0:00:02 > 0:00:04OK, everybody. The Harvest Festival is tomorrow.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06And I am so proud of all of you. You've worked so hard.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08You're amazing. So I have a surprise.
0:00:08 > 0:00:09And it is possibly
0:00:09 > 0:00:12the best thing to potentially ever happen
0:00:12 > 0:00:14to anyone anywhere
0:00:14 > 0:00:16in the history of the Universe.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Ladies and gentlemen, the world famous Li'l Sebastian.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- What?- Yes! - No way!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Little Sebastian? Oh, my God!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25I never thought I'd get to meet him.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- It's really him! - Well done, Leslie.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Well done!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Little Sebastian made his debut
0:00:31 > 0:00:33at the last Harvest Festival in 1987.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35And he was an instant phenomenon.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37For the next few years,
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Sebastian was the number one boy's name in Pawnee.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42And the number three girl's name.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44So what am I missing? What's the deal with the pony?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46He's not a pony, man. He's a mini horse.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- There's a big difference. - Well, then why is he so famous?
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Does he do something? What does he do?
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Son, this horse has an honorary degree from Notre Dame.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56We all need to be very careful, OK?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Remember, this little guy is 25 now.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01And he has cataracts in both eyes and he has severe arthritis.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03- Jerry is going to look after him. - Yes, I am.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05We are both on the same diabetes medication.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Are you my Glucotrol buddy?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Are you? Huh?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Isn't it amazing?
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Yeah, I just gotta be honest. I don't know what the big deal is.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Get out.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38OK, couldn't you put Sue's salads here?
0:01:38 > 0:01:39On deep-fried Boulevard?
0:01:39 > 0:01:40It's just...
0:01:40 > 0:01:43There's so many junk food places and only one salad stand.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Well, there's a lot of people that don't consider salad a food.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48The Harvest Festival is the biggest thing
0:01:48 > 0:01:49I've ever done in my career.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52And if it fails, the Parks Department will be eliminated.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53That's why we're going big.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Seven days, over 30 different locations.
0:01:56 > 0:01:5950,000-plus visitors, and four hospitality kiosks.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02God, I gotta stop ending on that boring thing.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Clowns!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Man, you are just knocking these off.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10You're like a ninja crossed with a Jedi, or something.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13You're like a nerd mixed with a dork or something.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Tom, Star Wars is not that nerdy.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16"Star Wars is not that nerdy."
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- It's not, everyone's seen it. - "Everyone's seen it."
0:02:18 > 0:02:19This guy's here.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Hey, Ken. - Hi, Leslie.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23This is Ben and Tom.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24- That's a dope bolo. - This is Ken Hotate.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27He is the tribal leader of the Wamapoke.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Ah! Wahallo.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Have a seat. Ken, I know why you're here.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36And just let me say that we really tried.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I'm sorry, Leslie, but this is a big one.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40I'm under a lot of pressure.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43I'm going to need to formally ask you to move the carnival.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45I'm sorry? What's going on.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49The carnival is on the site of the battle of Indian Hill,
0:02:49 > 0:02:51which was an epic seven day battle that the Wamapoke lost.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Due to the fact that they didn't have any weapons.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56During the battle, 93-year-old Chief Wakote
0:02:56 > 0:02:59was shot 102 times by the calvary.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Did he die?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02(Yes.)
0:03:02 > 0:03:05And this moment will be commemorated for the next seven days
0:03:05 > 0:03:07with shooting galleries and fried dough stands.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Ken, I understand, but it's the only place in town
0:03:10 > 0:03:11big enough to house the carnival rides.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Plus, you know with Pawnee's history
0:03:13 > 0:03:15it's very difficult to not be offensive.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18This is a map of all the atrocities the Pawnee settlers
0:03:18 > 0:03:22inflicted upon the Wamapoke Indians.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24The atrocities are in blue.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26We put up a memorial plaque,
0:03:26 > 0:03:28and we have a Wamapoke exhibit in the history tent.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30I completely understand you.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33But this is sacred burial ground.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36And I just hope that the souls of my ancestors
0:03:36 > 0:03:38don't put a curse on this festival.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42There are two things I know about white people.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43They love Matchbox 20,
0:03:43 > 0:03:46and they are terrified of curses.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47- Hey. - Hey.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Um, so somebody, I don't want to say who,
0:03:51 > 0:03:52it was totally me,
0:03:52 > 0:03:55got Sweetums to donate another 15 cotton candy machines.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Ah, take that, curse. - Take that, curse.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59THEY MAKE SHOOTING SOUNDS
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Ouch, ouch, ouch! - Right in the chest, ooh!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03- Ow, ow, ow! - Bazooka!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Ugh! Get a room.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- All right. - OK.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Um, so guys, focus up.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Joan Callamezzo is coming by with a camera crew,
0:04:14 > 0:04:16for an exclusive last-minute walk through
0:04:16 > 0:04:18of the Harvest Festival before we open tomorrow.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20So everything needs to be perfect.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Joan is always looking for a scandal.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23She's like an eagle-eyed tiger.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Eagle-eyed tiger! New band name, I call it!
0:04:25 > 0:04:26So everybody gather around.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Let's grab hands. - I don't hold hands.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31OK, you're all amazing, wonderful people.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34And I really want you to have fun today.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36And not focus on the fact that if one thing goes wrong,
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- we're all going to lose our jobs. - That's not inspiring.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39OK, let's go get 'em, everybody!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Yes! APPLAUSE
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Hey, whatever happened to you and the bionic man?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Chris? He broke up with me.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50But he did it so nicely that I didn't even realise he did it.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I've done that to multiple men.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54How you doing? You doing OK?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Thank you so much for asking, it's been tough, yeah.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Two days ago I was sobbing at a pizza buffet
0:04:58 > 0:05:00and they asked me to leave.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I've been looking at some dog adoption websites.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Bought 700 worth of candles from Anthropologie.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I did this to my hair.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08You know, your basic bottoming out kind of stuff.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Yeah.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Normally, people tell you to talk about your problems,
0:05:13 > 0:05:15I'm going to recommend you bottle that noise up.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18That's what my mailman said.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Muah-muah-murder.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Murdering the most melons.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Shaquille showered shame on Shakira's sheets.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25- Hello, Joan. - Hello, Leslie.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Looks like a very impressive festival.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30But we'll see.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32We'll see.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33- You remember Ben? - Hi.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36It's nice to see you again.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Let's get started. - OK.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Now the festival is spread throughout the town
0:05:40 > 0:05:42but the centrepiece is the carnival.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45And over here is Indiana's largest corn maze.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Ah!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Is that Pawnee corn or Eagleton corn?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Pawnee corn, and it's organic.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Over here we have our beautiful Ferris wheel.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Ah, beautiful.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55But deadly.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58When was the last time this giant wheel of death was inspected?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Actually, twice in the last week.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03And everything is 100% up to code.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06How many of these carnies are illegals?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08None, they're all US citizens.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Over in this booth, Indiana basketball legend Larry Bird's
0:06:10 > 0:06:1384-year-old aunt Tilda will be signing autographs
0:06:13 > 0:06:15for two hours on Thursday.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- You got Tilda? - Yeah.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Oh. - We got Tilda.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21But the real coup is over there.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Li'l Sebastian.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Are you- BLEEP- kidding me?
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- You got Li'l Sebastian? - See for yourself!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Oh, wow. He is so adorable.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Thank you, Joan. Li'l Sebastian isn't bad either.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Tom! - How are you?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Good. - Good to see you.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Hold on a second! Did you get your breasts done?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- You look amazing. - Yes, thanks for noticing.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Joan, listen to me.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47This Harvest Festival, it's going to knock your socks off.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48And when it does, I'm going to be there
0:06:48 > 0:06:51to give you a foot massage... To completion.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Good lord.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58God, I swear, it's almost like they don't want you to win.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Well, you'd better practise. You gotta win me a Teddy bear.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04I'm going to win you a million Teddy bears.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Well, I want a billion Teddy bears.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Well, that's a little unrealistic.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11This is a hard game. Two million.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Deal.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15All right.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Hey, I love you.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Dude, shut up!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28That is awesome sauce!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33You're such a good boy.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Jerry, stop bothering Li'l Sebastian.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Leslie said I should watch him for a little bit.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Perfect, I've gotta go get him a tail scrunchie.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Most people look at Li'l Sebastian
0:07:41 > 0:07:43and they see a famous mini horse.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46I see an advertising opportunity for my club.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47The Snakehole Lounge!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Wow, that is a shockingly huge mini horse erection.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52What about your friend Ben, here?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55We all know his story, one of failure.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Remind us of that failure.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Well, uh, you know, when I was an 18-year-old mayor,
0:08:01 > 0:08:03I tried to build a winter sports complex
0:08:03 > 0:08:06called Ice Town and it bankrupted the city.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Yikes.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I was also short-stop on my JV baseball team.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10No-one ever brings that up.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12And now you're involved with this.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Do I smell another disaster, hopefully?
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Look, Joan, this festival,
0:08:16 > 0:08:18thanks to the tireless efforts of Leslie Knope,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21is going to bring people nothing but happiness.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Not even I could screw that up.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25I'm a reporter, not your therapist.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27So any time someone takes a picture of him,
0:08:27 > 0:08:29the Snakehole's logo is in it.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Am I a genius or what?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Hey, Tom. Where's Li'l Sebastian?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Uh, somebody left the gate open and he got out, Jerry!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41What are you talking about?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Unbelievable. Another in a long string of miserable failures.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45You lost Li'l Sebastian!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- I wasn't even here! - Exactly.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51You look for him, I'm going to go tell everyone what you did.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Harvest starts at 9am tomorrow morning,
0:08:54 > 0:08:56and as far as this reporter is concerned,
0:08:56 > 0:08:57it's well worth your time.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Come on down, everyone. It's going to be sweet.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03It pains me to say this, but great job here.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Thank you.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- That went well. - Yeah, it did.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Take that, curse! - Take that, curse!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Sorry, what is this about a curse?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Hmm?- Curse? What?- What, nothing.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- No, no. - Leslie!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19It's Li'l Sebastian. He's gone.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Jerry let him escape and we don't know where he is.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Keep those cameras up. We've got a new intro to do.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Gotcha.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Let's go ahead, let's get some shots
0:09:28 > 0:09:30of chipped paint and crying babies.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32How about some of those spooky traffic lights.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34OK, you know the drill.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- OK, this is bad, right? - This is way worse than that.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39This is a huge government project, and already a lightning rod,
0:09:39 > 0:09:41and then you add the Wamapoke controversy.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Double lightning rod.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Plus we lost that little pony. - It's a mini horse!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47And that's the third lightning rod. Triple lightning rod!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49And then you have the curse, quadruple lightning rod.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51God, now all the vendors are going to bail.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- And the ticket sales are going to go down.- Wait, I'm sorry.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- But do people in this town really believe in curses?- Oh, no. No.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58We all just behave rationally and believe
0:09:58 > 0:10:00we are all in charge of our own destinies.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Come on.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- What the heck are we going to do? - How did this happen?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Maybe Li'l Sebastian got upset
0:10:05 > 0:10:08because he tried to share his true feelings with someone
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- and they didn't reciprocate. - That's not bad.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Or maybe a balloon popped somewhere,
0:10:13 > 0:10:15and it scared him.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Sent him running off.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20OK. Tom, Jerry, check the field behind the parking lot.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Andy, April, check the corn maze.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Good idea. Horses love mazes, come on!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Hey, Leslie? This big, beefy dude just came in to the first aid tent
0:10:28 > 0:10:30because he was dehydrated. And then a reporter came in
0:10:30 > 0:10:32and asked if it was because of the curse.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34No comment. Did you say, "no comment?"
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- You gotta say, "no comment." - I did.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Ah, good. Anne, you're so beautiful. Beautiful Anne.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41All right, well, um, just treat him and release him
0:10:41 > 0:10:44and then don't say anything to anyone about anything for the rest of the month.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45- OK. - OK, run, Anne, run!
0:10:45 > 0:10:46- OK.- Leslie?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Yeah? - You gotta see this.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49The fact is, this carnival is
0:10:49 > 0:10:52being held on top of an ancient Wamapoke burial site.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Much like the house in the movie, Poltergeist.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Exactly.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I spoke to Leslie Knope, of the Parks Department,
0:10:57 > 0:11:00about moving the carnival. And she refused.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03We do have exclusive animation of that event.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Let's take a look.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Oh, I love these things.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Sorry.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10SPEAKING VIRTUAL LANGUAGE
0:11:12 > 0:11:14CHANTING
0:11:17 > 0:11:18MOANING
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Whoa.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Ah-ah-ah!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Is that what happened?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- Perd... - None of that happened.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29That is exactly what happened.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32All right, all right. What we do is we move the shooting gallery.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33That seems to be their biggest problem.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Maybe that will make them happy.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Check back in with news Channel 4.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Number one in curse coverage.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42You know how Indians call corn maize?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45This is why. I never knew that.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Oh, my God. I'm going to go look by myself.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Hey, are you all right?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51You seem super not happy.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53I'm fine.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Oh, I forgot to tell you.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58I might be going to Venezuela tomorrow. Forever.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00You're not fine.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Ludgate, something is upsetting you.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Why don't you just go ahead and tell me what it is.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I'm not mad at Andy. Andy's great.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I awesome sauce Andy.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11April! Where are you?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Look left.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Look right.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Yeah, OK.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20I don't know what's sicker, me or your body.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22You aren't sick.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Maybe you should check out my abs.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Are you experiencing abdominal pain?- Every day at the gym.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28- Ew. - Feel.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Oh.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34What are you doing tonight?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I think I'm going to have to pass.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Your loss.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Are you going to hit that? - Him?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44He isn't exactly boyfriend material.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Who said anything about a boyfriend?
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Use him, abuse him, lose him.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Hey, hey, hey. Did you find him?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Yeah, Jerry. He's right here in my pocket.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Damn it. Ground mission failed.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59We need a bird's eye view.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03You want me to climb on top of the Ferris wheel?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05We're extremely confident that there's no curse
0:13:05 > 0:13:08and everyone's going to have a great time tomorrow. OK?
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Wow, first Ice Town. Now this.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Bad luck really follows you around, huh?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15OK, I'd like to start by addressing
0:13:15 > 0:13:18some of the false rumours about the festival.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20First of all, we have plenty of food.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22There's no food shortage.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24There are not, as one reporter suggested,
0:13:24 > 0:13:27dozens of escaped convicts meandering around the carnival.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30And at no time was any Parks Department worker, quote,
0:13:30 > 0:13:32"feasting on petting zoo animals."
0:13:32 > 0:13:35You were in charge of watching a tiny horse, and you failed.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Look, I'm only going to say this once.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41What if Li'l Sebastian is on this Ferris wheel?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43How about you only say that never.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Leslie, how big of a disaster will this be,
0:13:47 > 0:13:49on a scale of 9 to 10?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51It will not be a disaster. It will be a success.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54And I want to let everyone know that,
0:13:54 > 0:13:56in an attempt to be sensitive to our Wamapoke friends,
0:13:56 > 0:13:59we have moved the shooting gallery, per their request.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00So, yes, Perd?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Yeah, the statement that this reporter has is a question.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Will that be enough to lift the curse?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Perd, you know as well as I do that there no such...
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Oh, my God.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Crap on a spatula.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14It's the curse.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16That's exactly what it is.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- You know what? It is the curse. - Wait, everyone, relax, please.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20We'll get this up and running in no time.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21- Oh. - Whoa!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Jerry, what the hell? - I didn't do this.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Jerry's fault. Jerry's fault.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29ALL: Jerry's fault! Jerry's fault!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31God. I cannot catch a break.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Yeah, well, I'll help you out. I'm going to go.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- What? - I think I'm jinxed or something.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36What are you talking about?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Look, you were totally fine until I got involved.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41So I feel like I should probably just go, OK?
0:14:41 > 0:14:42I'm really sorry.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44I'm the curse, I think.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47So I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to get out of here. All right?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52If they're missing this long, they're usually dead.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Well, if that's true, then you're going to have to answer
0:14:54 > 0:14:56to the whole town. And God.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58OK, you were the one who let him out, Tom.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00OK? Now stop trying to blame me.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Jerry, can you please be quiet?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I can't hear myself not talking to Andy.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Ron, will you please tell me why April is mad at me?
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Ron, can you please tell Andy...
0:15:08 > 0:15:10All of you, be quiet!
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Andy, she's mad because you said "awesome sauce"
0:15:13 > 0:15:14instead of, "I love you, too."
0:15:14 > 0:15:17April, he loves you. Stop being a child.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Tom, you're clearly at fault here.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Blaming Jerry won't save you.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Jerry, we both know you were shotgunning funnel cakes
0:15:23 > 0:15:26instead of watching Li'l Sebastian.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28So everyone apologise to everyone else!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- I'm sorry, Tom. - I'm sorry, Jerry.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34I do love you.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35You do?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Yeah.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41That's what makes the sauce so awesome.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Aw, Jerry just farted!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I'm very upset, I get nervous.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Hey, Leslie.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Generator's shot.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54No! I got the TMK-2500
0:15:54 > 0:15:56specifically for the extra capacity.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Wow, you know your stuff. You single?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Not now, Ed. How could that happen?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03All those TV crews plugged in and overloaded it.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05OK, how and where can I get a new one?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07In, like, I don't know, now?
0:16:07 > 0:16:10There's only one place in town that has a generator that size.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12You've gotta be kidding me.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15So...you need to borrow a generator.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Ken, I'm coming to you on my knees.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Begging for help.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Much like the early settlers of Pawnee begged the Wamapoke 200 years ago.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24- Ah, but that was... - A trick.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26And over 50 Wamapoke were slaughtered.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28I know. But this is not a trick.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31I am prepared to put the Wamapoke history exhibit
0:16:31 > 0:16:32inside the carnival grounds.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Right past the entrance turnstile.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37So that you have to look at it before you start having fun.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Hm, now that's interesting.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41It's been really awesome looking at you.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Most carnival nurses are total grenades.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45OK, you're all set.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47You are free to go.
0:16:47 > 0:16:52Or you could stay here and make out with me
0:16:52 > 0:16:53until the lights come back on.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Oh, hell yeah.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Beat it, Donna.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Aye, aye, captain.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03I'm just trying to do something good for this town.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06And I'm trying to save my friends' jobs.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Can you help me out here?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10A Native American tribe making a deal with the government.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Heh! What could go wrong?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- You can have the generator, Leslie. - Thank you, Ken.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16And I'll issue a statement
0:17:16 > 0:17:19saying that the curse has been lifted.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Actually, I have another idea.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23SINGING IN WAMAPOKE
0:17:37 > 0:17:39With that sacred ceremony,
0:17:39 > 0:17:41the Wamapoke curse has been lifted.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44APPLAUSE
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Wow, thank you. Intense stuff from Ken Hotate.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51And in other good news, he gave us a scare,
0:17:51 > 0:17:52but he's back now.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55The one, the only, Li'l Sebastian!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:18:01 > 0:18:03We spotted him from the top of the Ferris wheel
0:18:03 > 0:18:05at the centre of the corn maze.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08After the power came back on, we went and got him.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11It took us four hours to solve that maze.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13It took the horse 15 minutes.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Jerry's still out there.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17LAUGHING
0:18:17 > 0:18:20I suppose I oughta go look for him.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Right after I get a bratwurst.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27MUSIC: "American Girl" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
0:18:27 > 0:18:29TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Welcome.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Come on in, have fun.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Enjoy yourself, ladies.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- Hey. - Hey, look who's back.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I'm sorry I left.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I honestly felt like I was cursed or something.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Ice Town, and now this.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Ice Town was a disaster.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52And it seems like it was probably your fault.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55From what I can tell, you mismanaged the hell out of it.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Wow, why even say that already?
0:18:57 > 0:18:58But the point is, this project,
0:18:58 > 0:19:01this is as much yours as it is mine. It's ours.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04And...it's going to be really great.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06And I'm glad you're here.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Well, thank you.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Is this the guy? - Yes, this is him.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16HE COUGHS
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Special Wamapoke ceremony.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21The curse has been lifted.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Oh, wow.- Thanks. - Yeah.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Oh, gosh. You're filthy.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Go clean yourself up. Try to look professional.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Hello.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Enjoy yourself.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Hi. I like your necklace.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Hi.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Oh, my God. He is just the best ever.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49You're the best ever.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52But he's a close second, aren't you, Li'l Sebastian?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54He really is amazing.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56You finally get it now, right?
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Hello, he's fantastic. I totally get it now.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I don't get it. At all.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07It's kind of a small horse. I mean, what am I missing?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- Am I crazy? - CROWD CHEERING
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Hey, Ben, you just missed it. He whinnied.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Oh, yeah, no. I totally heard that. It was great.