0:00:02 > 0:00:03SPEAKERPHONE: "We noticed abnormal activity on your credit card.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05"We need you to confirm or deny some recent charges."
0:00:05 > 0:00:07OK. Thank you.
0:00:07 > 0:00:08"20 to Netflix?"
0:00:08 > 0:00:09Yeah.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11"20 to Blockbuster Online?"
0:00:11 > 0:00:12Both?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15I needed all 11 disks of Gossip Girl at the same time.
0:00:15 > 0:00:20"120 in tuition to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?"
0:00:21 > 0:00:25They give you a little wand, and a diploma. It's fun.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- What did you major in? - Potions.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30I'm going to take you off speakerphone. Go ahead.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32"Jessica Simpson clip-in hair extensions?"
0:00:32 > 0:00:34No. OK... Um, I wore those once.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37It was a money-back guarantee, but I forgot to return them.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39"Man Pillow - the pillow shaped like a man?"
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Oh, God.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42"Also something called Bucket of Cake."
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Yeah, you know, I think someone definitely stole my credit card. So why don't you just cancel it?
0:00:46 > 0:00:47"Do you want to hear what else they purchased?"
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- Yes! - No. You don't have to refund.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Just cancel the credit card and we'll all go on with our lives. Thank you.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55So, what does a Man Pillow look like?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Daniel Craig.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00It's for my lower back.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22My name is Keef, and I am your friend.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Are you guys my friends?
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Yeah.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28All right! Awesome!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30It is playground time!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Well, we're here in Eagleton. It's two towns over.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37And we're all volunteering for Kaboom,
0:01:37 > 0:01:40a service organisation that says it builds a playground in a day.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42High five! High five! High five!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44I never trust anything that comes that quickly.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45I won't eat Minute Rice.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49So this whole "build a playground in a day" thing,
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- That's just a slogan, right? - Nope. One day, 24 hours.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Keef, that is so incredible. I mean, I work in Parks,
0:01:55 > 0:01:58and I know how hard it is to get something done.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Not if you have the Kaboom spirit.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02You can look at a problem, and you can either go,
0:02:02 > 0:02:04"Oh, this is a problem" or you can kaboom,
0:02:04 > 0:02:07blow it up and turn it into something great.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09You literally kaboom the problem.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Come on, people! I see more ground than playground!
0:02:14 > 0:02:15- Kaboom. - Don't do that.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17One, two, three.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Man, this is tough.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Yeah, but just think of all the kids that'll swing on this swing,
0:02:22 > 0:02:25fat kids, skinny kids, brainiacs, sluts,
0:02:25 > 0:02:28the gay drama kids, goths, jocks, the alternative crowd.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Mmm-hmm.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Hey, Leslie. Hi.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Whoa. Ann.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34What are you doing here?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Oh! I'm volunteering. I love to volunteer.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40The key to volunteering?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43A lot of pockets. For putting all the food in.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45The Red Cross has amazing cookies.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I go there all the time. Meals On Wheels was a bonanza.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Suicide Hotline, surprisingly lame spread.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59I thought I'd give back to those less fortunate than myself.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- You live in a pit. - Not any more.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Living with the drummer of my band.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08Living indoors. Pretty cool. Not to brag. Kind of hard not to.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Anyhow, got to go,
0:03:09 > 0:03:11me and an old Asian lady are double-teaming some monkey bars.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12So...
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Hey, look. I got a remote control and I'm controlling you.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Go faster. Go faster. Go faster, Ron's the master.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Well. You have been officially kaboomed.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Whoa. Look at you two and your big kabooms.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Great job. I got gifts.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Oh! - There you go, for you.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36- And one more for you. - Thank you.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38So, you guys gonna join us tomorrow in Muncie?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42No, I wish, but back to the real world.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44At least you guys will be kabooming somewhere, right?
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Remember, you take a man kabooming, he kabooms for a day.
0:03:48 > 0:03:53But you teach a man how to kaboom - kaboom, kaboom, kaboom.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Oh, I'm so pumped. Feel I could take on the world.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00I could prep, like, a thousand diagnostic tests.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- In an hour! - That's the spirit.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05There it is, the pit.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Hmm.- There's something I wish I could kaboom.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Well, we are. It's just a slow-boom.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14A slower, more deliberate kaboom.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Yeah. Totally.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16- See you tomorrow. - OK.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27You know what this mess is?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29This is a list of things we have to complete
0:04:29 > 0:04:32before we fill in the pit behind Ann's house.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35You know what this is? This is a kaboomer.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Jerry, did you use permanent marker again?
0:04:44 > 0:04:45I'm sorry, guys, I...
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- I just grabbed the wrong... - This is a big...
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- I grabbed the wrong... - Open very big, Jerry.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50OK. Forget it. Let's all pretend Jerry wasn't born.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53And this is clean.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56How do we speed up the process?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59How do we...kaboom it?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Rules, codes, permits, red tape.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I never realised how frustrating it is to be in the government.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07In my next life, I'm going into private industry.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Maybe strip mining.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13OK, everybody take out their thinking caps and rip them up.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Then take out your doing caps, cos we're gonna do something today.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21I've a couple of doing-caps in my wallet. I call 'em condoms.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Come on, Tom. Focus, please.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25How do we cut through the red tape and get this pit filled in? Ideas?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27We need to cut through the red tape, and get the pit filled in.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Yes, Tom. Good. OK, everybody else needs to participate.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Come on, guys. These suggestions aren't gonna suggest themselves.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Yes, Jerry.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37This idea better be good.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Ann? - I support you.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Good.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45You could petition to expedite the Architecture Review Board process.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Mark, buddy, you're not listening to me.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51I want to kaboom it. OK?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Can I talk to you outside really quick?
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Sure.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Mark's gonna help me, so thanks for nothing, Jerry.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Good job, Ann.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- So you really want to get this pit filled in?- Yes.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02And you'll do whatever it takes?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Mark, I am so sick of moving like a slug.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I want to move like a cheetah.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Or a slug driving a remote controlled car.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Something more plausible than that, but fast.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Would you break the rules?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I won't murder.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19That's good to know. But it's actually very simple.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21If you want to fill in the pit, just go fill it in.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oh, I like that. OK, wow.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30So who gives me the go-ahead to not ask for permission
0:06:30 > 0:06:31but ask for forgiveness? Is it Ron?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33No, no. No. It's nobody. It's nobody, it's you.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36You have to be bold.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37OK.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38OK, look.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40You want to get the pit filled in?
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Go rent a bulldozer and fill in the freaking pit.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Hey.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50What's up?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Say you had a friend who wanted to do something good,
0:06:52 > 0:06:54but a little risky, and she was kind of nervous about it,
0:06:54 > 0:06:58and this friend is me. What should I do?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Mmm. You should do it, and you should ask your friend to help you,
0:07:01 > 0:07:04because your friend totally has your back. And that friend is me.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05You'll help me?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Of course, I'll do anything I can to help.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Let's do it.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11OK.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13What are we doing? Is it dangerous?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15We're not gonna murder anyone.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19It was crazy. I didn't get a single permit. Nobody stamped anything.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22All I did was order a backhoe, and it came with a guy who runs it.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I've never rented a guy before.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28I wish I knew about that during prom.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30There was a girl at my prom who was known as "the back ho."
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Mary Dunbar. She'd let anyone massage her back.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I'm so excited we're doing this.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36And we're doing it without permission.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38We're giving ourselves permission.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Look, I had these hard hats made.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Check it out - Kick, Ass.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- I'll take that one. - OK.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Oh, my God, Ann, this is so cool!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47- Do you feel giddy? - Yeah.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49I'm so proud of us.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Miss Montague, you ready?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55I didn't want to tell him my real name, you know?
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Yeah.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00First, speech. Is important moment here.
0:08:01 > 0:08:06We are about to fill this hole now, not with dirt,
0:08:06 > 0:08:09but with the courage of a thousand lions
0:08:09 > 0:08:11and the solemn memory of all of our friends
0:08:11 > 0:08:14who have fallen in this cursed hole.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Dump it!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Ugh! What the...- BLEEP- ?
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Andy?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31I'm OK.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Oh, God.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Oh, my God.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38MONITOR ALARM
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Oh!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44That beeping was sure annoying, but this is even more annoying.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45I'll handle this.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47The monitor is not a toy, Andy.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Anything is a toy if you play with it.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I'll chalk that up to your concussion.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55The good news is your CAT scan's clear.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Cool.- Andy, I'm really happy you're OK.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Leslie was worried, too.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03We should've checked before to see if you were home.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Oh, no, I told you. I moved out of the pit.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I just had to go back because I forgot my headphones.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Then I laid down on this really comfy tarp,
0:09:08 > 0:09:12I saw an old cereal box I hadn't read before, so I must've drifted off.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Next thing you know...
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Dirt.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Scooch up for one sec.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23And back down. There you go.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Ah!
0:09:24 > 0:09:29That is perfect. It's like I'm lying in a cloud.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31This is awesome.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Ann and Andy, just like old times.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38The pit works in mysterious ways.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44I'm sorry about Andy, but I'm not sorry about what I did.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46What's my crime? I got bold?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- And a little negligent? - Knope!
0:09:50 > 0:09:51My office! Now!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Hey. Can I smoke in here?
0:09:55 > 0:09:56You don't smoke.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Just asking if I can.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Are you high?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I'm high on kaboom.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06That's right. You never did ask me for permission, did you?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Well, I'm sorry to burst your ka-bubble,
0:10:08 > 0:10:13but I just had my ass ka-handed to me by the City Manager.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15And now this entire department is ka-screwed.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Ron, I'm so, so, so sorry.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- What the ka-- BLEEP- were you thinking?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I would prefer that she ask me for my permission
0:10:25 > 0:10:26so I can say no.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28I like saying no.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31It lowers their enthusiasm.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Hello.- So, I brought you some clean clothes
0:10:35 > 0:10:37that I found at my house.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Oh, my God. My sexy sweater.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41It has a hole cut out over the bicep. Thank you.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42No problem.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46No, A-Cakes, seriously, thank you.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48You're welcome.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50No. Thank you.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54No, no, no, no, no. What... What are you...
0:10:54 > 0:10:56What do you think is happening right now?
0:10:56 > 0:11:01A tragic accident reignited feelings you thought were long dead,
0:11:01 > 0:11:03and we are finally back together.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Andy, we're not back together.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09You know that I'm kind of with Mark now.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Oh, God. Is that still happening?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14I don't get it. What does he have that I don't have?
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Are you serious?
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Yeah.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Everything. He has, literally, everything you don't have.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24A job, a car, a steady income, an address,
0:11:24 > 0:11:27a second pair of shoes, table manners,
0:11:27 > 0:11:31the ability to say "tampon" without giggling.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Mark has his life together.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I'll get you a different nurse.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43It's awful what happened to Andy.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46But sometimes when you make an omelette, you got to break a few eggs.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49What's the alternative? No omelettes at all?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Who wants to live in that kind of world?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Miss Knope? Miss Knope.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Hi. Scott Braddock, City Attorney.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Hey, Scott. I didn't know that you were friends with Andy.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I never met him.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06What I do know is that he could sue us at the drop of a hat.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I mean, right now, he's the most dangerous man in Pawnee.
0:12:09 > 0:12:14Is that all you lawyers think about? Lawsuits, and laws and legalese?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Yes. - Yeah, well, you can relax.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19All I'm gonna do is go in and just say,
0:12:19 > 0:12:21"We are so sorry, it's entirely our fault..."
0:12:21 > 0:12:23No, no, no, no. You can't say any of that.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26It admits liability. You can't say "I'm sorry," or "I apologise."
0:12:26 > 0:12:27It implies guilt.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30That's insane. I have to apologise.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31- Andy was a victim... - Can't say "victim."
0:12:31 > 0:12:33..of an extremely unfortunate situation.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Can't say "unfortunate," and you can't say "situation."
0:12:35 > 0:12:37I can't say the word "situation"?
0:12:37 > 0:12:38No. It implies there was a situation.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Can I give him the pig?
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Yeah, the pig's fine.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Hi, Andy. - Hi, Leslie.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I got this for you. Hope you squeal better.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Aw!
0:12:56 > 0:12:57This is my friend Scott.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Hi, Scott.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Mmm-hmm.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Andy, I just wanted to say, I am so, so...
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Filled with emotions, as any person would.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12What?
0:13:12 > 0:13:13No miming.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Uh...
0:13:15 > 0:13:17You were in the pit.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18We're not conceding that point.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20You were in a place.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23We're both here now.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- The government... - No, no. No.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27We got to go. What?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Let's go. - Why?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Wendell Adams. I'm Andrew's attorney.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Andy, no.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- It's my only option. - Andy, stop.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37I've advised my client not to speak with you.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39He's suing the City of Pawnee.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Andy, you're suing your hometown?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Andy, no.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Look, can we just talk about this? - Leslie, no.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- This is terrible. - Don't say "terrible."
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Don't look back.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53PIG MAKES STRANGE NOISES
0:13:53 > 0:13:55RINGING TONE
0:13:55 > 0:13:56"Hello?"
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Andy, it's Leslie.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59"Hello?"
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Hello? Andy, it's Leslie.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- "Psych! Leave a message after the beep.- (BEEP)"
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Andy, it's Leslie. Look.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08What did you mean when you said it's your only option?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I think we should talk. Without lawyers present.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14If you wanna meet, just put a white chalk "X"
0:14:14 > 0:14:17on the mailbox across the street from City Hall.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Or call me back. Just call me back.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Andy, why aren't you returning my calls?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Is it because of your lawyer? It's because of your lawyer.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30- (MIMICS OLDER WOMAN)- Hey, Andy, it's your aunt, your mom or dad's sister.
0:14:30 > 0:14:35I don't know how to tell you this but your uncle has passed.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39He's with Jesus now.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43So we're having a memorial in 30 minutes at City Hall.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Free guitars at City Hall! Everybody run!
0:14:47 > 0:14:53- (ROBOTIC VOICE)- Because of a local disaster, you...Andy Dwyer...
0:14:53 > 0:14:58must go to the evacuation centre at...Pawnee City Hall.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Hmm. That was weird.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05How long have you been there?
0:15:06 > 0:15:10I promise that Andy isn't suing just for the money.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Leslie, the man lived in a pit. OK?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14He couldn't find a place to live on the Earth's surface,
0:15:14 > 0:15:16so he went under the ground.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18You're dealing with a grown man who thinks like a gopher.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22I feel like if I could get past the lawyers and find out what's really going on,
0:15:22 > 0:15:24I think I could get him to drop the lawsuit.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- ANDY: "Ann, is that you?" - Hey.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35We need to talk somewhere private.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Oh!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Baby, I'm back.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Thank you so...
0:15:42 > 0:15:43- Why are you naked? - Oh!
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Well, because of what you said. We're getting back together.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47- No, we're not! - Yes, we are.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49You should've heard the super sexy stuff she was saying to me.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52I said, "Hey, Andy. It's Ann. Can we talk at my house?"
0:15:52 > 0:15:53That's not how you said it. You were like,
0:15:53 > 0:15:57"Hey, Andy. It's Ann. Can you talk at my house?"
0:15:57 > 0:16:00My God, you are such a baby. Ugh! Literally.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Big, naked baby. Put clothes on.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06You know what? I should have seen this coming.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Has he showed up naked before?
0:16:07 > 0:16:12Oh, yeah. Anniversaries, birthdays, holidays. Good luck.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Where are you... Hey, Ann. Just...
0:16:14 > 0:16:16None of your clothes fit me.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18So I'm putting an apron over the front stuff.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Is she gone?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24What did you mean when you said this was your only option?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Well, I'm completely broke,
0:16:26 > 0:16:29and my lawyer said it could be worth upwards of 100,000.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31I just can't believe that you're suing just for the money.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34I want Ann back, and she said she really needs a guy with a lot of money.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36That doesn't sound like Ann.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Well, I can't really do her voice,
0:16:37 > 0:16:40but she said she likes Mark because he's a grown-up with a bank account.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41I put two and two together -
0:16:41 > 0:16:44100,000, I could probably get a bank account.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Sometimes, I think the right thing to do is to not take shortcuts.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I mean, look, I tried to fill in the pit, that didn't work either.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Fine. I'll get a job.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Ann will respect that.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00I can make six bucks a day playing guitar on the street.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- I can't make six bucks a day. - Wait a second.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I know I just said that maybe shortcuts are bad,
0:17:06 > 0:17:09but I kind of just thought of an awesome shortcut.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Mr Dwyer, we're very happy that you're dropping the suit.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Yeah, it's really terrific.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- I have my conditions. - No. Never.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18I will not negotiate with greedy street people.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Wait, Leslie. Let's hear him out.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22We planned this.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Ka-chick... Kaboom!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27All right. What's it gonna take?
0:17:27 > 0:17:31One, I want that pit filled in, sir!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Is there a two?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42A guaranteed starting spot
0:17:42 > 0:17:46in the Indianapolis Colts, inside linebacker.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Well, we can't accomplish that.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53I think that Andy seems like he doesn't care so much
0:17:53 > 0:17:55about the second one,
0:17:55 > 0:18:00and he would be fine with us just filling in the pit.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02What do you say, Scott?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Yeah. Eventually, we're gonna fill in the pit.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07"Eventually"?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I've already been injured in that thing twice.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13And I could fall in ten more times by "eventually."
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Every time I walk past that pit,
0:18:14 > 0:18:18I'm forced to relive the most traumatic two separate days of my life,
0:18:18 > 0:18:20and wanna sue you again.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Well, I hate to say it,
0:18:24 > 0:18:28but it really seems like Andy has us over a barrel here, Scott.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Yeah.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35This is really happening. I just can't believe it.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Oh, sorry. Usually, in these situations, a person says "pinch me."
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Is that Andy?
0:18:46 > 0:18:51Ah, yeah. Just one of his conditions for the settlement, I guess.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52- He settled? - Yup.
0:18:53 > 0:18:58Gave up 100,000 probably just for one thing,
0:18:58 > 0:19:00the city fill in the pit behind your house.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Why?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Who knows?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Who knows why that gopher does what he does?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08You always hated this pit!
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Goodbye, pit. Hello, lot.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19How does taking risks make me feel?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Amazing.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26Tingling sensation throughout my whole body. I feel flushed.
0:19:27 > 0:19:32My muscles are relaxed, yet I feel awake. Just waves of pleasure.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38I wish there was something physical that could make me feel this way.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Wow, you did it.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- There's so much more to do. - My God, we're so close.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Yeah.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I'm gonna call Kaboom, and check on their availability for next year.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Great.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Information.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Hi, yes, I'd like the number for Kaboom,
0:19:54 > 0:19:56the national playground building charity.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59I hope they can work us in.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Sorry, there's no listing for that name.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02What? Are you sure?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Kaboom is a word I made up. It's not in any dictionary.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08I trick people into building playgrounds
0:20:08 > 0:20:10on empty lots in their neighbourhoods.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12It's an elaborate prank. For my next prank,
0:20:12 > 0:20:16I'm going to build a hospital in a poor part of China.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17They'll never see it coming!