0:00:07 > 0:00:09Ron!
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Hello, Andy.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12It's quiet in here. Where is everyone?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15The government is shut down. It's in every newspaper.
0:00:15 > 0:00:16- How long is it going to last? - If we're lucky,
0:00:16 > 0:00:19this building will be empty for months.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Wow. That is really bad timing.
0:00:21 > 0:00:25I just got this super sweet-ass rad crotch-rocket.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26I've always wanted one of these.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29But due to, you know, never having a job,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32I couldn't afford it until now.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Got a really good deal on my lease.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Paying 12% interest.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's, like, one of the highest you can get.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I've been trying like crazy to get a hold of April.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44If you see her, will you tell her I really need to talk to her?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- You got it. - All right. Thanks, Ron.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Uh-oh!
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Nailed it.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12All I can tell you
0:01:12 > 0:01:17is that all the parks are closed until further notice.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Look, no-one is more upset about this than I am.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Not like it's a competition or anything.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24If it was, I would win. But that's neither here nor there.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- The point is I would win. - How long will they be closed?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Could be for ever. - With the government shut down,
0:01:28 > 0:01:30who is going to stop Al-Qaeda?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32One thing at a time.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34School is out in two weeks.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36What am I going to do with my kids all day?
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Keep them in my house? Where I live?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40I don't know what to tell you.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43What about the kids' concert tomorrow at Ramsett Park?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45The Freddy Spaghetti concert.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Freddy Spaghetti has been cancelled.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48GROANING
0:01:48 > 0:01:50RON CHUCKLES
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Well, sit down and tell me exactly what has happened.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Every year, we kick off the summer
0:01:54 > 0:01:55with a children's concert series.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59And this year, the concert has been cancelled due to the shutdown.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01It's terrible, and we need to fix it.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02All right. Great.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I'm very glad that you agree with me,
0:02:06 > 0:02:07but I worked hard on my argument.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Is there any way I can still kind of... Yeah?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- I'd love to hear it. - Oh, good. Thank you.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15You're wrong. Are you crazy? Can you put a price tag on a child's smile?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Leslie Knope. What a surprise.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20The government has been shut for two days,
0:02:20 > 0:02:24and one city employee has tried to schedule 14 meetings with me.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Can you guess who?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Ben? There was a big concert. Now, there's not.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Isn't there anything that we can do about that?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- No, there isn't. - That's too bad.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Sorry, Leslie. Damn!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I have to go run ten miles.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41'I have run ten miles a day, every day, for 18 years.'
0:02:41 > 0:02:42That's 65,000 miles.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44A third of the way to the moon.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46My goal is to run to the moon.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Ben, let's talk solutions.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Leslie, Pawnee is broke.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54There's no money for a concert. OK?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I mean, Idaho cut their Parks Department by 80%,
0:02:57 > 0:03:00and Idaho is basically one giant park.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Ben.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Pawnee is better than Idaho. - No, Pawnee is not special. OK?
0:03:05 > 0:03:10Your department, all the way down here, is not a priority.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Frankly, you're not even supposed to be in the building, Leslie.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- You're non-essential. - That is not your call.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16I know, it's on your badge.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19This? This isn't me.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Ann Perkins.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Chris something.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Hi. I was just doing my daily lunchtime ten miles
0:03:28 > 0:03:31and I ran by the hospital, and I thought I'd pop up and say hi.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Did you just start your run?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- No, I'm already at mile nine. - But you're not sweating at all.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I know. I have a resting heart rate of 28 beats per minute.
0:03:38 > 0:03:43The scientist who studied me said that my heart could pump jet fuel up into an airplane.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44I'd love to go out on a date with you.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48I think you might find me attractive because you got drunk and kissed me when we first met.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50No pressure, but I do have tonight open.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- I am so sorry. I'm really busy right now.- No problem.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I will try again soon. Ann Perkins.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58That's the guy who likes you, that you're not into.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Yeah.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02And which part of him are you not looking at?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Traditionally, when I end a long-term relationship,
0:04:04 > 0:04:09I'm a little fragile, and I have a tendency to do some reckless things.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11So I need to stay away from Chris.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I can't stand this government shutdown.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I can't stand this budget crisis.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18But what I can't stand is they're cancelling Freddy Spaghetti.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20You know everything. What should I do about this?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Why don't you see a movie or go shopping?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Wait a minute. What are you doing? What's happening?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28You know, they offered me a buyout, and I took it.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31And so now I work for Norton Construction.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Sorry. I know I shouldn't have done that.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- It's OK.- How could you quit?
0:04:38 > 0:04:42You know, not everyone has your enthusiasm for this work.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46I guess I've been mispronouncing your name all these years.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Mark Brendana-quitz.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Recently I had been thinking about maybe leaving this job.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53But I felt like I needed a sign.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57And then Ann broke up with me the week that I was going to propose,
0:04:57 > 0:04:59the government got shut down,
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- and yesterday one of those pigeons took a- BLEEP- on me.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06And I was indoors. So...
0:05:06 > 0:05:07KNOCK ON DOOR
0:05:07 > 0:05:09What are you doing here?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Hey, sorry. I need your help. Is this a bad time?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Lucy is here. I'm in my sexy pyjamas.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I just took four Benadryls to dull my sensitivity.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Yes, it is a bad time. - You're about to have sex.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Why else would Boyz II Men's On Bended Knee be playing right now?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24OK. I just want to give you a little advice,
0:05:24 > 0:05:26which is don't make it last really long.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Ladies don't like that. - OK. Great.- OK?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Wait. Just one more thing.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Are you using protection?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36You know what? I'm just going to stay away from all guys right now.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Yeah. Less man-time, more Ann-time.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42The only guy that I care about right now
0:05:42 > 0:05:44is six feet tall with wild, crazy hair
0:05:44 > 0:05:47and a ukulele that doubles as a water gun.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Freddy Spaghetti.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Children's concerts aren't a priority these days.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52You know what is? Sewage.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Pawnee's kids are less important than poop tubes.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I don't know. I mean, what are you going to do?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- That's the way it is. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02If all the parks are closed,
0:06:02 > 0:06:05why not just have the concert in the lot behind my house?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Ann, you devious bastard.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13# Well, the cow goes "moo" and the pig goes "oink"... #
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I've spent the last three hours coming up with a plan.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19I sent up the Bat-Signal for all the people in the Parks Department to join us.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21I told them to be here by eight.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Do you think anybody is going to show up?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25A, yes. B, even if they don't,
0:06:25 > 0:06:27we'll just put the concert on ourselves.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29But C, yes. Yes, they're definitely going to show up.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Although, D, maybe not.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34I think that you need to prepare for the eventuality that no-one...
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- Hello? Hello? - God bless you, Jerry Gergich!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Wow. I never thought I'd hear those words from you.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Hey.- April is here. Move, Jerry.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46April. I didn't think you were going to help.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48I still might not.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Jerry, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
0:06:51 > 0:06:52My doctor just said I should avoid...
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Being a wuss? Yes, I agree.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56So, go out there and get the equipment out of the truck.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59With current and projected deficits,
0:06:59 > 0:07:02we need to cut expenditures by 32%.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Let's make it an even 40. - That's not necessary.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Slash it. Slash it.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I am an official member of a task force
0:07:09 > 0:07:12dedicated to slashing the city budget.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Just saying that gave me a semi.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Right off the bat, we sell City Hall.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Let somebody turn it into a large gas station or a T.J. Maxx.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Ron, that is a very creative idea.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25But we don't want to sell any of our major assets.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28We don't want to lose out on any future revenue streams.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I hear that. Don't worry. I have tons more ideas.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33OK, uh...
0:07:33 > 0:07:34"GUNSHOT"
0:07:34 > 0:07:37So sorry. New ring tone.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Don't cut anything without me. - "GUNSHOT"
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Leslie?
0:07:41 > 0:07:42'I don't care if you hate what we do.'
0:07:42 > 0:07:44I love it enough for both of us.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47We're going to put on the Freddy Spaghetti concert today,
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- five o'clock, on Lot 48. - You can't do that.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52'Watch me. We're going to do this, Ron. With or without you.'
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Hammering away.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Crank it. Hit it. Needs 16 minutes for premium bounce.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03After this, can you go pick up Freddy Spaghetti in your Mercedes?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05We need to give him the star treatment.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Hey. Sorry we're late.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I had to wait on my girlfriend to finish eating breakfast.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Hi. I'm Lucy.- Hi.- Hey.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15We had dinner last night and breakfast this morning.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18What were we doing in-between? Sex stuff.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22- You guys know Tom well, so I don't have to apologise for his behaviour, right?- Right.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24The craziest thing is it's super loud.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28I was on it for five minutes and I can't really hear anything. Am I talking loud right now?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Yeah.- April! Hey! Excuse me.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I called you a gajillion times. Why didn't you call me back?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36I'm so sorry. I was too busy not wanting to talk to you.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37- Huh?- Jerry, what are you doing?
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Leslie asked me to post these around the neighbourhood. - I'll do it.- Really? Wow.- Yes.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43You want some help with that?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45OK, let's talk about Parks and Rec.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46This one is a little complicated.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50I know what will loosen up our brains. Massage train.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I know what you're thinking. It's not that I want a massage.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56I'll be the caboose. And Ron Swanson is the locomotive.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58And thanks to Ron, the services budget
0:08:58 > 0:09:00has already been cut significantly.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02So, seems like the best option is job cuts.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Starting with Leslie Knope.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07No, no, no, no, no.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10If you fire Leslie, you might as well just get rid of the department.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I know how valuable she is, believe me.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13But we've run out of options.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15There are plenty of other options.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18For example, sell the zoo animals.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20OK. To whom?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Cosmetics labs? Weird restaurants?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24I'm just spit-balling here.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25OK, let's switch it up.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28She makes the second-highest salary in the department.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29It will go a long way.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31I'm telling you. It's just not an option.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Ron, focus up, buddy. - Just give me a sec.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Will you just stop and listen to me?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- No.- Fine. I don't want to talk to you, anyways.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Reverse psychiatry.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Fine. What?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I like you.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48In a, you know,
0:09:48 > 0:09:50romantical kind of way.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- You do?- Yes.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Do you...
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- ..like me?- Yes.- Ha!
0:10:01 > 0:10:06So, then, perhaps... shall we go out this evening?
0:10:10 > 0:10:11No.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15I don't think we should see each other.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Damn it. Because you're 21 and I'm 29?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21No. I don't care about that.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24It's because whenever I see you talk to Ann or talk about Ann,
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I feel like you still have feelings for her.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28What? No, I don't. But I don't.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Really, I don't.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Well, I think you do. So... That's a problem for me.
0:10:40 > 0:10:45Because of my libertarian beliefs, Leslie does 95% of the work.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47So you should lay me off.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I'd be proud to be a casualty in this righteous war.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51It's because of your beliefs that we need to keep you.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54You would maintain fiscal responsibility after we're gone.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- I strenuously object. - OK. Well, Ron, we're moving on.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Every department is losing a Leslie Knope.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00No, Ben, they are not.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03No other department has one to begin with.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Right now, she's single-handedly
0:11:05 > 0:11:08putting up some lousy concert for this city's kids.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10She's doing what?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Could someone else massage my shoulders?
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Wow. Looking good.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Yeah. I mean, I wish we had built one of those elevators
0:11:16 > 0:11:18that comes up from under the stage, you know?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- They're coming!- Like a rock arena kind of thing?- They're coming!
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- What?- They're coming. - What's up? What?- Who? The Russians?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26No, the state auditors.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I accidentally told them what you were doing
0:11:28 > 0:11:30in an attempt to save some government jobs.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- It's been a very strange day for me. - OK. Everybody be cool.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- Hey!- Hey!
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Hey!
0:11:35 > 0:11:39All right. Everybody! Everybody! Hey. Ann Perkins. Hi.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- Hi.- Everyone. You are all super amazing.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45You are what makes Pawnee great,
0:11:45 > 0:11:47and I just want to tell you that I am
0:11:47 > 0:11:50totally supportive of your inspiring efforts here today!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52All right. Yeah.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Now, my partner Ben wants to say something.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Yeah, we're shutting this down.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- What?- Damn! That's terrible news!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Surely there has to be a solution, Ben.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- No.- Ben says no. I'm sorry, everyone.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04The concert is cancelled, everybody.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06No. Here's the thing, Ben. It's not cancelled.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08We're putting it on. OK? Because the stage is already built.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Everything was donated for free by local vendors.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Everyone here believes that what we're doing is essential.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Freddy Spaghetti will sing.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Actually, Leslie, I just found out.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Freddy Spaghetti ain't coming.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Freddy Spaghetti may not sing.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28But something much cooler is going to happen.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31I think. Ann?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- OK.- Good job. You should hydrate.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42When we cancelled on him, he took another gig in Eagleton.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44At a library.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46That's literally the worst place I can imagine.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48OK. Guys? We're not giving up on this.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50He's not the only musician in town.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Andy.- I don't know, Leslie. I don't feel like playing right now.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Andy, please, please, please. - I don't even have children's songs.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57My last song I wrote was called Sex Hair.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01Well, just take the word "sex" and change it to "pickle."
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Pickle?
0:13:02 > 0:13:07# You've got pickle hair, baby And you got it from me... #
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- Yeah.- Still sounds like it's about sex.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12I'm in. I've got to grab my guitar from my house. I'll be back shortly! Yeah!
0:13:12 > 0:13:14See, guys? We have a solution.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16And the good news is there's always a solution
0:13:16 > 0:13:18if your motives are pure and your cause is just.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20There's nothing...
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Ow! My arm!
0:13:24 > 0:13:28You have two broken bones in your right arm and four in your hand.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- That's the side that hurts. - How soon until he's better?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34We'll set the fractures, and I'd like to keep him overnight for observation.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Is there any chance you can fix me in the next ten minutes?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Sure, I'll just advance medical science 30 years.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Great. - Can Mouse Rat play without you?
0:13:42 > 0:13:46They tried once. They're called Rat Mouse, and they're awful.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49But you have got to find somebody.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52There's an old saying in show business. "The show must go wrong."
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Everything always goes wrong and you just have to deal with it.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07Hello, Pawnee. I'm Renata Ricotta.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Freddy Spaghetti couldn't make it today.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11He bumped his noodle.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18There was sauce everywhere. It was just streaming out of his face.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20It was really scary.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22All right.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27# If you're happy and you know it Clap your hands
0:14:30 > 0:14:31# If you're happy and you know it...
0:14:31 > 0:14:33# Clap your hands... #
0:14:33 > 0:14:35CHEERING
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Hey, kids! It's me, Freddy Spaghetti!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Hey, I thought you were playing in Eagleton.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44All I know is this guy showed up and made me a much better offer.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47I am all about the money, babe.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51# She cooked an itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie
0:14:51 > 0:14:53# Yellow polka dot linguine
0:14:53 > 0:14:56# That she made for the first time that day... #
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Thank you very much.- Ron Corleone.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02This really attractive woman is my girlfriend, Lucy.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Hello, Lucy.- Hi.- Whoa!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Impressive handshake.- Thanks.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10My father told me a limp handshake was for weak men and communists.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- He hated both.- Well done, Tommy.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Is that bacon on your turkey leg?
0:15:15 > 0:15:16They call it a Swanson.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Wow.
0:15:20 > 0:15:26I brought you your favourite. Every colour of Jell-O.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29The Jell-O rainbow.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Thank you.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Injured Andy. It's kind of like old times, huh?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Yeah.- I almost expect you to call me A-Cakes.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41A-Cakes.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Well, I'm glad you're OK.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Oh, my God. I'm...
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Ohh.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57I'm so sorry. I should not...
0:15:57 > 0:15:59I'm sorry. That was not...
0:16:05 > 0:16:06# Spaghetti
0:16:06 > 0:16:07# Spaghetti
0:16:07 > 0:16:08# Fusilli
0:16:08 > 0:16:09# Fusilli
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- # Egg noodles - Egg noodles... #
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Why did you do this?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Well, I'm not a monster. I want the kids to have their concert.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Mean Ben has a soft spot.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Is that what you guys call me? - No.- Mean Ben?- No, no, no.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Look, this is really great today,
0:16:26 > 0:16:28but there's going to be a lot of pain ahead, Leslie.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- We have to cut 32% of the... - Just... Can you just stop it?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34OK? Just for one moment
0:16:34 > 0:16:39enjoy the fact that you provided a service for people, not a cut.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40A service. And they love it.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- # Macaroni - Macaroni... #
0:16:42 > 0:16:44The biggest service was getting you to stop singing.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- # Linguine - Tetrazzini
0:16:47 > 0:16:48# Tetrazzini... #
0:16:50 > 0:16:51- Hey.- April.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54I just heard. Are you OK?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- Yeah.- Oh, my God.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01Listen, what I said this afternoon was stupid.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04OK? I totally want to go out with you.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Good. I want to be with you.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- That was nice.- That... Yeah.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Here's just one thing, real quick.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29I want to be totally honest with you, because I like you so much.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33- OK.- But two minutes ago, me and Ann did kiss.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- What?- But here's... No, no, no, no.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37It was crazy. She kissed me.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- OK, bye. - Wait, where are you going?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Bye.- No, no, no, no, no! Hey!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Bye.- April. April!- Bye!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Dude, don't even think about kissing me.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- What was your favourite song, Chelsea?- Penne And The Jets.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Me too!- Thank you all so much.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57With all the parks closed, we've been going crazy.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- It's our pleasure.- Come on.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03You guys are the best, most important people
0:18:03 > 0:18:06in the most important government in the best city in the world.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Suck it, Paris, France.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Well, I would say see you tomorrow, but...
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Great job.- Good work, Leslie.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Bye.- See you. - Bye.- See you soon, I hope.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33I liked this a lot better when it was a pit.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Is that weird?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39I'm sorry I called you Mark Brendana-quitz.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Don't ever apologise to me.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I'm serious. If everyone in government were like you
0:18:44 > 0:18:47then I would probably still work there.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- I got you a going-away present. - You did?- Mm-hm.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Here. Red tape. So you'll never forget your roots.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57- That's really nice of you. - Yeah.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Well, I have something for you too.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01You do?
0:19:01 > 0:19:05I sort of threw together some plans for a future park.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I couldn't fit everything in that you wanted,
0:19:09 > 0:19:11like the roller coaster or the shark tank.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14But I think it's a pretty good start.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- Thank you.- You're really welcome.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22But, you know, Pawnee's bankrupt.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26I doubt I'll get to build a park any time soon.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29I wouldn't bet against you.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35- See you around.- Mm-hm.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Morning. - Hi, what are you doing here?
0:19:45 > 0:19:50Ron made me the official Parks and Rec representative for the budget discussions.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- That's only supposed to be... - Essential personnel?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56So, shall we get started? I have so many ideas.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Is this an autographed picture of Jamie Foxx?
0:20:01 > 0:20:04There it is. Thank God.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06So how long is this shutdown going to last?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08No idea. I might have to get a temp job.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Maybe I should start working on my cologne line.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12WHISTLING
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Uh-oh. Check it out. Whenever Ron has sex,
0:20:16 > 0:20:20the next morning, he comes in dressed like Tiger Woods.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- You all set?- Oh, God.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24What? Who is that?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27That is my ex-wife.