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0:00:02 > 0:00:03- Previously... - Coop will not stop twittering.

0:00:03 > 0:00:06Dr Cooper lodged a formal complaint against you.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Against me? Really? For what?

0:00:08 > 0:00:10Insubordination and general bitchiness.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15- How are we on time? - We're good. Just don't get fancy.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18- What have we got? - Jackie, really, go.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23I tried to kill myself.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26I OD'd on some drugs trying to get a girl's attention.

0:00:26 > 0:00:31- Man.- I'm executive of my mother's estate and, as such, it would mean the world

0:00:31 > 0:00:36if I could set up a college fund for the girls, if for no other reason than taxes.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Your mom and I went to high school together.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41- Yes, a million years ago. - Oh, half a million. - She was the homecoming queen.

0:00:41 > 0:00:47- She said that her mom was dad's girlfriend before you.- Oh, please!

0:00:47 > 0:00:51There's been a problem with shrinkage and, frankly,

0:00:51 > 0:00:54any shrinkage makes us all look bad, even if it's just Imodium.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57And it's never just the Imodium, people.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00What is hospital policy regarding lost or found drugs?

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Oh, why so desperate? - Do you want to get your ass kicked?

0:01:05 > 0:01:10This programme contains some strong language

0:02:15 > 0:02:17I don't think these are done.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- She's making our cupcakes flat. - Stop doing that, Fi.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Maybe I should try one.- No way.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28- Hello.- Hello.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Kaitlyn?- So?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43I'm less than thrilled.

0:02:43 > 0:02:49Well, I thought we agreed that it was good for Grace to have play dates with her friends.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51And right now she only has one, so...

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- That looks like fun.- Uh-huh.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Grace's tuition is killing us.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Well, about that...

0:03:02 > 0:03:04O'Hara's mum died and left her some money

0:03:04 > 0:03:07and she wanted me to ask you about setting something up for the girls.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11No. I know she's your friend, but no.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15- You don't think we should think about it?- Money always comes with strings.- Not always.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19We took money from my mum and your mum. Both times, we regretted it.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20Yes, that is true.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Can we at least mull it over for a little while?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Mull over taking money from a crazy person?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- She's not crazy.- She lives in a hotel.- Because she's rich.

0:03:30 > 0:03:35Most rich people live in houses, or high-rises or villas. Not hotels.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36That doesn't make her crazy.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42By the way, that little Kaitlyn in there is a big, fat snot.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- That's all I'm saying. - I'm keeping an eye on it.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48You're a good dad.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50I know.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Oh.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Oh, Jesus, Kaitlyn. You scared me.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Grace said there was a bomb shelter down here. I wanted to see if she was making it up.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Kaitlyn, honey, Grace does not make things up.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Grace worries a lot about things that don't even make sense.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- You should get her some help.- Ah, is that right? Are you a shrink?

0:04:20 > 0:04:22What did you just do with the straw?

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Kaitlyn, you were not supposed to have seen that.

0:04:27 > 0:04:32It was a trick that nurses use to dry up their tear ducts.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Why do you need to dry them?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Because we see a lot of pain and suffering during the day

0:04:38 > 0:04:42and the last thing we want to do is come home and cry in front of our families.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I need a hug.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Can I have one?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02DOORBELL RINGS

0:05:06 > 0:05:11Oh, I made some tater tot hot dish, so I thought I'd bring some over.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Kaitlyn says you guys order a lot of pizza.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Well, we happen to love pizza.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Doing the bills, huh?

0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Every month. - Mm, I wish my husband did the bills.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27The girls are in the kitchen.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30In the kitchen.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Ooh, don't those look yummy?

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Yummy, yummy, yummy. Well, thank you for coming over.

0:05:39 > 0:05:45- These are for you.- Oh, thank you. I can't wait to taste them.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49- Grace doesn't want any. Can I have hers?- You don't want any, Grace?

0:05:49 > 0:05:52They touched them with their bare hands and filled them with bacteria.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55I washed my hands, Grace, right in front of you,

0:05:55 > 0:05:57like you told me to. She made me wash my hands.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Washing your hands is sanitary. Thank you for setting such a good example, honey.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06- But washing your hands every two minutes is kind of crazy, if you ask me.- Ooh, that's a lot.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Not if you don't want to get swine flu and probably die from it.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13You know, I am a nurse and she has a good point.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15You can never wash your hands too much.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Well, we should probably be going.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Thank you so much for having Kaitlyn.- Sure, you bet.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28We'll just say goodbye to Kev. Bye-bye.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41We are so not eating that.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43If anybody asks, Fiona's allergic to potatoes.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46No, I'm not. So you want me to lie?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Honey, there are good lies and there are bad lies.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52It's a little complicated.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08So what are you shopping here for?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11This stuff costs ten times more than at a real grocery store.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14OK, buddy, I'll be honest with you.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15I was worried about you.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18You took an overdose and had to have your stomach pumped.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25- Did you do it cos of, you know, this place?- No, I didn't do it because of this place.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Whatever you say, bro. I'm here to support, not judge.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Hey, prepare for a mind explosion.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39I'm on the list of the top 25 docs in all Manhattan.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43- I don't know what to say about that. - Yeah, I know. Right?

0:07:44 > 0:07:48I bought all this crap, so I wouldn't get you in any trouble with your boss.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50I am my boss.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Yeah?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- They pay you decent? - That's personal, Coop.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Seriously? With me, there's no such thing as too personal.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00I already knew that about you, Coop.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03We kind of have a shorthand, right? Don't you think? A little bit, hmm?

0:08:03 > 0:08:08- You and me.- Sending somebody a text?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Nope. Tweeting.

0:08:10 > 0:08:15- Ah. Just letting people know where I am.- What people?

0:08:15 > 0:08:16My followers.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18I have 240. You should try it.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22- A guy like you would probably have 100, at least.- Nah, no, thanks.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Just so you know, if you need anything or just want to talk,

0:08:27 > 0:08:30you're on my way to work, I can drop in any time you want.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32So anyway, who told you? Was it Jackie?

0:08:32 > 0:08:36- It's all over the hospital that you tried to kill yourself.- Shit!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38No worries, man.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42- I sent out a tweet saying you were totally alive.- Please don't do that.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43You're right.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46It's probably pretty much still an open wound for you.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48But Jackie told you, right?

0:08:48 > 0:08:51No, I think it was Thor. The diabetic.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54So did she say anything...Jackie?

0:08:54 > 0:08:58Truth be told, we're not exactly talking at the moment.

0:08:58 > 0:09:04In fact, I had to file a complaint against her with Akalitus, for insubordination.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07I will crush her!

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Well, I should get to work.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16You sure you're OK?

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Yeah.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Listen, sometimes I get migraines.

0:09:19 > 0:09:25I mixed some meds, I drank a few beers. It was mistake, no big deal.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27I'm good.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31In fact, I'm great. Tell everybody, or not.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Whatever you say, bro. - All right, man.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Anyway, she left the house, I just chucked the whole thing in the garbage.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47I know that if she had her way, she would be Mrs Ginny Payton.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49I would be going home to some other dude.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Well, if you want to avoid people from your past,

0:09:52 > 0:09:56I recommend moving to another country... Worked for me.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Another thing, I don't want Kaitlyn's snottiness to rub off on Grace.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Snot is viral. Snottiness is not.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06So, anyway,

0:10:06 > 0:10:11I talked to Kevin about your idea of the gift for the girls and I...

0:10:11 > 0:10:14It just makes him uncomfortable.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Do you know what would make him really uncomfortable?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18A daughter who's a lap dancer.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Take the money. Get them an education.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26OK.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31"The 25 best doctors in Manhattan".

0:10:35 > 0:10:38"Number 23 - All Saints Hospital. Dr Fitch Cooper."

0:10:38 > 0:10:40How did this happen?

0:10:42 > 0:10:43It's a bloody outrage!

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Where the fuck am I?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- What have we got?- Dog bite. Severe facial laceration. Lost a lot of blood.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- Heart rate's through the roof. - He wasn't bitten, he was mauled.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Great Dane bit him, after he tried to resuscitate it.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58- He tried to resuscitate a Great Dane?- The Garden. North Hampton Dog Show.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02- Dog had a heart attack.- Danes are inbred and have oversized hearts.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Guy's wife is out there freaking. - On my count. One, two, three.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07PATIENT MUMBLES

0:11:07 > 0:11:11- What'd he say?- I have no idea. IV morphine.- And page maxillofacial.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14- That's because he can't just say "plastics".- My nuts!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Did he just say, "My nuts"? - Well, let's have a look.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Argh.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Oh, man.- What?

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Well, his scrotum is intact, but it's just hanging there.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- It's apparently empty.- Empty? - Yes, empty.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42PATIENT GROANS

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Holy shit. His testicles have migrated.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Migrated?

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Like birds.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50Into his pelvic wall.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- They can do that?- It's very rare.

0:11:53 > 0:11:58I've never actually seen it before. It's an automatic anatomic response to attack by predator.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01You know, back in the olden days -

0:12:01 > 0:12:03primitive man versus sabertooth tiger?

0:12:03 > 0:12:05- It's not a big deal. - PATIENT YELPS

0:12:05 > 0:12:08- It's just really painful. - Better page urology, too.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Hey, that's my call. I get to say that.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Page urology.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Mrs Fogulson?- How's my husband?

0:12:21 > 0:12:25- Uh, well, the facial wounds are pretty severe.- Oh, my God.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28But we have the best plastic surgeons in the city, so he's in very good hands.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32I feel horrible. We'll probably be banned from the Kennel Club.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37- But he did save Bartholomew's life. - Is that right?- Do you have dogs?

0:12:37 > 0:12:39- No.- Why not?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Kids. Lots of kids.- Kids love dogs.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Well, my boys are allergic.- Zyrtec.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46We don't take pills in our family.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48By the way, your husband's testicles have migrated.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52- Migrated?- We'll let you know as soon as we find them.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58God, these gloves are so tight, I feel like OJ.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01That's the third time you've said that today.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Like your material's fresh(!)

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Are you wearing eyeshadow?

0:13:06 > 0:13:08No. Maybe. Why?

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- You look nice.- Back off.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22Dr Cooper, this just came to my office by mistake.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Apparently, it's from your mother's.

0:13:37 > 0:13:42- How on earth did that happen? - Just getting a little recognition for all my good work, I guess.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44You paid a publicist, didn't you?

0:13:47 > 0:13:53I have a publicist, yes, but that is not why I was chosen for the list of the best 25 doctors in Manhattan.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57But you do pay a publicist, am I right?

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Wow.- You paid a publicist.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05- You can stop saying that now. - Congratulations, Dr Cooper.

0:14:07 > 0:14:12Yes, congratulations would seem to be in order, so congratulations.

0:14:12 > 0:14:1423 out of 25 people.

0:14:14 > 0:14:19- 23.- Out of...a lot.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Hey, would you mind putting this in my office for me?

0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Just be careful with it.- Do I look like a pack mule to you, Dr Cooper?

0:14:25 > 0:14:27No.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38- You do know he just made a list of the 25 best doctors in Manhattan, right?- Yes, I heard.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- He paid a publicist.- He did?

0:14:41 > 0:14:42Well, yes, of course he did.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- How do you know that?- He told me.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54Ah! Shit.

0:14:54 > 0:14:55Shit!

0:14:56 > 0:15:00- What have you done?- I messed up my hand on that gurney transfer.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Middle finger. Oh, shit.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Dislocated?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06It's better than fucking up my back, I guess.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Want me to have a look?- Thanks.

0:15:09 > 0:15:14It's too bad. I had a long list of people I was gonna flip off. I guess I'll have to wait.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Well, we'll have you expressing your hostility in no time.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21What is this American obsession with lists, huh?

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Top ten this, top 20 that.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Nice manicure, by the way. - Ow, ow. OK, ow. Thanks.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29My sister has a salon on Sullivan.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31See? That's what I'm talking about.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Word of mouth, not some poxy list.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Argh! That...that really hurts.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37It's really out of joint.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39As if being on a list could make you a better doctor.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41CRACKING Argh!

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Oh, I'm gonna puke!

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Yes, well, you'd better not.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46I need to lie down.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Want me to wrap that for you?

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Hey, you just punched in my number.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- No, I most certainly did not. - Yes, you did.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11111986. That's my birthday.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15111966 is what I punched in.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19- That's not my pin number. - It most certainly is not.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Wow, I can't believe your pin number

0:16:21 > 0:16:23is almost exactly the same as mine.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Yes, it's called coincidence.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Can I help you with something?

0:16:28 > 0:16:32Oh, we just got this guy whose cell phone exploded in his face. Second degree burns.

0:16:32 > 0:16:37Got to get him some morphine from the gumball machine.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40- The gumball machine?- Yeah, I just made that up on the spot.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41It's pretty cool, huh?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Are you wearing perfume?- No.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Why? Is it bad? Does it make me smell like an old lady?

0:16:50 > 0:16:55No, but I am pretty sure Mrs Akalitus is wearing the same thing.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09I need you for half the next shift.

0:17:09 > 0:17:13- Me, specifically?- I need someone to cover triage for half a shift.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15All right.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20What is it that you're doing?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22- Tweeting. - Why do you feel the need to do this?

0:17:22 > 0:17:26- Because he doesn't have any real friends.- As a matter of fact, I do.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- His name is Eddie and I saw him this morning.- How is he doing?

0:17:29 > 0:17:33Great. He works over at Excelsior Drugs right around the corner,

0:17:33 > 0:17:38- but if you followed me, you would've known that hours ago.- Fascinating(!) - You're being sarcastic, I can tell,

0:17:38 > 0:17:41but it is. Jump on the social networking train.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Woo-woo! You won't regret it.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47Could you find out, let's say, what Bellevue's lowest bid on medical waste removal is?

0:17:47 > 0:17:51- It doesn't work like that.- How about the fat content of a lemon bar? Could it tell me that?- No.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Then what good is it?

0:17:54 > 0:17:55Can I help you?

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Are you wearing Lamb, by Gwen Stefani?

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Yeah, I didn't think so.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Ah, if you're going to drink, you're going to do it outside.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19- Gracias(!)- No problemo.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30- Kev?- 'Hey, babe.'

0:18:30 > 0:18:32'Listen, I'm going to need you to be at the house

0:18:32 > 0:18:35'when the girls get there. I got to cover half a shift.'

0:18:35 > 0:18:37I can't. I'm picking up the new barstools.

0:18:37 > 0:18:41You're kidding me? All right. Who are we going to get to be there?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Well, I could call Ginny. She said she's always available.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Oh, yes, I have no doubt - and absolutely not.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Why not? She's in the neighbourhood.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Because I don't want that woman alone in our house.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54She wouldn't be alone. She'd be with the girls.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58You know, if you had called me earlier, we might have more options.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Do not call Ginny Flynn.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Who's watching the bar?- I'm going to lock up for a couple hours.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06You couldn't have had the stools delivered, for Christ's sake?

0:19:07 > 0:19:11Are you giving me a hard time because, for once, I'm the one stuck at work?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Do not call Ginny Flynn!

0:19:13 > 0:19:18If I don't get into these facial wounds, he's going to suffer more tissue damage than he already has.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22- I just need ten minutes to pull his testicles back down.- That can wait.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Fuck you. Do you have any idea what kind of pain this guy's in?

0:19:25 > 0:19:27And his mauled face isn't painful?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30- That's a matter of opinion.- You have no idea what you're talking about.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- They've been going ten minutes. - You do boob jobs.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Augmentation. And reconstruction.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Reconstructing flat-chested strippers.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40This is not in the least bit cosmetic, pally!

0:19:40 > 0:19:44- Hey, guys?- Come on, it's the holy grail of urology.

0:19:44 > 0:19:45You're pathetic.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46PATIENT MUMBLES

0:19:46 > 0:19:48What's that, honey?

0:19:48 > 0:19:49PATIENT MUMBLES

0:19:49 > 0:19:54- OK. That was, "Do my balls." - Told you.

0:19:55 > 0:20:00We got a guy in three with second degree burns - in the shape of a cell phone.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Can you take him up to surgery?

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Don't worry, honey. We'll put everything back where it belongs.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- Cell phone burn. Did you get...- Fourth floor.- Thanks.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17Zoey.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Who is he?- Not an actual person.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Just a location. Party on Staten Island.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30But there will be people there?

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Yes.

0:20:31 > 0:20:36And there will be one particular person... So...

0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Hair down.- Good call.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00I think you should refrain from discussing personal information about co-workers.

0:21:00 > 0:21:04- What are you talking about? - About Coop having a publicist.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07- Are you serious?- I am. Very serious.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10I thought you didn't even like that guy.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- That is beside the point.- Wow.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17You are going to bust my balls every chance you get, aren't you?

0:21:31 > 0:21:32No, no, no, no!

0:21:33 > 0:21:38- You were just drinking. - No..- Miss, do you understand what I'm saying?- No.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40JACKIE SPEAKS SPANISH No.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43- That's bullshit. - JACKIE SPEAKS SPANISH

0:21:43 > 0:21:47- Here. Pay attention. Formula.- Si.

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0:22:56 > 0:23:00what is my incentive to keep bringing my best?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02I've been at All Saints since 1978.

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0:23:08 > 0:23:09Stop doing the math!

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0:23:31 > 0:23:35If I want anything, it's to know that you know that I'm a better physician.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Does it help to know that you're in my all-time top five?

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Wait. Who are the other four?

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