0:00:02 > 0:00:05OK, everyone? Right, we're going to watch a video on breast-feeding,
0:00:05 > 0:00:07and hopefully this video's going to
0:00:07 > 0:00:11make you feel increasingly comfortable about it, so... Enjoy.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16Get off to a good start with these tips on positioning.
0:00:16 > 0:00:20Correct positioning and attachment will prevent damage to the nipples.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23You'll get better and better at following his cues.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25- He may want both breasts at a time...- Tit!- Tit!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27You can offer the second when it's appropriate.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Shhh, shhh, shhh.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Your nipple should be opposite your baby's nose...
0:00:31 > 0:00:33It's like the end of a Pepperami.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34THEY LAUGH
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Right, you are this close.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41Darren is my new, very, very good mate that I met at dad classes.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45It's going pretty well. I actually feel like there's something there,
0:00:45 > 0:00:48do you know what I mean? We're just going to take it slow
0:00:48 > 0:00:51and see what happens, really, but, yeah, really good.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52We've got a Dazzler.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56This is your final warning.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Do you understand? Do you understand, Darren?
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Yep.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Tickle her lips with the end of your nipple.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05THEY LAUGH
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Wait until the baby's mouth is wide open, then...
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I love tits.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- All right, that's it.- What?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I didn't even want to come here in the first place.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16This was for you, not for me.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Hang on.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20What?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Roche. I just thought they looked like Pepperamis.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Angel, door!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Hello.- Hello, you must be Angel.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- Yeah.- You ready? This is Becky, by the way.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Hi, nice to meet you.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- Yep.- One sec, Decoy.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Mummy?- Yes?- Decoy loves her.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Ssshhhh, shut up.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- MICHE:- He doesn't, they've only just started seeing each other.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53It's nothing serious, so it's...
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Right, I'm off. See you in a bit, yeah?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- Come on, let's go. - Say bye to Daddy.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- See ya.- So, are you a loving family?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05We always tell each other that we love each other, don't we?
0:02:05 > 0:02:06I love a lot of things, like.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I love radio,
0:02:08 > 0:02:10food and that...
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Yeah, yeah.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Uh, actually...- Aw. - Sorry, I forgot...
0:02:16 > 0:02:17I need it for fags and that.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Maybe just don't take it out of the wedding fund.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21No, it's fine, I need it for zoots.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23I'll put back whatever change I have later, yeah?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25See you later.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28What do you think life will be like when you're married?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- It's going to be amazing, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33It's going to be such a big change. We'll be set for life, won't we?
0:02:33 > 0:02:37You know, get married and that's it, just happily ever after.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Yeah. Happily ever after.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42It's proper chapping, innit?
0:02:42 > 0:02:43I'm freezing.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Yeah. What's this shit?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58You know I need jungle to wake me up in the morning.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Miche is doing my nut in, man.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Why, what's up?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Just all the wedding shit, innit?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Getting married and that, like.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12That's sick though, right?
0:03:12 > 0:03:13- Not really.- No?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I should take a leaf out of your book.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Get a younger team.- Yeah.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19You got a sister?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- No.- Oh.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Steves'.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Steves'.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- SINGS:- Na, na, na, na-na-na-na. Na, na, na, na-na-na.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- There he is, my favourite grandson. - How you doing?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45I'm her only grandson, so I win by default.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50I wanted to come and present you
0:03:50 > 0:03:52with AKA ten pounds.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Oh, what's it for?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57For the goody bag you gave me the other day.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Cos I've got a job now, so I'm going to start paying you.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01How's the new job?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04It's all right, yeah. It's sort of my dream job in a way.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- If it was, like, quite a boring dream.- Oh.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- You have it.- You sure? - You might find it'll come in useful.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I feel like you should have it.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I'll have the tenner if no-one wants it.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Shut up, Peter.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22All right.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31See you later.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Yeah. See ya.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Oh, thank you.- It's all right.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Do you want me to cook tonight for you?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Yeah...- Bruv? Hurry up, cos we're already late to Radio.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- All right.- I'll see you tonight, yeah?- Yeah.- Ugh.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Hurry up.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55HORN BEEPS
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Decoy! Fucking hurry up, mate!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00All right, coming, coming, coming.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- See you later.- See you later!
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- What's up, man? Fucking hell. - "What's up, man, fucking hell?"
0:05:07 > 0:05:09She was in my seat.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- What's wrong with that? - You know what's wrong with that.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Just fucking drive, mate.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22OK, are you excited?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Let's get ready. She's coming.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26She's coming.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Any minute.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31One, two... It's your baby...
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Sorry, Miche, hold on.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- BOTH:- It's your baby shower.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Yay, let's not call it a baby shower, eh, Miche?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- We got you a sash. Oh, so you did. - Where's Craig?- Honestly...
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Well, you need to have a sash if it's a baby shower.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47It's not a proper baby shower without one.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- OK. Craig's just through there, love. Thanks.- Baby mumma.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55A few baby bits here as well, so...
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- Oh!- No big deal.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Exciting.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Hello, Craig.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Hi.- Are you excited about the baby shower?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Yeah(!)- Do you think Beats and Roche,
0:06:06 > 0:06:08do you think they make a good couple?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Yeah, they do, you know, they're having a baby together.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13It's a really exciting time for them.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15They're a strong united front.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Yeah.- Oh, thank you for these.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Hoodie.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Simple.- I love pink.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Gold boots. Little booties, can't beat them.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26It's an exciting time for them, you know.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28They're just going to all grow together and...
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Obviously they've got Craig there already,
0:06:31 > 0:06:33so it's a beautiful family unit that,
0:06:33 > 0:06:34you know, we all wish we could have.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38So...
0:06:38 > 0:06:40How is Bump?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Well, it's... It's a baby.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Hello, Bump.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Oh, let's... Nice and warm.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Yeah.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- What's she doing? - Probably just lying there.- Aw.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59New developments in the champagne steam bar world.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Drumroll, please.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Champagne steam bar?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Yeah, we know that. And kitchen!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Come on!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13My empire is constantly expanding, you know,
0:07:13 > 0:07:16I mean first of all I had the internet cafe, yeah?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Then I had my own nightclub, then I had my own bar,
0:07:18 > 0:07:21and now I'm throwing a restaurant into the mix.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25And I'm saving money by having it all in the same industrial estate.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28What happened to those colour-coded chopping boards
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- that I asked you for? - Hmmm, OK. They're on the way.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I'm just waiting for the paint to dry.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37That's just a joke. How's your new kitchen assistant doing?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Oh, he's doing really good.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41All right. Stevie.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Yeah, Steve, just use this and keep your sleeves clean.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- What's that?- It's a tea towel.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Tiny towel.- You know, it's like The Apprentice.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53You know, I'm Alan Brown Sugar, so these are my apprentices,
0:07:53 > 0:07:56and I have to put them through tasks and challenges, you know.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59"Can you work on less than minimum wage?"
0:07:59 > 0:08:02"Can you work in conditions that probably will be inhumane?"
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Get back to work!
0:08:04 > 0:08:09You know? These are challenges, this is Apprentice, you know?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12And then, if you're lucky enough, "You're hired."
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Seen these as well? Tiny cups.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Like I'm a giant. I am a giant, but...
0:08:18 > 0:08:19More, more of a giant.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- Is he joking?- Don't worry. He's very cheap.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26That is sick.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29That is... With an axe.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33So what, mate? I shouldn't be having to call shotgun.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36It's my radio station, I'm your employer, end of.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Yeah, but I pay you, though. - To be at MY station!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42So, the point is she shouldn't be sitting in the front seat.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- It's my seat. Innit, Beats? - Yeah, that's Grindah's chair,
0:08:45 > 0:08:48he's got the lumbar support exactly how he likes it.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49No, not the... In his car.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Oh, sorry, man. Darren just sent over these jokes pranking videos.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Great, pranking's MY thing.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Fuck's sake.- Darren's really into it as well.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00I think you'd really like him.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Ooh, no, I wouldn't. I don't like anyone, and nor should you.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- End of.- What do you think of Beats getting new friends?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09I ain't here to tell Beats who he can and can't be mates with,
0:09:09 > 0:09:10do you know what I mean, like?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12It's his life, let him do what he wants.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14But don't come running back to me when it all goes wrong,
0:09:14 > 0:09:15do you know what I mean,
0:09:15 > 0:09:18cos man ain't going to be there in the end.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19No, actually, I am going to be there
0:09:19 > 0:09:22to make sure I see his face when I have a go at him when he's
0:09:22 > 0:09:24learnt his lesson.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Don't need new friends when you've got a real friend like me.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Is that a new phone?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Where did you get the P for that? - Nah, Darren gave it to me.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- He had a spare one, so...- What?! - Yeah, yeah. He said I could have it.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40He just gave it...?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Do you know what? I just thought - there's a new rule.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48No phones at Radio.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50You want to talk to your weird little mates and that,
0:09:50 > 0:09:53then do it on your own time, go out and speak to them,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56or your little girlfriends and that. No phones. Put your phones away.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58No phones.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02See that? You can actually take pictures on it.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Yeah, but the battery lasts about two hours, so...
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Yeah, but you can go on YouTube.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Well, on my Nokia the battery lasts three days.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Yeah, it's sick though. - No, not really.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15That's going to table number seven.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18That one's going to table number five, OK?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Is everything meeting your expectations?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Thank you.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Still a bit of meat on that.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27I'm enjoying the perks of the new job,
0:10:27 > 0:10:30tenner a day and access to food.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Free food...that hasn't been eaten yet.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Waste not want not.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39If some of it has, then I'll just eat the rest of it.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40So, old food?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Not old, but very much second-hand food.
0:10:45 > 0:10:50OK, today we have the gourmet peri peri chicken, £6.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Gourmet hot wings, £6.50.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56And we also have my favourite, the avant garde avocado.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00The main challenge of running a restaurant is the menu.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03People don't want to just walk in and eat shit off a plate, yeah?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Give it a stupid name and they eat it.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09"This is a Barcelona burger from Barcelona."
0:11:09 > 0:11:11You even put the lisp in the Barcelona. Barcelona.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14"Oh, it's organic, look at the mud."
0:11:14 > 0:11:15It's just been on the floor, mate.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Stupid bastards. Do you know what I mean?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22So, how's the wedding planning going?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24God, has everyone been talking about it?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26No, it's just you sent me a text invitation.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Yeah, and I'm barely sleeping from worrying about it all, so...
0:11:30 > 0:11:33As long as Grindah's pulling his weight.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Yeah.- Where's Craig?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37He's upstairs, love.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Craig! Craig!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43To be honest, I just thought, I mean,
0:11:43 > 0:11:46we would've been a bit more excited about it all.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52But if anything, it feels like he avoids me quite a lot now.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Well, that's no good.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Oh, don't cry, Miche, don't.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58SHE CRIES
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- I'm sorry.- Don't apologise.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I just feel like I'm living a lie.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08Like, what if he's not the perfect man that I think he is?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Oh, no...
0:12:12 > 0:12:17- He's, um...- Everyone thinks he's a dream man.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21He's probably really nice when you get to know him.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Who's there? Dickhead who? - HE LAUGHS
0:12:26 > 0:12:28What, you saying I'm a dickhead?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Fucking Darren, mate.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34You're mental, Darren, mate.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Yeah. We should go on holiday.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Beats.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Oh, I better go. All right, mate, yeah, I'll see you tonight, yeah?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45HE LAUGHS
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Stop now, mate. Speak to you later.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Yeah, you should've told him you're at Radio.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53What do you mean tonight? What if I wanted to do something?
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Darren said you could come down the pub as well, he wants to meet you.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58No, I'm busy, actually.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Is it?- Yeah, with my real friend.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Do you ever get jealous?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Nah, I don't get jealous.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Like, Beats can do what he wants, it's not...
0:13:07 > 0:13:10It's his life, innit? I've given you an opportunity
0:13:10 > 0:13:13and you're running away with, like, different men and that, yeah?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Do your thing.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17You up for doing something later?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Nah, I'm just going to have an early one tonight.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Yeah. Fantasy, what about you?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I can't, man. I've got cinema tickets.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Cinema? I don't even go to the cinema any more.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28It's like 14 quid a ticket.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- Tia.- Yeah?- My nan just came in.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- Nan!- No way.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48She just came in.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Nan!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Yes. That is mad.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- I forget she can walk.- Follow me.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58What's your Nan's name?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Just Nan.- But what does everyone else call her?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Steves' nan.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05OK. Never mind, just go over there...
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Yes, Nan.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08You all right?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- How you doing, brother?- Oh, right.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Handshake. Formal.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Do you like this? Look at that.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Very smart.- Yeah.- Yes.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Lovely.- Yeah. Double-breasted.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24This is actually what the professional chefs wear as well.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Do you know what you lot want? - I would like the chicken, Steve.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Yeah, the chicken.- The piri piri.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32And then, if you don't finish it, don't worry.
0:14:41 > 0:14:46- All right?- Not really. Beats is being a proper selfish prick.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Where's the money that you took from the wedding fund?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Oh, yeah, no, I got that. - Here you go.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Every little helps, innit? There you go.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02That was nothing.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06That's not enough, like, this whole thing isn't enough.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10Well, it's all right, chill out. What's up with her?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12There you go. £2 coin, yeah?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Bang. Happy?- No, I'm not.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Why not? Look, stop stressing yourself out all the time,
0:15:17 > 0:15:19it's just a wedding, right. Why you gotta be so intense?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Do you even want to get married?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Huh? Yeah, like, probably, I dunno, like, just...
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Well, yes or no?
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Yes, then. Like, can't we just do it in a few years or whatever,
0:15:29 > 0:15:32when we've got more money and that, like? There's no rush, is there?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34I knew it, you don't even want to get married!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I sent out all the invitations, you're making me look stupid!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Well, I didn't tell you to send them out,
0:15:39 > 0:15:42so you're making yourself look stupid if anything.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Right, that's it. What's the point in me doing all this wedding stuff?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- Ssshhhh, shut up. - Why did you propose to me?
0:15:47 > 0:15:48So do you ever argue with Miche?
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Nah, not really, cos, like, me and Miche
0:15:51 > 0:15:54don't really get into arguments, cos most of the time I'm right, and if
0:15:54 > 0:15:57I'm not, I'm sort of clever enough not to admit that, so...
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Getting into an argument with me is completely pointless.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- This is my house... - It's our house...
0:16:02 > 0:16:05And I don't want you here! Go! This isn't your house any more!
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- Stop shouting in front of... - Fuck off!
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Stop shouting constantly in front of the camera.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13If you're looking for your Averix, don't bother, cos I sold it.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16You're fucking... Well, joke's on you then,
0:16:16 > 0:16:17cos I was going to wear that at our wedding.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Well, I'm even more glad, cos it makes you look like a fat biker.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Don't EVER call me fat!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24You know I used to have weight issues.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Do you know what, I'm taking my £2 back now.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Take it, I literally don't care any more.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Do you know what, yeah? You keep it if you love it so much.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- WHISPERS:- Prick.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52These are on the house, as you are our special guests today.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56Strong lager for you, mate, Pete, yeah, lad.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58And, for you, the new cocktail I designed
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- it's called a micrococktail,
0:17:00 > 0:17:01OK? Packs a real punch.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Size doesn't always matter.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- That's great.- Sometimes the best things are really tiny.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- I keep telling her that.- Hey!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Lad alert! Come on, we should hang.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- We should chill.- How exciting.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- All the best.- Cheers.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17'So, is your nan looking for love?'
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Is she looking for love?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Romance? No, no, no, when you're...
0:17:20 > 0:17:23She's done all that, ages ago.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Like, when you get to, like, her age, you just...
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Everything's just cool, like, you just have your meals or whatever,
0:17:29 > 0:17:32you don't do anything, weird stuff like that.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Ooh!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Does it have a kick? - I don't know what it is.
0:17:37 > 0:17:42OK. You're very attractive when you giggle like that, do you know that?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Don't be silly.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Grindah! Grindah's here.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08You're gonna love him, trust me, yeah.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- All right, mate?- Grindah's here. - Oh, sweet.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- Oh, you're going to love him.- Yes, mate, you all right, yeah?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Thanks for coming down, man. - Yeah, no worries,
0:18:16 > 0:18:18I thought I'd come down as you wanted me to meet Darren.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Yeah, Darren this is Grindah. - Hello, Darren, nice to meet you.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- How you doing, you all right? - ALL:- Yeah.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25What, you not drinking? You forgot your ID or something, eh?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27THEY LAUGH
0:18:27 > 0:18:29I'm so glad you lot finally met.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32This is going to be one of the best nights ever.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33- Innit?- Yeah.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38And the avant garde avocado.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Bellisimi.- Oh, thank you.
0:18:41 > 0:18:46And the piri piri chicken. Muak.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Tell you what, Steves' nan, best worker in the game, this guy.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51You should be proud. So good.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53I hope you're paying him properly.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Well, that's something, you know, employer confidential, we
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- can't talk numbers.- Tenner a day.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Good God! Here, I'll report you!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02No, no, it's not... A tenner a day?
0:19:02 > 0:19:03I pay you more than this.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- I... It's always a tenner a day. - I'm not having that.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08No, no, I'm going to be having strong words
0:19:08 > 0:19:10with the accountant tomorrow.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Make sure you do.- I will do it now for you, madam.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Ten pound a day? Come on, mate!
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Enjoy the food.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Right, thank you.- Does that mean I get paid more now, Chabuddy?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24You know what, Steve, I just got a text through and they have just
0:19:24 > 0:19:26confirmed that you are on the right wage.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Oh. Thanks for checking, man. - No problem, mate.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36I'll get the next ones in then.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39You lot probably want to get to know each other.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Yeah. Yeah.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- Same again?- Yes, please, mate, yeah. Hang on a sec, Kev, um...- Yeah.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Sorry, what's the capital of Thailand?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- I don't know, Singapore.- No.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- Bangkok!- Oh, that actually hurt.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Game of fouls, right? - Good one, innit?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54No, cos I've heard that one before.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56I would've said "Bangkok" and blocked it straight away.
0:19:56 > 0:20:01- Same again, yeah?- Yes, please, mate, yeah.- Cool.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Miche, tea's up, babe. - Oh, thanks, Mum.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- Thank you.- Here you are. Where are your bin bags?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12No, I told you, we're not packing his stuff up.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14This is your house, babe, you don't want all these reminders,
0:20:14 > 0:20:17do you know what I mean? It'll make the break-up even harder.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19I told you, we're not breaking up. We're just, you know,
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- we're taking some time out. - I hear you.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Do you think Miche and Grindah make a good couple?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Not really, darling, I just think she could, you know,
0:20:26 > 0:20:28he's punching well above his weight.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Well above his weight. And I just think she's worth more than that,
0:20:31 > 0:20:34you know what I mean? She's my princess, so I'm going to say that,
0:20:34 > 0:20:36aren't I? But he is a tosser.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38I'll tell you that for nothing.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39I'll tell you what we'll do, yeah?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42We'll just pack up his stuff anyway, yeah?
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Pop it by the door, then if the break-up were to go ahead,
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- God forbid, we'd be all ready. - No, Mum.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Put the bin bags down, Mum.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Oh, there's the taxi.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Yep, let's open the door for you.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- There we go.- See you later.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Yeah.- Will you be all right getting back, yeah?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Oh, I'll be fine.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Pete will look after me.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Yes, you'll be well looked after.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Let's get you back before you start getting tired.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10I've got plenty of energy left.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Oh...
0:21:11 > 0:21:13You doing something when you get back?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I certainly hope so.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Yeah, yeah.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Well, you lot have a good one.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Perhaps more than one.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Ooh, stop it!
0:21:22 > 0:21:23THEY LAUGH
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- See you later, anyway.- See ya.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Bye, see ya.- Bye, Steve. - See you later, bye.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37What do you think of him? He's proper safe, innit?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Like, on the level.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Not on my level, mate. - Here you go, boys.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- Cheers, mate.- No worries, man.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48There you go, pal.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Right, boys. You see that barmaid?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Proper salt, do you know what I mean?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Yeah.- Do you know what would make her look a lot better, though?
0:21:56 > 0:21:57- Go on.- My balls on her chin.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59THEY LAUGH
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- The imagery, yeah, yeah. - Just fucking, like, balls...
0:22:02 > 0:22:05I was just going to say, are those Huaraches? They're Huaraches, yes,
0:22:05 > 0:22:07- mate, yeah.- Yeah. Proper comfortable, you know?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Yeah. Good for raving.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Yeah, he loves raving as well.- Yeah. - What sort of music do you actually
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- like, then?- Um, I dunno, a bit of everything, really.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Mainly sort of house, techno stuff, really, yeah.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- House?- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - What's your standpoint on garage?
0:22:20 > 0:22:21- Garage?- Yeah.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Fuck, man, I haven't listened to that for years, I mean...
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Hang on a minute, it ain't 1998, is it?
0:22:26 > 0:22:27THEY LAUGH
0:22:27 > 0:22:28No, it's not, mate.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31I mean, only an idiot would listen to garage now, wouldn't he?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33It's a fucking pile of shit, mate.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35It is, innit? Why would you ever listen to garage?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37I haven't a fucking clue. Hang on a minute,
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I think So Solid Crew...
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Here, listen. I tell you what, why don't we delete garage forever?
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Shit, yeah. Man, what you've got 21 seconds to go, eh?
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Fuck off, then, if you've got 21 seconds to go,
0:22:48 > 0:22:49just fuck off, garage.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Yeah, fuck off, get out of my life, mate.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Go make some good fucking music.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55You're a funny fucker you are.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00I just realised, I gotta shoot off, but...
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Yeah, enjoy your night, lads, yeah?
0:23:03 > 0:23:04See you later, boi.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- Nice to meet you.- Yeah, nice to meet you, mate, take care.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Yeah, I'm probably going to shoot off as well, actually.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I've got, like, an urgent thing.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Where you going? - Keep the pints, though, man.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Oh, right, well... I'll see you Thursday then, yeah?
0:23:22 > 0:23:25I'll let you know. You all right?
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Come on, mate. Let's get you home.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- You can do so much better than that. - I know.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37OK, who's up for a bit of champagne?
0:23:37 > 0:23:38- Tia?- Yep. You know what?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40It's been a good day.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Steves, do you want one?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45No, I don't touch that stuff. It fucks with your head.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Oh, God, the good stuff.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54This always makes me jump. Why are you shaking...?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57To my new business apprentice...
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Well, you're more like my apprentice if anything.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03To think, yeah? This place was nothing and we've built up a whole
0:24:03 > 0:24:06restaurant together. I'm basically Gordon Ramsay.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Gordon Chabuddy.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11I think we work really well together as a team.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13I think we work really well together, too.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15It's just beautiful.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Let's not do that!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Sorry, I just.... I thought that was my moment to...
0:24:21 > 0:24:24It's OK, I think you just got things a bit twisted.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Look, you're my boss and I admire you as a professional.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30I think we work really well as a team and...
0:24:30 > 0:24:31You've done it again.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Sorry, I just read it wrong again.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- A bit of washing up to do, man. - Yeah.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Anyway, safe, man. See you tomorrow, yeah?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Yeah. See you tomorrow.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47- Cool.- Or, I was going to say, actually,
0:24:47 > 0:24:49I might as well just stay round tonight.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Nah, I'll be fine, man, honestly.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- Yeah?- Yeah. Thanks for caring, though.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Yeah, it's just I... You know. Good to make sure you're all right
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- after what you've been through and that and...- Nah, I'll be fine.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Roche and Craig are there, yeah, they'll pick me up.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05- Yeah, no, that's cool. - Yeah.- Look, I just...
0:25:07 > 0:25:09I just don't want to go back home, man.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Miche has been doing my nut in and just...
0:25:13 > 0:25:15There's been arguments and that.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- She kick you out?- No, she didn't kick me out, she just...
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Look, it's complicated, all right?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23And I just can't go back there tonight.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- Mate, of course you can stay. - Yeah?- SNM, mate.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27- Say No More.- What did I tell you?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29My casa is your casa.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31- Come on...- Come on, let's go in.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Actually, I've just got to ask Roche if it's all right first.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Oh, great.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44- Rochelle?- Yeah.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45- Hi, Roche.- Hi.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- How are you?- Fine.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50How's Craig?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52- Fine.- Cool.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- Roche?- Yes.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Is it all right if Grindah stays tonight?
0:25:58 > 0:26:01He had, like, this big fight with Miche. She kicked him out.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04No, she didn't kick me out. I left cos she's acting all weird.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Did you put her in a bad mood?
0:26:05 > 0:26:08I think you're more than capable of doing that yourself.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- Well, Beats said I could stay, so... - Well, it ain't up to Beats, is it?
0:26:11 > 0:26:13- So...- Beats?- Sorry.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Is it all right?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21All right, you can stay, but just for tonight.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Sick.- Cool.- Can I get a juice? - Yeah, help yourself, mate.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- So, did you have a nice drink with Darren?- No, it was shit.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31To be honest, I don't really want to go to parent classes any more.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Well, you know I'm up for that. - Yeah.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38- You don't need it these days, do you? It's pointless.- Yeah.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Did something happen with Darren?
0:26:39 > 0:26:42You two seemed like you were getting on really well.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Nah. Nah. He's just not who I thought he was.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47I don't really want to talk about it, to be honest.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Oh, OK, I won't ask any more then.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- Do you want some wine, Miche? - I'm all right, thanks.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58You sure? It does help.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Yeah, I'll see if the tea works.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01If in doubt, drink wine.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Mummy? Where's Daddy?
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Oh, Daddy's just... He's having a sleepover at Uncle Beats's house.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- Why?- Why?
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Because sometimes grown-ups need to be separate,
0:27:18 > 0:27:22because one of them is an idiot and takes everything for granted.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Mummy? Nana says you're an idiot.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27No, she's not talking about me. She's talking about Daddy.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- Daddy.- Daddy's the idiot. - Daddy's a plonker.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Brought you the sleeping bag.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Oh, this is beautiful.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- Here, I'll just...- Yeah.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39It's lovely being able to sprawl out, actually.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41- Yeah?- No-one else in the bed.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44- You got everything you need, man? - Yeah.
0:27:44 > 0:27:45Worked out perfectly, actually,
0:27:45 > 0:27:48cos I've got the old widescreen TV as well in my room, so...
0:27:48 > 0:27:50- Yeah.- Yeah, you're always welcome round mine, mate.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53- Cheers mate.- All right, sleep well, soldier. See you in the morning.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55- Night, mate.- Night.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56Your best mates are there for you, like,
0:27:56 > 0:27:59to pick you up when you're down, do you know what I mean?
0:27:59 > 0:28:01- Yeah.- Like, if you need somewhere to stay, here's a bed.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03- Yeah.- You need some money, here's a bit of cash.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05What, you got some dough?
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Nah, I was just... That's what you say, innit?
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Don't say it if you haven't got any money on you.
0:28:10 > 0:28:11Sorry.
0:28:14 > 0:28:18MACHINE GUN FIRES
0:28:20 > 0:28:22What the fuck?! He's a fucking noob!
0:28:22 > 0:28:25What you doing, you mug? Grenade him!
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Oh, my God!