0:00:23 > 0:00:30APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:32 > 0:00:37Goodbye, and thanks.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Thanks for coming to IQ.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Tonight, we're in opposite world,
0:00:41 > 0:00:43where everything you thought was right
0:00:43 > 0:00:46is either wrong or left, and vice versa.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Or it might be the other way round.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Anyway, up in reverse order,
0:00:50 > 0:00:51these are not my guests.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53On the contrary, Sara Pascoe.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:58 > 0:00:59No way, it's Jimmy Carr.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:01:03 > 0:01:06It definitely can't be Colin Lane.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:01:10 > 0:01:13And I can't believe it's not Davies Alan, but it is.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:01:20 > 0:01:22So, because we're doing opposites tonight,
0:01:22 > 0:01:25every time you get something wrong, you get a bonus.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26- Ah. - LAUGHTER
0:01:26 > 0:01:29That's good, isn't it?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Alan's big night. LAUGHTER
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Let's listen to the buzzers. Sara goes...
0:01:34 > 0:01:36# Night and day... #
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- That's nice. Fits with our theme. - Classy. Beautiful.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41That's very nice, isn't it? Colin goes...
0:01:41 > 0:01:46# Ebony and Ivory... #
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Aah, I want a drink now.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Jimmy goes...
0:01:49 > 0:01:51# Love and marriage, love and marriage... #
0:01:51 > 0:01:54LAUGHTER
0:01:54 > 0:01:56They're not really opposites, are they?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- What, love and marriage?- Yeah.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59- If you're doing it right.- Oh.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01LAUGHTER
0:02:01 > 0:02:02And Alan goes...
0:02:02 > 0:02:04# In, out, in, out
0:02:04 > 0:02:06# In, out, in, out
0:02:06 > 0:02:09# In, out, in, out Shake it all about... #
0:02:09 > 0:02:11LAUGHTER
0:02:11 > 0:02:13APPLAUSE
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Very base level Kama Sutra there.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20LAUGHTER
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Oh, dear.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25"In, out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about," you'll be fine.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26LAUGHTER
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Anyway, rather than getting to business,
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- we should do the opposite and have some fun...- Woohoo!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33..so I've got some alcopops, like this.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35I've got some... Look at these.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- There's your balloons.- Thank you.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41And I've got fun chocolates. LAUGHTER
0:02:41 > 0:02:43There's another balloon for you.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45OK. So, here's the thing...
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- Sorry, I've dropped mine. - ..it's party time...
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Oh, you've dropped your balloon.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Hang on a minute.- Jimmy's going to be a silly billy.- No, don't.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54LAUGHTER
0:02:54 > 0:02:57APPLAUSE
0:02:59 > 0:03:01I'll do it.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03OK, thanks, Colin.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Sorry.- Yes?- If you just...
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Could you hold up the red balloon for a second there?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Cos it'll look like a Banksy.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11LAUGHTER
0:03:11 > 0:03:13There you go.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:18 > 0:03:20That took the... Party time, OK?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Oh, yeah, here we go.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24You are driving home from the shops, you are so excited.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- That's good, isn't it, Colin? - Oh, that's me!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28ALL: Aww!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30You're so excited that, unfortunately,
0:03:30 > 0:03:31- you crash into a tree.- Oh.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32LAUGHTER
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Yeah. I want to know what happens to the helium balloons?
0:03:35 > 0:03:36- They...- Well, I'm more worried about him!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- LAUGHTER - Yeah. What about me? What about me?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Yes.- Yeah, that's quite heartless.- Yeah, sorry.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43If the helium balloons pop and then you ring the ambulance,
0:03:43 > 0:03:46they won't believe you, they'll think you're doing a prank call.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47LAUGHTER
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Because you'll sound like a silly boy.- Yes.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Alan, what were you going to say?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- They're going to keep going. - Which way?
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Up?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57KLAXON BLARES
0:03:57 > 0:04:00LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Is it something to do with the airbag?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Cos the airbag's going to get released
0:04:04 > 0:04:06and then there's another gas in the car.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- So, do they fall in love... - LAUGHTER
0:04:09 > 0:04:10..and run away together?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- No, it's nothing to do with the airbag.- OK.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- So, helium less dense than air.- Yeah.- All right.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17So, everything else is going to get thrown forward,
0:04:17 > 0:04:19the alcopops and chocolates are going to get thrown forward,
0:04:19 > 0:04:20They stay still.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23KLAXON BLARES
0:04:23 > 0:04:25This is a stupid show!
0:04:25 > 0:04:26LAUGHTER
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- They go down, they go down. - No.- They go backwards.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- They go down. They go down. - They go backwards!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Backwards.- They go backwards, they go backwards.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34# Ivory...
0:04:34 > 0:04:36They go backwards.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Then, when you accelerate,
0:04:38 > 0:04:40what's going to happen to the helium balloon?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Cos the helium balloon's gone backwards.- They'll go sideways.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- They're going to go...- Up.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- ..the same, they're going to go forwards.- Forwards.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Yes, they're going to go forwards.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Exactly.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51OK, so enough party time, let's put things away.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Cos there's a limit to the amount of fun you're allowed. There you go.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57OK, so we're doing opposites, what's the opposite of monopoly?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Fun.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00LAUGHTER
0:05:00 > 0:05:03The danger of thinking it's fun.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Yeah. Extra point.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07So, monopoly, a single supplier holding consumers to ransom.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09So, what we're looking for is a single consumer
0:05:09 > 0:05:11who can hold suppliers to ransom. It's called a monopsony.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13And is the opposite of monopoly, it's possibly...
0:05:13 > 0:05:16I love the way you kept going with that question
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- and that, never in a million years, were we going to get it. - LAUGHTER
0:05:19 > 0:05:21I did economics A-level for a year and that's what it felt like.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23LAUGHTER
0:05:23 > 0:05:24So, what's an example?
0:05:24 > 0:05:28So, the BBC, for example, has a monopsony on radio drama, right?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Lots of people want to write it, lots of people want to be in it,
0:05:30 > 0:05:33but, pretty much, the BBC are the only people who produce it.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35So, there are lots and lots of suppliers,
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- but there's only one consumer. - And one listener.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40LAUGHTER
0:05:40 > 0:05:42She's very lonely.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- She's very lonely.- She's doing the washing up, she's fine.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48She can't afford a telly. She just can't afford one.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- She won't be seeing this. - LAUGHTER
0:05:51 > 0:05:54So, a single passenger, say, disembarking from a train,
0:05:54 > 0:05:56and there's lots of taxis waiting,
0:05:56 > 0:05:58that would be another example. There's only one consumer
0:05:58 > 0:06:01and everybody is vying for their custom, so it's a monopsony.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05So, monopsony is the opposite of monopoly, but nobody ever uses it.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07And there are lots of words called orphaned negatives.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09So, these are words that have the opposites,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12but nobody uses them, they are now obsolete.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16So, what would be the opposite of ineffable?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Effable.- Effable.- Effable. - Effable, but nobody ever uses it,
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- it's a perfectly good word, isn't it?- I've heard people say that.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Effable? It's not effable?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25"Oh, he's got nice trousers on today.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- He's totally eff-able. - LAUGHTER
0:06:27 > 0:06:29In that sense.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31APPLAUSE
0:06:31 > 0:06:34In polite company.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Yeah, well, funny and...
0:06:35 > 0:06:36- thank you. - LAUGHTER
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I really appreciate it.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40They're very roomy.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41But there are a lot of good ones.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Incessant, so cessant.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Nobody talks about cessant any more.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47There's a weird thing about this word, OK?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48What it tells you in the dictionary
0:06:48 > 0:06:50is that "cessant" hasn't been used since 1701.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52What happened that year?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54They thought, "Do you know? I'm done with that word."
0:06:54 > 0:06:56What about, for you, what about disdain?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Oh, yes, the opposite of being a good Dane, yes, a disdain.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01LAUGHTER
0:07:01 > 0:07:05ALAN AND COLIN: Dis Dane, dat Dane.
0:07:05 > 0:07:11- Dis Dane.- Yeah. LAUGHTER
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Nocent, anybody?
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Yes-cent.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18LAUGHTER
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- Innocent.- Innocent. - Innocent, so a nocent...
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Yeah, a nocent was a criminal. - Oh.- In-nocent.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Until about the 17th century,
0:07:23 > 0:07:25so nocentem, Latin meaning "to harm".
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Is nonchalant...
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- chalant?- Chalant. I suppose...
0:07:28 > 0:07:29- Chalant.- Yes.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31I'm going to refer to you as chalant, I like that.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- I think that sounds rather good. - Chalant.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Yeah, chalant and effable.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37LAUGHTER
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Stop it, you.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42To be fair, Jimmy, I had to have it pointed out to me.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44LAUGHTER
0:07:44 > 0:07:47APPLAUSE
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Inflammable?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Oh, I hate... inflammable and flammable?- Hmm.- Same thing.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56It is exactly the same thing, it's not an orphan negative at all.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58In fact, the opposite of flammable is non-flammable.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00"Explosif."
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- I beg your pardon? - Just... Just reading.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Oh, explosif. LAUGHTER
0:08:05 > 0:08:07It used to be inflammable cos it comes from the Latin inflammare.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10But they adopted flammable deliberately in the 20th century,
0:08:10 > 0:08:12because, honestly, inflammable seemed ambiguous,
0:08:12 > 0:08:15so that is one of the reasons why we now say flammable
0:08:15 > 0:08:16- and then non-flammable.- Oh.- Right.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Anybody know what a contronym is?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh, so it's like synonym?
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Yeah?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Antonym?- Antonyms, yes.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26So, it's a word that is also its own opposite.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29So, screen, which means to show - like screen a film -
0:08:29 > 0:08:31and screen also means to hide.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Yeah, hide. That's nice. - Another example, bound.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35So fastened to the spot and also heading somewhere.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Oh, that's good, isn't it? - That's really nice.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- They're good, aren't they, contronyms? Do you like this?- Yes.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Fast, so moving quickly, and stuck and unable to move. It's the two...
0:08:43 > 0:08:46And also, I always with fast food, to fast is not to eat.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- And then also to eat loads really cheaply.- Yeah, there you go.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49LAUGHTER
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Contronyms... I think we may need marijuana for this.- Yeah.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54LAUGHTER
0:08:54 > 0:08:56It appears to me like this should be a conversation that happens like,
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- "Yeah, man, fast."- Yeah.- Yeah. - "Yeah."- "Cos it's like..."
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- "But, no, man, fast food." - LAUGHTER
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I love that your impression of someone on drugs
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- means you've never taken them. - LAUGHTER
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Antigrams.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Anybody know what an antigram is?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12It is the opposite of a gram.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14LAUGHTER
0:09:14 > 0:09:17So, these are words where, if you do an anagram,
0:09:17 > 0:09:21the anagram itself has the opposite meaning to the original word.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- So...- Impossible!- Whoa!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Yeah. Dormitories, tidier rooms, is one, there's one.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Customers, I like this one,
0:09:27 > 0:09:29the anagram is store scum.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:09:34 > 0:09:36There's a few people out there work in retail.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40LAUGHTER
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Here's another one, an antigram.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43A volunteer fireman -
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I never run to a flame.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47LAUGHTER
0:09:47 > 0:09:49And forty-five is an anagram
0:09:49 > 0:09:50of over fifty.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52LAUGHTER
0:09:52 > 0:09:54That's just a woman lying, basically.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55LAUGHTER
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Now, you'll need to sort the sheep from the goats.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01So, let's play...
0:10:08 > 0:10:10This has really dumbed down, hasn't it?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- LAUGHTER - I like it, I like it.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15This show used to be something. I mean...
0:10:15 > 0:10:18What is the difference between a sheep and a goat?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21I think it's something that they do, rather than what they look like.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- OK. What do you think it is that they do?- Jumping.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26I think... I love that clip so much when people are doing yoga...
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Yeah.- ..and the goats are jumping on them.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30And I've never seen a sheep...
0:10:30 > 0:10:32LAUGHTER
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Seriously? - You've not seen this?- No...
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Basically, there's all these people and they're doing downward dogs,
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- and then tiny goats... - I'm going to stop you right there.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42LAUGHTER
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- They're doing yoga poses... - Oh, I see.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45- ..with their bums in the air...- Right.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48..and goats are just jumping on them, like they're hillocks,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50from person to person. It went crazy.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52What kind of a class is that?!
0:10:52 > 0:10:53But the problem is...
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- So, you're supposed to be so focused on your yoga...- Yes.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- ..you ignore the goats... - Don't notice the goats.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- ..and the goats are just, like, having a crazy great time. - LAUGHTER
0:11:01 > 0:11:02This is everything I hate about yoga.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04LAUGHTER
0:11:04 > 0:11:06There's goats jumping on your arse
0:11:06 > 0:11:08and you don't go, "Ha-ha."
0:11:08 > 0:11:10That's craziness.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11You can, but then you're bad at yoga.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13LAUGHTER
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Can I just say...? - Whereas the sheep...
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Yeah, don't go to yoga. LAUGHTER
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Perhaps more pilates be more for sheep.- Yeah.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22I've never seen a sheep jump. That's my point.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- I think goats are very agile. - Sheep can jump.- Sheep jump?- Yes.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- They can jump.- Yeah, they jump over...- In your dreams!
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Because sometimes they jump for no reason at all. - LAUGHTER
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Can I just say, my game has not gone where I was expecting, all right? LAUGHTER
0:11:34 > 0:11:36The simplest way to tell them apart
0:11:36 > 0:11:38is that goats' tails point upwards.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39That is the easiest way.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41It's almost like they're asking for it.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44LAUGHTER
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Don't listen to him, he's a bad man!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49- That is a kind of...- That's why they have the horns, right?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- That's the whole point of the horns.- Yeah.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- AUDIENCE GROANS - Don't listen to him either!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55They're both terrible men.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57So sorry.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58You've ruined the yoga class.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00LAUGHTER
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Everything's ruined.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04So, another clear distinction is kind of a martial arts style.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07So, rams back up and charge in order to butt heads,
0:12:07 > 0:12:09whereas billies will rear up.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Look at that, that's fantastic.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- They'll rear up on their hind legs and try and nut their opponent.- OK.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16And when the two species fight each other,
0:12:16 > 0:12:17the ram's style gives an advantage,
0:12:17 > 0:12:20cos he hits the billy in the middle, amidships there.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22But also, another difference between them is...
0:12:22 > 0:12:24they look different.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27LAUGHTER
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Look different.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Spelt differently.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- Tails.- They have different names. - Different names.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34OK.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Let's find out whether you're right,
0:12:36 > 0:12:38whether it is in fact cos they look different,
0:12:38 > 0:12:39as we play...
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Sorting The Sheep From The Goats!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Yay! - CHEERING
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I'm telling you, Jimmy, you're going to be hosting this before long,
0:12:50 > 0:12:52this quiz show. LAUGHTER
0:12:52 > 0:12:55OK, here we go, first picture.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Goat.- Sheep, sheep. - KLAXON
0:12:58 > 0:13:00In your face!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02You had it, it's a sheep.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04The giveaway is the long, floppy ears there.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- That's definitely a sheep. OK. - And the fact that it's a sheep.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09LAUGHTER All right. Next one.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Ah.- Oh.- Sheep.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16LAUGHTER
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Colin, say the opposite of what it looks like, I think that's the game.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21- Say the opposite.- A dog.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24It's an angora goat. Next one.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26What are we going for?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28I'm saying sheep cos it looks like a goat.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31OK, the main reason we know it's a sheep is because the tail is down.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33OK, next one.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35What do we reckon about this one?
0:13:35 > 0:13:38LAUGHTER
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Pig sheep.- It is a pig.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44It's a curly-coated Mangalica from Austria or the borders of Hungary.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Actually, the really extraordinary thing was,
0:13:46 > 0:13:48I talked about sheep's tails hanging down,
0:13:48 > 0:13:50so about a quarter of the world's sheep
0:13:50 > 0:13:52are what they call "fat-tailed" varieties,
0:13:52 > 0:13:54so they store fat in their tails.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55- Whoa!- They've got booties.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Yeah, just like a camel stores fat.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01- Can we show that? - LAUGHTER
0:14:01 > 0:14:03So, they store fat in their tails,
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- rather like the camel stores it in their hump...- Yeah.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08..and there are various sources, so Pliny the Elder,
0:14:08 > 0:14:09- right up to Bruce Chatwin.- Oh.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12They state that some of these sheep were actually fitted
0:14:12 > 0:14:15with a wheeled trolley to carry their tails around behind them...
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Ah, the...- Oh.- ..because there was so much fat in them.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19The Kardashian sheep, yes.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21LAUGHTER
0:14:21 > 0:14:23I am familiar.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Now, what's the opposite
0:14:25 > 0:14:27of a plant-eating sheep?
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- A plant that grows sheep. - It's a sheep.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34LAUGHTER
0:14:34 > 0:14:36See, just when I think what I said is really clear...
0:14:36 > 0:14:39LAUGHTER
0:14:39 > 0:14:41You now sound like a vegan who's really hungry.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42LAUGHTER
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- The opposite of a plant-eating sheep would be a...?- A sheep-eating plant.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Yes. Yes.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Well done, Colin.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Colin, I'm just going to remind you, I said at the beginning...
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Yes?- ..the more you get wrong, the more points you get.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I don't know if that's going to affect you in any way.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06LAUGHTER
0:15:06 > 0:15:09So, there is said to be a sheep-eating plant.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11It is called the Puya chilensis. There it is.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Same family as the pineapple.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- And what it does... - It sounds like...
0:15:15 > 0:15:17This is someone that's stolen a sheep
0:15:17 > 0:15:19and his friend's gone, "Where's my sheep?"
0:15:19 > 0:15:21And he's gone, "What, your sheep?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- "It was the bloody plant, mate." - LAUGHTER
0:15:23 > 0:15:25"Bloody... Oh, you should have been here."
0:15:25 > 0:15:27"Don't take your eyes off that pineapple."
0:15:27 > 0:15:29LAUGHTER
0:15:29 > 0:15:32So what happens is, the sheep gets entangled in its spiny leaves
0:15:32 > 0:15:34and then the sheep starves to death.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36THEY ALL GROAN
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Then the animal decays and it takes the nutrients,
0:15:39 > 0:15:40as it decays, into the soil.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44There is one in Surrey, at the Royal Horticultural Society in Wisley.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48In 2013, it bloomed for the very first time in 15 years.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49The spokesman said,
0:15:49 > 0:15:52"We keep it well fed with liquid fertiliser,
0:15:52 > 0:15:56"as feeding it on its natural diet might prove a bit problematic."
0:15:56 > 0:15:58LAUGHTER
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Now, this is a human optogram.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04What does it prove?
0:16:04 > 0:16:05I always thought optograms
0:16:05 > 0:16:07was that thing where they could look in your eye
0:16:07 > 0:16:08and see who had murdered you.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- What now?- This was, like, before, like, DNA and stuff.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14And they were like, oh, no...
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I think we always had DNA, it's really...
0:16:16 > 0:16:17- LAUGHTER - Yeah, but it's not...
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- More like before we knew about it. - We could test it, yeah.- Yes, OK.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23So, it was like, "Oh, I'm a Victorian policeman,
0:16:23 > 0:16:24"this woman's died.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25"I know, we'll get her eyes out,
0:16:25 > 0:16:27"have a look on the retina,
0:16:27 > 0:16:29"the last thing she's seen, that'll be the killer."
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Was that, like, a commonly held belief?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Well, it began in the 17th century.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35So, there was a priest called Christoph Scheiner,
0:16:35 > 0:16:38and he'd claimed he had seen the image of a flame
0:16:38 > 0:16:40on the retina of a frog that he had been dissecting.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44So, then you get the development of photography, so that's about 1840s,
0:16:44 > 0:16:46and that seemed to provide a, sort of,
0:16:46 > 0:16:47theoretical basis for this notion.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50There was a German physiologist called Wilhelm Kuhne.
0:16:50 > 0:16:531878, he immobilised a rabbit
0:16:53 > 0:16:56and forced it to look at a window for three minutes.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Then he decapitated it,
0:16:58 > 0:17:00cut open the eye and, the next day,
0:17:00 > 0:17:03he said that the retina dried and revealed an image of the window.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05That was the last thing that the rabbit had been staring at.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- Bullshit. - LAUGHTER
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Right, so he was able...
0:17:09 > 0:17:10- So, he was...- Rubbish!
0:17:10 > 0:17:12He was able to reveal that he killed the rabbit?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- LAUGHTER - Yes.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16That's a bit of luck. I could have saved him a bit of time there.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17LAUGHTER
0:17:17 > 0:17:201880, he decided to repeat this experiment
0:17:20 > 0:17:21with the head of a guillotined murderer,
0:17:21 > 0:17:23a man called Erhard Gustav Reif,
0:17:23 > 0:17:25and his left eye was dissected
0:17:25 > 0:17:26ten minutes after he died,
0:17:26 > 0:17:29and the resulting optogram is that picture that we saw
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- at the very beginning... - Oh, so it's the guillotine.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Yes, so it's been suggested it's the blade of the guillotine.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36It seems very unlikely, he was blindfolded at the time.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38LAUGHTER
0:17:38 > 0:17:40The last bit of toast he had.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41LAUGHTER
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Unfortunately, all we have is that sketch.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45We don't have the actual image.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48So, this idea about optograms was taken up by fictional writers,
0:17:48 > 0:17:50so Jules Verne and some of the popular press,
0:17:50 > 0:17:52and it appears, because this was widely believed,
0:17:52 > 0:17:54that some killers took the precaution
0:17:54 > 0:17:56of taking their victims' eyes with them,
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- to make sure there was no photo. - They seem really, principally,
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- to be concerned with her hat in that picture.- Yes.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05LAUGHTER
0:18:05 > 0:18:07"Where's her hat?" "I think it's over there."
0:18:07 > 0:18:08LAUGHTER
0:18:08 > 0:18:11"I can't reach it!"
0:18:11 > 0:18:14"Take a step nearer."
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Do you know where Albert Einstein's eyeballs are?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- They weren't buried with him?- No.
0:18:19 > 0:18:221955, they were removed during his autopsy
0:18:22 > 0:18:23and they were given as a gift
0:18:23 > 0:18:25to his personal physician Henry Abrams.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Oh, and they made the first one of those desk toys.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31LAUGHTER
0:18:31 > 0:18:34APPLAUSE
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Oh, my God!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40As far as we know, they're in a safe deposit box in New York City
0:18:40 > 0:18:41but there's quite a thing of it.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Do you know where Napoleon's penis is?
0:18:43 > 0:18:44LAUGHTER
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Is it Wellington's house?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Again, we're not entirely sure.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50It was taken off at the autopsy
0:18:50 > 0:18:52and then it was, sort of, displayed around the world,
0:18:52 > 0:18:55and much mocked for its size. ALAN MAKES POPPING SOUND
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Yes. LAUGHTER
0:18:58 > 0:18:59And in the end,
0:18:59 > 0:19:02a urologist in New Jersey, called Dr John Lattimer,
0:19:02 > 0:19:04he bought it and he was so upset
0:19:04 > 0:19:06at people teasing Napoleon's penis - I mean, weird -
0:19:06 > 0:19:08he had a special box made
0:19:08 > 0:19:10and it's in the family home in New Jersey, as far as we know.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13I was in a very strange store in the East End of London,
0:19:13 > 0:19:16and the last man that was hanged in Britain,
0:19:16 > 0:19:17they have his penis for sale.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Do they? How much is it? - How much? Yes.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21LAUGHTER
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Yeah. And was he hung?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25LAUGHTER
0:19:25 > 0:19:29APPLAUSE
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Perfect.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Anyway. Here is a simple one.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Who's the opposite of Tarzan?
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Yes?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Nazrat.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43KLAXON BLARES
0:19:43 > 0:19:46LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Yes, OK, I'll have a crack.- Yes, OK?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- Yes?- So, it's going to be a wild...
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Like, an ape raised in a city.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- So, Wayne Rooney, Liam Gallagher? - LAUGHTER
0:19:59 > 0:20:02They shave and they walk upright, but it's not good, is it?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- They should be with their own kind.- Well, in a...
0:20:04 > 0:20:06LAUGHTER
0:20:06 > 0:20:07In a way, you're right.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10The opposite is an ape brought up as an English gentlemen,
0:20:10 > 0:20:13and there was such a thing. It was a lowland gorilla, who was...
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Oh, my God, he looks so human! - LAUGHTER
0:20:16 > 0:20:19It was a lowland gorilla orphaned by hunters in the Gabon.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22He was put up for sale in the Derry & Toms department store.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25He was known as John Daniel. He was bought, in 1918, for £300.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28So, that's about £20,000 today.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30He was bought by Major Rupert Penny
0:20:30 > 0:20:32and entrusted to his sister, Alyce Cunningham.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35And he lived in a country house in Gloucestershire. Why not?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37And he was brought up as a boy, not as a gorilla.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Although, I say a boy fond of drinking whisky and port.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43He was fed on children.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- No, went to the village school. - How did he do?
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Well, this is the thing,
0:20:47 > 0:20:49he was quite good at making his own bed,
0:20:49 > 0:20:51he was quite good at doing the washing-up.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53He could use light switches and the lavatory.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Oh, was it one of those Montessori schools?- Yeah.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58LAUGHTER
0:20:58 > 0:20:59He preferred the company of women.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01When there was a group of men,
0:21:01 > 0:21:02- he would urinate on them, which is not...- Oh!
0:21:02 > 0:21:03LAUGHTER
0:21:03 > 0:21:06And he would walk into people's houses and help himself to cider.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09LAUGHTER It's actually kind of a sad story
0:21:09 > 0:21:12because, eventually, he grew too big and Alyce couldn't manage him,
0:21:12 > 0:21:14and she sold him to an American for 1,000 guineas,
0:21:14 > 0:21:17and she thought he was going to have a wonderful life in Florida.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20But, in fact, he was made to join the Barnum and Bailey circus
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- and was displayed in a zoo in Madison...- Aww.- Hey, hey, hey.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26- Yeah, yes.- Let's try and focus on the positive - show business.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27He got into show business.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29And his health deteriorated,
0:21:29 > 0:21:31and Alyce was sent a telegram to say that John Daniel was pining for her.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33She set sail for America
0:21:33 > 0:21:35but, very sadly, he died of pneumonia before she arrived,
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- aged just four and...- Oh! - Yes, it's a really sad story.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41And he was given to the American Natural History Museum,
0:21:41 > 0:21:43where you can still see his body displayed.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44But he did...
0:21:44 > 0:21:46For that brief period of time, he was a boy in Gloucestershire
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- growing up.- Living as a boy. - Living as a boy, yeah.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50But a chimpanzee is all right
0:21:50 > 0:21:53until they get to about a year old, and then they'll rip your arm off.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Well, here is the thing... - That's the trouble.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58And tigers are like that. We had a tiger on Jonathan Creek, right?
0:21:58 > 0:22:01And they brought this tiger in with a chain, and about three handlers.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04And they said, "Will Alan do a photo with the tiger?"
0:22:04 > 0:22:07So, I was a bit apprehensive, and I said, "Are you sure?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- "I mean, it doesn't know me."- Yeah. - They said, "Oh, no, it's fine.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13"They're not really a danger until they're about 12 months old."
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I said, "Oh, good, good. How old is this one?"
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- And he goes, "It's 11 months." - LAUGHTER
0:22:18 > 0:22:20OK. Here for the audience, ready?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22By a cheer,
0:22:22 > 0:22:24who's fed up with austerity?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27CHEERING
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Me too. So, time to take the opposite tack, I reckon.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Let's have a bit of ostentatious consumption.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35So, I've got some menus here, for you, from a Chinese restaurant.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37- Chinese takeaway, Col? - Oh, excellent.- There you go.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- Chinese takeaway. - Now, the Kangxi Emperor,
0:22:40 > 0:22:41who ruled China around 1700,
0:22:41 > 0:22:44was THE most ostentatious eater of all time.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46So, here is my question,
0:22:46 > 0:22:49which of his eight mountain delicacies do you fancy?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- Leopard foetus?- Yeah.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53And this... And these are... These are...
0:22:53 > 0:22:55I can't...
0:22:55 > 0:22:57The vegan can't talk any more, she's having a panic attack!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59LAUGHTER
0:22:59 > 0:23:01I don't think there's anything here for me.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02LAUGHTER
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- Well, apart from the... - Are we not having a seaweed?
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Well, there is vegetarian stuff here, there's the boar's testicles.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11You don't necessarily have to kill the boar for those.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- That isn't how veganism works.- Oh. - LAUGHTER
0:23:13 > 0:23:16It is an actual menu from the birthday of the Kangxi Emperor.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19He called it the Manchu Han Imperial Feast,
0:23:19 > 0:23:22so it's kind of like a fusion-style blowout, really.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Because he was trying to reconcile rival factions
0:23:24 > 0:23:28so he was showcasing both the Manchu and the Han cuisine.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29The meal lasted for three days,
0:23:29 > 0:23:32there were six successive banquets,
0:23:32 > 0:23:35124 starters and 196 main courses.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37The seafood platter included
0:23:37 > 0:23:38sea slug, fish tripe,
0:23:38 > 0:23:41swallow's nest, shark's fin and fish bones.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43But it was the mountain delicacies that really pushed the boat out,
0:23:43 > 0:23:46that was your leopard foetus and your camel's hump and so on.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49So, that is your consignment of general knowledge for this week.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Now it's time for the opposite, General Ignorance,
0:23:51 > 0:23:53- fingers on buzzers, please. - Ah, too easy, come on.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55This is a telescope called Amanda.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57She's at the South Pole.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01So, first of all, what constellation must she be pointing at?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03# Ivory... #
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Southern Cross.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08KLAXON BLARES
0:24:08 > 0:24:14Amanda is the Antarctic Muon and Neutrino Detector Array,
0:24:14 > 0:24:16is what Amanda stands for.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19So, what might Amanda be pointing at?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Is someone getting changed nearby?
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Or is she checking out her ex boyfriend?
0:24:23 > 0:24:26So, we're playing Opposites, right, it wasn't Southern Cross.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28- Oh.- North... The North Pole.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Yes, she is pointing towards the northern sky,
0:24:30 > 0:24:32so she's pointing towards, what would we have?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Ursa Major. Polaris.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36The same is true of an even bigger one,
0:24:36 > 0:24:38the Ice Cube Cosmic Neutrino Detector.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42So, the thing about this is, although she's at the South Pole,
0:24:42 > 0:24:45she's actually pointing down into the ground.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47So, she is pointing towards the northern skies.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Why didn't they just put it at the North Pole?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51LAUGHTER
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Because she's designed to detect neutrinos.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57- Oh!- These are really, really small, sub-atomic particles.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59They don't interact with matter.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01So, they normally pass straight through the planet.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Me neither, to be honest.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05LAUGHTER
0:25:05 > 0:25:07They're teeny, tiny particles
0:25:07 > 0:25:09that travel at near light speed.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12If you held your hand up to the sun,
0:25:12 > 0:25:15a billion neutrinos would pass through your hand
0:25:15 > 0:25:16as you held it up to the sun.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- I have a question that's...- Yes?
0:25:19 > 0:25:20- It's related to this.- OK.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22- The constellation on the right there...- Yeah?
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Is that called the Rat Slowing Down?
0:25:24 > 0:25:28LAUGHTER
0:25:28 > 0:25:30ALAN SCREECHES
0:25:30 > 0:25:32"I've gone way too quick!"
0:25:32 > 0:25:34I think he's gone out of that spin in the middle,
0:25:34 > 0:25:35- and gone, "Whoa!"- Yeah.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37So, these have almost no mass and no electric charge,
0:25:37 > 0:25:40and they're incredibly difficult to detect.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Now, there are cat lovers and there are cat haters,
0:25:43 > 0:25:47but who's lap will the cat sit on?
0:25:47 > 0:25:48# Day... #
0:25:48 > 0:25:52Cats always go to the people who don't like them or who are allergic.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54KLAXON BLARES
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Um, yes, they do.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57- No.- They do.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Well, the only scientific study that we found,
0:25:59 > 0:26:01in fact, finds the opposite. So...
0:26:01 > 0:26:02They've only done one?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04What are they spending their money on?!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06You know the cat on the right there,
0:26:06 > 0:26:08the cat on the right that's being kissed by the lady is...
0:26:08 > 0:26:10- I think that cat's married. - LAUGHTER
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Just from the expression of,
0:26:12 > 0:26:16"Oh, my God! Don't take a picture, how am I going to explain this?"
0:26:16 > 0:26:18So, people who believe the perverse cat theory,
0:26:18 > 0:26:20- there are various explanations.- Yes, yeah.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Well, first, cats don't like being stared at
0:26:22 > 0:26:23is one of the reasons that they give.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26They perceive it as aggression, so they prefer people who ignore them.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Cats pick up hostile body language
0:26:28 > 0:26:31- and they act to try and placate it, that's one of the things.- Yeah.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33In fact, there's only one small study has been done
0:26:33 > 0:26:36by the Anthro-zoological Institute at the University of Southampton,
0:26:36 > 0:26:39and they were unable, really, to find much effect at all.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41They had eight cat-lovers, eight cat-haters
0:26:41 > 0:26:43and the cats didn't seem to be bothered who they went to.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- They were... - Not exactly a wide study.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47It's not a massive study, Colin. LAUGHTER
0:26:47 > 0:26:49- No, yeah. - Felines don't make beelines
0:26:49 > 0:26:51towards people who hate cats.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54This painting, have a quick look at this painting, what is it?
0:26:54 > 0:26:55The Scream?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Yes, The Scream by Edvard Munch.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58What does it depict?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- It's a... Now, I know this.- Yes.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02I think.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05But it's someone who is hearing screams
0:27:05 > 0:27:07from a hospital or something.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10You're nearly there. So, it is actually not somebody screaming,
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- it is somebody... - Somebody hearing screams.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16..hearing a scream of nature, is what Edvard Munch said.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18So, it's a figure of indeterminate gender,
0:27:18 > 0:27:20she or he, they're not screaming, they're hearing a scream.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23So, it's the opposite of what we might think it is.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26The scream of nature in German, Der Schrei der Natur.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28So, his account of the inspiration for this painting
0:27:28 > 0:27:29further bears this out.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31"I stopped and looked out over the fjord,
0:27:31 > 0:27:34"the sun was setting and the clouds turning blood red.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36"I sensed a scream passing through nature.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38"It seemed to me that I heard the scream.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41"I painted this picture, I painted the clouds as actual blood.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43"The colour shrieked. This became The Scream."
0:27:43 > 0:27:45He sounds like a bloody great laugh, doesn't he?
0:27:45 > 0:27:47LAUGHTER
0:27:47 > 0:27:50The scream in Munch's The Scream is heard and not seen.
0:27:50 > 0:27:51And that's your lot for tonight.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Let's have a look at the scores.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57Well, with a rather magnificent minus 47...
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Colin.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Sara, with minus 14.
0:28:04 > 0:28:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:05 > 0:28:09I'm happy with that. I'm happy with third.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11With a very, very creditable minus six...
0:28:11 > 0:28:14Alan. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:14 > 0:28:15Thank you very much.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18With a full 8 points, it's Jimmy.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:26 > 0:28:29That means, Colin, that you are the winner
0:28:29 > 0:28:32- and as you would expect... - Oh, I thought I'd won!- No.
0:28:32 > 0:28:35Tonight's prize is the very opposite of an objectionable object,
0:28:35 > 0:28:38it's this extremely tasteful QI mug.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41There you are, congratulations.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:44 > 0:28:48It only remains for me to thank Sara, Jimmy, Colin and Alan.
0:28:48 > 0:28:49I leave you with this quote
0:28:49 > 0:28:52that is definitely apposite, or maybe just the opposite of opposite,
0:28:52 > 0:28:54from the economist, JK Galbraith.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57"Under capitalism, man exploits man.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00"Under communism, it's just the opposite."
0:29:00 > 0:29:01Thank you and goodnight.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE