0:00:02 > 0:00:05While they re-paint the parking lot, we're asking everyone to street park.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- I'm not street parking my Mercedes. - Well, everyone is. I'm doing it.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Cos nobody wants to steal a Saturn.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13All right, moving on to recycling.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15RON GRUNTS
0:00:15 > 0:00:19- You OK, Ron?- Just a little tooth pain. I'm fine. Continue.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21OK, each department will be getting blue bins...
0:00:21 > 0:00:22GRUNTS CONTINUE
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Do you need to go to the dentist, Ron?
0:00:24 > 0:00:26I don't like dentists.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Just a second.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- Hey! - JERRY: No, no. No!
0:00:30 > 0:00:31No, no, no, no!
0:00:31 > 0:00:34EVERYONE SHOUTS
0:00:34 > 0:00:35CRIES OF HORROR
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Oh!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- What the- BLEEP?! - Oh, my God!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I'm sorry, everybody. What were we talking about?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Recycling?
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49But it's always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers
0:00:49 > 0:00:52that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55'Plus, it's always fun to see Tom faint.'
0:00:55 > 0:00:58RON LAUGHS
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- Attention, everybody! - Everybody, listen up.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24You are all officially invited to a dinner party,
0:01:24 > 0:01:277pm tonight at our home, which is officially
0:01:27 > 0:01:30my friend Burly's home, because I don't have a home.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- That's it. There's no more left. - Give it to him.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34'We've been dating for almost a month,
0:01:34 > 0:01:36'so we just decided that we wanted'
0:01:36 > 0:01:37to do something special.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41And dinner parties do combine two of our favourite things,
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- dinner and parties. - Parties.- Yeah.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48It's like if you could have a...Xbox pancake.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Your invitations include requests for each of you to bring stuff,
0:01:51 > 0:01:54cos we don't have a whole lot. Don't be late.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55- Watch out. - SHE GIGGLES
0:01:55 > 0:01:58"Dearest Tom, please bring silverware."
0:01:58 > 0:01:59"Please bring cooked steak."
0:01:59 > 0:02:00This is ridiculous!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02They're young. They're in love.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04They're ready to show it to the world. It's very sweet.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- And we're all going. - TOM: What?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08There's a boy's sale at Dillard's today.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Hey.- Oh, hey.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- You going tonight?- Yeah. Apparently
0:02:12 > 0:02:15they want me to bring Avatar, and 50 pairs
0:02:15 > 0:02:18of 3D glasses, and a 3D-capable television.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Mmm.- Yeah. - Well, I will see you there,
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- with all of those things. - I was actually coming to see you.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- I wanted your advice on something. - Oh, yeah?- My boss in Indianapolis,
0:02:26 > 0:02:28he wants me back on the road in a week.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32But then, this morning, Chris offered me a job
0:02:32 > 0:02:33to stay here in Pawnee and work for him.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Do you wanna do that? - Well, I don't know.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I've been moving around so much the past few years.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42It might be nice to stay in one place for a while.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- What do you think? - Well, this is a great city.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47You know, it's definitely the best city in Indiana,
0:02:47 > 0:02:48probably America, possibly the world.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- Sure.- But on the other hand,
0:02:50 > 0:02:54you've put in 12 years with the state government.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55So you think I should say no to Chris
0:02:55 > 0:02:57and head back to Indianapolis or...?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01It's a tough call. You know what I would do?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03You should make a pros and cons list.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- That always works for me. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- OK, maybe I'll do that. - Excellent.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Nice talking to you. - Good stuff.- Yeah.- OK.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15BUZZ OF CONVERSATION
0:03:15 > 0:03:17ANN: So how does this work?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- All right, you just fill out your name tag, and you're all set.- OK.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24But I mean, do I just go up and talk to anyone,
0:03:24 > 0:03:27or do I wait for them to talk to me, or...?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Are you asking me how to flirt with men?
0:03:30 > 0:03:34OK. All right. 'It's a whole new Ann Perkins.'
0:03:34 > 0:03:36I'm putting myself out there, meeting some new people,
0:03:36 > 0:03:38having some casual fun,
0:03:38 > 0:03:41and it is awkward.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45So Gayle went out and got me this new party shirt.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47So be honest, what do you guys think?
0:03:47 > 0:03:48You know what, Jerry?
0:03:48 > 0:03:52I make fun of you a lot, but credit where credit is due.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55You know, I like how the... HE LAUGHS
0:03:55 > 0:04:00Damn it. I was so close. It's a terrible shirt.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Hey, guys. OK, everybody listen up.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05April's friend Orin is here.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07He's very intense and very weird.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08So if you end up talking to him,
0:04:08 > 0:04:11just make sure you don't reveal anything personal about yourself.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Hey, gang!- Hey.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- What'd you bring? - I was in charge of the cake.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18To be fair, it's not a cake so much as it is a vegetable loaf.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21You got your mushrooms, your alfalfa sprouts, your spinach,
0:04:21 > 0:04:23and I had it sweetened with fruit reduction.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26But did they ask you to bring a vegetable loaf or a cake?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29No, a cake, but this is so much healthier.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31So not only does this thing exist,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33but now you have deprived everyone of cake.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34- Take a walk, Ron.- Yep.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Donna. Oh, my God.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I am so excited to see you here.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48These things are horrible when you're by yourself.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49What?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Do you know where you are right now?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54We're in the jungle. There are no friends here.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56It's every woman for herself.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- You're joking, right? - Do I look like I'm joking?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Dating is a zero-sum game.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06If you get a man, I don't get that man.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I'm here because of advice that you gave me
0:05:08 > 0:05:09to be more adventurous in my life.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Here's some more advice. Beat it.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Hey.- Ben, heard you might be leaving Pawnee.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I don't know. I'm thinking about it.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Well, you are a huge nerd. But I'd be sorry to see you go, man.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Thanks, Tom.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26OK, this party needs a little help. I'll be right back.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29So are you going on, like, a year-long walking tour
0:05:29 > 0:05:32of the set of The Lord of the Rings in New Zealand?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34To be honest with you, I wasn't a fan
0:05:34 > 0:05:37of Peter Jackson's interpretation. So you can put that one away.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Andy, I think you maybe should put some more food out.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Totally agree. Just firing up the Bagel Bites now.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Hey.- Oh, my God! April! - What do you think?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- You're not supposed to let me see you.- No, come on. You have to look.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50This is important. You have to tell me if I look good.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55- Hey, guys, what's going on?- Uh... It's supposed to be a big surprise.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58But tonight, me and April are getting married.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Is April pregnant? Are you pregnant?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02- Yes.- Yes?- No.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Are you sick? Are you terminal?
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Is it like that movie A Walk to Remember?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Yes.- What? - No. God.- Oh, God!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Why are you doing this?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Why is this great thing happening?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Well, I mean, it's actually a really funny story.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16We were hanging out.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18And suddenly, I was like,
0:06:18 > 0:06:23"What if we got married tomorrow?" And she was like...
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- "Fine."- She's like, "Fine." - That is a great story.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28But you guys haven't been together very long,
0:06:28 > 0:06:30and you have no place to live.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- We've been together long enough and we'll find a place to live.- Yeah.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Like, a house or, like, a condo or something.- Probably a condo.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38You can't just get a condo.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41No, you're right. House.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43'I love Andy and April as a couple.'
0:06:43 > 0:06:45I want them to stay together forever.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48But relationships need planning.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51You just can't jump into something without thinking.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54It took me four years to find the right hairdresser,
0:06:54 > 0:06:56and we still fight all the time!
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Andy and April are gonna surprise people with a secret ceremony.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Whoa. Secret wedding.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Julia Roberts pulled the same move.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Is that that toothy girl from Mystic Pizza?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Ron, please, I need you to help me knock some sense into them.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11It's not really my place. Or yours.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Hi. I'm Ann.- Brian.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17What's your occupation?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- I'm a manager at a sporting goods store.- No way. Me, too.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25- Seriously? Which one?- No, I'm not. I was just ribbing you.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- What are you drinking?- Yeah.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- What?- Oh, I don't know. I couldn't hear you.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36So you just laughed and said, "Yeah"?
0:07:36 > 0:07:37- Yeah.- Excuse us.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40That was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Did you grow up in the woods?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Are you Nell from the movie Nell?
0:07:44 > 0:07:45I told you I'm rusty.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48All right, come with me.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49- Hey, Andy.- Yeah.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I know what's going down, and I'm so happy for you guys.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Thank you, Tom. - Hey, something just occurred to me.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- Can I be your best man? - Yeah, dude, totally.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Thank you.- My best man.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Best man!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02One of my life goals is to be a best man.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05It's a baller position. You get drunk. You make speeches.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08And you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid,
0:08:08 > 0:08:10usually standing, from behind.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Look, I know that I cannot tell you what to do.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14I know it doesn't work,
0:08:14 > 0:08:17from all the times I've tried to tell you what to do before.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18But you know what would be fun?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Maybe we should make a pros and cons list.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Let me take you home, then we'll go do that together. It'll be a blast.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Leslie, relax.- You relax.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28You relax all the way home and get into bed.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30You need to go to bed.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31April...
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Girl talk.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Hey, what's your middle name?
0:08:35 > 0:08:36The justice of the peace lady needs to know.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38You don't know each other's middle names?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40I don't wanna say it out loud.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- HE LAUGHS: Ew! - Shut up!
0:08:43 > 0:08:44HE LAUGHS
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Roberta!- Such a loser! Can't believe I'm marrying him!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- You don't have to.- I'm going to. And then I'm gonna divorce him.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Then I'm gonna marry him again.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57One time, I fell madly in love with a Civil War re-enactor
0:08:57 > 0:08:59that I had only known for six hours.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03And then I found out he wore those clothes all the time.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04And he was married.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06But the clothes thing really bothered me.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09You always wanna scribble the name.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Make 'em read. Draw them in. Make 'em work for it.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Right.- Two shots of Jameson.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Don't make too much eye contact.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21You wanna seem available, but not too available.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Oh, thanks. I think I'm good for now. I'm not- gonna... Yeah.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29All right. Let's do this.
0:09:31 > 0:09:37Ron, you are so amazing with the me and April stuff.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40I love you, man. Would you be one of my best men?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I'd be honoured to, son.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Chris, you helped me get April back. - Oh...
0:09:46 > 0:09:51- Would you be my best man? - Nothing else in my entire life
0:09:51 > 0:09:53would make me happier as long as I live.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Jerry.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Aw, I'm so glad you made it. This shirt is hilarious.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Derek and Ben, will you be my best men?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Got a little competition for the best man, huh?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Well, you know what the best best man does.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Excuse me!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Are there any strippers here?
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Former strippers?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Non-dancers but you're feeling a little bit drunk?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- What are you doing?- I'm throwing Andy an impromptu bachelor party.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20It's my duty as best man.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- The wedding's in four minutes. - It's that kind of negative thinking
0:10:22 > 0:10:25that makes you a less good best man.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26MOBILE PHONE RINGS Hello?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29'Hi, Ann, it's Leslie, Leslie Knope from the Parks Department.'
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Yeah, I know. Where are you?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33April and Andy are getting married tonight.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- What?- 'Yeah, I know.'
0:10:35 > 0:10:36I need you to get down here, Ann.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39I need you to kiss him again or kiss her or kiss somebody.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42I don't know, Ann! Help me, please!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Relationships are like scuba diving.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47If you come up too fast, you get the bends.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48And the reason why I know this
0:10:48 > 0:10:51is because I was dating a guy once, and we were scuba diving,
0:10:51 > 0:10:53and I told him that I loved him underwater,
0:10:53 > 0:10:55and he shot up really fast, and he got the bends.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58No, Orin, I don't know how I'm going to die.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Wait. Are you asking me or telling me?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- Hey, can I talk to you for a second?- Yes, please.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05April and Andy are about to get married.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Wow. My Brita filter's older than their relationship.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Wait a second. Should I change my Brita filter?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- I don't know. It depends on how frequently you use it.- True.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Stay focused, OK? Please.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17The point is two boneheads, whom I love dearly,
0:11:17 > 0:11:19are about to sacrifice their future cos they haven't
0:11:19 > 0:11:22thought this thing through and nobody seems concerned!
0:11:22 > 0:11:28Attention, everybody. Mesdames and...missoirs.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33If you would do me the obligation of having your honour,
0:11:33 > 0:11:38heretofore, in the room doth right over there, hence.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- What?- Big event in that room, 15 minutes.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Oh, my God. This is really happening.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47I love April and Andy. I want them to stay together.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50And that is why I have to stop their wedding.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Hi, guys, remember how I told you
0:11:52 > 0:11:54there was going to be a surprise later?
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Well, the surprise is you are not actually at a dinner party.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01You're at our wedding.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04GASPS AND LAUGHTER
0:12:04 > 0:12:06ANDY: All right. Let's do this.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11MUSIC: "April Come She Will" by Simon and Garfunkel
0:12:18 > 0:12:22# April
0:12:22 > 0:12:25# Come she will
0:12:25 > 0:12:29# When streams are ripe and swelled with rain... #
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today
0:12:32 > 0:12:38to marry Andrew Maxwell Dwyer and April Roberta Ludgate.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41I guess I kind of hate most things.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43But I never really seem to hate you.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47So, I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Is that cool?- Yes.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52- Is it my turn?- Yes.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54"April, you're the most awesome person
0:12:54 > 0:12:57"I have ever known in my entire life.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00"I vow to protect you from danger.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03"I don't care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter,
0:13:03 > 0:13:05"or a bear, or him,
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- "your mom... I would take 'em down."- Andy.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11I'm getting mad right now even thinking about it.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12- I'm telling you.- It's OK.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17I wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute, with you.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20And I'm the luckiest man in the galaxy.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23And now the rings.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30By the power vested in me by the State of Indiana,
0:13:30 > 0:13:33I now pronounce you husband and wife.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Go fly away.- Fly! Fly!- Wings of love.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- IT THUDS, GASPS - OK. All right.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46So that one is dead. We know that.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49MUSIC: "Jump Around" by House of Pain
0:13:58 > 0:14:00You wouldn't have been able to stop it, you know.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I could've yelled something or tackled someone.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07But you didn't, because deep down, you knew it wouldn't have mattered.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Those kids are gonna do what they wanna do.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13They may have just ruined their lives on an impulse decision.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Leslie, I got married twice.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Both times, I was a lot older than those two.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21And both marriages ended in divorce...
0:14:21 > 0:14:22and a burning effigy.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Who's to say what works?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28You find somebody you like, and you roll the dice.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29That's all anybody can do.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Wait. Weren't you married three times?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Oh, my God, you're right.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38HE LAUGHS
0:14:38 > 0:14:39I get to burn another effigy.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42The key to burning an ex-wife effigy
0:14:42 > 0:14:44is to dip it in paraffin wax
0:14:44 > 0:14:48and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol
0:14:48 > 0:14:50from a safe distance.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57My sister is lame, but Andy's sort of cool.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I guess I kind of see why he'd marry her.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Also, if anyone finds my grey hoodie, I lost it.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Thanks.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08ANDY: That was beautiful.
0:15:08 > 0:15:13You two remind me of me and my husband, George.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15'I gotta nail the speech.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17'So I brought in an expert. Jean-Ralphio.'
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Can I throw something on you, see if it feels good?- Sure.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21OK, this is what I would do. I would start with a joke.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Joke, Vince Vaughn quote, obviously.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Swingers or Crashers? - Fred Claus.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Talk about Andy's ex-girlfriends.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Quote from Love Actually. Hold back your tears. Pause.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Drop the microphone. Get out of that bitch. Boom!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38I wish you the best of luck, to both of you.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43ANDY: Thank you, Grandma.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46How could anyone ever possibly top that?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Am I right?
0:15:48 > 0:15:49So, thank you all for all the talking.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Let's just get back to dancing, huh?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53CHEERING
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Cool. See you around, maybe.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- That went better, right? - Yes, it did.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03However, he proudly told me that he "beat herpes."
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I'm sorry, Donna. I'm gonna go home.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07I just found out Andy's getting married.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08So?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10So that's my ex-boyfriend.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- We were together for a really long time.- All right.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14What?
0:16:14 > 0:16:18What? Listen, you are a hot, young doctor.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- I'm a nurse, actually. - OK, I don't know you.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22But I do know that you can fix your attitude.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Do you wanna go home and feel sorry for yourself
0:16:24 > 0:16:25about a man you didn't wanna marry?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Or do you wanna go talk to that cute boy,
0:16:27 > 0:16:29who has been looking at you, and give him your number
0:16:29 > 0:16:32before I throw him in my Benz for myself?
0:16:33 > 0:16:34All right.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39I just wanna thank my family, my friends,
0:16:39 > 0:16:44most importantly, my best best man, Mr Tom Haverford.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Oh! Coolest guy I know.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48And, ladies, he's single, I think.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- You're not still married, are you? - No.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52But you... You're straight?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Yes. - Jean-Ralphio's just a friend?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- Yeah.- Yeah!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Anyways, oh, my God, I'm married!
0:16:59 > 0:17:02HE LAUGHS This is crazy. What happened?
0:17:02 > 0:17:05But, seriously, life is short, right?
0:17:06 > 0:17:10Uh, just... I really think you should just do whatever makes you happy.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12That's what April and I did.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14We are in love.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16So we didn't overthink it.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20I mean, seriously, I cannot emphasise
0:17:20 > 0:17:24how little we thought about this. Am I right?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27All right, well, this is a song I wrote for you,
0:17:27 > 0:17:30April Roberta Ludgate.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31I love you.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33I love you.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36# Yeah, yeah
0:17:36 > 0:17:38# Oh, Grandma
0:17:38 > 0:17:40# April, there's so little time
0:17:42 > 0:17:45# The things I really wanna do
0:17:48 > 0:17:50# Let's fly to the sky
0:17:51 > 0:17:53# It's so awesome... #
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Exactly! Mortality. See, I like to take each day at a time.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59There's nothing in the world we can't accomplish if we try.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- I have to go. - It's been great talking to you.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06- Hey.- Don't worry.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09I'm not gonna say another word. This is your day.
0:18:09 > 0:18:14I just wanted to say that... I'm really glad you're here.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18I think you're awesome, and I love you.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Aw...
0:18:21 > 0:18:24# We can do anything together... #
0:18:24 > 0:18:26What's the deal with that hot girl, April?
0:18:26 > 0:18:27- What's the deal with her?- Yeah.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Like, is she good to go? Like, is she down to clown?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32She's married.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34She got married, like, 20 minutes ago.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Oh, my God. That's the same girl from the thing.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39From the wedding ceremony, yeah.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42All the good ones are taken, huh, bro?
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Yeah.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Hey.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56You should stay.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Don't go back to Indianapolis. You should stay here.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- You think?- Yeah. Yes.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06It's a great city here, you know? And there are great people.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- And you've made a lot of friends. - Yeah.- And what are you gonna do?
0:19:09 > 0:19:13You gonna go back to your old job and hack up people's budgets?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Stay here. Help us build something.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17I already accepted the job.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20I'm staying here.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- That's good. - Yeah, I think so.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Orin's behind me, isn't he? - Mm-hm. Yeah.- OK.- OK.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- So just keep your eyes on me.- OK. - Don't panic, cos he can smell fear.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- What do I...?- Just keep talking to me.- Hi.- Hi.- How are you?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Good. How are you? - How was the wedding?- Run!
0:19:39 > 0:19:43"Hey, Ann, it was great talking to you last night.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- "Hope we can get together soon." - OK, now you write, "Who is this?"
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- Hey, you guys, we got a video from April and Andy.- Oh. OK.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- How you guys doing?- Hey, we're on our honeymoon.- It is awesome.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57We're at Burly's family vacation house on Lake Michigan.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59We're having so much fun.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Except for Roberta, here, turns out, sucks at water skiing.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Oh, my God.- So bad. I'm gonna divorce you.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Andy sucks at driving a boat.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08And I'm gonna divorce him, probably right now.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Well, they're still together. You owe me 20 bucks.