0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains strong language.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Come on, boys and girls, follow me.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08- You excited? - Michael, here we go, come on.
0:00:08 > 0:00:12If everyone could get onto the bus as quick as possible, thank you.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- Angel, nice to see you this morning, good morning.- Morning, Angel.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- INTERVIWER:- So is Grindah making more of an effort now?
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Uh, yeah, and I like that he's making an effort.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22He's offering to help clean round the house
0:00:22 > 0:00:25and all of that, but I don't know, I just...
0:00:25 > 0:00:28I feel like maybe he's trying a bit too hard.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Hiya, I'm Tony.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32- Ali.- All right?
0:00:32 > 0:00:34OK, well done, boys and girls, that was very good behaviour,
0:00:34 > 0:00:36well done.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- Thumbs up all round? - It was great, are you excited?
0:00:39 > 0:00:40ALL: Yeah!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Yes, it's going to be a great day, well done.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Ah, I fucking love kids.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Oh, fuck!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54How the fuck did they find us?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59"Snitches get stitches." Steve!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02VOICEOVER: Beef is part of pirate radio culture,
0:01:02 > 0:01:03goes with the territory.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- INTWEVIWER:- What would Robyn think if you went to war properly?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08If I had to go to war,
0:01:08 > 0:01:11so I'd sit down with her and watch Saving Private Ryans
0:01:11 > 0:01:14and just make sure she knew that I might not come back alive.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, Stevie? Steves? Steves?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22No, not Steves. Stevie?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26He's freezing cold. Do something!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Stevie, talk to me, mate.- Eh? - Steve, hello? Can you hear me?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Yeah, bruv, I was just sleeping, man.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33You had your eyes open.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Yeah, I sleep like that sometimes.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37What were you saying? Did they hurt you?
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Who?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40We've been attacked.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42BABY CRIES
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Oh, shit, Robyn.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Sorry, mate.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Ah, sorry, mate.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51PHONE RINGS
0:01:51 > 0:01:55Hello? Yeah, going. What? Ah, for...
0:01:55 > 0:01:58OK, don't worry, mate, relax, relax, I'm coming, I'm coming.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00OK, all right, bye.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09All right, you all right? Just...
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Just a bit of brown seepage from the...the roof. It's leaking again.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17All right? See you lot in a bit.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Maybe get a couple with me and you, as well, though, Angel.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Shall we get one of the two of us? - CAMERA CLICKS
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Might go and check on Angel, see if she's all right.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, no worries.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Oh, shall I get up? - Yeah, if you could... Yeah, just...
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- INTERVIEWER:- So, what are you doing to get Miche back?
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Look, I mean, look at me,
0:02:39 > 0:02:41like, I don't want to be looking like this, but that's
0:02:41 > 0:02:44cos I'm working, I'm working hard, do you know what I mean?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Like, done my hair, pretend I'm a nice person.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Me and Rahim's just been having such a good laugh together, actually.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53The stuff he comes out with, he's mental.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Do you want to go and chat to him?
0:02:57 > 0:02:58I'm a likeable sort of guy.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00I know how to put it on, do you know what I mean?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I constantly talk at someone with a massive smile on my face,
0:03:03 > 0:03:05like, "Ah, where are we going? To the museum?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08"I'm so excited. How are you?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11"What a lovely day, I love weather. And you look great today
0:03:11 > 0:03:14"and I love the way you're dressed. How are you?"
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Ooh, I just can't wait to teach all these little guys about the...
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Great War and Battle of Brighton, so...
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Britain.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28Britain, yeah, no, I just meant like cos a lot of the, uh, battles,
0:03:28 > 0:03:32the little ones, took place on the beaches of Brighton, so...
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Ah, yeah.- Yeah.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Come on, boys, we need to get this done ASAP,
0:03:35 > 0:03:37before the neighbours start talking.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Fair play to whoever done it, it's quite neat, though, isn't it?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Spray paint is quite difficult when you're freehand.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- They've done a good job... - Yeah, they have.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47They've not fucking done a good job, Steven. Here, start cleaning.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- So, is that my toothbrush?- Yeah.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Huh!- Hiya.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Oh, just a random, unprovoked piece of graffiti.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Yeah, bloody racist, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Back at it. Hate crime.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Get, get us out, get us, get me out.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04THEY LAUGH
0:04:06 > 0:04:07- Hurry up!- All right.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Come on, Steve, you're still on the S.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Takes a while. - I've done three letters.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Yeah, but I've got a smaller ratio cos I've got a toothbrush.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Well, at least we don't know what it said now.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21It says, "Nitch get stit." It's like German.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26Come on, guys, thank you. Straight through the two pillars
0:04:26 > 0:04:28and you'll see the door.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Good. - PHONE RINGS
0:04:34 > 0:04:35What?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Hello?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Steves, are you with Beats? - Yes, bruv.- Ah, yes, brother.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Tell him I'm not talking to him. I'm not talking to you, Beats.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43- But it's Kold FM. - Nah, mate.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44- We're under attack. - Don't care, mate.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Please, mate, come back, please.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Bruv, I ain't coming back for shit, man's grown up now.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Tell him about the graffiti and...
0:04:50 > 0:04:52He said to tell you about the graffiti.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56I don't care about the graffiti, that's nothing to do with me.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Kurupt might die without you.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59It died years ago.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02You only left two weeks ago, mate.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Don't care, not my problem.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Why don't you deal with them little pussy holes yourself, yeah?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12It's, uh, it's just...it's... Uh, come on, everyone,
0:05:12 > 0:05:15straight in your groups of twos.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- INTERVIEWER:- So, are you worried that Kold FM will take Kurupt out?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Tsh! I'm not worried, I know they're going to do that.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Kold will take Kurupt down now the leader ain't there,
0:05:23 > 0:05:24do you know what I mean?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27They know the general has gone, so what are they going to do?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29They're going to go for the little prawns.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Where's Boss?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Yeah, I spoke to Grindah.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39On our own.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42OK, front and rear windows are very secure.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Chabzy...- Yes.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45We're five storeys up, mate.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47The easiest place to come through is the front door.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Yeah, good point, let's check them out, as well.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Let's check that.- Yeah.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Cor blimey, mate, that's a lot of cash, Stevie,
0:05:53 > 0:05:55you doing your cage dancing again?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Oh, no, this is my inheritance.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00I didn't get paid for cage dancing, that was just voluntary.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02No, I don't think money's changed me at all.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Like, I've bought a new pair of trainers, but, no,
0:06:06 > 0:06:08apart from that, like, I haven't changed.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Like, literally I haven't changed,
0:06:09 > 0:06:13I've got the same clothes on that I had before the money.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16We're just going to shoot to the shop, Nana,
0:06:16 > 0:06:20and we're going to get some... some stuff to reinforce the door.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Keep your money safe.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Right, looks like the... Hello, boss.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oh, perfect, security.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Yeah, that's a good bit of kit.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30That's good, yeah, locks.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32That's a good one. Look at the girth on that,
0:06:32 > 0:06:34that's at least three inches.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Ah, they've got a safe, maximum strength.- Oh, perfect.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Digital, steel safe. Oh, yeah, I'm going to get one of them.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Oi, Chabzy.- Yeah?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Maybe you distract that geezer so I can just run out with this,
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- cos it...- What? You're not just going to pay for it?
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Yeah, I could just pay for it.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Yeah. Get it, get it, mate.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52I'm going to treat myself.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Treat yourself, mate.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55- Hello.- Hello.- Hello, boss.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57I'd like to buy this today.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Great.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Great. Also, there's a couple more bits.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10It's all fallen down.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Don't worry, I'm paying for all this, it's not...
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Uh...
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Some of them, as well.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Got a lot down there, huh?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26That is probably it, unless - do you want anything else?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Listen, boss, do you sell porta potties?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33- No, sorry.- No?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Oh, I'll tell you what,
0:07:35 > 0:07:36I'm just going to get some air fresheners, then.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42OK, guys, listen up, everyone, listen up.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45OK, so you all know who your groups are.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Now, we're going to be handing out some...
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Oh, OK. - ..worksheets to your team leaders.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Take one, hand it on.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Now, the first group to get all the questions right wins.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Win what? A competition?
0:07:57 > 0:07:58What do we win?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03You win the title of best group.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Wait, let me get this...
0:08:04 > 0:08:07So if we win it means we're better than everyone else in here, yeah?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10I suppose so.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11OK, just come here.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Right, so, what we need to do... - We've got to be the best, yeah?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Listen, we can't let any of these other little dickheads win,
0:08:16 > 0:08:18all right? Spud man, come on, yeah,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21let's do this, and don't fuck this up, yeah?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23The one thing I learnt at school, yeah,
0:08:23 > 0:08:25was that I have to win at everything, cos back then
0:08:25 > 0:08:28all the little kids used to laugh at me for losing and that.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Not any more, though. These days I can walk through any playground
0:08:31 > 0:08:35like a man, knowing that I'm better than any of these tiny little nigs.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Now who's laughing?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Everyone ready? Three, two, one, go!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Leave no-one behind, come on!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Well, you just need to stay in your pairs, yeah?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49And, Angel, you're going to go in a pair with Mummy, yeah?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51I want to go with Carly.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Yeah, right, but blood is thicker than water, Angel, so you're not.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Why wouldn't you just go in a pair with me?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58You've always gone in a pair with me.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Ever since you were in my tummy, we've always been a pair.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02But she's my best friend.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Well, who's Mummy meant to be pairs with?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12If they come in now I'll be like,
0:09:12 > 0:09:15"Oh, no, don't come in."
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Whack!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21MUFFLED VOICES Do you hear that?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27All right, mate?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Thought you were the Kold FM boys.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30No, no, no.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Thank God for that.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Air freshener? - Yeah, don't worry about that.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Look what I've got.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Get it all in, get it all in.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Sick! Is that a safe?
0:09:41 > 0:09:46Yeah. Thought it's good to keep my nan's money, like, safe, innit?
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- Yeah.- Means I can stop hiding it in her buggy, as well.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53There's a couple of different ones,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- but I wanted the electronic one, so...- Oh, nice.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01..you just lock it, put in a random code, and then, bang!
0:10:03 > 0:10:04No getting in to that.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07So what's the code?
0:10:09 > 0:10:10It's random.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Yeah, but it's like a secret code.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16- Yeah. - And you put your secret code in.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Exactly, no-one knows. - And then it opens it.- No-one....
0:10:19 > 0:10:21But now you can't open it cos you don't know the code.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Yeah, but only I know the code, that's the whole point.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25So put it in.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Yeah...
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Can't remember what to put.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- Exactly.- Too random.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Fuck me, Steves, you're an idiot.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Planes. Got big wheels, hasn't it? Ha! It's like a car.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51This one's sort of a sausage shape, and this one's more sort of...
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Yeah, sort of greyish.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57And this is a photo, which is in black and white
0:10:57 > 0:11:00because they couldn't afford colour film in those days, so...
0:11:00 > 0:11:02When did the war end?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Oh, right, we're doing the worksheet, are we? Boffin.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08OK, so, if we don't know the answer to a question,
0:11:08 > 0:11:12we need to do some research, and how do we research?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14We can look at the information points next to each...
0:11:14 > 0:11:16No, incorrect. Angel, do you know the answer?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Google?- Yeah, good. OK, so everyone get their phones out, please.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Isn't that cheating?- Shh! Shh! Shh! Fingers on lips, everyone.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24- Hurry up, you freaks! - Get your phones out, though.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26You in the back, hurry up! Come on, quick!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Wait, stop, stop, stop. Is this...
0:11:31 > 0:11:32Is this a Spitfire?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Read the sign! Is it a Spitfire?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37I think it's really sweet that Grindah's making an effort,
0:11:37 > 0:11:40and obviously there is the saying "too little, too late",
0:11:40 > 0:11:43and I'm not saying that I'm saying that saying,
0:11:43 > 0:11:46but obviously it could potentially be too little too late,
0:11:46 > 0:11:48I guess, yeah. Watch this space.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Oh, you're learning not to be a little freak for once, come on!
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Hurry up!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Jesus! Hurry up, you freak! Is there actually something wrong with you?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Cos if there is then we're going to leave you behind.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Well, then, come on!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Oh, what? There's loads of planes!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- We're never going to find it! - Whoa! Whoa!
0:12:12 > 0:12:15This is what they do in the films. Normally works, actually.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17SAFE BEEPS
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Yeah, no, I'm only getting loud beeps.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Give me the bat.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- I'm going to get Chabzy. Chabzy! - Yes, boss?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34How do you break into a safe?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37You want to use that?
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Argh!
0:12:46 > 0:12:47You fucked it, Steves.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51We need to draw a plane. Get to the front, get to the front
0:12:51 > 0:12:53and draw it when I'm in it.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Ah, this is sick.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Ah, we'll blow all the other teams' heads off, won't we?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00ALL: Yeah!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Ah, come on, then, let's go.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05You draw that flag.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Are you having fun, yeah? - ALL: Yeah.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Yeah, yeah. Are you having fun or not?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Do you want five detentions?
0:13:11 > 0:13:12OK, so you're having fun, yeah?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- Yeah!- No.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16We're having such a good time with these...
0:13:16 > 0:13:17- No.- Ah, you, come on.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Do you want to get out?
0:13:21 > 0:13:22All done, boss.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26So look at this, got all the keys here, mate, yeah?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- That one's for the top one, OK?- OK.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31This one there, that one for that one...
0:13:33 > 0:13:34..that one for that one,
0:13:34 > 0:13:36this one for that one.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38So they're all here, OK, boss?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40If your station is secure enough,
0:13:40 > 0:13:42then no-one should be able to get in.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45It don't matter what they do on the outside.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Do you mind getting that one, actually?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Just getting that, and the bottom one.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Ready? One, two, three, and lift.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55You seen that film, Panic Room, with Jodie Foster's in?
0:13:55 > 0:13:56- INTERVIEWER:- Yeah.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59We're going for that sort of vibe.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Cos you said there were seven, but...- Yeah.- ..I can only see four.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05There's four on here, but there's actually seven locks on the door.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07There's three ghost locks and they're actually
0:14:07 > 0:14:09the most impenetrable.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11No-one's going to be able to get into this place, man,
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- I'm telling you, it's not... - Sorry about that.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I'm just going to take this up to the top of the blocks
0:14:15 > 0:14:18and chuck it off, try and, like, smash it open.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19- All right, Steves. - See you in a bit.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- All right, mate. - Right, let's test her out.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- Integrity test, yeah?- Yeah.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Good idea, let me just...
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Shit, bruv.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Let me...
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- What have you done?- Shit, um...
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I left the keys in there. We're locked out, so...
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Oh, you fucking donkey! Robyn's in there.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Oh, good idea. Robyn!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Listen, there's seven keys on the counter.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- She's not saying anything, man. - Are you thick?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47She doesn't even speak English yet,
0:14:47 > 0:14:49she's not going to understand your weird, stupid accent.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Of course.- Robyn!
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Robyn! Stay calm!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Daddy's going to save you!
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- What? V-I.- ET.- E-T.- N.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Wait. N, yeah.- A.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05A-M, M. OK, good.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Tony? Tony?- S. Come on!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09If I could just have you...
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Look, can you just take it down a notch?
0:15:11 > 0:15:13We need these worksheets to last till the end of the day.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Oh, I see what's going on here, someone's worried about losing.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Trying to slow us down, are you? Trying to get in my head?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Ain't happening, mate. Let's go, come on!
0:15:20 > 0:15:21- Mr...- Ha-ha!
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Ah, sick! Chinook! Let's get in!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33We're better than you! Ha-ha!
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Right, just ignore him. Mr Zografos obviously is a little bit excited.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Fuck's sake, man, should have brought the weapons out with us.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44We're vulnerable. Fuck!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46PHONE BEEPS Ah, shit.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Hello, Roche, how are you?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54No, yeah, no, everything's fine, yeah, cool, cool.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Yeah, cool, cool.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Just at the studio with Robyn and the boys. Cool, cool, cool.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04I'm not saying "cool" loads, everything's fine.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Yeah, I can get milk.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11This is definitely going to work.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Just going to go for the launch.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Sorry, that's mine.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28I didn't think about this bit.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Excuse me...
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Can you just look after that for me?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- INTERVIEWER:- What would your nan want you to do with the money?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41That's partly the stressful thing about having the money
0:16:41 > 0:16:43is I don't really know what she wanted me to do with it,
0:16:43 > 0:16:47so I'm just holding on to it for now, like, and just spending it on
0:16:47 > 0:16:53just little things like essentials, like food and, like, weed and that.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Ah, thanks, you lot. Sorry for that.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Right, I'll bundle it.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Excuse me, excuse me.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03What's she doing? She just fucked off with the...
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Sorry, bruv, no, no, no, no. No, no, that's...
0:17:06 > 0:17:10Bruv! It's actually my... It's my inheritance money.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Ah, fuck sake.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Waste of money, innit?
0:17:21 > 0:17:25Oh! Angel, do you want to come and have lunch with Mummy?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Should we scooch up so I can just fit in?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Um... There's no room.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Right.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41- You all right? - Yeah, you all right?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43How's the quiz going? Got many left?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Well, how many have you got left?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Oh, fuck knows, my group are all stuck-up little bitches.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52You made your own packed lunch?
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Yeah.- Did you leave the crust on your sandwiches, though?
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Yeah, it's actually quite long to get them off, so just...
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I don't really mind about this any more.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Changed quite a lot, see?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Ah...
0:18:10 > 0:18:12It is quite dry, the crust, innit?
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Ah, that's better.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Look, I've got a coat hanger, mate. This normally works.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22BABY CRIES I can't wait any more, Chabzy.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- What? What?- This is insane.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25What is?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Robyn, I'm coming, Daddy's coming!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32What are you doing, man? Easy, man, watch the door.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Oh, my God! Our door!
0:18:37 > 0:18:41When you're a dad, you sort of get this superhuman strength.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Like, if your child is at any risk you basically turn into Wolverine,
0:18:45 > 0:18:50but obviously without the blades bursting out of the skin and that,
0:18:50 > 0:18:52cos that would be actually...
0:18:52 > 0:18:55That would be hard to look after a baby with all that madness going on.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Daddy's here, I'mma save you.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01I'm sorry about that, I'll never leave you again.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Oh, look at this.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Oh, my God.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12What's it saying? Is it... Is it gone?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Yes, mate, locks are definitely broken,
0:19:14 > 0:19:17which is a real shame because they were put on beautifully.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Yeah, we're open to attack right now, mate,
0:19:19 > 0:19:21and we don't even have a front door, so, please.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23OK, listen, mate, I'll tell you what,
0:19:23 > 0:19:25if it does come down to a fighting situation,
0:19:25 > 0:19:27they're going to have to get through me first.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28- Yeah.- I'm getting sick of it, mate.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30If they come down, what I'm going to do, first thing,
0:19:30 > 0:19:32yeah, right in the eyes, yeah?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Grab them by the throat like that, bang, yeah? Ankle...
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- VOICEOVER:- I know so much about fighting, yeah?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39And when it comes to fighting, you don't need to punch a man.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Wait there one sec. Show me.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44You grab him by the throat, he's out.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45- Yeah.- Body lock.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Go for it. - A body lock like that, yeah?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Like that, and I tickle him, look, you can even tickle him...- Oh!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54He wakes up, he's pissed himself on the floor lying there.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- That's too far, man. - Yeah, sorry, mate.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Chabuddy G, I'm not fucking with him again.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03No fingerprints, no blood. It's cleaner.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Apart from the piss, obviously.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09You know, just do the door.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Yeah, sorry, man.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15The army men were so fit then, weren't they?
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Yeah.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Reminds me a lot of myself, back in the radio days, a few weeks ago.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Yeah, just real, strong, proper men saving the world.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Yeah, like I used to with my lyrics.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Do you not miss it?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Like, I feel like this isn't you.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33You're not a teacher. You're a soldier.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37You're right.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Even my mum used to say it.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41She used to say I was her brave little soldier.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Course I'm not a teacher.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Teachers are pathetic!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I'm built for more. I'm a soldier.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53I'm a soldier!
0:21:02 > 0:21:03FOOTSTEPS OUTSIDE
0:21:03 > 0:21:05What? Stevie, is that you?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Yeah, man. What's happened to the fucking door?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Oh, hold on one minute, one minute, one minute.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- Did they come? - Oh, yeah, no, no, no.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12They been here?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15No, I'll explain later. We had a bit of an issue, but it's cool.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Steves, you got it open, yeah?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Yeah, had a bit of a Crystal Maze moment in the car park,
0:21:20 > 0:21:21but I got most of it back.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24All right, Nan? Are you fuming at me about the money?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Here you are, I'll put it all under the bed again,
0:21:26 > 0:21:28cos it's safer there, innit?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Steves, take the bat.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- What?- Take it.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35You're on guard duty.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Have I got to hit people?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I've never hit anyone.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42How long have I got to be on guard duty?
0:21:42 > 0:21:45You're doing 12 hours on, 12 hours off.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48We need to invent some sort of password or something.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50All right, cool.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Jesus.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Listen up, people! I've got a little announcement to make.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Shh! Come on, turn around this way.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Being here today has inspired me,
0:22:01 > 0:22:04and it's made me realise that I shouldn't be here.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08I'm a general. I've got my own war to fight - the Kold war,
0:22:08 > 0:22:11and I'm ready to die for my lyrical freedom,
0:22:11 > 0:22:14cos I am Kurupt FM, and no-one can take me down.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Mr Zografos, would you mind st...
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Rahim, mate, you wouldn't understand, yeah?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20My work here is done. The kids know what they're doing.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21I've inspired them already.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25And, to be honest, I'm bigger than all this teaching bollocks, yeah?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Right now I'm needed on the front line.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Miche...
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I'll see you soon.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33This is your time.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35It is my time.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38All men have to fight.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41A real man does what needs to be done.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44No, he's not scared, and he doesn't care what other people think.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46In a bit, make sure you lot lock into 108.9, yeah?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48That's the kind of man that I want,
0:22:48 > 0:22:52someone who fights for what he believes in and looks good in a cap.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55RAHIM: OK, if your group joins me over here...
0:22:58 > 0:23:00We've got to be ready for war, for whatever happens, mate,
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- you know what I mean?- Yeah. - Ready to die.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05If we're going to go out, we've got to go out like men, mate,
0:23:05 > 0:23:07go out in a blaze of glory, you know?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10It's the return of the general.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14I think I'll be remembered as one of the great leaders of our generation.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I missed this place.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Before me you had people like Churchill,
0:23:19 > 0:23:22that bro with the little 'tache that used to shout loads,
0:23:22 > 0:23:25you know, powerful leaders that inspired the people.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Back to take control of my station.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31KEY TURNS
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Boys!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34- Who is it?- Someone's outside. - Who's that?
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Deal with it, Steves, please deal with it.- What do you mean?
0:23:37 > 0:23:40What? What's going on?
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Come on, man.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Just me? - You're going to have to fight them.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- On my own?- I'm the main one, I need to be protected.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- GRINDAH:- Oi!- I'm... It's my first shift, I'm not ready...
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Stevie, just listen, I've got you, don't worry.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54What the... I can hear you lot talking.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Um...
0:23:56 > 0:23:58What... What's the password?
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Pass... I don't know what the pa...
0:23:59 > 0:24:02There wasn't a password when I was last here.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Is that Grindah? Does kind of sound like Grindah.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Yeah, but he could be doing an impression.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Is this a new thing?- They've got him tied up or something.- Hello?
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Sorry, mate, could you say the password, please, mate?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18I don't know, Kurupt FM?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20- Oh!- Oh, my God!- Oh, my God!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Oh...
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Come here. Come here.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- Ah!- Let it out.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Throughout my whole life I've always thought, "What would Grindah do?"
0:24:36 > 0:24:38- Mm!- Daddy's back, all right?
0:24:38 > 0:24:39- Yeah.- Nothing can harm you now.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41- So good to see you, man.- Yeah.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Cos look what he's done for me.
0:24:44 > 0:24:49We're on Brentford's biggest pirate radio station, and I'm 31 years old.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52I've accomplished a lot.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Welcome home, mate.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Please, Steve, mate, I ain't staying at this shit hole.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59I'm only back for radio.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Fair enough.
0:25:00 > 0:25:05I'm here to show everyone that Kurupt FM is not to be fucked with,
0:25:05 > 0:25:08cos we're the biggest, baddest, roughneckest
0:25:08 > 0:25:10radio station in the land, like.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11- Trust me, trust me.- Best believe!
0:25:11 > 0:25:13BABY CRIES
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Ah, for fuck's sake.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17She's banned from the station for a start, yeah?
0:25:17 > 0:25:18No chicks at radio.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- Fair enough.- Yeah, and hurry up, we've got things to do.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23ANGEL: Time to jump!
0:25:24 > 0:25:25There's Nazis everywhere.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26TOY GUN RATTLES
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Yah!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Yeah... Angel?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Angel, why don't you go and kill the Nazis in your bedroom?
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Yes, Mum!
0:25:36 > 0:25:40- Yeah, good girl. - Hup-hup-hup-hup-hup-hup-hup-hup!
0:25:49 > 0:25:51You could have helped.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Sorry, man.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Bring your baby along to everything.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58The most damaging thing you can do to a pirate station
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- is take down their aerial.- Yeah.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Come on.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04I might have to catch you up.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08But we did something even more clever. We took down our own aerial.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Exactly. My little idea, actually.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12- Yeah.- This way they'll never find it.
0:26:12 > 0:26:17- Oh, yeah, yeah! Kold FM slinking inside, yeah?- Yeah, trust me.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19If you lot are listening, yeah,
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I'd love to see you try and take down our aerial now, mate, yeah?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Exactly, yeah.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25No pirate in their right mind
0:26:25 > 0:26:27would ever keep their aerial at their station.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28- It's a double bluff.- Yeah.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30It's so stupid that, like...
0:26:30 > 0:26:32"Ah, surely they wouldn't do that, would they?"
0:26:32 > 0:26:34- Yeah.- Unthinkable.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35THEY LAUGH
0:26:35 > 0:26:36- Idiots.- Fucking dickheads.- Yeah.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37HE FREESTYLES
0:26:37 > 0:26:39# Typical stars of the G
0:26:39 > 0:26:41- # One! - To the I, E, N, to the D
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- # Rapper MC inside the committee - D!
0:26:43 > 0:26:44# When I'm on the mic you know we get diddy
0:26:44 > 0:26:46# Kurupt FM, that's my community! #
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Old tight lady, Miche, yeah,
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- making man remember that man is a general at it.- Ah, bless.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Macking into place!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55# MC Grindah, back like I never left
0:26:55 > 0:26:57# And I stay high like the peaks of the Everest
0:26:57 > 0:26:59# Old school, like booking flights through Teletext
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- # You put the microphone beneath... - Hey!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- # I'll deliver you like FedEx - Hey!
0:27:03 > 0:27:04# Or Air Mail... #
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Is it good to have Grindah back, then?
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Come here.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- It's like, you know when you need a shit on the bus?- Yeah.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12But there's nowhere you can go, and it's just getting more painful
0:27:12 > 0:27:14and painful, and then you think,
0:27:14 > 0:27:16"Fuck, I'm going to actually shit myself."
0:27:16 > 0:27:21Grindah's like the McDonalds in the horizon. It's coming closer.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23I get there and it just flies out.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24Yeah.