Sleeping Dogs

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Previously... - Please step away from the gurney transfers and the heavy lifting.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07And for the love of all that's good and holy, get an MRI.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09I almost don't want to see the damage.

0:00:09 > 0:00:15We want to launch a city-wide campaign featuring you as the face of All Saints.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Dr Cooper, pay attention! You need to pay attention!

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Dude! Dude! What the hell?

0:00:23 > 0:00:25You know I'm fine.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27You don't need to stay here.

0:00:27 > 0:00:31This programme contains some strong language

0:00:31 > 0:00:34This machine is a piece of shit!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37I'm going to begin interviewing for a pharmacist.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39I've already put in a call to Eddie Walzer.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Awesome!

0:00:40 > 0:00:44Eddie kind of lost it when the Pill-O-Matix came. He was good at his job, but...

0:00:44 > 0:00:46All right. I hear you.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47Grace, open the door!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Honey...

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Oh, my God.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Hi. Is Dr O'Hara in yet?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Great, can you get her for me?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00I'll wait. I got it. Thanks.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Here you go, sweetie.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Good morning. How are you?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Can I steal you for a minute when I get in?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11OK. Great, thanks.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Who's seen this?- Half of ortho.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34The main spine guy is in Barbados.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Meanwhile, my follow-ups keep getting pushed.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Yeah, well fuck that. You need to see a specialist.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Well, I am the least of my problems.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Grace is pulling her hair out.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47Oh, God. I'm really sorry, Jackie.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Eddie used to give me some oxy.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58You know, between cortisone shots when it would get really bad.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06I could do that if you like.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Give you a couple of oxy.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Yeah. You know, I guess that would...

0:03:12 > 0:03:17Short of banging you over the head to put you out of your misery, I don't see what else I can do.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19All right. Great. Just let me know.

0:03:19 > 0:03:24- I'll stop by and get a prescription. - Oh...

0:03:24 > 0:03:28No, because you know what happens is it flares up and I haven't...

0:03:28 > 0:03:30You know, never mind. It's beating a dead horse.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Who came up with that anyway?

0:03:32 > 0:03:36The same awful people that like to kill two birds with one stone, I imagine.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40You know who I like? People who let sleeping dogs lie.

0:03:45 > 0:03:50What qualifies you for the position of emergency department pharmacist?

0:03:50 > 0:03:54What qualifies me? Seriously?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56I did this job for 10 years.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58You also came in here drunk.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Not to mention you had to have your stomach pumped.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05One might think these incidents would disqualify you to run a pharmacy.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Oh man, either you want me back or you don't.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Cook me or sew me back up.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11This in-between shit...

0:04:13 > 0:04:15I need some assurance that you're stable.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Both things happened after I left.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23My work was impeccable for 10 years.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Plus I still have a lab coat, so you save...

0:04:25 > 0:04:31Right, now you're going to tell me you'll get back to me and I'll be checking my messages.

0:04:31 > 0:04:37Or I might just say welcome back to All Saints.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Yeah? Really?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- I'm going to rock this shit. - I wish you wouldn't.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- No, it's just an expression.- Still.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Eddie! It's going to be like old times, bro! I'm telling you.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Hey. Hey. This is the man! - No, listen, Coop...

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- This is the man right here! - Coop. Coop, listen, I got to bounce.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, later. Bounce. Bounce.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Hey, got a minute?

0:05:09 > 0:05:15- Actually, I don't.- Yeah, well, we got a wackjob coming in five, so I'll keep it brief.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Emotionally disturbed person, Dr Cooper.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Here's what it is.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23- I think I was part of a very successful campaign.- You were.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- So how come they're taking the posters down?- Stop that!

0:05:26 > 0:05:29I mean, why not keep a good thing going?

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Right? Seems to me...- All Saints rented the ad space for six weeks.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Those six weeks are up, Dr Cooper. - BUZZING

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Please answer your pager.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39You heard that? It's on vibrate.

0:05:39 > 0:05:44- Someone may be dying. - Oh, the nurses will keep them alive until I get there. It's their job.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45So, uh,

0:05:45 > 0:05:49what needs to happen in order to keep the campaign going?

0:05:49 > 0:05:50I mean - sorry -

0:05:50 > 0:05:56I'm totally willing to keep the, you know, campaign going. I'll, I don't know, pay out of pocket.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59I could pay for the ad space if it helps.

0:05:59 > 0:06:04- That's a very generous offer, Dr Cooper.- Well, I'm a very generous guy.

0:06:04 > 0:06:09- So, uh, seems like a win-win, right? What do you think? - BUZZING

0:06:09 > 0:06:13- I can hear your pager vibrating, Dr Cooper.- I know, I know. Whatever.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Just... Can you think about it? Hmm?

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Gloria?

0:06:21 > 0:06:2430-ish male, altered mental status. Found disoriented and naked.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Wackjob. Got it.- EDP psych eval.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Dude started peeling clothes off at the grocery store.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- They called the police. The police called us.- No, stay here.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Give me the keys. Thank you.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Get his arms.

0:06:35 > 0:06:40Someone tell the cops to stop dumping their disorderlies at All Saints.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43On my count, one, two, three.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49You're all right. You're OK.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51- We're right here.- Let's keep him sedated. Give him five and two.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54He's not agitated and he's not resisting.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55BP's 110 over 70.

0:06:55 > 0:07:00I want to stay on top of it. Start the line. Hey, buddy. Hmm? Buddy?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02- You know where you are?- No.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- No.- You're at All Saints.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Can you tell me your name?

0:07:07 > 0:07:11No? I'm Jackie. Don't worry, we're going to take very good care of you, OK?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13He smells like fresh laundry.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Hey, Marco? Can you tell me how you got here today?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22No.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Do you know what year it is? - No, ma'am.- It's 2010.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Thank you.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Can you ask around and see if you can find some family?

0:07:32 > 0:07:36I thought I recognised you. Marco Prince, linebacker, right?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Wow. This guy's famous. It's an honour to meet you.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Brotherhood of the broken nose, right?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Hey, kill the H and A, he's cool.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Marco, we're going to take good care of you. Are you having a rough day?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Yeah. Dude got picked in the first round.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Linebackers never get picked in the first round.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Mm hmm. Florida Gaters, I know. I'm gay, I'm not a girl.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Sam's calling around. There's a lady in 3 - 49, she's having pain in her swimsuit area.

0:07:58 > 0:07:59I'm thinking it's an appy. Can I take it?

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- It's all yours. - Let's get this guy an MRI,

0:08:02 > 0:08:06full blood and spinal tap, rule out infection, brain tumour, bleed.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Treat him like a king, huh?

0:08:07 > 0:08:11As opposed to a wackjob?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Marco Prince - fantastic.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Lo...wer ab...do...minal...pain.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26- We've been through this already. - Just being thorough.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Are you sexually active?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31No. Pretty much just lie there.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36No, I meant, um...

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Ah, a joke, got it.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45- Hello, hello.- Lower quadrant. Uh, CBC came back. White count's high.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47We're in line for a beta and waiting on a CAT scan.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I'm telling you right now my appendix is dead and rotting.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53So how about a Valium drip and a nice Merlot?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55I'm not saying no.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57I do think your appendix has ruptured.

0:08:57 > 0:09:02All right. Rule out pregnancy, Get her into CT and call the OR.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Oh, my God, the two of you.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Seriously, I'm forty-fucking-nine years old, OK?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- May I help you? - I'm looking for Marco Prince.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Hi. Are you his wife?- There's my guy.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Hey, baby.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27- I'm sorry.- What are you sorry for?

0:09:27 > 0:09:31Would you like to eat something? We have some meal trays right over here.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32- That would be nice.- OK.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38- You know what happened? - Someone called the police. That's all I know.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Janelle came looking for you, but you were already gone.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Oh. Where did I go?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45SuperValu.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47What did I do?

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Took off your clothes.- Oh, God.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Baby, no. It's not a big deal.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Good-looking guy like you, you made their day.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Look, you had to leave work again.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59You know what I say to that?

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Lucky me. That's what I say.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- If either of you need anything, please don't hesitate.- OK.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Do you mind me asking

0:10:10 > 0:10:14- if you're the same Marco Prince who played ball?- Yes, ma'am.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Yes, you mind or yes, you are? - Yes, I am.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21You have officially made my day, Mr Prince.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Blindside sack on the Tennessee quarterback...

0:10:25 > 0:10:27You're my hero.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38You are so brave.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40I could never move to a foreign country.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Oh, you underestimate yourself.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Mm, no. I would miss American candy.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49What you'd miss are your people.

0:10:49 > 0:10:54- I don't have people.- Excuse me, I beg your pardon, you have me, you have Jackie, you have Lenny.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58(Having Lenny scares me.)

0:10:58 > 0:11:03Ooh! NOT having Lenny scares me!

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Wow. OK. Huh.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11So who do you miss from your foreign land?

0:11:11 > 0:11:14- The Queen.- Together?- Yes.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16No.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20- Yes.- What if I can never pay you back?

0:11:28 > 0:11:29She's my friend.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38So, we ordered an MRI and a spinal tap.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41They are doing his bloodwork as we speak.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Can we cancel it, please?

0:11:42 > 0:11:46- Sorry?- You need to cancel the MRI.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50Our insurance is going to kick it back. We can't afford it.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52It's not like anyone can fix it.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55He's not sick, sick.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57He's got early onset dementia.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58He was a linebacker.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02- Mm, yes, I heard. First round. - And he's not six-five and he's not

0:12:02 > 0:12:06300 pounds, so he's fast and tough as shit.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12I could wallpaper my bathroom with MRIs. We don't need another one.

0:12:12 > 0:12:17- I know what his brain looks like. All right?- Yeah. Yeah, I got it.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24What are you doing for lunch?

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Want to get a little Quiznos, hang out in the pharmacy, kick it old school?

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Mm, can't turn back the hands of time, Coop.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32So let's do something different.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Sushi!- I made plans, bro. Sorry.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Water off a duck's back. Pff!

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Hey, Zoey, you want to get a little lunch?

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I'm having lunch with Jackie.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50(Help a sister out.)

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Sorry, Lenny. Ladies only. - That's cool.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57What about you? You want to get a grinder?

0:12:57 > 0:13:01As wildly tempting as a grinder sounds,

0:13:01 > 0:13:04I have far too much respect for Zoey to horn in on her territory.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Loud and clear.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09I'll go to lunch with you.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11No, thanks.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14What about you, Thor? Grab a bite?

0:13:14 > 0:13:19- No lunch for Thor today. He needs to drop some of that weight. - I can totally hear you.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Still need to drop some of that weight.

0:13:24 > 0:13:29- You need anything? - No. Just - thank you.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33It's embarrassing. You know, you break your arm, you're still you.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36You break your brain and you're not you anymore and it freaks me out.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38I mean, we used to have it nailed down.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40We had a guy who lived with us.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43He took care of me, but...

0:13:43 > 0:13:46We pretty much burned through everything we had. So...

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Our neighbour looks in on him.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50I don't know where I go, man,

0:13:50 > 0:13:53because I don't want to leave

0:13:53 > 0:13:55but I do and I don't know why.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58I have a beautiful wife,

0:13:58 > 0:14:01a beautiful life. It's slipping off my plate,

0:14:01 > 0:14:03every day a little more.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Hey. Hard day?

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Oh, same old. You?

0:14:27 > 0:14:31Just happy to be back.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35It's going to be different now. You know that, right?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Why?

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Eddie.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Remember that time when I walked in on you guys?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Oh God, Zoey!

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Good times.- Yeah.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Let's make this quick.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58So, thank you for having lunch with me.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Go on.

0:15:02 > 0:15:07Lenny is so nice to me. Much, much, much nicer than I am to him.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10- That's because he likes you.- Yes.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14I am aware of that, which is why I've called this meeting.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Clearly, we have sizzling chemistry.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Obviously.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22Uh, actually, Zoey, it's not that obvious. But if it's obvious to you, that's all that matters.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24He's into me.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26That's...

0:15:26 > 0:15:28for sure.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Get to your point.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Should I hook up with him or not?

0:15:37 > 0:15:41You don't have a mother or a best friend or somebody you can be having this conversation with?

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Yes, but they're all gossips. You know how to keep a secret.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49That is fo' sho'. Private life is private life.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Um, we're not talking about me.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54My point exactly.

0:15:54 > 0:16:00- So what do I do?- Um, well, you have to see him every day.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02It might become weird.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04It's already kind of weird.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Well, then I would have to caution you against fooling around with co-workers.

0:16:08 > 0:16:13And if you are still going to, then I would suggest you slow down about it.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16But the heart wants what the heart wants!

0:16:16 > 0:16:19You know what I'm talking about.

0:16:19 > 0:16:25- Actually, I don't. - You and Eddie.- Yes?

0:16:26 > 0:16:28- Hooked up.- OK, Zoey, you know what?

0:16:28 > 0:16:33Yes. You and Lenny in a back room on a cot somewhere and someone like you can walk in on you.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37That's good stuff, very romantic and I wish you all the best.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Oh, no, come back!

0:16:41 > 0:16:44OK, good talk, thank you.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48This is the way it used to be,

0:16:48 > 0:16:52hanging out in the back, talking shit about nurses. Nice.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Go easy on the nurse smack.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58How come you're not a doctor?

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Seriously. - I could ask you the same thing.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03I AM a doctor.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05No, I mean how come you're not a nurse?

0:17:07 > 0:17:12All the work, none of the pay, zero glory.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Hmm? I'd die. I'd be dead.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Not true. I have an awesome life.

0:17:17 > 0:17:22- Yeah. But would I think it was awesome? Hmm?- I think you would.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24You should tag along with us after work.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28A little Coop reunion. You can meet my lady, see my world.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30- Yeah. Really?- Yeah.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36What should I wear?

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Is there anyone you want me to call?

0:17:40 > 0:17:44You could call my father and he could yell at me for being an unwed mother.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47I had sex once in six years.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Once. I'm 49.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Did I mention that?- You did.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58That's a very smart hat, by the way.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01I'm just going off what Diane Keaton did in her last movie, you know.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04White bounces the light and shaves off decades.

0:18:04 > 0:18:09Yes, well nothing shaves off decades like a stroller and a sippy cup.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11I never even thought about being a mother.

0:18:11 > 0:18:16Maybe one summer when I was 26, I thought about how great it would be to have a bunch of kids.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20But since then, it never occurred to me.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23What about you?

0:18:23 > 0:18:24All my life.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31A divorce?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33You have lost your mind.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Occupational hazard.

0:18:35 > 0:18:40The fact is, you don't make enough to take care of him and you make too much to qualify for Medicaid.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43This is who you wanted me to see?

0:18:43 > 0:18:47She's been fucking the system for 30 years. I would listen to her.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49I didn't make the rules. I don't even believe in them.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53- I'm just passing on information. - As a married couple, your income is his income,

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Medicaid will not help him if he's tied to your assets.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58You can quit your job, but then your whole family is dependent on the state. It's your call.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01But he needs round-the-clock care.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05- I only make 52,000...- The sooner you put this in motion, the better.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09His costs are going to be catastrophic as this thing plays out.

0:19:09 > 0:19:14Medicaid will cover it, but not as long as you're in the picture.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18Today's visit alone, without the MRI,

0:19:18 > 0:19:20would cost you 11,000.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24- You're serious?- Yeah, we are.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26You will lose your house.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28They'll garnish your income.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34To that end, All Saints would like to take care of today

0:19:34 > 0:19:40and give him a clean bill of health so that you're only liable for future expenses.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45I promised to love him.

0:19:45 > 0:19:50- You don't have to be married to love him. It's just a piece of paper. - Maybe to you.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03- You wiped out her bill.- My boy went to the University of Florida.

0:20:03 > 0:20:04Love the Gators.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Yeah, we're getting too old for this shit.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Speak for yourself.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21- I don't care what they say, you are not a grinchy little fucker.- Who's "they"?

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Um, that would be me.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02BEATBOXING

0:21:09 > 0:21:14THEY BEATBOX AND SING

0:21:14 > 0:21:17He used to get loaded and now he does this. Pretty cool, huh?

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Yeah, cool.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22What?

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Ah, you wouldn't understand.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Try me.

0:21:26 > 0:21:31Uh, cool guys never like me. Never.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33I'm like the plague.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35They think I don't know it, but I do.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47- (RAPS)- I don't care what you said, I think the rapper's leaving the site like an ambulance,

0:21:47 > 0:21:51like whoo hoo, and I'm dropping beats like...

0:21:51 > 0:21:53It's all good. I'm a doctor.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Doop doop, whoop whoop!

0:22:12 > 0:22:14(RAPS) My name is Coop doot dootilly doop

0:22:14 > 0:22:17I'm a doctor cos I got patients

0:22:17 > 0:22:20But I don't have patience for busted rhyme

0:22:20 > 0:22:24Cos sometimes they're malignant Sometimes they're benign

0:22:24 > 0:22:27And I'm a... I hate nurses who whine

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Dootilly doot doo doot dootilly doo...

0:22:31 > 0:22:38I feel the flow and I see the light, whoa, don't trip, man, you're going to have to breathe right...

0:22:38 > 0:22:40I told you, I'm a total knob.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42I don't have a cool bone in my body.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45You look cool. That's half the battle.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49- No, I don't... Yeah? You think so? - Definitely.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51He'll be with these guys all night.

0:22:55 > 0:22:56You want to bounce?

0:22:56 > 0:23:00- Is that bad? - I can walk you home if you want.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Unacceptable.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23What are you people doing?

0:23:23 > 0:23:25People come to me with their guts hanging out and I stuff them back in.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28I don't slide appointments around so I can lie on a beach with my colleagues.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Now hold on a minute. - Why isn't anybody helping my friend?

0:23:33 > 0:23:36I don't know what Grace talked about in her last session.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40I do not want you to break her confidence, but I'm just looking for some advice at this point.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42But my daughter is pulling her hair out.

0:23:42 > 0:23:48I don't know if she's telling you this stuff, but this is what she's doing.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51I will pay you for your time, I just - I don't know.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Yes, I understand. I just...

0:23:53 > 0:23:56I just thought you should know.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58OK. All right.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Thank you.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Oh, my God, you're in scrubs. I need your help.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Just call 911, my boyfriend's having a seizure.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13- Is he epileptic?- Yeah, but I've never seen him have a seizure before. - Can you give him some room?

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Can I have your jacket?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20We just have to wait it out. He'll be OK.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30Get outside and wait, please. Can you step back? Listen, you are not helping him.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32He needs calm. Go. I got it.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Roxicodone...

0:24:44 > 0:24:49Holy shit. Are you a dealer? You a fucking doctor? What?

0:24:49 > 0:24:54Oh, God, forgive me. It's OK. You'll be all right.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57SIRENS WAIL

0:25:01 > 0:25:03You're OK.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10There's no Jackie Peyton in the system.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14My mistake.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16I don't know whose MRI you saw but it wasn't hers.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Because if she had an MRI, it would be here.- Yes, I understand that.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23I can't do more than apologise and say "My mistake."

0:25:26 > 0:25:28- Where are you taking him?- All Saints.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Mm, he should go to Bellevue.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34- Uh, can we take him to Bellevue? - All Saints is closer.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41- Bellevue is better, trust me. - We want to go to Bellevue.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Do what she wants.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Bellevue.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52- My God, thank you so much. - You don't have to thank me.

0:25:52 > 0:25:53It's what I do.

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