0:00:02 > 0:00:04Gee whiz, the Harvest Festival was a real triumph.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07We had over 80,000 people in attendance.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Which surpassed our wildest expectations.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13I would like to specifically single out Leslie Knope.
0:00:13 > 0:00:18I speak for the Mayor, City Council, and all of Pawnee when I say
0:00:18 > 0:00:21we can't wait to see what the heck you're going to do next.
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Ugh.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Step on up here, Les.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26APPLAUSE
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Thank you.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31- HE GRUNTS - Paul, are you OK?
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- HE EXHALES - Oh! Oh!
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- Oh, my God.- Holy...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- Oh, my God.- Call 911. - HE GROANS
0:00:39 > 0:00:43That was... the second most awkward way
0:00:43 > 0:00:45a man has ever grabbed my breast.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06All right, guys, everybody listen up. Just a few notes
0:01:06 > 0:01:09about our camping retreat tomorrow. We're all going to meet here
0:01:09 > 0:01:12and leave as a group at 6:45am, promptly.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Why are we doing this? - Harvest Fest is over.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17We do not want to have a sophomore slump. This camping trip
0:01:17 > 0:01:20is our chance to think of some really big ideas.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Why don't you just tell us what our next project is,
0:01:22 > 0:01:23and I'll go camping by myself?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Look, I have ideas, Ron, OK? I have, like, a hundred new ideas.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28But the point is, the pressure is on.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31We only have one chance to make a second impression.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34What portion of this camping trip will take place outside?
0:01:34 > 0:01:35- All of it.- Pass.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Can't pass, it's a mandatory work retreat.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40I have a question. What if we're scaling a cliff
0:01:40 > 0:01:41and I start to fall?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Can I grab onto your boob for support?- No, Tom, don't!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Her boob kills!- My boob does not kill. Paul did not die.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50He had a heart attack which required an octuple bypass.
0:01:50 > 0:01:56Besides, the Pawnee Sun said that my chest saved his life.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59How's the best municipal department in Pawnee?
0:01:59 > 0:02:00That's you guys?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Paul is going to be recuperating for a while.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05So the Mayor asked me to step in as city manager.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08And I, of course, accepted immediately
0:02:08 > 0:02:12because Pawnee is literally the greatest town in the country.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Of course, I am going to miss Indianapolis,
0:02:15 > 0:02:17which is the most wonderful city in America.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I'm so excited to be working with you all again.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23And, Leslie, I cannot wait to hear your new big idea.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I want to hit the ground running, and your new mystery project
0:02:25 > 0:02:28is going to be the hydration pack that gets me to the finish line.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31You're all my little hydration packs.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I'm sure I am not.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Ron! You are too.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Hydration pack!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41HE LAUGHS
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Hey, you gotta hear this hilarious story that he's telling me.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- Tell her what happened. - My identity was stolen.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48His identity was stolen!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Tell her about the accounts. - They were frozen.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54HE LAUGHS Frozen.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Bye, Kyle.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Where you going?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Oh, my God! How's the coolest chick ever?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Not good. - What do you mean?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Leslie's making us go on a camping retreat.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06That's awesome! Camping's the best.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Camping sucks.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09It's super-boring.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12And you can see the stars, which I hate. They're creepy.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14I love camping. I betcha I could get you to love it too.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Why don't I meet you out there?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17If you hate it, we'll leave and go make out.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19But if you love it, we'll stay and make out.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Either way, a ton of making out.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23You in?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Anne Perkins!- Chris.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Hey. I heard you were back.- Yeah.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30I didn't do this because of you.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Uh, well, it looks great.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Yeah, you look great. Am I right? It's...
0:03:35 > 0:03:36So good running into you.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38You know, we should get together soon. I'd love to catch up.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Me too! Ketchup and mustard.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Ketchup and mustard, I just was...
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Oh! That is so delightful.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49I RELISH your wit.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50SHE CHUCKLES
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Well, I salsa...your face.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57I should hate him. He broke up with me.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Well, there was an ex that I still liked after he broke up with me,
0:04:00 > 0:04:02but it was really hard to stay mad at him.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04He was an amazing dentist.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07You know, when he saw me, I swear his face lit up.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Ann...- What do you think "we should get together soon" means?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12No, do not read into this.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Remember, this is the guy that was so upbeat and positive,
0:04:14 > 0:04:17when he broke up with you, you didn't even know it happened.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Yeah.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Come camping with us. It'll be really fun.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23You'll be away from Chris. You can brainstorm.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25I'll give you first dibs on s'mores.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28OK. It sounds fun.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Here is our official retreat schedule.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35It divides our time evenly between work and play.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Come on, everybody, let's hustle. Let's get to the brainstorming.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Great attitude, Ron!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I just want to get the work over as soon as possible
0:04:42 > 0:04:44so I can do some fishing.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Fishing relaxes me.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.
0:04:52 > 0:04:57All right, I...call this wonderful spot.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58You didn't bring a tent?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I don't really go camping, ever, Jerry,
0:05:00 > 0:05:02so I'm not going to spend 150 on a tent.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Just going to sleep on the floor.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06It's called the ground when it's outside.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Whatever. Why? Do you guys do this a lot? Camping?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I've never been before, but I think I'm going to love it.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Why am I going to love it?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15SkyMall!
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Come check out my tent.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I ordered a bunch of crap off SkyMall.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I got my TV, my Xbox, DVD.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Awesome bed right there.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24DJ Rumba's in the mix.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Ah, it's like I'm not even camping.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29This is actually a dog couch, but it's super comfortable.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31POP MUSIC PLAYING
0:05:32 > 0:05:34It's really important to me that April loves camping,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37so I went ahead and set up the ultimate
0:05:37 > 0:05:39campsite love nest.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Complete with beautiful starlight.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44We got champagne. Also, rose petals.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47As you can see, they smell terrific.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49We need big ideas, and we need 'em now.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Who wants to go first?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I propose that we take all the money we made
0:05:53 > 0:05:57from the Harvest Festival and return it to the citizens.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59So how much would that be per person?
0:05:59 > 0:06:00About 83 cents.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Per household.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Before postage.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06SHE SIGHS Are we done?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09What do Jay-Z, Lil Wayne and Drake all have in common?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Oh, I know this one. They are all rap-pists.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Oh, my God, they're RAPPERS, Jerry!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18What they have in common is none of them have ever performed in Pawnee.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Why?
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Because we don't have an adequate concert venue.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Until now.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27The Pawnee Amphitheatre!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29How much would that cost?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Not that much. 200, 300 million.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32- Right.- Great.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Luxury Dog Park.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Do you want to tell us any more?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Poodles only.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40- No pooping. - PHONE RINGS
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Hey. Where are you?
0:06:43 > 0:06:44I'm here. Where are you?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46We're inside the main entrance.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Near the sign that says Pawnee campground.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Oh...
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I'm in a totally different place. That's why we can't see each other.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56My God, Andy. I don't even want to be here.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59The air is too fresh. It's disgusting. I can't breathe.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02There's a brook somewhere that won't stop babbling. Shut up!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Sweetheart, just hold tight. And, uh, I'll be there.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Well, April is right here.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11And I... am down here somewhere.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13How 'bout we just invest the money?
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Make 4% a year.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17You know, set up a nice little nest egg for the city. What do you think?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Great idea. Thanks, White Urkel.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23All right, maybe it's not the sexiest idea, Todd, but it's smart.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26What are you even still doing here? Harvest Festival is over.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Shouldn't you be back in Indianapolis?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Ben helped us launch the Harvest Festival,
0:07:30 > 0:07:32and he knows how Chris' mind works,
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- and he's a valuable asset to the team.- Thank you.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36April has not presented her idea... April.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- I didn't come up with anything. - Why?- Because!
0:07:39 > 0:07:40I know that whatever we come up with isn't going to be
0:07:40 > 0:07:43good enough anyway. We're just going to go with your idea.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44She's got a point.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Leslie, just tell us what your idea is,
0:07:46 > 0:07:47so I can go back to the Thunderdome.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48That's what I'm calling my tent.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50I am really disappointed in all of you.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53You know, the whole town is looking at us right now,
0:07:53 > 0:07:54and you're letting them down.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Take an hour, go clear your heads,
0:07:56 > 0:07:59and see if you can come up with a real idea that we can use.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02And also see if you're interested in contributing to this department.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05And after that, I will tell you my idea.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Wow, you really let 'em have it.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Well, I had no choice. I didn't want to tell them my idea.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Why not?- Because I don't have one.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19I don't have an idea, Ann.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20I'm so screwed, Ann.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22The meeting is tomorrow and I don't have anything.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Why not just build the park on the lot behind my house?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Chris wants the new project to generate revenue.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29What about those binders in your office?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32They're filled with small ideas! We need a big, juicy idea.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I'm so desperate, I even brought in my "Dream Journal",
0:08:34 > 0:08:37hoping it would inspire me.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38"I married Alf, and we're pretty happy."
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Sounds nice.- It was.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44OK, listen to me. You are smart and creative
0:08:44 > 0:08:47and talented, and you're going to be fine.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48You're probably right.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I just need an hour, and... and it'll come to me.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54PHONE RINGS
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Hello?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Andy, you have to save me. I'm camping with people I work with.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Hello, April?
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Hello?
0:09:02 > 0:09:07Walk around in circles, like I am, help triangulate the phone call.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Hello?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10SHE SIGHS
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Hang on, I'm going to try to get to higher ground.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Agh! Ow, I found some thorns.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18I mean, yes, my daughter might think
0:09:18 > 0:09:21she is old enough to be sexually active with her boyfriend.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22But I'm sorry, 16.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24That... That just seems too young to be on birth control.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27You know, I was 24 when Gayle took my virginity.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31What's say we just stand here in silence?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33And think of ideas...
0:09:33 > 0:09:35for projects.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36You know what I should do?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39I should lead a teen abstinence workshop.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45That might be incredibly effective.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51HE SIGHS
0:09:51 > 0:09:53ELECTRONIC VIBRATING
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Hey, Tom.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59One second, I'm just in the middle of a head massage.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02That's a good stopping point. What's up?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Uh... You want to bounce some ideas off each other?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Here's a better idea. How 'bout I bounce my way over to my dog couch
0:10:08 > 0:10:09and watch a little season six of Top Chef?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- All right.- I know Leslie seems upset. But the truth is,
0:10:12 > 0:10:15she's better than us at this stuff by a thousand miles.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20- So there's really no point. Care for some fondue?- Yeah.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Hey, how do you afford all this stuff?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I just return it the next day and claim it was defective.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27The key is crying a lot. No-one likes to hear a grown man cry.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30And then my hand accidentally went in the panini press!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32HE SOBS
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Hey, you want to go for a walk? - Yeah.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Wow, the sky is really beautiful.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41It's pollution from the sweetums factory. It's gorgeous.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43But is it worth the asthma?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45No.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Ben, this new project idea, it's not really a big deal.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50I'm probably making too much out of it.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52No, no. It's really big. I mean, you've got everyone's attention
0:10:52 > 0:10:55with the Harvest Festival, and now you're going to seal the deal.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57It's the chance you've been waiting for.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Well, what if the festival was, like, a high point for me,
0:10:59 > 0:11:01and I never do anything better than that?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Then you wouldn't be Leslie Knope.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07So I have to keep thinking about good ideas all the time,
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- or I'm no longer myself? - No, no, no. Not at all.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13I... I've just honestly never met someone who works as hard as you do.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17I mean, you're like the Energizer Bunny of city government.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23And when she looked in the back of her car,
0:11:23 > 0:11:27she saw that, even though it was her own private property,
0:11:27 > 0:11:30she would be forced to take it in...
0:11:30 > 0:11:32for a state inspection!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- OK, guys, listen up. - BUSHES RUSTLING
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- What was that?- That was me talking. - No, I heard it too.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- Andy?- If that's a coyote,
0:11:38 > 0:11:41someone needs to pick me up off the ground, now.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Oh, my God!- Oh! - THEY SHOUT
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- Hey, guys!- What are you doing here? - I was just out for my night-time run,
0:11:46 > 0:11:49and I thought, "why not go visit the Parks Department?"
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- How's everything going here? - Super great. Really well.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53We have a great idea.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Ooh, tell me now! While I sit on this boulder.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00I'm much more receptive to new ideas when my heart rate is still elevated.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Chris, do you want to maybe just talk for a minute
0:12:02 > 0:12:04and let them work?
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Oh! Oh, sure.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13BRUSH CRUNCHING
0:12:13 > 0:12:14What was that? What was that?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Leslie, just tell us your idea.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24NCIS: Los Angeles, season one, isn't going to watch itself.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Here it is.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32What do you think?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I don't have an idea. I'm sorry.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I thought if we all worked really hard,
0:12:36 > 0:12:39I could come up with something. But I don't have anything,
0:12:39 > 0:12:42and we're totally screwed. And what we need to do is just keep working
0:12:42 > 0:12:45and just work again, more, and just do it and get it,
0:12:45 > 0:12:48and then we got it and we're good. And go with that.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52I think I'm going to turn in.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54You're not going anywhere. No-one's going anywhere.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57No-one's sleeping, because this is an all-nighter. And that'll be fun.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00We'll all stay up, and then I'll be like, "Hey! No-one sleep!"
0:13:00 > 0:13:01CLANGING
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Do you hear how loud that is? - CLANG
0:13:03 > 0:13:04You're not sleeping through that.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Is there anything else to eat? The marshmallows are all gone.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09We have nothing to eat.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Jerry scared all the fish away with his loud personal stories.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Uck, I want to go home. I miss my canopy bed.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Yeah, I'm fine with not camping.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Especially since my stupid boyfriend abandoned me!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23I'll fire up the van.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28You know, I've never moved this slowly before.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30It's almost like being in quicksand.
0:13:30 > 0:13:35Hey, um, listen... When you dumped me, it was really embarrassing.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37You just kind of...took off.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Oh, I'm so sorry. I mean, I never meant to hurt you.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44And, well, um, I'm back now.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Hey, I have a great idea.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Why don't we go to this rustic diner that I know?
0:13:47 > 0:13:51We can have egg white omelettes, and we can continue to talk about us.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Sounds good.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54CLICKING No, no.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Chocolate or butterscotch?
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Uh, swirl me.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Dude, camping is awesome. I love it.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Excuse me, gentlemen.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09How long have you been running power to this tent?
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- I don't know. How long have we been here?- Ten hours.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15No! I was Tivoing Cupcake Wars.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16This is ridiculous!
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Look, I am used to a certain level of comfort in my life,
0:14:19 > 0:14:20and I didn't want to sacrifice that!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22OK, well, I packed everything up,
0:14:22 > 0:14:23so now you're telling me I have to go unpack it.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Guys, this is a sign.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27You wanted to leave, and now you're stuck here with me!
0:14:27 > 0:14:30So we can work all night! This is going to be so much fun!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- All night work! - CLANGING
0:14:33 > 0:14:35All night work! All night work!
0:14:35 > 0:14:38You know what? There's a bed and breakfast right up the road.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- I'm going to head there. - Yes! Let's keep brainstorming.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42I have a good feeling about this B&B.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45One day, there's going to be a plaque there that reads,
0:14:45 > 0:14:50"This is where Leslie Knope came up with the amazing idea for..."
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Damn, I thought that would work.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Welcome to "The Quiet Corn". I'm Elsa Clack.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Breakfast is served between 5:30 and 6:15am.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04What if we sleep to a normal hour?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Well, that would be very rude of you.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09May I take your breakfast order?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11We have hardboiled eggs,
0:15:11 > 0:15:16home-made tomato slices with dry seed and leek jam,
0:15:16 > 0:15:19and your choice of German muffin.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23What the BLEEP is a German muffin?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Oh, good lord.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29I call the bed!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Ah.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Awesome.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35I hate this place. This place is the exact opposite of SkyMall.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Oh, listen to this.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37"Dear Quiet Corn,
0:15:37 > 0:15:39"thank you for your beautiful Inn.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43"My wife and I spent three nights of ecstasy in this room."
0:15:43 > 0:15:44BOTH: Ugh!
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Gyash!
0:15:46 > 0:15:49There are no TVs anywhere.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51This place is lamer than outside.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52I'm chillin'.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- MAN SINGING - What is that?
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Jim.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58# Sleepin' in the tent...
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Oh, my God.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01# Sleepin' in the tent...
0:16:01 > 0:16:03HE LAUGHS
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I found you!
0:16:05 > 0:16:09# Oh, I found you
0:16:09 > 0:16:11# And I had to fight a squirrel...
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Where have you been?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- I told you I was going to take you campin', didn't I?- Yeah.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Well, I'm taking you campin'. Look at this. This is what I had
0:16:17 > 0:16:20set up at the other campsite. Except for it was way nicer there.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23But this'll do. I've got some champagne.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26And I had to drink most of it to survive.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28So I'm kind of buzzed right now.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30I'm just glad you're here.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Can we make out now?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36No, you have to understand
0:16:36 > 0:16:38that at the time, I genuinely thought
0:16:38 > 0:16:40that you and I would never see each other again.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41I completely understand.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Well, that's what makes you so amazing.- No.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Ann Perkins... Amazing.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Oh, no.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Oh, no?
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- Oh, no!- No, no, no. I wasn't saying that
0:16:57 > 0:16:59I thought we should get back together again.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02But you said that... You indicated...
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Oh, my God, this is happening again.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I have to move, right?
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Yeah.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10I'm going to leave the country.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Bye, everybody. Bye.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Hey.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Hey. Couldn't sleep?
0:17:18 > 0:17:22No. My room is filled with cat hair and cat smell.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25And actual cats, roughly 12 cats.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Hmm, sounds delightful. - Leslie, what are you doing?
0:17:27 > 0:17:31I am listening to Steal my Sunshine by Len.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33A one-hit wonder, like me.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- You're not a one-hit wonder. - Well, I will be.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37I peaked at the Harvest Festival, Ron.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Years from now, people will say, "Remember that woman
0:17:39 > 0:17:41"who came up with the Harvest Festival idea and never came up with
0:17:41 > 0:17:44"another idea again? What happened to her? What was her name? Kim?
0:17:44 > 0:17:45"Anyway, who cares? She's stupid, and she's dead now."
0:17:45 > 0:17:48For the first time ever, the Parks Department has real momentum,
0:17:48 > 0:17:50and I'm going to ruin it for everybody.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53You've done more for this group of people than anyone else.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56You're the only reason we all still have jobs.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57I think we'll be OK.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Yeah, OK, well, I would love to chit-chat about this,
0:18:00 > 0:18:02but I need to keep working, OK? And keep pushing
0:18:02 > 0:18:05so that my breakthrough will happen, and I will be ready for it.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08You know what? I just had an idea for a new project.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Really?- Yes.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Yes, I think... I think this could be really good.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- What is it? - Come with me.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Right through here. - Wait, what's happening?
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Argh! Ron!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Ron, what are you doing?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24This is my idea. You're going to shut your brain down and go to sleep,
0:18:24 > 0:18:27and I'm going to stay out here and guard the door so you can't leave.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28- KNOCKING - No! Ron!
0:18:28 > 0:18:31You've been thinking about work non-stop for years!
0:18:31 > 0:18:32It's time to rest!
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- All my binders are downstairs!- Sh!
0:18:35 > 0:18:38All due respect, Ms Clack, stick a German muffin in it.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42Fair enough. I'm just going to go to bed. Just call it a night.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45I already checked, Leslie. The transom is painted shut.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Damn it!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Oh, my God, there's, like, 50 cats in here.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Where's Leslie?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I'm not 100% sure.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Should we reschedule or...
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Nope, she'll be here.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Good morning! So I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long
0:19:04 > 0:19:06as I usually sleep, so I'm a little disoriented.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09But I did wake up with a million ideas, and Ron would not let me
0:19:09 > 0:19:12have any paper, so I had to write them down on this doily.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13We should buy a telescope
0:19:13 > 0:19:16and make the old ranger station in Ramsett Park an observatory.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18That way, we could sell tickets and have class trips.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- I like it! We'll...- Good! Then have theme night at the Park.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23We could have singles, um, date night, uh, seniors,
0:19:23 > 0:19:25and we could have a citywide yard sale,
0:19:25 > 0:19:27which would be part auction, part Antiques Roadshow.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30And we could have the professors from the Community College come in
0:19:30 > 0:19:31and assign value to the objects.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33And then we could split the profits for the school.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- It'd be a lot of fun.- I'll see you boys later.- Bye, Ron!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39They say you're only as good as your last idea.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41I say you're only as good as the people you work with.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Leslie Knope is back. Ha-ha!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Oh, my God, my breath is so bad.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49MUSIC: "Ode To Joy" by Beethoven
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Yeah, she died, like, 20 minutes after that.