- Yep.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Pay off some of my cards. Resubmit my tax return.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Sort out the VAT.- Yep.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- Then everything should be ok.- Yep.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Keep up the child support payments, obviously.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Deal with my loans.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Yeah. Catch up on my council tax.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Pay off my golf stuff.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Get my rings back from Cash Converters.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Sergey Brin. He's the guy who invented Google.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Yeah?- Google? The search engine?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Yeah, I know what Google is, love.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Sorry, you can turn round.
0:20:46 > 0:20:51He moved to America from Russia and started a new life, and look at him!
0:20:51 > 0:20:52That's true.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55So me and Kelly won't be living in a house like this.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59We'll have a big house on the beach.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Or in the Outback.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03We won't be spending our lives in a semi in the middle of nowhere
0:21:03 > 0:21:05like you and Dad.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09I mean, there's some disadvantages, aren't there?
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Yeah?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Yeah.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14I wouldn't be able to see you as much.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Well, that's true.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Mm. And you're not going to be around forever.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31What do you think about me going to Australia?
0:21:31 > 0:21:35Oh, um... I think it must be very exciting.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Yeah, it is. Yeah.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Have you talked to Kelly about it?
0:21:41 > 0:21:42Yeah, loads.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Great.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47How does she feel about spending the rest of her life in Australia?
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Um...
0:21:49 > 0:21:51I don't know. Excited, I think.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57I've never asked her that specifically, but yeah...
0:21:59 > 0:22:01I think you should ask her, love.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Yeah, definitely.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Better get going.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Good luck, love.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Also, I've been playing a lot of that online bingo.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I won a fiver last week.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Oh, good.- Yeah, so, things are definitely on the up.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21Let me know how it goes.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Yeah, bye.- Bye!
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Bye, everyone!
0:22:25 > 0:22:29Um, Kelly? Sorry, love. I forgot to give Jason this.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Could you ask him to post it?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Yep!- And don't forget to talk to him.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Pauline's given me my keys back.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Oh, good!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Babe?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Your mum wants you to post this.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Oh, OK.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51I'll come with.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01It's cold, isn't it?
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Yeah.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Clocks go back on Sunday.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Yeah.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Me and your mum are gonna make a podcast.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Your mum's been so good about her wrist, you know.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29She even tried to put the ironing board down on her own.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Oh, God. I should've helped her!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Oh, don't worry about it.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39I hope I get this job.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Yeah!
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Well, er, don't want you catching a chill.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47No!
0:23:47 > 0:23:48No way.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Good luck.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Thanks.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I love you.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30I love you too.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07So, come on then, Derek.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09What's Michael's big secret from last night?
0:25:10 > 0:25:13No, it was just man talk. That was all.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Man talk?- Come on, Michael. Cathy doesn't care.
0:25:16 > 0:25:17Er...
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Michael's joined a gym.
0:25:22 > 0:25:23A gym?
0:25:23 > 0:25:26I'd love to stay and chat about whether Michael's joined a gym or not,
0:25:26 > 0:25:29and for what it's worth I suspect he hasn't,
0:25:29 > 0:25:31but my Uber's three minutes away.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33OK, well, see you again soon.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34Yes. Well...
0:25:34 > 0:25:36We'll see how it goes with my husband.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Bye, then.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39How do you mean?
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Pauline, how do you mean?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Gym!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Imagine what Dave would've said.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Yeah.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Losing weight.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Joining a gym.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Who are you trying to impress?
0:25:58 > 0:26:02I thought you were going to say that you had a secret girlfriend
0:26:02 > 0:26:05you'd been boasting to Derek about.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06No!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08No, no. I wish!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10HE CHUCKLES
0:26:12 > 0:26:16Well, I'm just going to go upstairs and use your shower,
0:26:16 > 0:26:18if that's OK, and then head off to work.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Yeah, course. Help yourself.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25Thanks.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27No worries.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28What did he really say?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Oh, anyone can see that. He's besotted with her.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Can I get you something to eat, Kelly?
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Yeah.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52I'll have some carrots.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55They're detoxifying, aren't they?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57I'm feeling really toxified at the moment.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Yeah, I know what you mean.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03I might have some sausages.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Sausages?
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Yeah.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09OK.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Yeah. I might have a lovely sausage sandwich.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17Thick, buttery bread.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19Cover it in ketchup.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23And a nice big mug of tea.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26What do you think?
0:27:28 > 0:27:30They look nice.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Yeah, they're the posh ones.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Yeah.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38I know you're a veggie so you won't want any...
0:27:38 > 0:27:41But if you did want some sausages, and you don't have to, obviously,
0:27:41 > 0:27:44but if you did want a sausage sandwich...
0:27:44 > 0:27:46I wouldn't tell anyone.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49What do you think?
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Have you got time?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Yeah. I'm going to stick them on while I get ready.
0:27:56 > 0:27:57You won't tell anyone?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59It'll be our little secret.
0:28:00 > 0:28:01Oh, yeah.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04OK. Go on then.
0:28:04 > 0:28:05I'd love a fucking sausage.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10I'm so sorry! I can't believe it!
0:28:10 > 0:28:12I've just sworn in front of Cathy! I'm so sorry.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15What is wrong with me? That's bad.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17That's really bad. I'm so, so sorry, Cathy.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20I don't know what's come over me. I'm disgusting.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23Do you know what, Kelly?
0:28:23 > 0:28:24What?
0:28:29 > 0:28:31I'm really fucking disappointed in you.
0:28:35 > 0:28:36No!
0:28:38 > 0:28:39Cathy!
0:28:40 > 0:28:44# I got my ticket for the long way round
0:28:44 > 0:28:47# Two bottle whiskey for the way
0:28:47 > 0:28:51# And I sure would like some sweet company
0:28:51 > 0:28:54# And I'm leaving tomorrow, what do you say?
0:28:54 > 0:28:56# When I'm gone
0:28:56 > 0:28:59# When I'm go-o-one
0:28:59 > 0:29:02# You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
0:29:02 > 0:29:04# You're gonna miss me by my hair
0:29:04 > 0:29:06# You're gonna miss me everywhere, oh
0:29:06 > 0:29:09# You're gonna miss me when I'm gone. #