0:00:30 > 0:00:36Hello and welcome to Never Mind The Buzzcocks. I'm Jack Whitehall.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38On Noel's team tonight...
0:00:38 > 0:00:43..is a singer who recently released his debut solo album, Borrell 1.
0:00:43 > 0:00:51If you don't want to know the score, look away now - Borrell 1, Sales nil. It's Johnny Borrell!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53APPLAUSE
0:00:56 > 0:01:01And the presenter who fronts one of my favourite shows, The Last Leg,
0:01:01 > 0:01:05with fellow disabled presenters Adam Hills, who only has one leg,
0:01:05 > 0:01:10and Josh Widdicombe, who is from Devon. It's Alex Brooker!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12APPLAUSE
0:01:13 > 0:01:16And on Phill's team tonight...
0:01:18 > 0:01:23..is a singer who filmed her new video at an opulent country mansion.
0:01:23 > 0:01:29It's a brilliant video, but my father was furious she left the Aga in such a state. It's Katy B.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31APPLAUSE
0:01:32 > 0:01:36And a singer from JLS.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40The band recently announced they have split after four years,
0:01:40 > 0:01:44unlike their branded condoms which you can use over and over again.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48It's Aston Merrygold. APPLAUSE
0:01:51 > 0:01:58Well, as you can see, Aston isn't actually here this evening. We got a call from his agent two hours ago
0:01:58 > 0:02:03to inform us that Aston has been taken ill, so...awww.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Little bit selfish. The production team was left in a bit of a pickle
0:02:07 > 0:02:13and desperately scrambled around for a replacement. They've called everyone with any link to music -
0:02:13 > 0:02:17comedians, presenters, Sugababes and nothing came back.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21They then said, "Jack, do you know anyone?"
0:02:21 > 0:02:25I said, "Yes, I know the man that can save the day."
0:02:25 > 0:02:29He is a true champion. Well, not exactly a champion,
0:02:29 > 0:02:33but he won a bronze medal in the 4x400m relay in 1992 in Barcelona.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38A man who couldn't be better suited to a contemporary pop quiz.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Ladies and gentlemen, it's Kriss Akabusi!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46# We are the champions... # Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Yeah!
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Kriss!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51How are you, buddy?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Yay!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Boom! Boom, boom, boom!
0:02:58 > 0:03:02# We are the champions We are... #
0:03:02 > 0:03:07You literally saved us. Jackabusi! We've got a dynamic going on!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09A little bromance!
0:03:09 > 0:03:16We begin with Guess Who. We've morphed together two well-known faces from the world of music.
0:03:16 > 0:03:22Who do the faces belong to? Phill, Katy B and Aston Merrygold from JLS...
0:03:22 > 0:03:25We should probably change that.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29And we can't do the bit at the end with the back flip.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Let's do it again.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36Whose faces have been morphed together? Phill's team.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Good lord!
0:03:38 > 0:03:43I'm thinking a Sugababe. A current Sugababe.
0:03:43 > 0:03:49There's very few people that haven't been in the Sugababes. It's the Territorial Army of pop.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54Would you like a go? Yeah! I think it's quite easy to get in.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Akabusi could get in if he wanted!
0:03:57 > 0:04:02This could be a Sugababes line-up. Big Man, what music are you listening to at the moment?
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Not whatever she/he is singing. It's not a real person, Kriss!
0:04:06 > 0:04:11I'm old school, back in the '70s, '80s. Soul, funk, jazz.
0:04:11 > 0:04:18When discos were in. You remember discotheques. Especially the accountants in the front row!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20LAUGHTER
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oh, yeah!
0:04:23 > 0:04:28I think half of it is Ozzy Osbourne. The hair. I think it's Ozzy's hair.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31The face is looking a little bit Nicki Minaj-y. Oh!
0:04:31 > 0:04:36We're there. Congratulations. Oh, no! I'm meant to say...
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Let's see if you're right.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43APPLAUSE
0:04:46 > 0:04:53The reality is I'm meant to, at this time, have a chat with Aston from JLS about the band's split.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Let's just try it with Chris.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57LAUGHTER
0:04:57 > 0:05:02So, Chris, tell us why did JLS break up?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Em...
0:05:05 > 0:05:10Will you be reforming? We'd love to see the boys back on The Big Reunion.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15You've got to give us a little time and I'm sure if...
0:05:15 > 0:05:23"If he's being evasive, push him for an answer." Come on, Kriss! Let's announce it tonight!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25See you at Wembley!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27CHEERING
0:05:28 > 0:05:33You heard it here! Ever used the JLS-branded condoms?
0:05:33 > 0:05:38The JLS-branded condoms? Yeah. They're quite small guys, aren't they?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Not just quick on the track.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51I am so happy Aston Merrygold is ill!
0:05:51 > 0:05:57Aston Merrygold is like a name you make up by things you've seen in a room. "What's your name?"
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Aston...Merry...Gold.
0:06:01 > 0:06:06Like when the police go, "What's your name?" "Er, Brian...Bovril."
0:06:06 > 0:06:08LAUGHTER
0:06:08 > 0:06:15The real Brian Bovril is at home watching this. He's in prison. He is in prison!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18He did some dark shit. I know!
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Bovril! Please tell me your porn name is Brian Bovril!
0:06:24 > 0:06:30What is your porn name, Kriss? No, no, no. Mother's maiden name and first dog.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Clara Dillinger.
0:06:33 > 0:06:40It was a Doberman. Black and tan. Didn't ask questions. Just went boom!
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Kriss, tell us more about pets that you've had.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48You don't wanna know. That sounds really sinister.
0:06:48 > 0:06:54I've had a budgerigar called Friday cos I bought it on a Tuesday.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55LAUGHTER
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Wow. This is like a terrible remix of that Craig David song.
0:07:01 > 0:07:08I have a question for you. Whose music has been proven to help plants grow
0:07:08 > 0:07:12and fight off disease? I think her. Ozzy's, it's very troublesome
0:07:12 > 0:07:15and it's quite, "Aaaargh!"
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Whereas Nicki Minaj would be...? "Ah ah ow..."
0:07:19 > 0:07:25Sometimes when I hear Nicki Minaj's music I believe my boobs and bum are getting bigger.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28It can encourage growth. Yeah, Nicki Minaj.
0:07:28 > 0:07:33Right, let's hear an answer. Nicki Minaj? I'm going with you guys.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37I'm afraid you are wrong. I thought it was Ozzy Osbourne!
0:07:37 > 0:07:42Well, you should have said! Your team were wrong because they didn't listen, Kriss.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45It's now Kriss's team?!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47I'm sorry!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53CHEERING
0:07:53 > 0:07:58You know Kriss is not stopping as captain. He'll be hosting...
0:07:58 > 0:08:03Horticultural research has shown that playing Black Sabbath to plants
0:08:03 > 0:08:09is good for plant growth. Sharon... There's so much pressure! Get it wrong and Kriss will take my place!
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Sharon recently threatened to divorce Ozzy...
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Aaah! No! Get out of the chair!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21No. Kriss, can you do the joke?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24All right, OK. Here we go.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Oh, God!
0:08:28 > 0:08:35OK. (Sharon recently threatened to divorce Ozzy...) Sharon recently threatened to divorce Ozzy
0:08:35 > 0:08:42as it was revealed he was back on the drink and drugs. (Luckily, they've moved on.) They've moved on.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47(And Sharon's surgeon...) And Sharon's surgeon... (..has put a brave face on her.)
0:08:47 > 0:08:49..has put a brave face on her. Ah!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Get back in there, sir!
0:09:03 > 0:09:08BOOM! Sorry, the seat's got some secondary Akabusi on it.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12HA HA HA! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Kriss, steal his glasses!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24LAUGHTER
0:09:24 > 0:09:27If I could see him, I'd be furious.
0:09:28 > 0:09:35Noel, Johnny and Alex, have a look at this and tell me who the two celebrities are.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Wow!
0:09:36 > 0:09:42Looks a little bit like Che Guevara, doesn't it? It does! Like when he's on holiday.
0:09:42 > 0:09:47It's Pav, isn't it? Pavarotti. Pavarotti is one of the people.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Look at those big, blue eyes. Those big, blue, Christ-like eyes!
0:09:51 > 0:09:57It's my nemesis - it's Chris Martin! I know what you're doing!
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Stare at his eyes a little longer. I can't!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04The mediocrity might get me!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Let's see if you're right!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11It is.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17We did a gig together, didn't we, on the same bill as Coldplay? I know.
0:10:17 > 0:10:23And you deliberately avoided him. I didn't avoid him. His roadies wanted to kill me.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25With cups of green tea.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30And so you have a question about these two people.
0:10:30 > 0:10:37Which one of these two people has their music sung as a lullaby by Prince William to his son,
0:10:37 > 0:10:44baby Prince George? What would you sing to your baby? # Breakin' the law...
0:10:44 > 0:10:47# Breakin' the law Breakin' the law, breakin' the law
0:10:47 > 0:10:50# Breakin' the law! #
0:10:50 > 0:10:56I think you've had an Akabusi attack. Would you like to have kids one day, Johnny Borrell?
0:10:56 > 0:11:01It's not exactly on my radar. Is my mum watching? Shit.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03No. Are you courting?
0:11:03 > 0:11:10I'm not courting at the moment. A single man. Yes. With plans to settle down?
0:11:10 > 0:11:15I get why you've got your little sour face on. Shut up. I just got it. Shut up, Alex.
0:11:15 > 0:11:20You know each other. You said to me... No, I told you, shut up!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Shut up!
0:11:22 > 0:11:27I've been reading your book on the toilet as well
0:11:27 > 0:11:34and there's a bit about Johnny. Why read it on the toilet? It's not good enough to take on holiday!
0:11:38 > 0:11:46The bit in the book where you describe how Johnny... Don't! ..managed to...woo your sister
0:11:46 > 0:11:50with a tale of how he wrote a song about her. You, um...
0:11:52 > 0:11:56You might have gone out with my sister for three months.
0:11:56 > 0:12:01That's not the full story, though. LAUGHTER
0:12:01 > 0:12:05She came back and she said you'd written a song about her.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Then I worked out it had been written two years before you met her
0:12:09 > 0:12:14and I printed off the Wikipedia page and I presented it to my sister!
0:12:14 > 0:12:19But it's fine. You used the word "douchebag". I did not.
0:12:19 > 0:12:25We met in a bar. You were on the piano playing and you sort of wooed her
0:12:25 > 0:12:31and then you wooed her into a cab and I had to go home on my own and tell my parents. It was awkward.
0:12:31 > 0:12:36Do you remember any of it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Yeah. Er... Yes.
0:12:39 > 0:12:46You don't remember a thing! What can I say? You told her you'd written a song about her! She played me it.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51I had to listen to one of your songs. All the way through?!
0:12:51 > 0:12:54LAUGHTER
0:12:56 > 0:13:03Let's get back to the question. Who did Prince William sing as a lullaby to his baby son?
0:13:03 > 0:13:09I reckon that the Prince is pally with Chris Martin. Chris Martin - you are right.
0:13:09 > 0:13:14It was Chris Martin. Prince William sings Coldplay to his son.
0:13:14 > 0:13:20Chris Martin is said to be worried that Gwyneth Paltrow is starting to annoy people. Oh, Chris.
0:13:20 > 0:13:26That ship has sailed, my friend. Sailed, arrived at port, docked and allowed its passengers off
0:13:26 > 0:13:32for a few hours' sightseeing on Aloof Comes Across As A Bit Of A Bitch Island.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34LAUGHTER
0:13:34 > 0:13:40Chris Martin revealed that he tries out his songs on his kids over the breakfast table for their input,
0:13:40 > 0:13:47which is why his next song is titled Please, Daddy, Why Won't Mummy Let Us Eat Bread?
0:13:50 > 0:13:57At the end of that round, Phill's team have one point and Noel's team have two points.
0:13:59 > 0:14:05Time now for the intros round. Phill and Katy B, here are yours for Aston Merrygold.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Right, yeah.
0:14:13 > 0:14:19# De de, de de dun...
0:14:19 > 0:14:22# Boom, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba boom-boom
0:14:22 > 0:14:26# Ba-ba-ba-ba boom-boom
0:14:26 > 0:14:30# Ba-ba-ba-ba... # Go on, Kriss! Go on!
0:14:30 > 0:14:37I haven't got a clue, mate. The answer was Stealers Wheel, Stuck In The Middle With You.
0:14:37 > 0:14:42Here's how it should have sounded. You're supposed to throw it over! LAUGHTER
0:14:46 > 0:14:50So throw it over? I didn't hear what you said.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53I'm throwing it over. Any ideas?
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Um...
0:14:57 > 0:15:01I have to push you for an answer. Stealers Wheel, is it?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Oh!
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Stuck In The Middle... With You. Here's how it should have sounded.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10INTRO PLAYS Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:15:10 > 0:15:17I know this. # Stuck in the middle with you I don't know why I... #
0:15:17 > 0:15:21I know the tune. I don't know the band. Oh, I know it. Yeah, yeah.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27That was it. It's too late. Yeah, yeah. Next one, please.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Right.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32One, two. # Diggety-de-boom boom de boom boom
0:15:32 > 0:15:35# De-re-de-deh, de-re-de-deh
0:15:35 > 0:15:40# De-re-de...something Ba-dum dum, ba-dum dum
0:15:40 > 0:15:45# De-re-de-deh, de-re-de-deh... # I'm really sorry, but...
0:15:45 > 0:15:49I'm...I'm... "Family Fortunes" BUZZER
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Wrong quiz!
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Any ideas? It's a disco song. Sister Sledge?
0:15:56 > 0:15:59No! Sister Sledge! We Are Family!
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Here's how it should have sounded.
0:16:02 > 0:16:08INTRO PLAYS You should have got this, Kriss! This is our song!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10CHEERING
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Right! Kriss!
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Whoo!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Ooh!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21# We are family
0:16:23 > 0:16:25# I've got Akabusi with me! #
0:16:27 > 0:16:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Sister Sledge! That was Sister Sledge with We Are Family,
0:16:37 > 0:16:44performed by countless other people, most recently any Gypsy family with a child with lighter skin.
0:16:45 > 0:16:50We also heard Stealers Wheel with Stuck In The Middle With You.
0:16:50 > 0:16:55It's associated with a scene in Reservoir Dogs where a man has his ear cut off.
0:16:55 > 0:17:00Louise Redknapp's 2001 cover version is associated with cutting both your ears off.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Noel and Johnny, here are yours for Alex.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09OK. You're in charge, musically.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13# Um-te-ah, um-te-ah, um-te-ah
0:17:13 > 0:17:16# Do-be-de-dum-dum do do
0:17:16 > 0:17:19# Do-be-de-dum-dum boom boom
0:17:19 > 0:17:23# Do-be-de-dum-dum do do
0:17:23 > 0:17:26# Be-be-de-bum, be-be-de-bum... #
0:17:26 > 0:17:27Ah...!
0:17:27 > 0:17:31# Be-be-de-bum... # Is it...?
0:17:31 > 0:17:36Is it...? I think I've got it. Is it Red Hot Chilli Peppers?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39No. Now I look a tit, don't I?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43I'm passing it over.
0:17:43 > 0:17:48Gotta Be Starting Something? I'm afraid it's Indeep, Last Night A DJ Saved My Life.
0:17:48 > 0:17:54That's one of my favourite songs! Here's how it should sound. I'm rubbish at this game.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57INTRO PLAYS
0:17:57 > 0:18:00It never was Red Hot Chilli Peppers, was it?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07# Last night Akabusi saved my life
0:18:07 > 0:18:12# Last night Akabusi saved my life on the dance floor... #
0:18:12 > 0:18:17# Last night a DJ saved my life... # Let's hear the next one, please. All right.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20# Djang Djang Djang
0:18:20 > 0:18:23# Neeeeyowwww
0:18:23 > 0:18:28# Jig-a-jing-jing... # It's impossible, this one.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31It's not possible! Not possible!
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Guys, if you want to, you can play your Akabusi card.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Would you like to play it? Yeah, of course(!)
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Play your Akabusi card. Hand it in. What is that?
0:18:43 > 0:18:48Kriss Akabusi, kindly join the two players over there. CHEERING
0:18:50 > 0:18:55What is the Akabusi card?! Everyone knows about the Akabusi card!
0:18:55 > 0:19:01Play it and Kriss Akabusi comes and helps you. Do you know this song? Oh, yeah! Well, I know the band.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03LAUGHTER
0:19:03 > 0:19:07I'm not optimistic at this point, if I'm honest.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Why don't we change the song? Make it...
0:19:11 > 0:19:13This has a weird intro. Yeah!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17We might take this group on tour.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20One, two, three, four.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24ALL: # De-de de-de de-de de-de de-de-da
0:19:24 > 0:19:26# De-de de-de de-de de-de-de-da
0:19:26 > 0:19:29# De-de de-de de-de de-de-de-da De de de... #
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Grange Hill! LAUGHTER
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Is it... Is it Record Breakers?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39YES! Yes!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Boom! Boom!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Boom!
0:19:46 > 0:19:52You get a point. It was Record Breakers. Here's how it should have sounded.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57# De-de de-de de-de de-de-de-deh! De-de de-de de-de de-de-de-deh!
0:19:57 > 0:20:01# De-de-deh de de de-de-deh! #
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Oh, yes.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06You love that song!
0:20:06 > 0:20:12At the end of that round, Phill's team have one point and Noel's team have five points.
0:20:16 > 0:20:24Round Three is the identity parade. Phill's team, some hot '90s girl on girl on girl on girl pop.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28For the audience only, here are Solid HarmoniE.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31# ..want me for all that I am
0:20:31 > 0:20:37# I hope that you'll try to understand
0:20:37 > 0:20:42# Do you feel the same
0:20:42 > 0:20:45# Do you feel the same? #
0:20:45 > 0:20:51That was Solid HarmoniE with I Want You To Want Me, but who is band member Melissa Graham?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Number one, Solid HarmoniE?
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Number two, Solid As A Rock?
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Number three, She's Back On Solids Now?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Number four, So Solid Crew?
0:21:02 > 0:21:07Or number five, Just Pass The Solid?
0:21:07 > 0:21:13I did actually used to have this song on a free Top of the Pops CD that I got with the magazine.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16You didn't pay for it? No!
0:21:16 > 0:21:21Akabusi, which of the line-up would you most like to boom? Whoa!
0:21:21 > 0:21:27No! No! Kriss has a wife! I didn't mean it like that. I mean boom, boom!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Oh, you sick bastards! No!
0:21:29 > 0:21:36Kriss Akabusi is asexual! He doesn't do any of that. I don't know about that, fella!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42APPLAUSE I don't know about that.
0:21:44 > 0:21:50Who do you think is Melissa? I think it's number four. But it might be two!
0:21:50 > 0:21:56I think it's number two. She's got the old dancing action going on! She's stood still!
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Two. You're going to go with two?
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Let's find out. Will the real Melissa Graham please step forward?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Yeah!
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Now writing for various pop projects, Melissa Graham.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Now Noel, Johnny and Alex, how about some classic double denim pop?
0:22:25 > 0:22:32For the audience only, here is B*Witched with C'est La Vie. Disgustingly filthy tune!
0:22:32 > 0:22:36# Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't
0:22:36 > 0:22:40# Say you're true, say to me C'est la vie
0:22:40 > 0:22:44# Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't
0:22:44 > 0:22:48# Say you're true, say to me
0:22:48 > 0:22:50# C'est la vie... #
0:22:50 > 0:22:55That was B*Witched with C'est La Vie, but which of our line-up is Keavy Lynch?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Is it number one, B*Witched?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Number two, Bejesus?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Number three, Been Through A Lot?
0:23:02 > 0:23:06Number four, Been Banned From The Leisure Centre?
0:23:06 > 0:23:12Or number five, Been Knocked Up By That Guy From Razorlight? LAUGHTER
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Do you recognise her now? You all right, sis?
0:23:22 > 0:23:27I remember the song. I also went to see The Big Reunion tour live.
0:23:27 > 0:23:35Did you? Yes! All right? I love The Big Reunion and even I think that's a bit pathetic.
0:23:35 > 0:23:41Me and Johnny haven't got a clue. Why don't you defer to Alex, who knows? All right, Columbo!
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Sorry. I was thinking two. I was thinking two.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49We're both wrong. I'd like to go out with two.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56See, Akabusi? That's how you do it.
0:23:56 > 0:24:02I can get you in for free at safari parks if you say you're my carer. LAUGHTER
0:24:06 > 0:24:11We're going to totally go with your instinct. You know. It's number three.
0:24:11 > 0:24:16Let's find out. Will the real Keavy Lynch please step forward?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18APPLAUSE
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Now planning a B*Witched comeback with a brand-new album,
0:24:25 > 0:24:31which you'd have to kidnap all my family for me not to buy - Keavy Lynch, ladies and gentlemen!
0:24:31 > 0:24:34CHEERING
0:24:38 > 0:24:44At the end of that round, Phill's team have two points, Noel's team have six points.
0:24:44 > 0:24:51So we end with Next Lines. Noel's team are in the lead, so you go first. Your time starts now.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53"I shot the sheriff..."
0:24:53 > 0:24:58But I didn't shoot no deputy. By Bob Marley. "I said hey, boy, sitting in a tree..."
0:24:58 > 0:25:04Me, you and Kriss Akabusi. It's not what's there, but it's a better lyric.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08"Mummy always wants you to come for tea." C'est La Vie by B*Witched.
0:25:08 > 0:25:13"And, oh, doesn't matter how much we cried if our eyes spat out the night..."
0:25:13 > 0:25:17What I've done there is read out both lines of the song.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23So... you'll have to get the next line.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Still I'll try to be sincere. By Johnny Borrell.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Who was that one written for?
0:25:30 > 0:25:34LAUGHTER They're all someone's sister!
0:25:36 > 0:25:38"Dance, little sister..."
0:25:40 > 0:25:43You must know this one!
0:25:44 > 0:25:51"Don't give up today." By Terence Trent D'Arby. "Sister, don't let go..."
0:25:51 > 0:25:53LAUGHTER
0:25:53 > 0:25:56"Sister, don't let go..."
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Keep quiet. I can hear Jack... SHUT UP!
0:25:59 > 0:26:03"Sister, don't let go" by Mumford.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05TIME UP MUSIC
0:26:09 > 0:26:16Phill's team, you need six points to win. Your time starts now. "Question..."
0:26:16 > 0:26:18What do you think about me?
0:26:18 > 0:26:24Correct. Independent Woman. Really? "I can be your toy friend..."
0:26:24 > 0:26:30I don't know that one. "I can be your lover." By JLS. How do you come up with lyrics like that?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32LAUGHTER
0:26:32 > 0:26:36That was incredible, fantastic. "Everybody in love..."
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Put your hands up. By JLS. What was the inspiration for that song?
0:26:44 > 0:26:47"I will keep on going until they say so..."
0:26:47 > 0:26:53And even when they do, it's so hard for me to go. Lights On by Katy B.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54TIME UP MUSIC
0:26:57 > 0:27:04So the final scores are Phill's team have five, but Noel's team are the winners with seven!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:10 > 0:27:15So that's it. Thanks to Phill, Katy B and Kriss Akabusi,
0:27:15 > 0:27:20Noel, Johnny Borrell and Alex Brooker. I've been Jack Whitehall.
0:27:20 > 0:27:25And as a special treat for you to enjoy over the credits,
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Aston Merrygold is...
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Kriss?
0:27:34 > 0:27:40We had an idea that at the end of the show Aston Merrygold would do a backflip off the desk.
0:27:40 > 0:27:47I've got a great idea, Jack. We're going to recreate the 1990 European Championships.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51The 400 metre hurdles, Akabusi comes around the bend,
0:27:51 > 0:27:56he hurdles the last hurdle and wins gold. I need a hurdle, Jack.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:28:03 > 0:28:10Bend down there, Jack, like a good boy. I've seen the hurdles! There's no bumming in the hurdles!
0:28:10 > 0:28:15If I've still got any proficiency, you will be a lucky boy. LAUGHTER
0:28:15 > 0:28:20But if I'm not quite as good as I used to be, Jack, brace yourself, son!
0:28:21 > 0:28:27Ladies and gentlemen, I've been Jack Whitehall. Good night!
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