0:00:06 > 0:00:10- Roche?- Mmm?- Do you need your passport if you're going to Ipswich?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Only if you're going via France.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Right. I'll have to double-check with Chabudds,
0:00:14 > 0:00:17because we might need them for the tolls up north.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23This is our first out-of-town gig and it's my first gig
0:00:23 > 0:00:27as their manager, so I need to prove that I'm...
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Hold on. I need to prove that I'm...
0:00:32 > 0:00:33..worth it.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37But no, in all seriousness, like,
0:00:37 > 0:00:41the boys have put their trust in me and I can't let them down.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43We basically couldn't be fucked to sort it all out,
0:00:43 > 0:00:45so we just let Chabudds do it, really.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Yeah, like, we've got to focus just on the performance,
0:00:48 > 0:00:49it's our first nationwide tour, so...
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Spreading the seed.- Yeah.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Lyrically.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55And literally as well, innit?
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Yeah.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Big night, big night.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03Tonight is going to be quite the test with all the bloody groupie action.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Sweet. Good to go.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Oh, I've only bloody forgot the condoms, didn't I?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Some breakfast...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17So, have you and Grindah broken up?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19No, we haven't broken up,
0:01:19 > 0:01:22I'm just giving him some time to think about what he really wants
0:01:22 > 0:01:24and, you know, think about all the things
0:01:24 > 0:01:26that he's been taking for granted.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30And in the meantime, you know, it gives me a chance to get to know who Miche really is.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Some Miche time.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36You all right?
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Oh, we're out of milk, mate.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Oh, is there not enough left for me?
0:01:40 > 0:01:41No, I like it really milky.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Urgh, you having it dry?
0:01:52 > 0:01:53- I can't wait.- Yeah, same.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Jinx.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Oh, hold on.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00HORN TOOTS Oh, mate, he's here.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01- Yes!- Come on.- Come on, let's go.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03You seen this?
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Our very own tour van.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07This is the official Kurupt FM tour bus.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Brother.- Yeah.- Smashed it.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13I've designated a driver as well, so Decoy, alley-oop, my brother. OK?
0:02:13 > 0:02:19And boys, for you, I've installed a state-of-the-art sound system.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Oh, yes! We love music!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Customised interior as well.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24How long is the tour going to be, then?
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Put it this way, yeah, one leg naturally follows another.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Oh, is there a second...? - There's not a second, just...
0:02:31 > 0:02:32- So, yeah.- Loads of shows.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35At the moment it's just one booking, but, yeah.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36You never know, on the way back from...
0:02:36 > 0:02:38We might find somewhere.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Look at that!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Personalised window plate.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42No photos, cos we're famous.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Fuck off!- I love travelling.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49What? It stinks.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Steves, have you been sick already?
0:02:51 > 0:02:52I got a delicate system, innit?
0:02:52 > 0:02:56If you're going to be sick constantly, then get into the back so I don't see or smell you.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Come on.- Looks like he's bleeding as well.- Shoo! Out, get out.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- It's worse in the back for me. - Just get out.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03My job on tour is to a) DJ,
0:03:03 > 0:03:06b) keep up the vibe,
0:03:06 > 0:03:09and c) try not to be sick in the car.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11How do you think you will do on those?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Uh... Good on the first two, not so good on the last one.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Get in.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- See you later, mate.- Comfy as well.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Oh, mate!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22HORN BLASTS
0:03:24 > 0:03:27This is going to be incredible!
0:03:36 > 0:03:37You all right, Miche?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Oh, yeah, no, I'm fine. Thank you.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43It's just you been shampooing her hair for about 20 minutes, so...
0:03:43 > 0:03:46God, yeah. No, it's just...
0:03:46 > 0:03:48She had very dirty hair, so I just, yeah...
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Getting it all cleaned up.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Have you spoke to Grindah?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55No, not yet.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Is that a quote?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Yeah. It's from one of my favourite memes.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Oh, mate, follow that sign.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- The North.- The North. - Fuck, this is proper like...
0:04:09 > 0:04:11We're in the jungle right now.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Yeah.- Look at that, it's like the bloody Serengeti.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17This is actually the most amount of green I've ever seen.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19And are you excited about the tour?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21He hasn't stopped banging on about it.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23No, I can't wait to go travelling, yeah.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Yeah. First time leaving the manor and that, yeah, it's going to be sick.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Yeah, yeah, yeah.- But proper leaving, like motorway-leaving.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Yeah, yeah, do you know what I mean?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33# Hype n a riddim...
0:04:33 > 0:04:36# When I wake up I'm gonna blaze them, blaze them,
0:04:36 > 0:04:37# Cos I look like Jason Statham,
0:04:37 > 0:04:39# Lyrically I helter-skelter,
0:04:39 > 0:04:41# Cos physically I'm Idris Elba. #
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Fucking hell, yeah.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Yeah, I look like him, innit?- Yeah. - Yeah.- That's mad.- Guys, guys, guys.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Yes, mate.- I have organised a services stop in T-minus 400 yards.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I hope you're hungry.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Oh, what? Come on. Come on, boy.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Smashed it.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Stevie!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Wake up, boy, wipe yourself down, we're going to services.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Yeah, clean the sick off your chin, you mess.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I'm starving.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- What are you game for?- Crisps.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Come on.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Services.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I'm about to get serviced.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Oh, mate.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Remember, stay in the budget, yeah?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18You reckon they've got different flavoured crisps up north?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Only time will tell. After you.- Thank you.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Joke.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Straight off the bat, I'm having them.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Soup?
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Who eats soup?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Oh...- All right mate?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35What's that smell?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I just... I'll clean it up later.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40It's fine.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44I didn't have breakfast, it's mainly just spit.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Is this Ipswich?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Grindah. They've got a coffee machine.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- What?- Where you can make your own coffee.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I don't even like coffee, but I'm going to have one because it looks sick.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- I'm going to have one as well. - Yeah, have a go.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- It's a computer.- Yeah, I know.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Has it got Wi-Fi?- It's an iPad.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Go on, have a go.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Watch it go, watch it go.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Oh, it's loading.- Watch it go.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10What! It's coming out the computer!
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Oh, mate.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Get the guys up on that. That's fucking mental.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16That is sick.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Hey, Decoy.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20We're not twins, you know that?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Go on, what am I thinking right now?
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Dunno.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25I was thinking how great it is
0:06:25 > 0:06:28that we are on our first lads' holiday together.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Hey! Hands up.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38That was a joke, man, banter.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Chabudds, you got to go pay, mate.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42You lot stayed in the budget, yeah?
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Yeah, yeah. Go and pay.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45They're waiting for you.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Bear munch.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I'll pay, I'll pay, I'll pay. Calm down. How much is it?
0:06:53 > 0:06:58It's £43 for that stuff and £20 for the petrol.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59£43?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02You know, it can be expensive being a manager, you know what I mean?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05There's loads of expenses, and obviously you need to front,
0:07:05 > 0:07:07you know, the cash for your artistes, you know.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11I'm willing to do that, because I know that it's going to come back tenfold, you know what I mean?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13You like gold?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15No, I need cash, man. You pay the £43.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18You melt this down. Once they're making the number-one hits,
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I'm going to be the one who's laughing, know what I mean?
0:07:21 > 0:07:2315%, baby. Simon Cowell, Puff Daddy.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26I'm a mogul. That's what moguls do.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28No, give me the... This is not Marrakech, man.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Deal done.- This is a petrol pump, man, come on, give me the other five, come on.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Good man.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Bloody Asian people.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Boys, that was a bit over budget, just be careful next time. - No worries, mate.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Come on. I'll put it, I'll put it...
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oh, that's disgusting.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Get that away from me.- That's...
0:07:47 > 0:07:49The crisps are ribbed for pleasure.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Kurupt boys going global, mate.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Going up north.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02..the fuck?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Where are...?
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Are they gone?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Right, Miche.- Yeah.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14We've decided that we are taking you out for drinks tonight,
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- me and the girls. - Oh, my god, really?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Yeah!- My first ever work drinks.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Oh, my God, amazing.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Are we going to go straight from here? Cos I'm just thinking,
0:08:24 > 0:08:26I could get my mum to drop off my outfit and then I could...
0:08:26 > 0:08:28I could jump on the sunbed for a bit...
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Don't worry about it too much, it's just drinks.- Yeah, no, no, fine.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Work drinks. I literally can't believe it. I've never been before.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Just local drinks, it'll be nice though, won't it, girls?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41It's going to be mental.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43It's literally drinks round the corner, so don't...
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Don't stress about it.- Yeah, I love round the corner, perfect.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I love drinks.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50This ain't even a real place.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Decoy, where are we?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I ain't got a clue, I'm driving.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Why are you driving there, then?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Boys, listen, don't worry, there's a short cut,
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I know where I'm going.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Just turn that round.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Yeah, we're fine. Keep going.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Is this a village? - Yeah, we're in a village, man.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Look at that, look at that, stop the van!
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Hurry up, brother.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Cum.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22All right, mate?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Uh, are you going to Ipswich by any chance?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27I'm not, sorry.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Erm...
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Are you going near Ipswich, or...?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Nowhere near.- Nowhere near.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Sorry.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Cos I won't be sick in your car or anything.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41I'm still not going to Ipswich.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Is it that one, yeah? - Yeah, everything's sorted, boys.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57It looks nice as well.
0:09:57 > 0:10:03- Yeah, yeah.- Come on, get out, I need to stretch my legs, man.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08- Oh, mate...- Yeah. There should be some sort of rule about driving more than an hour.- Yeah.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11A journey shouldn't last that long.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Do you know what, though? I can't stop thinking about that place.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Ashfield-cum-Thorpe. - Yeah.- Cum, it's a joke, innit?
0:10:16 > 0:10:17- Yeah.- Come on, Stevie.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19What's happening, has he been sick?
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Shit. No, he's...
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- What?!- Oh, shit.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Least we got the bags, though, innit?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Yeah.- Every silver cloud.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Decoy, I think that's you, mate.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Cheers, mate.- All right, let's go.
0:10:32 > 0:10:37- Ramada Inn.- My new estate. - Do you think they've got free Wi-Fi?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- Oh, of course they have.- 100%, mate.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Look at that. International.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Yeah.- International... - Told you Kurupt was going global.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Ladies, ladies. What time is it?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I think it's one o'clock.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Yeah. I love wine.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Cheers, ladies.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Cheers.- Cheers to a big night out.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Night out, not a big one.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02That is...
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Works drinks, bitches.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Lavender out on the town.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Lavender...- 2016.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Oh, and Grindah, if you're watching,
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Miche doesn't need you to have a good time, yeah?
0:11:13 > 0:11:14You scum!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16All right, Jackie, love, calm down.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- Do you want a drink?- Yeah, I'm not going to post that one, so...
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Pretty big, innit? It's like a coliseum, innit?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Yeah. Yeah, it's massive. Of course it's massive,
0:11:24 > 0:11:26they have to fill the shit out it for us, innit?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Yeah, definitely.- Is it sold out? - 100%, mate.- You lot got enough tape?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Cos we're about to smash this place up.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33The promoter, yeah?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Yes, nice to meet you. - Chabuddy G, manager of Kurupt FM.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Nice to meet you. OK, let me take you through and we'll set up, like, a green room for you.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43OK, let me take you lot through, I'll set up, like, a green room for you guys, yeah?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Oh, arena one, very nice.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- Nice!- The DJ better turn that shit off before we go on.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Pool table as well.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- Yeah.- It's quiet at the moment but it'll pick up.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55OK, let me relay that message on.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57It's quiet at the moment but it will pick up.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Tell him I've done all this shit before, it's not my first club night.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Don't get involved constantly.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- Rider, where's your rider? - Yeah, I've got them in there.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Bob Marley party pack.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Spot on.- Man!
0:12:09 > 0:12:13If you go to a promoter and you give him the rider,
0:12:13 > 0:12:16you can't just write, "Oh, I want better skunk now," yeah?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18You've gotta disguise it somehow, do you know what I mean?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Bob Marley party package, innit.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Exactly. Soon as you write that, they know what time it is.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Feel free to sit on the boxes.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27- Feel free...- Yeah.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Crate of beer, all for us, on the house.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Yeah, yeah.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Rider sorted out all by the manager.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34A wig?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- What is it? - It's the Bob Marley party pack.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38You...
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Bob Marley party pack?!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42That's a code word. Where's the fucking skunk?!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44There's, like, these spliffs.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46You didn't get...? That's what I meant.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49As the manager of Kurupt FM, I expect you to listen to me.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Cheers, brother. - These are special artists, mate.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56OK, mate? Good, good. Boys, all sorted, all sorted.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Grindah.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00That is quite funny actually.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Excuse me, are you going to Ipswich?
0:13:05 > 0:13:06- Ipswich?- Yeah.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- Yeah, we are.- Yeah, you are?
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Is... Do you reckon I could come to Ipswich?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15It's just all my mates have left me, so...
0:13:15 > 0:13:18I won't be sick in the car or anything.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21OK.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- OK.- Yeah?- Yeah.- He said yeah.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25They said yeah.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27We're going to Ipswich.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29We're going to Ipswich!
0:13:29 > 0:13:30See you lot later.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40I'm really sorry, man.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Hopefully it won't stain or anything, so...
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Sorry. I can walk the rest of the way.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Bye, Charlie.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49See you later.
0:13:53 > 0:13:58Well... Wish I hadn't thrown away that bit of paper, man.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Some Rose then, ladies? - Yeah, definitely.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03ALL: Lavender!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Brilliant. Do you want a rose, Miche?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Can I have a double vodka and lemonade, please?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11To Miche, to Miche.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- And a big night out.- Thank you.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19ALL: Snapchat. Lavender.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21If we have a good month, I'm thinking of bringing in...
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Does anyone want another drink?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- I'm all right, actually. - No, I'm all right.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Well, get used to this, boys.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Yep.- This is the life.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- Cheers.- Salaam.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40According to Chabudds, in Ipswich we've got a huge fan base.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- We have.- I mean, put it this way, we got poked four times on Facebook.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Pulked?- Poked.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48It just shows you the attention that these guys are getting.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54I mean, Get Out The Way was on YouTube, you know,
0:14:54 > 0:14:56it's been up there for four years now.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59382 plays, 17 likes, eight dislikes -
0:14:59 > 0:15:01you do the maths.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04OK, guys, guys!
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Guys, shut up!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you,
0:15:08 > 0:15:10all the way from Brentford,
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Kurupt FM!
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Make some noise!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16# There's a dead MC on the floor.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18# Who's that standing above him?
0:15:18 > 0:15:21# He's got a microphone and it's pointing in this direction.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24# I think it might be MC Grindah
0:15:24 > 0:15:26# Who?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29# MC Grindah
0:15:29 > 0:15:31# Bang! Lyrical blow to the jaw
0:15:31 > 0:15:33# Bang! Lyrical blow to the jaw
0:15:33 > 0:15:35# Bang! Lyrical blow to the jaw
0:15:35 > 0:15:37# Leaving the MC down on the floor
0:15:37 > 0:15:38# Bang! Lyrical blow to the jaw
0:15:38 > 0:15:40# Bang! Lyrical blow to the jaw
0:15:40 > 0:15:42# Bang! Lyrical blow to the jaw
0:15:42 > 0:15:44# Leaving the MC down on the floor
0:15:44 > 0:15:46# Call 999, it's an emergency. #
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- She's having another one? - Knocking them back, isn't she?
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Oh, hello, there she is.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Shot time, bitches!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Come on, put down your boring drinks.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Here we go. Pick one up.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Oh, no thank you for me.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- I wasn't going to have a big night tonight, Miche.- Oh, vibe kill.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Come on, Susan, don't be a pussy.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07You're ruining the party for everyone, innit? Come on.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09No, I can't do that, I can't...
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- No, it's disgusting. - Oh, mental that.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12You going to have your shot?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14No, thank you. No, thank you.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Oh, that's nice.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19# Bang! Get out the way
0:16:19 > 0:16:21# Get in a taxi get out the way. #
0:16:21 > 0:16:22That's the best one as well.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Get out the way!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27When I say "Kurupt," you say "FM"!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Kurupt! It's Kurupt! - Guys, do you have any house music?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33What? Of course we haven't got any fucking house music,
0:16:33 > 0:16:35that's everything we stand against.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Uh, OK. It's just cos this is more of a house crowd.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Oh, is it? OK, I'll sort it out right now. Who likes house music?
0:16:42 > 0:16:43FAINTLY: Yeah.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Is it? Well, fuck off and get out.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- You lot get out.- Who said that?!
0:16:48 > 0:16:51House music is disgusting, yeah.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52I tell you why as well, yeah.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54It's not only the music, yeah.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57But it's the type of people that listen to it.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Chabudds, check that guy there.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- Get him.- Stand behind me. Hold me back, man. Fuck that little prick.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Yeah, yeah, you better deal with him.- Tell him I'm going to fight him.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Tell him I'm going to fight him. - Do you want me to hold you back?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Like, just disgusting freaks with, like,
0:17:10 > 0:17:14sleeve tattoos and fucking women's jeans on and that.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16They spend more time at the gym than actually doing stuff.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19With, like, shaved ball bags.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Yeah, exactly.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Does anyone want another drink?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- I think maybe...- No, no, I've got a bus, I've got a bus to get.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Yeah, bus drink. - Could get something to eat, maybe.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Yeah.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Aw, she loves just getting me drunk. Are you getting me drunk, Tanya?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- No, the opposite, the opposite. - Yeah, that's what they always say.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I can hear you, that's really loud, OK.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- We love each other.- Oh, yeah.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Yeah.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Hi.- Let's have a little dance, Tanya.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Let's get those hips out.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53I kind of wish it did kick off in there, cos what I'd have done, I would've stunned him...
0:17:53 > 0:17:55One! One! Two-two!
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Whack! Right over the head.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- OK.- And he would've been out.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Yeah, I did tell you tour life gets a bit mental,
0:18:01 > 0:18:04but it's all part and parcel, innit, do you know what I mean?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- Yeah.- What happened with the groupies? You said it was going to pick up.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Yeah, sorry, I know it's been a bit of a weird one.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11- Do you want some coke?- What?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13You're doing coke?
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- Steves!- Steves!- Yes, bruv!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20This place is fucking long to get to, man.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- How did you get here? - Why aren't we doing London gigs?
0:18:39 > 0:18:45Tanya! Your phone's gone to voicemail.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Where have you lot gone?
0:18:50 > 0:18:55I'm still here, so if you just come back, get out your house.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I love you. Bye, Mum.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Oh, no.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- I called you Mum.- I was told Kurupt FM were going to sell out the venue,
0:19:07 > 0:19:10but there's no-one here, there's no money in the till, so I can't pay you.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14You didn't market it right, mate. I tell you what, mate, you're brownlisted.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Idiot.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Listen, mate, I got some bad news, all right.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21Basically, the promoter didn't make enough money to pay us the fee, OK?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- What?- So, he's going to pay us as soon as his student loan comes through, so...
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Nah, bruv, this whole fucking thing's been a joke, right.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- I know.- If I don't get my money now, I'm going to go fucking schiz.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- No, please don't, mate. Don't go schiz, mate.- You know what I'm like as well.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Boys, boys, boys... Guys, guys, guys. Watch.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Are you the guys who were doing the music in there?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Yeah, yeah, yeah.- Yeah? Is it all right if we get a selfie?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44- Uh, yeah.- Cool.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Yeah. You like that, yeah?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Yeah. Cool.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Is it all right if I get a selfie with you lot?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54- Yeah, OK.- Don't...
0:19:54 > 0:19:55You're not meant to ask that.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57I want a picture with a groupie as well.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- I'm not a groupie.- Oh, great, see, you've spoiled it for me.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03You guys were saying it, so that's that.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Oh, and you? OK, cool, there we go.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07- Cool.- Should we get them in?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Nah, I was just going to say,
0:20:09 > 0:20:12we've got a little after-party thing if you lot are...
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Uh, yeah, sure.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Where?
0:20:15 > 0:20:16It's at Ramada Inn.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17And also...
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Free. That's our new single as well.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24That's a little bit of sick on there, but that...
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Shh! OK, come on then.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- Don't worry.- Cool. - Does it smell funny?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Show you where we're going. Are we going?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- It smells all right. - That's mine, that is.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35And that's yours.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37We've got chicks here.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40The hotel room. After-party crew.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- Sit down, sit down. - Oh, sick, look, there's a minibar.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44- Oh, is it?- Yeah, yeah.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- Oh, cool, let's get... - Let's have a couple of beers. - Yeah. You want some beers, girls?
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Well, they're not free, though, we've got to pay for them.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Fucking hell, it's £6 each!- £6! They're not fucking about.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57It's expensive stuff. Only the best will do. There you go.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Share that one.- Thanks.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Yeah. We've actually got this saying that goes,
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- "What happens on tour stays on tour."- Yeah.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07And it just means that anything goes, sort of thing.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Exactly. Fuck you, Mum, you bitch, I can do whatever I want now.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Yeah, fuck off, Mrs Bates, you can't control him any more.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Yeah, you dickhead.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- How is your mum anyway? - Yeah, really good, really good.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- She all right, yeah?- Yeah, yeah.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24So... Do you lot come to hotels much or...?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- No, not really.- No?
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Cool.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30I do. All the time, yeah.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33And better ones than this as well, so...
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Cool.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Are we all supposed to be staying in here tonight, yeah?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Yeah, we're on a bit of a limited budget, so just the one room today,
0:21:41 > 0:21:43so... Get tight, get cosy.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Well, I might just go sleep in the van, there ain't enough space in here.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Plus we're up in three hours, innit.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Probably for the best, probably for the best.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Two seconds, Decoy. Decoy, I'll come with you, man.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56It would be good to chat. Good little catch-up, know what I mean?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58So... Yeah? I'll leave you guys to it.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- Nice one, mate.- Cool, man, see you in a bit, Chabsy.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02So, we're all... Everyone's staying in this room?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Yeah, yeah, I was just going to say,
0:22:04 > 0:22:07probably best that you sleep in the bath, actually,
0:22:07 > 0:22:10just in case you piss yourself, it would be a bit easier.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11All right.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- What, now?- Yeah.- Yeah. - It's getting a bit late.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- All right, man. You've had a long day. Yeah.- It's been heavy for you.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Yeah.- Thanks for the cool party, though.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Yeah, no worries.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Nice to meet you. - See you later, mate.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25See you.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35So, have you ever been with another woman, other than Miche?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Phwoar, yeah.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Too many to remember, actually.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Yeah.- You can't remember any of them?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43You won't know them.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46All right, then.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Lucy.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Sarah.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Jessica.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Uh...
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Oh, hazy memory.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02Uh, Jenn... I've said Jennifer, haven't I?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04So, what do you guys do anyway?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- We're students.- Students?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- Cool.- Um, just a quick question.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13You're both over 16, yeah?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15- Mm-hmm.- Cool, perfect.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Why is that perfect?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Just cos it's all above board, innit.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Legal.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Woo! It's a night bus ting.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33I got chicken and chips, got big chicken...
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Oh. Battery's run out.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40What a bloody mental night.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Do you think that's covering it all?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Yeah, let me just check the other side.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55- Yes.- Yeah, a little trick we sort of made up on tour.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58A little bit of "fuck the system", do you know what I mean?
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Mm, mm.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02I think we're actually...
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- We're going to go.- Yeah. - But it was really nice to meet you.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- Cool.- Well, I got a zoot.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- You might as well share it.- It's all right. We don't really smoke.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11It's cheese.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Nice to meet you guys, though, yeah. - Thanks, though.- See you, bye.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17ALARM BLARES Oh, fuck! Fucking dickhead!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Did you put it on properly?
0:24:19 > 0:24:23I think so. I don't know. It usually works.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Come on. Steves, you can't...
0:24:26 > 0:24:28You've set the fire alarm off.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Oh, for fuck's sake.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Probably just a false alarm anyway.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39I'll get that.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Can't smoke anywhere these days, innit.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- So...- Have a nice night.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50No worries. Maybe another night when the fire alarm doesn't go off.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Yeah, probably not.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53- Bye.- Bye-bye.- See you later.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Oh, my God.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58THEY LAUGH MOCKINGLY
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Don't know if you heard, um,
0:25:03 > 0:25:05word's going round that I only had a threesome tonight.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- Did you?- Yeah. - Oh, where've they gone?
0:25:08 > 0:25:11They had to shoot off because the old bloody fire alarm went off.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18You know what, Decoy? This is the best lads' holiday I've ever been on.
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Hey, Decoy.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26We should get matching Ipswich tattoos.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Decoy? You asleep?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33I'll get mine on my lower back.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Decoy.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Decoy.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Goodnight, my brother from down under.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- Down under?- Jamaica, isn't it?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Goodnight, my Jamaican prince.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58- Mummy!- Mmm?
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Mummy!
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Yeah.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Mummy!
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Mmm...
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Yes?
0:26:18 > 0:26:20What's wrong, Mummy?
0:26:20 > 0:26:24Nothing's wrong, Mummy just went out with her friends and had a nice time.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Are you having a nice time right now?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Yes, Angel, don't be clever.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Definitely ready for my own bed, now, though.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42You not staying at mine?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Yeah, that's what I meant.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46How long do you think it'll be till
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Miche sort of lets you back in?
0:26:48 > 0:26:50I might not be going back, mate,
0:26:50 > 0:26:53especially with all the bloody groupie action popping off.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Boring drive, innit?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57It is, yeah.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58- Yeah.- Chabs.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01That is...
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Watch this.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07HE YELLS
0:27:07 > 0:27:09We're crashing!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12You idiot.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15His face. He thought he was going to die.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Fuck it, he'll make his own way back. He always does, innit.
0:27:40 > 0:27:41Decoy, tomorrow, yeah?
0:27:41 > 0:27:44I'll hit you up on MSN, yeah, Decoy?
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Do you maybe just want to pop yourself into the treatment room?
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Cos I don't want you to be sick in front of the customers.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Yeah.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59- Roche, I'm home.- Hello.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Sometimes you gotta switch the pace up, get out your comfort zone,
0:28:02 > 0:28:06go travelling, because you'll come back a better man.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- How was it?- Yeah, pretty draining.
0:28:09 > 0:28:10- Was it?- Yeah, my eyes are sore.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Think I've got jet lag.
0:28:12 > 0:28:17We went Ipswich and it was shit, but...
0:28:17 > 0:28:18it was a test of our character.
0:28:20 > 0:28:21Different bed every night.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24It's all part of the rock star lifestyle, innit?
0:28:24 > 0:28:26And that's what life's about, mate.
0:28:26 > 0:28:27Enjoy it.
0:28:27 > 0:28:28Even the shit moments.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Or it'll just make you depressed.