Episode 10

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0:00:20 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE

0:00:30 > 0:00:32'Welcome to the Never Mind The Buzzcocks...

0:00:32 > 0:00:34'..Movie Special!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37THEME FROM "ET" 'Hosting this week

0:00:37 > 0:00:43'is one of the most-loved movie characters of all time.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46'Please welcome your host for the evening -

0:00:46 > 0:00:49'Warwick Davis!' CHEERING & APPLAUSE

0:00:49 > 0:00:51WOLF-WHISTLING

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hello, and welcome to Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06I'm Warwick Davis. Sorry, did they just make me look like ET then?

0:01:06 > 0:01:10Because that was definitely ET music, wasn't it, playing then?

0:01:10 > 0:01:15I specifically said that you weren't to make me look like some sort of weird little creature.

0:01:15 > 0:01:19I wanted to be James Bond. You said you'd make me look like James Bond.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23I suppose if I am holding a gun that glows red at the end, I'm going to look like ET, aren't I?

0:01:23 > 0:01:27It's just a waste of time. Bloody amateurs!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- On Phill's team tonight... - # When you're down... #

0:01:30 > 0:01:33..is a member of one of Britain's biggest ever boybands,

0:01:33 > 0:01:35who's just announced that his wife is pregnant.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39You'd better be careful. When my wife was pregnant, she got some weird cravings

0:01:39 > 0:01:41and started listening to McFly albums.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44From McFly, it's Tom Fletcher!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46APPLAUSE

0:01:49 > 0:01:52And a presenter who loves Big Brother so much,

0:01:52 > 0:01:55she recently said, "I'd do Big Brother pregnant",

0:01:55 > 0:01:58which, incidentally, was this morning's title on Jeremy Kyle,

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- it's Emma Willis! - APPLAUSE

0:02:03 > 0:02:06And on Noel's team tonight...

0:02:06 > 0:02:08# You just call... #

0:02:08 > 0:02:11..is a singer who recently joined the cast of Mr Selfridge.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14I auditioned for that show, but I think I went for the wrong part -

0:02:14 > 0:02:15lift operator...

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- It's Alfie Boe! - APPLAUSE

0:02:21 > 0:02:25And a comedian who says the three words that sum him up are

0:02:25 > 0:02:27"jokes, hair, smile",

0:02:27 > 0:02:32the same things Brucie checks he's got before leaving the dressing room,

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- it's Chris Ramsey! - APPLAUSE

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Right, to mark the fact that this is a movie special,

0:02:39 > 0:02:43I see that our team captains have come dressed appropriately.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Who... What are you, Noel? What is that?

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Because it's a music show, I've come as a musician in a film,

0:02:50 > 0:02:53so I've come as Mick Jagger, who played Turner in Performance,

0:02:53 > 0:02:57one of the most obscurest references ever there!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59So we've got a little tunic thing,

0:02:59 > 0:03:03- dressing gown.- Yeah, this slightly satanic sort of medallion,

0:03:03 > 0:03:06and my own head!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Riveting conversation. Er... - LAUGHTER

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Phill, explain yourself.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Warwick, I've come as the captain from Das Boot.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21You remind me a little of Bluto from Popeye, to be honest.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Captain Haddock... I mean, any of the classic sailors of the world.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27If you go with the bearded-sailor look...

0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Captain Birdseye you could go with. - Oh, no, that's actually...

0:03:31 > 0:03:34OK, fair enough. I'll take Captain Birdseye.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36There we are. LAUGHTER

0:03:39 > 0:03:41APPLAUSE

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Let's get this movie special under way.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49We begin with Round One, which we've called Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Noel, Alfie and- Tom,- check this out.

0:03:52 > 0:03:57# We do as we damn well please

0:03:57 > 0:03:58# Until the end... #

0:03:58 > 0:04:02That's right - it's Boozy, Ginger, Paddy, Non-Descripty

0:04:02 > 0:04:07and a woman whose arse now looks like a Homebase garden centre - Girls Aloud.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13That was Girls Aloud with the St Trinian's Theme.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16But what upset filmmakers of Run For Your Wife,

0:04:16 > 0:04:20which starred Sarah Harding as one of the lead characters?

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Was it "A", the film only took £602 at the box office,

0:04:24 > 0:04:29"B", she insisted that she featured on every song on the soundtrack,

0:04:29 > 0:04:34or "C", her hotel minibar bill was so expensive that filming had to be cut short?

0:04:34 > 0:04:39Can I just ask why that fridge has been removed from my dressing room, please?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42APPLAUSE

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Smart!

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Very good!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- They are expensive, minibars, aren't they?- They are.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52What kind of film is it if you can derail it with a few tubes of Pringles?

0:04:52 > 0:04:55I find those mini bottles very good value, though.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59- LAUGHTER - I do. I mean...

0:04:59 > 0:05:00APPLAUSE

0:05:00 > 0:05:04I like the variety in the songs. This is Sarah Harding's original score.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08One of the songs is called No Dress, No Vodka.

0:05:08 > 0:05:13And then the other one's called The Squirrels Ate the Cake.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15That's like you named them for her!

0:05:15 > 0:05:20It's like a sort of... a sort of slutty Enid Blyton!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Does anyone know Sarah Harding, by the way?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- I do a little bit.- Do you?

0:05:26 > 0:05:30- Yeah. She's nice.- Can she act? - She does like a minibar!

0:05:30 > 0:05:33To the question, "Why were they specifically annoyed?"...

0:05:33 > 0:05:39- The squirrels?- The squirrels. Because they were all diabetic by the end. They were furious.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Diabetic Squirrels is another good name for a band!

0:05:42 > 0:05:46A punk band. "We're the Diabetic Squirrels. What you gonna do about it?"

0:05:46 > 0:05:51"This one's called I Shit Snickers. One, two, three, four!"

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Alfie, would you sing on something like that?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55How would you sing The Squirrels Ate The Cake?

0:05:55 > 0:06:00If you had to, in an operatic way, and give that the full seriousness,

0:06:00 > 0:06:03how would you do it?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05- With passion. - LAUGHTER

0:06:05 > 0:06:07CHEERING

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Ladies and gentlemen,

0:06:13 > 0:06:15silence for Alfie Boe...

0:06:15 > 0:06:18..with The Squirrel Ate The Cake.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26LAUGHTER

0:06:28 > 0:06:31# The squirrels...

0:06:31 > 0:06:33# They ate my

0:06:33 > 0:06:38# caaaaake! #

0:06:38 > 0:06:41CHEERING & APPLAUSE

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Alfie, thank you for that. You've just justified being on the show,

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- so well done.- Thank you.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55I reckon it's probably the money thing, if it's true.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59- What do you reckon?- The minibar. - Yeah? Do you think the minibar?

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Er, no, I just said I thought it was the money.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Don't use your Jedi mind tricks on me!

0:07:05 > 0:07:08"Do you think the minibar?"

0:07:08 > 0:07:10"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

0:07:10 > 0:07:14"These aren't the squirrels you're looking for."

0:07:14 > 0:07:16All right, minibar, yeah.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Minibar.- Shall we go for minibar? - Let's go for minibar!

0:07:19 > 0:07:25You're wrong. The answer was "A", the film only took £602 at the box office.

0:07:25 > 0:07:30It would've been worse but one of the punters really forked out on the pick & mix.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Phill, Tom and Emma, take a look at this.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36MUSIC: "Shake Your Hips" By The Rolling Stones

0:07:39 > 0:07:42That's right, he's the guitarist with a lived-in face -

0:07:42 > 0:07:46by the look of it, lived in by travellers who refused to leave and then set fire to some tyres -

0:07:46 > 0:07:49it's Keith Richards and The Rolling Stones.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53That was The Rolling Stones with Shake Your Hips.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55But what happened to Keith Richards on holiday

0:07:55 > 0:07:57that made him almost miss filming his role

0:07:57 > 0:08:01as Johnny Depp's dad in Pirates of the Caribbean?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Was it "A", he got horrifically sunburnt,

0:08:04 > 0:08:07"B", he fell out of a palm tree,

0:08:07 > 0:08:10or "C", he got stung by a jellyfish?

0:08:10 > 0:08:16This is basically what sadomasochistic businessmen have in their boardrooms when they're...

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Apparently, you can pick up a jellyfish,

0:08:19 > 0:08:24as long as you touch it with the palms of your hands and not with any other part of your skin.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Who are you - Jesus?!

0:08:26 > 0:08:31Whilst walking on the water, you can scoop up jellyfish with the palms of your hand!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33I got stung by a jellyfish.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Did you have to pee on yourself? - Yes.- Did you?

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- But I'd already been. - Did someone else pee on you?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42You know when you're in the sea and you have a cheeky wee?

0:08:42 > 0:08:46You're up to here, and everyone knows because you're like that...

0:08:47 > 0:08:49So, jellyfish... What's this?

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- This is, erm, aftersun. - Tom's got his lotion out.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Some soothing, hydrating lotion.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57I don't think it's sunburn, because they're quite leathery-looking.

0:08:57 > 0:09:02Also, in terms of The Rolling Stones, "Don't forget to put sunscreen on!"

0:09:02 > 0:09:04as they're like...

0:09:05 > 0:09:10I wonder what that mime means! LAUGHTER

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Have any of you ever met Keith Richards?

0:09:12 > 0:09:16I have. I did an awards ceremony and I mentioned him at the gig.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Him and Ronnie Wood were getting a "Quick, Give Them An Award Before They Die" award.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Seriously, as he shook my hand,

0:09:22 > 0:09:26I felt the soul ebbing from my body.

0:09:26 > 0:09:31I actually... I know this. It was quite a big story at the time.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33He fell out of a tree.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36You're right. He did indeed fall out of a tree.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37APPLAUSE

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Keith Richards almost missed out on playing Johnny Depp's dad

0:09:40 > 0:09:45after he fell out of a palm tree he was climbing and badly hurt his head.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50I feel for Keith Richards, I do. I once fell out of a bonsai tree. Very painful.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52OK, so at the end of that round,

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Noel's team have nothing and Phill's team have one.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58APPLAUSE

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Time for a movie soundtrack edition of the Intros Round.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Phill and Tom, here are your cards for Emma.

0:10:07 > 0:10:12This week, it's the name of the film which the song comes from that we're after.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15One, two, three, four...

0:10:15 > 0:10:17- BOTH- # Jaa, jow!

0:10:17 > 0:10:20PHIL SQUAWKS # Whaa, whaa-whaa!

0:10:20 > 0:10:22# Jaa, jow!

0:10:22 > 0:10:26# Whaa, whaa-whaa!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28# Whaa, whaa

0:10:28 > 0:10:30SOFTLY # Whaa, whaa-whaa... #

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Bond. - LAUGHTER

0:10:33 > 0:10:39Can I just say, that's the best rendition I've ever heard on the show.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- CHEERING - Goldfinger!

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Yes!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46You're right! It was Goldfinger!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48And this is exactly how it sounded...

0:10:48 > 0:10:52GOLDFINGER THEME PLAYS

0:10:52 > 0:10:56That was unreal. Unreal.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00You've done that before! You do that all the time. You meet up at weekends and do that.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- PHILL MIMES - # Goldfinger #

0:11:05 > 0:11:09Surely you should do a fish-finger version of that!

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Gold-fingerrrs!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- LAUGHTER - OK, next one, please.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18TOM BEATBOXES # Dugga-dug, dugga-dug

0:11:18 > 0:11:21# Uhh-uhh, dugga-dug, dugga-dug

0:11:21 > 0:11:24- # Uhh-uhh, dugga-dug, dugga-dug... # - # Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum... #

0:11:25 > 0:11:27It goes on like that.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Your bit is making me think Secret of My Success.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Is it really?- Yes!

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Then, it would be doing so erroneously, madam!

0:11:35 > 0:11:37- I don't know.- You don't know.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- I'll pass it over to Noel's team. - Can you do it again?

0:11:40 > 0:11:43It's basically a lot of "Dugga-dugga, do-do-do-do".

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Was it The Squirrels Ate the Cake?

0:11:47 > 0:11:49- Die Hard?- Wizard of Oz?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51- No.- You're not going to get it.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54It was Flashdance, the song being Maniac by Michael Sembello.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Here's how it should've sounded.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59MUSIC: Maniac by Michael Sembello

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Ahh!

0:12:02 > 0:12:05SYNTH POP MELODY

0:12:05 > 0:12:08LAUGHTER & APPLAUSE

0:12:16 > 0:12:18I love that film, as well.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- NOEL: I know, and that song. - NOT ENOUGH!- I know!

0:12:21 > 0:12:26That was Michael Sembello with Maniac, from the film Flashdance.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Sembello also wrote the music from Gremlins.

0:12:28 > 0:12:33I hated that film. It's one of the itchiest costumes I've ever worn.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36We also had Shirley Bassey with Goldfinger.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40Shirley Bassey nearly died in a helicopter crash coming back from Glastonbury.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42She said after, "I've had an almighty let-off."

0:12:42 > 0:12:46I don't blame her. I'd have been shitting myself, as well.

0:12:46 > 0:12:50Noel and Alfie, here are your cards for Chris.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53You should be good at this, Alfie, being a singer and all that.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56I notice you didn't say that to Tom! Wow!

0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Yeah, cheers. - LAUGHTER

0:13:03 > 0:13:05OK. ALFIE LAUGHS

0:13:06 > 0:13:08# Doof, doof, doof... #

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Not EastEnders, OK?

0:13:11 > 0:13:13ALFIE SIMULATES ROCK DRUMBEAT

0:13:13 > 0:13:17# Whoo-whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo

0:13:17 > 0:13:20ALFIE MIMES JANGLY GUITAR RIFF

0:13:23 > 0:13:26No, sorry, sorry! Don't look at him like he's doing it wrong

0:13:26 > 0:13:29and then just improvise along with him!

0:13:29 > 0:13:33"He's doing it wrong. I'll just join in. I'll just jam!"

0:13:33 > 0:13:36This was some of my best work, as well.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- Flight of the Navigator. - Ahh! So close!

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Batteries Not Included! - No! Think "flight".

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Flight...

0:13:43 > 0:13:46- No. I don't know.- I'm going to pass it over. What do you think, guys?

0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Michael Keaton - Batman. - You're both wrong.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49It was Top Gun,

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Playing with the Boys by Kenny Loggins.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Here's how it should've sounded. - PAN PIPES & ELECTRO BEAT

0:13:58 > 0:14:01There's the pan pipes.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04I...

0:14:05 > 0:14:07- We covered all the bases. - # I'd say it was the right time... #

0:14:07 > 0:14:10This is what I did to audition for the Les Mis movie.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Is that why you got it? - I didn't get it.- Ah, what?

0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Who did get it?- Hugh Jackman.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18- AUDIENCE MEMBER WHOOPS - What are you doing?!

0:14:18 > 0:14:23- You can't "whoo", he's here! - That's not acceptable, unless that is Hugh Jackman...

0:14:23 > 0:14:26..whooping himself!

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Hugh Jackman has been in an opera,

0:14:28 > 0:14:32- but he hasn't been naked in an opera, has he?- No.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36- And you have, haven't you? - Yes, I have, yes.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38- What?!- Naked in an opera!

0:14:38 > 0:14:39I did.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Alfie Boom! LAUGHTER

0:14:41 > 0:14:45- You got a nickname for that, didn't you? Alfie Boa Constrictor. - There you go, yeah.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47It wasn't a small part.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- It was quite big. - CHEERING & APPLAUSE

0:14:53 > 0:14:58- Tom's gone naked on stage.- Have you? - Thanks, Emma.- It's OK!

0:14:58 > 0:15:02- They were all naked!- Really? Just with guitars covering their bits.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Emma, didn't you once say, though, you would go naked for £1 million?

0:15:05 > 0:15:08No. If you've got a million quid, though...

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Where's that money from earlier?

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- LAUGHTER - Did I?- Yes.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Hold on, this is fake. This is paper.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20At the end of the day, isn't that what money is?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24OK, next one, please, guys.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28- # Dum, dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum Dum-dum-dum-dum #- Pah-choo, pah-choo

0:15:28 > 0:15:31# Dum, dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum Dum-dum-dum-dum

0:15:31 > 0:15:33# Ba-doo-doo-doo

0:15:33 > 0:15:34# Boo, boo-boo-boo-boo... #

0:15:34 > 0:15:38Ah! Everyone knows it! They're all joining in!

0:15:38 > 0:15:41CONTESTANTS HUM ALONG

0:15:41 > 0:15:46Is there anyone here who doesn't know what that is?

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Ahh. You're starting to look really stupid right now.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Ahh! Reservoir Dogs!

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- It's right! It was Reservoir Dogs! - APPLAUSE

0:15:58 > 0:16:02- Whoo! - Little Green Bag by George Baker.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Let's see how it should've sounded.

0:16:04 > 0:16:09- "LITTLE GREEN BAG" INTRO - That's pretty good.

0:16:14 > 0:16:15# Looking back on the track... #

0:16:15 > 0:16:21So we heard from Kenny Loggins, with Playing With The Boys from the film Top Gun.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24The song features in the volleyball scene between Maverick and Goose,

0:16:24 > 0:16:27recently voted the gayest scene in film history.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29What? Gayer than the sauna scene

0:16:29 > 0:16:33in Hot Cock and Two Smoking Daryls?!

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Great film.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Kenny Loggins's wife is a doctor.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40They actually met when she was examining his colon.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42He was so smitten that, there and then,

0:16:42 > 0:16:45he decided to pop a ring on her finger.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48- AUDIENCE GROAN - Nice. Nice.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51I'd high-five you for that. That's brilliant.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55- Not too high, though. - LAUGHTER

0:16:55 > 0:16:57APPLAUSE

0:16:59 > 0:17:03We also had George Baker with Little Green Bag from the film Reservoir Dogs.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06Apparently, there is a theory, right,

0:17:06 > 0:17:11that if you play Little Green Bag over shots of men walking in slow motion,

0:17:11 > 0:17:12they instantly look cool.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16I want to try out this theory, so I need two very uncool people.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Phill, Noel, join me at the front.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22OK.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25So what we're going to do is, walk forward here,

0:17:25 > 0:17:28and we're going to play the music, Little Green Bag,

0:17:28 > 0:17:31- and I want you to walk in slow motion.- Yeah, sure.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Cue the music! Action! - MUSIC PLAYS

0:17:36 > 0:17:38LAUGHTER

0:17:45 > 0:17:46And cut!

0:17:46 > 0:17:48What do you think? Did it work?

0:17:48 > 0:17:52- APPLAUSE - Well, I look cool, anyway, so...

0:17:57 > 0:17:59At the end of that round,

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Noel's team have one and Phill's team have two.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06APPLAUSE & CHEERING

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Round Three is the Identity Parade.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14- Phill's team, how do you fancy a bit of Hollywood glamour?- Ooh, yeah!

0:18:14 > 0:18:15Have a look at this.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19'Mars Attacks!, starring Sir Tom Jones...

0:18:19 > 0:18:23'Beyonce in Austin Powers...

0:18:23 > 0:18:27'Sting stars in Quadrophenia...

0:18:27 > 0:18:31'And Tina Turner in Mad Max 3,

0:18:31 > 0:18:34'Return of the Thunderdome.'

0:18:35 > 0:18:40That was the voice of Redd Pepper, who has done voiceover for countless Hollywood movie trailers,

0:18:40 > 0:18:43starring some of the world's most famous pop stars,

0:18:43 > 0:18:47but which of our line-up is the man with the voice, Redd Pepper?

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Is it number one, Redd Pepper?

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Number two, Salt-n-Pepa?

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Number three, Peppa Pig?

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Number four, Peperami?

0:18:59 > 0:19:03- Or number five, Pepper Spray? - LAUGHTER

0:19:04 > 0:19:08You would imagine that voice would come out of a very big man.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12Are you saying that number two couldn't produce a voice like that?

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Tom, thoughts?

0:19:14 > 0:19:19I would be very surprised if it wasn't number four, unless that is a big red herring.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Big Redd Pepper.- Big Redd Pepper.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24He's got two brothers, Orange and Green.

0:19:24 > 0:19:29- Number four's swaying.- He's like a redwood, of course he's swaying! It's been windy lately.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32I'm internally feeling four.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Really?

0:19:34 > 0:19:38- Wow! - AUDIENCE WHOOP

0:19:38 > 0:19:42- He's really swaying now.- Yeah! LAUGHTER

0:19:42 > 0:19:44I'm so embarrassed!

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- OK, four.- You're going for four? - We are.- OK.

0:19:47 > 0:19:52Let's find out. Would the real Redd Pepper please step forward?

0:19:54 > 0:19:57APPLAUSE

0:20:00 > 0:20:04Mr Pepper, may we test out your voice a little bit?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Could you say a couple of things?

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:- Hi! - LAUGHTER

0:20:10 > 0:20:12I'd like "Starring Warwick Davis..."

0:20:12 > 0:20:14- BELLOWS:- Starring Warwick Davis...

0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Brilliant. - AUDIENCE CHEER

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Could you do Squirrels... LAUGHTER

0:20:19 > 0:20:21..Ate My Cake?

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Squirrels Ate My Cake.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26CHEERING

0:20:29 > 0:20:33- How are you feeling?- Very hot!

0:20:33 > 0:20:36"And the Oscar goes to Warwick Davis."

0:20:36 > 0:20:40- Uhh, maybe...! - LAUGHTER

0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Maybe! - APPLAUSE

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Ladies and gentlemen, still being the voice of Hollywood,

0:20:47 > 0:20:50- Mr Redd Pepper! - CHEERING

0:20:54 > 0:20:55Now, Noel, Alfie and Chris,

0:20:55 > 0:20:58how about some '80s fancy movie glam-pop?

0:20:58 > 0:21:02Here is David Bowie with Underground.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05# Daddy, Daddy, get me out of here

0:21:06 > 0:21:11- # Heard about a place today - # Heard about a place today...

0:21:11 > 0:21:14- # Nothing ever hurts again - # Nothing ever hurts again...

0:21:14 > 0:21:19- # Daddy, Daddy, get me out of here - # Daddy, get me out of here...

0:21:19 > 0:21:21# Ha, ha, I'm underground #

0:21:21 > 0:21:24That was David Bowie with Underground.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26But which of our line-up is Nick Gillard,

0:21:26 > 0:21:29David Bowie's body double in the film Labyrinth?

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Is it number one, Body Double?

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Number two, Body Awful?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Number three, Boddy Holly?

0:21:38 > 0:21:42Number four, # Whaa, Bodyform?

0:21:42 > 0:21:46Or number five, Body Found In A Park By A Dog Walker?

0:21:46 > 0:21:48LAUGHTER

0:21:48 > 0:21:52There's some serious groinal bulge going on here.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Number four looks like he's had some kind of frontward prolapse.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58LAUGHTER

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Don't do a close-up of it!

0:22:00 > 0:22:02I like number two's legs.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Yeah, I do.- Look at his stance. He doesn't give a shit.

0:22:06 > 0:22:12A lot of bulge going on there, as well, but it doesn't look as unhealthy as number four.

0:22:12 > 0:22:17- A medical condition!- Yeah! Whereas number two's just looks like a bloody good night out!

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Has anyone here met David Bowie?

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Not even you, Phill? Warwick has.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27- I won't boast about it! - LAUGHTER

0:22:28 > 0:22:30I was in Labyrinth, though, if that's exciting enough.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32- Were you?- Yeah.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34I played a couple of different goblins.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36- I love Labyrinth. - I can imagine you do.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38What do you think, Alfie, about this?

0:22:38 > 0:22:42- Who might be a good body double? - I'd like to see if they can do the trick?

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Could you manipulate your balls, please, gentleman?

0:22:45 > 0:22:49- Why's this happening?- It's in Labyrinth. He's got two balls.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53- You've not seen Labyrinth? - I've seen it, but it was ages ago.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56Have you just come out of a coma? LAUGHTER

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Yeah, it was the first time I watched Labyrinth,

0:22:59 > 0:23:02- I slipped into it. - LAUGHTER

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Excuse me!

0:23:05 > 0:23:09Apart from those couple of goblins that were brilliant!

0:23:09 > 0:23:13What have you done in your career?

0:23:13 > 0:23:17- How many Hollywood movies have you appeared in?- None.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19I rest my case.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21- APPLAUSE - Thank you.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25It's got to be number two, hasn't it?

0:23:25 > 0:23:27- He's got a bit of a Bowie thing going on.- Let's find out.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31Would the real Nick Gillard please step forward?

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Ah! Sorry, mate!

0:23:35 > 0:23:37APPLAUSE

0:23:37 > 0:23:43There he is. I think we've got a picture of Nick and David together. There they are.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46There's another chap in the line, that's Little Pete.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50He was actually my stunt double in Willow.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52- APPLAUSE - There he is. Yeah.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56Don't you represent him in Life's Too Short?

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Indeed, yes.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01I'm taking commission for tonight, as well.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Quids in!

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Still jumping off buildings as a stunt co-ordinator,

0:24:06 > 0:24:10- Nick Gillard, ladies and gentlemen. - APPLAUSE

0:24:14 > 0:24:17We end with a movie special edition of Next Lines.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Phill's team, you're in the lead so you go first.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Your time starts now.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24It's the eye of the tiger...

0:24:24 > 0:24:27# It's the eye of the tiger It's the thrill of the fight #

0:24:27 > 0:24:31- That's right. The Eye of the Tiger by Survivor, Rocky III.- Ooh!

0:24:31 > 0:24:32Near, far, wherever you are...

0:24:32 > 0:24:36- # Wherever you are... # - # My heart will go on #

0:24:36 > 0:24:39That's right. My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42- Just like that!- Sing it, son! Boom!

0:24:42 > 0:24:45You don't need money, you don't take fame...

0:24:45 > 0:24:48- Er...- Oh! Oh! - # Don't need no credit card

0:24:48 > 0:24:50ALL: # To ride this train #

0:24:50 > 0:24:53The Power of Love by Huey Lewis & the News from Back to the Future.

0:24:53 > 0:24:54The hills are alive...

0:24:54 > 0:24:58EMMA BELLOWS # With the sound of music #

0:24:58 > 0:25:01- The Hills Are Alive, Julie Andrews. - What was that?!

0:25:01 > 0:25:04- It was that thing. - I know. Yeah. Yeah.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07I'm gonna live forever...

0:25:07 > 0:25:11BOYS: # I'm gonna learn how to fly Fly! #

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Fame by Irene Cara from Fame.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16END-OF-ROUND JINGLE

0:25:18 > 0:25:22Right, Noel's team, you need four to win.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Your time starts now.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Flash... - # Ah-ah! He saves every one of us #

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Gordon's alive!

0:25:29 > 0:25:33"Ah-ah" was quite enough. Flash by Queen from Flash Gordon.

0:25:33 > 0:25:34Watching, I keep waiting...

0:25:34 > 0:25:38Squirrels ate my cake. LAUGHTER

0:25:38 > 0:25:42It was "Still anticipating love". Take My Breath Away by Berlin from Top Gun.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45- Ahh!- Ah, we've been over that, man!

0:25:45 > 0:25:46I've got chills...

0:25:46 > 0:25:48They're multiplying.

0:25:48 > 0:25:52You're the One That I Want by Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta from Grease.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Hakuna matata... - # What a wonderful phrase #

0:25:54 > 0:25:58Hakuna Matata by Timon and Pumbaa from The Lion King.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59This is the end...

0:25:59 > 0:26:03# I've been in loads of Hollywood films and I never mention it #

0:26:03 > 0:26:05LAUGHTER

0:26:05 > 0:26:08APPLAUSE

0:26:09 > 0:26:11It's "hold your breath and count to ten".

0:26:11 > 0:26:14- No-one knows that!- Skyfall by Adele.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16END-OF-ROUND JINGLE

0:26:19 > 0:26:22The final scores are, Phill's team have six

0:26:22 > 0:26:25and Noel's team also have six.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Ooh! APPLAUSE

0:26:28 > 0:26:33So, teams, in true movie style, we've been left with a cliffhanger!

0:26:33 > 0:26:35It's a tiebreak situation.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38MUSIC: "Asteroid" by Pearl & Dean

0:26:41 > 0:26:43"Fancy a curry?"

0:26:43 > 0:26:45- So... - LAUGHTER

0:26:45 > 0:26:51So it's a tiebreaker, which means it's time to bring back Mr Voiceover Man himself,

0:26:51 > 0:26:54- Redd Pepper! - APPLAUSE

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Teams, it's now down to the final question

0:27:00 > 0:27:03to decide who will be tonight's winner.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05It's fastest finger first.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07- Are you ready? - BUZZER:- "Noel Fielding!"

0:27:07 > 0:27:10- Did you press yours? - "Phill Jupitus!"

0:27:10 > 0:27:14Ooh! I have an erection.

0:27:14 > 0:27:18- Oh, man! - LAUGHTER & APPLAUSE

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Sorry! Sorry, Mr Pepper.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24- Phill Jupitus... Oh, man! - OK, let's have the first clue.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27I am both singer and a movie actor. Who am I?

0:27:27 > 0:27:29"Noel Fielding."

0:27:29 > 0:27:32- David Bowie.- Nope. Next clue, please.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34I was born in Memphis, Tennessee, in 1981.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37- "Phill Jupitus."- Shane Ritchie.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39- LAUGHTER - Next clue, please, Redd.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43At a young age, I found I could sing like an angel and dance like the devil.

0:27:43 > 0:27:47- "Noel Fielding."- Jesus.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49- "Phill Jupitus."- Danny Dyer.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52Could we have the next clue, please?

0:27:52 > 0:27:54As a singer, I've won five Grammys.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57- It is!- Buh-buh!- "Phill Jupitus."

0:27:57 > 0:28:01- Justin Timberlake.- That is right. It's Justin Timberlake. Well done!

0:28:01 > 0:28:04MUSIC: "Asteroid" by Pearl & Dean

0:28:07 > 0:28:11That means tonight's winners are Phill's team!

0:28:11 > 0:28:12CHEERING

0:28:15 > 0:28:18So that's it. Thanks to Phill,

0:28:18 > 0:28:21- Tom from McFly and Emma Willis... - APPLAUSE

0:28:21 > 0:28:25..Noel, Alfie Bow and Chris Ramsey,

0:28:25 > 0:28:29- and, of course, to Redd Pepper! - APPLAUSE

0:28:31 > 0:28:35This has been the Never Mind The Buzzcocks Movie Special. I've been Warwick Davis.

0:28:35 > 0:28:40And as you enjoy the credits, we're going to watch them in glorious 3D with you.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Good night!

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