0:00:02 > 0:00:03Can I run something by you?
0:00:03 > 0:00:04Sure! I LOVE having things run by me.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06I feel like you're being sarcastic right now.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08No, no. I'm not. I genuinely love it.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Run it by me. Go ahead! Go, go, go!
0:00:10 > 0:00:11OK, so I've been a little worried that Ann maybe thinks
0:00:11 > 0:00:14that our relationship isn't moving forward fast enough.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16And so I'm wondering
0:00:16 > 0:00:20if maybe I should ask her if she would like to move in with me.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Good idea? Bad idea? You tell me.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25I would say that some women won't consider moving in with someone
0:00:25 > 0:00:27unless they think marriage is in the future, which I know, for you is...
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I intend to marry her.
0:00:32 > 0:00:33For realskies?
0:00:33 > 0:00:36I'm not really quite sure how I feel. Um, I...
0:00:36 > 0:00:37It's a little weird.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39I mean, I'm happy for them. They're my friends.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41It makes me a little nauseous.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44If I could just sum it up in one word, it would be...
0:00:44 > 0:00:48SHE GASPS AND YELPS QUIETLY
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Parks and Rec.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Confirming what?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23That's not possible.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Oh, no!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Hey! Good morning.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Why are there six people outside
0:01:32 > 0:01:34who say they're waiting to meet with me?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36So, you know how you love me because
0:01:36 > 0:01:38you haven't had a single meeting with anyone
0:01:38 > 0:01:39since I became your assistant?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41That's because
0:01:41 > 0:01:44every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you,
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I always schedule it for March 31st.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Why?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Because I didn't think March 31st existed.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Thirty days has September, April, March and November...
0:01:53 > 0:01:55JUNE and November.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Today is March 31st.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59I know.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02So, then, how many meetings do I have today?
0:02:02 > 0:02:0493.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06HE GROANS OK, OK.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Well, you know what to do.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Right.
0:02:09 > 0:02:15To me, this situation is a blood-soaked, nightmarish hellscape.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17However, to Leslie Knope...
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Oh, how fun! - Yay!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Why don't you take as many as you can, and I'll cover the rest.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22I have a better idea.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Why don't I try to rustle up seven more meetings,
0:02:25 > 0:02:27cos I think it would be cooler if there were an even 100...
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Just... Why don't we just stick to these 93 and see how it goes?
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Yeah, OK.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33'This is the perfect distraction for me.'
0:02:33 > 0:02:36OK, so I have everything I need, right? I have a fresh cup of coffee,
0:02:36 > 0:02:37comfy fur-lined boots.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39I'm going to need those boots back by the end of the day.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Yeah, no problem. They're actually a little narrow for me.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Leslie, here's a guy.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Hi, I'm Leslie Knope, Deputy Director.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Bill Haggerty, Pawnee Historical Society.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49I'm supposed to be meeting with Ron Swanson.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I understand that. He's tied up right now.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53What a shocker. I've been trying to meet with him for three months,
0:02:53 > 0:02:57and now he's not available. It's probably too late now, but,
0:02:57 > 0:02:58some rich woman, Jessica Wicks,
0:02:58 > 0:03:00has rented out Turnbill Mansion
0:03:00 > 0:03:03for a party, and she's making alterations.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Alterations?!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Turnbill Mansion is one of the most beloved historical sites in Pawnee.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11In 1867, the progressive Reverend Turnbill
0:03:11 > 0:03:16officiated a wedding between a white woman and a Wamapoke Indian chief.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20The secret ceremony was beautiful and romantic.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24But then word got out, and the reception was a bloodbath.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Fortunately, there were two survivors.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Unfortunately, they were both horses.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Hold up. Former beauty queen Jessica Wicks?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Yes. - I'm Tom Haverford.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38I'm going to be running point on this, Bill.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Hey, why didn't you try to stop her?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Her husband is Nick Newport Sr from Sweetums.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Everyone in this town is afraid to say no to him.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47OK, everybody just relax. What alterations is she trying to make?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Drilling holes, painting, removing wainscoting,
0:03:51 > 0:03:53she's tearing down the gazebo...
0:03:53 > 0:03:56What?! She's WHAT?! No, she's not!
0:03:56 > 0:03:57OK. Tom, go get the car.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Ow! - Sorry.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Don't throw things at me!
0:04:00 > 0:04:01God, these are tight.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05I'll devise an action plan to help us coordinate better among the departments.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Will you? Great. Thanks for coming in. Yeah.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Who's next? >
0:04:08 > 0:04:10< Tom, I'll meet you at the car.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Where the hell are you going? We have 91 more meetings!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I'm sorry, Ron, as much as I would like to go
0:04:14 > 0:04:16for the All-time City Hall single day meetings record,
0:04:16 > 0:04:18there is an emergency.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Someone is trying to alter a gazebo.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Hey!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Oh, hey, Ann. Sorry I can't hang out. I kind of have an emergency.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Oh, I'm actually here to see Mark.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Right. Well, thanks for the coffee.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32That's also for Mark.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33I really need it, though.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36But next time more sugar, OK? Thanks, bye.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Do you want me to postpone the rest?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Or I could set myself on fire and create a diversion?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42No. I'm going to do all of these today.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Round up whoever's free. I'm going to need more Ron Swansons.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Look at that. It's gorgeous.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52What kind of monster would want to change this?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54HE YELPS Pre-zit!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Do you have any brown concealer by any chance?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I need to look good for Jessica.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00You know, they may be rich, but they can't just destroy history.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- Let's go. - I'm right behind you.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I just need to spend a minute in my cologne cloud.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07SHE COUGHS What is that?!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Attack by Dennis Feinstein.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11When you want to attack the senses of the lady you want to bed.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Oh, my God!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15TOM: Door! Door! Door, door! Close it!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20So basically, we're completely swamped. All hands on deck.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22I don't even work in this building.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Don't care. I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Ron, do you need help with anything?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31No, we're good. Thanks. In fact, you can head home early.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Right, now the four of us are going to divvy up all these meetings.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Just make them feel like they've been heard. Understood?
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Yes, sir. Bert Macklin, FBI, on the case.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42April, you take Leslie's office.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Andy, you're in the conference room.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Ann, take your meetings in the courtyard.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Just sit there and don't ruin the city.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Dismissed. >
0:05:53 > 0:05:55What are you doing?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Can I get a badge?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Hey, I brought you a coffee, help you get through the day.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Thanks, dude!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05No problem...lady.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11- I'm going to go. - OK.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13'April is the best...'
0:06:13 > 0:06:15but she's 20.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16When April was born, I was already in third grade,
0:06:16 > 0:06:18which means if we were friends back then,
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I'd have been hanging out with a baby.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I don't know anything about infant care.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26My God, I could have killed her!
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Ah, Mr Newport Sr
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I've just been informed that you plan on altering this mansion.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35And as a member of the Parks Department,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37as a Pawneean and an American,
0:06:37 > 0:06:41I ask you to refrain from harming this historic structure.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43What?
0:06:43 > 0:06:44I'll take care of this, love nut.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Biscuit. - Yeah.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Hi, I'm Jessica Wicks, Miss Pawnee 1994.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Hello, yes. We've met before.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53We were both judges at the pageant last year.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Leslie Knorp. Of course! How are you?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Jessica Wicks! Hey, boo! Are you aging in reverse?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01cos you look barely legal.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Tom Haverford. If you're not the most charming man in Indiana!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07And this must be the luckiest man in Indiana.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Sir, it is an honour to meet you.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Come here, you!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Tell me straight, are you a Chinese?
0:07:16 > 0:07:20No! I'm one of the Indian people.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23That floppy old bag of money is going to be dead in, like, a month.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27And who's going to comfort Jessica and her millions of dollars?
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Yeah, Jessica is a gold-digger. But I'm a gold-digger-digger.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35So, how did you and Mr Newport meet?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I was doing a ribbon-cutting at the hospital,
0:07:37 > 0:07:40and he was there because his blood doesn't work.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43And we started talking, and then I realised who he was.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Oh, my gosh! It was love at first sight!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Oh, that sounds so romantic (!)
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Um, Jessica, I know you've rented out this house for a party.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54But it's on the historical register,
0:07:54 > 0:07:57so we can't allow any changes. I'm so sorry.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59It's a little late for that, sweetheart.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I told them what I was doing months ago.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Where I come from, there's a saying, "What's done is done."
0:08:05 > 0:08:06That's a saying everywhere.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09I've never heard it before and I think it's a great saying.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Well, maybe we can just limit the damage. How much have you done?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13You PAINTED this?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Uh-huh. Miami Teal is Nicky's favourite colour.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18We also replaced some of the sconces,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21got rid of the furniture, painted these floors black...
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Oh, God. These were the original hardwood floors.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Yeah. They were all scratched up. I did you a favour.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Come on in here. I'll show you guys what we did in the sitting room.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31After you. I'd hate to miss the view!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34You little devil! I should just pay you to follow me around.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36If that's a job offer, I accept.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Oh, my God!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Why did you have to drill holes in the wall?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43To hang my birthday present to Nicky.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44TOM: My heavens!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Isn't there a way that you could've...
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Oh, my!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51'History is important! You just can't go around'
0:08:51 > 0:08:52changing everything all the time!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Or else, next thing you know,
0:08:54 > 0:08:56they'll be painting the White House...
0:08:56 > 0:08:57not white.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02I'm so angry, I can't think of another colour.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Green!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06So your department banned me from attending games
0:09:06 > 0:09:09just because I yell, "You suck!" at the players!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12According to the complaint, you yelled it at five-year-old girls.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14(SCREAMS) Who suck!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Why is that so hard to understand?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19I thought I was having this meeting with Ron Swanson.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22I'm afraid that Ron Swanson's currently dead.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Oh. - I'm his daughter, April Swanson.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30And it's his last wish that I have this meeting with you.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I represent the Ultimate Frisbee league, and...
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Pawnee has an Ultimate league?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Yes, and we keep running into conflicts with...
0:09:36 > 0:09:39You won me over. I will join your team.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40I'm sorry, what we need...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43When does practice start? And do you provide the jerseys?
0:09:43 > 0:09:44What colour are the jerseys, by the way?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48What's our team name? Are we the Lightning?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Now, I have to tell you, I don't actually work
0:09:50 > 0:09:52in the Parks Department. I'm a nurse.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Seriously? That's great news.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58I have the weirdest thing on my arm.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Can you see this?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Every time.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Oh, thank God you haven't torn down the gazebo yet.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Ugh! Don't remind me.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09The demolition people couldn't get here until this afternoon.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11I've had to look at that ugly thing all day long.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Ugly thing?!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Let me tell you a little something about this "ugly thing," ma'am.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19150 years ago, an interracial couple was married here,
0:10:19 > 0:10:21and then slaughtered by their own families.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24It's one of the most beautiful stories in Pawnee's history.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Why are you trying to destroy it?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Don't tell me about Pawnee history!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29The Newports made this town.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33And tonight, we're going to celebrate my husband's 85th birthday,
0:10:33 > 0:10:36without this mushy old pile of rot.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Your husband's a mushy old pile of rot!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40You were a stick-in-the-mud when we judged that beauty pageant,
0:10:40 > 0:10:42and you're being a stick-in-the-mud now!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44I am not a stick-in-the-mud!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I just want to stop a party from happening.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Ron? I have a gazebo update,
0:10:51 > 0:10:53so ignore all my previous voicemails and e-mails.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Leslie, I haven't relieved myself in five hours,
0:10:55 > 0:10:57so, if you'll excuse me.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Ron, I'm sorry, but this can't wait. Jessica Wicks refuses to...
0:11:00 > 0:11:02RON: Leslie, what the (BLEEP)?!
0:11:02 > 0:11:03(MALE VOICE) Hey! Miss Knope?
0:11:03 > 0:11:04(LESLIE) Councilman Howser!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Nice to see you again. Not that I saw anything, other than your face,
0:11:07 > 0:11:09and I would like to talk to you a little bit about this gazebo thing.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10You know, the problem... OK, OK.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Enough of this!
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Do whatever you want. Alert the media. Call FEMA, I don't care.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Do not bother me with this again.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Miss Knope. - Councilman Howser.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26I saw your penis.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28There are eight swings at Ramsett Park
0:11:28 > 0:11:30and every single one of them is broken.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Can you please just fix one of them?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Ron told me I can't say yes to anything.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38But it's such a reasonable request...
0:11:39 > 0:11:40..I can't just say no.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Y-Y-Y...
0:11:42 > 0:11:44So, that's a yes?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Brrr-ee-dee...
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Are you saying yes? Just say out loud, yes or no.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Y-Y-Y-Y-Y...
0:11:51 > 0:11:52boop!
0:11:54 > 0:11:59Yeah, they do look a little bit swollen. Just follow the pen.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Follow the pen to...
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Does that hurt?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09There's no way this ordinance goes through. There's too much red tape.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Mmm. This gridlock drives me nuts. - Tell me about it.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Yeah. I think you're going to have to make an end run. You know?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Go right to the Commissioner on this one.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17You know what, I hadn't thought of that. That is a really great idea.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Yeah? - I'm going to do that.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22OK. Your last resort is probably going to be City Council.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Good luck there!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Yeah! My thoughts exactly.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27I have no idea what I was saying.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30I ask you. Is this too revealing for a public pool?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Kindly get your groin off my desk.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35So my body makes you uncomfortable too?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Hey, Mark. I'm kind of freaking out
0:12:39 > 0:12:41about this historical mansion thing.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Can I talk to you for a second?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44I'm actually headed right out the door.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45You're going on a date with Ann?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Yeah. I was going to surprise her, take her to a nice restaurant.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Don't worry about it.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Are you sure now? - Yeah, have a good time.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- How we doing? - Pretty good.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57I may have promised a new aquatic centre to somebody.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58< Is that a problem?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01I diagnosed two melanomas. They're both benign.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02How many more meetings?
0:13:02 > 0:13:0320.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06April was supposed to be the moat
0:13:06 > 0:13:10that kept the citizen barbarians away from Swanson Castle.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Instead she blew up the castle and stabbed me in the face.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17I hired you to do ONE thing.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Just one.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22I don't care that you text all day and sleep at your desk.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24In fact, I encourage it.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27But only because you were doing that one thing.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30(YELLS) Keeping this crap off my desk!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Give me five minutes before the next one.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41(WHISPERS) That guy is scary when he's angry.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Yeah! God, I know.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Hey. Sorry, dude.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48I don't need your sympathy. Or yours.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I wasn't offering my sympathy.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Thank you for meeting me here.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Sure. What's up?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57OK, I need you to get this word for word.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59It's a tape recorder. So it will.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Gazebo? More like Ga-zoinks-bo.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03She may be a former beauty queen,
0:14:03 > 0:14:06but today she's the KING of destroying history!
0:14:06 > 0:14:07OK, could you just maybe talk normally?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09OK, fine. Ga-zoinks-bo.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Jessica Wicks is throwing a birthday party
0:14:11 > 0:14:13for her husband Nick Newport Sr,
0:14:13 > 0:14:14at the Turnbill Mansion tonight...
0:14:14 > 0:14:16OK. I'm going to stop you right there.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Nick Newport Sr is the former CEO of Sweetums.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- So? - Sweetums owns The Pawnee Journal.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Crap on the cob!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I will take it into consideration.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Thank God! That was it, right?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- No. There's one more. - Damn it to hell!
0:14:32 > 0:14:36It's with me and it's right now and it's about me quitting.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37I quit.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41I have no other choice, OK?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44This is the only rational way I know to prevent this tragedy.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Oh, my God! Here they come. Tom, throw away the key!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- Seriously? - Yes! Throw it!
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Out of the way!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Sir, I'm sorry, but you're a little late.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56So, you're going to have to turn this thing around,
0:14:56 > 0:14:57cos you're not getting in here.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Oh, God! Tom! Stop him! Jump in front of it!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Sacrifice your tiny body!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11I really thought that gate would open in the middle.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Well, the gazebo has been destroyed.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19And the thing that bothers me the most...
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Cut it out, Tom!
0:15:21 > 0:15:22It never gets old!
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Hey, Ann and Mark are coming.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Guys, not so close. You're going to...
0:15:28 > 0:15:30You're going to... Don't go past the sensor!
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Sensor?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Sorry if I ruined your evening.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Leslie, it's totally fine. - I chained myself to a gate.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38- I can see that. - Are you OK?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Nothing's bruised but my ego.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43And my arm, a little, from the mechanized gate.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Thanks again for letting me take those meetings today.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I've never really had a meeting before. They're awesome.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50You're welcome.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Hey, have you seen April around?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53She usually comes by at the end of the day.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56You might want to check her house. She quit on me.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57What? Why?
0:15:57 > 0:16:00She screwed up my entire life today.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03That was one mistake. She's perfect for you!
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Come on, there's no-one in the world
0:16:04 > 0:16:06who's going to do a better job for you than April.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Either you hire her back or I quit.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11You don't work for me.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13And I never will, sir. Good day.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22So what'd you guys talk about at dinner? Huh? Was it fun?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Any big decisions arrived at?
0:16:24 > 0:16:25It was fine.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Do you need a ride home?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29No, Tom's going to take me. You guys go on ahead.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30I'm glad you're OK. Call me tomorrow?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32MARK: Bye, Leslie.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Well, hello there. You must be Ron Swanson.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Well, welcome to Casa Ludgate!
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Hello, Mr Ludgate.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Ach! Call me Larry! < Larry, who is it?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47It's Zuzu's boss.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Oh, Ron! Rita Ludgate.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Oh, you have no idea how nice it is to meet you.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Come in, for gosh sake!
0:16:55 > 0:16:57What can I get you to drink? Ooh!
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Could you take your shoes off, please? Thank you so much.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Nothing to drink, thanks.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Oh, OK.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Is April around?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08(SHOUTS) Zuzu, you have a guest!
0:17:08 > 0:17:12I'll fetch her. She's probably on the Internet again!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- I'll come with you. - OK. OK.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15You make yourself at home, Mr Swanson.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Thank you.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22You must be April's sister.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24I'm Ron.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Nice to meet you.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34No offence, but I think the normal grieving time
0:17:34 > 0:17:37for gazebo destruction has passed.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Yeah, well, maybe that's not entirely what I'm upset about.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Mark and Ann are going to get married.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Really?
0:17:46 > 0:17:50Why does that bother you? I should be the one that's upset.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51It was supposed to be me and Ann.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Or me and Jessica.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Or Ann and Jessica with me watching.
0:17:56 > 0:18:01Every time a couple gets married, two single people die.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03I'm about to lose two good friends.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Come on!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07They drove over here and cut you down from a gate.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09I really don't think you have to worry about them
0:18:09 > 0:18:11abandoning you once they get married.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Yeah, yeah, I know that.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14In my brain.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Can we go?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Yeah. Let's go. I just need to...
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Come on. No! - ...do one more thing.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21No, no, no!
0:18:21 > 0:18:28# Loving smiles and smiling tears
0:18:28 > 0:18:32# The midnight of my heart is you... #
0:18:32 > 0:18:36OK, I'm sorry, everyone. Excuse me!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Excuse me, but I need to say something.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Is that Gate Lady?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I know you're probably thinking,
0:18:41 > 0:18:43"There's that crazy gate lady from outside back again."
0:18:43 > 0:18:46And to some extent, you're right. I am the gate lady.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49But the only thing I'm crazy about is leaving the past behind.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52So, I would like to apologise and raise a glass
0:18:53 > 0:18:58to change and forgiveness and the future and Ann and Mark,
0:18:58 > 0:19:01and happiness and Nick Newport Sr.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04May all your future gazebos live long and prosper.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Please leave!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Is it weird if I ask to take a piece of cake with me?
0:19:08 > 0:19:09- I won't. - Go!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Why are you here?
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Come back to work.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Nah.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Come back.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21I want you to come back.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Well, I don't want to come back. The end.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27I was talking to Andy about you,
0:19:27 > 0:19:30and he made me realise that I need you back at work.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31What did he say?
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Don't recall.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Fine, I'll come back.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Good.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37OK, I'm leaving.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Bye, Zuzu.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Bye, Duke Silver.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51My mom has all your albums. I recognised you the day we met.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Have you told anyone?
0:19:53 > 0:19:54No.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Good girl.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Oh, excuse me.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I had a meeting with Ron Swanson yesterday,
0:20:02 > 0:20:03but had a little car trouble.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Sorry, he's busy right now.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Well, can I reschedule?
0:20:08 > 0:20:09Sure. Hmm.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11How about...June 50th?
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Sorry?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Do you think you could come back today at 2:65? He's available then.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18What is going on?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Looks like the only other day he has open is Marchtember One-Teenth.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Does that work, sir?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24PHONE RINGS
0:20:24 > 0:20:26SHE HANGS UP