0:00:01 > 0:00:04Last time I hosted Buzzcocks, I was accused of being a bit grumpy,
0:00:04 > 0:00:07so in a bid to spruce up this show, I brought this with me.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09WHEELS SQUEAK
0:00:13 > 0:00:19THIS PROGRAMME CONTAINS SOME STRONG LANGUAGE
0:00:35 > 0:00:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Hello and welcome to Never Mind The Buzzcocks, where tonight,
0:00:48 > 0:00:52I'll be having a party with music, and fun and everything.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55LAUGHTER
0:00:55 > 0:00:58With team captain Philll Jupitus...
0:00:58 > 0:01:00# Woo-hoo...
0:01:00 > 0:01:03..the ex-bassist from Blur who briefly delighted Cliff Richard
0:01:03 > 0:01:05when he decided to devote his life to cheeses.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- It's Alex James. - CHEERING
0:01:14 > 0:01:18He's a star of Made In Chelsea, he was raised in the Carribbean
0:01:18 > 0:01:21and went to school at Eton. What's not to like? It's Spencer Matthews.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24CHEERING
0:01:26 > 0:01:29And across the way with captain Noel Fielding...
0:01:29 > 0:01:31# Cos I need...
0:01:31 > 0:01:34His real name is Michael Stafford, but he chose Maverick Sabre
0:01:34 > 0:01:37as he wanted a stage name that matched his initials.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Sadly, his first choice, Moira Stewart, was already taken.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Please welcome Maverick Sabre.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43CHEERING
0:01:47 > 0:01:51He's a 23-year-old grumpy comedian who says he's happiest when he's moaning.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Work hard and in 25 years' time,
0:01:53 > 0:01:56you too could be a last-minute stand-in host on Buzzcocks.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58It's Seannn Walsh.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59CHEERING
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Just to get us into the party atmosphere,
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I'd like to do a balloon trick.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Thank you very much.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14MUSIC: "We Like To Party (The Vengabus)" by Vengaboys
0:02:14 > 0:02:17AUDIENCE WHOOP AND CLAP ALONG
0:02:22 > 0:02:24CLAPPING DIES AWAY
0:02:24 > 0:02:25MUSIC STOPS
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Thank you, it's a snake, ladies and gentlemen. There you go.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Thank you very much.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33CHEERING
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Well, we start with a round called
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's... "insert relevant date here".
0:02:40 > 0:02:44We show each team a video montage - they have to guess the year
0:02:44 > 0:02:47and answer a question related to it. So, Noel, Maverick and Seannn,
0:02:47 > 0:02:50have a look at this and for a bonus point, guess what year it is.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53# My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
0:02:53 > 0:02:55# And they're like, "It's better than yours"
0:02:55 > 0:02:56# Damn right It's better than yours
0:02:56 > 0:02:59# I could teach you But I'd have to charge...
0:02:59 > 0:03:01# I believe in a thing called love
0:03:01 > 0:03:03# Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
0:03:03 > 0:03:05# There's a chance we can make it now
0:03:05 > 0:03:07# We'll be rockin' till the sun goes down
0:03:07 > 0:03:10# I believe in a thing called lo-ove...
0:03:10 > 0:03:12# All the things she said All the things she said
0:03:12 > 0:03:14# Running through my head Running through my head
0:03:14 > 0:03:16# Running through my head
0:03:16 > 0:03:18# All the things she said All the things she said
0:03:18 > 0:03:20# Running through my head Running through my head
0:03:20 > 0:03:21# All the things she said
0:03:21 > 0:03:25# This is not enough... #
0:03:25 > 0:03:27So Noel's team, what year was that?
0:03:27 > 0:03:31The problem is every time I watch that I see t.A.T.u. in school uniforms kissing each other,
0:03:31 > 0:03:34then I can't remember my own name, let alone the question.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Yes, good point. It is the year lesbianism was invented. What year was that?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Me and Seannn remember what we were doing when we first saw that video.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46We were in school uniforms holding hands, kissing.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Was that you?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Maverick, are you on tour?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Yes, we just doing some youth projects around the UK,
0:03:53 > 0:03:55with students in music colleges and unis.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58That sounds like a complete waste of time.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00I believe I'm lucky.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Stop wriggling about in your chair like an evil demon.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11I'm 50 years old, I've got piles, all right?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16You don't have to worry about that for a while.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I've got irritable bowel syndrome, trust me, I do.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24- Irritable bowel syndrome.- It's all just got very personal today.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27It's become like a therapy session. Have you got any issues?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I haven't got a house.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33I think we all guessed that.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- So, t.A.T.u.- You honestly have no idea?- We know what we're doing.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43You were too busy wanking like a safari park chimp,
0:04:43 > 0:04:46you forgot to note what year it was.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Safari park chimp? What?
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Banging my head against the glass and eating my own shit?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Isn't that how everyone does it? - We know what year it is.- Go on then.
0:04:57 > 0:04:592003.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- 2003.- Take that, you wriggler.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Now, yes it was 2003.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12In that montage you saw Kelis with her video, Milkshake.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15But how did she anger airport security in 2003? Anyone know?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17You got into trouble with them.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19My keys player went through security
0:05:19 > 0:05:22and they pulled a toiletry bag out of his main rucksack,
0:05:22 > 0:05:25opened it and it had two big kitchen scissors in it.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28And her went, "Oh, mate, I didn't put that in there."
0:05:28 > 0:05:32And I'm looking at him going, "Don't say any more,"
0:05:32 > 0:05:36and he goes, "Sometimes people just put things in my bag, I don't know where they come from."
0:05:36 > 0:05:40I like the idea he's in a band, going on tour and thinking to himself,
0:05:40 > 0:05:42"And might need to trim some bacon."
0:05:45 > 0:05:46When I go through customs
0:05:46 > 0:05:48what I like to do is when they look at me
0:05:48 > 0:05:52just to confuse them a little bit I just mime opening a door.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03No, the reason you do that is so you can pretend you have got a house.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- Kelis, Kelis. - How did she anger airport security?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Did she try and go through the X-ray machine herself?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20And squirt milkshake into their open mouths as she went past.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I think this is another of your fantasies.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Just had a suitcase of milkshake.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26No.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27What's in here?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29It just went everywhere.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32I told you not to open it.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38You don't know, do you? You don't know, you've had half-an-hour, you don't know.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43In 2003 security guards berated Kelis for accidentally sending her puppy through the X-ray machine.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Yes.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Unbelievable.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49She caused a massive security alert but on the plus side
0:06:49 > 0:06:53they did find a shadow on the dog's lung, so...
0:06:55 > 0:06:58..so it all worked out for the best, really.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Phill's team, have a look at this.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06MUSIC: "It's like that" by Run DMC
0:07:11 > 0:07:12# Tragedy
0:07:12 > 0:07:14# When the morning cries and you don't know why
0:07:14 > 0:07:16# It's hard to bear
0:07:16 > 0:07:20# With no-one to love you you're going nowhere... #
0:07:22 > 0:07:26# Brimful of Asha on the 45
0:07:26 > 0:07:30# Well, it's a brimful of Asha on the 45
0:07:30 > 0:07:31# Brimful of Asha on the... #
0:07:31 > 0:07:33So, what year was then?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Do you remember where you were when Geri left the Spice Girls?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Come to think of it? - I was actually on a grassy knoll.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45I was just about to pull the trigger, and then I heard the news.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I thought, "Well, my work here is done."
0:07:49 > 0:07:51It's weird how it collapsed, isn't it?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55You thought, "it can still survive without one of those elements,"
0:07:55 > 0:07:58but as soon as she was prised out, it was like Jenga, it just went...
0:08:00 > 0:08:03The four of them doing Wembley, saying, "We're all fine."
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Literally, in the middle of the gig, saying, "Everything's fine!"
0:08:07 > 0:08:10She was quite entertaining. She wore flags for dresses, did karate.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14She had ginger hair. She was like Ronald McDonald, really, in a way.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Alex, the 1990s. Do you remember anything?
0:08:22 > 0:08:28Erm, I'm pretty sure I was in Iceland when the Spice Girls sank.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Really? What were you doing shopping?
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- I spent yesterday working in Kentucky Fried Chicken.- What?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40And I think that's probably more interesting than being in a band now.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Is that why you're wearing that red shirt?
0:08:48 > 0:08:52"I was just working in KFC. Mental! "Sniffing battered chicken.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56"I'm off my nut on chicken wing!"
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- Spencer, what were you doing in the '90s?- In the late '90s I was about 10 or so.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06I was probably wondering why I was fatter than all my peers at school.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- I was a fairly obese child. - Oh, I am sorry(!)- I know, right.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I've hit on a raw nerve there, and I apologise.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Alex was telling me earlier he's becoming a licensed cheese therapist.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23A cheese therapist?
0:09:23 > 0:09:27I tried some of your cheese backstage, the tomato ketchup cheddar.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- It's beaut, mate, it's really nice.- Thank you very much indeed.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I imagine it'll work well in toasties.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34That's the thing. That's the beauty of it.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40You're like a sort of weird cheese child catcher now.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44You've got loads of kids in the corner with Babybels and a lighter,
0:09:44 > 0:09:47"Melt it! No, he says it's bad, melt it!"
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Sorry, how do you package your cheese?
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Just in a sock.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55The wrapping is always quite difficult to get into.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- I agree.- And now they've got zips, so it's like a pencil case.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01But without pencils. You've got cheese.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Imagine being a kid, you get to your exam, you think,
0:10:03 > 0:10:05"Brilliant, going to have a ruler, a pen.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07"Oh, it's cheese."
0:10:07 > 0:10:08That's what's exciting.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12The exciting developments in the cheese world are actually packaging.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16It's essentially been the same since the time of Tutankhamen,
0:10:16 > 0:10:18who was buried with three different kinds of cheese.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Tutankhamen was one cheese away from being a quattro formaggio.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30What have you done? Is it like a satsuma skin, really loose?
0:10:30 > 0:10:31That would be good.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35It holds a cape, and then when you come over to it, it goes "Ooh!"
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- What year is it, then? We're after a year.- 1998.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45You're spot on, it is, it's 1998.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48APPLAUSE
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Yes, it was 1998. As seen in that montage,
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Alice Cooper released his greatest hits,
0:10:55 > 0:11:00but how did a snake cause havoc at his gig in 1998?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- He used to go on stage wearing one, like a feather boa.- I was 10, I don't know that.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Exactly, you're just crying to yourself, aren't you?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Wondering why you had no friends, I know.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11We'll get to the bottom of it, don't worry. What do you reckon?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- THICK ACCENT:- They go down his shorts and bite him?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Sorry, could you...?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Without being racist, could you repeat that, please?
0:11:21 > 0:11:26Sorry, awkward moment at the BBC.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- How old are you? Do you mind me asking?- I'm 21.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- You weren't even fat. - I wasn't fat.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33And yet you had the presence of mind to call yourself Maverick.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- I did, yes.- Is that because you were a big Top Gun fan?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38My mum and dad were Star Wars fans.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- They actually called you Maverick Sabre?- Yeah.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I love the silence, and that's a total lie altogether, lads.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Have you got Maverick Sabre on your passport?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50I don't have Maverick Sabre, I've got Mickey Murphy.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53He's not in Star Wars!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Be fair, they had a lot of contractors on that Death Star.
0:11:58 > 0:12:03He's in one scene at the back. Carrying a plank across.
0:12:05 > 0:12:10The answer is that Alice's pet boa shat all over Alice
0:12:10 > 0:12:13on the stage, and the smell was so bad that when his roadies
0:12:13 > 0:12:18came on stage dressed as clowns to clean it up, they started vomiting.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26And several children in the audience burst into tears.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Hey, that's clowns for you.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31At the end of that round, Noel's team has one,
0:12:31 > 0:12:33and Philll's team has one.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Next up is the intros round,
0:12:40 > 0:12:44so let's celebrate with a game of pass the parcel.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47# I'm a Barbie girl
0:12:47 > 0:12:49# In my Barbie world
0:12:49 > 0:12:51# Life in plastic
0:12:51 > 0:12:52# It's fantastic
0:12:52 > 0:12:54# You can brush my hair
0:12:54 > 0:12:57# Undress me everywhere
0:12:57 > 0:12:58# Imagination
0:12:58 > 0:13:00# Life is your creation
0:13:01 > 0:13:03# I'm a blonde bimbo girl
0:13:03 > 0:13:05# In my fantasy world Dress me up
0:13:05 > 0:13:07# Make it tight I'm your... #
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Oh!
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Oh, that's embarrassing!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Oh, it's an iPad!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Oh, I've been after one of them, that's great. So, intros.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29Noel and Maverick, here are yours to do for Seannn, please.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Cool.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Dow-now-now-now-now-now-now-now
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- # Now-now-now-now... - Ho! Ho! Hey!
0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Hoi! Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# Now-now-now-now-now-now
0:13:40 > 0:13:41# Urhh, urhh!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Giving it a bit of a Native American slant.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Eh, eh, eh!
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Come on, you must know this one!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Is it I Don't Know Where I Am by the Satnavs?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Is it Get Out Of My Wheel by the Angry Hamsters?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Is it Ow, That Hurts, by Anal Danger?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- Sorry, Jack, I don't know. - You don't know. OK.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14No, fair enough, you know, it's always good to have a guess.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Over to this side. Philll? - I thought it was Anal Danger as well.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Spencer, any idea?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- No idea. - Oh, what a surprise.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33LAUGHTER
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Alex?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Was it the jig from the St Paul suite by Holst?
0:14:38 > 0:14:42It's actually Jessie J, Do It Like A Dude.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Here's how it should have sounded... - Hey!
0:14:44 > 0:14:45OPENING CHORUS
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Mmm...
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Yes, yes. That will do.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53That will do. Next one, please.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57When you said "Hey!", it's like in Grand theft Auto
0:14:57 > 0:15:02when you nearly get hit by a car and the pedestrian just goes, "Hey!"
0:15:02 > 0:15:05I haven't got a computer, I've got a Spectrum.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Unless it annoys Daley Thomson, I can't help you.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Right, one, two, three...
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Bada bada... tsss. Bada, bada...
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Bada, bada... tsss....
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Bada badow....
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Bada, bada....
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Bada, bada...
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Bada, bada...
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Bada, bada...
0:15:27 > 0:15:31You realise that will be on your ceiling tonight? Just, bada, bada...
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Bada, bada...
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Is it, It's Really Cold In Here by The Fridges?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- You don't know. Any idea over here?- Perfect Ten by the Beautiful South?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Yes it is, it's Perfect 10, well done. Yes.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45APPLAUSE
0:15:47 > 0:15:49It would've sounded like this done by them...
0:15:49 > 0:15:50MUSIC
0:15:59 > 0:16:00# She's a perfect 10. #
0:16:00 > 0:16:03That was Perfect 10 by Beautiful South.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06One in seven people in Britain is said to own a Beautiful South record.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08One in seven? Could so easily have been me.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Makes you think, doesn't it?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12LAUGHTER
0:16:13 > 0:16:15We also heard Jessie J with Do It Like A Dude.
0:16:15 > 0:16:21Her real name is Jessica Cornish, but she calls herself Jessie J, that's her Essex routes,
0:16:21 > 0:16:25she wanted to make her name sounds like a child in a court case.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Phill and Alex, here are yours. for Spencer, if you wouldn't mind?
0:16:30 > 0:16:36People tell you, Spencer from Made In Chelsea is on the show
0:16:36 > 0:16:39and Alex went to me, "are they a good band?
0:16:39 > 0:16:40LAUGHTER.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41- Ah...- Wooo...
0:16:45 > 0:16:47THEY MAKE DRUM NOISES
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Hey ah! Hey ah!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- Hey ah! Hey ah! Hey ah! - Boom, boom!
0:16:52 > 0:16:54He doesn't know it.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55That was brilliant.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58It sounded good but I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00You're sorry?!
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Think of your tubby inner child shaking his little head!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Do I get any clues?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Those are the clues, really.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Do you know the song?
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Do you want to tell him?
0:17:17 > 0:17:21It's Shakira with the legendary Wacker Wacker.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- Wacker Wacker. - Her tribute to Timmy Mallet.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Spencer, this is how it should have sounded.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27MUSIC
0:17:36 > 0:17:37AUDIENCE CLAPPING
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- OK.- Why didn't you come in with that bit?
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- We're not allowed to come in with the vocals on the intro, Spencer! - No.- Fine.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48It seems that you don't watch our show either.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Next up, come on, next up, got it?
0:17:59 > 0:18:00MIMICS GUITAR AND DRUM SOLO
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Dum, dum, dum....
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Buba dubba dubba!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Bubba dubba dubba!
0:18:16 > 0:18:20If you don't know it is one, you must have been in a coma.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25I think I know the song but I can't, I've blanked on the name.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29You were 10, fat, you fell off a see-saw, you woke up just now.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- You know it, I have to throw it over to you, what is it? - It's Jimi Hendrix.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- And?- Purple haze?- Purple haze. It was, yes
0:18:36 > 0:18:39and it should have sounded like this...
0:18:39 > 0:18:40GUITAR SOLO
0:18:44 > 0:18:46It's all up there, isn't it?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59That was Jimi Hendrix with Purple Haze.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02The flat where Hendrix died is to be opened to the public.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06It's actually part of a morbid tour of London. You can see Hendrix's death flat,
0:19:06 > 0:19:09the tree that Mark Boland crashed his Mini into
0:19:09 > 0:19:12and the actual studio where Ant and Dec recorded Red Or Black.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:19:19 > 0:19:21We also heard Shakira with Wacker Wacker.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26Shakira is of course Colombia's greatest gift to the music industry.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Well, second greatest gift.
0:19:30 > 0:19:35Shakira's single Gypsy was at number six in the charts for three weeks, before being moved on.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Round Three is the identity parade!
0:19:45 > 0:19:47AUDIENCE CHEERS.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Hmm...
0:19:50 > 0:19:55Noel, Maverick and Seann, what about some early 90s techno pop?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57For the audience only, here's Love Decade.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01# Feel the power, feel it, feel the power, feel it
0:20:01 > 0:20:04# Feel the power, feel it, come on, can you feel it too?
0:20:04 > 0:20:08# Feel the power, feel it everywhere
0:20:08 > 0:20:10# It's so real, so real, so real
0:20:10 > 0:20:13# Oh, I feel it in the air
0:20:13 > 0:20:15# I feel it everywhere
0:20:15 > 0:20:20# It's so real, so real, so real, yeah, yeah...#
0:20:21 > 0:20:26That was Love Decade with So Real but which of our line-up is vocalist Jerome Stokes?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Is it number one, Love Decade?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Number two, love handles?
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Number three, love for sale?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Number four, love Downton Abbey?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Or number five, love that dare not speak its name?
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Noel?- Oh, help me.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- Love Decade. - I'm thinking number two. - You're thinking number two.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52He's got that little leg. Essence about him.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53- He's got an essence?- Yes.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57He's more gaunt, he looks like he's done more pills.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00He's got the nose!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02He's just had flashbacks!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05It's definitely not number four.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09I think I've seen him before as an extra, on this show.
0:21:11 > 0:21:16They've given him a beard. I know I'm thick but I'm not that thick.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Why are they dressed as Nazis? - I don't know.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- Number three could be... - Number three could fuck you up.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- I mean, I don't think it's number one.- No.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30It's like an interesting sort of character
0:21:30 > 0:21:32that wanders about heavily wooded areas...
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- What do we reckon, what do we reckon?- I'm still thinking two...
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Number two. That's the irritable bowel syndrome, is it?
0:21:40 > 0:21:41I reckon two.
0:21:42 > 0:21:47Let's find out. Would the real Jerome Stokes please step forward?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Wha-hay!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51APPLAUSE
0:21:53 > 0:21:58Now part of N-Trance and with his solo album B-More Boy out now,
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Jerome Stokes, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, Jerome.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Get him back to the ambient room, quickly!
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Phill, Alex and Spencer, how about some '70s heavy metal.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Here are the Heavy Metal Kids.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18# What do you think of in your room?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25# When you're not reaching for the moon?
0:22:28 > 0:22:32# Does your mummy know you've got dirty legs?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34# Does she know what's in your head?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37# She's no angel... #
0:22:40 > 0:22:43That was the Heavy Metal Kids with She's No Angel.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Which of our line-up is bassist Ronnie Thomas?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Is it number one, heavy metal kids?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Number two, heavy night.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Number three heavy petting.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Number four, heavy goods vehicle.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Or number five, do not operate heavy machinery?
0:23:04 > 0:23:05Phill, your team.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09It's like cockneys from space.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Three has the rock look.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Three looks like a rock star? Why do you say that, Spencer?
0:23:13 > 0:23:17The jewellery, his outfit is a bit different.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18He looks more...
0:23:18 > 0:23:22They are given these outfits, they don't bring their own!
0:23:22 > 0:23:25The odds on five blokes turning up like that...!
0:23:25 > 0:23:29- I was thinking the same thing. - It's remarkable.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33It could be five. I'm five, three or one.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Five looks quite bored about show business.- Embittered.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39If I was looking for a bass player, I would go with number one.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41That's my gut feeling.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Blur were looking for a bass player and went for you so...!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46We all make mistakes.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Let's go for the base Mojo. Alex, pick one.- One.
0:23:49 > 0:23:55So, will the real Ronnie Thomas please step forward.
0:23:55 > 0:24:00APPLAUSE
0:24:05 > 0:24:10Now writing and soon-to-be gigging with a reformed Heavy Metal Kids, Ronnie Thomas, ladies and gentlemen!
0:24:18 > 0:24:19So, we end with next lines
0:24:19 > 0:24:22and what better way to celebrate than with face paints.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Yes, it's a party. I did tell you.
0:24:26 > 0:24:31Get yourself painted up with face paints.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35# Saturday night I feel the air is getting hot
0:24:38 > 0:24:40# Thank you, baby... #
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Aslan!
0:24:41 > 0:24:45# I'll make you mine you know I'll take you to the top
0:24:45 > 0:24:47# I'll drive you crazy... #
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Another eye, that'd be good!
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Let's have a look.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00APPLAUSE
0:25:07 > 0:25:10You all look great, that's good. I had no idea...
0:25:15 > 0:25:17I am a dir-r-r-ty panda!
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- What are you coming as?- Mummy!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I've got an idea.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Come on, you've got to let me do something.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32I really wanted to do a smile on you.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Just get it right in there.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44What are you doing?
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Just putting a little something on there. There we are.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01You can laugh, this is bullying in the workplace.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04OK, Phill. Here are yours.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Phill's team is going first. There is no logic to that.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09So, your time starts now.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11School's out for summer...
0:26:11 > 0:26:14School's out forever.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15Come on, Barbie...
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Let's go party.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19He lives in a house, a very big house...
0:26:19 > 0:26:20In the country.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24No, because he's a lege... Spencer Matthews, Made In Chelsea!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29I need a dollar, a dollar...
0:26:29 > 0:26:31A dollar's what I need.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34No, because daddy cut me off. It's Spencer Matthews!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Chelsea, Chelsea, I believe.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Spencer Matthews!
0:26:40 > 0:26:44When you are dancing slowly, sucking your sleeve. It's the Fratellis.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47What are you saying that for?!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50APPLAUSE
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Well, Noel's team you need four points to win.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01And your time starts now.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04She's a perfect 10 but she wears a 12...
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Ow, Ow! by Anal Danger.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Baby keep a little two for me... Beautiful South. Perfect 10.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13There ain't no party...
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- Like an S club party. - No, like a Jack Dee party!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- You can be my wing man any time... - Goose.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Bullshit, you can be mine.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25It's what Maverick said on Top Gun.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27You never close your eyes any more...
0:27:27 > 0:27:29When I kiss your face.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32By Maverick on Top Gun.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Tonight we are going to party like it's...
0:27:34 > 0:27:361999.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40I also would have accepted 1998 and 2003.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44It's my party and I'll cry if I want to...
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Oh, I've given you the second line!
0:27:53 > 0:27:55So, that brings us to the final scores.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59In second place with four is Noel but this week's winner is Phill with five!
0:27:59 > 0:28:03APPLAUSE
0:28:05 > 0:28:09So, thanks to Phill, Alex and Spencer. Noel, Maverick and Seann.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13This has been one hell of a party. I'm off to play on the bouncy castle.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Good night!
0:28:15 > 0:28:17# With an atmosphere
0:28:17 > 0:28:21# I love a party with a happy atmosphere
0:28:22 > 0:28:24# So let me take you there
0:28:24 > 0:28:29# And you and I'll be dancin' in the cool night air
0:28:29 > 0:28:31# Oh, oh, what an atmosphere
0:28:31 > 0:28:37# I love a party with a happy atmosphere, yeah mmm
0:28:37 > 0:28:39# Music everywhere
0:28:39 > 0:28:43# And soon we'll be dancin' in the cool night air
0:28:43 > 0:28:46# Oh what an atmosphere... #
0:28:46 > 0:28:48What are you clapping along like?
0:28:48 > 0:28:50You look like you'd turn up on a coach!