0:00:02 > 0:00:03Previously on Nurse Jackie:
0:00:03 > 0:00:06Grace has been getting up at night and unplugging appliances.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08I just don't want the house to burn down.
0:00:08 > 0:00:12- One of my nurses needs a paediatric psych referral.- Which one?
0:00:12 > 0:00:13She'd rather not say.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Hey, guys.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21- Was that a walk of shame? - I don't want to know.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Your accent - London with a touch of Sussex, right?
0:00:24 > 0:00:26- Indeed.- I'm kind of an Anglophile.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28How convenient. I'm an Anglo.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31You paid a publicist, didn't you?
0:00:31 > 0:00:36Did I...I have a publicist, yes.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41But that is not why I was chosen for the list of the best 25 doctors in Manhattan.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Hey, honey.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Hey. Eddie. I'm a friend of Kevin's.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53This programme contains some strong language
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Mrs Feinberg?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Can I take this with my blood pill?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Absolutely. But you take this one at bedtime.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Don't take any antacids till morning.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Be careful about getting up too fast. You might have some dizziness.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Good luck.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Good luck!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33My house, my kids?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Are you out of your fucking mind?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- I miss you. - You cannot come to my house, Eddie.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39I want things back the way they were.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I don't give a shit. This is the behaviour of a fucking psychopath.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47Oh, what, mine or yours? I can't just turn it off like you can.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48I didn't turn it off, Eddie.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- I have a family.- A family? Right.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55You want to know what your problem is? You're fucking greedy,
0:02:55 > 0:02:57is what you are.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03And you have a lot of pent-up anger.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Oh, you have no idea.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Next!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Hey, honey, yeah.
0:03:23 > 0:03:29How do you feel about maybe sending the girls to your sister's for the night?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31No, I'm good. I'm great, actually.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35I was just thinking it had been a while since we had a date night.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Yeah, OK.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Great.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Yeah, I love you too.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Bye.
0:03:48 > 0:03:53So now it's kinda nice being in one place, actually getting to know the staff.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58I used to be afraid of that, but now I feel really ready to say, "Hey, what's your name?"
0:03:58 > 0:04:01I even feel like, shit, if there's a softball team, I'll be on it.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03But I'm not saying I'm any good...
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Sam, I don't do chatty.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10He can't breathe! Please, he can't breathe!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Calm down, ma'am, we're going to help him. Let me take him, please.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18I had the carpet shampooed. I think he's having a reaction, I don't know. He's not breathing!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Page Dr O'Hara. Follow me.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Is Jackie here?- Not yet.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Uh, I need a doctor!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31'Paging Dr O'Hara.'
0:04:35 > 0:04:38(It's going to be OK, baby.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40(Pulse weak and tachy).
0:04:40 > 0:04:43He needs epi and solumedrol.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Breathing has stopped. We need to intubate.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Dr O'Hara's on her way.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57He's turning blue.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I can't wait.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Legally, we can't do this.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06We have to.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Oh, crap.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Grab a paediatric crash cart.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I need a blade and a 5.0 cuff tube.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Tuck under his shoulder blade.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Extend the neck.
0:05:42 > 0:05:47- Colour changed. It's in.- Uh-huh. Lost his pulse.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50MACHINE BEEPS
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Starting compressions.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Sinus rhythm.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11We have a pulse.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Zoey, you did it.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Zoey just saved his life...twice.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Also, she intubated.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Don't be mad.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28No-one can know. She could lose her licence.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31So I suggest we stop talking about it.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37He's going to be OK. Dr O'Hara's here now. She's an amazing doctor.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Jesus, it smells like disinfectant and dip in here.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- It's truly vile.- Sorry.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57One man's nectar is another man's...
0:06:57 > 0:06:59You're disgusting. Eat fruit.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Thanks.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Zoey!
0:07:03 > 0:07:07- Kudos on the life-saving victory this morning.- The what?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10I just made sure someone didn't die.
0:07:10 > 0:07:15Then Dr O'Hara swooped in at the last minute in her Oscar De La Renta skirt - disaster averted.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18He's alive, that's what matters.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Bringing back the dead is a rush, isn't it?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Last year at Sin Sin, this guy OD'd outside the club.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Thumped the shit out of him. No heartbeat.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29His girlfriend is screaming at him, "Come back. Don't leave me!"
0:07:29 > 0:07:33So I get in there and shock this guy one last time. Bang!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35He's back, asking for a cigarette.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38No thanks, no nothing. I didn't care. I felt incredible.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Your food does smell bad, Lenny.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Did you intubate without a doctor?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50I did what I had to.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52You do know how risky that was, don't you?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55I was just doing what you would have done.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Zoey?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Huh.
0:08:00 > 0:08:05I never would have pegged you as someone to give me shit for getting the job done.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Don't eat by the urine!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Jackie, let's talk later.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Here. Patient with lymphoma stage three,
0:08:25 > 0:08:30has severe dehydration due to constant nausea after third round of chemo.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31All right, I'll start an IV.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36What's your name, honey?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Martin. Vobernick.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41You can't get any relief, huh?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- No.- Any side effects?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- I was on Zofran. - Oh, constipation, right?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I tried the whole Aloxi thing.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50The headaches are awful.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Then they gave me Anzemet.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55So the headaches are gone, but the cramps and nausea, the diarrhoea...
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Can you tolerate the Decadron?
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Ulcers.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Mmm. - God, I know you've seen worse than me
0:09:01 > 0:09:07but...all that crap... is it really worth it?
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Cold.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Have you tried smoking pot?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21I'm a tour guide for the Red Line.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26I do crosswords, and I sing in a barbershop quartet.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29And I'm single. Obviously.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Where's a guy like me gonna find pot?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34OK, now, Mr Vobernick, it's really trial and error
0:09:34 > 0:09:38with the anti-nausea meds, but I'll find you something that works.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46We're going to do everything we can to make you comfortable, OK?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59What the hell did you say in there?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01What? Oh, please God, no.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Suggesting a patient try pot?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Never, and I mean never, do you suggest
0:10:05 > 0:10:10a patient use an illegal substance to combat a symptom when there are perfectly viable legal medications.
0:10:10 > 0:10:15Oh, I see. Is this part of the new image? The top 25 New York fucking douchebag doctors?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18You know that if this guy lived in a different state,
0:10:18 > 0:10:21he'd be able to get a prescription for medical marijuana, so he could at least try it.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- He doesn't live in another state. He lives in New York.- I don't give a shit if he lives on Mars!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27I'll make a suggestion if I think it's going to help a patient.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31No, you're not! I make suggestions, you listen and agree.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36Seriously, Jackie, how high up do I have to go to lodge a complaint for you to understand that?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Really, is there somebody higher up than you?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Did you get the morphine?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45I'm doing it right now.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I gotta tell you, I thought it'd be a lot harder being around the meds than it is.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- I'm a little worried about infection here.- Kind of an undertow, you know?
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Going one way on the surface, but underneath getting pulled in another direction.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Did Okebwai weigh in on this? I didn't see it on the chart.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09My sponsor thinks I'm a sex addict.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Were you standing this close to her when she told you that?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18He's a guy, but...probably.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25Well...we can't all be saints.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Oh! Mmm!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I have a girlfriend.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42So do I.
0:11:45 > 0:11:51So, I was wondering if you had a chance to call that paediatric psychiatrist I recommended.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54You're really going to make me talk about this directly, aren't you?
0:11:54 > 0:12:01Jackie, people put up walls for a reason, and from time to time, the people around us pipe up.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02You need to tear down that wall.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I'm not one of those people.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Sometimes the walls are the only thing holding us up.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Forget I asked.
0:12:14 > 0:12:19She's only ten. She fixates on the strangest things.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22She'd rather watch a fire safety video than High School Musical.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27We can't get in to see Dr Bowen until next month.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28She's worth the wait.
0:12:29 > 0:12:34Apparently, she's also on the list of the hottest doctors in New York.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Is it my imagination, or is Coop even more of a shit than he used to be?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Are you referring to him reprimanding you today?- He told you?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I understand where he's coming from.
0:12:43 > 0:12:49Dr Cooper simply does not want nurses to advise patients to use illegal substances to relieve pain or nausea.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53Gloria, this poor guy has tried everything under the sun. He cannot stop puking.
0:12:53 > 0:12:59Advocating for a patient to pursue illegal drugs when they are under our care here at All Saints Hospital...
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Is unacceptable. Got it. Can I go?
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Yes.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Jackie, I'm not a prude. I was at Woodstock, for Christ's sake.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17No, you weren't.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Jesus, Lenny, you're still here?
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Hey, I've been out and back two times. Concussion and appendix.
0:13:22 > 0:13:27- And look at the caricature I got made of Zoey.- Wow, it's cute.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Dude did it off my iPhone.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30I don't think Zoey likes it.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Stop showing people that!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36I sent the tib-fib in five to the OR.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42And there are two lonely bottles of Lidocaine sitting in the scrub sink.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Someone get them.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48What?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Lunch, now.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Well?
0:13:59 > 0:14:00I shagged a nurse.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- No!- In the chapel.- No!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Oh, God. It was Sam, wasn't it?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Poor little thing is a recovering addict. Did you know that?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Of course I knew that. Everybody knows that. It's all he talks about.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- Pain in my ass. - Think about it from his perspective.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15No booze, no sex, no drugs.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Hardly worth getting out of bed in the morning.- Ugh!
0:14:17 > 0:14:19He really bugs you, doesn't he?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- It's his holier than thou bullshit. Please.- Boring.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Anyway, tell me more about Eddie.
0:14:24 > 0:14:29Nothing. It's over. It's done. It's...you know, whatever we had is now a big, fat, fucked-up mess.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Well, you are married.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Yes, there is that.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35It's my fault.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I just didn't see it coming.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45I think the overdosing stalker in him was just lying dormant.
0:14:45 > 0:14:50- Maybe.- Have you ever worried he'll go to Kevin and spill the beans?- No.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55- What would he have then?- Everyone's life in ruins, "If I can't have her, no-one can," kind of thing?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57No, he's not that guy.
0:14:57 > 0:15:02He loves me. There's a little bit of hate mixed in there now, of course.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Do you love him?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11If I said yes, what would that make me?
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I don't judge if you don't judge.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Are you coming?- Not just yet.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Quick errand. I'll see you there.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Hey, chief.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- Oh. Hey, man, what's up?- Hey.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33You and me tonight,
0:15:33 > 0:15:36third base line.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- Oh, shit.- What?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- I would love to, but I can't. Jackie called a date night for tonight.- Oh.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44The requisite date night.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- I know it well. - These are great seats!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Yeah.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Yeah.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55You got a Bud?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Yeah.- What are you gonna do?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Oh, hi.- Hey. Hey.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- You OK?- Not really.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Fuck! Oh, God.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Listen, just so you know, I'm not in recovery.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Although I should be for...
0:16:34 > 0:16:36wedding cake addiction.
0:16:36 > 0:16:42Anyway, I know how important it is to have someone to talk to when you're having...feelings.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Yeah, I am.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47If you want,
0:16:47 > 0:16:53you could consider me your...workplace sponsor.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Oh, thank you.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01I slept...
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Go ahead.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I slept with a doctor.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08I'm not talking to you.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18What are you doing?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Dr Cooper released me.
0:17:20 > 0:17:26He gave me a prescription for Emend and the name of a biofeedback clinic.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30OK. Let's get you in the chair.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- I have over 1,000 Twitter followers now.- Is that a lot?- Hell, yeah.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49It just so happens, I'm fascinating to the masses.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53See, there's my magazine article and my tweets.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54I'm exploding.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Pen, thank you.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Here, I'll show you how it works.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02"Grabby nurse just borrowed my pen."
0:18:02 > 0:18:05All right, now you've got "Nurse going to vending machines."
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Lenny, where's your rig?- Fire lane.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Let's go.
0:18:28 > 0:18:36OK, so...we'll light her up. You inhale through here.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Give it a whirl.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55You gotta take a deep breath and hold it for a minute.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Good, that's good.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07That's very good.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11How do you know I have pot?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Lenny, Mountain Dew and Doritos? Please.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Oh, yeah. Where did you learn how to make that apple bong?
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Uh, Jones Beach, Toto concert.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Oh, fuck you.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29You feel better?
0:19:29 > 0:19:34Yeah, I uh...I'm actually hungry.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I bet Lenny can give you a hand with that.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- Hey, can we turn on the siren? - Easy, tiger.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- All right, well, I got to get back. Take care.- Thank you for this.
0:19:45 > 0:19:51- Can you give Martin a ride home? - Sure.- And turn on the siren when you get to Park.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Shotgun.- Bring it.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Hey, Jackie, I think I'll personally follow up with Mr Vobernick.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06I'll call him next week, see how the medication's working.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09That's very nice of you. I'm sure he'll be very happy to hear from you.
0:20:09 > 0:20:15Hey, I know I seemed like a tightass earlier. But with the list and the Twitter following,
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- I have even more of an example to set around here now.- Duly noted.
0:20:18 > 0:20:23We need to use what science and medicine have given us to treat patients.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26I understand. Sometimes I just prefer mother nature.
0:20:26 > 0:20:32And you know, if you think that I've never...tried the reefer,
0:20:32 > 0:20:34think again.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Are you trying to whistle?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46PHONE RINGS
0:20:57 > 0:20:59They're for you.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Excuse me?- Good work.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Is that the kid from this morning?
0:21:41 > 0:21:42Yes.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51I think I'm pregnant.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16- Hey, honey. - OK, promise me you won't be pissed.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Uh-oh, not a great start.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22No, no, listen, the girls are at my sister's house just like we planned.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25But I wanted to ask a favour.
0:22:25 > 0:22:30I was wondering if we could push Date Night back a couple of hours.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Oh, Kevin, you don't want to do it.
0:22:31 > 0:22:36No, I do. I totally do. It's just, I've been invited to a Mets game.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Oh, lord. By who?- Eddie.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40The guy you met at the house.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Hey, Jackie, what's happening?
0:22:42 > 0:22:45He's right there? Uh...let me say hi.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48She wants to say hi.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Hey, Jackie.- You cannot be serious.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Don't worry, I won't keep him out late.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54I know tonight's a special one for you.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Do not do this.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00- Right, right, no beers.- Do not do this, Eddie. Do you hear me?
0:23:00 > 0:23:03OK, thank you very much. We will have a great time.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Do not do this. Take care.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Hey...hello?
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Your wife is the greatest, man.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17She is. She totally is.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19All right, subway or bus?
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Bus? What are you, 80?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Bus!
0:23:28 > 0:23:33# It's only blue skies
0:23:33 > 0:23:37# Clouding my memories
0:23:39 > 0:23:43# It's only sunshine
0:23:43 > 0:23:46# Warming my skin
0:23:48 > 0:23:51# It's only love
0:23:53 > 0:23:57# It's only love... #
0:23:58 > 0:24:03I feel pretty good from this afternoon. I haven't been able to sit up and watch TV for months.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Well, I think one of these a day should be good for now.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Let's say we try half of one for tonight.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Wow, that's pretty tasty.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21You're a nurse. You can bake too.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23What can I say? I'm perfect.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Is that the Mets game?
0:24:26 > 0:24:29- We're ahead.- For now.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Yeah.
0:24:31 > 0:24:36OK, this is the recipe here...for when these run out.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40On the back is the number for Lenny's dealer. She's a nice lady.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41She's expecting your call.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Wow. Does she know what a nerd I am?
0:24:44 > 0:24:48Why don't you just sit back and relax? I'll put these in the fridge.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Wow. When was the last time you cleaned this thing out?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Phew.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Yes!