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0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains strong language.

0:00:04 > 0:00:10- Had this been an actual broken bone, Fiona's arm would be quite bruised. - Real blood, fake cast.

0:00:10 > 0:00:11I think it would be good to be a patient.

0:00:11 > 0:00:16I talked to Kevin about your idea of a gift for the girls and I...

0:00:16 > 0:00:18It just makes him uncomfortable.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Every interaction is stored in the Pill-O-Matix memory.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23It's totally inappropriate to have this meeting in front of Eddie.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- Your shitty pill dispenser is replacing me.- What up?

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Is your face different?

0:00:28 > 0:00:32- Yeah. I trimmed my goatee. - Looks good.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36- I do not like that guy.- I do not care. Take it up with HR.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41- I'd be happy to go to HR.- Shouldn't you be peeing in a cup somewhere?

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Shouldn't you?

0:00:43 > 0:00:46When I get nervous, I act out with inappropriate sexual touches.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50- It's like Tourette's. - Yo, Eddie, what's up?- Hey.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Oh, my God, he's completely mad.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55And everyone said I had the coolest show-and-tell ever.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00And Dr O'Hara took a big saw and cut off my cast.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03And she was wearing a really pretty purple dress with high heels.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06I know, honey. I was there, remember?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- You were?- Yes. Eat your burger.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- She smells like flowers. - Really? What do I smell like?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23I really want to send Fi to Immaculate Virgin with Grace.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25- She's perfectly happy where she is. - Well, I'm not.

0:02:25 > 0:02:30This year, last year, both teachers calling our parenting into question? It's none of their goddamn business.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34No, I don't disagree, but where will the money come from?

0:02:36 > 0:02:41No. We're not taking handouts from O'Hara or anyone.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43It's not a handout. And it's not for us. It's for the girls.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Jackie, I'm not having this conversation again, OK? Promise me.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48All right. Well, we can figure something out.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50You need to hear me.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53You need to promise me that we're not going to take that money.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56OK, I promise.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Mommy, can I have Grace's French fries?- Why, where's Grace?

0:03:01 > 0:03:03She's in the bathroom.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05She said she needed some privacy.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Why does she need privacy? She's a kid.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Grace, are you OK?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Grace, open the door.

0:03:21 > 0:03:26- Hey, are you OK? What's going on? - Nothing.- Are you sure?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35I'll find out what's going on at those sessions.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38She won't tell you what they talk about.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Dr Bowen said Grace will open up about it when she wants to.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45- That's a bunch of crap. I'm her mother.- When she's ready to talk to you, sweetie, she will.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47How am I supposed to help her if everything is a secret?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Hi. I need a money order, please.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Ooh! Full moon, totally called it.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Asshole.- Totally called it. - How is this tangled already?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59This day is already too long. A little help here!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Took a while to bring it up - it's always a difficult discussion.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Why, cos you make more than he does? - No, it's no fun to talk about money when you don't have any.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Whoa! It itches! It itches! Get it off!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Fun when you did it, not so fun now!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14So anyway, he agreed.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16He finally agreed to let you set up a college fund for the girls.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22If I believed in crying at work, I would be tearing up. I'm thrilled!

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Yes, but instead of a college fund, can we make it an education fund?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27- I really want to get Fiona into private school...- Yes, yes! Whoo!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Wait, my back, my back! - Oh, my God, sorry sorry sorry!

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Stab wound, upper abdomen, he's losing a lot of blood.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36I'm really happy about this, Jacks.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Kind of slow there, Jackie. Where's the hustle?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Prepare to die.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48That guy in three peed all over my shoes.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52- That sucks.- It's fine.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I'm riding a pink cloud.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58- Oh.- It's an AA thing. It means I'm in a good mood.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Oh. I swear if Hostess made a pink cloud, I'd eat it.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03I wish they had better snacks here.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04The whole place is sub par.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08I launch a killer campaign to bring in better patients,

0:06:08 > 0:06:11and no-one around here knows how to take it to the next level.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13You're good.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16I'm like a shark, man. If I'm not moving, I'm dying.

0:06:19 > 0:06:2230s, head trauma, picked him up at the Carlton Hotel.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Looks like it could be DV.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26What's a DV? Is that serious?

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Domestic violence, is that true?

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Well, yeah, I guess. I hit him, but only after he hit me.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Oh, come on, Suzy, you beat me on the head with a jar of cashews.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Oh, expensive. - Tell me about it. And she kicked me.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- You want to tell them everything? Go ahead.- Look, I'm done with this.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Why don't you go call your mother and complain about me some more?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Oh, fuck you. - OK. All right. Calm down.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45- He deserves it. You deserve it!- Hey!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Back off!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49You're all right. You're OK.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51OK. Don't worry, honey.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54With a little extra pressure here, we'll get it to stop.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Can I get a hand in here, please? Zoey?

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Thor?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Sam? Anybody?- Is there a problem?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Yes, I got a pumper here. Can you jump in, please?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Yes. Thank you.

0:07:13 > 0:07:19No-one met us at the bay. This guy needs an EKG. 220/100, chest pains, but no history of MI.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Oh, Jesus.- Good? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go. Go.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Let's get him on the bed! - OK, I need you to be still.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28OK, I'll get you something for the pain.

0:07:28 > 0:07:33Gloria, I'll keep an eye on your EKG, OK? You get me four morphine.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Gotta go find out where these other fuckers are.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43- What IS this?- Broken. Again.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53All right, everyone, listen very carefully, because I'm only gonna say this once.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57This machine is a piece of shit.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59I think I'll say it again.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03This machine is a piece of shit!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30What do you need?

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Look, I'm fine. It's just a little headache.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Let me get out of here.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Indulge me. Follow my finger.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Can you smile for me?

0:08:45 > 0:08:49- Clench your teeth.- That's easy for him to do. He's from Connecticut.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Well, the money never seemed to bother you, did it? - Money's not the problem, Timothy.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Can I speak to you outside for a minute?

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Um, look, he's got a pretty serious head gash, and, clearly, the two of you have some issues.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05You don't know the half of it. I need a diet Coke.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Thor, can you give Suzy a tour of the vending machines, please?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10You betcha. They're beautiful this time of year.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11The Skittles are in bloom.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15So what happened?

0:09:15 > 0:09:18I told her we couldn't go away every weekend.

0:09:18 > 0:09:23She threw a jar of nuts at my head, and before she could throw the whole minibar, I shoved her back.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Dude, you can't hit a woman. - Well, I had to defend myself.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29There is no excuse for hitting a woman, ever.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Well, it's not like I make a habit of this, but she pushed me too far.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34Jackie?

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Uh, no, I don't think men should hit women, but if someone bashes you

0:09:38 > 0:09:41in the head without provocation, you have the right to defend yourself.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44No, you don't - not if you're a guy, and the hitter is a woman.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Well, I disagree.- Yeah, me too.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49So you're advocating violence against women?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51No, of course not. I'm just saying it's a two-way street.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53I can't believe I'm standing here listening to this insanity.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57You're a little touchy. What's up? The modelling career petering out?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59You're all fucking nuts.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04He'll be right back.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Hi, Dr Bowen.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Yes, thanks for getting back to me.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Yeah, I'm sorry about the voicemails.

0:10:10 > 0:10:17Uh, I'm just a little perplexed about why you can't tell me what's going on with the therapy sessions with Grace.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20I mean, I know it's her time, but I really do need to know what's going on.

0:10:22 > 0:10:27Can you tell her that maybe she can share some of what she talks about?

0:10:29 > 0:10:31OK. Great.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33All right, that's something. Thanks.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Bye.

0:10:35 > 0:10:41- Hey, guys. What's going on?- I got knocked out of the bike lane by this tiny-ass woman in a big-butt SUV.

0:10:41 > 0:10:46Yeah, it totally wasn't his fault, and she didn't stop. She was on her cellphone, an LG280.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- That's like six years old. I was like, I can't believe these still exist.- I have an insurance card.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52I'm a full-time student. You so don't have to call my parents.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56- Where did you get hit?- Well, I got clipped in the leg, and when I fell,

0:10:56 > 0:10:59I heard this crack, and it pretty much felt like my hip was on fire.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Uh, Zoey, can I get a wheelchair?

0:11:01 > 0:11:05Dude, do you want me to go back to the dorm, get your anthro paper, bring it in when I turn in mine?

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Yeah, could you just spellcheck it one more time?- OK. - You're in good hands.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11OK, so should I go? I mean, I could go and then come back.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13He'll be with me. He'll be fine. Aw.

0:11:22 > 0:11:27- So, the Pill-O-Matix is a piece of shit?- I'd forgotten. When you're a nurse, if you say something

0:11:27 > 0:11:31in one part of the hospital, it will always trickle back to the station. Yeah, it's a piece of shit.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33So get rid of it. Get a new one.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36The patient in three is screaming for pain meds. Can somebody do that?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Yes, when somebody asks nicely.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41You'll be happy to know I'm gonna begin interviewing for a pharmacist.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44I've already put in a call to Eddie Walzer.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48Awesome! Seriously, there's not a doctor here that's not gonna be psyched to have him back.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50You want to bring Eddie back to the pharmacy?

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Am I wrong or wasn't this a budgetary issue?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Between paying for the machine, the repairs and the security I had

0:11:55 > 0:11:59to hire to guard the goddamn thing, it was more expensive.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01That doesn't mean that Eddie Walzer's the solution.

0:12:01 > 0:12:06- I mean, I'm sure there's lots of great candidates out there. - Isn't she great? She's so loyal.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Out of sight, out of mind - just like the guy in three who needs pain meds now.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15Look, nurse to nurse, this is not about the doctors.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17This decision directly affects the nurses.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21Eddie kinda lost it in when the Pill-O-Matix came. It's not that he wasn't good at his job, but...

0:12:21 > 0:12:23All right, I hear you.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Hey, I don't want to interrupt your flow, but I kind of have something important to do today.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Are you asking for time off? Today? Right now? This day?!

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Reconsider!

0:12:42 > 0:12:44It's been so great having you on the floor.

0:12:44 > 0:12:49It's like when the President goes to visit a factory for a day and he's all in there with the people.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Like you have been with us.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55You want some? Thor says they're in bloom.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Everyone there is just out for themselves.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07I was trying to give something back, you know?

0:13:07 > 0:13:10There was so much promise in the face of All Saints.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Now it's just gone to shit.- Mmm.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14That's a tough break, Coop.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18Yeah. I already feel better talking to you about it.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23Hey, on the bright side, Akalitus might want to bring you back.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27- No kidding?- Yeah. I think your biggest roadblock's gonna be Jackie.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29She thinks things are fine the way they are.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Yeah, well, it's a good thing Jackie doesn't call all the shots, right? - No shit.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41You know what we need? A guys' night out. Hmm?

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Toss a few back, play some darts. You free tonight?

0:13:44 > 0:13:48- Actually, I already have plans with your pal, Georgia.- Ugh.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52- I introduced the two of you - how's that for the ultimate irony?- What?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Well, I want to hang out with you, but you're busy because of me.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58It's ironic.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01I'll take your word for it.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04No, no, it's ironic. Trust me.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11- Would you like some milk duds with your sugarfree gum?- No, thanks.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13It's a big day.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16I'm celebrating.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Six months sober today. - Wow, congratulations.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22- That's a big deal. Right?- Yeah.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24So I was wondering if I could skip out for, like, an hour.

0:14:24 > 0:14:29I'm working a double and I was hoping to pick up my chip on the actual day.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- My sponsor's gonna be there. - Fine. Go.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33I, uh, you know, I respect what you're doing.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Thanks.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Ooh, Jacks, good.

0:14:42 > 0:14:46- How do you want to do this? - Do what? I'm just looking for a quiet place to sit down.

0:14:46 > 0:14:52The money... I can either pay the school directly or would you prefer it if I just send you a cheque?

0:14:52 > 0:14:54I don't know. Would that be weird, me just getting a big cheque?

0:14:54 > 0:14:57It's not a sweepstakes.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00It's a normal-size cheque for an amount that won't make me think twice.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Have you eaten?

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Coffee, banana, Vicodin.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Breakfast of champions.

0:15:11 > 0:15:17Meanwhile, please step away from the gurney transfers and the heavy lifting.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19You have Thor. He's a giant.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Use him.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25And for the love of all that's good and holy, get an MRI.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27I almost don't want to see the damage.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Closer to godmother by the second.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40- OK, you know what? We can't exactly rechristen the girls. Not that you wouldn't be great at it.- I know.

0:15:40 > 0:15:45I know. But if you and Kevin die in a fiery plane crash, they will be mine.

0:15:45 > 0:15:50- We don't get away very much. - So let me pay for a trip!

0:15:51 > 0:15:53I feel so much better.

0:15:53 > 0:15:58Pain meds. Sort of like four Captain Morgans and OJ.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00I'm not gonna throw up, though, am I?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02- Highly unlikely.- Hello!

0:16:02 > 0:16:03All right - bad news, I'm afraid.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06You've got a hairline fracture in your hip.

0:16:06 > 0:16:11Ortho will be down for a consult, but basically it will be about eight to 12 weeks before you're healed.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- That's a whole semester.- Yeah, you should really talk to your parents.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Um, do you think you could call them?

0:16:16 > 0:16:20They'd feel better hearing it from someone older than me.

0:16:20 > 0:16:21Not by that much.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29I have to leave school if I can't get around.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34- Do you have an iPhone? - Yeah.- Let me have it.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Why?- Give it.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47- Look sadder.- No, just stop. Please. - Just do it.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Perfect.

0:16:53 > 0:17:01Uh, e-mail that to five girls you know and write, "Just mowed down by big rig. Truckers are dicks.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04"At All Saints right now. What are you guys doing?"

0:17:04 > 0:17:06And then what?

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Then wait.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16OK. So we are almost caught up.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Thank you, Gloria, very much.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22It was my pleasure.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24It's like riding a bike, you never forget.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Would you mind sticking around for a little bit longer? Sam has been MIA for over an hour.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32I don't know where he goes. This is not the first time this has happened.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36I told that shit not to go anywhere.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Well...

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Son of a bitch.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Dr Cooper said you refused a cat scan.- I just want to get out of here.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48I am required to inform you you'll be leaving against medical advice.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50That being said, you need to keep the stitches dry...

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Tim! What happened to you?

0:17:52 > 0:17:56I just got a call from the insurance company. They're denying coverage because you didn't pay the premium?

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Why don't you let me pay the bills?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Who are you? Who is she?

0:18:10 > 0:18:13- Oh, God. Can I get a handover here, please?- Oh! Easy, bro.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Get him in the sled. I'm right behind you. Go.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24He vomited blood and passed out.

0:18:25 > 0:18:30- Oh, wow. She really did kick him. - According to you, he probably deserved it.- Excuse me?

0:18:30 > 0:18:35- Yeah, let's all hit each other. Kumbaya.- Hey, guys. Dr Cooper. - Watch the attitude.- MY attitude?

0:18:35 > 0:18:36You're telling everybody to beat the crap out of each other,

0:18:36 > 0:18:38to defend themselves, and now look what happened.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Dr Cooper, I did not kick this man.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Well, you might as well have, because you're a domestic violence advocate.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46- And you're abusive to nurses. - Uh, his BP is dropping. I think we need to intubate.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49If I said half the shit that I wanted to, you'd be reduced to tears on a daily basis. I hold back!

0:18:49 > 0:18:52You're lucky that I have this much restraint!

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Dr Cooper, pay attention! You need to pay attention!

0:18:55 > 0:18:56Ah!

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Aw, shit.- Dude! Dude! What the hell?

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Guys! Guys! Enough!

0:19:05 > 0:19:07- He hit me! - Lenny, that thing, it's a tic.

0:19:07 > 0:19:13- It's Tourette's. He can't help it. - It's a tic?- Yes.- Oh, man. Oh, man.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16- I'm so sorry. - Dr Cooper, get over here and intubate your fucking patient.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Dude, it was a reflex, and I didn't know you had the tic thing.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Find O'Hara. Go.

0:19:26 > 0:19:27Call respiratory.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Fabulous! Who hit who first?

0:19:31 > 0:19:35Well, Dr Cooper swung first, but Lenny connected first.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38I think it's romantic. He was defending your honour.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41I don't need defending.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Oh, everyone needs defending.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Well, hello! And who are all of you?

0:19:47 > 0:19:54Oh, this is Bethany and Tomisson and Jane. Uh, they all offered to help me till my hip heals.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58- So I don't have to go home now. - Yeah, we're all over it. We organised shifts for this week.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Oh, how nice.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02- Thanks again for everything.- Ah!

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Now, get out of here, you crazy kids!

0:20:08 > 0:20:11That's not gonna end well.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14One of the great things about having four sisters was I always had my own room.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Oh, I bet they hated you.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Yeah, I think they still do a little.

0:20:19 > 0:20:24Well, I think guys who are raised around a lot of women grow up to be more trustworthy.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27They learn the big lessons early.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Well, I have certainly learned a lot of lessons from women.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Hmm.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34MOBILE BEEPS

0:20:36 > 0:20:37Mmm. It's Coop.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Oh, shit.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41He's in...he's in the ER.

0:20:41 > 0:20:46- He's always in the ER.- No, he says he's a patient in the ER. - Oh. Well, it's about time.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53- I'm out, buddy. - No, no, it's on me.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54OK. All right. Gracias.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01You disappeared for two hours after I specifically told you not to.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03- That's insubordination.- Well, Jackie said it was OK, I just...

0:21:03 > 0:21:06I don't want to hear it. I don't care.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07I'm putting you on probation.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19Mrs A? I...never come in here.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23I just wanted to say it was...

0:21:23 > 0:21:26fun to have you on the floor today.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28OK.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Well, thank you. I miss it being with patients.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36And I quite enjoyed your pithy remarks.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38I try.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Well, bye-bye.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51I need to speak to the wife.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54- Yes.- Your husband is stabilised. He had some internal bleeding, but we were able to catch it in time.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58- So someone will take you to see him in just a few minutes.- I can see him?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00No, you can't fucking see him. You've done enough damage.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03- He loves me.- Oh, please.- I'm going.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06- I'm going.- OK, both of you sit down.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12What am I supposed to do here - share my peanut butter crackers with her(?)

0:22:12 > 0:22:16No. What has to happen, because when...

0:22:16 > 0:22:18When he first came in...

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Ordinarily, the wife... the husband...

0:22:20 > 0:22:24This woman is your husband's...

0:22:24 > 0:22:29This woman is your husb... All right.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32I know nothing about this sort of thing.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Jackie Peyton, as I live and breathe.

0:22:40 > 0:22:41- Hi. Hi. Hello.- Georgia. Hi.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45- We met at your... - No, I remember. Yeah.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49- Do you know where Coop is? - Oh, yeah...trauma, down the hall.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51OK. What kind of doctor gets his nose broken?

0:22:55 > 0:23:00- You're not gonna go visit your buddy, Coop?- Hey, I didn't break his nose. I'm just here with his friend.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Got me in your orbit, baby. Ain't nothing you can do about it.

0:23:07 > 0:23:12Are you talking about the pharmacy, because I don't care one way or the other. You can do what you want.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14I'm gonna.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Why, Eddie? Why the fuck would you want to come back?

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Go, be with your girlfriend.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23She's not my girlfriend.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29You know who my girlfriend is.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Nice.- It's gonna be straighter than before.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49What?

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Thanks.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01You know I'm fine.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03You don't need to stay here.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05It's the least I can do.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08You defended my honour.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Would you mind if I suggested something to watch?

0:24:11 > 0:24:13It will not be sports.

0:24:13 > 0:24:14It's all yours.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Grace, open the door!

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Open the door!

0:24:45 > 0:24:47I've got it. I've got it.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54Grace, honey, you cannot lock yourself in the bathroom.

0:24:54 > 0:25:00- This is none of your business! It's none of your business!- What, honey? What is none of our business?

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Honey...

0:25:02 > 0:25:05Oh, my God.

0:25:05 > 0:25:10Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Sweetie.

0:25:16 > 0:25:17Can I go to my room, please?

0:25:17 > 0:25:20Honey, you have to talk to me.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22I'm right here.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26We cannot have secrets in this house.

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