0:00:31 > 0:00:34Hello, and welcome to Never Mind The Buzzcocks.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36I'm Liza Tarbuck, and it's my birthday tomorrow,
0:00:36 > 0:00:39and I always said to myself that I would host a culturally
0:00:39 > 0:00:43iconic pop-based quiz show before I was 30.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45And my dreams have come true!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Not that funny.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50On Phill's team tonight...
0:00:53 > 0:00:56..is an artist who's collaborated with Tinie Tempah on two hits,
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Frisky and Pass Out, which, coincidentally,
0:00:59 > 0:01:02used to describe a perfect evening for me 15 years ago.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04It's Labrinth.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08# It started with a whisper. #
0:01:08 > 0:01:12And a TV presenter on T4, who's conducted in-depth interviews
0:01:12 > 0:01:14with some of the biggest stars in the world.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18She even got to the bottom of Lady Gaga's moisturising routine.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19It's Jameela Jamil.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26And on Noel's team tonight...
0:01:26 > 0:01:29# Put your arms around me, baby. #
0:01:29 > 0:01:32..is a singer who describes her song R.I.P.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34as a synthy, dubstep-flavoured banger,
0:01:34 > 0:01:37which is absolutely my favourite flavour after pork and leek.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39It's Rita Ora.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48And Manchester's finest comedian.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51In fact, he's so Mancunian that if you cut him in half,
0:01:51 > 0:01:54no-one would be in the slightest bit surprised.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55It's Jason Manford.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02So, we begin with Sorry, No Refunds.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Noel, Rita and Jason, have a look at this.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Yes, it's the most talented Gallagher brother
0:02:15 > 0:02:17beating his brother Paul into second place.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Noel Gallagher.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25That was Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds with AKA...
0:02:25 > 0:02:29What A Life! But which of the following objects disrupted
0:02:29 > 0:02:32a Noel Gallagher gig earlier this year?
0:02:32 > 0:02:38Was it A, a spider, B, a squirrel, or C, a red herring?
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Is it stuffed?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Is it stuffed? No, that's its house!
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Oh, really?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49There was a grey squirrel I saw stuffed,
0:02:49 > 0:02:52but dressed as a cowboy, and I really yearned after it.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Proper chaps and a hat, but ready to draw.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00And I went back, absolutely true, I went back to enquire after it,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02because I thought, "Perfect gift for my mother."
0:03:03 > 0:03:05It had gone, it had been snapped up.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I like stuffed animals. Do you like stuffed animals?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I prefer it when they're alive, stuffed with internal organs
0:03:11 > 0:03:13and that.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16When they dress them up, I always find it a bit sinister.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- I've got a squirrel with a rifle. - Have you?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21He's not a cowboy, but he's like that.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23He looks like, you know, "Pull!"
0:03:23 > 0:03:25That way up.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26It's not right.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Whereas a black cat with a rifle,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30perhaps a red cardigan on and a foot up...
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- How do they stuff it? Do they take everything out?- No, they keep it in.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Does it stink?
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Yeah.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40I don't know!
0:03:40 > 0:03:44What they do is they scoop it out with one of those ice cream scoops.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Oh!
0:03:45 > 0:03:50Before you answer, Rita, you've had a very big year.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Yes.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53But how much of it do you remember?
0:03:53 > 0:03:54I don't know!
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Let's find out.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'm going to read out some pop antics,
0:03:57 > 0:04:01and all the teams have to do is decide whether it was you,
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Rita Ora, who did it, or whether it was another singer.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08So let's play Rita Or Another Singer!
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Right.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Whose sweat is being bottled up after their stage performances
0:04:18 > 0:04:21and then auctioned for sale, obviously?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Rita Ora!
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Was it Rita, or another singer?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25I've bought some!
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Have you?
0:04:26 > 0:04:27What does it taste of?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Honey, lemon, and a little bit of sweet and sour chicken.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32It tastes of young Goldie Hawn.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Oh!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Do you sweat when you perform?
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Like a dog.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Do you?
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Like a pig, yeah. It's terrible.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44The first row come for a shower, so if you haven't cleaned yourself...
0:04:44 > 0:04:45My sweat's quite clean, though.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Whose sweat is being bottled up after their stage performances
0:04:48 > 0:04:50and auctioned off for sale?
0:04:50 > 0:04:51I think it's Rita.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52I'm going to say Rita.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54It's not Rita, as a matter of fact, no.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Surprise, surprise, it's Justin Bieber.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Of course it is!
0:04:58 > 0:04:59As if he's ever sweated!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01He doesn't sweat, he's computer animated.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03They're just selling seawater!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05It's amazing some of the things they sell.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07For example, Niall from One Direction's peanut butter toast.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10He'd just taken a bite out of it and left the leftovers,
0:05:10 > 0:05:12and it sold for £85,000.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13What?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16In my defence, it was delicious.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21OK, well, moving on, who once said, "I love dogs,
0:05:21 > 0:05:26"I let them lick me and everything." Was it Rita or another singer?
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Oh, that sounds like Rita!
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Rita.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29That sounds like Rita.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31What is "everything"? What is "everything"?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33I'm talking about, you know, the lick,
0:05:33 > 0:05:36and then you have the affection, the jump, the kind of, like,
0:05:36 > 0:05:38you know, fiddle-kiddle, cuddle...
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Whoa!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42No, no, no!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I meant like, you know, when you fiddle with your dog
0:05:44 > 0:05:46and you cuddle...
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Whoa, whoa!
0:05:48 > 0:05:52"Rita admits to fiddling with animals." No, it's not!
0:05:52 > 0:05:53You got a dog now?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55No.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57It's been taken into protective custody!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01I was in an episode of Shameless, years ago.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Do you remember your part? Do you remember what you did?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Yeah, I'm going to tell you about it.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I was playing a security guard who was getting seduced by these
0:06:10 > 0:06:12two girls, and they were going to rob the warehouse,
0:06:12 > 0:06:14and then they blindfolded me,
0:06:14 > 0:06:16and one of them was going to perform
0:06:16 > 0:06:17some sort of sex act on my character,
0:06:17 > 0:06:20but in the meantime, while I was blindfolded,
0:06:20 > 0:06:23they brought this Alsatian dog to do it for them,
0:06:23 > 0:06:25so they could carry on robbing the warehouse,
0:06:25 > 0:06:29and there were so many complaints, that scene got, I got the paper
0:06:29 > 0:06:33one day, and there was a picture of me as a security guard like this...
0:06:33 > 0:06:36and the dog, and they'd blacked out the dog's eyes!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42I can't handle cats, though, man, because they're just not loyal, man.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43- Cats?- Yeah. I had a cat.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46When it was young, it was just so cool and so nice and, you know,
0:06:46 > 0:06:48really cuddly and all that, and then when it got older,
0:06:48 > 0:06:50it was just like, "Give me my food, mate."
0:06:50 > 0:06:53"Cool. I'm done. See you later." There's no love.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I'll tell you what that is a lot like.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57A boyfriend.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Have you still got this cat?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Yeah, yeah, but we don't talk any more.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Yes, it was Rita Ora who let dogs lick her.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Rita!
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Not in that way!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Has anyone here got a dog that licks them?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Silence.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Are you serious? No-one licks their... I mean, no-one...
0:07:17 > 0:07:20LAUGHTER
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Thanks very much for playing Rita Or Another Singer!
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Surely it can be salvaged.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Oh, God, I have this nightmare that it's going to come out
0:07:31 > 0:07:33and everyone's going to think I'm a dog licker!
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Don't worry about that.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I did used to walk dogs, though, when I was younger, to get extra money.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I bet you were very popular with the dogs.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Woo-hoo! It's Rita!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Rita Ora, the only dog walker who gives a happy ending!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Do you remember, a while ago, we were talking about Noel Gallagher?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Oh, yeah.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52He was prevented from playing...
0:07:52 > 0:07:53- Let's go fish.- Fish?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55OK, fish. We're going to go fish.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- We're going fish.- You're going fish? - Yeah.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59You're wrong. The answer was A, spider.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Get out of it!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Oh!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05As the band were setting up for a festival gig, a spider,
0:08:05 > 0:08:08thought to be deadly, jumped out of Noel's guitar case,
0:08:08 > 0:08:11and the whole backstage area had to be quarantined.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15During the following search, they also found two massive black
0:08:15 > 0:08:19caterpillars, but they turned out to be Noel's spare eyebrows.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Phil, Labrinth, Jameela, take a look at this.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27# Shining
0:08:27 > 0:08:29# And we will never be afraid again. #
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Yes, it's big-lunged, flame-haired,
0:08:33 > 0:08:36machine-loving warbler Florence And The Machine.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Well, that was Florence And The Machine with Spectrum,
0:08:41 > 0:08:44but which of the following objects nearly prevented the band
0:08:44 > 0:08:48performing at a BBC Radio 2 gig earlier this year?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Was it A, a Hoover,
0:08:50 > 0:08:54B, that cactus, or C, a toilet?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56We've got a Hoover, we've got this item here,
0:08:56 > 0:09:00the poorest-selling item at Ann Summers this winter.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Have you ever been in Ann Summers?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06In Ann Summers, or in her shop?!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Ann Summers is weird, because upstairs,
0:09:11 > 0:09:13it's like, you go in at ground level,
0:09:13 > 0:09:16it's like chocolate willies and fluffy handcuffs,
0:09:16 > 0:09:18and downstairs, someone's going to get hurt.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21I've got a fact. I don't know if this is true,
0:09:21 > 0:09:25but I've heard that foxes literally have wheelies like that?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- "Wheelies"? What are "wheelies"? - I mean "willies", sorry.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Foxes do wheelies?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33No, they get caught in the woman.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Foxes have sex with women?!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38While doing wheelies, yeah.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41This is like hellish Springwatch!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42What are you considering?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46I've got what I imagine to be the entrance to a gentleman's toilet.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49I got locked in a portaloo at V Festival two years ago
0:09:49 > 0:09:54during Prodigy's set, so nobody could hear me scream for one hour.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58I hate Firestarter, I hate that song! It haunts me now forever.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59It haunts me now forever.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01# I'm a firestarter, Twisted firestarter. #
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Locked in a coffin of shit. It was just awful!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07I feel like this could definitely be a strong contender.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Here's the thing.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Think of the merchandising opportunities
0:10:10 > 0:10:13if Florence appeared at every gig with little Henry next to her.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Yeah.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17He never lets me down. I use him at home all the time.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Careful.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Whoa, not in that way!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23But, you know, it cleans a lot of things.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28I hate the girl version. It was like betrayal.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30It was like, if you buy the girl,
0:10:30 > 0:10:32then you're no longer Henry's friend.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34I think the face of the girl, she looks a bit smug, doesn't she?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Like, "Yeah, I've cleaned everything!"
0:10:36 > 0:10:37It's a Hoover!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Please may I have one strong answer?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- I go toilet.- What?
0:10:43 > 0:10:44I go toilet.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47I don't know. What do you think?
0:10:47 > 0:10:48It's always the toilet.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52They go toilet, and they're right.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02A Florence show nearly didn't go toilet when drummer Chris Hayden
0:11:02 > 0:11:06got stuck in the toilet just before the band were due on stage.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08According to the band, Florence's dad was ready
0:11:08 > 0:11:11and willing to take over on the drums, right up until the moment
0:11:11 > 0:11:14when the toilet door key fell out of his trouser pocket.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18And at the end of that round, Noel's team have zero,
0:11:18 > 0:11:20and Phill's team have one.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29It's time now for the mums' favourite. It's the intros round.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Phill and Labrinth, there are yours for Jameela.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Have you dreamed of playing this?
0:11:33 > 0:11:34My whole life.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36This is my favourite show ever, so that's why I'm so chuffed.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39That's how I felt when I was on the news.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Bum-barum-barum.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- Bum-barum-barum.- OK.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Bum-barum-barum.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Bum-barum-barum.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Bum-barum-barum.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Bum-barum-barum.- Dang, dang, dang.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Bum-barum-barum.- Dang, dang, dang.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- Bum-barum-barum.- Bow-bow!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Don't be drawn into thinking that it's Frog Chorus.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Is it not Frog Chorus? OK.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11You can let Frog Chorus go.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14It's quite amphibious though, whatever it is.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16I don't know. This is so much pressure.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20I'm sweating. I'm so sorry.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21It's an old song.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22It's Carly Simon, You're So Vain,
0:12:22 > 0:12:24and this is how it should have sounded.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Oh, and I know that song!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28MUSIC: "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Come on!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- What's the bum-barum-barum?- Look!
0:12:31 > 0:12:32I think that was distracting, wasn't it?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34- Yeah.- No, man!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39All right, Miss Three-number-ones, how would you do that bass line?
0:12:40 > 0:12:44Play it again! Play it again! Sound, please.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Lab, help me out.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47BASS LINE PLAYS
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Right, stop. Now you do that.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Buh-buh, buh-buh, bum. Buh-buh, buh-buh, bum.- That's better.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Yours sounded like Carly Simon was underwater!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Yours sounded like she was going to go...- IMITATES BEING UNDERWATER:- # You're so vain!
0:12:59 > 0:13:03# I bet you think this song is about you!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05# You're so vain! #
0:13:05 > 0:13:08I've got to defend Rita. She's been licking dogs.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Let's have another one, please, Phill and Labrinth.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Are you going to do this one in the style of a llama?
0:13:15 > 0:13:21This is the most stress I've ever known, ever. Look at my hand.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25You're doing the bass line, though?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27You're doing the wah-wah-wah.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Bum, bum, dah-dun-dun, tun. - Whow!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Bum, bum, bum, dah-dun-dun, tun. - Whow!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- Dum, dum, dah-dun-dun, dun.- Whow! - That's good.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Dah, dum-dum, dum.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39I know this. Keep going.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Dum, dum, dah-dum-dum, dum.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Dah-dum-dum-dum, bah-dum-dum-dum.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Dum-dum, dah-dum-dum-dum.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Dum-dum-dum, dah-dum-dum-dum.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51BOTH: Whaaaw!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57APPLAUSE
0:13:57 > 0:13:59There's no way you don't know that.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01I do know the song, I just have no idea what the lyrics are!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03It's lingering around the tongue.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04It's in my teeth.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- It's a legendary song. It's legendary.- I know, I know!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Everybody knows it.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10I just keep on going to I Don't Like Cricket,
0:14:10 > 0:14:12which is completely the opposite!
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I'm going to hand it over to Noel's team. Any ideas?
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Is it Bob Marley?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20It certainly is. What track is it?
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Could This Be Love?
0:14:23 > 0:14:24No!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- It was actually Stir It Up. - Of course it was!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32OK, the BBC's in enough trouble. Get out from under there!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Here's how it should have sounded.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38MUSIC: "Stir It Up" by Bob Marley
0:14:38 > 0:14:39That was good.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40That was pretty good.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46At least I knew it was reggae-esque!
0:14:46 > 0:14:50I Don't Like Cricket is similar.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Thank you...
0:14:51 > 0:14:53# I don't like cricket! #
0:14:55 > 0:14:57So that was Bob Marley with Stir It Up.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Bob Marley performed with the Wailers,
0:14:59 > 0:15:02who are still very much imitated around the world.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I recently went to see the Japanese Wailers,
0:15:04 > 0:15:06and they've given it a very different spin.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11We also heard Carly Simon with You're So Vain.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Recently, Carly Simon revealed the identity of the song's subject
0:15:14 > 0:15:17to the highest bidder at a charity auction.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20The lucky winner was a Mr Dick Ebersol,
0:15:20 > 0:15:23who I believe is married to Fanny Cannister.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Noel and Rita, here are yours for Mr Manford.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Who's on your T-shirt?
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Oh, it's Celine Dion.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Is she the Titanic woman?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Yes, she is the Titanic woman.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Right. Yeah. I hate her.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52I'm joking. I think she's a very powerful artist.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56At times haunting.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58OK.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00The...
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Don't say what it is!
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Nearly!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Two, three, four.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Whaaaw!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Brrrrrr!
0:16:09 > 0:16:10- Beep, bee-roo!- Boom-boom.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Weep, wee-roo!- Dum-dum.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Beep, bee-roo! Beep, bee-roo!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- Boom-boom.- Weep, bee-roo!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Boom-boom.- Beep, bee-roo!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Beep, bee-roo!- Doo, doo, doo, doo!
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Anything creeping under your door?
0:16:23 > 0:16:26I just don't think I've got that part of the brain!
0:16:26 > 0:16:28No, you do.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32All I can hear is two grown adults doing noises of children.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I can't put them together into music!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Come on, you can get this. It's so good.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Beep, bee-roo!
0:16:38 > 0:16:39- No?- Yeah, it was good.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Yeah, that's better.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Is anything going on?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I feel the same way as I do with the Countdown Conundrum.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- I've got no idea.- OK.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Not getting it.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52That was The Cardigans, Favourite Game, and it should sound like this.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56MUSIC: "My Favourite Game" by The Cardigans
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Hard, when you're on somebody else's team, because you think... Yeah.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Yeah, it sounded like it, a little.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10I'm not sure about the drums.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Next one, please.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Booba, ticka, ticka, booka, ticka, ticka, booka.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Boompa, che, ke-chicka, ticka, boom, boom.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Boompa, che, ke-chicka, boom, boom, che...
0:17:18 > 0:17:20THEY CONTINUE
0:17:29 > 0:17:33# Yeah... #
0:17:33 > 0:17:35# Buy me flowers, Just go ahead now. #
0:17:35 > 0:17:36It's that one, isn't it?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38And what's it called?
0:17:40 > 0:17:41I sang a bit of it!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Isn't that the game?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46I need a name and a title.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Oh, God, I know it!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49As soon as you say it, I'll know it. Does that count?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50# Yeah. #
0:17:50 > 0:17:53I'll swear on whatever kid of mine you want me to swear on.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Stop it!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Don't pick the eldest, she's my favourite, but the other two...
0:17:57 > 0:17:58I'm joking, I'm joking!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00I'm going to have to throw it over.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03It's Two Princes by the Spin Doctors.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07This is how it should have sounded.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09MUSIC: "Two Princes" by Spin Doctors
0:18:09 > 0:18:12I didn't know it was called that.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Good tune.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19# Doo-wop! Doo-doo-doo! #
0:18:19 > 0:18:21It sounds a bit like that, though.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26We also heard the Cardigans with Favourite Game,
0:18:26 > 0:18:29and the Cardigans are the most Scandinavian of bands.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32In fact, they could only be more Scandinavian
0:18:32 > 0:18:35if Bjorn Borg was solving a killing in a Volvo
0:18:35 > 0:18:38wearing a big jumper made of Sandi Toksvig.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44So that means, at the end of that round, Noel's team have zero,
0:18:44 > 0:18:46and Phill's team now have two.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56It's time now for round three, the identity parade.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Phill's team, how about a little soft rhinestone rock?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Here is Neil Diamond.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04# Sweet Caroline
0:19:06 > 0:19:09# Good times never seemed so good
0:19:12 > 0:19:15# I've been inclined... #
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Well, that was Neil Diamond with Sweet Caroline,
0:19:20 > 0:19:24but which of our line-up is Ian Graham, a super-fan of Neil Diamond?
0:19:24 > 0:19:28He's seen him perform live over 200 times,
0:19:28 > 0:19:34and owns over £100,000 worth of Neil Diamond memorabilia, including
0:19:34 > 0:19:38a pair of his unwashed underpants which he bought at auction.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Is it number one, Sweet Caroline?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Is it number two, sweet potato?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Is it number three, sweet Jesus?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Number four, three-piece suite?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Number five, Janet Sweet-Porter?
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Sorry, is number two, is that Uncle Ben?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Is it true that Neil's actually in the building?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Oh, damn!
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Nice ploy.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21The problem we have here in this game is it could be any of them.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Yes.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25But I think it's number five. He's got that country feel.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Yeah, but that's too obvious. I feel like it could be number four.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I feel like he's a closet Diamond fan.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32There's nothing closet about him!
0:20:32 > 0:20:35He's got Diamond written all over him in big neon letters!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37# I am, I said. #
0:20:39 > 0:20:40It's four.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41It's four.
0:20:43 > 0:20:48Let's find out. Will the real Ian Graham please step forward?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Oh!
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Nice tease!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58It was a great dummy.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01And already with his ticket to see Neil Diamond in concert next year,
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Ian Graham, ladies and gentlemen.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05APPLAUSE
0:21:09 > 0:21:11My fans don't have to buy my stuff off the Internet or anything.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14I usually just throw most of my clothes into the crowd.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17And then I'm like, "That was, like, two grand!"
0:21:17 > 0:21:20I'm like Top Cat. I do throw stuff in, but it's on a string.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Rita, have you ever crowd-surfed?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I crowd-surfed once.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28At your own gig?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30It was. A very intimate gig.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31You have to stay straight, so you don't bend,
0:21:31 > 0:21:33because then you just fall in the middle.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I wouldn't trust it, though, for somebody just grabbing you
0:21:36 > 0:21:37and probing you.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39I've been probed quite a few times!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Is that why they call you Labrinth?
0:21:51 > 0:21:55So, Noel, Rita and Jason, how about some hot, gyrating granny porn?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57It's Sir Tom Jones.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01# It's not unusual to go out at any time
0:22:03 > 0:22:06# But when I see you out and about it's such a crime
0:22:07 > 0:22:11# If you should ever want to be loved by anyone
0:22:12 > 0:22:16# It's not unusual It happens every day. #
0:22:17 > 0:22:20That was Tom Jones with It's Not Unusual,
0:22:20 > 0:22:24but which of our line-up is Tom Jones's super-fan Ann Hughes,
0:22:24 > 0:22:27who has a special room in her house
0:22:27 > 0:22:30that she uses as a shrine to Sir Tom?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Is it number one, It's Not Unusual?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Number two, it's not you, it's me?
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Number three, it's not big and it's not clever?
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Number four, it's not for me to judge?
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Number five, it's not what I was expecting?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54You know, like, women throw knickers at Tom Jones.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Do you think, as his fan base got older,
0:22:57 > 0:22:59the knickers have got bigger and a bit more Bridget Jonesy?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01He's actually being taken out now.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03"It's not un..."
0:23:03 > 0:23:05"Jesus, what are they?"
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I like number five's hair. It's really cool.
0:23:07 > 0:23:08Yeah, I like that.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10I did see number five sitting in reception earlier.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Mind you, they must have all come here, so...
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Number one's too...
0:23:16 > 0:23:17- Tall.- Very tall.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Wouldn't be able to get through the door.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22So because you're tall, you can't be a Tom Jones fan?
0:23:22 > 0:23:23I think so.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26The thing is, though, Tom Jones just isn't that good, is he?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28He's a sex bomb.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Oooh, that's good!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32I'd love it if number two just went and drop-kicked you for saying that.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Number five's digging her nails into her own thighs as you said that.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39# Because I've had too much
0:23:39 > 0:23:41# Of this and that! #
0:23:42 > 0:23:43I love Tom.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Oh, it's you, then?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Wouldn't it be fun if it was?
0:23:46 > 0:23:49If I'd dug a cellar out.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Did you ever see Tom Jones live?
0:23:51 > 0:23:52I saw him at Lovebox.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54His set was, I think, three hours long.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Is there a festival called Glovebox?
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Lovebox.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Although I would go to Glovebox.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Yeah, so would I!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Imagine if it's just number three,
0:24:04 > 0:24:06and she's just been quiet the whole time.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08They've all been pretty quiet!
0:24:10 > 0:24:11So which number are you going to pick?
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Let's go with five, just give her more screen time for that hair.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- Number five.- I think it's lovely.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Let's find out. Would the real Ann Hughes please step forward?
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Oh!
0:24:21 > 0:24:23APPLAUSE
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Still hoping to actually meet Sir Tom in private one day,
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Ann Hughes, ladies and gentlemen.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Thank you.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38And at the end of that round, Noel's team still have zero,
0:24:38 > 0:24:40and Phill's team have two.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49And so we end with Next Lines.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Phill's team, you're in the lead, so you go first.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55"A little bit of Monica in my life."
0:24:55 > 0:24:56A little bit of...
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Rita?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59No, no. # A little bit of Monica... #
0:24:59 > 0:25:03No. A little bit of Erica by my side.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Lou Bega, Mambo No. 5.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08"You remind me of the babe. What babe?"
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Oh, my friend knows this so well.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14If you can see me right now, please send it telepathically
0:25:14 > 0:25:16and I can answer.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19They've got to be a time-travelling telepath to help.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Babe with the power, Labyrinth?
0:25:22 > 0:25:23You've got it!
0:25:23 > 0:25:26That's the Goblin King from the film Labyrinth.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28"The babe with the power. What power?"
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Nice work.
0:25:29 > 0:25:30"Aaaaaargh!"
0:25:30 > 0:25:32# What is it good for?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34# Absolutely nothing
0:25:34 > 0:25:35# Say it again. #
0:25:35 > 0:25:36- No?- No.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Oh, damn.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40"Your sex is on fire", Kings Of Leon.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41No, man!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44JINGLE PLAYS
0:25:44 > 0:25:46So, Noel, your time starts now.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50"If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son."
0:25:50 > 0:25:53I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Hit me!
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Jay-Z, 99 Problems.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57"Cos when the sun sets, baby, on the Avenue..."
0:25:57 > 0:26:00I get that drunk sex feeling, yeah, when I'm with you.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Rita Ora, How Do We Party.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Yeah!
0:26:03 > 0:26:04What breed of dog is that about?
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Oh, come on!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08"Now we're back together, together."
0:26:08 > 0:26:10# I want to hold you
0:26:10 > 0:26:12# My love is oh so true
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Oh, God! "I want to show you, my heart is oh so true",
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Jason Donovan and Kylie.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20# Especially for you. #
0:26:20 > 0:26:21JINGLE PLAYS
0:26:23 > 0:26:24You really are good.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28So, the final scores are Phill's team has two
0:26:28 > 0:26:30and Noel's team also has two!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Ladies and gentlemen, it's a draw,
0:26:36 > 0:26:38and that means we're in a tie-break situation.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Now, Labrinth here is probably best-known for his ability to
0:26:41 > 0:26:44predict earthquakes, but how good are the teams
0:26:44 > 0:26:48at recognising famous people in earthquake situations?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52There's only one way to find out.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54It's the Shakin' Stevens Tie-breaker.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01I'm going to show you some disturbing footage.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07All you have to do is identify as many of the famous
0:27:07 > 0:27:14Stevens as you can. The team who recognises the most wins.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Shout them out as you see them, OK? Go!
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Steven Tyler!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Rachel Stevens!
0:27:23 > 0:27:24Stevie Wonder!
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Cat Stevens!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Gwen Stefani!
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Morrissey!
0:27:30 > 0:27:31Anna Windtour!
0:27:31 > 0:27:33No, it's a Steve. That's the joke.
0:27:33 > 0:27:34Boy George.
0:27:34 > 0:27:35Stevie Nicks.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Yes.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Oh!
0:27:39 > 0:27:42I even remember some of them. Gwen Stefani, Stevie Wonder.
0:27:42 > 0:27:46I love it. It's not the last round of the Generation Game.
0:27:46 > 0:27:50So, Phill's team, you got four right, massive,
0:27:50 > 0:27:53but Noel's team, you got five!
0:27:57 > 0:28:00So that means tonight's winners are Noel's team.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02APPLAUSE
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Thanks to Phill, Labrinth and Jameela Jamil,
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Noel, Rita Ora and Jason Manford.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14This has been Never Mind The Buzzcocks, I've been Liza Tarbuck,
0:28:14 > 0:28:17and as you enjoy the credits, we're all going to write down
0:28:17 > 0:28:19what we think Labrinth's real name might be.
0:28:19 > 0:28:20Good night.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Join us next week,
0:28:54 > 0:28:58when your host will definitely be one of the following comedy Bobs.