0:00:02 > 0:00:03Previously on Nurse Jackie...
0:00:03 > 0:00:06This programme contains strong language
0:00:06 > 0:00:11I've been in the States for just over two weeks with someone else.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13I didn't want to tell Ellie that I'd been here
0:00:13 > 0:00:15and not called her right away.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18I get it. I really do get it.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Take your hands off me.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24I... I wish that I could.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27What is hospital policy on lost or found drugs?
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- Don't worry, I'll take care of it. - Why so desperate?
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Do you want to get your ass kicked?
0:00:34 > 0:00:37You know this is pretend, right?
0:00:37 > 0:00:39How long do I get to keep it on?
0:00:39 > 0:00:43- Don't run so fast!- No! Ow, ow!
0:00:43 > 0:00:44- Daddy!- Mum!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Real blood.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52One of my nurses needs a paediatric psych referral.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- Which one?- She'd rather not say.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I don't make her anxious. I'm here.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Where the hell else are you going to be?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01You're a fucking bartender!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03I just... I need to take a breath.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Well, listen, take a couple.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Just don't think I'm, you know, sitting at home waiting by the phone.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10'Yeah? Where are you now?'
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Home.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11BELL RINGS
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Fiona, sweetheart, I want you to know you're not in any trouble
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- and you haven't done anything wrong. - I know.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29And you're in a safe place.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32You can tell me anything, and you're still in a safe place.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Do you understand?- Like what?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Well... What about your cast?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39It's my show and tell.
0:02:39 > 0:02:44It's got blood on it, real blood. Says so right there.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45You want to tell me about that?
0:02:45 > 0:02:49That's from my lip. I got stitches, see?
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Look.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Whoa, those are good stitches.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Hey, what did they say at the doctor's office?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Did anybody talk to your mum and dad?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01We didn't go to the doctor's office, we sewed it up in our kitchen.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05In your kitchen? OK.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Fiona, honey, who knows you got hurt? Besides your mum and dad?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Of course not!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19The arm's not broken! You know that, right?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22I mean, jeez, it's just a cast, OK?
0:03:22 > 0:03:26She wanted it for show and tell, her mother's a nurse.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Yes. All right, yeah, of course. I understand.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Look, listen, listen.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Let me talk to my wife, all right, before everybody goes nuts here.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40OK, yeah. Good, fine.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Shit.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44What can I tell you, people?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I'm working with one hand tied behind my back here.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50The budget is the budget, can't do anything about that.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Be that as it may,
0:03:52 > 0:03:55it's my job to squeeze every last bit out of my resources.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58To that end, I'm assessing your performance.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01And I'm not doing it privately.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Zoey...
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Good.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Thor, improving.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Sam, you need work.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- Jackie...- Don't even think about it. - Wouldn't dream of it.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Jackie, Sam's going to shadow you this morning.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Watch and learn, young man.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Always watching, always learning.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Whatever it is, work it out.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- I do not like that guy. - I do not care.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Take it up with HR.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I'd be happy to go to HR.
0:04:41 > 0:04:46- Shouldn't you be peeing in a cup somewhere?- Shouldn't you? - PHONE VIBRATES
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Hey, Kev, what's up?- Spagnolo wants us to explain the cast.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52You've gotta be kidding me?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Nope.- 'Spagnolo needs to mind his own goddamn business.'
0:04:55 > 0:04:59If every parent of every kid who showed up with a black eye or a chipped tooth
0:04:59 > 0:05:02had to explain themselves when we were kids, can you fucking imagine?
0:05:02 > 0:05:03I know, I'm with you.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Oh, shit.- 'What?'
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I've got to take Grace to Dr Bowen at four.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Oh, fuck. The shrink, I forgot.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15All right, let me take her, I'll take Grace.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18OK, great. Yes, you handle Grace, I'll handle Fiona.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Jackie...
0:05:22 > 0:05:25PHONE RINGS
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- May I help you? - I need a town car and a saw.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- You're a real little day brightener, aren't you?- I try.- Right.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Can you leave that on?- Can I?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50And the lab coat and the badge.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Oh, it just gets better and better.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Did everybody see how carefully Dr O'Hara used her saw
0:06:02 > 0:06:04to free Fiona's arm?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- ALL:- Yes.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08The arm that was not actually broken.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Ca va? Ca va bien.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22- How does it feel, Miss Fiona? - Itchy, tingly.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Now, children, had this been an actual broken bone,
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Fiona's arm would be quite bruised,
0:06:29 > 0:06:32and she wouldn't be able to wiggle her fingers like this.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Wiggle your fingers, sweetheart.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Are we satisfied?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Real blood, fake cast.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Here you go.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48OK, everyone. Happy show and tell.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Lives to save. Shall we?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- ALL:- Bye-bye!- Bye!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00PHONE RINGS
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Everything OK with you guys? - Oh, not really.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- And not now.- OK.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- It's not that I'm unwilling to discuss it, but not here.- Of course.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Jacks...
0:07:20 > 0:07:22What if I came to Queens tonight?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25And what if you and Kevin and I had a bottle of Scotch
0:07:25 > 0:07:28and a plate of those little monkey bits?
0:07:28 > 0:07:33- Buffalo wings?- Yeah. Fucking appalling.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34You got it.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39SHE LAUGHS
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- You can stop laughing.- You...
0:07:43 > 0:07:46You grabbed an old lady's breasts, and she keeled over and died!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47It's pretty funny.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Remember that time in ninth grade when what's-her-face's mum waited up
0:07:51 > 0:07:54until four in the morning, pissed,
0:07:54 > 0:07:57standing in the doorway in a ratty old robe with a cup of coffee,
0:07:57 > 0:08:01and you kept reaching for her tits and I kept having to hold your arm down.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07What about you?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Hmm? What about me?
0:08:09 > 0:08:14Cos I know this guy, a little bit older, smart,
0:08:14 > 0:08:16likes all that indie crap you like.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Public radio, hmm?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Might go to plays, I'm not sure. Really cool.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24BLEEP
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Ooh, gunshot coming in. - Wait, wait, wait.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30This guy, is he anything like you?
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Total opposite.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Count me in.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Great. I'll set you up.
0:08:37 > 0:08:4024-year-old female found down Union Square,
0:08:40 > 0:08:42witnessed to fall, came to.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Another skinny chick from Vogue passing out on the subway.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Pump her with fluids and get her out,
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- we've got a gunshot coming. - I want the gunshot.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Excuse me, I'm your gunshot.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Assholes.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56And, by the way, I'm at Allure, not Vogue, so fucking bite me.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58I stand corrected.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02So there was like a pop on the platform,
0:09:02 > 0:09:05but I was halfway on the train, so I couldn't tell.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Which train?- The six.- That's either way. Union Square?- Gramercy.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Anyway...- Mind your business. - Quit picking on me.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Just her way of showing she likes you. Been there, done that.- Sorry? - Excuse me...
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Bullet in my head.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Where are we at with CT? - Neuro's on it.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24You need a CT to find the bullet? It's right here, frontal lobe.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26We need to know exactly which vessels are affected.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29We're trying to avoid a bleed.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Oh, my God.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35New York mag, "If Looks Could Cure".
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Oh, it took me until now...
0:09:38 > 0:09:41If I make it out of surgery, want to get a drink?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Surgery's going to be a breeze.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Cool.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Do not make promises you cannot keep.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Dr Cooper, neuro's going to meet you in the OR.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- It is there anybody you want me to contact?- My mum.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I am so scared.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Lily, look at me. Do I look scared?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- No.- If I'm not scared, you shouldn't be scared.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13There's a lot going on...
0:10:16 > 0:10:21- I will be there when you wake up. OK?- Thank you.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31HE BEATS A RHYTHM
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Do you fucking mind?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I don't think he's a good candidate for tough love.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- I didn't ask.- Copy that.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52- Excuse me, sir...- Can I help you?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54My husband's in respiratory failure,
0:10:54 > 0:10:57they wouldn't let me in the ambulance. I need to sit.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Yes, you probably do. - Have you seen him?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- What's his name?- Marcus Frunk. - Where's Marcus Frunk?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- O'Hara, trauma one. - Right, come with me.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09He was changing a lightbulb. Just changing a lightbulb.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- I'm John Decker. - Jackie Peyton, nice to meet you.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- You will thank me. - I will not thank you.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18What on earth makes you think I need an assist?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I don't know. I'm doing it more for her than you.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I'm telling you, you're right up her alley.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Well, newsflash, I'm up a lot of girls' alleys.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Did that come out wrong? - Actually, it did.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Point is, I'm good, Coop. I'm good.
0:11:33 > 0:11:38But the question is, could you be better? Hmm?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44The thing is, I am seeing someone.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48To tell you the truth, sometimes it doesn't feel
0:11:48 > 0:11:51like that much of a two-way street, if you get my drift.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Hmm, not sure that I do.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Hey, what's up, All Saints? - What's up?
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Can you believe that?!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Sadly, Coop, I do.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11See, that's Georgia.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Just saying.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14When was that taken?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16This morning.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Right? Hmm?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- I'm in.- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27That chair belongs in Admitting.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Leave him alone, Gloria. He's not going anywhere.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Did I ask him to go anywhere? Sir, did I ask you to go anywhere?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35No, ma'am, you did not.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Excuse me.- Zoey, go around.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45No, I meant "excuse me" because I thought I might bump into him,
0:12:45 > 0:12:48not "excuse me" because I want him to move.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Excuse me, I'm right here.- And I, for one, do not want you to move.
0:12:51 > 0:12:57Can I get you anything? Diet Coke? meal tray? Ensure?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59No, thank you.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Hospital's got a new handyman?
0:13:06 > 0:13:11- No, he is a paper hanger. And his husband's in respiratory failure.- Oh.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- HE CLEARS HIS THROAT - I'm Dr Cooper. Welcome to All Saints.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23John Decker. Uh, ordinarily I'd say "pleased to meet you,"
0:13:23 > 0:13:25but...I'm not pleased to meet anyone right now.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Got it.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36It might comfort you to know that I have two moms.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- Comfort me why? - Because you're married...
0:13:41 > 0:13:43..to a guy.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55He's a mess.
0:13:55 > 0:14:00And thank you for paving the way.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Can I not be gay right now?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Can I just be a guy whose spouse is dying?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Can I have that, please?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Uh, you're John?
0:14:18 > 0:14:19I am.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- Could we have a word in my office? - What's wrong with right here?
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Blocking the hallway. Not that it matters.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30I want to stay nearby. 26 years. We got this far, right?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Hmm. Jackie?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Chest pains are not uncommon with these particular meds.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40However, patient proceeded to go into respiratory failure, which...
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Uh, I'm sorry, you just... My stomach got a little...when you called him "patient".
0:14:44 > 0:14:47How about he's Marcus, until he's not?
0:14:52 > 0:14:56My concern at this stage of the game is that the body's failing.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00And the heart wants to follow suit, but the defib won't let it.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04What I think is that you need to speak with Dr Hayes from Cardiology,
0:15:04 > 0:15:09who may or may not broach the subject of deactivating your husband's defibrillator.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Well, Dr Hayes is going to have to come to us. We're not going to him.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- BOTH:- Her.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- What's he at? - Uh, his sat's at 80.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22He's not in any pain, is he?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- No.- No.
0:15:27 > 0:15:32He has more brains asleep than Einstein had awake... For the record.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Lily's out of surgery.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40In a minute, Zoey.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42They saved the bullet. Yuck.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Who takes the last glove and leaves the box on the counter?
0:15:45 > 0:15:48My bad. "When you are wrong, promptly admit it."
0:15:48 > 0:15:50That's from AA.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53"You are deeply sober."
0:15:53 > 0:15:56PHONE VIBRATES
0:16:10 > 0:16:13How you doing over there, Mr Decker?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15How do you think?
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Who do you think made all these pictures?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27I think her patients probably made 'em.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Am I a patient?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Well, let's see if we like Dr Bowen first.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43I think it would be good to be a patient.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Those hard to change?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Catheter? No. It's very easy.
0:16:52 > 0:16:58"Sing to him each spring to him and worship the trousers that cling to him."
0:16:58 > 0:17:01That's Rodgers and Hart. You probably didn't know that.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02No, I probably didn't.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08Uh, Dr Hayes is on her way, EKG in hand.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14He's quite elegant, isn't he?
0:17:14 > 0:17:18You think it's crazy that a guy like him would spend his life with a guy like me, huh?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Don't think it's crazy at all.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I think it's a little crazy.
0:17:29 > 0:17:34- Mr Decker...- OK, I will leave you two alone.- There are three of us.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Indeed there are. I'm sorry.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40How'd it go with Dr Bowen?
0:17:40 > 0:17:44- KEVIN: 'I think she likes her.' - Well, that's good, right?
0:17:44 > 0:17:48- Can you put Gracie on?- 'She doesn't want to talk to you, babe. I'm sorry.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49'I don't know what to do.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51'Do you want me to ask her again?'
0:17:51 > 0:17:54No, let her be.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Bye.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08You ever suddenly hate the way your hair stuff smells?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25That looks about right.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31So she's got other people in her life? You know,
0:18:31 > 0:18:33what are you going to do?
0:18:38 > 0:18:42For whatever it's worth, it is possible to love more than one person at a time.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46I love Kevin. I love Eddie.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50I might love Eddie.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55I'd rather be dead than be Kevin or Eddie.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Don't get me wrong, I liked Sarah.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04But I'm glad she's gone.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09What can I say?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11I like being your girl.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Jackie, I'm one short for half a shift. I need you.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23You can't have me. What's going on?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Guy was a lawyer, he's got a DNR.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Husband signed for the deactivation, and now he's back-pedalling.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30So he's not ready.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I've got an eighth grade cello recital in 45 minutes.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Same thing happened during the Christmas concert.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42I just wanted to say good night.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Um, can I ask you something?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Sure.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49How do they...
0:19:49 > 0:19:53- You know, when... - The cardiologist didn't tell you?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55I don't like her.
0:19:55 > 0:20:01Well, Dr Hayes will wave a little device over his heart.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03It just takes a couple of seconds.
0:20:03 > 0:20:08And whatever he has in there, pacemaker, defibrillator...
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Record players, sewing machines. - Yes, it'll all be turned off.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16And what if we leave it on?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Well, um, his body's failing.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25And eventually his heart will stop beating but the defibrillator will shock it back to life.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27So the heart will just continue to beat.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30But the rest of him will be gone?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33It's a quality of life thing.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35My life's going to suck either way.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40And if we deactivate it?
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Well, he will go back to the heart he was born with.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Which is a shitty heart, you know what I mean?
0:20:46 > 0:20:47More than you know.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54OK, we're getting there.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Will it hurt when they turn it off?
0:21:02 > 0:21:03No.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Just wondering how we're doing in here?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12What's the matter, got some place else you gotta be? Am I keeping you?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Is he fucking with your schedule?
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Lucky for you, this is going down on my timeline.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19My timeline.
0:21:19 > 0:21:24I say when, not you, not her, not them assholes still want their fucking chair back.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I say when. Me. John Decker.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30I have four hours of overtime.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Going, going.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Who has seniority?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Zoey Barkow, you want the shift?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Oh, my God, I'm so flattered.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Don't be. All you did was get here first.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47I'm still flattered.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57The jell-o and the broth treating you all right?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Fine, thanks.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Hey, what'd I tell you? Surgery was a breeze.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Was I right or was I right?
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Jackie, thought you left.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- I heard you saved the bullet. - Check it out.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- Are you afraid to touch it?- A little.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24You owe me a drink.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Hmm. Top of my list.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33May I?
0:22:39 > 0:22:40That was in my brain.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Which is fine, by the way.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Yes, I heard.
0:22:49 > 0:22:54You said you were going to be there when I woke up.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00It was the only reason I didn't completely lose my shit.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02I know, honey.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05And then the day just sort of got away from me. I'm sorry.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Do you want me to get rid of this for you?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12I want you to hang onto it.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Keep your fucking promises.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Monkey bits for the ladies.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Welcome to the Red Owl.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32This may very well turn out to be my favourite place on the planet.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34No Sarah tonight, huh?
0:23:36 > 0:23:38What? I like her. She's great.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Oh, fuck. Sorry.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45No. Nonsense, regarding apologies.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48And double nonsense regarding putting that back on the shelf.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49That stays right here.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52No no, come on. You're my guest.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53I drink a lot.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57- I have a lot. - OK, then, so, you both win.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Here's to us.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06You were a big hit with the second grade.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Probably helped us dodge a bullet from protective services.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Don't even kid.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- Yo, Eddie, what's up?- Hey.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Oh, my God, he's completely mad.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Kevin, Jackie, I want you to meet Georgia.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25- Hi.- Hi.- Hey, I'm Eddie.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- You look familiar. - Oh, isn't that funny?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32She's a friend of mine from work. There's no reason you would know her.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34No. No. I know I know you.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Mm, I'm assuring you, you don't.
0:24:36 > 0:24:41- He's just saying you look familiar. So what do we drink?- Scotch.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Somebody means business.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46I'm not getting back on your bike if you drink.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Then I guess I'll have a coke and a smoke.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Can I have a large Coca-Cola with a lot of ice
0:24:53 > 0:24:55and whatever the cutie is having.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00I hate making out with smokers.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02No-one's got a gun to your head.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05How did you guys meet?
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Oh, my buddy Coop introduced us.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Hey, Jackie, you know you work with a guy named Coop.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15Oh, God, Jacks, do you know what? Oh, God, I completely forgot.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16Um, it's really important.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Kev, it's been delightful as always.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23You know what, honey, I should go with her, OK? It's been a rough day.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Lovely to meet you, Georgia, is it? - Yes, yes.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Kev, your machine's broken.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30You know what, it's only working with quarters.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Thanks, honey, I'll see you later.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Nice to meet you.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43Take your cigs, take your girl, Get the fuck out of my bar.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44Thanks, Jackie(!)
0:25:46 > 0:25:50# I'll sing to him
0:25:50 > 0:25:53# Each spring to him
0:25:53 > 0:26:01# And worship the trousers that cling to him
0:26:01 > 0:26:10# Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I. #
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