0:00:02 > 0:00:03Today we are welcoming a delegation
0:00:03 > 0:00:05from the parks department of our sister city,
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Boraqua, Venezuela.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Our photo op with the mayor is tomorrow at 3PM,
0:00:10 > 0:00:14so I'm going to need your suggestions about my wardrobe ASAP.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16I told you, gold sequin sweatpants.
0:00:16 > 0:00:20Also, remember, everyone, Venezuela is a poor country.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23These men are not used to the wealth
0:00:23 > 0:00:26and flash that we have here in central Indiana.
0:00:26 > 0:00:31Our only job over the next two days is to make these men feel at home.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Yes, I am a little nervous.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Pawnee has kind of a tricky history
0:00:35 > 0:00:37with welcoming foreign visitors.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40But things have changed.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Our guests are going to stay in a motel, for sure.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Oh, God! What if they don't speak English?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08April, you know Spanish, right?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, good. Excellent.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17My mom's Puerto Rican.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20That's why I'm so lively and colourful.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Oh, my God. Here they are.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23OK, everybody, clean up.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Pull your thing up.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Everyone, just be...good. Jerry, hit it.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:29 > 0:01:30LESLIE: 'This is my baby.'
0:01:30 > 0:01:32'I've put this whole trip together,
0:01:32 > 0:01:34'and let me tell you something, it's not been easy, you know?
0:01:34 > 0:01:39'How do you fit all of Pawnee in a 48-hour visit?'
0:01:39 > 0:01:42I had to drop the Rock and Roll Bowling Alley from our itinerary.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47That was one of the most difficult phone calls I've ever had to make.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Hello, most excellent representatives
0:01:49 > 0:01:52of the great Parks Department of Boraqua, Venezuela.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55I am Deputy Director of Parks and Recreation,
0:01:55 > 0:01:56and Chairwoman of the Departmental
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Ad-Hoc Sub-Committee for Pit Beautification, Leslie Knope.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01It's a pleasure to meet you.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02I'm Vice Director Ejecutivo
0:02:02 > 0:02:04del Diputado del Departamento de Parques,
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Raul Alejandro Bastilla Pedro de Veloso de Maldonado.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09I'm Tom.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12These are my colleagues, Antonio Rivera-Fonseca,
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Minister of Small Fountains.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17And Elvis Correja, Administrator of Hedges.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18And he is?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Pay no attention to him.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22He is our intern, Jhonny. He is worthless.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24We are quite tired from our trip.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Could you have your servant collect our bags, please?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- What'd he call me? - Tom, please.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30It's a different culture, OK? Just be a good host. Do this for me?
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Fine.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Yes. We will get our pathetic servant boy
0:02:34 > 0:02:36to fetch your luggage. Go, boy!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Now, I know you gentlemen had a long flight,
0:02:39 > 0:02:42but I have prepared a welcome party in your honour.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Excellent. I like to party.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Well, my job is to see to your every need.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Do we just select the woman we desire?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53I will take the large black one.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54- Interesting choice. - What?
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Do you have some kind of book with photos of the women available to us?
0:02:58 > 0:03:02If not, I will also take the sexy black one.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05I am not surprised at all. I've been to South America.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07I did very well there.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10I think there might've been a translation problem.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13When I said party, I meant one that did not include sex for pay.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16But one that had food and drink and dancing, that sort of thing.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18So, no women?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20No.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Off to kind of a weird start.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25We have so much to learn from each other.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27What kind of birds do you guys eat?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Chickens.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Us, too! Amazing.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33What is this?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Water, I'm sorry. Agua.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39In our country, government officials drink only bottled water.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I can assure you that that water's very safe to drink.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44No. Bottled, please.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Send the boy.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Tom, go get water.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Leslie, come on!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50For your troubles.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52You got it, chief!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Hey, April, can you help me out a second...
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Go away, Jerry.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10OK.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17GASPS AND CAMERA CLICKS
0:04:17 > 0:04:20This is a gold plated replica of the gun Hugo Chavez used
0:04:20 > 0:04:24in the 1992 Socialist Revolution.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25It is a gift.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26This gun truly symbolizes
0:04:26 > 0:04:30the blossoming peace between our two nations.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32APPLAUSE
0:04:32 > 0:04:34'A key aspect to diplomacy is gift-giving.'
0:04:34 > 0:04:38The gift has to be nice enough to honour and respect the guest,
0:04:38 > 0:04:40but not so nice that it shames him.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Plus, it needs to represent the local culture.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44And I found the perfect thing.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48A bottle of high-fructose corn syrup,
0:04:48 > 0:04:50made right here in Pawnee's own Sweetums factory.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Sweetums! If you can't beat 'em, Sweetums! Since 1891.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57And eight and a half dozen rubber baby bottle nipples,
0:04:57 > 0:04:59also made here in Pawnee.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Kernston's Rubber Nipples. Tastes like the real thing.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06APPLAUSE
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Yes. And we too are pleased to be here in your dirty alleyway.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17We thank you for the container of sap, and the bag of garbage.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18His English isn't perfect,
0:05:18 > 0:05:21so I don't think he realises how insulting he's being.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24We're also sister cities with Kaesong, North Korea.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Their town is far nicer.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29That's fine, it's my job. I'm a diplomat.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I'm not supposed to take it personally.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33We haven't been here for a very long time,
0:05:33 > 0:05:34but what we have seen is,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37really, from the bottom of our hearts, truly depressing.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Really, really sad stuff.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I mean, that's why people respect Hillary Clinton so much.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Cos nobody takes a punch like her.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47She's the strongest, smartest punching bag in the world.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50It's funny because Antonio said to me, "Can we turn this car around
0:05:50 > 0:05:53"and say we're sick or something, or that we lost our way?"
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Of course, that would be rude to you.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57What is your profession?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59I'm a city planner.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02This city was planned?! HE SNIGGERS
0:06:02 > 0:06:05On the drive in, I saw a tattoo parlour next to a school,
0:06:05 > 0:06:07next to a Taco Bell.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10It looks like it was designed by a very stupid rodent.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11He's actually a pretty smart rodent.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Oh! - Ah!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16You have a quick wit.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19You know what? I've changed my mind, I will have you for the evening.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Oh, boy (!)
0:06:21 > 0:06:23MARK: She'll get back to you on that.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Politically, no, I don't support Chavez.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29I despise him and everything that he does.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34On the other hand, this is a pretty sweet-ass gun.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38The banana you wanted, senor.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Ah! Finally. You peel.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42What?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44With your hands, you peel the banana.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49OK! Let's get started, shall we?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I have a full day of activities planned.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I would like to see where the children are fed the sweeteners.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55A restaurant?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57American children are fattened more efficiently
0:06:57 > 0:06:58than any other children in the world.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I mean, they're like little basketballs.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03I mean, they're huge, little porkers.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04OK.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06This is our thermometer!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09I'm trying to turn a giant dirt pit into a community park.
0:07:09 > 0:07:14But I need 35,000, and the city doesn't have enough money in its budget.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I do not understand.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18You've never had a budget shortage?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20THEY SNIGGER
0:07:22 > 0:07:23No.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Venezuela is blessed with massive oil reserves.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Massive, I mean, tremendous, like, you would not believe.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Hmm.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33The state sells the oil, and keeps all the money,
0:07:33 > 0:07:35and we build whatever we want.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Wow, well. Now, I do not understand.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41SHE LAUGHS WEAKLY
0:07:43 > 0:07:46I feel my English was very clear. Shall I repeat?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Venezuela, Venezuela, my country,
0:07:49 > 0:07:53has a lot of oil. Oil is food for cars.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55The Venezuelans are a very confident people.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59OK, look, I know these guys didn't turn out to be exactly
0:07:59 > 0:08:00how we thought they would be.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03You said they might not know what toilet paper is.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06I'm calling an audible. We can't be humble anymore.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08What we're going to do is, we're going to take them to our best park
0:08:08 > 0:08:10and we're going to blow their socks off.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Yeah, I don't think that's going to blow their socks off.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Fine, we'll go further. We'll take them to Chicago
0:08:14 > 0:08:17and pretend it's part of Pawnee. Or New York. Or London!
0:08:17 > 0:08:18No, wait, the money's different there.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21They'll figure it out. OK, never mind. We'll go to the park.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Everybody doing OK back there? Comfortable?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Well, the motel we're putting you up in is really nice.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34You can watch TBS. Do you have TBS in Venezuela?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I have everything in Venezuela.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39I have four satellite dishes on my estate.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41We get 14,000 channels.
0:08:41 > 0:08:4414 THOUSAND.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I already know who wins Project Runway.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Wow. I'm coming over to your house then.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51I see what you're getting at, but no, thank you.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I am still primarily interested in the large black woman.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55N-n...
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Here we are! Take it in, boys.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02This is an embarrassment to America.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03I'm sorry?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05You are right to want to correct this.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Correct what?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09This is the giant pit of dirt you were telling us about, is it not?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11The one you want to turn into a park?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14No, no. This is already a park.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16And it's one of our best-loved parks.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Why are the trees so small?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20They're not THAT small.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Besides, size doesn't matter.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Yes, it does. Our trees are huge.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27We build tunnels through them.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44The parks in Boraqua are far superior.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46The park in my hometown, El Parque del Este,
0:09:46 > 0:09:49we have a monorail, and we have an aquarium,
0:09:49 > 0:09:52and we have the Jaripa Amphitheatre. It's huge.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Lady Gaga played there last week.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Great. Well, we don't have Lady Gaga.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58And I don't think she's going to come here
0:09:58 > 0:10:01unless her career takes a very bad turn.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05But we have something more beautiful than Lady Gaga. Democracy.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06'I'm going to show you an example of that.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09'Let's go to a town hall meeting.'
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Elvis, Oh Henry!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Raul, Butterfinger.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Antonio, Nestle Crunch with the crispy rice removed.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Weird choice, but for you, I got it done.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Gracias, senor.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Gracias.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28'I find it incredibly demeaning.'
0:10:28 > 0:10:29But guess what?
0:10:29 > 0:10:30# Cash money!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33# I'm gonna make it rain! #
0:10:34 > 0:10:36I'm just going to pick that up real quick.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39So, are you guys ready? We're about to start.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41This is where you have your meetings?
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Well, the location rotates.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Sometimes we have them on the volleyball courts.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47THEY SNIGGER
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Where do you hold your meetings?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Well, now that you ask,
0:10:50 > 0:10:52we usually rotate as well between different fortresses
0:10:52 > 0:10:54and citadels, and palaces.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Hmm. We don't need palaces.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00The ideas are what shine in our meetings.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02What are you?! Some kind of moron?!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Why don't you have hand dryers in the park bathrooms?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08They're so much more sanitary than paper towels!
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Anyone knows that!
0:11:09 > 0:11:13My dog went to one of your parks and ate another dog's faeces.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15And I'm going to sue you for that.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- How do you like it? - No!
0:11:17 > 0:11:19How do you like that?!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Now imagine you're holding coffee.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23'This is outrageous.'
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Where are the armed men who come in to take the protesters away?
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Where are they?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29This kind of behaviour is never tolerated in Boraqua.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32You shout like that, they put you in jail.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Right away. No trial, no nothing.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Journalists? We have a special jail for journalists.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39You're stealing? Right to jail.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42You're playing music too loud? Right to jail. Right away.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44You're driving too fast? Jail. Slow? Jail.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47You're charging too high prices for sweaters,
0:11:47 > 0:11:49glasses, you right to jail.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52You undercook fish, believe it or not, jail.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55You overcook chicken, also jail.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Undercook, overcook.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up?
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Believe it or not, jail, right away.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03We have the best patients in the world, because of jail.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Well, it was tough going, but it was lively.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09What did you think of the open forum?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12This meeting of ugly people yelling? It is like torture.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14That's one perspective.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17In Boraqua, the government moves like a hot knife through butter.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Not as this here, listening to people yelling,
0:12:19 > 0:12:21these fat faces turning all red?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Are you kidding me? We're like kings!
0:12:23 > 0:12:26We walk down the street and they treat us like rock stars.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28We answer to nobody.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32In a true Democracy, we believe that the input of our citizens
0:12:32 > 0:12:34is extremely valuable.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Hey! These pretzels suck!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Thank you. See?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42No wonder nothing ever gets done in this country.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Really? Nothing gets done?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Tell that to the Golden Gate Bridge.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Or American Idol. Or the moon!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Oh, wait, you can't, Cos you've never been there.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Look, this is not personal.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55We just think that you are weak and your city is disgusting.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59I think you're rude. And I think you've been rude since you came here.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04And I think that your medals are stupid and your uniform is lame,
0:13:04 > 0:13:06and you guys want to marry Hugo Chavez!
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Hey! Do not disrespect Chavez.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Stupid Chavez.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13I just told you not to disrespect him.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Good, I just did.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- That's twice. - I don't like Chavez.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Yes, you do. And do not disrespect him.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- No, I don't! - Yes, you do!
0:13:19 > 0:13:20No, I don't, Raul!
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Look, if you don't like it here, then go, OK, Raul?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Great. - Good. Shut up.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29We're shutting up, yeah. And we'll go.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Vamos.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Those are our pens. - Right.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- We don't even need them. - Great, then don't take them.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36We didn't.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41They started it.
0:13:41 > 0:13:46Look, those guys were rude, arrogant, narrow-minded, class-A jerks.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Now, I may have lost my cool, but they deserved it.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51OK. I'll call the mayor and cancel the photo op.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- No! Don't do that! - OK.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Then call the Venezuelans and apologise.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58No, they were rude, arrogant, narrow-minded, class-A jerks!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01OK. Then I'll call the mayor and cancel the photo op.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03No!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Do you see the problem here?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Yes! But I don't want to!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09LESLIE: 'Yesterday I was tough and direct,
0:14:09 > 0:14:11and today I have to be charming.'
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Thank you!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14'Basically, yesterday I was Hillary Clinton, and today I'm Bill.'
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Gracias!
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Can I get anyone anything to drink before we start?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Coffee? Brandy? - I'd love some coffee.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Anything, guys?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Some nuts? - I'll have some nuts.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24- Gummi Bears? - Sure.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Apple crisps? - Yeah.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27- Granola bars? - I'll take those.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Nothing? Sure?
0:14:29 > 0:14:32OK. I'll be right out there if you need me.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Well, Raul, gentlemen, thank you for coming.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Well, I would just like to first say,
0:14:37 > 0:14:39I am so sorry for blowing up yesterday.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41It was completely uncalled for.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Well, we are sorry as well.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45We were very tired from our long journey.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Also, we were a bit jealous.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Our colleagues from Caracas are visiting their sister city of Miami.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Yeah. They've been partying with Dwyane Wade.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56They sent us all these photos and QuickTime files.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59I mean, you have to see this place Miami. Just gorgeous, everything.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01There's so much soul and life everywhere!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Every little tiny street, so much culture and history!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06And the cars! People really take care of their cars there.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08You notice that and they're a little older,
0:15:08 > 0:15:09but still just beautiful.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Really, really nice.
0:15:11 > 0:15:16And the food, so spicy and wonderful. We could not even believe it.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19But Pawnee is really good as well.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Yes. In any case, I made a few phone calls,
0:15:22 > 0:15:26and the government of Venezuela has authorised
0:15:27 > 0:15:30a special gift for you.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34HE CHUCKLES
0:15:36 > 0:15:3735,000?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Yes, it is to fill your pit to start to build a park.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44No, no, we can't take this.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Yes, yes, yes. Please. We will see you later today at the photo opportunity.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50And I think we're good here. No?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Somos todos bien? - Bueno
0:15:52 > 0:15:55OK. OK, gracias.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Good meeting.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02I don't know. Maybe I should return the money.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04It's from a foreign government, I don't really trust these guys.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- I'm going to return the money. - Are you crazy?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08You could buy a low-end Lexus with that money.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Or, you could build a park with that money.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Let's look at the pros and cons.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Pro, we could fill in the pit and build a park.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Con, we might be filling it in with dirty money.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Pro, 35,000 worth of dirty money.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Con, not quite sure why that's a pro.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Pro, we can fill in the pit.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Con, Ann already said that.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Ugh! Pro and con never works!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Pro, yes, it does!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Ugh...I don't...Ugh!
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Fine. Fine. We'll keep the money. OK?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Everybody happy? Jerry, are you happy?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38- What did I do? - Meeting adjourned, Jerry!
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Can I just say, I still feel kind of weird about this money.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17OK. Look, I know they've given you a hard time.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19When the mayor gets here, we'll do the photo op,
0:17:19 > 0:17:22they'll be out of our hair, you'll get to build your park.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Ah! Leslie! Hello.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Raul. The mayor will be with us in just a few minutes.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29If you don't mind, we would like to take
0:17:29 > 0:17:31a video of you to show our superiors.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32OK, sure.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Do you have the cheque that we gave to you?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Ah, yes, I do.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38OK, you're going to show it to the camera
0:17:38 > 0:17:41and say how much it is and what it is for.
0:17:42 > 0:17:47OK, this is a cheque for 35,000 and it is to build a park.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48How generous!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Yes, it's really generous.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Now say, "Viva Venezuela!"
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Viva Venezuela!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Viva Chavez!
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Thank you, Venezuela!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00"Viva Chavez!" Say it!
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Aw, come on.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I don't want to "Viva" that guy.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08We just gave you 35,000. That's worth one "Viva!"
0:18:15 > 0:18:17SHE WHISPERS Viva Chavez.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Yes! Viva Chavez!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Gracias!
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Yeah.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25THEY TALK AMONGST THEMSELVES IN SPANISH
0:18:25 > 0:18:26What is he saying?
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Um...
0:18:29 > 0:18:30They are very happy.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34They say Hugo Chavez will love this video
0:18:34 > 0:18:37because it is another success for their committee.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Committee?
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Yeah.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44They're a Committee to Humiliate and Shame America.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46It will be a good video.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49The Committee to Humiliate and Shame America?
0:18:49 > 0:18:54Yes. It is Hugo Chavez's passion project. And we just had an idea.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Why don't you call the park after Chavez?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58You know, you call it Hugo Chavez Park.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01And you can have a nice, big fountain of his head,
0:19:01 > 0:19:03so that when the water is coming out
0:19:03 > 0:19:05he is spitting at you all the time.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08You should write this down.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Viva America! Viva Pawnee!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Viva Mayor Walter Gunderson!
0:19:17 > 0:19:18You have offended us!
0:19:18 > 0:19:21You have offended the government of Boraqua!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24You are no longer our sister.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Vamanos, rapido.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28LESLIE: 'No, America is not perfect.'
0:19:30 > 0:19:34'But diplomacy isn't just sucking up and being a pushover.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36'Sometimes you got to get tough.'
0:19:36 > 0:19:41I am going to build that park myself, and it is going to be awesome.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45And it's not going to have a fountain shaped like Hugo Chavez's head
0:19:45 > 0:19:47spitting water all over everyone.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Unless that's what the people want.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52And that, sir, is democracy.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Leslie, come see this!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Check out this video April sent me.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02'Hey, guys. I'm at Jhonny's place in Venezuela.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06'It's OK, I guess. He has, like, five million rooms.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08- 'And this is only his guesthouse.' - Holy cow!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10'There's a lot of guys with guns here.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13'It's better than my mom's house, I guess.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16'So tell Leslie I don't know when I'm going to be back.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18'Oh, and Donna's here.'
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Hey, guys! Hola!