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0:00:00 > 0:00:01This programme contains strong language.

0:00:02 > 0:00:03Previously on Nurse Jackie...

0:00:03 > 0:00:05- You know this is pretend, right? - How long do I get to keep it on?

0:00:05 > 0:00:07You shouldn't talk about my kids.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09How about Kevin? What's he up to?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12You guys hanging out that's very cute, but it's got to stop.

0:00:12 > 0:00:17I'm on the list of the top 25 docs in all Manhattan.

0:00:17 > 0:00:23We want to launch a city-wide campaign featuring you as the face of All Saints.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27When I get nervous, I act out with inappropriate sexual touches.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29It's like Tourette's.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31- She's leaving Gaza to take a desk in Washington.- Really?

0:00:31 > 0:00:35You know Sarah Kohri? God, I could not love her more.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36You said you'd call.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38I lied.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46- I think I'm pregnant.- Wow.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Bleeding!

0:00:51 > 0:00:56- What the hell?- What? You told me to stop seeing him. I never said I would.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00- You lie to me again, I tell him everything.- Oh, I see. So you just got the whole thing figured out?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02As a matter of fact, I do.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02# The foot bone connected to the leg bone

0:02:02 > 0:02:05# The leg bone connected to the knee bone

0:02:05 > 0:02:08# The knee bone connected to the thigh bone

0:02:08 > 0:02:11# Dem bones gonna walk around... #

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Oh, God! You know what?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15This stuff smells toxic. I'm sorry, it just...it does.

0:02:15 > 0:02:20No, I got it. Never again. Let's just clean up so you can get to work.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21SHOUTING

0:02:21 > 0:02:26All right, honey. Come on. Got to stop. Go in the other room and play with your sister.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Give me that. You, behave. Oi! Get a beer.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Oh... Need a hand with anything?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35No, no. We got it. Thanks.

0:02:36 > 0:02:42Whoo! Oh, that mac and cheese was delicious.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Could have eaten four bowls.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50The best lunch I've had in weeks.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Really, honey? You couldn't be just a little bit nicer?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01What are you talking about? I was nice.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03I'm just saying.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07OK, have you been to...

0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Egypt?- Four times.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Really?

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Catch me! Catch me!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Stop it. I'm talking. You went four times?

0:03:17 > 0:03:19She's been everywhere at least four times.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Look, if you want to drop out of high school and travel the world,

0:03:23 > 0:03:25you'll end up way smarter than all those other stupid kids.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27I'm not in high school. I'm in fifth grade.

0:03:27 > 0:03:32- Really?- Come on! Come on!

0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Don't run so fast!- Ow! Ow!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Ow!- Daddy! Daddy!

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Ooh, let's have a look.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Let's have a look.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49I see...

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Oh, sweetie, OK. Let me see.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Goodness gracious. Put this right here. Let's go into the kitchen.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59No, I'll get the car. We're going to urgent care, not the kitchen.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02The quicker we deal with it, the smaller the scar.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05It's all right, sweetie. Upstairs under the bathroom sink is my stuff.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- Got it.- OK, you're all right, sweetie. I got you.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Is she going to have a scar?

0:04:12 > 0:04:16No way. Come on. Let's go watch.

0:04:17 > 0:04:22- OK. So what do you think?- Mmm, three stitches should do the trick.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Make sure the vermilion border heals nicely.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28OK, Lidocaine, please.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Pen, please.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Right.

0:04:31 > 0:04:36- Come here, you.- I'm going to put some numbing, stuff on, OK?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Real blood.

0:04:38 > 0:04:44Marvellous. You show that to all your friends cos you're not scared at all, are you, darling?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- No.- And it's been a bloody afternoon here in Queens.

0:04:47 > 0:04:54- But residents seem optimistic that everything will soon return to utter chaos.- Ha-ha!

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Why don't you lean against Daddy?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59He'll help you hold still, OK, sweetie?

0:04:59 > 0:05:03So next weekend we'll take Fiona's tonsils out on the porch?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06You're welcome.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Dinner later?

0:05:08 > 0:05:12There's at least two places I want to go, so we might have to eat at both of them.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13Mmm, and a third for pudding.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Pudding, huh?

0:05:24 > 0:05:28'I can't listen to every single voicemail that you leave me.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31'Sweetie, what am I supposed to do?'

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Are you praying?- What?! No. Why?

0:05:47 > 0:05:53- Um, because your lips are moving and you're wearing a cross.- Yeah...

0:05:54 > 0:05:58I made a deal with God that if I wasn't pregnant I would make some

0:05:58 > 0:06:01serious changes in my life and my work.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03And my appearance.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06And I move my lips when I read.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- What up?- Is your face different?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14I trimmed my goatee.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Mmm, looks good.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Whoa! That was, that was something, right?

0:06:26 > 0:06:30- That was some heat. - And she's definitely not pregnant.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33You've got a shot, man.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Exam One. Move her gently and efficiently or I will kill you.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Both of you, now! Libby...Sussman.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46'Hello? Hello!?'

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Oh, my God.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49That's Libby.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Sussman?

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Hello?! The Sussman Foundation. The Sussman Cardiovascular Institute.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59The Sussman Surgical Theatre.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Do you read any of the plaques around here?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04You said Sussman like 12 times.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Do you remember feeling dizzy or nauseated before you collapsed?

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Uh, I remember being at the Waldorf,

0:07:11 > 0:07:15about to bid 25 grand on dinner at Per Se,

0:07:15 > 0:07:16and now I'm here.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Do you remember whether or not the Sussman Foundation has decided to

0:07:19 > 0:07:22increase its endowment to include the improvements in the ER?

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Gloria, Gloria, the funding is coming.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29You're much more attractive when you're not asking for things. Ow!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Do you mind warming your hands before you handle me?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37You know, Dr O'Hara is from Britain.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Yes, I'm from the whole of Britain.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Are you still feeling light-headed, Mrs Sussman?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Yes, I am a little.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I think it's from all the talking and touching.

0:07:46 > 0:07:51Well, good news is all signs point to vasovagal syncope.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Simple fainting spell, but we'll run a few tests just to be on the safe side.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57EKG and a chest X-Ray for starters.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Check it out! I heard there was another celebrity in the ER.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Oh, look at him!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06He's ridiculous!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Head injury?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Nope.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14You look like one of my grandson's action figures.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18I've always had good posture.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Really, I'm a real doctor.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23No, no, no, no.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Get me somebody else. Please.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Yes, Mrs Sussman, that'll be me.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33Really?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Oh, hi. Can you sign off on a patient for me?

0:08:42 > 0:08:44I don't know, can I? Am I real enough for you?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Oh, well, OK, I mean...

0:08:47 > 0:08:52Maybe you're not the realest person I've ever met in my entire life,

0:08:52 > 0:08:55but I think that compared to most people on posters, you...

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Didn't want an honest answer.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Are you Zoey?

0:09:04 > 0:09:09Um...you're Sarah Kohri. Why do you know my name?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Ellie is my... Dr O'Hara...

0:09:11 > 0:09:14You know Dr O'Hara? Oh, my God!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Dr O'Hara talks about me outside of work?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18She does.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Are you two like...best friends?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23That's what we told my Uncle Henry.

0:09:23 > 0:09:28Oh. Ohhhh! God.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32It's like I can't see gayness or something. It's so annoying.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Not that you're gay.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Not that you're not.

0:09:38 > 0:09:43- I got bit by a, er...- Whoa!

0:09:43 > 0:09:46..brown recluse spider in Arizona two weeks ago.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Yeah, has anybody seen that?

0:09:47 > 0:09:53I went to the ER in Phoenix, but the nurses were just too tan and friendly.

0:09:53 > 0:09:58So you want me to treat you because I'm pale?

0:09:58 > 0:10:02I don't want you to admit me because I can't possibly sit around here all day, and Ellie

0:10:02 > 0:10:07tells me you're the kind of girl who gets in there and gets the job done.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11This would be...off the record, right?

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Exactly.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Fine.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Meet me at the end of my shift in the bathroom.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25I'll get what you need.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28But we've got to be cool.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31By funding a dedicated chest-imaging system in the ER,

0:10:31 > 0:10:36we could create cost effective ways to deal with our increased patient load.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40I could take a million from the children's wing and help out the ER,

0:10:40 > 0:10:44but why don't we just see how the rest of the night goes, shall we?

0:10:44 > 0:10:48We could discuss these plans over sandwiches. I'll run to the deli.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53The budget cuts are really getting to her.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Do you really have to take all that?

0:10:56 > 0:10:59I never take more than I can use.

0:11:01 > 0:11:06Oh, uh...before you leave, would you hand me my purse?

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Mrs Sussman, I promise you we're got to take very good care of you,

0:11:11 > 0:11:16- but the snapping and the fetching, it's going to be a problem.- Mm-hm.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Oh!

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Can you help me with this?

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Thank you.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37'I'm in Tehran. Yes, right now.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39- 'No, yeah, sure, fine....' - SHE LAUGHS

0:11:41 > 0:11:46'Baby, I leave you pretty fucking interesting messages, so of course you listen to mine.'

0:11:46 > 0:11:51Jackie, would you tell Ellie that I'll pick her up after her shift for dinner?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Work crisis.- Sure.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Hi.- Hey, are you free tonight? - I can't talk. Call you back?

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Oh, she's calling me back. Are we doing this now?

0:12:03 > 0:12:05I don't know what we're doing. Right now I am working.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Don't break that. - I have a whole bag in my office.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Oh, hi, Sarah Kohri.

0:12:12 > 0:12:18Um, yes, I have the antibiotics that I stole, but...

0:12:18 > 0:12:23I can't administer them because I have no idea where the frigging syringes are.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Sam, can you come in here, please?

0:12:38 > 0:12:41This room needs to stay organised.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45Like container store organised because if I can't find

0:12:45 > 0:12:5019 gauge needles when we need them, we are screwed.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Where are the 19 gauge needles?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56They're right here in the bin marked tongue depressors.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00OK.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02OK.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04OK.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Clean this place up.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Oh, my God, I'm totally freaking out.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Do you have a minute to, like, listen to me talk about boys and not judge?

0:13:35 > 0:13:40OK, so it was three weeks, no, it was four weeks ago. Wait, no, three weeks

0:13:40 > 0:13:43earlier than four weeks when I thought, was the first time I talked to him...

0:13:45 > 0:13:47She said she would meet you after your shift.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Did she say anything else?

0:13:50 > 0:13:52To me? No, she was on the phone.

0:13:52 > 0:13:57Although if I didn't know any better, I would have sworn she was on the phone with you.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02Yeah, well, one in every port.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03I'm just saying.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Well, yeah, I know. I know.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Zoey? Can you take Mrs Anderson outside to wait for her cab?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Absolutely.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Let me just wash my hands.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24OK, I have to get a cab. I'll be right back.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27If someone comes in, just tell them you're here to go to the bathroom.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Hey!

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- What are you doing later? - It's safer if you don't know.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41Oh, yeah, cos you are looking pretty dangerous in those scrubs.

0:14:41 > 0:14:46Last week I thought I'd be living in my parents' rec room with a newborn,

0:14:46 > 0:14:50so I'm feeling like I should grab everything by the balls,

0:14:50 > 0:14:53but it's confusing because I don't think I'm really a ball-grabber.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57I don't know. Why are you listening? What do you want?

0:14:57 > 0:15:00I just want to take you out to dinner.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04- We could, like, get some enchiladas and chill or...- Uh, fine, maybe.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Can you wait with her till her cab comes? I've got some shit to take care of.- Oh, sure.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Fine, maybe. Hee-hee!

0:15:18 > 0:15:21GASPING

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Oh, oh! OK.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25You can't jerk your arm back or we won't be able to help you.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27- It hurts.- You know what hurts?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Having my authority called into question because of my looks.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32HE GROANS LOUDLY

0:15:32 > 0:15:36- What's your opinion? - Just cut it off. Cut my finger off.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Again, it's not appropriate.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Come on, I'm asking you for your opinion.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Attractive man to attractive man.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46OK... Honestly, I think you should smile and tell people to go fuck themselves.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48So I should say something?

0:15:52 > 0:15:55All right, chief, next time you get a manicure,

0:15:55 > 0:15:57do what I do - EYO cuticle clippers.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02Ow!

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Gotcha.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- What?- Really, Zoey, what the hell?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10I'm going to the bathroom.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12I have a bladder infection.

0:16:14 > 0:16:19- You are a terrible liar.- I know.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22MOUTHS: I'm sorry.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Oh, shit.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27You know it all, don't you?

0:16:27 > 0:16:31She has got a brown recluse spider bite that's gone untreated.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35There is blistering and the initial indications of skin death around the mark.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38She didn't want to be admitted, so I...

0:16:38 > 0:16:42pinched two 19 gauge needles and some Augmentin from the supply closet.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Get out of here.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54Well, I can give you two shots in one cheek and you'll be sitting funny, or I can give

0:16:54 > 0:16:57you a shot in each cheek and you won't be sitting at all.

0:16:57 > 0:16:58Surprise me.

0:17:05 > 0:17:11Look, I've been in the States for just over two weeks with someone else.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14I didn't want to have to tell Ellie that I'd been here and not called her right away.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Didn't want the questions.

0:17:17 > 0:17:22I know. The questions would make you feel awful. I get it.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- I really do get it.- She knows.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29She maybe doesn't talk about it, but this is what we do.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31This might be what you do.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34As if she isn't running around with some boy half her age?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37OK. She's my friend.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Are you ready for this?

0:17:51 > 0:17:55- Oh, fuck fuck!- OK?

0:17:55 > 0:17:59Oh, God, that hurt!

0:17:59 > 0:18:00It knocks the wind out of you.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02One more and you are done.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04It's not like I don't love her.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07I know. Are you ready?

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Nah.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14OK, go ahead.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20I'm tired of people walking in and out of here.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22- Don't you knock?- No, we don't.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24But we will be discharging you in just a few minutes.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Oh, how wonderful.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Could somebody call my driver and tell him to pick me up here.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32I'm sorry, Mrs Sussman, that's not my job.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36- Who says?- I'm sorry, but I need to say something.

0:18:36 > 0:18:42I am a doctor and I am good-looking, but there is no amount of money that gives you the right to come

0:18:42 > 0:18:48in here and discredit me in front of the people I work with! Who the hell do you think you are?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50I don't know who you are.

0:18:50 > 0:18:55And I realise there are institutions like All Saints that put people

0:18:55 > 0:18:59like you on a poster and make you feel important, but you're not.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Because it's people like me who make doctors like you worthwhile at all!

0:19:02 > 0:19:07There are parts of this hospital that wouldn't exist without my support.

0:19:07 > 0:19:14I built them up like that and I can tear you down just as easily, you silly little runt.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18Oh, Jesus God! Dr Cooper.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22Take your hands off me!

0:19:22 > 0:19:24I wish that I could.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30Gloria, do you see this?

0:19:30 > 0:19:36Not one dime. Not one fucking dime!

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Let me get this straight.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43You've done this before? To her?

0:19:43 > 0:19:47Yes, he did. But to his credit, he's never grabbed a patient.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49You know, before...this.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Do you know what will happen if Libby pulls her funding?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55If she doesn't allocate anything to the ER because of this.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57We're screwed!

0:19:57 > 0:20:01We are completely screwed!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03OK, we can fix this.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Here.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Have a sandwich.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14It may be your last.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21- Maybe I should...- No.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Need help! >

0:20:23 > 0:20:25She's stroking out.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28A fucking bleed? You have got to be kidding me.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31We ran every test, right? Did we miss something?

0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Fine motor problems? Slurring? - Nothing. Don't just stand there. Take over compressions.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38- I don't think I should go anywhere near her chest.- Do your job.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Go.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Go get the pads.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25The events leading up to her death,

0:21:25 > 0:21:26were unavoidable.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30And it is our responsibility to carry out her dying wish, to take

0:21:30 > 0:21:351 million from the children's wing and give it to the ER, right?

0:21:35 > 0:21:36We all heard that, right?

0:21:36 > 0:21:40Right?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44- Hey.- Hey.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46So listen,

0:21:46 > 0:21:51I need some time to, um, figure out if you are the love of my life,

0:21:51 > 0:21:57or...a pathological liar. And I don't think that seeing you is going to help.

0:21:57 > 0:22:01- Well, you keep moving the target so I don't know what you expect.- What?

0:22:01 > 0:22:06'First you're single, then you're a single mother, then you're married with two kids.'

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Half the time I'm with you I don't know what the fuck to think.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13- 'You don't want me to get too close, do you?'- No, I do.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15I just I need to take a breath.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Well, listen, take a couple.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21Just don't think I'm, you know, sitting at home waiting by the phone.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25- Yeah, where are you now?- Home.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33Frank, no, pick us up on the South side of the street.

0:22:33 > 0:22:38- Yeah, no, South.- We're right outside the hospital! Forget it, let's just get a cab.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Fine. You know what?

0:22:40 > 0:22:41Go without me.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Baby, I'm so glad you waited up. Oh, I love it.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57We used to do this all the time.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00I'd stay up for you, you'd stay up for me,

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- We'd talk. Remember that?- Sure.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Sure do.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07I'm serious. We don't do that any more.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09I know, I know. We can do it right now.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16Boy, that was a great party.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22- Cake. Great cake.- Yes, great cake.

0:23:25 > 0:23:30What, you want to talk? That's fine. OK, let's we'll talk. Go ahead.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Stop checking things off your list.

0:23:32 > 0:23:38- I'm not something for you to get done.- Wow.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39Jesus, Kev.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45You know why we had "great cake", Jackie?

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Because while you were working, I went out and got it.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52I know that, Kevin. I work. I appreciate you going out...

0:23:52 > 0:23:56No, what you appreciate is people doing whatever you want and not getting in your way.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58You want to stitch up our kid in the kitchen?!

0:23:58 > 0:24:02Go ahead. And I don't give a fuck if your friend is a doctor!

0:24:02 > 0:24:05When I say I want to take our daughter to the hospital, I mean it!

0:24:05 > 0:24:09- I know you mean it, Kevin.- You don't listen to a fucking thing I say!

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Get in the car, go to urgent care.

0:24:12 > 0:24:16Take an extra day off. It's like I'm white noise between you and wherever you're going.

0:24:16 > 0:24:21Wait a second, Kevin. I have taken more time off in the last month than I have in the past two years.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23And that makes up for what?

0:24:23 > 0:24:25What is it I'm making up for, Kevin?

0:24:25 > 0:24:29You've taken five days off in the last two years. Is that enough?

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Enough for what? What the fuck?

0:24:32 > 0:24:37It doesn't even matter because most of the time when you're home you're not here.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Yeah, you're standing here, but you're a million miles away.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42I don't know where the fuck you go!

0:24:42 > 0:24:44I'm doing the best I can, Kevin!

0:24:44 > 0:24:47I go to work, I work really hard and then I come home, OK?

0:24:47 > 0:24:50- I always fucking come home. I always come home.- You always come home

0:24:50 > 0:24:55and then you pretend like you didn't miss anything. And then you run around and try and fix shit.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59You become a shitstorm of fix it, fix it, fix it! That's the last thing Gracie needs.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Gracie?! Who said anything about Gracie?

0:25:01 > 0:25:05You're not going to fucking put this on me. Fuck you, Kevin.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07I don't make her anxious. I'm here.

0:25:07 > 0:25:12Of course you're here. Where the hell else are you going to to be? At a concert?

0:25:12 > 0:25:16At a fucking class? Reading a book somewhere? No, this is where you are, this is where you were,

0:25:16 > 0:25:20this is where you're always going to be cos you're a fucking bartender!

0:25:20 > 0:25:23You have no idea what my life is like. You have no idea what it feels like to be me.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23# Don't feel bad because the sun went down

0:26:23 > 0:26:28# The night has wealth untold... #

0:26:30 > 0:26:35Can I get a cup of coffee and a piece of chocolate pie, please? Thank you.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39# ..The moon is made of gold... #