I'm Excited Too!

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- Everything sucks! - There's only three payments left!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08- They can't take it if you're laying on it!- I'm sacking you.- Bloody hell!

0:00:10 > 0:00:12Are you trying to have sex with me?

0:00:12 > 0:00:13Not immediately!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Steven's sending me out to New York.

0:00:18 > 0:00:19What?

0:00:19 > 0:00:24If you get on that plane, our marriage is over.

0:00:24 > 0:00:25We didn't, did we?

0:00:27 > 0:00:30Judging by the evidence, I'd say we probably got freaky.

0:00:30 > 0:00:39This programme contains some strong language.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53What the hell do you mean you're not sure?

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Well, it's not that I'm not into him. It's just...

0:00:56 > 0:01:00since we got together he is so into me.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Oh, my God, it's like watching someone torture a puppy!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06You need to stop messing him around!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Yeah, I guess you're right. For his sake.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13For my sake! I am so sick of hearing about it.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Just make up your mind. In, or out.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Well, I don't want OUT out.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21I just don't want to get in any deeper right now.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Fine. Just tell him that.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25OK, I will.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28But actually do. Don't just make those non-committal noises you always make

0:01:28 > 0:01:30when you're trying to duck the issue.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34All right. I'll talk to him. But... I'm not...

0:01:34 > 0:01:37You're doing it! Those are the noises!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39And that is the face you always pull!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42For God's sake, just make a decision and commit to it.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45But I'm saying I don't want to commit.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47So say that. With commitment.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Well, when did this arrive?

0:01:55 > 0:01:58What's going on?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Nothing. - We're being kicked out of our home.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Wh...?- Your father is sitting on the eviction notice.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Bloody hell!

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Don't worry, Jamie. Me and your dad will work something out.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Well, probably just me.

0:02:17 > 0:02:22Listen, if we're struggling, I want to contribute, too.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I want you to use my college fund.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Aww, thanks, son.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29That's a really noble gesture.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30I want to help.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34The thing is, we burnt through that months ago.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38I'm so sorry, love. But it'll be OK.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42We are not about to let a lousy eviction notice beat us.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43No.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46We will leave of our own accord.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48What?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51I'm going to ring work and ask for some overtime.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53And your dad will use his considerable free time

0:02:53 > 0:02:56to find us somewhere new to live.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05I can't believe you spent my college fund!

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Yep...

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Where the hell are my car keys?

0:03:10 > 0:03:11I've no idea.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14If you talk to your mother can you ask her where

0:03:14 > 0:03:16she put the bloody spares?

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Or even actually just a steer,

0:03:19 > 0:03:23so I can narrow my search to a more manageable number of handbags.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29Don't suppose you've heard from her at all?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Not recently, no. When is she coming back?

0:03:32 > 0:03:34I haven't a clue.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37You know, you could call her.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39I'm not calling her!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Oh, I wish you two would just get over it. You just had a row.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46I had a row, she escalated it into an international incident.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Well, maybe I'll be the UN, I'll call her.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Do. And tell her if she doesn't come back soon she may as well not bother.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07What a lovely surprise for Daddy, hey?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09And he can see if those teeth are coming through yet.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Are they coming through? Are they?

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Let me have a look. Are they?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Ow! Yeah, they are!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Yeah...

0:04:21 > 0:04:23I thought we might have a chat.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Oh, God, yes, we need to talk.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Great, OK.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- I don't want you to worry, it's going to be fine.- OK.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32What's going to be fine?

0:04:33 > 0:04:37My parents got an eviction notice this morning. We've lost the house!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39That doesn't sound fine!

0:04:39 > 0:04:43- I know, but I don't want you to worry. We'll manage.- Right.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47Yeah. And actually, it's given me this unbelievable focus

0:04:47 > 0:04:48and determination.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Really?

0:04:49 > 0:04:50- SQUEAKY:- Mm-hmm, yeah.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Yeah, I'm just like...

0:04:54 > 0:04:56..bring it on!

0:04:56 > 0:04:58I'm stepping up.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00I can take on anything...

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Are you...crying?

0:05:03 > 0:05:04No.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Oh, Laura...

0:05:07 > 0:05:10I don't know what I would do without you and Emily.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Ahh...oh...

0:05:11 > 0:05:14You're the only thing that's solid in my life right now.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Ohhh...well...I...

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Shhhh...

0:05:18 > 0:05:21You don't have to say anything.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24I know you're there for me.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25Solid as a rock.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28SHE WHIMPERS

0:05:32 > 0:05:34OK, so, remember to push the specials

0:05:34 > 0:05:36and the coffee loyalty scheme.

0:05:36 > 0:05:3815 coffees and the 16th one is free.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Oh, you'd have to be pretty stupid not to see the 16th one's

0:05:41 > 0:05:43costing you over £30.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Well...that's kinda how promotions work, though, Beth.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49If we just gave away free coffee, we wouldn't make any money, would we?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Hmm, but we'd have happy customers.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Especially if we switched to fair-trade

0:05:53 > 0:05:56and stopped exploiting labour in the developing world.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00OK, great. Um, well, how about you um, save up all your tips

0:06:00 > 0:06:03and then you can open your own cafe and give away as much

0:06:03 > 0:06:07free fair-trade coffee as you want until you go completely bankrupt? How about that?

0:06:07 > 0:06:12In the meantime perhaps you could actually start serving some customers.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Hello, my name's Beth.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Can I tell you about the breakfast specials?

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Yes, you can!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28What the hell are you doing here?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30I'm sorry I haven't been in touch.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- It's just the way I roll. - You've called me 15 times.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Must've sat on my phone.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36And left 15 messages?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Look, who called who isn't important. I'm here now.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43So, er, we can pick up where we left off.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45No, we can't!

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Because nothing happened.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Oh, Beth. You don't need to play hard to get now.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Ugh!

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Can't you see, you had me at breakfast specials.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00If you ever...

0:07:00 > 0:07:05ever mention that night to anyone, I will see to it that

0:07:05 > 0:07:08you are physically unable to ever repeat the experience, got it?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Mmmm!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Ow! Got it!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16And those are the breakfast specials.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20OK, I will have the cappuccino, please,

0:07:20 > 0:07:22with chocolate sprinkles and a little heart in the milk.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Unlikely.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Um, Beth, have we told our customer here about the...

0:07:27 > 0:07:29coffee loyalty scheme?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32No, we haven't. Silly us.

0:07:32 > 0:07:37Um, if you buy 15 coffees you get the 16th one free.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Free? That's brilliant!

0:07:39 > 0:07:43All right, I will have two coffees, please, in one cup.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Counts as one.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47OK, separate cups, then. And two for my friend.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48What friend?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Not a word!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56What? Jamie doesn't count! He's my best friend, we share everything.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57To anyone!

0:07:57 > 0:07:58OK, I won't tell him.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00But if he asks me about it I am not going to lie.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06So, usually when we're maximising value for money, we ask our clients

0:08:06 > 0:08:10to prioritise three key elements - location, size or condition.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Size. - Location and condition!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Oh, no, condition's no problem. I could always do it up.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19On second thoughts... condition, condition, condition!

0:08:21 > 0:08:24So which of the key elements are we prioritising here?

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Oh, believe it or not, it's a very sought-after spot.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28SIREN WAILS

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Shall we... Shall we look inside?

0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Stop! Police!- Er, yes quickly, inside, inside, go, go, go.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36He's heading up Masons Alley towards North Street!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42As you can see, it's got bags of character, er,

0:08:42 > 0:08:45plenty of room for development.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48The last owner clearly had quite strong tastes.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Quite a strong smell.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Ergh...

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Is that where they found her?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Er, yes. Yes, that's correct. - Right...

0:08:58 > 0:09:00FLIES BUZZ

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Oh, if you look here, er, there's the original fireplace.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Oh! That's, er...

0:09:10 > 0:09:11TRAIN ROARS PAST

0:09:11 > 0:09:15- HE YELLS:- It's convenient for transport links!- What?

0:09:15 > 0:09:19CONVENIENT FOR TRANSPORT LINKS!

0:09:28 > 0:09:30And this one comes with an en-suite!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh, sweet Jesus!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40'One second, Laura.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42'Hunter, make sure we get the amendments for those contracts ASAP.'

0:09:42 > 0:09:45MAN WITH AMERICAN ACCENT: 'Sure, no problem.'

0:09:45 > 0:09:48'Darling, how lovely to see you! I am missing you so much.'

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Oh, me too.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52- 'But I do have a meeting so be quick!'- Oh.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Why are you still there? I thought you would be back by now.

0:09:56 > 0:10:01'Well, my assignment here is... sort of open-ended.

0:10:01 > 0:10:06- 'Didn't your father tell you?' - No! What is going on with you two?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08'Darling, he issued me with an ultimatum!

0:10:08 > 0:10:11'I do not appreciate being pushed around.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14'He needs to be a little bit more understanding of my career.'

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Why can't you tell him that?

0:10:15 > 0:10:18'Oh, there's no point, he's clearly sulking.'

0:10:18 > 0:10:20He's not sulking. I think he's really upset.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24'Oh, he's sticking with it, is he? Well, fine, if he wants a divorce,

0:10:24 > 0:10:26'he'd better get ready to hand over 50% of everything...'

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Divorce? No, who said anything about divorce?

0:10:30 > 0:10:34'Janet, your driver's here. And I've confirmed your reservation for Caprinis for 12:30.'

0:10:34 > 0:10:37'Thank you, Hunter. Darling, I'd really better go.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39'Tell him he is ruining me.'

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Mum, you can't just use me as a...

0:10:40 > 0:10:43'Bye, darling. Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. Bye-bye!'

0:10:45 > 0:10:47It's quite a busy road.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Yeah, but look at it. It's great!

0:10:49 > 0:10:53And it's got a garage! Hey, this feels more like it.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Oh, er, we're not seeing the house first?

0:11:05 > 0:11:08This IS the house...isn't it?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10It is somewhat bijoux,

0:11:10 > 0:11:12but it is officially classed as a separate dwelling!

0:11:19 > 0:11:23So, terribly easy to maintain, as you can see. A real blank canvas.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27- If you were to just... - Ollie! Maybe a bit less of the "bijoux" bollocks

0:11:27 > 0:11:29and a bit more calling a spade a spade.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Well, I guess it is pretty small...

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Bloody small, actually! Minuscule!

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Bloody fucking tiny!

0:11:39 > 0:11:42I think perhaps, with some extra overtime,

0:11:42 > 0:11:44we could afford to aim just a little bit higher.

0:11:44 > 0:11:49Ah, um, I've already had to double your budget just to get us on the map.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52I'll leave you to get a feel for the place.

0:11:59 > 0:12:00Look at us.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04I've let everyone down.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10We can't even afford a bloody garage!

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Of course we can!

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Just not a garage in such a respectable area.

0:12:17 > 0:12:22It's the end of the road, San, we've got nowhere to go.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Keith, I grew up in a shitey little hovel

0:12:24 > 0:12:28that stunk like a cow's arse, with me Ma, and Da and Evelyn.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30And you know what?

0:12:30 > 0:12:34I realised, life is not about where you are.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36It's about who you're with!

0:12:36 > 0:12:39You told me you couldn't wait to get away from 'em!

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Exactly!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42I was fine with the cow's arse stink.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44It was me bloody family I couldn't stand!

0:12:47 > 0:12:51What I'm trying to say is, I don't need luxury,

0:12:51 > 0:12:56or charming original features, because any home is perfect,

0:12:56 > 0:12:59as long as I'm with the man I love.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Huh?

0:13:02 > 0:13:07You and me, Jamie, Emily, we are a family.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10And we keep our home right here!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12In our fists.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14In our hearts, Keith.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Hearts?- Hearts.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Excuse me?

0:13:28 > 0:13:31She's just being so understanding and supportive.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33It's like there's no secrets or agendas any more!

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Yeah, I know exactly what you mean!

0:13:35 > 0:13:38You've known someone for ages and then suddenly,

0:13:38 > 0:13:40you just have this new, special connection.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Where shall I stamp this?

0:13:44 > 0:13:49Right here. Only five more and I get one free!

0:13:53 > 0:13:54Excuse me!

0:13:54 > 0:13:56I'm busy!

0:13:57 > 0:14:00It's good that you can have such a supportive, honest relationship.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Excuse me!- What?!

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Sorry, I ordered a coffee.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07What?!

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Happy?

0:14:11 > 0:14:15Oi! Don't think you're taking my loyalty points for that coffee!

0:14:16 > 0:14:18PHONE RINGS

0:14:21 > 0:14:23PHONE BLEEPS

0:14:23 > 0:14:24That was him, wasn't it?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26No.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30All right, I know, I know.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33The longer you leave it the worse it'll get.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34It's just, it's hard!

0:14:34 > 0:14:37I've got a lot going on at the moment with Mum and Dad.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39They're talking divorce now.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43Oh, you hear that, Em? Two broken homes, how cool are you?

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Oh, for f...! Dan!

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Jamie and I do not constitute a broken home!

0:14:49 > 0:14:52My parents just need to bloody talk to each other!

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Hmm, they're not the only ones.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Oh, all right, I know. I'm going to talk to him!

0:14:59 > 0:15:01When the time is right.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05This one is so comfy, you won't want to get out of it.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08I've got one and my husband stays in it snoring

0:15:08 > 0:15:10until the middle of the day!

0:15:10 > 0:15:12- PHONE RINGS - Oh, excuse me.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Keith, I can't talk, I'm busy.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18'Sandra, the search is over.'

0:15:19 > 0:15:21I've found us a home.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23No way! What's it like?

0:15:23 > 0:15:26It's perfect. Detached. Two-bedroom, family home.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Front and back gardens, all mod-cons, fitted kitchen,

0:15:29 > 0:15:31set in acres of lovely parkland.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Sounds too perfect, Keith. We can't afford that!

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Yes, we can, cos I drove a hard bargain.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38OK...

0:15:38 > 0:15:42but if this place is full of dead bodies I am not interested.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Oh, no. It's fine, relax.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Hello.- Oliver Courtland.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Right...

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Ah, oh, your wife called?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Asked me to value the house. Urgently.

0:15:57 > 0:16:01My wife is in New York. Why on earth would she want the house valued?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Oh! God!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05You weren't aware of this?

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- No, I bloody wasn't. Were you? - I didn't think she meant it.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10She just said if it came to divorce...

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Divorce! If she wants a divorce she can have one.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15- If! She said if!- Perhaps I should come back at a convenient time?

0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Stay right there. - Oh, absolutely.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20And what's more, you're telling my wife that not only

0:16:20 > 0:16:22am I having the house valued, I am putting it on the market. Today.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24You can't just sell the house to get back at her!

0:16:24 > 0:16:26It's not monopoly.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29It'll be way too big once it's just us.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Ignore him - this house is not up for sale.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33My parents just need to talk to each other!

0:16:33 > 0:16:36I've tried talking. She's the one who's decided to communicate

0:16:36 > 0:16:38through the medium of a property salesman!

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Look, come on.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Put it in the window.- Today. Priced to sell.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49If you're hungry you only had to ask.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51We are calling Mum. Now.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Oh, no, I really don't want to talk.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58- And besides, it's not a good time.- It is a great time.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Hi, Mum.- 'Darling, are you all right? What's happened?'

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Dad wants to talk to you. Now.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07'If your father wishes to apologise, he can schedule a time with my PA in the morning.'

0:17:07 > 0:17:11Tell your mother to send a letter to my solicitor.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Or get her PA to.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14You're both behaving like children!

0:17:14 > 0:17:16I'm not, she is!

0:17:16 > 0:17:18' "Oh, I'm not, she is!" '

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Oh, can't you see that there is more at stake here?

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Don't you care about me and Emily?

0:17:23 > 0:17:27- Of course we do.- 'Darling, you know I love you both very much!

0:17:27 > 0:17:29'It's only your father I can't stand.'

0:17:29 > 0:17:33You're both just being stupid and proud and angry,

0:17:33 > 0:17:37but somewhere, deep down, there's still some love there.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39And besides, Dad's been miserable.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42And, Mum, I know you miss him!

0:17:42 > 0:17:45'Oh, darling, it's four in the morning,

0:17:45 > 0:17:46'I really do need to get some sleep.'

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Look, Janet, wait, Laura is right.

0:17:49 > 0:17:55We shouldn't just pretend we don't care while our marriage falls apart.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58I'll call the estate agent, get him to take the house off the market.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00'You put the house on the market?'

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Well, you were getting the house valued!

0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Losing focus a little bit here, Dad.- OK.

0:18:04 > 0:18:09I am willing to give it another go...if you are.

0:18:09 > 0:18:10'Alan, I...'

0:18:10 > 0:18:12'Baby, did I oversleep?'

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Who the hell is that?

0:18:14 > 0:18:18'Er, well, actually, just... Just my PA, Hunter.'

0:18:18 > 0:18:20He's not your PA, he's your boyfriend!

0:18:20 > 0:18:22'No, not necessarily.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25'Well, all right, I am seeing him, but he is my PA.'

0:18:25 > 0:18:27- Utter bitch! - 'Don't be such a hypocrite!'

0:18:27 > 0:18:30- How am I a hypocrite?- 'You blame me for having your affair,

0:18:30 > 0:18:33'and now you're blaming me for mine. Make your mind up!

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- 'Are you coming for a shower, Janet?' - 'Er, a little bit busy right now!'

0:18:36 > 0:18:39'This really isn't my fault. Your father had the choice

0:18:39 > 0:18:42- 'of being in that shower with me and he decided not to take it.' - Right, that's it.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Forget everything I said, this marriage is officially over!

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Just a few more steps, and...

0:18:53 > 0:18:54..surprise!

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Oh, no. No!

0:19:00 > 0:19:01No!

0:19:01 > 0:19:03I mean, it needs a bit of work but it's...

0:19:03 > 0:19:06It's fully functional, it's all plumbed in, electrics.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08I'm not living in a campsite!

0:19:08 > 0:19:10No. It's a static caravan park.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15And a campsite. There's a campsite attached.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17No! No! No!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19"I don't need luxury," you said.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23"As long as I'm with the man I love, Keith."

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Yeah, well, I've had second thoughts and that's a load of bollocks.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29I want a house! Bricks and mortar.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Not plywood and plastic laminate!

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Oh, come on, at least come and have a look at it.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37I'm not living in a caravan.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Take me home, Keith.

0:19:42 > 0:19:43Um...

0:19:43 > 0:19:47Actually, this is our home. I had to put a deposit down.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Stop anyone else from snapping it up!

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Come on, San, it's got a little runway and everything!

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Raahhhh! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

0:19:57 > 0:19:58Good times!

0:20:04 > 0:20:08Listen, I've got something to tell you but I don't want Beth to know.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10That's amazing! I know exactly how you feel!

0:20:10 > 0:20:14- No, you don't, I haven't even told you yet.- I do! I really do!

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Mike, you're shaking!

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Are you sure you should be drinking this much coffee?

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Yeah! This is number 15. Next one's free!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24OK, listen.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28I haven't even told Laura this yet, but I've dropped out of school.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31I'm going to get a job.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33That's amazing!

0:20:33 > 0:20:36I should join ya!

0:20:36 > 0:20:37Sh, Beth's coming.

0:20:39 > 0:20:40What's going on?

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Hmm? Nothing.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46We were just discussing....school!

0:20:49 > 0:20:50He's told you, hasn't he?

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Told me what?

0:20:52 > 0:20:53I'm not stupid, you know!

0:20:54 > 0:20:57I saw you high-fiving it like the pathetic,

0:20:57 > 0:20:59immature arsehole that you are!

0:20:59 > 0:21:03SHE YELLS: OK, OK, so we slept together, so what?!

0:21:03 > 0:21:04Oh, thank God!

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Finally!

0:21:11 > 0:21:13So he hadn't told you?

0:21:13 > 0:21:14No.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16I've been dying to tell you!

0:21:16 > 0:21:18But understandably I think Beth wanted to take the glory.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Congratulations?

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Thank you!

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Please, just go! Just leave me...

0:21:24 > 0:21:28Actually, Beth, I think I'm going to celebrate! With a free coffee.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29I think you owe me?

0:21:29 > 0:21:33I don't owe you ANYTHING!

0:21:36 > 0:21:41Um, Beth. What, um, what's the problem here?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Did he order the meat feast?

0:21:44 > 0:21:49No. He just completed his loyalty card.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Great! Well, get the man his coffee, then.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Ah! That's the ticket.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Right, here we are - home, sweet home!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Great....

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Hey... Oh!

0:22:06 > 0:22:08- All right?- Sorry, I'll just, er...

0:22:08 > 0:22:10So, yeah, we've got the... Got the lounge area,

0:22:10 > 0:22:13vintage furniture...

0:22:13 > 0:22:14So, what d'ya think?

0:22:14 > 0:22:16It's pretty small...

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Yeah, but ya know... You seen the view?

0:22:20 > 0:22:21Phwoooar!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Oh, yeah. Plenty of space OUTSIDE.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Yeah, it's cosy.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31And there's no problem keeping warm either cos of the, er...

0:22:31 > 0:22:34No, I'd actually stay away from the fire, it does need a bit of attention.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Your father's burnt himself twice on it already.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Whoa!

0:22:40 > 0:22:42It's OK! Don't worry, there is a bit of a tilt!

0:22:42 > 0:22:43I do need to look at the blocks.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Sandra, you've got to stay on that side when we're on this side.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49How the hell am I supposed to make a cup of tea?!

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Ahh, all right, hold on.

0:22:51 > 0:22:52Do you want me to...?

0:22:52 > 0:22:56No, no, you just... It's fine, just as long as there's two...and one.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01What's that?

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Ah, that's your new bedroom!

0:23:03 > 0:23:06There's actually only one bedroom.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08But there's hooks for your stuff and a little portable

0:23:08 > 0:23:11fold-out table and cushion so you can do your homework in the toilet.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13The best seat in the house!

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Actually, I think my homework days are over...

0:23:17 > 0:23:20I know it's hard, son, but we all have to make adjustments.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Yeah, do you know what, we actually might become quite attached to this place.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26No, we won't! We'll be out of here as soon as your father finds a job!

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Oh, well, I'm going to be getting a job as well.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32I've decided I need to start behaving like a responsible adult.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34So...

0:23:36 > 0:23:37..I've dropped out of school.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40I...

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Yeah, now, Jamie, I think... I think

0:23:42 > 0:23:45you're a bit too young to start behaving like a responsible adult.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47I'm 18!

0:23:47 > 0:23:50How are you going to get a decent job without proper qualifications?

0:23:50 > 0:23:52You'll end up at the bottom of the pile!

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Like your father!

0:23:54 > 0:23:58Hey! Just hang on! Qualifications aren't everything, you know.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01You don't learn common sense at university!

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Can you both stop talking to me like I'm a kid?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07We just want what's best for you, son.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10I don't think either of you have done such a good job of things,

0:24:10 > 0:24:14that you're especially qualified to tell me how to provide for my future!

0:24:21 > 0:24:25And when she had finally awoken from her long sleep,

0:24:25 > 0:24:27the princess just needed

0:24:27 > 0:24:31a bit of space to get her life back together.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35So the handsome prince agreed to just back off for a bit...

0:24:35 > 0:24:37COMPUTER BLEEPS

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Oh. Sh, sh.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47'Laura, I'm so glad I got hold of you.'

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Couldn't you have got your PA to schedule a call?

0:24:50 > 0:24:52'Darling. I know you're angry with me

0:24:52 > 0:24:55'but I do not want you to become a pawn in our battle.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57'So tell your father I'm getting you a flat,

0:24:57 > 0:24:59- 'so you don't have to live with him.'- A flat?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01'Then you and Emily can move on with your lives.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04'And I've got somewhere to stay when I pop back for a visit!'

0:25:04 > 0:25:06A visit? You're not coming back?

0:25:06 > 0:25:09'All a bit up in the air at the moment...

0:25:09 > 0:25:10'But honestly, darling,

0:25:10 > 0:25:13'you do not want to live with your father in a confined space.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16'I tried it in the early '90s and it nearly killed me.'

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Oh, hey!

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Jamie! Visitors!

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Sh, sorry!

0:25:31 > 0:25:34- Hiya.- Hi.- Here, let me take that.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36No, maybe I should leave this outside.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37No, no. It's fine, honestly.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40The caravan's not as small as it looks.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44Jamie, um, can we... Can we talk?

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Ohhh...

0:25:49 > 0:25:52I'll just, um...

0:25:55 > 0:25:57- Here.- Oh, thanks.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Oh!- Oh.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Don't worry, I'm here for you now.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Oh, yeah, it's just... It's really, with everything that's

0:26:14 > 0:26:17going on at the moment with me, it's very...

0:26:17 > 0:26:21It's very confusing and, um... claustrophobic.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Tell me about it!

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Hm, yeah. Um, I think I just really need some space.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27With Emily.

0:26:27 > 0:26:31Just to think about where we're going in our lives.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Of course, I understand.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41My mum has, um, offered to get us a flat.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Wow!

0:26:45 > 0:26:47I don't know yet. It's a big step.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49It's all happening so suddenly.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51I know.

0:26:52 > 0:26:53But, yes!

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Yes?

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Yes!

0:26:58 > 0:27:02I mean, if you think about it, it couldn't have come at a better time!

0:27:02 > 0:27:05Let's go for it! Let's move in together!

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Er.. Oh, I didn't... No!

0:27:07 > 0:27:10And the great news is I've dropped out of school

0:27:10 > 0:27:12so I can start earning for all of us!

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Oh...that's.... You dropped out?!

0:27:15 > 0:27:20Oh, Laura! I'm going to be YOUR rock now!

0:27:20 > 0:27:21Oh... I...

0:27:21 > 0:27:25I know, I know. I'm excited, too!

0:27:26 > 0:27:29- We're going to be so happy! - Ohhh...

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Does Jamie think you're moving in with him?

0:27:35 > 0:27:37No!

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Well, yeah... but I'll set him straight.

0:27:39 > 0:27:40You've got a job?

0:27:40 > 0:27:42Bit of decorating. You interested?

0:27:42 > 0:27:43Yeah!

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Are you sellin' ice cream?

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Lobster!

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Are you going on a date?

0:27:49 > 0:27:50Hmm.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52But you're married!

0:27:52 > 0:27:53Only to your mother!

0:27:57 > 0:27:59You like that.

0:27:59 > 0:28:00Don't you?