0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:06 > 0:00:10All the crew inside locked in. Got the cameraman 'ere.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13And we're just saying, yeah, don't forget,
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Kurupt FM website coming very soon!
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Every business these days needs a website.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23Yeah, we're always expanding, getting bigger and bigger every day.
0:00:23 > 0:00:27- We're like Japan. - Yeah, next global superpower. So...
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Ain't they got a website as well?
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Probably what started them off in the first place.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Bigging up Lambrini Bob in Isleworth,
0:00:34 > 0:00:38yeah, requesting that AmA (Dub) I sees ya!
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Going global is a big opportunity for us, actually,
0:00:41 > 0:00:43cos right now we're just UK-based.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Getting more and more fans, like.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Obviously, we've got enough, probably,
0:00:48 > 0:00:52but a website will take us to the next level.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Trust me, reaching further!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Hussa! Hussa!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Available from all good internet outlets.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Come on, we're going to be late for school.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10If anyone tries to mug you off, you call Daddy, all right?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Big Daddy Grindah. All right, sweet.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Any little mug tries it,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16don't care what age they are, they'll get crushed.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Wait, wait, wait. No, no.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22It's the diagonal strap there. Let's wait for it.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23See you later.
0:01:23 > 0:01:28- See you at five. Half three.- Half three?- You lot got it well easy!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Completely different to my day.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34HE GRUNTS
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- Roche? Rochelle?- Mmm?- Roche?- Mmm?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42The washing machine's fucked.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44TV IS ON
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Well, maybe it's time you tried fixing it, then.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Perhaps you could show Craig as well.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52It would be good if he had some basic skills beyond eating
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- and playing World War Duty. - Call Of Duty.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Right, cool, I've gotta bounce. I've got a radio meeting about a website.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Craig David, laterz.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03- See you later.- Mmmwah!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05All right, I'm leaving it with you. Get it sorted.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07I'll look at it tonight.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- I've chucked some towels down to soak up the water as well.- What water?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Catch you on the flip side, yeah?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Kevin, what water?
0:02:16 > 0:02:20MUSIC POUNDS
0:02:20 > 0:02:21HE TOOTS HORN
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Mate, the internet is going to be big, right?
0:02:27 > 0:02:32Grindah only started believing in the internet cos of all the pornos.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35I thought it's got to be good if it's got that! Yeah.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I was saying to Decoy we might have to get a bigger studio, innit?
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- Yeah, to deal with all the e-mails and that.- Yeah, exactly.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Probably get Wi-Fi.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- Here?- Yeah.- All right, cool.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50MODEM SCREECHES
0:02:52 > 0:02:57It's mad, actually, cos we bought the website but it comes blank.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Yeah, you got to build it yourself, like, sort of like IKEA.- Yeah.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Listen, boys, once I get this up and running
0:03:03 > 0:03:06you'll be bigger than Two Girls And One Bloody Bucket.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Have you seen that? It's disgusting.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I showed it to Aldona, she said she's going to leave me.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Serious, she's leaving you? - No, mate, she is here illegally.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16I do all her paperwork and that.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19PHONE RINGS
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Hello, Gary, mate.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Yeah, still DJ-ing.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Website's not even up, bookings are rolling in.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Wait there one second, mate.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32You know Gary and Lisa, yeah?
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- They are having a little wedding party and their DJ dropped out.- Yeah?
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- Down the social club a couple of hours?- Nah! We don't do weddings!
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- It's £200, though.- £200?- Yeah. - So that's...
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Between us that'll be...
0:03:50 > 0:03:52That'll be all right.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53One thing, though, obviously,
0:03:53 > 0:03:56cos it's a wedding they don't want an MC, just a DJ.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Well, obviously not, then, if there is no MC.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Yeah, the DJ/MC dynamic is pretty unique, actually.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06It's like some Derren Brown sort of shit.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Grindah actually knows what I'm going to play
0:04:08 > 0:04:10even before I play it sometimes.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Yeah, it's a bit of a sixth sense of mine, innit?
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Also, I pick out our set as well, so that helps a bit.
0:04:17 > 0:04:22- Yeah. But we both bring something to the table, though.- Turntable!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24What about your music?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Are you going to stream now via the internet and that?
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Mate, we're not a...internet radio station. We're very much FM based.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- We're just luring them in.- We're going global, but you will
0:04:36 > 0:04:40very much need to be in Brentford to be able to catch Kurupt FM.
0:04:40 > 0:04:46We are like a global...local pirate radio station sort of thing.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48We're one of the first, actually.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Radio will never be defeated by the internet
0:04:51 > 0:04:55cos radio will never die, yeah? You see in apocalypse films, yeah?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58At the end of it they are all running around. There's no internet working.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01What are they doing? They are checking the radio.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04What are they searching for? Messages.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08What will be on in the apocalypse? Kurupt FM.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Yeah, so your proxy server, straightaway that's 50 quid.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14You're going to need the Intel inside and the Intel outside.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18I can do it for you for around 170.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21We'll need Intel.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Get a bit of Pentium in there. - Right.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- Slim a bit off and we'll call it quits.- OK, 165.- Deal.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38That's nice.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42There's actually, like, a 98p shop up the road,
0:05:42 > 0:05:46but I just think here you get a better overall quality of product.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50How do you find Angel going to school?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52She's still struggling a little bit.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54No, I'm not struggling,
0:05:54 > 0:05:57I just think that it's unfair to force people to do stuff.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Like, there should be an alternative.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01You know, like, grown-ups have the dole,
0:06:01 > 0:06:04so why isn't there something they get paid for instead of going to school?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07She does need her own mates, though.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10She can't just hang around with us her whole life, know what I mean?
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Mm.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14My mum is still my best friend, like.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Girls her age are all just, like, little two-faced bitches, anyway.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I told her to stay away from them.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21So what is good about Angel being at school?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25It means I've got more time to organise the house or whatever.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27There's just so many different boxes, like.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Can you just imagine how tidy the house could be?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35This one's got like a glittery textured top as well,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37so that's just a bit more elegant sort of style.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39And these ones are amazing value
0:06:39 > 0:06:42cos you've got all those little ones in there.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Just get a few more of these. They'll be good for Grindah's lunches.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48All right, boys?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52How are we going to get that money to pay Chabud?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Do you reckon we'll do that wedding later, bruv?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Nah, I already said we ain't doing it.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04We're just going to pick up Angel.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Right, quick in-and-out job, all right?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Daddy's got to get on one, right? I can't stay for long.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Got the whole of the internet to sort out. Why is the door not...?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Why is my leather bean bag over there?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I was just having a sort-out while the house was quiet.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- I don't like it like this! - Hello, baby! Are you all right?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Are you exhausted? You look so tired.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- What are you doing to her? - I'm checking for bruises.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35(Such a freak.)
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- See you, like, in a bit. - Does it hurt if I do that?
0:07:38 > 0:07:39No.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41No? OK.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Do you find it hard caring for a family?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46It's hard but it's extremely rewarding
0:07:46 > 0:07:49when you see the smile on Craig's face when the heating is on,
0:07:49 > 0:07:51the electricity is pumping through the house.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55The computer's on, like. That's a sense of achievement.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I haven't actually paid the bills yet,
0:07:57 > 0:08:00but when I do, I will feel definitely achieved.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Craigy G, what's going on, man? GUNFIRE ON COMPUTER GAME
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Do you want to help me do that washing machine?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Nah, Mum said you had to buy a new one.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13I'm busy.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Is it?
0:08:15 > 0:08:16A'ight.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Probably got homework to do or something.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25It just would have been nice to have a little...father...guardian...
0:08:25 > 0:08:28son moment...
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Easy, boys.- Chabsy!- What's Gucci? Come in.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Good as gold, sailor. Ready for the big unveiling, yeah?
0:08:38 > 0:08:42So, what I've done, I've made some changes to the original plans
0:08:42 > 0:08:43that you guys gave me.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Just using my own internet expertise.- Good, yeah.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Everybody knows that sex sells, yeah?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Trust me, I've bought it many times myself.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- What have we got to do?- You don't have to do anything.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Let me just show you, OK?
0:08:55 > 0:09:00I basically took some snaps of my wife, Aldona, who is stunning, yeah?
0:09:00 > 0:09:01And I just basically, you know,
0:09:01 > 0:09:04put her on there and just maybe sex it up a little bit, you know?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Yeah, that's right. Is that Aldona? - That's her, yeah.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08You can see her Wild Bean cafe.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11No, I mean, technically, it's not her vagina.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Hers wasn't the best maintained, so I found another one,
0:09:14 > 0:09:17cut and pasted it on. But we do need to talk about the payment.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Don't worry about the payment, we're sorting it.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22We've got one of our best boys on the case, innit?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Trust me, on some Oceans 11 type espionage shit.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Down the JC right now, telling him that his nan's flat's flooded, like.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33You can get this thing called a crisis loan, yeah?
0:09:33 > 0:09:37If you look like you're having a crisis, basically.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Normally I don't bother because they ask me questions
0:09:39 > 0:09:41and it's quite intense.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I just do the standard little diary thing,
0:09:43 > 0:09:45where you just tell them what you've been doing.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49And then they just give you free money, basically.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51I got a free laptop as well from...
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Cos I gave myself dyslexia from smoking skunk.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Hello. My name is Steven Green. I've had a crisis.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04INAUDIBLE REPLY
0:10:05 > 0:10:12- So...why do you need the crisis loan?- Eh? Just, the pipe burst.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17And I was in there as well. Cos...that's why I wet myself.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Not with the...trousers, with the water...
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Mr Green...- Yeah?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26We can only give out these loans to people who have a genuine emergency.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31- People who have gone through an ordeal. Understand?- Yeah... Yeah.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Um...
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Cos...
0:10:36 > 0:10:37I've done that as well.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Mm-hm?- I've got more crisises...
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Cos it's so cold, I can't really think.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- My brain is a little bit, like... - Yes, I understand.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49'Kurupt FM does cost a lot of money to run,'
0:10:49 > 0:10:53cos everyone here, bar Grindah, has to pay subs.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Cos what it is, it's promotion for yourselves.- Promotion for yourself.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59You pay me a sub to be able to promote yourself.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01I've got a tab, though.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05I'm heavily in debt to these lot but it's worth it in the end.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- But we let him sleep on our floor, so...- Saves money on rent as well.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13- But it is my nan's flat originally. - Doesn't matter, Steve, she's dead.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Forget about her.- She's not dead, she's moved out.- Move on.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Whatever, she's dead to us.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21They were like, just...
0:11:21 > 0:11:26"Give me all your money, give me all your stuff." Literally...
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Then I got home and the pipes were burst as well, so...
0:11:30 > 0:11:31And that is a...?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Yeah...
0:11:34 > 0:11:36that's...a gun...
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Right.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Well...
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Can I get the money now?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I assume you'll be happy to tell this story to the authorities.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Yeah... What authorities?
0:11:49 > 0:11:50I'm talking about the police.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54- Yeah?- Uh-huh.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Er...
0:12:00 > 0:12:01I think I heard...
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I'll just chat to the person in reception...
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I can even ring them off my phone cos then you lot don't have...
0:12:07 > 0:12:08RUNNING FOOTSTEPS
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Going global is a... it's an art form, innit?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18So we're just starting the global push now.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21I don't know how Roche will take to that, actually.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24The stress levels are probably going to rocket.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27But once I get the money in, it'll be fine.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Once we got the millions, know what I mean? No sweat.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Roche?- Yeah?
0:12:31 > 0:12:32There you go, I've done it.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38- What about them screws on the floor? - Don't need screws! No more nails!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40You've glued it?!
0:12:40 > 0:12:43See, cos I was hoping we could keep the open-close mechanism with
0:12:43 > 0:12:45the door, cos it was one of the things I liked about it.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48All still fully functional as well, so...
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Well...
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Yeah...
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Definitely gone.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Well, you're looking at a new door anyway.- £90.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05I think there's a screwdriver under there, actually.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- SHE SIGHS £90, yeah?- Yeah!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09These things all cost money!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11The washing powder costs money!
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Your favourite fucking super snuggly fabric softener,
0:13:14 > 0:13:15that costs money as well!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Yeah, but I need that, Roche, otherwise I get itchy bollocks.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Get it sorted! I don't care how you do it, just fucking do it!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27What do I love about Kevin? Do you know what?
0:13:27 > 0:13:31I think it is just his simplicity. And he's really funny.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34You know? Like, from time to time...
0:13:34 > 0:13:35VEHICLE PULLS UP
0:13:35 > 0:13:37That's a big one.
0:13:37 > 0:13:42Kevin could do so many things if he just put his mind to it.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45If he wasn't twatting about with Grindah.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Which I doubt is his real name.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52'Clash of egos, I reckon.'
0:13:52 > 0:13:54He's quite powerful and she's quite powerful,
0:13:54 > 0:13:57so together...
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Like you seen on them documentaries,
0:13:58 > 0:14:02when the two hippos are fighting to be the leader of the land?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05It's a bit like that but it's not physical.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07You lot paying us for this or...?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09No, sorry.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- 'Hello?'- Hello, Gary, mate - it's Beats here.- 'Hiya.'
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Er, is the wedding still on?
0:14:21 > 0:14:26Call Steves, see if he's got the money.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27What's he saying?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29It's ringing.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Steves, where... Are you back yet?
0:14:35 > 0:14:36No, I can't come back, bruv. I'm hiding.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- I seem to have robbed a cardigan. - What?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Cardigan, I've robbed a cardigan. - Right.- From the Jobcentre.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- He's saying he's got... - I robbed a cardigan.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- They wouldn't give me money. - He's robbed a cardigan.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- Feds are after me, bruv. Fucking... - And he's hiding from the police.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Why is the police after him?- I don't think he's got the money, either.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Why are the police after you? Stay hidden!
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- No, he's cut.- I knew going global would be intense.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03We're fucked.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07We might have to do the wedding.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Is it?- D'you know what - fuck it, call Gaz, we're doing the wedding.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Er, no...- No, I insist, call him. I've changed my mind, do it.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17But I can't cos...earlier I had a text from Roche.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19What do you mean? I didn't hear anything.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21No, before Steve called, she texted me.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23What's the problem?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26I've got to baby-sit Craig.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29You've got to baby-sit Craig? But he doesn't even move.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Yeah, cos of his stomach disorder, Roche wants me to...
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Do you know what, yeah?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Don't worry, bruv, cos I'll just get Steves or Decoy or
0:15:37 > 0:15:41someone else to do it, like, if you can't be a man, like.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43But what about the MC/DJ dynamic?
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Too late, mate.- Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- I think there might be another way. - Yeah?- Yeah.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Yeah, let's definitely do the other way, then.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53What? No, what is the other way?
0:15:53 > 0:15:58OK, check it out, yeah - a special Chabuddy G Kurupt FM radio show.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- A DJ set?- Yeah.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- Oh, for f...- Cos like, think about it, yeah, look.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08I've got the vinyls, yeah, I've got the Terry Wogan sex appeal,
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I'm in my prime, yeah?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12OK, give me a couple of hours on Kurupt FM
0:16:12 > 0:16:15and I will completely waive the website fee for you guys.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- Sounds like a good idea to me. - It sounds shit.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22You don't want to be associated with weddings and that, do you?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Come on.- No.- You know, exactly.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Do you know what I mean, like, it's not what I got in the game and that,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32like, to give away sets to some John, like, do you know what I mean?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- You're back?- What?- Come and look what I've done to the kitchen.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- No, I'll look later. - What's wrong with him?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Don't worry about him, he's just worried about radio, innit?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Do you want a cup of tea or anything?
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Er, yeah, the tea bags are in that, um, that box by the kettle.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47New boxes, yeah?
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Yeah, like, basically, today I've just been putting all the different
0:16:51 > 0:16:54foods into, like, these boxes, and, like, the food colour matches
0:16:54 > 0:16:57the lid colour so it's just like a little thing I just thought I'd do.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- Yeah.- Just spruce the house up a bit. - Nice. So is there milk in...
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- Yeah, that's white for milk in there.- Oh, right.- Yeah.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- But no milk for me, if that's all right.- No?
0:17:08 > 0:17:12- Decoy knows how I like it. - Black. Well, without milk.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Good...
0:17:22 > 0:17:28Good evening, Hounslow, and welcome to midnight music masala with me,
0:17:28 > 0:17:30your host, DJ Vinyl Destination.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35And how are you?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37I'm fine.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Right now, you're listening to the sounds of...
0:17:40 > 0:17:44er, I can't read it cos it's going really fast, but, you know what?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46I'm actually getting really excited now.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:50 > 0:17:51KNOCK ON DOOR
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Easy.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- All right, mate.- Hey, how you doing, you all right?- You all right?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Yeah, good, mate. Come on through.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Decoy!
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Cool, man, can you get on the decks, yeah?
0:18:10 > 0:18:11- My DJ set.- Come on.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13RECORD ENDS
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Start now, yeah?- Sweet. Well done, Decoy.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- All right, mate, can you hurry up? - Decoy, well done, mate.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22OK, just get yourself set up. Come on.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Come on, Decoy, out the way.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28All right, people, big it up - DJ Decoy inside, yeah,
0:18:28 > 0:18:29smash the set, brother.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34You're locked into the London's leading Kurupt FM 108.9 right now.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Next up, we have special guest DJ for one night only, goes by the...
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- What's your DJ name?- Cheers, mate.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- Let me. I'll get the mic. - Just, here you go.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48All right, just a special announcement for us.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51'You're now listening to DJ Vinyl Destination,
0:18:51 > 0:18:53'sponsored by Chabuddy Worldwide Internet Cafe Cabin.'
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- That's a bit much, innit? - Don't really need an intro.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Just part of the set. All right.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Can you turn that one up then, mate?
0:19:04 > 0:19:08MUSIC PLAYS
0:19:16 > 0:19:18There's singing all over it, Chabs.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20It's not, Chabs, it's DJ Vinyl Destination.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Whatever, DJ fucking Destination, man,
0:19:23 > 0:19:25there's singing all over the shit - I can't do my MC'ing.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Yeah.- Huh? What do you mean, yeah? - Yeah, it's sick, this.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32No, it's...oh, just fuck it.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Just hurry up, yeah, hurry up.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42MUSIC PLAYS
0:19:42 > 0:19:46MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:19:52 > 0:19:54MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:19:54 > 0:19:55D'you hear someone knocking?
0:20:05 > 0:20:06- Chabsy.- Yeah, boss?
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Absolutely hit it, mate. You didn't say you could do it...yeah, yeah.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Keep doing it, keep doing what you're doing.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- Play whatever you want, yeah?- Yeah?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17We're popping out, see you later, mate.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- There's some of my stuff, man. Just take all you need, yeah.- Yeah.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Don't worry, yeah, don't worry, I've got this, I've got this, yeah.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25I'm about to tear these suckers a new ear hole.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29All right, mate, see you later.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32MUSIC PLAYS
0:20:38 > 0:20:42I will literally do anything it takes to keep Kurupt FM going,
0:20:42 > 0:20:44yeah, and so would Beats.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48Like, to me, there's two types of people in this world -
0:20:48 > 0:20:50you've got the layabouts, yeah, the people that do nothing,
0:20:50 > 0:20:52and then you've got the doers.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Think it's pretty obvious which one of them I am,
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I mean, I'm on a fucking roof, so...
0:21:06 > 0:21:09He's going to love this, innit? Innit?
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- Where's...where's Beats, like? - He ain't here.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- What do you mean, he ain't here? He's baby-sitting you.- No.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24It's all right, love, I've got it, go on.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Does he look like he needs baby-sitting? He weighs 18 stone.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Well, where is he, then? Cos, like, it's, like...Beats!
0:21:31 > 0:21:32He's gone to that wedding.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- He's...he hasn't gone to that wedding, cos we...- He has.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- No, he hasn't, cos we've agreed... - No, he has.- No, we agreed
0:21:37 > 0:21:40he wasn't doing it, and he would never go without me, so...
0:21:40 > 0:21:41OK, well, he has. So is that it?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Is this little grannies' meeting over?
0:21:44 > 0:21:47- You're the only granny round here. - What did you say?- Go!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55MUSIC PLAYS
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Fucking hell.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20Stevie.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24You know what, Decoy's got some proper good tunes and that, man.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Steves, any requests?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29A bit of gabba, bruv. Just out of that little blue bag.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Blue bag. Gabba, yeah?
0:22:34 > 0:22:39MUSIC: "Reach For The Sky" by S Club 7
0:22:55 > 0:22:59MUSIC: "Dreams" by Gabrielle
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Thought I might find you here.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26- Bruv. - I know exactly what's going on.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30I know, it's only because...
0:23:30 > 0:23:34I've got to hand it to you, mate, you're a crafty little fucker.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35I know.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38You saw all this coming, didn't ya?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Huh?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42You're willing to put yourself on the line, put yourself
0:23:42 > 0:23:45through all of this, just to get us out of debt with Chabuds.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48I was, yeah, exactly, cos I thought I'd just do this...
0:23:48 > 0:23:51- Yeah.- Cos I knew you wouldn't really want to come down here and that,
0:23:51 > 0:23:53so, yeah.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Done it for the station.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Exactly.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01I shouldn't have underestimated you, mate.
0:24:01 > 0:24:06I'll tell you what, pop a little garage on and let's show them
0:24:06 > 0:24:08how it's really done.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11I don't know if that's their kind of thing, though.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Grindah will always be there for me no matter what.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17He's my best friend. We've done everything together
0:24:17 > 0:24:19since we were, like, that big, do you know what I mean?
0:24:19 > 0:24:23So, like, if she kicked me out, I could just go and stay at his
0:24:23 > 0:24:26and he wouldn't say anything. He'd welcome me in with open arms,
0:24:26 > 0:24:29say, "Look, there's a sofa there," do you know what I mean?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31"Here's a Zoo, chill out."
0:24:31 > 0:24:36GARAGE MUSIC PLAYS
0:24:36 > 0:24:38# Get out the way! Get out the way!
0:24:38 > 0:24:41# Fuck, he's getting shot, bang, bang, bang. Get out the way!
0:24:41 > 0:24:42# Get out the way!
0:24:42 > 0:24:45# Someone's getting shot! Who? Bang, bang, bang.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48# Yeah! Look at them... #
0:24:48 > 0:24:50This is a great idea. What was you worried about?
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Yeah.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55It's just to pay for the equipment, it doesn't even cover my cost.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57So, cheers, mate. They're saying we can't go back in.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Lisa's nan was crying before I even got there. They loved it.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03You see that little kid? He was loving it as well.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05- Yeah, he was loving it. - Still got paid, though.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07I was going to say about the pay -
0:25:07 > 0:25:09how much have we got to give Chabuds? Cos I was hoping...
0:25:09 > 0:25:12That's the beauty of it - worry not, because I unplugged the transmitter.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14He still thinks he done the set.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Hey, I might go back, yeah - get us back on air, innit?
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Yeah, someone should do that, sweet. In a bit, yeah, nice one, in a bit.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22So do I get to keep the money, yeah?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Yeah, of course we can. Hundred each. So, five minutes' work,
0:25:25 > 0:25:27- it's the beauty of the game for ya. - Yeah, go on, do a little...
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Uh, smell it, smell it.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31- Ah, smells like... - Real, it's real cash.- Yeah.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Dirty cash but...well, it's not, but...
0:25:33 > 0:25:38- That's legit, that.- That's legit so. Squat down, get a good shot.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41You know, you want to dash it all up in the air like this and move it.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Well, don't, cos half of that's mine.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47Yeah, all right, just... did you get that?
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Nice, nice.
0:25:50 > 0:25:5340, 60, 80. Cheers, mate.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57- Sweet.- Look at that, that is proper money that, as well.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00That's a honest day's work, £100, all mine.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03I'm a proper man now, got responsibilities,
0:26:03 > 0:26:05you lot should try that sort of shit, it's rewarding.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Bless up, yeah.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11MUSIC PLAYS
0:26:22 > 0:26:25There's a oner for the washing machine there, so...
0:26:25 > 0:26:28There's a little bit extra, treat yourself, get a little dress.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Or some army shorts or whatever.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32I'm going to shoot up.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Yeah, Craig - give it half an hour, yeah?
0:26:37 > 0:26:40MUSIC PLAYS
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Kurupt FM will never die, yeah, and neither will we, like.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47We're like dragons.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Well, no, we're not, cos dragons don't exist.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51A dinosaur or a T rex.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Well, no, cos the T rex would be me
0:26:54 > 0:26:56cos there's only one T rex.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59I'll probably be one of them - you know them long ones
0:26:59 > 0:27:02with the big necks, like, just gazing across Jurassic Park.
0:27:02 > 0:27:08- Bare grass, like. - Doesn't have to be Jurassic Park.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Screens.
0:27:11 > 0:27:17When I die, yeah, I'll just be, like, frozen in time
0:27:17 > 0:27:20with one hand on my headphones,
0:27:20 > 0:27:23one hand upon decks, staring into the mixer,
0:27:23 > 0:27:27just enjoying music, like, dying for the cause, like.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31When I...when I die, actually, I'll be in a massive mausoleum,
0:27:31 > 0:27:36like, frozen with a mic in my hand, mouth open
0:27:36 > 0:27:42cos I've been screaming my last lyrics to my last dying breath.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Kurupt FM.
0:27:44 > 0:27:45Viva for ever.