0:00:02 > 0:00:02- Call it.- Tails.
0:00:04 > 0:00:05- Yes!- There you go.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07- I'll have the D-man, Dynamo. - Yes!
0:00:07 > 0:00:09OK, I've got to start strong. Cho.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13I need someone with a beautiful voice. Beverly?
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Oooh! I wanted Beverly.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18- OK. Reggie.- Gotta be Reggie.- Yeah.
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Sweet, OK. Two-a-side?
0:00:19 > 0:00:21That's pretty even.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23- All right.- Hey, guys...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24Buxton! Post!
0:00:50 > 0:00:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Hello, and welcome to the show.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I'm Adam Buxton, off of Adam and Joe,
0:01:01 > 0:01:06and some films, and my BBC6 Music Radio Show.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11If none of those ring any bells for you, just take my word for it. I am Adam Buxton, I swear to you.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Joining me tonight for some pop-based hilarity, on Noel's team:
0:01:15 > 0:01:19She's not been on the show before. We should have booked her.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21We would have booked her,
0:01:21 > 0:01:22we could have booked her
0:01:22 > 0:01:25but we didn't book her. But we have now, so it's fine.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27It's British soul legend, Beverly Knight!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31APPLAUSE
0:01:33 > 0:01:38And Dynamo. He's the most talked about magician of his generation.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41He can also clear a blocked drain, with no call out!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43It's Dynamo, ladies and gentlemen.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45APPLAUSE
0:01:48 > 0:01:51And on Phil's team tonight:
0:01:51 > 0:01:55She's an American comedian and recording artist whose
0:01:55 > 0:02:00songs include, "Your Dick", "My puss" and "Eat Shit and Die."
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Timeless songs that my mum used to sing to me when I was little.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05It's Margaret Cho.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07CHEERING
0:02:09 > 0:02:13He's a well known actor, presenter and Radio 1 DJ.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15And he's taken a day off from running
0:02:15 > 0:02:18his very successful chain of wine bars.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19It's Reggie Yates.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23CHEERING
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Now, Dynamo, before we kick off,
0:02:27 > 0:02:30have you got anything cool you can show us?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32You want me to start the show like this, yeah?
0:02:32 > 0:02:37- Lay something cool on me!- Bev, I noticed you had some mints backstage. Do you have them here?
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Yeah, I do.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Beef are we talking about here?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42No, mints!
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Do you want one?
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Is that all right?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Yeah.- Yeah?
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Oh, don't do that!
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Oh, my God!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oh, flippin' heck!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20APPLAUSE
0:03:24 > 0:03:25If you don't like it, spit it out.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30I think that trick could be improved if you did it with a Babybel.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Babybels don't have a hole.- Donut?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Donut, that would work.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41- Let me know when he starts ripping donuts out of his throat, I'm in. - You're down, yeah?
0:03:41 > 0:03:45I always thought Never Mind the Buzzcocks was missing a trick
0:03:45 > 0:03:47by not having bespoke radio style jingles
0:03:47 > 0:03:49to explain each round.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53So here's a bit of an AC/DC jingle for you right now.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54# 2, 3, 4
0:04:11 > 0:04:14APPLAUSE
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Now That was cool! - I'm going to show you
0:04:16 > 0:04:21a picture in which we've morphed together two well known faces from the world of music.
0:04:21 > 0:04:27The teams have to tell me who those faces belong to, and then, what connects them. Noel's team,
0:04:27 > 0:04:29who's been morphed?
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Easy. We thought that was Rastamouse.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Do you do some voices for Rastamouse?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I am the voice of the mouse himself.
0:04:41 > 0:04:47- No, no, it's not gonna happen.- You're not gonna do a bit of Rastamouse? He just pulled a Polo out of his neck!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Who wants to see Reggie?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- CHEERING - Come on!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Reggie, can I just say, if I was the voice of Rastamouse,
0:04:57 > 0:05:00that would be my only voice!
0:05:01 > 0:05:02- Have you seen the show?- Yes.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05It's really up there. It's quite high, it's hard to get to.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Noel thinks it's a documentary.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11I saw a mouse today as well, actually.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- Did he have locks? - He was a dubstep mouse.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18You were saying the Rastafarians were a bit annoyed
0:05:18 > 0:05:20cos a mouse is quite small.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21They were vexed because
0:05:21 > 0:05:24they said the mouse is like this little creature
0:05:24 > 0:05:28and they were like, "It should be a lion! It should represent a lion!"
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Rastalion doesn't have the same ring.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Are you really not going to do it? I'm dying to hear. - They'd all forgotten!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36CHEERING DROWNS SPEECH
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- Just say Never Mind The Buzzcocks in the style of Rastamouse.- Oh, God.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44All right, just to prevent ruining it for any children,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- can I, like, hide my face?- Sure.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51I'm going to turn around so you can't see me. Don't put me off.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55It's like being at the urinal. I don't want you to look at me.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56You know what's funny?
0:05:56 > 0:06:00I can feel you wiggling a little bit cos you're trying not to laugh.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Yeah, that's right, "trying not to laugh".
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I can't bloody do it!
0:06:11 > 0:06:15Never... I can't do it! I can't do it.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18I tried, I really did, I can't do it. I can't. Sorry, I'm sorry.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19It's really easy to do it.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23If you don't know it's coming then I'll just suddenly go...
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Give me a nudge.- .."MOUSE NOW!" And it's not a pressure situation at all.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31- That's the deal. When there's no pressure on, I can deliver the mouse. - Yeah, OK.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37When the pressure's not on, we can all "deliver the mouse".
0:06:39 > 0:06:42So how are you getting on with that picture?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- He's a nice-looking chap, isn't he?- A bit like Jack Sparrow.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48The words "Jack Sparrow" shouldn't be said in that accent.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- MIMICS YORKSHIRE ACCENT: - A bit like Jack Sparrow.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58- It was quite beautiful. You're from Bradford, aren't you?- Yeah.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02I had a friend from Bradford, and when something went wrong, he used to go...
0:07:02 > 0:07:06- YORKSHIRE ACCENT: - "Oh, no, it's a horror show!"
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- You said Jack Sparrow?- Yeah. - Do you think this is...?
0:07:10 > 0:07:11It's Keith, right?
0:07:11 > 0:07:16- I think that that might be Keith Richards.- I'm going to give you a clue just to help you along.- Go on.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21This is a clue featuring the lyrics of one of the celebrities,
0:07:21 > 0:07:23sung sort of in the style of the other one.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26# Get out of the way, yo Get out of the way, yo
0:07:26 > 0:07:30# Biggie Smalls just got dropped Little move pass the mac
0:07:30 > 0:07:31# And let me hit him in his back
0:07:31 > 0:07:34# Frank White needs to get spanked, right. #
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Fantastic.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42- You've got this, don't you?- 2Pac. - It's 2Pac.- Pretty girly-eyed 2Pac.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- Keith Richards and 2Pac.- Yeah. - let's see if you're right.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Yeah.- Look at that.- Absolutely right. - APPLAUSE
0:07:52 > 0:07:58Keith Richards and 2Pac - the question is, what connects the two, though?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Well, their faces were fused.
0:08:00 > 0:08:05- I have a physical clue for you.- Ah.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Here we go.- Oh! Yeah.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Didn't Keith say that when his dad died,
0:08:12 > 0:08:17he had his dad's ashes and he chopped out a line of his dad
0:08:17 > 0:08:19and snorted a line of his dad?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- No.- Don't look at me like I'm a sicko, I didn't do it!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- He talked about it in his book. - He chops out a line...
0:08:25 > 0:08:29He says, "Oh, this has been blown out of all proportion. I did a tiny bit."
0:08:31 > 0:08:35But where does Pac come into it, then?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Was 2Pac committed? - I think you've pretty much got it.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- Both are linked to the misuse of cremated remains.- Oh, my God.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Keith Richards claims he snorted his father's ashes
0:08:45 > 0:08:49while 2Pac's old crew, The Outlawz,
0:08:49 > 0:08:53claimed they smoked his ashes at a memorial barbeque on the beach.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Good barbeque!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Phill's team, whose faces have we morphed here?
0:08:59 > 0:09:06- Ooh!- I mean, I'm just, like... Looking at it sideways like this with all of the hair...
0:09:06 > 0:09:07To me it just looks like porn.
0:09:07 > 0:09:13- I assure you, that is wrong for porn.- Yeah.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Here's a clue featuring the lyrics of one of those celebrities,
0:09:16 > 0:09:18delivered sort of in the style of the other.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21# What you gonna do with all that junk?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23# All that junk inside your trunk
0:09:23 > 0:09:25# I'm gonna get get get you drunk
0:09:25 > 0:09:28# Get you love drunk off my hump. #
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Innit.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34APPLAUSE
0:09:34 > 0:09:38I don't remember there being an "innit," on the original version of My Humps.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39This is the remix.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44It's obvious, it's Fergie cos that was the song, My Humps.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- So it's Fergie.- Whoever the other person is looks quite hip hop - there's a hat, there's a chain.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Soon as I saw that tiny moustache I can't help
0:09:51 > 0:09:54but be reminded of a young man that sat next to me
0:09:54 > 0:09:58on a number of occasions on this very Quiz.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Is it Dappy from N-Dubz?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Fergie and Dappy, let's see if you're right.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07There you go!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09APPLAUSE
0:10:09 > 0:10:14Absolutely right, it's Dappy and Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas
0:10:14 > 0:10:17but the question is what connects the two.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Oh, Lordy.- Well, think past times.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22What do these amazing artists get up to
0:10:22 > 0:10:24when they're not creating timeless sounds?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Do you have a clue?- Yeah, I've got a bit of a clue.- Whip it out.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34A delicious bit of fish.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Why did you give it to me like I'm going to chop it up?
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- No! Oh!- Oh, mate.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Look at that, how am I going to get home and explain?
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Yeah, I've been doing Buzzcocks, love.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56So why does your breath and fingers... Anyway! Um...
0:11:00 > 0:11:04- They're keen anglers? They're not?- Bongo.- Shut up?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06APPLAUSE
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Oh, my God!
0:11:09 > 0:11:13You're absolutely right, Phill, they are both keen fishermen.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Fergie is an ardent angler while Dappy loves carp fishing.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20We actually have a picture of Dappy on the cover of Total Carp.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24This is real, this is not mocked up. There he is... Uh...
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Look at the size of that thing! - Yeah, it's giant.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33I is gonna need a bigger boat, you know what I mean?
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Dappy grew up in Camden so presumably fell in love with
0:11:37 > 0:11:42fishing when he caught his first condom-infested shopping trolley.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46You have a bit of time to think about it, I'll just buffer.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51APPLAUSE
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Next up, it's the Intros Round.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Here's a little intro for you in a very modern synth-pop style.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Thank you very much.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23APPLAUSE
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Noel and Beverley here are yours for Dynamo.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30OK.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Wow.
0:12:32 > 0:12:37# Doo-la-loo-loo doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-la-loo-loo-loo da-doo-doo-do
0:12:37 > 0:12:39# Doo-loo-loo-loo
0:12:39 > 0:12:41# Say nothing at all! #
0:12:41 > 0:12:47# Doo-la-loo-loo doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-la-loo-loo-loo da-doo-doo-do
0:12:47 > 0:12:48# Doo-la-loo-loo
0:12:48 > 0:12:50# Bip-bip-bip-ba-bippa
0:12:50 > 0:12:53What?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56I just felt like I was letting the side down.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00I'm going to have to pass on that one I think. I can't...
0:13:00 > 0:13:03You say you're going to pass on it and then you're going to bring
0:13:03 > 0:13:07a coconut on, chop it in half and the answer's going to be...
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Phill, would you like to?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11You know the song.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15# The female of the species is more deadly than the male. #
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- Do the mouse!- Huh?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Never mind... I can't do it!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24APPLAUSE
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Sorry.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Reggie, you're absolutely right it was Space with
0:13:27 > 0:13:29The Female of the Species.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Next intro please.- Oh, yeah!
0:13:32 > 0:13:33NOEL WHISTLES
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Do-do-da-do-do, do-do-da-do-do
0:13:36 > 0:13:42# Do-do-da-do-do, do-do-da-do-do, do-da-dum-dum
0:13:42 > 0:13:44# Do-do-da-do-do, do-do-da-do-do. #
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Magic Moments?
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Very good, absolutely correct, Magic Moments by Perry Como.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54This is how it should have sounded.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Now, this seems like a good point at which to ask you, Dynamo,
0:14:06 > 0:14:09perhaps if you could provide us with another magic moment.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- Do you want to see something that's quite freaky, yeah?- Yeah.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Watch this.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20ALL: Oh!
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Oh, no.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24But have you seen this?
0:14:29 > 0:14:34APPLAUSE
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Wow!- Yeah? Have you seen this?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Prepare to be amazed!
0:14:46 > 0:14:47APPLAUSE
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Phill and Margaret, here are your intros for Reggie.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56OK, OK.
0:14:56 > 0:15:02# Danga-nanga-nanga-nanga-nanga danga-nanga-nanga-nanga-nanga
0:15:02 > 0:15:09# Baddaw, daddaw, baddaw, daddaw! #
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Wow. She's going. Wow!
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- Um, sorry!- No? Not going to happen.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Um, Noel's team?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Is it Pinball Wizard, The Who?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Pinball Wizard by The Who, absolutely correct!
0:15:21 > 0:15:25APPLAUSE
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Well done, here is how it should have sounded.
0:15:27 > 0:15:32MUSIC PLAYS
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Windmill!
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Next one please, Phill.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43OK.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45# Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum
0:15:45 > 0:15:48# Neeyow-yeeow
0:15:48 > 0:15:51# Neeyow-yeeow
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- # Doo-doo-doo-deeyow - # Neeyow-yeeow. #
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Oh, no!
0:15:55 > 0:15:57# Neeyow-yeeow #
0:15:57 > 0:15:59# Beeyow-chicka-wow
0:15:59 > 0:16:00# Neeyow-yeeow
0:16:02 > 0:16:04# Neeyow-yeeow! #
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Sorry, I was really into it.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- Oh no! Nah, I've got nothing! - To be fair, we're not very good.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19It sounded like I was waiting for a cat to finish abusing itself.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Noel, Beverley, Dynamo, any ideas?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25BOTH: Rastamouse!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Do the mouse!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Never mind... No!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Each time he gets a little further along.
0:16:34 > 0:16:39- I'm lost. Totally.- Bon Jovi?- Oh! - Yeah, was it Bon Jovi?
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- I knew I knew it!- Do the mouse, come on!- I'll just do my own voice.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47I can't, sorry.
0:16:47 > 0:16:52LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:16:52 > 0:16:57- Bon Jovi, but which track? - The something Glory?- Blades!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Yeah, Blades of Glory by Jon Bon Jovi.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Jon Bon Jovi says his ideal partner would wear blue jeans,
0:17:09 > 0:17:12cowboy boots and have voluptuous breasts.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14In other words, Simon Cowell.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19We also heard The Who with Pinball Wizard.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Pete Townsend says that he's now almost completely stone deaf
0:17:22 > 0:17:25which is a shame - not only might it end his musical career,
0:17:25 > 0:17:29he also won't hear his wife coming up the stairs when he's using the internet.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Right, it's time for the Mystery Line-Up round
0:17:33 > 0:17:36and I've got a little jingle for you in the popular
0:17:36 > 0:17:42Cajun pop-country style that's rapidly overtaking dubstep I think you'll find.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06A song about the vicissitudes of fame there.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Noel, Dynamo and Beverley,
0:18:07 > 0:18:11how about some early British jazz-funk for you.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14For the audience only, here is Light of the World.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18# Freedom came my way one day
0:18:18 > 0:18:22# And I started out of town
0:18:22 > 0:18:25# They say they wanna bring me in guilty
0:18:25 > 0:18:29# For the killing of the deputy
0:18:29 > 0:18:34# So I shot, I shot him down
0:18:34 > 0:18:39# But I say, hey! #
0:18:39 > 0:18:42That was Light of the World with I Shot the Sheriff, but,
0:18:42 > 0:18:47which one of our line-up is singer and lead guitarist Nat Augustin?
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Is it, number one, I shot the sheriff?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Number two, I shot JR?
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Number three, I shot my own porn film?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Number four, I shot my wife and kids?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Or number five, I shat my pants?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Noel's team.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13I think number two, cos he's holding like a firm gaze.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- That's what I thought.- Come on, Merlin, you can do better than that.
0:19:20 > 0:19:25Easily number three, look at his stance. He doesn't give a shit.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- It could be number one. - Oh, thanks, it could be number one!
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Say something funny and try and break him.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34It's not as easy as that.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- Number 1's got the eyes, though, hasn't he?- Yeah.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40He's got the eyes of a haunted...
0:19:40 > 0:19:42old Russian lady.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45What?!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50I'm like Columbo - it looks like I don't know what I'm doing,
0:19:50 > 0:19:52but it's all going on up here.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Number 1. - What do you think? Number 1?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- I think number 1.- I'll follow you. - Going for number 1?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Yeah, number 1. - Let's find out.- They said it.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Would the real Nat Augustin please step forward?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07There he is, number 2.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- You see?! - APPLAUSE
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Now gigging as a solo artist,
0:20:13 > 0:20:16and with a new album from Light Of The World out soon,
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Nat Augustin, ladies and gentlemen!
0:20:17 > 0:20:21CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:20:22 > 0:20:29Phill, Reggie and Margaret, would you like a slice of '90s UK garage?
0:20:29 > 0:20:30- You betcha!- Yeah!
0:20:30 > 0:20:34OK. For the audience only, here are Artful Dodger.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38# Ooh, you're moving too fast and I don't think it's right
0:20:38 > 0:20:42# I'm not giving you my love tonight
0:20:42 > 0:20:44# Now, ooh, you're moving too fast
0:20:44 > 0:20:46# Better sit back, relax
0:20:46 > 0:20:49# I'm not giving up no love tonight... #
0:20:49 > 0:20:52That was Artful Dodger with Movin' Too Fast,
0:20:52 > 0:20:56but which of our line-up is vocalist Romina Johnson?
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Is it number 1...
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Movin' Too Fast?
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Number 2...
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Movin' To France?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Number 3...
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Movin' Back In With Her Parents?
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Number 4...
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Movin' Me To Tears?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Or number 5...
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Movin' Performance In Holby City Last Week. Well Done.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Phill's team.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Um, Reggie.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24It's not 4. She's too young. Definitely not 4.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Um, 3 looks really angry, so it might be her.
0:21:27 > 0:21:32She's got that, "What you talkin' about that bitch for?" in her eyes.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- 2 looks crossest, I think.- She does. - And just for 2...
0:21:36 > 0:21:37..do the mouse.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41- AS RASTAMOUSE: - Never Mind De Buzzcocks.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- I'm getting a 1 vibe. - I'm getting a 1 vibe.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51OK. We think it's 1.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52- WHISPERS:- I don't!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Would the real Romina Johnson please step forward?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Oh!
0:21:57 > 0:21:58Yes, it is.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02With her album, Soul River, out now,
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Romina Johnson, ladies and gentlemen!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Thank you very much.
0:22:09 > 0:22:14So, we end with a round based on my pet subject, YouTube comments.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18This is a kind of missing words round based on real YouTube comments
0:22:18 > 0:22:20that we have found.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21Phill's team,
0:22:21 > 0:22:25this appeared underneath the video for Baby by Justin Bieber.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29A beautiful lesbian.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31- NOEL:- Fish finger with hair?
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Here is what it actually said.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41What?!
0:22:41 > 0:22:42He's a crack attic.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46Here's a comment that was left under one of your videos, Margaret.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50Big wood.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51That is not bad.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58- Very good, Reggie, you're getting into the swing of things.- Ahh, nice!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Thanks!
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Margaret, this was another comment left under one of your videos.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I've got it!
0:23:09 > 0:23:13"Whoever dislikes this video is an intricate charcoal drawing of a..."
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Er, let's reveal the answer.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26It's one of the worst kind of faces there is!
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Reggie, this is a comment that appeared under
0:23:30 > 0:23:31a video of you at work.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39A meanny bo beeny stupid face?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Let's reveal it.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51APPLAUSE
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Noel's team, this comment was left underneath
0:23:56 > 0:23:58a Britney Spears video, Gimme More.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Errugh!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04That's the emoticon at the end, there.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Gellyhair.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Gellyhair45, the 45th of the Gellyhair Clan!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16"My discarded pubes"?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Oh, that's not too far from the truth.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Let's reveal it.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28I like that Gellyhair said, "I'm going to call myself Gellyhair1.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29"Oh, taken.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31"Gellyhair2? Oh... This is getting..."
0:24:31 > 0:24:33GELLYHAIR27! SWEET CHRIST!
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Here is a comment that was left underneath a video of you,
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Dynamo, performing. And this was left by Gerybaboona.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45He says...
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Wizard?
0:24:51 > 0:24:53A new Paul Daniels?
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Genius.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02"Sutin"?!
0:25:02 > 0:25:05APPLAUSE
0:25:05 > 0:25:10"Oh, look at the skills on this guy. He's a alien or sutin!"
0:25:12 > 0:25:14"That's Gerybaboona!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17"He always can spot a alien or sutin."
0:25:19 > 0:25:21I think Gerybaboona could've done justice
0:25:21 > 0:25:24to those Pete Townshend jokes.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26"He what? He can't hear 'is wife coming up
0:25:26 > 0:25:29on the internet, what or sutin?!"
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Here's another comment that was left underneath your video, Dynamo.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Well, that's... That's Gerybaboona again!
0:25:55 > 0:26:00"You are the only peopl on planet made from...sutin."
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Let's have a look.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12APPLAUSE
0:26:17 > 0:26:20People actually write that stuff?!
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Come on, these are the intelligent ones.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Here's a comment that appeared underneath
0:26:25 > 0:26:29the video for Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda by Beverley Knight.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32And it was left by Makenna1, who says, simply...
0:26:32 > 0:26:34what?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37"Sutin!"
0:26:39 > 0:26:41- It is...- "Shit sperm."
0:26:44 > 0:26:47APPLAUSE
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Please don't let him near me! - You're traumatising her!
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Oh, my God!
0:26:57 > 0:27:00He'll be in the front row of your next concert, I imagine.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- Oh, my God.- "HI!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04"It's me or sutin."
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Now, the scores at the end of that round are five-all,
0:27:09 > 0:27:13so it's a draw, teams. OK?
0:27:13 > 0:27:15APPLAUSE
0:27:15 > 0:27:17That means it's a tie-break situation,
0:27:17 > 0:27:19so I'm going to show you a home-made clip.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23Count how many Mobies there are in this clip.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24Go!
0:27:24 > 0:27:27# Moby, Moby, Moby
0:27:27 > 0:27:28# Moby, Michael Stipe
0:27:28 > 0:27:30# Moby-moby
0:27:30 > 0:27:33# Moby, Moby, Michael Stipe
0:27:33 > 0:27:34# Michael Stipe, Michael Stipe
0:27:34 > 0:27:36# Moby-Moby, Michael Stipe
0:27:36 > 0:27:39# Moby-Moby, Moby, Michael Chiklis
0:27:39 > 0:27:42# Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis
0:27:42 > 0:27:43# Michael Chiklis, Moby-Moby
0:27:43 > 0:27:45# Michael Stipe, Michael Chiklis
0:27:45 > 0:27:46# Heston Blumenthal! #
0:27:48 > 0:27:51APPLAUSE
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Might have been thrown by Blumenthal at the end, there,
0:27:58 > 0:28:01but how many Mobies did you count?
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Phill.
0:28:02 > 0:28:0412.
0:28:04 > 0:28:05You're going for 12.
0:28:05 > 0:28:06Noel's team?
0:28:06 > 0:28:08- 14.- 14.
0:28:08 > 0:28:13The correct answer was 15, so, Noel, you were closest there with 14,
0:28:13 > 0:28:15which means that you are tonight's winners!
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Noel's team, ladies and gentlemen!
0:28:17 > 0:28:20CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:28:20 > 0:28:24Thank you to Noel, Beverley and Dynamo.
0:28:24 > 0:28:28Thank you very much to Phill, Reggie and Margaret.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30This has been Never Mind The Buzzcocks.
0:28:30 > 0:28:31I've been Adam Buxton. Goodnight!
0:28:31 > 0:28:34CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:28:34 > 0:28:35# One, two, three, four
0:28:35 > 0:28:37# It's the end of the show
0:28:37 > 0:28:39# It's the end of the show
0:28:39 > 0:28:42# This is the final jingle for the end of the show
0:28:42 > 0:28:44# Brought my Reg and Margaret
0:28:44 > 0:28:45# Brought my Phill and Noel
0:28:45 > 0:28:48# That way I keep Beverley and that kid, Dynamo
0:28:48 > 0:28:51# I wanted this to go as the star of the show
0:28:51 > 0:28:55# So I asked the producer but producer said no
0:28:55 > 0:28:56# Your sessions are a shame
0:28:56 > 0:28:57# But the jingles can go
0:28:57 > 0:29:01# And I think we both know it's at the end of the show. #
0:29:01 > 0:29:02Or sutin.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Cheerio! Thanks for having me!
0:29:06 > 0:29:07Bye!
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Ohh!
0:29:10 > 0:29:11Oh!
0:29:13 > 0:29:14It's a nice box.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Email subtitling@bbc.co.uk
0:29:22 > 0:29:25# Think I'd better leave right now... #