0:00:02 > 0:00:04OK. As everybody knows, The Spirit of Pawnee
0:00:04 > 0:00:05was defaced again last night.
0:00:05 > 0:00:06What was it this time?
0:00:06 > 0:00:07Chocolate pudding.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Huh. That's new.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11The mural that normally resides here
0:00:11 > 0:00:13is called The Spirit of Pawnee.
0:00:13 > 0:00:14And it's very controversial.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18We've had someone throw acid at it, tomato sauce.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Someone tried to stab it once.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23We really need better security here.
0:00:23 > 0:00:27We also need better, less offensive history.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29So, the city council has decided that The Spirit of Pawnee
0:00:29 > 0:00:33should be changed to something just a little less horrifying.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Now, since the murals were made
0:00:34 > 0:00:38by government employees back in the 1930s,
0:00:38 > 0:00:39we thought it might be fun
0:00:39 > 0:00:43if each department submitted a design for a new mural.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46And you'll submit your concepts tomorrow afternoon.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49All righty, folks? Thank you very much.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Hey, Leslie. What's your design going to be? A tree?
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Joe, you work in Sewage. Your department literally specialises in crap.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56You really want to do this?
0:00:56 > 0:01:00I told you before. "Crap" is a slang term. And I don't like that term.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04But at least we don't specialise in losing, like you guys.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Sewage. Let's roll.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Damn! How does Sewage always get the hottest interns?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Guys, this department has the chance to design something
0:01:41 > 0:01:45that could be in this building for ever. This could be our legacy.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48I thought building a park on Lot 48 was going to be our legacy.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Well, you can have two legacies.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Look at Madonna. Great singer, amazing arms.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Look at OJ Simpson. Heisman Trophy winner, Naked Gun.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Mmm-hmm.- No offence, Leslie, but I'm not an artist.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Oh, that's not true, Donna. I've seen your fingernails.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Um, I pay someone to do this.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Really? Oh, well, shoot.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Anyway, I'm ordering all of you to design a mural.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Uh, only Ron can order the whole department to do something.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Ron? Order them to do this.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Do whatever Leslie says.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17OK. So, here are your supplies.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I want you to go and find the spirit of Pawnee.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21And make me a sketch.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24And it needs to be breathtaking and moving and historical
0:02:24 > 0:02:27and better than every department. And you have one hour.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Designers. Make it work.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Tim Gunn.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35You, my friend, are ready to go dancing.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Thank you, sir. - All right. Next?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Andrew. Looking good.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Business is booming.- Yeah.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Hey. Ron, how about you? Need a little dog waxing?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46It's only five bucks, and I'll let you cut in front of this guy.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- What?- Come on. Beat it.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51This is Ron Swanson we're talking about.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54I'm impressed with Andy. Pulling himself up by his bootstraps.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56He reminds me of me.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I got my first job when I was nine.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Worked at a sheet metal factory.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03In two weeks, I was running the floor.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Child labour laws are ruining this country.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Do you have a key in your shoe?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14No. No, I have a bunion that's practically its own toe.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19Normally, the pain howls through my loafers like a banshee on the moors.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20But for these past three minutes,
0:03:20 > 0:03:23it's been reduced to a faint growl.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26OK. That's neat.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Well, hey. We are all finished.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Well, that was great.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Thank you, son.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36No sweat.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Next?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40You shouldn't let your friends cut in line. It's not good business.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43You want to know what else isn't good business?
0:03:43 > 0:03:44That guy's my friend.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Right.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48I'm saying you shouldn't let your friends cut in line.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52All right. Sorry, pal. Here. Give me this. Next.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55So, what are you looking for exactly?
0:03:55 > 0:03:56I don't know, man.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59"The Spirit of Pawnee." That's all I got.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Here. Just give me 20 worth of art.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Just something that seems personal, that only I could have done.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Tell me about yourself.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07No. Just paint.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11I have no interest in art.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Let me clarify. I have no interest in non-nude images.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Dude, what the hell kind of art is this?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19It looks like a lizard puking up Skittles.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21I'm an abstract expressionist.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22No, you're a con artist.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26And I'm a guy that's out 20 bucks. Ugh. Whatever.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27'I'm a terrible artist.'
0:04:27 > 0:04:29But the Parks Department has done so much for me
0:04:29 > 0:04:33that if I can help them out in any way, I will.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Oh, God.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Maybe I should just give them all free flu shots.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I know everything about this town and these murals.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44And that's why this is a dream come true. Literally.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47I have had a dream where I designed a mural.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50But then it turned into a nightmare, because the mural started talking,
0:04:50 > 0:04:53and it came alive and it was whispering. And I couldn't hear what it was saying,
0:04:53 > 0:04:55so I leaned in close, and then it ate me.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58At one point, Gina Gershon was there.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02My piece is truly going to capture the spirit of Pawnee.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09I never understood the term "elbow grease."
0:05:09 > 0:05:13I guess it's not really grease. Just hard work.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Oh, hey, Ron. Nice shiny shoes you got there.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Oh, hey. I was just... I think... Oh, no. Shoot.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Actually, it looks like I scuffed this one.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Do you need your money back, Ron? Because I already spent it.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Really? How did...
0:05:30 > 0:05:35Never mind. I think I'll just take another full polish.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Can I cut in line again?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38'I feel right at home as a shoeshine.'
0:05:38 > 0:05:40I have no idea what I'm doing,
0:05:40 > 0:05:43but I know I'm doing it really, really well.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47OK! Let's get going with the spirit of Pawnee.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Ann, you go first.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50OK.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Um... OK.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Well, since it's the Parks Department,
0:05:55 > 0:05:57I thought I would design a pretty park.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01With dogs playing. And I can't really draw,
0:06:01 > 0:06:04so I just cut some stuff out of a magazine.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08That looks like something a death row convict would make in art therapy.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Dude, I tried.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11And you failed.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14It's dogs and people playing in a park. It's cute.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17It's OK, sweetheart. You can't make art, because you are art.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20You're beautiful. But that sucks.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22OK. Let's see yours.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Fine. Mine is amazing.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26It's going to blow your mind.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34OK. This is some professional-ass art right here.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38It's abstract, Leslie.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Over here, you've got some shapes.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42And then you come over to this side...
0:06:43 > 0:06:46You know, it's actually kind of interesting.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Each shape is its own thing. But then when it comes together...
0:06:52 > 0:06:54..it really gives you a sense of...
0:06:55 > 0:06:57..completion.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Hmm.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02A piece of art caused me to have an emotional reaction.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Is that normal?
0:07:04 > 0:07:08So, it's the Last Supper, but with famous people from Indiana.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Mmm-hmm.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13John Mellencamp, Larry Bird, Michael Jackson,
0:07:13 > 0:07:16uh, David Letterman, Vivica A Fox.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19OK, so, here's where it gets a little dicey.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Because there's not that many celebrities from Indiana.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23So, a NASCAR.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Uh, my friend, Becky. Ron Swanson.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Donna? Who's the Jesus?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32That would be Greg Kinnear.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- I didn't know he was from Indiana. - Yeah, you know, I read that he was.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Oh. Do you think he's the best choice for Jesus? I mean, he was great on ER.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Greg Kinnear wasn't in ER. - Yeah, he was.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42I don't think that he was.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Who am I thinking of?
0:07:46 > 0:07:47OK. Next?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Wow. Really good, Jerry.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58For my murinal, I was inspired by the death of my grandma.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59- You said "murinal." - She...
0:08:00 > 0:08:01No, I didn't.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Yes, you did. You said "murinal." I heard it.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Anyway, she...- Jerry.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Why don't you put that murinal in the men's room
0:08:06 > 0:08:08so people can murinate all over it?
0:08:09 > 0:08:14Jerry. Go to the doctor. You might have a murinary tract infection.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I just wanted to show you my art.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Murinal! Murinal! Murinal!
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Disqualified!
0:08:21 > 0:08:26It's pointillism. And each dot is a photo of a citizen of the town.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28No-one cares. At all.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32OK. So, this is a multimedia project.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36First, a bunch of rats made out of garbage.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40And this is a TV screen. It'll be like a big, flat-screen TV,
0:08:40 > 0:08:42and it will play looped video of knee surgeries.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45And then this is a human-sized hamster wheel
0:08:45 > 0:08:47that will be next to the mural if we can get one.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50And it will be spinning and there will be, like, a fat guy in it all the time,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53like, screaming and, like, eating raw beef and, like, bleeding.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55And, like, blood will, like, come out of his mouth and stuff.
0:08:55 > 0:09:00And that'll be, like, right next to...the mural.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03I have one question. Why?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06If you have to ask, you don't get it.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08'I don't think they really got the assignment.'
0:09:08 > 0:09:10If we're going to beat all the other departments,
0:09:10 > 0:09:13we have to choose something that will stand the test of time.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Like the Mona Lisa.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Or the music of Squeeze.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23June 8th, 1922. The Pawnee Bread Factory burned to the ground.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25We lost a lot of good bread that day.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28As well as several human lives.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31And it also made the whole town smell like toast.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Which one resident described as "disturbingly enticing."
0:09:35 > 0:09:36But I digress.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37The point is we rebuilt Pawnee
0:09:37 > 0:09:40to the wonderful town that it is today.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Why would you want a mural that shows people dying
0:09:42 > 0:09:44when you could have shapes that come alive?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Well, because it's the most famous event in our town's history.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50And people love voting for tragedy.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Look at the Oscars. This is our Holocaust movie.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56This is our English Patient.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59It sounds like you're exploiting the tragedy.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02See, Ann gets it. OK. Time to vote, everybody.
0:10:02 > 0:10:07Cast your votes. May the best, most tragic project win.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09When we started this, we were six different voices
0:10:09 > 0:10:12with six ideas for a mural.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15And then those six voices came together as a team.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17There are no losers today.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20But there is one winner. Us.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22The Parks Department.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Tom, the results of the vote, please.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27One-to-one-to-one- to-one-to-one-to-one.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30We all voted for ourselves, didn't we?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Yeah. OK.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Third time today.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Mmm. That's a good shoeshine.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47HE GROANS
0:10:59 > 0:11:02HE LAUGHS
0:11:02 > 0:11:04What the BLEEP man?
0:11:04 > 0:11:08I... I don't know what happened. Frankly.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11'I emitted a noise.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13'The noise was involuntary.'
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Sometimes, a sound is just a sound. You know?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22We need to whittle these down.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Can we all agree on eliminating any of these designs?
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Ann's blows.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Wow. Don't hold back.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30No offence, but it's a giant picture of a park. That's not art.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Well, at least it's not a fat human hamster eating meat.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34You don't even work here.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36OK, guys, you both have a point.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Ann, yours was a little trite.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42And April, yours was hellish and might make someone vomit.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Thank you.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Look, there's something about those shapes.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48There's some emotional art right there.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Any kid could do that.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50No kid could do that.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Only God could do that.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53What is so great about the shapes?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56He likes the shapes, OK? And he's part of the team.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00So, here. Take these scissors and cut out your favourite shapes.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03And then we'll put them on a new team mural.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06We're going to make a new design
0:12:06 > 0:12:10that takes the best parts of all of our designs.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14It's like if you got Michelangelo and Andy Warhol
0:12:14 > 0:12:16and Jackson Pollock and Jim Davis
0:12:16 > 0:12:20from Garfield to do one painting.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Imagine how good that painting would be.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27I think it's really good.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I'll be right back.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Brendanawicz! We need you for something.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Can it wait? I am so swamped here.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Ann's in trouble. We think it might be pills.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- What? - No.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46That's a lie. But this is just as important.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48We need you to look at a piece of art.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Oh, God.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53What is that?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56This is our entry for the mural contest.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57We couldn't decide on one design,
0:12:57 > 0:12:59so we took parts that we all liked
0:12:59 > 0:13:03of our designs, and then we just kind of smushed it into a thing.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Well, you made a camel.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10You've never heard that saying?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12The camel was actually a horse designed by a committee.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15And what you guys have here is one ugly camel.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Featuring Bill Paxton. - Greg Kinnear.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20- Right. Greg Kinnear. - Oh!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Is Bill Paxton from Indiana?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24You have to save us. You have to design something.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Leslie, I'm not an artist.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Yes, you are.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28I've seen you sketch things.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Uh, yeah, like poles for stop signs.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32That everybody stops and looks at.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34By law, Leslie. They're required to.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Look, Mark. Please. You're the only one of us who's actually got any talent.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39I know you'll do something good.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41And I really, really want to win this.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Please? What are you going to do tonight?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I was going to go to Arby's and watch Frontline.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54OK. Here we go.
0:13:56 > 0:14:01OK. So, it is an old man feeding pigeons in a park.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Uh... The spirit of Pawnee? Maybe?
0:14:03 > 0:14:04You got to be kidding me.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06How is that better than my park scene?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08It isn't. And that's saying something.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11And who's the man? Is he famous? Is it Martin Landau?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Look, I have no dog in this fight.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I'm just saying that this will win.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17It's nothing. It's mush.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20There's not even one shape in there, Mark. Where are the shapes?
0:14:20 > 0:14:21I'm not saying that this is any good.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23I'm saying that this will win. It's mass appeal.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25It's like what motels put up,
0:14:25 > 0:14:29and it hangs there for years, and no-one ever throws acid at it.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Mmm. Who did this? I like it.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Seriously? I mean...
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Sorry.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Yeah. It comforts me.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41That'll win.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43This is garbage.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- We've got to go back to the shapes. - No. This is boring.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- We got to go back to the garbage. - I would take the shapes over this. I mean, come on.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53I wouldn't take the shapes over anything. I'd take Jerry's murinal over this.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55No, guys. This is the one.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- What? - Sorry. Mark's right.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59This is an outrage. Mark's not even in the department.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00- Right.- Neither is Ann!
0:15:00 > 0:15:02But Ann's hot. And that counts for something.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Whatever happened to, "We're the Parks Department! Rah-rah-rah!
0:15:06 > 0:15:07"Down with the Sewage Department!"
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Yeah, we spent all day here for no reason.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12We have a reason. We're going to win. That's our reason.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Our designs are not going to win. Mark's might win.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17How great would it be if we won, you guys?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20You'll feel a lot better, I promise you, after you win.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21We're going with this one.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24All right. I'll see you at the presentation tomorrow.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26That is an order, team. Go, team!
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Team dismissed.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32'Yes, we are a team. But I am the team leader.'
0:15:32 > 0:15:35So, I made a bold decision. We're playing it safe.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Hey, Knope. How's life in the Parks De-fart-ment?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Better than life in the Sewage De-fart-ment.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Which makes more sense.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Whatever.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- You guys are screwed. - Get used to this.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Because it's going to be hanging on the wall right outside your door
0:15:58 > 0:16:01for the next 100 years.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06That was pretty good.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- You think they're going to win?- No. No.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12They went super patriotic. It's a classic mistake.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14It seems crowd-pleasing, but it's still a stance.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17And in government, there's always someone who will oppose a stance.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Us? Old man feeding pigeons? No stance.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Absolutely no point of view whatsoever.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25No point of view. Smart.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30'No. I haven't been back.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33'I wish him good luck in his business.
0:16:33 > 0:16:38'And yes, I will absolutely go back to get my shoes shined soon.'
0:16:39 > 0:16:44I don't, frankly, see why this is a topic for discussion.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Oh, hey, Ron. What's up?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Uh...
0:17:02 > 0:17:08Andy, you know the, er, thing the other day?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Other day, other day... Yeah.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Oh, yesterday?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13I am...
0:17:13 > 0:17:15That... That was... I feel...
0:17:15 > 0:17:16I'm OK... You know, I'd be OK if we...
0:17:18 > 0:17:22I'd be OK if we never mentioned it again.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Never mention what again?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28The moan, Ron. The weird moan you made. That was super weird.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Do you not remember that?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32I talked about it with the lady who went after you for a half an hour.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- She said she thought it was an animal...- OK.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37It was just an odd moment. Let's just...
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Let's just not talk about it any more.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43That's what I was trying to say. But, yeah. OK.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- OK. - Good time.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- Ms Knope. - Chief Konner.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56What do you got there?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Well, we aren't really artists. But we gave it a shot.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01It's your basic dogs playing poker,
0:18:01 > 0:18:04but with an everything's-on-fire theme.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- This is my nephew over here. - Hmm.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10And this is an attractive lady with a hamburger for a head.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Just some stuff we liked, you know?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Anyway, we had a lot of fun putting it together.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Well, good luck. - Thanks.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19We think it's a winner.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27- Go ahead. - What?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Camel's way more fun.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32I want my team back.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36And my team made this hot, crazy camel mess.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40So, this is what we're going to submit. Even if it means we lose.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43God, I hope we win. But we're definitely going to lose.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Probably. All right. Let's get in there
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- and show them how Parks gets it done.- Yeah.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48And Ann. How Ann gets it done.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Yes!
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Let's go!
0:18:57 > 0:18:58What are the shapes?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01The shapes are awesome, is what they are. You can't handle it.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04No, I actually like them.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Forgive me. Is that Michael Jackson?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Yes. The pride of Indiana.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10That's right. So, it's relevant.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Who is he carrying?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Jesus Greg Kinnear.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15You know, it looks like he's carrying
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Kinnear INTO the burning building.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Oh, well, that's because he is moonwalking.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25So, he should be going the other way.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26That did not occur to me.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Sorry. So, there you go.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34The Spirit of Pawnee.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36We didn't win.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37But neither did anyone else.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39They realised it was going to cost
0:19:39 > 0:19:41a ton of money to hire a muralist.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43So, they're just going to restore the old one.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46They're changing the title to The Diversity Express.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Oh, well.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:54 > 0:19:56No. No. It's not as good as the other one.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57I don't know what you mean by "good."
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Neither do I! Just do another one.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03You know, I have actual assignments that I have to finish for art school?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Shut up and do more art for me.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10This one's racist.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12It's beautiful.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I've looked at this for five hours now.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22I like the green one. And the red circle right here.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28I'm tearing up, man.