0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains strong language.
0:00:06 > 0:00:10- Previously:- I'm executive of my mother's estate and it would mean the world if I could
0:00:10 > 0:00:13set up a college fund for the girls, if for no other reason than taxes.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Ladies, this is Sam. He's our new RN.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19You know, I dismissed him because he was whacked out on benzos.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21He successfully completed a rehabilitation programme.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24I have a stack of glowing recommendations on my desk.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Can we get something straight right now?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- You and I are not buddies. - If you say so.
0:00:28 > 0:00:33- You missed one.- It doesn't matter. The sun's going to explode and eat up all the other planets anyways.
0:00:33 > 0:00:38- Wow, that's nice.- It's the ring I could never afford to give her. Still can't.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40How am I supposed to know?
0:00:40 > 0:00:44He wears a big fucking bracelet that says "I am diabetic".
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- I need to lodge a formal complaint against a nurse.- Super.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- What do we got?- Jackie, really, go.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08MOBILE PHONE BUZZES
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Goodness, that took a long time. I was using an iron that was not plugged in.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08Fiona says Grace has been getting up at night and unplugging appliances.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Is that true?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Faulty wiring causes more house fires than cigarettes and arson combined.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Where'd you hear that?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20This is the best smoke detector they make.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23It's also a carbon monoxide detector.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32- I've been saving my allowance to buy it.- Sweetie, thank you.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37But your allowance is for fun things like toys and stickers. Here, sit down, sweetie. Eat your breakfast.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Hey, Gracie, let Mom and Dad worry about smoke detectors, OK?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Put your money away.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I just don't want the house to burn down.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Wow. You know, the number one ingredient in hotdogs is cancer.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I partied like a 20-year-old last night.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Managed to score some grade A ecstasy.
0:04:27 > 0:04:33Dvornoff in Psych told me it would only last six hours and it's been nine!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Still going strong.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38You know...
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I think my mother's death ripped something open in me.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47You have wonderful daughters, Jacks. Cherish them.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49I will. Oh, my goodness.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Do they know I'm their Godmum yet?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Well, as it turns out I have not had that conversation.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Just call them. Call them.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02And then let's all go to the St Regis for lunch, just us girls. Huh?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- The girls are in school. - Oh, we'll yank them out.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Love is more important than reading.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Maybe I'll catch a taxi and then go. No-one will notice.- Right now?
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- No. You're staying right here. Do not go anywhere. Stay right here.- Taxi!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17You're here. Stay here.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Hey, guys.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Was that a walk of shame?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- I don't want to know.- Do we think Zoey got her pipes cleaned?- Dargh!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45It's like seeing Santa naked.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47It's not right.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49I think we did!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- That's paper.- Oh.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Hi. You the parents? What can I do for you?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01It's our son Harry. He has a history of breathing problems.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Our paediatrician said it could be cystic fibrosis.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08We scheduled a sweat test to be sure but it isn't for another month.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10He woke up choking. Could you help him?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Sure. Harry, my name is Jackie.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Can I listen to your chest? OK.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Well, it's restricted but he's definitely getting some air.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Harry, do you like colouring books?
0:06:24 > 0:06:30- I'll get you some colouring books and I'll have a doctor come and take a look, OK?- I don't like doctors.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Yeah, me neither. Lennox Hill has newer equipment but we can certainly
0:06:33 > 0:06:38- bundle him up and give him a sweat test here if you like.- That...
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- That that would be great. - OK. Just sit tight.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41I'll take care of that.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Dr Cooper will be right in.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Argh! Oh, my God! Dr O'Hara, I'm so sorry.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Zoey, ma petite fleur.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Zoey, get back to work.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- But she's... - Come here. You come with me.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Dear Dr O'Hara,
0:07:10 > 0:07:14I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for the lovely scarf.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Ooh, stationery and stamps.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Mm, stamps!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21There are little hearts there.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Hey, Jackie, Dr O'Hara.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Hello.- Can I help?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29No, we are good.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Isn't your accent London with a touch of Sussex, right?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Indeed.- I spent my junior year in England. I'm kind of an anglophile.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39How convenient, I'm an anglo.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- So what's going on?- Nothing.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43We're good. You can leave, please.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Went clubbing. Tad dehydrated.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Feel like humping the world. - Did you do a little X?
0:07:51 > 0:07:56Chasing your G'n'Ts with a little Thai stick. Impressive. Does she have a little problem?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59No, her mother just died. She went out clubbing last night.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02You know what? Get the hell out of here. Go!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Jacks.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Bored. Need magazines.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Thor, give me your magazines.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- What magazines? - Give them to me, including In Touch.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29How can you read this crap?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Please don't amplify my shame.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40I know you like In Touch.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Woo!
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Oh, look. Goldie and Kate,
0:08:47 > 0:08:53mother and daughter, together, just...loving each other.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I should've called my mother more often.
0:08:55 > 0:09:01- Did you know when I was at university we used to speak to each other every day?- No, I didn't.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I'd forgotten how affectionate she was on the phone.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Speaking of, I can't figure out how to delete her from my contacts.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Clearly you need to give yourself some time to grieve.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13In the meantime, CT scan. CT scan.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15This one needs a full work-up.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17This one needs a shitload of Haldol and a psych eval.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Sign off on these, then you can read your crap.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Hey. Need a hand?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Oh, hey, man. How you doing? - Great. How are you?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Good. I think I can handle this one.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Thanks.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Strong man.- There you go. - So how's everything?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46How's the family? How's your wife?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Jackie, right?- Yeah. Good memory.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Yeah, she's good, man. We're good. Things are great, better than ever.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56That's nice. Did she like that ring you got her?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Did I show you that?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00You do pay attention. Yeah, man, she loved it.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- She loved it.- That's great.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06So how about you, huh? Haven't seen you for a while.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Yeah. I, er, I tried to kill myself.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14I ODed on some drugs trying to get a girl's attention.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16You believe that? Didn't work.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Man.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Yeah. I'm just fucking with you. I didn't try to kill myself.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Jesus! You are a sick fuck. - I know, I know.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30I got a sick sense of humour.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- How about a beer? - Yeah. You got a Bud?
0:10:38 > 0:10:43To love. To women. To Jackie.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Cheers.- Cheers.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48How you feeling, little buddy?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Hot. - I guess that was a silly question.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Anyway, it seems strange, I know, but it is the standard test
0:10:55 > 0:10:58to confirm or eliminate the diagnosis of cystic fibrosis.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02We force Harry to sweat and then we measure the amount of chloride in his perspiration.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04We know, Jackie explained everything to us.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Good.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- How much longer does he have to wear all this?- Not much longer.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Then I'll do everything I can to get you the test results quickly.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17And I'll do everything I can to make sure he does.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19But I'm on it.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- And I'm on him.- I got it.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26I'll just check and double check.
0:11:26 > 0:11:31A little bit OCD, but not a bad thing if you're a nurse.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Your son's in good hands.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- What are you doing?- Tweeting.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41People follow my life online. I'm sharing my thoughts with the world.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Are you blogging about that little boy?
0:11:43 > 0:11:44It's not a blog, it's Twitter.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46You can't do that. It's private.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Everyone remains anonymous except for me.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53If I said cys fib would you know that's cystic fibrosis?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56If I said eff you, would you know that's eat shit?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Beeyotch.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- That's a nice scarf.- Well, thanks.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13It's from Hermes, which I think is a pretty good store.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Dr O'Hara gave it to me.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Oh, cool.- Mm.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Does Dr O'Hara have a problem?
0:12:20 > 0:12:25- I mean with drugs.- No.- Does Jackie?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- No.- You sure?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Positive. And since you're asking, I don't do drugs either.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Although when I go to Great Adventure I do take Dramamine,
0:12:34 > 0:12:38cos once on Rolling Thunder I yacked and it was a huge bummer.
0:12:38 > 0:12:43I see your sins for I am God!
0:12:43 > 0:12:44That's God?
0:12:44 > 0:12:48It's 12.53 pm. Vermin!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52- Huh.- I used to be totally scared of him but now not so much.
0:12:52 > 0:12:57- Oh, and he's crazy.- Hey you!
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Yeah, you, sir!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01With the misshapen head.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03How do you wake up in the morning?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- I love this guy.- And you!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Hey you, Pizza Face.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12You shall never marry!
0:13:12 > 0:13:14You won't even be engaged.
0:13:14 > 0:13:20I am God. Bow, bow, bow to me, you sinners and...
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Uh-oh. God's down!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26A lake of fire will swallow you up.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- Pimps and whores. - On my count.- Get the fuck off me!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- I'll smite every one of you fucking assholes!- In psychosis.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- Can I have some vitamin H over here, please?- Haldol, shaken not stirred. - Getting the IV.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49This is God, age unknown. He's probably about 50.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52He lives across the street. Schizophrenic, currently off meds.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- I know this guy.- Got hit in the head with a bottle.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- He told me I was super handsome, like Clark Gable.- I retract!
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Let's stitch him up.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11You are an angel.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Will you stop fucking Twittering and focus, please?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- "Bitchy nurse being bitchy again." - Don't do that.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Don't you dare Twitter about me.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35Thanks for telling me I'm an angel.
0:14:35 > 0:14:40When I was younger I actually thought I was an angel because I had a round face.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42And I thought about becoming a nun.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Sound Of Music.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50But I really like boys so I didn't.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Not all boys. There's one boy.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56More man. Man-boy.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57He's totally...
0:14:57 > 0:15:00pcka-pcka-pcka-pcka.
0:15:00 > 0:15:06It feels really inappropriate, talking about this with you, God... Sir.
0:15:06 > 0:15:11- You know, when I hit my head I seen something.- Like what? Like a bottle whizzing towards you?
0:15:11 > 0:15:16I seen this tunnel with this incredibly bright light at the end of it,
0:15:16 > 0:15:18but it didn't hurt to look at.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22And at the end of the tunnel I met the most loving presence.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25And I just knew it was God.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- I saw God. - But I thought you were God.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31I mean, I thought you thought you were God.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- I am God.- So you saw yourself?
0:15:33 > 0:15:39- No.- So you saw God and... it wasn't you.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Yeah.- So...
0:15:43 > 0:15:46..I guess that means
0:15:46 > 0:15:48that you're not God.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Oh, my God.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Oh, my... I'm not God!
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- I'm not God!- Calm down. - I'm not God! Argh!
0:16:00 > 0:16:04THEY BOTH SCREAM
0:16:04 > 0:16:08I'm not God! Argh! Argh!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Zoey, handle it.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13I'm not God!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Hey, Jackie, I found these.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26- OK. Where? - Right over here on the floor.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- Good catch. I'll take 'em. - Are they yours?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Are they mine? No.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34What is hospital policy regarding lost or found drugs?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.- Oh, why so desperate?
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- Excuse me?- Well, you just seem really anxious for me to hand them over.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Do you want to get your ass kicked?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Give them to me. Now.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Come with me.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Any unidentifiable drugs or substances go into the slot.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57That is hospital procedure. Got it?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Pain in my ass.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43- Hey.- Hey, babe.- Listen, Luis is a firefighter, right?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- Yeah.- Is he there?
0:17:45 > 0:17:46- Yeah, he's here. - Can you do me a favour?
0:17:46 > 0:17:51Can you ask him to go over to the house and explain to Grace that the house will not just burn down?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Maybe that'll ease her mind a little bit.- That's a great idea.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55- All right. Love you.- Love you too.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Bye.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- The wife?- Yeah.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07I fucking love beer nuts.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15KNOCKING
0:18:15 > 0:18:19- Come in.- Hi. A few things.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24First of all, Coop will not stop Twittering.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26It is interfering with work and it's pissing me off.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28That's interesting.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Dr Cooper lodged a formal complaint against you.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Against me? Really? For what?
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Insubordination and general bitchiness.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Insubord... Fucking A.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Twitter tweetering fucking dickhead.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Anything else?- Yes. This Sam guy.
0:18:43 > 0:18:48Like every newly-sober person, he's convinced that everyone around him is an addict.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52It's like the born-again guy we had last year. I'm just saying.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Also one of my nurses needs a paediatric psych referral.- Which one?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58She'd rather not say.
0:18:58 > 0:19:03Be helpful if I knew how old the child was before making a referral.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07She's a very private person and she would rather not have everyone know her personal life.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I would say the kid's between... I don't know, seven and 12.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14- Gender?- She wants a list of shrinks that take our insurance and she wants it anonymously.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17You know what? Forget about it.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Jackie.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Here is the best child psychiatrist I know
0:19:24 > 0:19:27and she takes our health plan.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Thank you.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34She was tremendously helpful with my boy.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Thanks.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Hi. I have the family of a little boy waiting for the results of
0:19:43 > 0:19:46a CF sweat test. I would love to send them home.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I can only give the results to the doctor who ordered the tests.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Dr Cooper wants the results but he's in with
0:19:51 > 0:19:54a trauma right now and if the test is positive I need to set up an IV.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Look, I'd really like to help you out here but I can't.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00OK.
0:20:00 > 0:20:06Everything's really preliminary at this point so it's just better not to give up. Sorry.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08How old?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Oh. Three months.- Smiling yet?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Mm-hmm.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15It's really awful when they get sick.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- What's the name? - Miller, first name Harry.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- The whole run's not complete but the prelims look good.- Thanks.- Mm-hmm.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35OK, so I went to the lab and talked to the tech.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Keep in mind that the doctor has not seen the results yet,
0:20:38 > 0:20:40but so far they are looking very good.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Thank God.- Why don't you all go home and get some rest?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Thank you so much.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51You've been so wonderful. Really? We can take him home?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- Yeah, I would.- Just... Thank you.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57I'll see ya, Harry.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Say bye.- Bye.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05I'm telling you, man, it's great.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07You can see the lights of Citi Field.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10It's way brighter than Shea used to be.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12You been yet to Citi?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- Not yet.- You want to go sometime?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17My brother gets me tickets.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Well, I would love that.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Cool. Islanders too.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24No shit.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Would I shit you?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Thor?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56It's not what you think.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Doughnuts. Really? You already lost one eye, am I right?
0:22:00 > 0:22:05- How'd you know? - Today in trauma with God...
0:22:05 > 0:22:08I had my hand next to your face for about 20 minutes before you saw it.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Also I kind of just used my Spidey sense.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18You are the only one who knows.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20I haven't even told my new boyfriend yet.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Thanks for covering.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27It's a shell. It's porcelain.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31They paint it to match my other eye.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33It's great. You would never know.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- You want to see?- Sure.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Ooh, will you look at you?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05What do you think of the new guy, Sam?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Oh.
0:23:08 > 0:23:13Er, well I think he's really smart and incredibly cute.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16And I think he's probably an excellent nurse.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- I don't like him. - Yeah, he's dead to me.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Go on, yell at someone.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33- I don't want to.- Oh, come on.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36You're so good at it.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Ooh.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Look at the bald dude.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Say, "Hey, Baldy. You're all bald.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Grow some hair you idiot."
0:23:45 > 0:23:47What's the point? I'm not God.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Oh, sure you are.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55I'm not. I've seen God and he wasn't me.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59- That doesn't mean anything. - It means everything.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02It means I'm not God. It means my life is a sham.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Well, Jesus wasn't God.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10- So?- But he's still like really important
0:24:10 > 0:24:14in the religious hierarchal stratification.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15So maybe you're like Jesus.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Mm-hmm?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Jesus was the son of God.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25So maybe you're like the nephew of God
0:24:25 > 0:24:27or the brother-in-law of God.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32I like where this is going.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Hey, you! Strumpet with the thinning hair!
0:24:36 > 0:24:40I can see your soul.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41You whore!
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Lather, rinse, repeat!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50That's how they'll get you.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Where's the sweat test kid?
0:24:54 > 0:24:59I sent them home. Why don't you run to Akalitus and lodge a formal complaint?
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- What do you mean you sent them home? - What don't you understand?
0:25:02 > 0:25:07They were sitting here for over six hours while you were dicking around. So I went to the lab,
0:25:07 > 0:25:13- got the results, which were negative in case you're interested and I sent them home.- Negative?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15What the fuck is wrong with you?
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- Excuse me? - Those test results were preliminary.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21I was waiting for the final results, which by the way were positive.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23The kid's got cystic fibrosis.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Oh, fucking God, no.- Yeah.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Harry and his family are celebrating and now it's my job to
0:25:28 > 0:25:32pick up the phone and tell them that their kid's not going to live to 30.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37What's the matter? No snappy comeback?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Let me call them?
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Have a nice Goddamn night.
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