Greg Pikitis

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0:00:13 > 0:00:15Greg Pikitis.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17You're the Parks lady, right?

0:00:17 > 0:00:19- Yeah, that's right. - I'm the Parks lady.

0:00:19 > 0:00:23Leslie Knope. And I'm here to tell you that this year it ends.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25'Ugh, this kid makes me crazy.'

0:00:25 > 0:00:27We got a history, Greg and I.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30He absolutely terrorises the Parks system.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Every Halloween, someone defaces the statue

0:00:33 > 0:00:35of Mayor Percy in Ramsett Park.

0:00:35 > 0:00:39And I know it's Greg Pikitis, but I've never been able to prove it.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41He's like an invisible, adolescent,

0:00:41 > 0:00:44James Bond super villain criminal mastermind.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49Or maybe someone else is doing it, but I really feel like it's this kid.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52I've got the entire Parks Department watching you,

0:00:52 > 0:00:54my boyfriend's a cop, so don't even try it.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- I don't know what you're talking about.- Oh, I think you do.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00It ends today, Pikitis. It ends.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03To...day.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Thanks for stopping by, Leslie. You look great.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Thank you. Ends today.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Hey, Parks Department.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Yay, Ann's here.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40Uh, just to remind you, tonight, 7.00, my house, in costume.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Everybody in?

0:01:42 > 0:01:43- Yeah.- Hm.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Cool. OK.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Halloween is my favourite holiday, it's just the best.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50And I don't have to work.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Hey, slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens,

0:01:53 > 0:01:55pump your own stomachs this year.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Oh, one more thing, the people in this room now

0:01:58 > 0:02:03are the people I invited, plus Leslie and Donna, so don't tell anybody.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04- Who's not invited, then?- Hey!

0:02:04 > 0:02:08What's going on, cupcake? Excited about the party tonight.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12Oh! Oh, you're coming? I...was just about to tell you.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Jerry already told me.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Can't wait to see how tiny your costume is.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19What time does it start?

0:02:19 > 0:02:207.00.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Perfect.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Yeah, it's perfect.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Check this out.

0:02:25 > 0:02:30These are all the possible routes from Greg Pikitis' house to the statue.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33That looks like something you would find on the wall of a serial killer.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35In a way, that's a compliment.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Shows dedication.- Mmm.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41What's the big deal, anyway? I mean, a kid TPs some statue.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43And all the trees and all the benches.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45It takes us, like, ten days to clean his mess up.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48But more importantly, Greg Pikitis sucks, and I want to destroy him.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53OK. Well, if you destroy him early, please come by.

0:02:53 > 0:02:54I will.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Hey! How is someone going to be able to get through that door?

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Oh.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Oh! What the... Are you kidding me?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Jerry! Relax. Here.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Uh, William Percy. One of Pawnee's greatest mayors.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11And a true hero. During the Pawnee Bread Factory fire of 1922,

0:03:11 > 0:03:13he ran back into a burning building

0:03:13 > 0:03:17and saved the beloved secret recipe for Pawnee Pumpernickel.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Didn't, like, 30 people die in that fire?

0:03:19 > 0:03:21He wasn't Superman.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24He looks like Ron Swanson. Is that who this is based on?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27No. It's based on William Percy.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Were you listening to what I just said?

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Yes.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31OK, Andy. Good news.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33You're officially on the Parks Department payroll.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Eight dollars an hour.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Commit this to memory.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39You see him, you stop him.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Knock his head off if you have to.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42- Don't do that.- Don't do that.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44But I give you permission to use excessive force.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Don't use excessive force.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Don't go overboard.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Just stop him. By any means necessary.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50- No.- No.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Just stop him.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54You know what I mean.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56A week ago, I had nothing.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Now, I have a part-time job. I'm going to make 32 bucks tonight.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04I owe Leslie everything I have.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Which, after tonight, will be 39 bucks.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11DOORBELL RINGS

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Hello, Ann.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Hey!

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Am I early?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Nope, you are right on time.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19I like your costume.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Oh, thanks. Raggedy Ann. It was one of my favourite books when I was a kid.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Hm.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26I'm a pirate.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Right.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Oh. Hey, Dr Harris. How are you?

0:04:31 > 0:04:32- Ann.- Thanks.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Um, this is Ron Swanson, from the Parks Department.

0:04:35 > 0:04:40I know him from that thing that I'm doing. This is Dr Harris.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41- You're a doctor.- Yup.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44I meant your costume.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45I got it.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Worlds colliding, always awkward.

0:04:53 > 0:04:588.22pm. Suspect still with friends in parking lot.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02He looks obnoxious and irritating, even from a great distance.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Uh, confirmed.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Normally, I hate working on Halloween,

0:05:09 > 0:05:11but it's nice hanging out with Leslie.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14You know, she's focused, she's committed...

0:05:14 > 0:05:18and she made out with me in my cop car, which is pretty neat.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23I shouldn't have said that. That's clear to me now.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24TAPPING ON WINDOW

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Hey, guys.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36Hey. Remember my boyfriend Derek, and his boyfriend Ben?

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Yeah, hi. It's totally OK that you didn't wear a costume.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42I did. I'm a straight person.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Hey, sorry I'm late.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46See?

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Sorry it's a little bit lame right now, but we'll get it going.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Last year, I saw three Jonas Brothers

0:05:58 > 0:06:00make out with three Robert Pattinsons.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01It was amazing.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04So, you're the Mark that Ann is dating.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05I suppose that I am.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08We're very protective of Ann. We look out for her.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11So, you kind of dropped the ball with Andy, then, didn't you?

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Aw! Andy.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13I loved Andy.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Ah, such a sweetheart. Is Andy coming tonight?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17You should get back with Andy.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Who needs a drink? I do.

0:06:20 > 0:06:26Suspect laughing with friends and playing with his stupid skateboard

0:06:26 > 0:06:29in a snide, turdish manner.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Turdish?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Yes. Like a turd.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Like a little turd.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Hey, listen, your scare tactics clearly worked.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39You got Andy guarding the statue.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Why don't we go to Ann's party?

0:06:41 > 0:06:42It'll be fun.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Oh. Uh... We wanted to cover that block anyway.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Wanted a police presence on it,

0:06:47 > 0:06:49so, this is within the... confines of...

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Sure, let's go.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Yeah? OK.- Yeah. We'll go by my office and pick up my costume.- Got it.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Can't we just fire a warning shot over his head as we drive by?

0:06:57 > 0:06:58No, babe. Don't touch that.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02Leaving location. Look at stupid suspect.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03I hate suspect.

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Where are my keys?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Looks like it's open.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08- Really?- Yeah.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Pikitis!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24We've been tailing that kid for a couple of hours.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26I mean, it must have been somebody else.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27It was Pikitis.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Believe me now?

0:07:30 > 0:07:33That doesn't mean anything to me.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34This is a peach pit.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35OK.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38He was eating a peach when I went to go talk to him.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39- Mm-hm? - This is his ace of spades.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42This is his calling card. This is what he leaves all his victims.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45And it's still warm. OK, go and arrest him. And send this to the lab.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47We don't have a lab.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Hi, April.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52OK, you're underage.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- You're not.- Hey.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Yeah, I'm going to leave.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Oh. OK.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59- This isn't that fun. - Didn't need to tell me that.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03I'm going to take this home. Nobody was drinking it, so I'm going to take it.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- OK.- Going to take this, too.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Been meaning to read it.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12OK, this isn't strictly legal.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14We can talk to him for maybe an hour, and then I have to let him go.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17You talk to him first. You have a scary face.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18- Hey.- No, in a good way.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Scary cute.- Yeah?

0:08:20 > 0:08:21- Go talk to him.- OK.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25I didn't do this, man. I promise.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Now, son, I'm a police officer. OK? You shouldn't lie to me.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31I'm not. I've never been here before.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32And why would I do this?

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Because you've had run-ins with Miss Knope in the past.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36PHONE RINGS

0:08:36 > 0:08:37Just a second.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Yeah?- Ask him about the peach pit.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46This isn't one-way glass, you know. I can see you.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48You know, I like Knope.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50I screw with her cos she gets all riled up,

0:08:50 > 0:08:53and her face gets all scrunched up like this.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55But I like her. She's all right.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59- You see?- What?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01I spent the whole day decorating this place,

0:09:01 > 0:09:03and everybody's in the kitchen.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Why is everyone always in the kitchen?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07I think it's going fine.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09It's so quiet.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14This is a total failure. This party is a failure.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15- Oh, my God.- No, no.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17It's not a failure, Ann. Come on.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Ann, do you have any Mounds? Because all I can find are Almond Joys.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23And almonds give me the squirts.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Hey, I'm here. Statue's fine.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31"Crappy Hallowieners." That's hilarious. Where's the kid?

0:09:31 > 0:09:34In the conference room. Trying to hide his obvious guilt.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Leslie, I don't know what to tell you. I don't think he did it.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Yeah, he did. And we need a confession.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43OK. Andy and I are going to take a walk.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47And it's going to be just you, Pikitis, and these pliers.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Look, I'm not going to torture this kid.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Nobody said torture.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Why don't you let me take a run at him, boss?

0:09:53 > 0:09:58In order to think like one of these guys, you have to think like them.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Yeah. He's never seen you before.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02So imply that you're someone very important

0:10:02 > 0:10:04and that you can make his life hell.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Greg Pikitis?

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Would you like some boiling hot coffee in your face?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20My name is Bert Macklin.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22I'm with the (BLEEP) FBI.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Ooh. Are these the same kind of chips?

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Ann! What's up, gorgeous!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Perfect.- Get your raggedy ass over here, girl.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Hey, Tom. Mad Hatter?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34T-Pain, baby!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37# She poppin' She rollin' She rollin'

0:10:37 > 0:10:41# She climbin' that pole and I'm in love with a stripper. #

0:10:41 > 0:10:44This is not a stripper. It's my wife, Wendy. You remember her?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Hi. Thank you so much for inviting us.- Yes, hi. Sure.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49She's a surgeon at County General, and she's super hot.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Well, thank you for being a doctor

0:10:51 > 0:10:53and not coming dressed as a doctor.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Oh, my God. Who'd be boring enough to do that?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Ann, what happened here? Did you tell everyone

0:10:59 > 0:11:01they're going to have to get a bone marrow transplant tomorrow?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03They look miserable. This party's a disaster.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- No, it's not.- Yes, it is.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Don't worry about it. We can fix this.- Totally.

0:11:07 > 0:11:08Give us a second.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Looks like Andy's wearing him down. - Shut up!

0:11:13 > 0:11:15I'm going to go finish him off.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Why don't you just shut up for a second?- What's going on in here?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23He's a jerk. He's being such a jerk.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25That's an awful thing to say to a human being!

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Are you crying?

0:11:26 > 0:11:28No, I am not crying, OK?

0:11:28 > 0:11:29I'm allergic to jerks!

0:11:29 > 0:11:30OK. Andy, out.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Fine, and I don't even care! It's stupid.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36OK. The gloves are coming off.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- What's that? - I think you know what that is.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45When I came to visit you at the school, you were eating a peach.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Then my office gets vandalised,

0:11:47 > 0:11:49and somebody leaves a peach pit on my desk?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52I don't think that's a coincidence, Greg.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Wow, you nailed me.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56I mean, there's no way that two different people

0:11:56 > 0:11:58could have eaten the same fruit

0:11:58 > 0:12:01in the same day, in the same area of Indiana.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05Never mind that I was actually eating a plum when you saw me earlier.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12I know you did this. I don't care what you say.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15I don't care that you were in the parking lot all night.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Somehow you found a way to get in here...- Wait, wait, wait.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19How did you know that I was in the parking lot all night?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Because I followed you, genius!

0:12:21 > 0:12:25If you followed me all night, then you know that it wasn't me.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Knope, what is your problem?

0:12:27 > 0:12:28Look, I have been very civil.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30But I will waterboard you.

0:12:30 > 0:12:31No, no.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34I don't think she would make a good cop.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36I would be frightened to live in a town

0:12:36 > 0:12:39that she's the cop of, frankly.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40What are you doing?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Ann, do you want me to liven things up or not?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Course I do. - All right, then relax.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47And turn off all the lights that don't have coloured bulbs.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48MUSIC PLAYS

0:12:49 > 0:12:53All right, y'all! Take the pigs in the blanket and put them to sleep!

0:12:53 > 0:12:55It's time to get wild!

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Get this furniture out of here, y'all, we're making a dance floor.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03Come on, y'all. Put the turkey wraps down. We're about to get wild.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Ron Swanson's in the building, y'all!

0:13:14 > 0:13:16His mom's going to be here soon. Please, Dave, just arrest him.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17On what charge?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Just handcuff him to something.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Greggy? Greg!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24- Gregsy!- Mom!

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Mrs Pikitis? Hi, I'm Leslie Knope, this is Officer Sanderson.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Bert Macklin, FBI.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34What the hell do you think you're doing? You can't just hold a 16-year-old kid against his will.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Well, we were trying to question him about this vandalism.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Do you have any evidence?- Yes.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- No. No. We don't. - Two words, peach pit.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Peach pit? - His DNA is all over it, I assume.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45- We don't know that. - We can get it tested.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47- We can't. - And if it matches your DNA,

0:13:47 > 0:13:49- then you're going away for a long time.- It won't.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Is this a joke?

0:13:51 > 0:13:53- No.- I'm calling your shift commander.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Monday morning, I am calling your boss.

0:13:56 > 0:13:57I don't know who to call about you.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59The President of the United States of America.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Fine. And if any of you ever come near my son again,

0:14:02 > 0:14:04I swear to God I will sue you and everyone in this building.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Come on, honey.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Let them think they've lost us. Then we're...

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Where are you going?

0:14:13 > 0:14:17I have to go tell my boss why I illegally detained a teenager.

0:14:17 > 0:14:22I shouldn't have gotten involved with this. It's just... It's just bad police work.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Yeah, it was bad FBI work, too. My bad.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37Tonight, the "T" in T-Pain stands for Tom Haverford!

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Nurses versus doctors. On my mark,

0:14:40 > 0:14:44three, two, one. Go!

0:14:44 > 0:14:45- Vodka!- Go!

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Son. That is one hell of a costume.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Thanks.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Damn, that's good. Nice party.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Thanks.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Why would anyone do this?

0:15:02 > 0:15:06Kids are kids. Everybody does stupid stuff like this in high school.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07I didn't.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Yeah, but you were probably a nerd, though, huh?

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Hey.- Leslie, I mean that in a good way.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Look at you now. You're the coolest person I've ever met.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I even met John Cougar Mellencamp once.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Andy, why don't you go home? I'll finish cleaning this up.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23No way. I mean, you got me a job

0:15:23 > 0:15:24and you're helping me turn my life around.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25I go home when you go home.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31Uh, it's city planning. It's mostly like regulating things

0:15:31 > 0:15:33and just making sure people obey the city code.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36You want to get out of here? Go back to my place?

0:15:36 > 0:15:40What? No. I'm dating Ann.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Good. That was a test. You passed.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47Let's celebrate you passing the test, over a drink, at my place.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48No. Still no.

0:15:48 > 0:15:52You passed the second test. But we're still watching you.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00So, you want to get out of here, go back to my place?

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Hey. Ron.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Hello, Wendy.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Well, you and Tom really turned the party around.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13We have a good time together.

0:16:13 > 0:16:18Tom told me that you know about our green card marriage.

0:16:18 > 0:16:22And I just want to say thank you for not telling anyone.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28No worries. I'd hate for you to have to go back to Canada.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34All that socialised medicine up there.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Wendylicious. Where have you been?

0:16:36 > 0:16:40I was just thanking Ron. For, you know, not telling anyone.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Oh, yeah. Thank you. That was cool of you.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44You know, you won't have to keep it a secret much longer,

0:16:44 > 0:16:47because in a few months we can split up without raising any eyebrows.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50And we'll invite you to the divorce party.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Huh, maybe Greg is innocent.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56If that's the case, then there's another kid out there

0:16:56 > 0:16:57who's tormenting me.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Maybe.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02I believe that you're innocent until proven guilty in this country.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04That's the cornerstone of democracy.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Sure.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10On the other hand, Greg Pikitis is a little punk.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11And I kind of want to TP his house.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Let's do it.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18Wait, wait! Wait, wait! This is fun! This is fun! What do I do?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20You just grab the toilet paper,

0:17:20 > 0:17:23unroll it a little bit like this, and throw it on the tree.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26This is for Mayor Percy! This is for the Parks Department office!

0:17:26 > 0:17:28This is for pooping on the handball court!

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Yeah! This is really fun! But I don't condone it!

0:17:39 > 0:17:40- Bye, guys.- Bye.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43You're the man, Swanson. Thanks for coming.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44Ann!

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Dude. Thank you so much.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49- I don't even know what to say. - Don't mention it.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Also, Tom, your wife is super cool. So, well done.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Yeah, she's pretty great, right?

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Yeah. I don't know how you landed that chick, but she's awesome.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59- Nice work.- You're lucky.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Hi, you ready to go?- Yes.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04- All right. Thank you so much. We had so much fun.- Bye, thank you.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07About to head home and have crazy sex.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08That's cool. I don't...

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Yeah!

0:18:11 > 0:18:12SIREN

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Five-O! Five-O!

0:18:16 > 0:18:18I see you in there, Andy.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Leslie? What are you doing?

0:18:22 > 0:18:23Oh, boy.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26That's them, Officer! Right there!

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Oh, my God. Oh, no.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30I'm so sorry, I think we have the wrong house.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Why are you doing this?

0:18:32 > 0:18:35It's really hard to explain, but we were trying to get revenge on this kid, Greg Pikitis,

0:18:35 > 0:18:37and we thought this was his house, but I guess we got the address wrong.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38I'm Greg's mom.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41- You are?- Yes.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Oh.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Did he hire a fake mom again, to get him out of trouble?

0:18:46 > 0:18:47- What?- Whenever he gets in trouble,

0:18:47 > 0:18:49he goes on Craigslist and hires a woman

0:18:49 > 0:18:51to play his mother and bail him out.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Oh, that little S-O-B!

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Greg! Gregory!

0:18:56 > 0:18:57I knew it!

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Oh, my God!

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Dude. That kid is amazing.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06He's not in his room. I don't know where he is.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08I do.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Make sure you... I need more, man.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Hey!

0:19:13 > 0:19:14- Let them go!- Yeah!

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Stay on the leader!

0:19:16 > 0:19:17Cut it!

0:19:19 > 0:19:21I am going to wring your neck!

0:19:21 > 0:19:23How did you get into the Parks Department? I have to know.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Maybe the FBI can figure it out.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28I'm not even in the FBI, stupid.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Wow, you're amazing.- Hey!

0:19:31 > 0:19:33- You're going to jail for a very long time.- You can't...

0:19:33 > 0:19:34He's not going to go to jail, you know.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36- He's a minor. - Well, we'll let the jury decide.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38There's not going to be a jury...

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Then the judge will decide where he goes.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Look. He's going to do probation,

0:19:41 > 0:19:43- he's a minor... - Dave, just let me have this.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Wow. Nice work, Knope.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Yeah. That is amazing.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50Thanks. But the thing that's driving me nuts is, how did he do it?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53If you destroy him early, please come by.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55I will.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57How is someone going to be able to get through that door?

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Oh! What the... Are you...

0:19:59 > 0:20:02'I mean, we were here all afternoon. How did he get in?

0:20:03 > 0:20:06'First of all, we always lock the doors when we leave.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08'And Dave and I tailed Pikitis

0:20:08 > 0:20:11'from the moment he left his house at 7.00pm

0:20:11 > 0:20:14'to the moment we came back here.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16'Does he have a look-alike or something?

0:20:16 > 0:20:18'Did he have an accomplice? I mean, did he have help?

0:20:22 > 0:20:24'How did that little turd do it?'