0:00:02 > 0:00:05This is very exciting. We are at Saint Joseph's Medical Center
0:00:05 > 0:00:07because, today, Andy Dwyer is getting his casts off.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11It is a great day for Andy, and it's a wonderful day for my subcommittee.
0:00:11 > 0:00:12Oh, my God.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Your boobs are dead.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Stop it. No, they're not.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- WHIRRING - Yeah.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Yay!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Wow, it's like a sweaty pinata.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- Hey, my iPod! - Oh, yeah! My pirate!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Doctor, if I may, could I keep that cast, please?
0:00:32 > 0:00:35It's a highly disgusting request, but I don't see why not.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Thank you. This is a symbol of new beginnings,
0:00:39 > 0:00:41a symbol of hope, and of our project.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43We will build this park!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46It is gonna feel so good to walk again, finally.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Easy!
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Oh, no! Oh, my... Oh, no!
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Yeah, they might be a little weak at first.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12- Thank you, guys.- Welcome back to the world of walking, Andy.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Yes. - I just wanted to say...
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Quiet, everyone! Ann wants to say something.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20I wanted to thank you all for being so supportive.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22When Andy fell in the pit,
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I didn't expect anyone in government to reach out to us.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- So, thanks.- You're welcome.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Hey, you're welcome, Ann.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Babe, when are you gonna tell them about my show?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Oh, yeah, sorry. Andy's band is playing a show.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- And we want you all to come. - LESLIE GASPS
0:01:37 > 0:01:40It's gonna be a party, so check your suits at the door. It'll get crazy.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Andy's band is really good,
0:01:41 > 0:01:43and it's been driving him nuts that he can't play.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45He's been writing all these songs
0:01:45 > 0:01:47about things that are physically near him.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50# Sandwich! Are you turkey or ham? #
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Ham.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53HE SIGHS
0:01:53 > 0:01:54# Lamp!
0:01:54 > 0:01:58# Wish you were a lamp that would light up when you get touched. #
0:01:58 > 0:02:00What kind of music does your band play?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02You know, I don't really like to define it,
0:02:02 > 0:02:06but it's like Matchbox Twenty meets The Fray.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- So, rock.- Well, again, I don't really like to define it.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10I totally got what you mean.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- So, I would love to come to this thing. When is it?- Tonight at 8:00.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14- No! Tonight?- Yeah.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- I can't go.- Why not?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18My mom set up this meeting.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21It's like a political tete-a-tete with a local bigwig.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Leslie, you're not gonna go? Come on!
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Oh, you guys. You know how I love mixing work into my personal life.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29This guy is important,
0:02:29 > 0:02:32and he has valuable information that could help us build a park.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34But I wanna go to the concert!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Come on! Play hooky! Blow off the meeting.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37I wanna go to that concert so bad,
0:02:37 > 0:02:39but I have to go to the meeting. I have to go.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42But I'll meet up with you guys after the tete-a-tete, I promise.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44KNOCKING AT DOOR Hey, Mark, congratulations.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Oh. Thanks, Nate. For what?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49You got that speed bump thing taken care of. Finally. Nice work.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Oh, yeah. Yay.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55There used to be this huge speed bump in the centre of town.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56It was insane.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59So, I decided I wanted to do something about it,
0:02:59 > 0:03:02and I got it lowered two inches.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Apparently, what I can achieve in government can literally be measured.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Hey, Dr Harris. Andy's playing a show tonight,
0:03:09 > 0:03:12and we'd love it if you came by.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14I think there's gonna be a good turnout at Andy's show tonight.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18He wrote this new song about what happened to him called The Pit.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21It's one of those rare songs that rocks really hard,
0:03:21 > 0:03:24and also informs people about a small public works project.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25So, Andy's doing well?
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Yeah, he's a little shaky still, but that's to be expected.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Well, not really.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32If he had his casts removed two weeks ago,
0:03:32 > 0:03:34the muscles wouldn't have atrophied so much.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35I'm sorry, two weeks ago?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37That's when they were scheduled to come off.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39But he told me that you told him he should wait.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42No. He rescheduled. Said it was personal,
0:03:42 > 0:03:45that he'd explain later, but then he never explained.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49I have waited on him hand and foot for two months.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Well, I guess that explains it.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Hey, what's up, people of Pawnee?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58CHEERING All right! All right.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Uh... In just a minute, Scarecrow Boat is gonna rock it out.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Please be patient while we rock out the equipment setup.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06'The band has had a few different names over the years.'
0:04:06 > 0:04:08We started, we were Teddy Bear Suicide,
0:04:08 > 0:04:10but then we changed it to Mouse Rat.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Uh. Then we were God Hates Figs,
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Department of Homeland Obscurity,
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Flames for Flames, Muscle Confusion,
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Nothing Rhymes with Orange,
0:04:19 > 0:04:20then Everything Rhymes with Orange,
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Punch Face Champions, Rad Wagon,
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Puppy Pendulum, Possum Pendulum,
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Penis Pendulum, Hand Rail Suicide,
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Angel Snack, Just the Tip, Three Skin...
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Jet Black Pope, we went back to Mouse Rat,
0:04:33 > 0:04:35and now we are Scarecrow Boat.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37God, when I hear myself say Scarecrow Boat out loud,
0:04:37 > 0:04:38I kind of hate it.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Now, you know that we're gonna be building a park on a residential lot,
0:04:42 > 0:04:44so, of course we're gonna have to get the zoning codes approved
0:04:44 > 0:04:46and amended by our city council.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49What kind of movies do you like?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Huh?
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Uh. Well, you know, documentaries, political thrillers.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- I like all kinds of movies. - Great.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02So, I brought some pictures of the lot,
0:05:02 > 0:05:05and you can tell that the houses are very close to it.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06How difficult is re-zoning in your town?
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- Could you go into detail a little bit about that?- Sure.- Great.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12It's refreshing to be with someone who actually likes
0:05:12 > 0:05:14talking about government issues.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Most of the women I go out with find it boring.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Well, you know, you have to have zoning codes,
0:05:19 > 0:05:21or else the whole thing could be chaos.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Your mother mentioned that you don't date much.- What?
0:05:25 > 0:05:29I've been focusing on my career. Why do you ask?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32I haven't been dating much either since my divorce.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34It hasn't been easy.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37And I'm coping, but it was tough on the kids.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Not my kids, cos they're grown-up,
0:05:38 > 0:05:41but it was tough on their kids.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Shouldn't bring up my divorce on a first date.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49But I feel I can tell you anything.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Uh...
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I think it's going quite well.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57And she looks like a young Sandy Duncan.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Hi, Mom. He thinks we're on a date.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Did you tell him we were on a date?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04'Honey, if I told you it was a date, you never would've gone.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06'You're not getting any younger.'
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Well, neither is he. And he's 62-years-old.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10'Oh. Just go back in there and finish the dinner.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13'You don't have to have sex with him if you don't want to.'
0:06:13 > 0:06:15What? Are you crazy?
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Hi, how are you?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Hey, Parks Department.- Hey, Mark.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24This is Beth, my ex-wife Tammy's better-looking sister.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28You guys are together?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Yup. My ex-wife Tammy cheated on me. Then we divorced.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Then last week, I ran into her sister Beth here.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Turns out she hates Tammy, too, so we've started dating.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- It's like a fairytale. - Yeah, Tammy stinks.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Brendanawicz!- Hey, Tom.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Hey. I want you to meet my wife. - Hi. I'm Wendy Haverford.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Hi. You're Tom's wife.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50- Don't hold it against me.- Look at how hot she is. Isn't that crazy?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52And she's a surgeon. She makes a ton of money!
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Bam!
0:06:53 > 0:06:54This is Derek.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Cool. How long have you guys been dating?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58We're just friends.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00He's like the gayest person I've ever met.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02But I make out with him when I'm drunk sometimes.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05You know, if you don't wanna talk to me, you can just say so.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06I don't wanna talk to you.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Apparently, tonight, I'm the Parks Department's seventh wheel.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13This is my oldest son.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15He's a very no-nonsense person like yourself.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19And this is my youngest. He's about your age.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Terrific.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22So, did you give any more thought to
0:07:22 > 0:07:24those zoning code questions I asked you?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Oh. Come on, enough business. Let's have some fun!
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Try some of my chicken.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Oh, no. That's OK.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Just a taste. Have a little taste of chicken!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Just a bit! Just a taste!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Chicken, chicken, chicken!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- Mmm.- Delicious, right?
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Mmm-hmm.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44I really like this restaurant.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Yeah. It's a great place for a business meeting.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Andy. Andy. We need to talk.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Babe, hey. We're just about to start.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Could you grab me a triple whiskey water?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01You would like that, wouldn't you?
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Yep.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05You have two perfectly good legs. Get it yourself.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10All right. Hey, guys! Thanks for coming out.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13We're Scarecrow Boat.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15This first song is called Menace Ball.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18WHISTLING Two, three, four...
0:08:18 > 0:08:21# I know you been changing
0:08:21 > 0:08:25# But I been changing, too
0:08:25 > 0:08:28# You say that you've moved on... #
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Thank you.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34What kind of movies do you like?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- You already asked me that. - Oh. Sorry. Senior moment.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40SHE SIGHS
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Hey, am I keeping you from something?- No, no.
0:08:43 > 0:08:48Yes. My friend Andy is playing in a band tonight, and I kind of wanted to go.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Well, if you want to go to the rock show, I don't mind.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Really? Are you sure?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Sure! I haven't been to a rock show in a long time.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59The last rock show I went to was the Everly Brothers.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Hmm. - You like the Everly Brothers?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- They're my favourite rock group. - They're so good.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I am getting very positive signals.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12# You and me together
0:09:12 > 0:09:14# You and me forever
0:09:16 > 0:09:20# You and me together forever
0:09:20 > 0:09:22# Together
0:09:22 > 0:09:25# Forever. #
0:09:25 > 0:09:28CHEERING AND WHISTLING
0:09:32 > 0:09:34All right, take five, guys. I'm gonna go acoustic.
0:09:35 > 0:09:41This next song...is dedicated to... her...
0:09:42 > 0:09:44..my girlfriend, Ann.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I call it Ann.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53# Da de da de da
0:09:53 > 0:09:56# Da de da de da
0:09:56 > 0:09:59# Oh oh oh oh
0:09:59 > 0:10:01# Ann
0:10:03 > 0:10:05# Da de da de da
0:10:05 > 0:10:08# Da de da de da
0:10:08 > 0:10:10# Oh oh oh oh oooh
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Hey, the band's really good.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I liked that song Grapple Hound.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Gossip Town?- Right.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23My only criticism, I hate the name of the band.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Yeah, they should change their name to Big, Lying Baby.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Or Where's My Sandwich?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Or Don't Forget To Bring Home Beers After Work.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35OK. Since you brought it up, I'm just gonna say it.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38I don't get you and...
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I mean, it doesn't make any sense to me.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43I mean, I like Andy a lot.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46But there's tons of guys out there who have jobs
0:10:46 > 0:10:48and who respect you
0:10:48 > 0:10:50and think you're attractive.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- Really?- Oh, yeah.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- You mean guys like you...- No! - ..for instance?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58No, no, no, no, no, not me.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Oh.- OK.- Good, cos, for a second there,
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I thought you were hitting on me in front of my boyfriend.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04No! Not my style.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Even though you did just call him a big, lying baby.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09And I do find you attractive.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11So, you are hitting on me.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13No. I'm not. I promise you.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18But if I were, would you be interested?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20No.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- OK.- Let me tell you why, because I'm in a crappy mood,
0:11:23 > 0:11:26and I don't really appreciate what's happening right here.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29One, you've never been in a relationship that's lasted longer than a week.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Two, the girls...- That's fine. - ..you do spend the week with...
0:11:32 > 0:11:34That's enough. Look, I was not trying to ask you out, I promise.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Well, I'm glad we avoided that.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40# Pit! I fell in it, the pit
0:11:40 > 0:11:44# You fell in it, the pit
0:11:44 > 0:11:49# We all fell in it, the pit
0:11:49 > 0:11:53# Pit! I fell in it, the pit
0:11:53 > 0:11:56# You fell in it, the pit
0:11:56 > 0:12:03# We all fell in that pit. #
0:12:05 > 0:12:07CYMBALS CRASH
0:12:07 > 0:12:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Thank you very much, everybody! We are Scarecrow Boat!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13No! Screw it! We are Mouse Rat!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Thank you very much! Good night!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17CHEERING
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Damn it. I missed it?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Leslie! Who's your friend?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23I'm George. I'm Leslie's date.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Yes. He's my date. George Gernway.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28He's the City Manager in Eagleton.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Hi, George Gernway. I'm Tom Haverford.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32This is my wife, Wendy. She's my age.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34- Hi.- Hello.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37'I have no idea why Ann is upset with me.'
0:12:37 > 0:12:40But I do know she's too nice to yell at me in front of all these people.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42So, I am not leaving this bar.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- So, I heard you went to Indiana State.- Yes.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- My buddy Todd went there. Maybe you know him. What year did you graduate?- 1968.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Oh! Todd graduated in 2005, so you probably missed him.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54How was your date with Leslie?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56We change the band name, and then we send the demo out.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- We're completely ready... - Andy, let's go.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Honey, I'm just debriefing with the band. It's gonna be just one second.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Hey! Hi!
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Whoa! Leslie Knope! I'm so glad you made it. You have to meet my band.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- OK. Hi, band! - Hey. What's going on?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10I'm so sorry that I missed your songs.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Is there any way that you could do like an encore or something?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15An encore. I like it. Guys, let's get our stuff out of the boxes.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- No, we're going home.- No, don't leave. I just got here.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Yeah, she's here with her dad.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- It'd be kind of rude to not do at least one more song.- Andy.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26HE SIGHS OK, let's go. Let's go.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Sorry, Leslie. We're gonna go. I'll call you tomorrow.- OK. - This weekend, guys.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Look. Dead or asleep?
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Dead or asleep?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42George.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43George!
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Oh!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Look at me, out like a light.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51I think I should head home now.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53OK.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- It was nice to meet you. - It was fun.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56'I had a nice time.'
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Don't think I'll go out with her again.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00There was just no spark.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02How did Leslie meet her boyfriend?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04She used to read him books at the senior centre.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Wow.- How old is he?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- He's six, but he has Benjamin Button Disease.- Whoa.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Hey, who wants to see me climb a tree?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- I do!- I do!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Deputy Director Knope.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Where do you think you're going?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Home. It's been a really crappy night.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Have a beer with me.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29I can't believe my mom tried to set me up with an 80-year-old man.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31HE LAUGHS
0:14:31 > 0:14:34I went to dinner tonight with somebody's grandpa.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36You know what? That guy was too young for you.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39You should be dating guys in their early hundreds.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41I'm telling you, you should be dating men
0:14:41 > 0:14:43that Al Roker announces their birthdays.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Hey! Congratulations are in order.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I heard that you got that speed bump thing through.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51- Don't make fun of me.- I'm not.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Oh, yeah. I made a bump into a smaller bump. It's a great day for America.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58What are you talking about? That thing was a pain in the butt.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01You fixed a problem. That's what we're supposed to do.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06'Mark and I are really connecting tonight.'
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Like we connected that night when we made love five years ago.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12There's actually a lot of similarities between those two nights.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16That time we were also at a bar. And he was also pretty drunk.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21If you could put anything in the park, what would you put in there?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- OK... - Don't over-think it.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Keep it simple, nice shady trees, lots of grass, benches.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- A picnic table? - Sure. Water feature.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Like, huge rocks to be climbing on.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34A play area for the kids. God, that sounds wonderful.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- I would live in that park. - But then you'd be homeless.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Hey, we're closing up.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Oh. What time is it? I should go.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45We're getting drinks to go. Come on. Beers to go!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Where are we going? All the bars are closed.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50LESLIE LAUGHs
0:15:50 > 0:15:53You think I can get my beer bottle in that shopping cart right there?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56What? Mark, don't. This pit isn't a dump.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Yes, it is. Look around, Leslie. I mean, there's crap everywhere.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03One beer bottle is not gonna make any difference.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05LESLIE LAUGHS
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Damn it! I was so close there!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Yeah, so... - It was pretty close!
0:16:10 > 0:16:13So far to the left! So far to the left!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15- You think you can do any better? - No, please.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18I don't want anyone to see! I'm the Deputy Director of Parks...
0:16:18 > 0:16:20You're the Deputy Director of Parks and blah blah...
0:16:20 > 0:16:24You know, nobody's gonna see it. Go on and chuck it.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28THEY BOTH LAUGH
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Unbelievable! That's unbelievable!
0:16:31 > 0:16:35You missed the entire pit, which is huge, by the way.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- I didn't do anything wrong. - You didn't do anything wrong? - Mmm-mmm.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41I waited on you hand and foot. And it was exhausting!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44I fed you meals, and you could've had your casts off two weeks ago!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- That is not true.- It's not true?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48So you're calling Dr Harris a liar?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Yes. - I'm gonna call Dr Harris right now.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- How about that?- You call him! You get me on the phone with Dr Harris.- Yes. I will.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- Don't call him right now!- Why?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Because it's late.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Listen, just put the phone down.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Fine!- You want the truth?
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Yes.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Could I have gotten my casts off two weeks ago?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Technically, yes.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11But...
0:17:11 > 0:17:14I really, really like it when you serve me food.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Get out. Get out of my house.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17But what...
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Take a walk with your overly-healed legs,
0:17:19 > 0:17:22and let me think about this relationship.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30OK, this pit.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Give it to me straight.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Are we ever gonna turn it into a park?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Leslie, this is already a park!
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Look, I mean, you got Dirt Slide over here,
0:17:40 > 0:17:43you got Ring Around The Diaper you could play there.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45SHE LAUGHS
0:17:45 > 0:17:48You've got Duck, Duck, Glass you could play right there.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Mystery Trash.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53What's not to love about this park, right here, now?
0:17:53 > 0:17:58I wish we could turn it into a pit, frankly, don't you?
0:17:59 > 0:18:03But, seriously, I mean, really?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Honestly, Leslie, it's gonna be a long, uphill battle.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09You are gonna be super annoyed
0:18:09 > 0:18:11with all the people that want you to fail.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15There is a sea of red tape, endless roadblocks.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19So, yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Screw it. I'm gonna try to do it anyway.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27BOTH LAUGH
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- I mean, Kennedy put a man on the moon.- He did.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31I can build one park.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I really admire your tenacity.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36I really admire you.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40SHE SIGHS
0:18:59 > 0:19:01No, no. Wait, what am I doing?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06This isn't the way I want this to happen again.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Leslie, it's not that big a deal.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I think you should go home, Mark.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19All right, OK.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20I'm sorry.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- I'm gonna get out of here.- Yeah.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- I'm sorry.- It's OK, it's...
0:19:25 > 0:19:26No. Oh, my God!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Oh, my God!
0:19:28 > 0:19:32Oh, my God! Mark, are you all right?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Wow.- Are you OK? Oh, my God!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- Go get some help.- Help!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- Go get some help.- Help! - Go get some help.- Help!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Hey, babe! Baby, open up!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46That guy Mark just fell in the pit!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- What?- You know that guy Mark?
0:19:48 > 0:19:49- Yeah.- He just fell in the pit!
0:19:49 > 0:19:51You gotta go check it out. You're a nurse.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53I think he'd probably be hurt.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Seriously, it's pretty bad!
0:19:57 > 0:20:01# Pit! I fell in it, the pit
0:20:01 > 0:20:04# You fell in it, the pit
0:20:04 > 0:20:08# We all fell in it, the pit
0:20:08 > 0:20:13# The pit! I fell in it, the pit