0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# I couldn't hear nobody pray
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# I couldn't hear nobody pray
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# (On the mountain)
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# I couldn't hear nobody pray
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# (In the valley)
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# I couldn't hear nobody pray. #
0:00:25 > 0:00:28The Bishop had wanted to see you in person -
0:00:28 > 0:00:31but he's away in Cape Town till next Tuesday,
0:00:31 > 0:00:35spreading the word, swimming with sharks,
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- so he's asked me to see you meanwhile.- A-ha.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Well, I couldn't tell from your call
0:00:38 > 0:00:41whether this was going to be good news or bad news?
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Well, we've had a formal letter of complaint about your conduct.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47What? Who from?
0:00:48 > 0:00:51You're entitled to see a copy of the letter.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Nigel McCall? Nigel. Stupid man. What's he complaining about?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58I don't let him do enough sermons?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01As you see, he accuses you of "an unprofessional relationship
0:01:01 > 0:01:03"with Eleanor Pattman, headteacher of St Saviour's...?"
0:01:03 > 0:01:04What?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07And of "conduct unbecoming for a minister"?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09There's also the specific accusation of a kiss.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Well... ha.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15I don't know what to say to this. It's ridiculous. Obviously.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18You don't need to respond now. Go away and think about it.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Then I will need you to send a formal written response to the Bishop.
0:01:22 > 0:01:27He will then decide whether there are grounds for an investigation or not.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Not. You know this is nuts.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Well, yes, of course, fine, I'll write a response.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Good. I look forward to receiving it.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41So...it was bad news.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Will you pour that away for me?
0:01:54 > 0:01:55Morning.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Lots to do today.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Easter's coming and Father Winters would like to borrow
0:02:02 > 0:02:04the large Holy Week cross.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Is it still in your shed?
0:02:05 > 0:02:06The Palm Sunday procession
0:02:06 > 0:02:10is starting from the Esso garage near him.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13And I'm keen to get the new reader's rota up.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Cup of tea? Would you like? I'm having one.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21No? Let me make you one.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Don't you fucking dare.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I can make tea, Adam. I can make you a tea.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32What makes you think you have the slightest idea
0:02:32 > 0:02:34of what my relationship with Ellie is?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38We are not allowed to discuss the current situation.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41The Clerical Disciplinary Code of 2011 is very clear.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Awkward as it is.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Why don't we just let the quasi-judicial ecclesiastical
0:02:45 > 0:02:46procedures wend their way?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Why are you doing this?
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Until it is resolved, we are not allowed to discuss this matter.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Paragraph 73 of the Disciplinary Code -
0:02:57 > 0:02:59"Once a formal complaint has been made,
0:02:59 > 0:03:02"it is inappropriate for the respondent to talk to the complainant
0:03:02 > 0:03:05"about it." So...
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Why don't we talk about some pastoral visits instead?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Withdraw it, Nigel. That's what you should do.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Now, who wants to go to the nursing home to do prayers?
0:03:16 > 0:03:17You do.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22The problem is, Nigel,
0:03:22 > 0:03:25if we both stay in this room, I'm going to cut your genitals off
0:03:25 > 0:03:28and burn them in front of you in this mug.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Right.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34It's going to be like this, is it?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Yep.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38I thought you had more maturity.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Nope.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45Well, the point I'm making is that if you did cut my bits off,
0:03:45 > 0:03:48then you'd clearly be in breach of paragraph 73
0:03:48 > 0:03:51of the Clerical Disciplinary Code.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Oh, get out of here, you loathsome knob.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59I will not be forced from this room. Paragraph 73 clearly states,
0:03:59 > 0:04:01"Any attempt by the respondent to put pressure" -
0:04:01 > 0:04:03that's what this is - "on the complainant"
0:04:03 > 0:04:05"is improper." It's improper.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07This is assault.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Right, OK, I will go to the nursing home, I will do prayers.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Paragraph 73!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16He's a bitter...
0:04:16 > 0:04:18jealous...
0:04:18 > 0:04:20joyless...
0:04:20 > 0:04:22pedant.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- How dare you...? - Hello.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28What are you doing?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Oh, nothing. Just writing my sermon.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34How are you? You've had a long day.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Can I get you anything? A drink? Do you want one?- I'll get it.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41How dare you what?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Hmm?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46You said "how dare you...?" when I came in.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49How dare you sin and not seek forgiveness from the Lord?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51That's my sermon.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Right. Old school.- Yep.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Come in, please, have a seat.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Thank you for your response to Nigel McCall's
0:05:13 > 0:05:16complaint of Conduct Unbecoming.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19It was written a little in heat, I suspect.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20That's putting it mildly.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23I've asked Archdeacon Robert to join us.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Robert, be a good sport and make us all a cup of tea?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Of course, My Lord.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34I'll have my usual. And...
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Um. Yes, just tea.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38What sort, Adam?
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Any.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Well, we have many different types of tea.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Earl Grey, Ceylon, Oolong, Rooibos,
0:05:46 > 0:05:49and numerous fruit and herbal infusions.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51It's not really my area of expertise.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Just choose a fruit please, Robert.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59Now, you confess to a kiss in your response.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Yes. One kiss.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05But as I say, it was an entirely unromantic, innocent kiss.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07It was a platonic kiss. I didn't enjoy it.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10It was a mistake, I admit that.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Well, a kiss can be many things, of course.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17I need to understand what's been going on,
0:06:17 > 0:06:20and how you've got yourself into this situation.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21So I've instructed Archdeacon Robert
0:06:21 > 0:06:26to conduct a small investigation for me, amongst the key parties.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Is that necessary?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29I'm afraid I have to tell you that
0:06:29 > 0:06:33while the investigation takes place, you will be suspended from ministry.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37It'll take no longer than 28 days, but while you're suspended,
0:06:37 > 0:06:40you are prohibited from entering St Saviour's,
0:06:40 > 0:06:42and in dealing in any pastoral ministry,
0:06:42 > 0:06:45of any kind, with members of your parish.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Pomegranate and pineapple.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Take some comfort from Ecclesiasticus 2 -
0:06:55 > 0:07:02"...gold is tested in fire, chosen men in the furnace of humiliation."
0:07:02 > 0:07:06I imagine you're hoping to avoid fire and humiliation.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08If possible.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12THE BISHOP GROANS
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Do you think he'll be all right?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16He'll be all right.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Go and clear that up, would you, Robert?
0:07:30 > 0:07:3263.7 feet.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Hmm.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36And the length was 123 feet
0:07:36 > 0:07:37so that is...
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Oh, you're the one with the maths, my dear.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43It's 7,835.1 square feet.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Call it 7,800.- OK.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48DEVICE BEEPS
0:07:49 > 0:07:50What are you doing?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Ah, hello, Father.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Just measuring the church.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57How much does property go for around here?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59£800 a square foot.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01As much as that?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04So what do you think this church is worth, then?
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Well, it's £800 x 7,800...
0:08:08 > 0:08:107,800, that's...
0:08:10 > 0:08:15Eight eights are 64. So... er, times...
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Ow, hang on, erm...
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- It's £6,240,000.- Yep, yep.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Amazing.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24But it doesn't matter what it's worth, does it,
0:08:24 > 0:08:25because it's not for sale, is it?
0:08:25 > 0:08:29And it has a small but dedicated congregation that deserve
0:08:29 > 0:08:32a priest and I'm not resigning, and I have the freehold.
0:08:32 > 0:08:37Sadly, Adam, that altereth not the fact that there's been no
0:08:37 > 0:08:39sign of a change in the fortunes of St Saviour's.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42We must do what is best for the Deanery as a whole.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46How can you be church in a church that can't afford the lighting bills?
0:08:46 > 0:08:50We must progress on all fronts hoping - hoping, hoping -
0:08:50 > 0:08:52that against all the odds, there's a miracle
0:08:52 > 0:08:55and you can save your building.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I'm not going to let it fail. I'm going to sort it out.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59While you're suspended?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I was shocked to hear of your suspension, Adam.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Unfortunately while you're suspended, you're not actually
0:09:07 > 0:09:08allowed in here, are you, Father?
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Or am I mistaken?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I'm just collecting my things.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Hello, Colin. All right.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46I'm sorry to ask, Vicarage, but any chance I can stay at yours tonight?
0:09:46 > 0:09:47They won't have me back at the hostel.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Colin, things are a bit tricky at the moment.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51I haven't got anywhere else to stay tonight.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53It's getting dead cold now.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I'm sorry, it's a bit difficult...
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Just one night.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01The thing is I'm not really allowed to talk to anyone from the parish
0:10:01 > 0:10:02at the moment.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Why not?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Come over here...
0:10:05 > 0:10:08How dare they suspend you?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10I bet you wish you had knobbed her now
0:10:10 > 0:10:12if they're going to suspend you anyway.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13It's just a temporary suspension.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16It'll be over soon, but please don't mention it to anyone else.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Colin, I'm serious about that.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20I just want this to blow over without Alex ever finding out.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Like that time you had that lump on your balls
0:10:22 > 0:10:24and you didn't want me to tell anyone?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Yeah, but see, actually, you told everyone about that.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Oh, yeah. What happened with that?
0:10:29 > 0:10:33We...it was just a fatty deposit. Forget that.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36This is much more important than my ball lump.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Don't. Tell. Anyone.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Got ya.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Here, have some money.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44I'm sorry I can't help properly.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48That's...eight pounds and...something.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50What am I going to do with that?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Towards a B&B?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54What sort of B&Bs you been staying at?
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Sorry, Colin. It's just all I've got.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58C'mon Bongo. What a wank-stain.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59HE SIGHS
0:11:09 > 0:11:13I very clearly saw a kiss between Adam and Ellie.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15And he's confessed to it, I gather.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17He's a married minister, a school governor,
0:11:17 > 0:11:20I'm sorry to say that his behaviour is not worthy of a priest.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22I had no option but to complain.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26How do you know it was a sexual kiss?
0:11:27 > 0:11:28What, between Adam and Ellie?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Well, there are many different types of kisses, aren't there?
0:11:31 > 0:11:34There's kisses of warmth, of friendship, even duty,
0:11:34 > 0:11:37how do you know it was a kiss of passion?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Fair to say this was not a duty kiss.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Did you use tongues?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Talk to me, Adam.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49I can only make this go away if you talk to me.
0:11:49 > 0:11:54And if you want this to go away permanently, I've got to be thorough.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59She may have slipped her tongue in briefly.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Tip of the tongue? Or whole tongue going in?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I can't remember. Is this necessary?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Oh, I'm afraid so.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09'I can prove it.'
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I've made a list of all the inappropriate remarks
0:12:11 > 0:12:13he's made about her over the year.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19March 4th PCC meeting. Adam Smallbone.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22"I love Ellie."
0:12:22 > 0:12:27I didn't say "I love Ellie." I said "I love Ellie."
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Well, that's nice of him. We make a great team.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32There are lots of different types of love, of course.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I love Call The Midwife and strawberry ice cream.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35'March 16th,'
0:12:35 > 0:12:38"I find Ellie's assemblies very rousing."
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- CHUCKLING:- Yes, "rousing". Not "arousing".
0:12:42 > 0:12:43"Rousing".
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Good. They are.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45'April 30th,'
0:12:45 > 0:12:48"I love it when she's strict with me."
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I didn't... When did I say that?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52During the school governors' meeting, apparently.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54'I was in that meeting.'
0:12:54 > 0:12:55It was clearly a joke.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56'May 20th,'
0:12:56 > 0:12:59said to me just before Mass in relation to Ellie's posterior,
0:12:59 > 0:13:01"nice bum."
0:13:02 > 0:13:04He said that?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Yes, she bent over to pick up a hymn book.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Nigel and I couldn't help noticing her bum.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10She's got a nice bum. I'm sorry for observing it.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14All these other remarks are innocent and are being twisted.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Ask any one you like - everyone knows that there's been nothing
0:13:16 > 0:13:18going on between Ellie and me.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Aye, he's wanted to shag her for years. Good on him.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23She's as fit as a butcher's window.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25BONGO GROWLS
0:13:25 > 0:13:28I think he said he had a wank about her once.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Or I said it.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32One of us said it.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34I won't write that down.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Good. I don't want to make things worse for him.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41I will report back to the Registrar and The Bishop.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43And there will a hearing in due course.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Robert, can I ask, meanwhile, that you don't mention this to Alex.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49I just want this to blow over without her ever knowing.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57BABY WAILS ON BABY MONITOR
0:13:59 > 0:14:03All he did was shag the headmistress in her office, once,
0:14:03 > 0:14:06and because of that, they've suspended him.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Colin, is this true?
0:14:08 > 0:14:13Don't tell anyone. No-one else knows. Except you and me
0:14:13 > 0:14:15and this bloke I told in the pub.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18So who is taking the service then?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21I don't want anyone young.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25DOORS OPEN
0:14:25 > 0:14:28CROWD CLAMOURS FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:14:35 > 0:14:37OK, I'm just off to church to do Mass.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40ALEX: 'OK. You're late. Sure you don't mind me missing it?'
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- No, no. You're fine. OK, bye. - 'Bye!'
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Yes, yes, I'm on it, I'm walking in right now.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54I'm sorry I'm late. As many of you by now will know,
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Father Adam is currently suspended due to an ongoing
0:14:57 > 0:15:00investigation that we hope to resolve as quickly as possible.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03And by we, we mean I.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06We have been unable to find a parish priest to take these
0:15:06 > 0:15:08services in the interim
0:15:08 > 0:15:13so I will be your temporary priest until such time as Adam returns,
0:15:13 > 0:15:16or a permanent temporary replacement is found.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Now, Yotam Ottolenghi very sweetly is going to show me how to cook with
0:15:21 > 0:15:25a clay pot at 12...so I'm going to zip through this if that's all right.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27My style is a little more dynamic than Adam's.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29The Lord be with you.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I've started. The Lord be with you.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- CROWD MUMBLES UNENTHUSIASTICALLY: - And also with you.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Almighty God, under whom all hearts be opened
0:15:38 > 0:15:41and all desires known, cleanse the thoughts of your hearts with
0:15:41 > 0:15:44the inspiration of your Holy Spirit that we may perfectly love you
0:15:44 > 0:15:47and worthily magnify your holy name through Christ our Lord...
0:15:50 > 0:15:51..amen.
0:15:51 > 0:15:56'Typical bloody fucking stupid church madness.'
0:15:58 > 0:16:00'Oh, that's better.
0:16:00 > 0:16:05'This whole investigation process is ridiculous.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08'It'll be OK, won't it, Lord?'
0:16:09 > 0:16:11'Yeah, it'll be fine.'
0:16:13 > 0:16:16'No, I'll be fine.'
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Packet of ten please, Lisa.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Off to have sex, are you?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- I'm sorry?- Nuffin'.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40No, I'm sorry. Why would you say that?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Just saying what it says.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44What? What what says?
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Dirty bugger.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53VAN HORN BEEPS
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Go on, my son. Give her one, Vic!
0:16:55 > 0:16:57THEY LAUGH
0:16:57 > 0:16:59PHONE RINGS
0:16:59 > 0:17:00Hello, Ellie.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Thanks a lot, Adam.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- What?- 'Well, thanks to your newspaper report,'
0:17:03 > 0:17:05I'm getting hauled in by the Governors tomorrow
0:17:05 > 0:17:07for an official reprimand. Who did you tell?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09No-one. I didn't tell anyone.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Well, someone did. And if it wasn't me, it must've been you.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Wasn't. I didn't.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16This will sit on my file for five years.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18There goes my whole career plan.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Why does everything you touch turn to shit?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24People are saying you kissed her.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26I'm sorry about all this, Adoha. It's a nightmare.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29It's a tiny thing that's got blown out of all proportion.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31So, did you kiss her?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Well... No, look, it's a complicated situation.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36The investigation process is ridiculous.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39So you did?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Well, I'm not really allowed to talk about it.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43People are saying you did.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- SLOWLY:- Did you kiss her?
0:17:46 > 0:17:50Yes...and no.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Yes?
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Yes. Yes. Mainly yep.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58But also no, because it was a mistake.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00But I did also enjoy it.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03So maybe I do deserve to be suspended? Who knows?
0:18:03 > 0:18:08The Bishop will decide. He's the expert on judging kisses.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10You disgust me.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11I know.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17MOBILE PHONE BEEPS
0:18:29 > 0:18:31What a situation I'm in.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33LAUGHTER FROM OUTSIDE
0:18:33 > 0:18:36CANS RATTLE OUTSIDE
0:18:36 > 0:18:37Oi! Perv!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44KATIE CRIES
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Got any spare change please, mate?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05You got any spare change, please? I'm starving.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Please. Just a little bit of change.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Sorry.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12It's only sheer bad luck that I'm sat here and you're not. C'mon...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Watch it, mate, I've got mace.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19Hang on. Ain't you a mate of that filthy vicar?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Nah. - Yeah, you are.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I ain't giving no money to no filthy vicar's mate.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I hate the twat. I don't know him.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- Yes, you do. - No, I don't.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30How many times do I have to tell ya I don't know him?
0:19:30 > 0:19:33ALARM BLARES
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Fucking burglar alarm!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Get it fixed, you massive cock.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Quick, quick, before she gets home.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49What are you doing?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Oh, hi, Alex. Hi.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Some arsehole's graffitied the house.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57It's outrageous. Who'd do that?
0:19:57 > 0:20:01I know! It happens to priests.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Adam, I know what happened.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05The newspaper report is nonsense, Alex.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- You know what happened with Ellie. I told you.- I know.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09It's not what they suggest. You know that.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11I know. Don't worry. Are you OK?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I just want to get this off.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20And now I'm going to go and take the big cross to Father Winters
0:20:20 > 0:20:21cos he's been waiting for it.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Adam, don't do that now. Come and talk to me.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine. No need. Don't worry.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29You go and check on Katie. Let me do this.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I must do this. You go in and check on her.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Adam, don't do it now.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36He needs it for Easter.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Adam!
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Don't worry.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41I won't be long.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Back later.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14He's having a very tough time.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16He said he was going out for a couple of hours,
0:21:16 > 0:21:17but that was 8:00 and he's still not back.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21MUFFLED LOUD MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:23 > 0:21:25INCOHERENT SHOUTING
0:21:32 > 0:21:34SHOUTING
0:21:38 > 0:21:39HE GRUNTS
0:21:48 > 0:21:52'Why does everything you touch turn to shit?'
0:21:52 > 0:21:54'Talk to me, Adam.'
0:21:57 > 0:21:59- Do you need some help? - No, I'm fine.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04METAL SCRAPES LOUDLY
0:22:06 > 0:22:08'You disgust me.'
0:22:58 > 0:23:03# Dance, dance, wherever you may be
0:23:03 > 0:23:07# "I am the Lord of the Dance," said he
0:23:07 > 0:23:10# And I lead you all, wherever you may be
0:23:10 > 0:23:13# "And I lead you all in the dance," said he
0:23:14 > 0:23:17# I danced with the scribes and the Pharisees
0:23:17 > 0:23:19# They would not dance, they would not follow me
0:23:19 > 0:23:22# So I danced for the fisherman, for James and John
0:23:22 > 0:23:25# They came with me so the dance went on
0:23:25 > 0:23:28# Dance, dance, wherever you may be
0:23:28 > 0:23:31# "I am the Lord of the Dance," said he
0:23:31 > 0:23:34MAN JOINS IN: # And I lead you all, wherever you may be
0:23:34 > 0:23:37# "And I lead you all in the dance," said he
0:23:37 > 0:23:40# Dance, dance, wherever you may be
0:23:40 > 0:23:42# "I am the Lord of the Dance," said he
0:23:42 > 0:23:45# And I lead you all, wherever you may be
0:23:45 > 0:23:48# "And I lead you all in the dance," says he. #
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Hello. I like your dancing.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Yeah. Thanks.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01You're in a good mood, then.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Not really.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Oh.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Why's that, then?
0:24:06 > 0:24:10I'm trying to keep something alive but I don't think I can do it.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Aha.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Aye, you know, I've learned a few things over the years.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Oh, yes?
0:24:19 > 0:24:24You can't...you can't make an omelette without cracking some eggs.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Right, thanks.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29I see.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31We are what we eat.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Yep.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34You buy cheap, you buy twice.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36The open hand has the strongest grip.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38It's OK, you can stop now.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Never parachute into an area you've just bombed.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Well, that's a good one.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Adam, Adam.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53We all have our crosses to bear.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Yes. Yes, we do.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01(I understand, Adam.)
0:25:06 > 0:25:07I'll always be here.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY
0:25:28 > 0:25:32SEAGULLS WAIL OVERHEAD
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Adam? Where've you been?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Hi. Don't worry. I'm here.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47I've been up all night, I called the police.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Sorry, no need. I'm fine.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51What's happened to your head?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Doesn't matter, really. I've got to go and see the Bishop now.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Mustn't be late.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Adam, you can't just go again!
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Alex, I just met God.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Ah.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Sit down, please.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19Sorry, forgive my manner, I have a splitting headache today.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21I might have an aspirin.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Oh?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Would you like a rusk?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Or some of this?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34I can't find my aspirin.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Why not?
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Thank you.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Are you all right?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44I'm all right, yes.
0:26:45 > 0:26:51Well, Archdeacon Robert has done a very full and clear report.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55I'm sorry it's taken so long but you'll be happy to hear
0:26:55 > 0:26:58that in my judgment, this complaint is unfounded.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00There clearly was an incident
0:27:00 > 0:27:04but I don't believe it was indicative of a deeper relationship.
0:27:04 > 0:27:09So, no further need for any disciplinary action.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Innocent.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13If you say I am.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Oh, I'm sorry.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19This whole, inadequate process has put you under a terrible strain.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Thank you. - Do you need some counselling?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24- We can organise that. - No.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26I want to go.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Go where?
0:27:30 > 0:27:32I want to leave St Saviour's.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36You mean you want to resign?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Yes. I'm resigning.
0:27:41 > 0:27:46If you resign, I can't save St Saviour's for you, you know that?
0:27:46 > 0:27:48I want to go.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Let me go.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14Ite in pacem.
0:28:14 > 0:28:15Thank you.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33HAMMERING AND DRILLING
0:28:43 > 0:28:47DOORS CREAKING
0:28:47 > 0:28:50DOORS SLAM SHUT
0:28:50 > 0:28:52KNOCKS ON DOOR