:00:07. > :00:13.The Civic Hall in current fourth Lancashire is to get a new vacuum
:00:14. > :00:17.cleaner. A man in Ohio has been jailed for public indecency after
:00:18. > :00:21.having sex with a van. A wrapper in New Orleans has cancelled his
:00:22. > :00:25.appearance at a music festival due to an unforeseen incarceration. Andy
:00:26. > :00:30.Mitchell can woman has been arrested for choosing a husband around the
:00:31. > :00:52.kitchen with a pair of scissors in a disagreement over a potato.
:00:53. > :00:58.Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing As The News. Coming
:00:59. > :01:04.to you from up the creek in Greenwich, London. My name is Dan
:01:05. > :01:13.Schreiber and I am sitting here with ten CNET, Anna Hunter-Reay and James
:01:14. > :01:17.Harden. -- Anna Ptaszynski. Once again, we will be presenting to you
:01:18. > :01:20.only the most interesting stories that we have found in the news over
:01:21. > :01:25.the last seven days and in no particular order, here we go.
:01:26. > :01:29.Starting with James Harden. My factor this week is that sales of
:01:30. > :01:34.Halloween masks have rightly predicted the winner of the US
:01:35. > :01:41.election every year since 1980. This year, Donald Trump masks are
:01:42. > :01:48.outselling Hillary masks by 10%. Whoever sells more masks wins? That
:01:49. > :01:51.is what has happened. So shouldn't Hillary's team just be out there
:01:52. > :01:56.buying masks? If that is the official way. It is not a causation
:01:57. > :01:59.thing. The thing about them is that most of these masks are made in
:02:00. > :02:09.China and we have a picture of one of them being made. Especially as
:02:10. > :02:16.Trump wants to stop all imports from China... One interesting thing about
:02:17. > :02:22.that, if you look at the colour of those masks, there is a website that
:02:23. > :02:25.invited a lady called Laurie Pressman, the vice president of And
:02:26. > :02:32.told to look at pictures of Donald Trump and see what colour he was.
:02:33. > :02:39.Apparently he goes from things like burnt orange, desert sun, golden
:02:40. > :02:49.orange, Autumn blaze, orange rust... Nuclear winter? But overall, it is a
:02:50. > :02:55.called flamer. And that is what that looks like. That is his face. That
:02:56. > :03:00.is very cool. I know that if you were dressing up as Donald Trump
:03:01. > :03:04.this Halloween, there was one option for clothing which is a wig called
:03:05. > :03:10.the Donald. And it was invented by a Japanese inventor. Here he is there,
:03:11. > :03:15.wearing the weight he has invented. A sickly it is like your regular
:03:16. > :03:21.low-end wig, it is quite normal, quite cheap but it contains chunks
:03:22. > :03:25.of iron inside, possibly with spikes if you want them, and a coiled
:03:26. > :03:29.strap. He invented this for Donald Trump to wear, so that if anyone
:03:30. > :03:32.attacked in the could take it off and throw it at the person attacking
:03:33. > :03:39.him. And the spikes would attack them, and Emma Coyle would bring it
:03:40. > :03:42.back to them. You we go. That is his actual patented. When it hits the
:03:43. > :03:47.target, he can bring it back and put it on his head. So you can get masks
:03:48. > :03:53.of Hillary and strong but you can also get a mask of Mitt Romney. --
:03:54. > :03:57.Hillary and Trump. There is a mask of someone dressed as Mitt Romney.
:03:58. > :04:01.That is Mitt Romney dressed as Mitt Romney. This Halloween his family
:04:02. > :04:08.decided to go as their alter egos and his is himself. There are few
:04:09. > :04:11.other predictors of American elections, weird ones. But the one
:04:12. > :04:17.that is possibly the most persuasive is the Olympics one. Whenever the
:04:18. > :04:22.Olympics is hosted by a country that has not won the bid to host the over
:04:23. > :04:26.mix before, there is a change of office, from Democrats to
:04:27. > :04:31.Republicans, and one of the Olympics is hosted by country that has hosted
:04:32. > :04:35.before, the incumbent stays in. 13 out of 14 times it has been true.
:04:36. > :04:39.This time Brazil hosted the Olympics and they have not posted before so
:04:40. > :04:44.according to this reliable method, Trump is winning. The Washington
:04:45. > :04:47.Redskins prediction, this is a theory that when the Washington
:04:48. > :04:52.Redskins, the American football team, play their final home game, if
:04:53. > :04:57.they win, the party currently in the White House will win. And their last
:04:58. > :05:01.home game was against Philadelphia Eagles. They won 27-20 so according
:05:02. > :05:07.to the theory, the Democrats should stay in. But then the other thing is
:05:08. > :05:12.that the Redskins played a game in London this weekend, neutral
:05:13. > :05:15.territory, and it was a tie. In normal time and in overtime, and if
:05:16. > :05:20.you watch American football that is extremely rare. It seems to me that
:05:21. > :05:29.something weird is going to happen. It is going to be a tie. Will they
:05:30. > :05:31.have a coalition? Check this out. Western Illinois University has a
:05:32. > :05:37.mock election every time that is going to be an election. Since 1975,
:05:38. > :05:41.when they have started doing the mock elections, they have had 100%
:05:42. > :05:45.accuracy. And so I have done this year's mock election and they have
:05:46. > :05:51.concluded that the winner of this presidential election is going to be
:05:52. > :05:59.Bernie Sanders. Who will win in a landslide. He beat Hillary in the
:06:00. > :06:04.primaries 2-1. He then faces the Republican nominee, Jeb Bush. Who he
:06:05. > :06:09.beats at a margin of 4-1. So there we go. There was a recent poll done
:06:10. > :06:14.for the link leadership initiative in September and it found out that
:06:15. > :06:20.one in five Donald Trump supporters thought that he would start a
:06:21. > :06:25.nuclear war during his leadership period. That is his own supporters,
:06:26. > :06:29.one in five. 36% of his own supporters said there would be race
:06:30. > :06:33.riots, 33% said the government would default on debt and one poster said,
:06:34. > :06:38.the polls show that Trump is getting his methods cross because he has --
:06:39. > :06:42.getting his message across because he has promised most of this. It was
:06:43. > :06:46.a recent poll in Florida where 2% of people who vote for Hillary Clinton
:06:47. > :06:50.also say that they believe that she is literally a demon. That is people
:06:51. > :06:54.who would like to vote for her. So mad. We will have to move on shortly
:06:55. > :06:58.to our next fact. Anyone got anything else? If you turn up to
:06:59. > :07:02.vote in one of the Donald Trump masks, it would be an odd thing to
:07:03. > :07:05.do, then there is a chance you will not be allowed to vote because it
:07:06. > :07:12.counts as electioneering. If you turn up in a Trump T-shirt Olly
:07:13. > :07:16.Or -- or a Hillary Clinton T-shirt, they were asking to turn it
:07:17. > :07:19.inside out so you do not influence anyone else. I thought it was
:07:20. > :07:25.encased Donald Trump had already voted today. You have already been
:07:26. > :07:30.here, voter fraud. Our second fact. Time for my fact. The keys to the
:07:31. > :07:34.church that contains Jesus's tomb are looked after by a Muslim family
:07:35. > :07:46.because the Christians cannot be trusted with them. It is so amazing.
:07:47. > :07:51.This is the reason -- the reason that I saw this is that Jesus's tomb
:07:52. > :07:55.has been opened for the first time today in 500 years. It sits in this
:07:56. > :07:58.church, the church of the holy sepulchre. The church is looked
:07:59. > :08:02.after by three denominations but because they do not believe in
:08:03. > :08:06.exactly the same things, it takes forever for them to negotiate how to
:08:07. > :08:10.make even the simplest of decisions and so they decided to actually open
:08:11. > :08:14.the tomb of Jesus over 50 years ago but have spent the last 50-something
:08:15. > :08:18.years trying to work out how they should raise the money and they have
:08:19. > :08:22.not agreed on anyway. Even as tiny a thing is that they cannot agree
:08:23. > :08:26.upon. The reason that there is a Muslim family looking after the
:08:27. > :08:28.keys, over 800 years ago they thought, there was no way we will
:08:29. > :08:32.give the keys to you guys because you will just bicker over it. We
:08:33. > :08:35.will give to this family. And it has been the same family looking after
:08:36. > :08:44.its generation after generation, the keys to the most say sacred side in
:08:45. > :08:49.Christianity. -- the most sacred. It is like getting the keys to the
:08:50. > :08:57.garage. It is the most amazing story. They have been fighting for
:08:58. > :09:02.centuries and there are all these examples of these tests that the
:09:03. > :09:07.church has. The church is shared by six denominations, the Greek
:09:08. > :09:10.Orthodox, Armenian, Ethiopian orthodox and Syrian orthodox. One
:09:11. > :09:18.example of a fight that was had, the Ethiopians and the Cox, rather than
:09:19. > :09:22.accessing the main church, they have a spot on the roof where they can
:09:23. > :09:28.worship. There is an area that is disputed and during prayers in 1970,
:09:29. > :09:31.the Coptic monks briefly left the roof top and Ethiopian monks changed
:09:32. > :09:34.the locks and claim it for themselves and since then the Coptic
:09:35. > :09:37.seven not been able to get back to it. They have erected a chair next
:09:38. > :09:45.to it to show they protest the move and there was one incident in 2002
:09:46. > :09:48.were a Coptic monk, it was extremely hot and he moved his chair to get
:09:49. > :09:51.some shade from the sun, and this was interpreted as an act of
:09:52. > :09:59.aggression. There was a massive fight and 11 monks were
:10:00. > :10:04.hospitalised. It is mad! It is what Jesus would have wanted. They have a
:10:05. > :10:09.thing that is very famously known as the immovable ladder. It is a ladder
:10:10. > :10:13.sitting against a windowsill and because none of them can agree with
:10:14. > :10:22.Richard go, it has sat there since 1752. -- agree where it should go.
:10:23. > :10:26.In 2008 the Armenians had a procession and the Greek Orthodox
:10:27. > :10:30.blocked the procession and it turned into a massive scrap. The police
:10:31. > :10:43.came in and they got a video of it. These are all priests and monks. I
:10:44. > :10:58.have a slow motion that guy coming in, like a WWF wrestler. While. It
:10:59. > :11:03.is basically the Ukip party Conference. The fact that they have
:11:04. > :11:06.now agreed to refund of the opening of Jesus's tomb, it has given them a
:11:07. > :11:13.good feeling about getting on together. It was written not by the
:11:14. > :11:16.National Geographic, who had to correspond and observing. There is a
:11:17. > :11:19.church and inside there is a little house, you can see that in the
:11:20. > :11:24.middle, surrounded by scaffolding. In the middle of that is a cave with
:11:25. > :11:29.a tomb in it. And they removed the marble slab of very carefully. This
:11:30. > :11:42.is from the writer of what happened. Revealing something expected.
:11:43. > :11:47.Another marble slab. I like the story in eternity news... Eternity
:11:48. > :11:51.news?! It is a publication by the Bible Society of Australia. Good
:11:52. > :11:57.news, no body found in Jesus's tomb. Of course, Jesus was buried but rose
:11:58. > :12:01.again and went to heaven so you would expect for there to be no body
:12:02. > :12:10.there. And they went there and there was nobody. That is good news,
:12:11. > :12:13.right? It is a beautiful find. And they are going to close it for a
:12:14. > :12:17.couple of months and nobody will see it for another hundred years. It
:12:18. > :12:19.could be thousands of years, they are saying, because they will
:12:20. > :12:23.restore it to an extent where they can leave it for millennia. But they
:12:24. > :12:31.are astonished, because there is nothing in it. For the sake of
:12:32. > :12:35.balance, we should say that, you say the Muslim family look after the
:12:36. > :12:39.keys but there are in fact two Muslim families. There are two guys
:12:40. > :12:46.who share the responsibilities, and they have tensions between them,
:12:47. > :12:51.too. Do they?! They do. There is this guy, Mr Judah and he says he is
:12:52. > :12:56.the person who originally got the keys in it 1187. Not him literally.
:12:57. > :13:08.He must love Eternity News. One of his distant relations, and
:13:09. > :13:13.another man, his job is to unlock the door and the job of Judah is to
:13:14. > :13:17.bring the key to him and he unlocks the door and they have these fights,
:13:18. > :13:23.he believes his family was the first to hold the key but Judah says that
:13:24. > :13:26.is not true, my family is very high up, highly respected, so after
:13:27. > :13:33.Saladin gave us the keys, it was clear we were superior and we find
:13:34. > :13:39.this inferior family and told them to do the unlocking. They feel
:13:40. > :13:47.ashamed of just being doorkeepers. So they have some nice tension
:13:48. > :13:53.between them as well! Anything else? Other Jesus news this week. Happy
:13:54. > :13:57.news, in Canada, Jesus has been reunited with his head, a statue of
:13:58. > :14:01.Mary and baby Jesus in Canada and vandals kept stealing the head of
:14:02. > :14:05.Jesus so it was replaced by something sculpted by a local
:14:06. > :14:12.artist, it is terracotta... We have a picture. Is that not a Donald
:14:13. > :14:18.Trump Halloween mask? She promised she would make a stone version soon
:14:19. > :14:30.and within moments of this, somebody rushed back with the original head.
:14:31. > :14:33.Back on the statue! Halfway through. Time to look at the stories you have
:14:34. > :14:41.sent to us through e-mails and social media. We will start with
:14:42. > :14:44.James. Mine came from Dane Stringfellow on Twitter, this week
:14:45. > :14:49.at Barnsley supporter took his pet hamster to watch Barnsley play
:14:50. > :14:55.Walsall. The RSPCA said it would have been an extremely stressful
:14:56. > :15:05.experience. As a Sheffield Wednesday fan! Good football knowledge! Just a
:15:06. > :15:16.place and a day. Nottingham Thursday. You got very lucky there!
:15:17. > :15:20.What have you got, and I? An e-mail from Joe, the Guardian, a woman in
:15:21. > :15:25.Oregon left a note of apology and $30 of petrol money on a car after
:15:26. > :15:31.accidentally stealing a car and returning it. The friend she asked
:15:32. > :15:39.to collect the car picked up the wrong one. Andy? Clive from CNN, a
:15:40. > :15:44.police officer in Phoenix, Arizona has been charged with assault after
:15:45. > :15:49.stripping naked, breaking into a YMCA anti-masturbation meeting as
:15:50. > :15:54.trying to tackle the mascot, a man dressed as a dolphin, saying he was
:15:55. > :15:59.saving it from a nonexistent fire! He told detectives he had been under
:16:00. > :16:09.the influence of LSD, cough medicine and antifreeze! It is time for us to
:16:10. > :16:17.move on to fax number three. Anna? By fact is that in the elections on
:16:18. > :16:19.Saturday in Iceland the second-biggest party fielded a
:16:20. > :16:26.candidate who died the previous week. How did he get on? He is the
:16:27. > :16:31.President! Sadly, he died on October 18. He is called Jonsteinn
:16:32. > :16:34.Haraldsson and it was the wishes of his family that he remains on the
:16:35. > :16:39.ballot and he was running for the left Green Party and they came
:16:40. > :16:45.second in that area but he will not hold a political position. I don't
:16:46. > :16:51.think... The big news was everybody that the Pirate party would do very
:16:52. > :16:56.well. They did kind of well. They tripled their seats, in April they
:16:57. > :17:00.had 43% support in Iceland, the biggest party and in the end they
:17:01. > :17:05.only got 15% and this meant that in Iceland they have a pot of money
:17:06. > :17:14.which you can use for campaigning and it is 290 million kroner, about
:17:15. > :17:17.?1.6 million, and what they do is they put this to the different
:17:18. > :17:24.parties and it depends on polling how much you get and this time the
:17:25. > :17:33.Pirates were on 35% so they got 35% of the money. Because they're
:17:34. > :17:40.pirates... Well... Be buried at? The campaign could have been X marks the
:17:41. > :17:46.spot! Because their antiestablishment and they don't
:17:47. > :17:49.really want all of this money, the spokesperson said that we funded the
:17:50. > :17:54.last campaign at a flea market so all we need is the money to pay the
:17:55. > :18:00.salary of our employees, anything more is too much. I bet they are
:18:01. > :18:04.regretting that now! They were formed four years ago after the
:18:05. > :18:07.financial crash, not of antiestablishment party is getting
:18:08. > :18:13.more popular so from four years ago they have one one seat in six in
:18:14. > :18:17.Parliament and that was replicated here that would be equivalent to
:18:18. > :18:21.Ukip winning 72 seats in an election but that was founded in 1991 and
:18:22. > :18:26.because of our first-past-the-post system it took them 23 years to get
:18:27. > :18:30.the first MP so I worked out how long it would take them under our
:18:31. > :18:34.system if they go at that rate. At this rate they will not have
:18:35. > :18:41.replicated the success of the Pirate party until the year 3647. The man
:18:42. > :18:46.who died was from the left Green Party who came second in this
:18:47. > :18:49.election and they had one of their political adverts pulled from
:18:50. > :18:58.YouTube in this campaign and we can see it's... This is a naked lady
:18:59. > :19:03.with horses head. She is yelling and this is the artist. He is telling
:19:04. > :19:07.everyone how it is great to have a strong, healthy, creative scene.
:19:08. > :19:13.That is a party political broadcast on behalf of the left Green Party!
:19:14. > :19:22.That is what that man is saying. It looks like he was apologising! I am
:19:23. > :19:29.so sorry about my sister! She is really unwell. We need to move on.
:19:30. > :19:34.We should quickly talk about how it was a great collection for women in
:19:35. > :19:40.Iceland. They won 30 of the 63 seats. In fact, the World Economic
:19:41. > :19:44.Forum released its gender gap a report last week and Iceland top
:19:45. > :19:48.date for the seventh year in a row. This is one of my favourite things
:19:49. > :19:55.about this country. The top five countries in the world and the
:19:56. > :20:04.economic forum tend to be these 5- Iceland, Finland, Norway, Sweden and
:20:05. > :20:10.the last one? Denmark? Rwanda. It is so fascinating. More than half of
:20:11. > :20:15.its parliamentarians are women, 64%, because after the genocide they were
:20:16. > :20:20.a 70% female population and admit women had a chance to take social
:20:21. > :20:24.control and quotas were introduced and it led to this equal society and
:20:25. > :20:28.at this point it means most of Parliament is populated by women.
:20:29. > :20:33.Another thing they did in Iceland last week was all of the women
:20:34. > :20:41.walked off their job at 2:38pm on one day. Because you pay inequality
:20:42. > :20:47.in Iceland is about 70% so after 70% of the work day they said no, that
:20:48. > :21:00.is it. -- 70%. Such a good idea! APPLAUSE
:21:01. > :21:06.Right! Echoes back to 1975, known as the women's day off. When 90% of the
:21:07. > :21:10.woman working went on strike on that day and all of the men basically had
:21:11. > :21:15.to take their kids to work because they had no one to look after them,
:21:16. > :21:26.the schools closed and they sold out of sausages... Because... That is
:21:27. > :21:33.all they could cook! We will move on to the final fact. And that is
:21:34. > :21:38.Andrew. More than one third of men who took the new male contraceptive
:21:39. > :21:45.jab reported increased sex drive and one and 20 reported swelling of the
:21:46. > :21:50.breasts. This is a new study, the new contraceptive for men and you
:21:51. > :21:55.can either get an injection of hormones or you can have this as a
:21:56. > :22:00.gel that you run into your shoulder and it is a huge development in
:22:01. > :22:06.contraception. 96% effective. Which is very good, better than condom is,
:22:07. > :22:13.which are 98% normally but in real life conditions they are 82%. What
:22:14. > :22:19.does that mean? It is where you have put it on first! They have been
:22:20. > :22:25.trialling this and this. This trial because a lot of men reported
:22:26. > :22:30.side-effects. Whereas as we know the male contraceptive pills have no
:22:31. > :22:36.side effects at all! Please don't write in, that is a joke! 38%
:22:37. > :22:40.reported increased libido, which is a strange side-effect, but it is
:22:41. > :22:46.very cool, it works by dramatically lowering the concentration of sperm
:22:47. > :22:50.so it lowered this to 1 million for every millilitre, normal
:22:51. > :22:56.concentrations are between 15 and 300 million sperm cells per
:22:57. > :23:00.millilitre. I saw that statistic, I had never seen that before, if some
:23:01. > :23:06.reason you decided to fill a pint glass with Seaman... It would
:23:07. > :23:17.contain more sperm than people on earth. There you go! Very exciting!
:23:18. > :23:23.Never open his fridge! They stopped the study because I think 20 other
:23:24. > :23:28.subjects decided they didn't want to do that any more, 14 stopped because
:23:29. > :23:34.of mood swings. And the other six had acne, pain or panic at the first
:23:35. > :23:38.injection, palpitations, hypertension and erectile
:23:39. > :23:47.dysfunction. But that at least would work as a contraceptive. The one
:23:48. > :23:52.article I read properly was the fact that side-effects were that men were
:23:53. > :24:00.feeling moody and the body feels wrong and the article should have
:24:01. > :24:06.had two words- boo hoo! Tried being a woman for one second! I don't feel
:24:07. > :24:11.so good! And they will potentially stop something that could mean men
:24:12. > :24:20.could be using this very soon. They will carry on with the trials? More
:24:21. > :24:24.men will say, oh, no! Danny, are you taking this thing at the moment?
:24:25. > :24:28.APPLAUSE To be fair, 75% on the trial said
:24:29. > :24:32.they would take this as a contraceptive and that is given that
:24:33. > :24:38.half of them had acne, which is a high proportion of side-effects. And
:24:39. > :24:44.four got pregnant. Very big side-effect. Another big story in
:24:45. > :24:49.the news is that Britain's first ever national sperm bank has closed
:24:50. > :24:53.down. Which is a disaster, they only managed to get $7 in the number two
:24:54. > :25:05.years they were running. Which is 3.5 every year. You only get around
:25:06. > :25:08.four or five donating because it is very rigorous, sperm have to survive
:25:09. > :25:12.the freezing and thawing and regained motility. I heard one of
:25:13. > :25:21.the problems was it was in Birmingham. The idea being that
:25:22. > :25:29.people could not be bothered going to Birmingham. There are people in
:25:30. > :25:34.Birmingham. They are rigorous, you need to have good quality sperm and
:25:35. > :25:38.do various things, you cannot have sex for 48 hours before donation and
:25:39. > :25:41.you must donate at least once every week and the sperm have to meet a
:25:42. > :25:45.certain standard, they must be healthy, you must eat the right
:25:46. > :25:49.things, don't drink too much alcohol, get good sleep and where
:25:50. > :25:51.they are going wrong is sperm banks deliberately placed themselves the
:25:52. > :26:00.universities because that is where you get the row of young men. But
:26:01. > :26:05.also that is why you get sperm that are completely useless! -- Viral.
:26:06. > :26:10.Lots of sleep deprived drunks. Pasty sandwiches for the last three years!
:26:11. > :26:14.Another thing hopefully on the market soon is a procedure relating
:26:15. > :26:19.to contraception and this is another male contraceptive, designed by a
:26:20. > :26:29.German carpenter this year. It is not promising!, I know! We have a
:26:30. > :26:37.picture of this valve. It is two little violence and on those tubes
:26:38. > :26:41.you can see those two little ducts transferring sperm and once you turn
:26:42. > :26:46.those off, it is not on either sperm to get past that. It goes back into
:26:47. > :26:50.the testicles. That is the switch. Once you have these inserted, you
:26:51. > :26:57.have this little switch, or and on. Where does that go? You hold it?
:26:58. > :27:01.That is inside your testicles. You must flick the switch in your
:27:02. > :27:08.urethra. You have the switch in your testicles. You decide no kids and
:27:09. > :27:13.you just flick that. It is like a light switch, and you don't know
:27:14. > :27:19.whether it is on or off. Once or twice, I hear. You would need to
:27:20. > :27:26.attach some kind of light on the outside!
:27:27. > :27:29.APPLAUSE OK, that is it, all of our facts,
:27:30. > :27:33.timed race shares some of the stories that we did not have time to
:27:34. > :27:39.get to. We will start with you, James. This is from the Palm Beach
:27:40. > :27:42.Post, a Florida woman was arrested this week for breaking into an
:27:43. > :27:52.apartment and attacking the residents with her pet macaw. Her
:27:53. > :27:56.name was Mary Peck. Anna? This is from The Times, it covered the fact
:27:57. > :27:59.that the Colombian president is visiting our Royal Family and
:28:00. > :28:03.reminded us that when Prince Charles last went to Colombia he was given
:28:04. > :28:08.as a gift several sets of maracas, as some narrow and some books
:28:09. > :28:17.lovingly inscribed to Camilla Parker Bowels. Andy? Study by Glasgow
:28:18. > :28:20.Caledonian University of music choices and desert island discs
:28:21. > :28:24.which reveals that lawyers and vets tend to like heavy metal, nurses and
:28:25. > :28:28.clergy like funk music and entrepreneurs like punk music. Not
:28:29. > :28:34.enough engineers and accountants have been invited onto the show to
:28:35. > :28:39.determine they like! OK, that is all from me, and the team. We will be
:28:40. > :29:04.back next week, we have been No Such Thing as the News. Goodbye!
:29:05. > :29:05.He's a scientist. Brilliant, apparently.
:29:06. > :29:24.But I know things few other people do.
:29:25. > :29:26.I will not work for the British government.