0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains some strong language
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- What if she's weirded out about sleeping with a 16-year-old.- She liked me.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11I'm a rapist! I'm a pregnant rapist.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- She never wants to see me again. - Yes! Jackpot.
0:00:14 > 0:00:19- I didn't think I'd be the one having the abortion. - And what do you want to do?
0:00:19 > 0:00:23It's not just you this affects. I don't want to go to uni without my drinking buddy.
0:00:23 > 0:00:27I don't know what I want to do! I don't know what I want to do! That's my decision, I don't know.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Come on, son. We all make mistakes.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33It's not exactly like you were planned either.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52OK, if she her wants space, I'll give her space.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Absolutely, just move on.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56If she wants to call, she's got my number.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Although, if she's lost my number, she couldn't tell me.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01It's good you're not obsessing over this.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Maybe I should, you know, go and see her.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Yes, perhaps from behind a tree, very much as a stalker might.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12I just don't understand why she wouldn't call.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Well, because she's got what she wanted.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Now she's cutting you off like some feminist, cannibal spider.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22They take your sperm, eat your legs and then disappear down a hole.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23That's not what spiders do.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Or, feminists.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27OK...
0:01:28 > 0:01:33What you need is a proper mad night out, take your mind off her.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Let's go out tonight for my birthday.- I can't.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- I'm borrowing my uncle's car so I can practise my three... - Let's go out tonight.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42But your birthday's not for a fortnight.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47I might not be available then and, anyway, he needs help now. Look at him, he's pathetic.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- I suppose.- Jamie?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Yeah, all right. - OK, great, it's a date.
0:01:55 > 0:02:00I mean, that's the date, the date we're going on tonight.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02What?
0:02:12 > 0:02:13I'm pretty much packed.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15You can wish me good luck if you want.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Or not, whichever.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23I just thought you might have given it some thought
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- and made a decision before you went to university. - Decided on what?
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Oh, the pregnancy thing. Do you know, it had completely slipped my mind.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- It isn't going to work.- What isn't going to work?- Any of it.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Being a mother isn't all yummy mummy coffee mornings
0:02:39 > 0:02:40and trips to Baby Gap.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43You're going to be bored, tired and alone.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46I had an awful time.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- Well, I'm sorry I was such a disappointment to you. - I don't mean you, darling.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- I just don't think you realise how hard it's going to be.- I'll cope.
0:02:54 > 0:02:59Really? Think about what you're going to have to give up. Probably university, definitely a career.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03That's rubbish. Lots of women have a career and a child.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05No, darling, lots of women have a career and a nanny.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Laura, I'm sorry, it isn't fair.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15People say you can have it all, but you can't. Not really.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18I need you to know you don't have to do this.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20You have so much going for you.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24It's terrible having to live with someone you resent for holding you back.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Do you resent me?
0:03:26 > 0:03:30No, darling, don't be silly. I resent your father.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Maybe Beth was right, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Just relax.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Beth doesn't understand,
0:03:54 > 0:03:57we're just two friends sat discretely in a car
0:03:57 > 0:03:59near someone we want to watch...
0:04:01 > 0:04:03..but not necessarily talk to.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Put these on.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08I'm not wearing sunglasses!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13She's packing a lot of stuff.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Mmm... I think she's planning to leave the country.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25She's going to uni.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Bye...
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Bloody hell, she's going to university and hasn't even bothered to tell me!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Shit, get down.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Mike! Get off.- Shhh. Quiet.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44- It's all clear. That was close. - Don't do that!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Oh, you've got...
0:04:46 > 0:04:49sugar on your face.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50No!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53It's from the doughnuts. I dropped it on my crotch.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Yeah! I saw.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59I can't believe she's just gone.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- So, shall we follow her? - I don't know.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Clock's ticking.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09OK, but I just want to talk to her. It's not stalking.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10- So... are we?- Yeah, come on.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Oh, we can only go on the A-roads
0:05:12 > 0:05:15because I've not had my motorway lessons yet.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Seatbelt.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19ENGINE REVS
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- What are you doing? - I'm finding the biting point.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25It's an automatic!
0:05:26 > 0:05:27It's coming.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32It's coming.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34ENGINE REVS LOUDER
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Hiya! - Hello! All right, mate!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Wow, you have brought so much crap. Where's the cot?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Piss off.- Have you thought about it though? Is it going to be...
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Or...?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I do like kids.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14I like cocker spaniels, doesn't mean I want to push one round in a pram.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- I think I'm mainly just sick of talking about it, Dan. - OK, fine by me.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Let's just get you unpacked and then we can go talent spotting.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Hi, Michelle, right?
0:06:24 > 0:06:28- Danielle. - Danielle, how could I forget!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- So who's this?- This is my mate, Laura. Laura this is Glynn.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Hi. Welcome.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Faculty drinks later, we're going to the Pear Tree.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Laura, you come too? - Yeah, thank you.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Oh, she's not psychology, she's law.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43So? Come along, we'll get an anthropologist to translate.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45LAUGHS
0:06:45 > 0:06:46I'll see you later.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Well, I see you move quickly.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Oh, shut up. He's just one of the PhD supervisors from my course.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00He seems to be supervising you quite closely.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Come on. It's so exciting!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Excuse me? Hi... Sorry.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I don't suppose you know my sister.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Do you know someone called Laura Derbyshire, it's my sister?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I'm looking for a Laura Derbyshire.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I'm sorry, I don't know her.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- No sorry.- OK.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42She's my sister.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52I'm actually trying to track down my cousin cos she's at uni here.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I'm doing physics here myself, in the physics...
0:07:56 > 0:07:58..place, you know, the physics room?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01OK.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Oh, are you Laura's little brother? How sweet.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Well, funny you should ask that,
0:08:07 > 0:08:10because I don't actually know her surname
0:08:10 > 0:08:14and you think I would, wouldn't you, because she's my cousin?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15But we're not a very close family.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19She's probably gone to the Pear Tree. The pub.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Everyone ends up there, eventually.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Oh, OK, thanks.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Mike, come on?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28So, I don't suppose I could get your number?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32No? OK, fair enough.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38You wonder how some of this lot got into uni. Thick, the lot of them.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45STUDENTS CONVERSING
0:08:48 > 0:08:50That's her.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Laura!
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Jamie! What the hell are you doing here?
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Are you stalking me?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04No! I just want to know what's going on.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08I'm getting on with my life. I don't want you here ruining it.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Well, who's the guy? Is he your boyfriend? - No, he's not...
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Oh, this has nothing to do with you.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Does he know that you're pregnant?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Jamie, you have no right to be here!
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- I just want to know what's happening with US. - Nothing is happening with US!
0:09:21 > 0:09:25When I've decided what I'm doing, I'll let you know.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28In the meantime, Jamie, leave me alone,
0:09:32 > 0:09:33- ID son?- I'm with her.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- No, he's not. And he's 14. - She's lying, he's 16!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- 18!- 18.- I'm 18.- No.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42JAMIE SIGHS
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Are we going?- Yep.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Laura! Do you want a drink?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Yeah, vodka.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55What?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Vodka? You're having vodka with?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59No, I'm having vodka with tonic.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Are you OK?
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Yeah, I'm fine. I'll tell you later.
0:10:06 > 0:10:12So, here's to freshers' week, and freshers.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22LAURA GULPS
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Oh!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35COUGHING
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Laura?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Is it morning sickness?- Yeah.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44God, it normally costs me about 40 quid to get to this point.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47At least, you're saving money. Are you sure you're OK?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Yeah, please don't tell Glynn.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51I've got to tell him something.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Make something up, I'll be out in a minute.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57SHE WRETCHES
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Oh...
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- Laura, are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. Why?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I am so sorry for making you come here. I didn't realise.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Realise what?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25About your...
0:11:25 > 0:11:27relationship with alcohol.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Danielle was just filling me in.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Oh, yeah. Cheers, Danielle.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38I find it a really interesting subject area.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41I'd love to talk to you about your experiences.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Yeah. Why not?
0:11:44 > 0:11:48We should. After all, I'm a massive alcoholic.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I think we should get you out of this environment.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54I think she'll be fine.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57No, it's OK, Danielle, you can stay. Glynn can walk me home.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58OK, great!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I've have some interesting literature
0:12:01 > 0:12:03on addictive personalities back at mine.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Really, that sounds fascinating.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08OK, cool. So, Danielle, I'll see you later.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Enjoy your reading.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20She's unbelievable. I'm so pissed off at her right now.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Do you want to cry on me?- No!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28No, no. Course not.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Do you fancy being pissed off in the UK instead of Scotland?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Scotland is in the United Kingdom. - Is it?- Yes.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Oh, didn't know that.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41So, what are we over-nighting it here or...?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44I'm not going until I've talked to her properly. She's just so...
0:12:47 > 0:12:48She's just... she's just...
0:12:48 > 0:12:51OK, you keep going with that. I'm just going to get some food.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56MOBILE RINGS
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Shit!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Hiya, Beth. - Where the hell are you?
0:13:05 > 0:13:09Oh God, yeah. I'm not feeling too great.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11I don't think I'll be able to make it.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13You're out, I can hear people.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15I, er...
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I needed some...
0:13:17 > 0:13:18'Where the hell are you?'
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Edinburgh.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- You're in Edinburgh the city of Edinburgh?- Yes.
0:13:25 > 0:13:31- In Scotland? - Yes, I came to see Laura.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37You are such a weak, pathetic man.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40I'm in a fucking sushi restaurant.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43I've been here for the past 40 minutes keeping our table.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Everybody's looking at me because I'm screaming.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- Could you maybe stop screaming? - No, I can't stop screaming!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54It's my birthday and you've stood me up!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56DINERS: Aw...
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Oh, shut up!
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- It's not actually your birthday. - It doesn't matter.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03This is a line Jamie, and you have crossed it.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Hold on.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Dinner. Who's that?
0:14:10 > 0:14:15- It's Beth, I'm on hold. - Oh, right.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18And with no consideration to sustainability or marine welfare.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22You should be ashamed of yourselves. Your whole operation is a disgrace.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26In fact, why don't you just burn a big pile of tyres,
0:14:26 > 0:14:30chuck a couple of dolphins on top, and call it the chef's special!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Don't worry, I'm leaving. I don't even like fish!
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Didn't you get anything else apart from shortbread?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42OWL HOOTS
0:14:42 > 0:14:44It's for my mum.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47I meant to eat.
0:14:47 > 0:14:53Nah, I ran out of money. This was, like, seven quid.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56It's totally worth it though.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Glynn.- Ah-ha.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Let's not...
0:15:25 > 0:15:28MIKE SNORES
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Mike?
0:15:39 > 0:15:41JAMIE SIGHS
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- Glynn.- Uh.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- Glynn!- Uh-huh?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Oh!
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Mike.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Shhhh, it's going to be so beautiful.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Mike!
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Oh, it's just the gear stick.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Oh, thank God for that.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Are you OK?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Yeah.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- Sorry, I'm just still getting over my last relationship.- Right.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- It's complex.- OK.
0:16:39 > 0:16:44- So, can I come back up there?- No.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Right.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49BIKE BELL RINGS
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Hiya.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Catch you later.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Hiya.- Have a good night?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Urgh, no Glynn's a creep.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Hmmm, well, you did throw yourself at him.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Yeah, well...
0:17:07 > 0:17:10I'm sure he just misread the signs. He seemed like a nice guy.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- Oh God, did you like him? - God, no!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Because we're not like... I mean, feel free...
0:17:17 > 0:17:22- To what? Pick up your cast-offs? - No, Dan, I'm just saying.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Look, I have no interest in him.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27OK. Sorry.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32- I'm so messed up.- Yeah.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I don't think I'm coping very well with all this.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36I just don't know what to do.
0:17:36 > 0:17:41Right, well, you can have an abortion or have a baby.
0:17:41 > 0:17:46Either way, just make your bloody mind up and stop ruining everyone else's life.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49OK. I...
0:17:49 > 0:17:51was just saying.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I've just got to go in there and confront her.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06It's the only way I'm going to get her to listen.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Makes sense.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Yeah? I'm not just being mad, am I?
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Look, if it gives you confidence, it's exactly what I'd do.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18OK. Thanks.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22How big do you reckon the real one is?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- The law has been the cornerstone of our civilisation... - DOOR OPENS
0:18:27 > 0:18:28..for the last 500 years.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30DOOR SLAMS
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Sorry.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36It encompasses government, thought, economics,
0:18:36 > 0:18:39all our social interactions, from the largest institutions
0:18:39 > 0:18:42to the ethics of our personal relationships
0:18:42 > 0:18:43I have a question in this area.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Well, it's not customary to take questions during a lecture.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50My question's not for you, it's for one of your students.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53I don't think you're really grasping the format here.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I was wondering if she thought it was ethical
0:18:56 > 0:19:00to refuse to speak to someone or acknowledge their existence
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- when she's carrying their unborn child?- Jamie, for God's sake!
0:19:04 > 0:19:08Come on, Laura. I'm sure we'd all like to hear your opinion.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09- STUDENTS:- Hear, hear.
0:19:14 > 0:19:20Well, I suppose I would have to answer your question with another question.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22And that question would be,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25why can't you just fucking leave me alone(?)!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27STUDENTS GASP
0:19:29 > 0:19:33OK, OK, so moving on.
0:19:33 > 0:19:40The earliest institutions were influenced by Roman law...
0:19:41 > 0:19:43'It was humiliating.'
0:19:43 > 0:19:45I know, I'm sorry.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46What was I supposed to do?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Sit there gulping down fish like a lonely whale shark?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51It's just been such a disaster.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Stop obsessing about her. It's pathetic.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58You're right. I can't just let her keep making me feel like this.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59'You're damn right.'
0:19:59 > 0:20:01So, stop thinking about her
0:20:01 > 0:20:04and start thinking about where you're going to take me
0:20:04 > 0:20:07to apologise for standing me up.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- OK. - And not pizza. Try harder!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29# Do what you did yesterday
0:20:29 > 0:20:33# Go on repeating
0:20:33 > 0:20:36# Because my heart is only on fire... #
0:20:36 > 0:20:37She seemed weird.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- Hi, Laura- Hi... Listen about the other night.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51I think I understand.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53When you said it was complex,
0:20:53 > 0:20:57I don't think I realised just how complex you meant.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59So, Kelly told you about the lecture?
0:20:59 > 0:21:00I don't want to judge how you
0:21:00 > 0:21:03and your brother chose to live your life...
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- My brother? No. I don't have a brother.- Right.
0:21:07 > 0:21:12I realise that you and Jamie, is it, you have to keep that discrete.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16- Jamie's not... What? - The alcoholism makes perfect sense.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Bloody hell, who wouldn't drink, right?
0:21:18 > 0:21:23- No, no. Glynn...- You don't have to justify anything. I'd love to do a paper on incest.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- It's such an intriguing relationship dynamic. - Jamie's not my brother!
0:21:26 > 0:21:31Look, if you ever want to talk about it, I'd love you to call me,
0:21:31 > 0:21:35in a strictly professional context, of course,
0:21:35 > 0:21:39because it's all a little bit complex, isn't it?
0:21:39 > 0:21:44Anyway good luck with it all.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50OK...
0:22:04 > 0:22:09'When you think it through, termination makes perfect sense.
0:22:09 > 0:22:14'Mum's right, having it basically means putting any thought of a career on hold.'
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Laura? Come on, let's get you ready.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20'My social life will go right out of the window,
0:22:20 > 0:22:23'my studies'll be massively compromised.'
0:22:25 > 0:22:29Plus, it's not like I'm with the father.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31He's way too young to be able to cope.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35It wouldn't be fair to expect him to take the pressure.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40It's not fair on my friends or my family or myself.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Everything they say makes sense,
0:22:44 > 0:22:47there's no reason to keep it.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49OK, hold still for me.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Hiya.- You all right?
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Oh!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Are you wearing heels?
0:23:14 > 0:23:16A little bit. So where are we going, then?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Bowling, that's what you came up with?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24It wasn't my idea.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26We're in!
0:23:26 > 0:23:30You're actually taking me bowling? With Mike(?)
0:23:30 > 0:23:32He's taking you disco bowling with Mike.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38What? Who doesn't like a little bit of disco bowling? Come on.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46# Tell me, baby, are you wet
0:23:46 > 0:23:48# Just tell me if you're getting wet
0:23:48 > 0:23:50# I just wanna get you wet
0:23:50 > 0:23:51# I just wanna get you wet
0:23:51 > 0:23:53# Tell me, baby, are you wet
0:23:53 > 0:23:55# Just tell me if you're getting wet
0:23:55 > 0:23:56# I just wanna get you wet
0:23:56 > 0:23:59# I just wanna get you wet
0:23:59 > 0:24:00# Tell me, baby, are you wet
0:24:00 > 0:24:03# I've been staring at you all night
0:24:03 > 0:24:08# Tell me if you want me, baby that's right
0:24:08 > 0:24:11# Let me take you down town
0:24:11 > 0:24:14# Let me swear, do beware
0:24:15 > 0:24:19# I've been staring at you all night
0:24:19 > 0:24:22# Tell me if you want me, baby that's right
0:24:22 > 0:24:26# Let me take you down town
0:24:26 > 0:24:30# Let me swear, do beware, Oh, I...
0:24:30 > 0:24:31# My lean is obvious
0:24:31 > 0:24:33# And I just take you all around
0:24:33 > 0:24:36# Now you listen, tell me what is going down
0:24:36 > 0:24:39# Like I'm late from my first class
0:24:39 > 0:24:43# So I can give it to you rough like a first draft
0:24:43 > 0:24:45# Would you like a paper plane?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47# You know I've got paper, babe
0:24:47 > 0:24:49# Them dollar bills
0:24:49 > 0:24:52# Girl, I'll make it rain, Holiday Inn
0:24:52 > 0:24:55# Come and meet me on my eighth floor
0:24:55 > 0:24:58# Feels good but I feel bad for them next door
0:24:58 > 0:25:01# And I, I, I apologise
0:25:01 > 0:25:03# When I slip, slip, slip
0:25:03 > 0:25:05# Like two girls into slip 'n' slide
0:25:05 > 0:25:08# Tell me, baby, are you wet?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10# Tell me if you're getting wet
0:25:10 > 0:25:12# I just want to get you wet
0:25:12 > 0:25:14# Tell me, baby, are you wet?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17# Just tell me if you're getting wet
0:25:17 > 0:25:18# I just wanna get you wet
0:25:18 > 0:25:20# I just wanna get you wet
0:25:20 > 0:25:22# Tell me, baby, are you wet?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25# I've been staring at you all night
0:25:25 > 0:25:28# Tell me if you want me baby... #
0:25:31 > 0:25:32# It's the same old me
0:25:32 > 0:25:34# You get bored and I get cold feet
0:25:34 > 0:25:36# Get high, get wandering eyes
0:25:36 > 0:25:38# Forget I've never had it so sweet... #
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Is that necessary?
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Not at your level, no. For me, it'll make all the difference.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47MOBILE RINGS
0:25:50 > 0:25:51# You want me to come over
0:25:51 > 0:25:54# I got an excuse... #
0:25:54 > 0:25:58I just not into this guys, I might shoot off.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01What? We've still got three more games left.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03- Stay, I don't want to drag you down.- No, we'll all go.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Don't waste the lanes.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08This is my treat, stay, enjoy.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Mike, I'll see you later, yeah?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Sorry, I can't break the routine.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16# Look into your eyes imagine life without ya
0:26:16 > 0:26:20# The love kick starts again... #
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Argh!
0:26:24 > 0:26:27# Kinda shocked because I never really had any doubts
0:26:27 > 0:26:29# Look into your eyes... #
0:26:29 > 0:26:30And, there were two.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42'It's not like I'm with the father.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44'He's way too young to cope.'
0:26:44 > 0:26:47It wouldn't be fair to expect him to take the pressure.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Everything they say makes sense.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56There's no reason to keep it.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07I just can't do it.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10I can't get rid of it and that's it.
0:27:12 > 0:27:17I'm just going to have to manage, I mean, people manage, right?
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Laura? What?
0:27:41 > 0:27:46You said you wanted to be involved, so you're involved.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57- Fucking hell!- Language.- Sorry.
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