0:00:10 > 0:00:13# We can write what we want to write
0:00:13 > 0:00:20# We gotta make ends meet Before we get much older
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# We're all someone's daughters
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# We're all someone's sons
0:00:32 > 0:00:38# How long can we look at each other
0:00:40 > 0:00:45# Down the barrel of a gun?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# You're the voice, try and understand it
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Make a noise and make it clear
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# Oh-wo-wo-wo
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# Oh-wo-wo-wo
0:00:56 > 0:00:59# We're not going to sit in silence
0:00:59 > 0:01:04# We're not going to live with fear, oh-wo-wo-wo, oh-wo-wo-wo... #
0:01:21 > 0:01:23SNIPPETS FROM RADIO
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Hi, you all right?- Not really.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43What's that?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Oh. Would you put it in the car for us?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51What is it?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I slept through me alarm. I would still be spark out now
0:01:54 > 0:01:57if Ken next door didn't have Lorraine on full blast this morning.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- And what is this?- It's me costume.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Promotion in work.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05National effing Jam Week - you've got us dressed as different jams.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Oh, yeah, I remember that meeting. I seconded that idea.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Oh, thank you. I'd like to see you parading round in a pair of leggings
0:02:13 > 0:02:15when you've mislaid your Spanx.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- RADIO:- Timeless hits, now and for ever.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21How's the packing gone?
0:02:21 > 0:02:26I've been at it all night. Still not even finished. Post-its everywhere.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28You wouldn't believe one house could hold so much SHIT.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Kitchen drawers filled up with nothing but bullcrap.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Batteries, biros,
0:02:34 > 0:02:38old wedding invites for people who have now split up.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I've just found a C&A bag full of Kinder Egg toys
0:02:40 > 0:02:41shoved in a glory hole.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44I might as well cancel Pickfords cos I've slung half of everything.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I've been ruthless. Well, I've got to be -
0:02:46 > 0:02:49I'm sharing a box bedroom with a cross trainer.
0:02:49 > 0:02:5215 bin bags for the Spastics Society.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Lord knows what they're going to do with my roller boots.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57What time are they coming?
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Eight o'clock. There goes my lie-in.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04I swear they've no need. I could get everything I own in the back
0:03:04 > 0:03:06of our Mandy's Citroen.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Not much to show for my time on this earth, John.
0:03:09 > 0:03:1436 pairs of shoes and a set of Babyliss crimpers.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17I'd give you a lift, but I'm taking our Ben and Sophie to the
0:03:17 > 0:03:21arena tomorrow, to a big monster truck rally. Our Paul's got to work.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24It's all right. We'll manage - don't worry.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Our Mandy's going to come round.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29She's going to give me a hand.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31You know, they say moving house can be one of the most stressful
0:03:31 > 0:03:33things you ever do.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36They're not wrong. I really don't need this in my life right now.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38I should be settled down.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Not moving in with me little sister and her family.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47I'm going to miss our house so much. It's all I've ever known.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50I've been there my whole life.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Born in it. Well, not in it, but...
0:03:53 > 0:03:55..been there since I was a baby.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- It's traumatic. - Are you being sarcastic?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01No, I'm not, no. It is.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04I mean, it's like you said, you've lived there all your life.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Everything you've ever known is in that house, your family,
0:04:07 > 0:04:10childhood, every memory,
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- every Christmas.- All right, John!
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Sorry...
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- RADIO:- Brought to you by Brighter Day Careers.
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0:04:26 > 0:04:29and get your career back on track.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31On the roads, it's busy in all the usual places. The M6...
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Hey, you'll never guess what else I found down the back of the Welsh dresser?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Shergar's saddle.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Bobby Ball's braces.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42What, his actual braces that he wore? How'd you get them?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Happen they're worth a bob or two.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47No, not his real ones. You could buy these ones after their show.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I remember crying me eyes out till my dad bought me a pair,
0:04:50 > 0:04:55then I wore them all the time. I was OBSESSED with him. Rock on, Tommy!
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Did you have a 'tache an' all?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59No, but I did have a very aggressive perm.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03I used to love Cannon and Ball, I did. They were massive. Hysterical.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05I saw them three times in Blackpool.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07I never bought any braces, though.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10So did we! At the North Pier?
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Yeah, that's where we saw them, North Pier. Lenny Henry were on with them.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Was he? I don't remember him being there.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20How mad we were both in the same place at the same time
0:05:20 > 0:05:21and we didn't even know.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Well, how would we? We didn't know each other.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26That's fate, Jonathan. I'm telling you.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Coincidence at bloody best.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Well, I don't even know anyone else who went.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35# Laugh me a laugh, grin me a grin
0:05:35 > 0:05:38# And then we'll know that we can win... #
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Call yourself a fan?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Do you not think we're a bit like Cannon and Ball, me and you?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48I'm the little bubbly funny one and you're the other...
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Tommy Cannon? Cheeky bitch.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Rock on, Johnny!
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Shocking.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00I know we're a bit late, but can we stop for something to eat?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02I haven't had me brekkie yet.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04We'll be cutting it fine.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Oh, come on, it's our last day together.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I'll treat you.
0:06:10 > 0:06:15Go on, you can blame me.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17At least I'll be early again next week.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32You'll not go hungry in here.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I hope not. I've been saving me sins.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43They're taking their time, aren't they? I'm starving.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45So how do you know about this place?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Erm...I come in now and again.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50A bit more civilised than McDonalds.
0:06:50 > 0:06:56Come on... Two Fat Boys - fill your boots.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- I'll never eat all that. - You get a balloon if you do.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- I'll look like one an' all.- If you scrape through those beans,
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- there's a phone number for the British Heart Foundation.- Really?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- I'm joking.- To be fair, you'd need one.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09How many calories are in this? Off the scale.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Come on, a special occasion. It's Friday. It's our last supper, this.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I'll still be eating this for supper.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18They've been a bit skinny, actually. You should get two fried bread.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20It's gone downhill a bit, truth be told.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22I'll never get through all of this. It's too much for me, this.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23You can't whack a Fat Boy.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Can I have two more white toast, please?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36That's me done. I'm out!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Do you mind? It's the best bit, the rind.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Be my guest. I'm full now.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44I'll have to undo my pants.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Thank God for leggings.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I hear you. Trackie bottoms.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Mind you, I can't imagine working in a pair of those bastards.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Excuse my French.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Elasticated waists, that's the future.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- Trackie bottoms are elasticated. - I mean elasticated trousers. Marks's sell them.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Lethal, slippery slope.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04You sound like me grandad.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Do I? He knows comfort, does he?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Look, you didn't do bad, did you? Considering you thought
0:08:10 > 0:08:13you wouldn't eat it. You took the pattern of that plate.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I was starving. Not eaten all week!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Why?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Just with the move and everything - just been a bit upset by it.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22I always go off me food when I'm like that.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25I go the other way, though. I eat when I'm upset.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Do you? - I'm a bugger for it.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Oh, God, I would be a size 20 if I was like that.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I blame the advertising.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Like on Cadbury's fingers, they say one's not enough.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36It's not, though.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- I know, but they're telling you that.- My downfall is wine.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40I don't drink, you see.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Do you know how many calories are in a glass of wine?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Not a clue.- Five of them. Five Fat Boys in a glass of wine.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Really?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I can drink a bottle and a half a night.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53How many Fat Boys is that?
0:08:53 > 0:08:5418.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59What time is it?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Oh, ten to. Come on, we best make tracks.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Is it? It's gone quick, that. - I'll settle up.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- I'll pay.- No, I'll pay.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- I'll get it, I said in the car I'll get it.- I'll get it,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10put your purse away. I've got a loyalty card.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Three more Fat Boys and I get a baseball cap.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Oh, woopy doo! I'll go and put my face on, then.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Right, I'll settle up.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- Thanks, Janet, I'll see you next week, love.- OK.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- All right, John.- Hiya, Tony. Bloody hell! How's it going?
0:09:26 > 0:09:27- Nice to see you, lad.- And you.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Keeping busy?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31You know me, I never stop.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Sorry to hear about your dad, that was awful.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I didn't find out, you know, till after the funeral.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39I would have been there - you know that, don't you?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- I know. I know.- He was a good pal of mine, your dad.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42You know, we went back years.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46We used to go out driving in the summer months. In the days before the breathalyser...
0:09:46 > 0:09:48It's a shame he's gone -
0:09:48 > 0:09:51I wanted to pick his brains about something.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52How's Joan?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Still breathing, last time I checked. She's murder.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59She's running to the toilet every two minutes. We can't plan nothing.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- How's Craig?- He's a waste of space, still at home.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- You're joking?!- He won't leave as long as she's still doing his washing.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07And how are you?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I'm up and down. I've been ill meself.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Have you?- Not as ill as your dad. Obviously.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17- Obviously.- But not far off. A rectal abscess.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19They sent me to London to see a specialist.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21I had to stand all the way.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23We've only got a Micra.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- I'm joking, we went on the train. - Ah-ha! Yeah.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- This place has gone downhill a bit, hasn't it?- Yeah, it has, hasn't it?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I thought that. You used to get two fried bread.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32And the mugs are smaller.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- Aren't they just? Aren't they? - Still...- Yeah...
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Mm. Still.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- I only come in for the free Wi-Fi.- Oh, right.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44I get everything online now. I don't even have to leave the house.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Piece of piss.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- I'll have an hour now, Skyping my little lady friend in Phuket.- Yeah?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- She's 21 today. - Like that, is it?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Got her on me screensaver.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Now you look at that and tell me you wouldn't.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02I'm flesh and blood. A man's got needs.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05I haven't had a sniff since we got Sky+.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Joan's in bed for Emmerdale and I'm downstairs sexting Thailand.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12This one's just getting up for college.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Still...- If it was up to me, I would move out there like a shot.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20But Joan doesn't like the sun, miserable cow.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22If they take her back in to get her bladder sorted,
0:11:22 > 0:11:25I'm off on the first plane out of this shithole.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26It's not that bad.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29What? It's getting worse. It's like a ghost town.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31All the shops are closed down.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34The window cleaner's got a sander and the precinct,
0:11:34 > 0:11:38that's full of weirdos. And you get a few oddballs in here an' all.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40There's one.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46All right?
0:11:48 > 0:11:53Erm. Kayleigh, Tony, Tony, Kayleigh.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55We work together.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Where? Down the pit?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59I can't believe you did that in there.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01What? You said we were late. I was trying to save time.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- I won't be rushing back there in a hurry, will I?- I liked it.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06I mean you and your bloody black face.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08What? I'm a blackcurrant.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09They don't know that, do they?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Oh. Nobody's bothered. You're too sensitive, John.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15I don't think you're going to get away being blacked up at work. Someone's going to complain.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Why?- Cos it's racist.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Well, you came up with the idea. - I didn't think you'd be blacking up.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23What? I'm a blackcurrant. I dressed as a yellow pepper last week.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- No Chinese kicked off.- Jesus!
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Hurry up and get in before we get carjacked.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Now who's being racist?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41MUSIC: Love Plus One by Haircut 100
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- RADIO:- This is For Ever FM - timeless hits, now and for ever.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49'And you're listening to Golden Hour,
0:12:49 > 0:12:51'but what is the year this morning?'
0:12:51 > 0:12:521982.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55'Well, Gill in Nelson's got it absolutely bang on this morning.'
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Phone 'em.- Wouldn't risk me bloody money.
0:12:58 > 0:13:03'And the For Ever FM Golden Hour continues with this.'
0:13:03 > 0:13:06SONG BEGINS
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- What are you laughing at?- Listen!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13# Ebony and ivory... #
0:13:13 > 0:13:15What?!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Ebony and bloody Ivory!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Oh, me and you?! Oh, I love that.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24That's piss funny.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29# Oh, Lord, why don't we? #
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Here's Super Ted.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48What's he doing now? Look at him, he's wet through.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Ditto.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Why don't you just say hello and put us all out of our misery?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Looking like this?
0:14:01 > 0:14:04# And I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was
0:14:04 > 0:14:06# With me, yeah, me
0:14:06 > 0:14:08# Singing I love rock and roll
0:14:08 > 0:14:11# So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
0:14:11 > 0:14:13# I love rock and roll
0:14:13 > 0:14:16# So come and take your time and dance with me! #
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Hello.- Hiya, Kayleigh. You all right?- Yeah.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Are you OK? You look at bit pasty.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37It's this make-up, Rachel.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41I can't get it off. I've been scrubbing it for half an hour.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- You're looking well.- Isn't she?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48You off anywhere nice this weekend?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51I've got a Hindu in Newcastle for my mate Zahida.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52A Hindu?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Well, it's a hen do for Hindus.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Fair enough.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Oh, I bet that'll be a laugh. I love a good hen do.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Hindu, tomay-to, tomah-to.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Eh, you might meet yourself a nice Geordie fella, pet.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Jesus.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09That's me Geordie accent. It's not an Indian.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Don't do that at your Hindu.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Anyway I'll text you over the weekend, John.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- OK. Yeah. See you, Rachel, love. - Yeah, bye.- See you.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20She's got your number?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Yeah, why?
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Let's not fall out, it's our last car share home together.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42I'm not falling out with you, John, I'm just saying
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Rachel said she'd text you.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47I wasn't even aware you'd swapped numbers.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48I didn't think it was that serious.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50It isn't serious at all. You've got my number.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Well, that's different. - Why's it different?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Because I need your number.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58For...emergencies.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00What emergencies? You're just being weird again.
0:16:00 > 0:16:05Did you hear her? "I'm off to a Hindu hen do." She's cock-mad.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- What?!- "Are you all right?
0:16:07 > 0:16:08"You look pasty." I'll paste her.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I'll paste her to Newcastle and back.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13I can't work you out. One minute you're acting all pally with her
0:16:13 > 0:16:16and the next you're slagging her off. She took my number
0:16:16 > 0:16:19because I'm thinking of having her work on my Christmas team, all right?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Oh! It gets worse.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27How many weeks - months - have I been dropping hints to you
0:16:27 > 0:16:30about your Christmas team? You know for a fact there's nobody loves
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Christmas more than me.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35And she's far too tall to be an elf.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Who mentioned anything about bloody elves?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39I just assumed you'd have elves...
0:16:39 > 0:16:42That's your problem - you assume everything and most of the time you assume wrong.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Just because she's got me number doesn't mean
0:16:44 > 0:16:46she's got me bloody number.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49I like Rachel, she's OK. But she's not my type.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55- So what is your type? - I don't have a type!
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Do you not listen to anything I say?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00I've told you I'm happy with my life, on my own. Unlike you,
0:17:00 > 0:17:02I'm not searching for love or looking for somebody to spend
0:17:02 > 0:17:06the rest of my life with. I like my life just the way it is, all right?
0:17:06 > 0:17:07All right, OK.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09And I never fraternise with the staff. Ever!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12So I won't be having drinks with Rachel or anyone else,
0:17:12 > 0:17:14if that puts your mind at rest.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- That's a relief.- I'm not as stupid as you think, you know.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- I never said you were! - You might think I'm a bit square,
0:17:19 > 0:17:22but I've been round the block a few times, you know, and anybody
0:17:22 > 0:17:25with a brain knows Rachel's trying to shag her way up the ladder.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Hey, that's my mate you're talking about.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Get out of town. Psycho.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Honestly, you drive me mad.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48So has my mate, Rachel, made it onto your Christmas team?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51All will be revealed next week.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Have I?- All will be revealed.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Come on, don't keep me in suspenders. Have I?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00I've got a big meeting on Monday with Dave Thomson and Alan Campbell.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- Who's Alan Campbell? - Area manager.
0:18:02 > 0:18:07Oh, yeah, he was at the staff pancake race. Shouts a lot?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09He's partially deaf.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Yeah, he kept insisting on winning. Bit of an arse clown.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I hope you don't end up like that.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- Like what?- Like Alan Campbell and Dave Thompson.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- What do you mean? - Idiot managers.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25Well, I hope not.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28I like to think because I'm aware of them being like that
0:18:28 > 0:18:31I won't end up like that,
0:18:31 > 0:18:33but things don't always work out like that, do they?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Anyway. I hope I've moved on by then.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Store manager? - No, different job.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I thought you really loved your job.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44It's all right, but if I'm honest, I wouldn't want to stay on this
0:18:44 > 0:18:47treadmill for the rest of me life.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48I kind of fell into retail, really.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52I wanted to go to music college but I couldn't afford it,
0:18:52 > 0:18:56so I took a job at the store to save some money and I'm still here.
0:18:56 > 0:18:5822 years later...
0:18:58 > 0:19:00God, I can't believe it's that long.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- I didn't know you were a musician. - Yeah.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11What do you play?
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Keyboard, guitar, bit of drums.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Oh, you're a right little Roy Castle.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- That was always my big dream, music. - So why did you give it up?
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- I haven't, I still play. - Do you?- Yeah.- Where?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Pubs, clubs. I've been gigging for years, on and off.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33How come you've never said about it before?
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Well, I don't like to brag.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Have you ever had any hits?
0:19:37 > 0:19:41No. We just do covers mainly. Ah, I've written a few songs.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- Really? Go on, sing me a song.- No.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Go on. Please sing me a song. - No. No. Not a chance.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- Not a chance.- Do you sing?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Yeah, a bit, yeah.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Exciting! So how many of them are you?- Eh?
0:19:55 > 0:19:58So how many of them are there in the band?
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Oh, we're just a duo now, myself and Jim.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03So what are you called?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Compendium. You might have heard of us.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10- Compendium?- Yeah, because there were different sides to us. You know,
0:20:10 > 0:20:13like rock, soul, jazz, country.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15We were called John and Jim'll Fix It for years,
0:20:15 > 0:20:18but then we had to change that, for obvious reasons.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22It's very exciting! I'm sharing a car with a pop star.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24No, I don't think so.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I'm dead jealous. I wish I could do something like that.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Where's my phone?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Here, click on there.
0:20:37 > 0:20:43Go on front screen, go on YouTube and type us in - Compendium.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46C-O-M...
0:20:46 > 0:20:47pendium...
0:20:47 > 0:20:49It's the best way to get your music out there.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Go on YouTube. Get people listening to it.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I can't use these iPhones with me nails.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59It's a bit rough and ready. Jim's sister filmed it last year.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Oh, there you are.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Play it.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08It's waiting, hold on.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15# Walk out alone and I'll follow you
0:21:15 > 0:21:17# The noise of the city, you know that I know
0:21:17 > 0:21:20# And I think that you know that I'll only love you
0:21:20 > 0:21:22# Tonight... #
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Is that your front room?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26It's Jim's.
0:21:26 > 0:21:32# In the city You're so pretty there tonight
0:21:32 > 0:21:34# Eyes are staring
0:21:34 > 0:21:36# You're hardly wearing a thing tonight... #
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Catchy.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41# But you're mine. Woo-oh
0:21:41 > 0:21:44# And I'm not gonna let you... #
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Oh... Buffering again.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50'Kin 3G shite. Never mind.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- It's good, that.- Yeah? - Yeah!- You like it?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Yeah! That was a snazzy shirt you were wearing.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Is that your stage one?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Yeah, I've a few of them. And a Stetson.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Yeah, it's all right, needs a live bass
0:22:06 > 0:22:09and the front room acoustics don't complement us.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Well, well done, you, you little dark horse.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Like I said, we...we...we play all over.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20You'll have to come and watch us sometime.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Yeah. Hey, I thought you didn't fraternise with your staff?
0:22:23 > 0:22:28Well, seeing as it's you, I'll make an exception.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- I'm really going to miss this. - Gridlock?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46No. Car sharing.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49I've really enjoyed it.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Yeah. So have I.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54- Have you?- Yeah.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59I won't miss this prick in front. Come on, I could walk faster!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I'm going to miss it.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07We'll still see each other at work.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17# Something's coming over me
0:23:17 > 0:23:20# I'm so dizzy I can't see
0:23:20 > 0:23:24# Can't make out the forest for the trees
0:23:27 > 0:23:30# My heart is beating faster now
0:23:30 > 0:23:33# As the traffic's slowing down
0:23:33 > 0:23:39# Suddenly, I'm alone with you
0:23:39 > 0:23:41# It's so good
0:23:41 > 0:23:44# I'm better when you're at the wheel
0:23:44 > 0:23:47# I can't believe the way I feel
0:23:47 > 0:23:51# It's such a rush, just being with you
0:23:51 > 0:23:55# We're driving in the rush hour
0:23:55 > 0:23:57# Ooh, you send me
0:23:57 > 0:24:01# We're driving in the rush hour
0:24:01 > 0:24:04# Ooh, you send me...
0:24:04 > 0:24:07# You got me, you got me, you got me
0:24:07 > 0:24:11# Ooh, you send me...
0:24:11 > 0:24:15# We're driving in the rush hour
0:24:15 > 0:24:17# Ooh, you send me... #
0:24:20 > 0:24:25- RADIO:- Always and for ever. This is the station with the timeless hits.'
0:24:25 > 0:24:30Right, here we are, the old homestead, one last time.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Yeah, back to the packing.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36I could do without this.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40- Here, I got you something. - What? You've not?
0:24:40 > 0:24:44I have got you a little present. Here you are. It's not much.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Thank you! John!
0:24:47 > 0:24:50You mentioned the other week you liked it. We had it on special
0:24:50 > 0:24:54and then we sold out. I managed to track one down in Preston.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Thank you. It's a novelty heart lamp!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00- Yeah, you said you l... - Thank you.- Is it the right colour?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02It's a perfect colour. It's red.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05I love it. It'll brighten up my box bedroom.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- Yeah. It's not much. - John...- It's not much.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Well, I've got you something too.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Really?
0:25:15 > 0:25:19Now, forgive the festive wrap, it's all I could find.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- Is it a CD, by any chance? - Just open it.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24What is it?
0:25:26 > 0:25:31Hey! Now That's What I Call Music 48.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34But that's your favourite album.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36I know, but I've got two copies.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Our Keiron used to fiddle Britannia.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Yeah, we all did. Look at that.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46- Do you like it? - Yeah. I'll treasure it.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49- I'm sure you will.- I will.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Right.- OK, then.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54It feels like I'm leaving the country.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56I'll see you at work on Monday.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59OK. Well, thank you.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- You're OK.- For the lift...- Yeah.- ..s.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Oh, yeah, you're all right. It's been an experience.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13OK.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15See you, then.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16See you.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- See you, bye.- See you.- See you.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Got me lamp.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Thanks.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35See you. Hope everything goes well tomorrow
0:26:35 > 0:26:36and you get everything sorted.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39I'll be fine, thank you. Have fun at your monster trucks.
0:26:39 > 0:26:44Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. See you, then.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48- See you, enjoy your CD. - OK, bye-bye.- Bye.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04- RADIO:- '...heading into Bolton.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07It's happened at the junction near Victoria Road.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09'Emergency services still at the scene,
0:27:09 > 0:27:12'so you are advised to take an alternative route if you can.'
0:27:12 > 0:27:15'And in Warrington town centre, the A57, there's a problem with
0:27:15 > 0:27:18- 'the road surface and cars are being diverted off the main road...- '
0:27:18 > 0:27:22"Track two is from me to you. You're a star.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24"Love always, Kayleigh."
0:27:24 > 0:27:27'No reports of any problems on the trams, trains or buses.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29'And planes are pretty much back to normal now at Manchester
0:27:29 > 0:27:33'and Liverpool. If you do see something, we are talking about...'
0:27:40 > 0:27:41Load of shite.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44# You've been saying I'm driving you crazy...#
0:27:44 > 0:27:45Yes.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47# And I haven't been around for you lately
0:27:47 > 0:27:50# But I had a few things on my mind
0:27:54 > 0:27:57# When I'm with you I am filled with emotion
0:27:57 > 0:28:00# Can't you see that I'm giving you devotion
0:28:00 > 0:28:04# And a love like this is hard to fight?
0:28:07 > 0:28:11# I know I've been walking around in a daze
0:28:11 > 0:28:13- # Baby, baby - Baby, baby
0:28:13 > 0:28:17# You've gotta believe me when I say
0:28:17 > 0:28:21# Ooh-ooh! Wherever you go I'm gonna be there
0:28:21 > 0:28:24# Whatever you do, you know I'm gonna be there
0:28:24 > 0:28:28# It's pure and simple, hey-hey, I'll be there for you
0:28:28 > 0:28:31- # Pure and simple, gonna be there! - Pure and simple, gonna be there! #