0:00:02 > 0:00:03- You kissed Ellie?- You dirty bugger!
0:00:03 > 0:00:08We've had a formal letter of complaint about your conduct.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Withdraw it, Nigel. That's what you should do.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12You disgust me.
0:00:12 > 0:00:13I know.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Why does everything you touch turn to shit?
0:00:16 > 0:00:18So, what do you think this church is worth, then?
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Ow, hang on, erm...
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- It's £6,240,000.- Yep.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23I'm resigning.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26If you resign - I can't save St Saviour's for you - you know that?
0:00:29 > 0:00:37This programme contains some strong language
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# I couldn't hear nobody pray
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# I couldn't hear nobody pray
0:00:45 > 0:00:46# On the mountain
0:00:46 > 0:00:48# I couldn't hear nobody pray
0:00:48 > 0:00:49# In the valley
0:00:49 > 0:00:51# I couldn't hear nobody pray. #
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- RADIO:- It's 7.30 on a beautiful spring morning...
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Ooh. Hello, chef. - Good morning.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03It's a bit early for fairy cakes.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Well, she's asleep. I woke up early.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07What are you going to do today?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Well, I can do anything I want.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12So, I thought I was going to take Katie to the city farm at lunchtime.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14And then I'm going to go and test drive a Maserati.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Ah. Well, before the car, could you fix the bathroom cabinet,
0:01:17 > 0:01:19do some hoovering and pick up some more wet wipes?
0:01:19 > 0:01:24Will do. Cakes. Wipes. Hoovering. Sports car.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27And, on Sunday, for the first time in 15 years,
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I have absolutely nothing to do.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Ah, we could do something together as a family.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Yes, and we can go on holiday, I thought.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Corsica, some time.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Yeah. Or Cornwall.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39And, I was thinking, I'm going
0:01:39 > 0:01:42to apply to some management consultancies, for a new job.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Oh...- I want to get a decent salary so we can get a proper mortgage
0:01:45 > 0:01:48so we can go and live somewhere we want to live, for once.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51No church - no more vicarage. Goodbye, annoyingly small kitchen.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Fuck off, poo-coloured wallpaper.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Will we miss it? No, we won't.- No, we won't!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58THEY CHUCKLE
0:01:58 > 0:02:01You really want to be a management consultant?
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Yes. Yes, I think so.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Being a vicar has given me a lot of inter-personal management skills
0:02:06 > 0:02:08that are really valuable in the commercial market.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12The Church has not de-skilled me, Alex. Quite the contrary.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15No. Right. Good.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16OK, good luck.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19- Have a good day. - And you.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26BABY GURGLES
0:02:26 > 0:02:29We're going to have such a good day today, you and me.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Yes, we are. You're in your pants.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35And so am I.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37MUSIC: "Walking On Sunshine" by Katrina And The Waves
0:02:39 > 0:02:44# Cos I just can't wait till you write me you're comin' around
0:02:47 > 0:02:49# I'm walking on sunshine
0:02:49 > 0:02:50# Whoa
0:02:50 > 0:02:53# I'm walking on sunshine
0:02:53 > 0:02:55# Whoa
0:02:55 > 0:02:57# And don't it feel good
0:02:57 > 0:03:00# Hey all right now
0:03:00 > 0:03:01# And don't it feel good
0:03:01 > 0:03:03# Hey all right now
0:03:05 > 0:03:09# I say it, I say it, I say it again now... #
0:03:11 > 0:03:13BABY CRIES
0:03:15 > 0:03:18You didn't need to get dressed on my account.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20No, it's fine. I didn't realise the time.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Sorry about the mess.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Are you having a breakdown?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26No, no.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Thanks so much for agreeing to do this.
0:03:28 > 0:03:33I'm a strong candidate for this job, but your reference could really make the difference...
0:03:33 > 0:03:36And you're certain you don't want to consider applying for another parish?
0:03:36 > 0:03:37No.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41- Or a job as a chaplain?- No. Hospital chaplain?- Prison chaplain?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43They pay a lot better than being a parish priest.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46No, I've considered all of this, but the Church doesn't value me.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47So, no.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Airport chaplain?
0:03:49 > 0:03:50No. OK.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Then, for this reference, I will need your help in ascertaining
0:03:53 > 0:03:55why it is you think you have the skills
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- for a senior position at KPMG.- Why?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Because as a parish priest for the last 15 years
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I have been managing people, running projects,
0:04:04 > 0:04:07raising tens of thousands of pounds every year...
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Yes. Let's pick through this in detail, shall we?
0:04:10 > 0:04:15How many people were you responsible for on your last team?
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Um. Well, there was Nigel.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Nigel. Yes.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Anybody else in your cockpit?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26No.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29So, one person under you.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31One.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35What evidence is there from your career of management skills?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39I'm a governor at the school.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44Yes. I can put "primary school governor".
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Yep. And...
0:04:45 > 0:04:48as you know I had to get a faculty permission to have
0:04:48 > 0:04:49a number of the pews removed.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52So, I had to deal with English Heritage.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53HE CHUCKLES
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Don't put that.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56What about when you got those new hymn books?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Shall I mention that?
0:04:58 > 0:04:59No.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Look.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05I believe you have been...no, you ARE a very good priest, Adam.
0:05:05 > 0:05:10But you have no commercial skills or experience whatsoever.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12That's not true. My friend Martin works at Deloittes.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15They need a HR Process Improvement Consultant.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17He thinks I've got all the skills.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Well, clearly you don't need my help, then.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25But there is something I want to say to you before I go...
0:05:25 > 0:05:28something that I've been meaning to say for quite some time...
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Yes...?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32The coffee you make is disgusting.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34It is utterly unforgivable,
0:05:34 > 0:05:38undrinkable muck that would be palmed off by starving orphans.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Your coffee alone is reason for me
0:05:40 > 0:05:43to believe that you will never be employed anywhere...
0:05:43 > 0:05:45beyond the Church.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Oh, get over yourself!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54You have eight weeks to find yourself a job -
0:05:54 > 0:05:58because, no church - no vicarage.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I know. I will.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Good luck.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31You going to buy that or not?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Er, no.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38No, I should probably go home and start my book.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40The one I'm reading. Not the one I'm going to write.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Maybe I will buy a magazine?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48If you're just going to hang around in here,
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- do me a favour - man the till.- Sorry?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Man the till for me. I've got to go and sign on.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54I'll be back in ten.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56OK.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59And don't nick anything. I know you.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Don't be long though, cos I've got to prepare for my interview tomorrow.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06If you want to work here tomorrow, I'll give you 5.50 an hour.
0:07:06 > 0:07:085.50?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Almost the minimum wage.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Oh...
0:07:19 > 0:07:21TILL BEEPS
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I can do Thursdays in Frankfurt or Friday in London,
0:07:41 > 0:07:43whichever you prefer.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Great, I'll get Sigrid to set that up. Thanks.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Adam Smallbone?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51My name's Charlotte Hinton. I work for the government.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Which part of the government do you work for?
0:07:53 > 0:07:54For some friends across the river.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58We're very interested in what you've been up to in the last five years.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Would you like to help your country?
0:07:59 > 0:08:02I can't be a spy. I'm an expert on European banking.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Who am I going to spy on? The French? The Dutch?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Today's friends are tomorrow's enemies.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08You know I'm still ordained?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10It's the perfect cover.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12'Can I have a Curly Wurly, please?'
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Hey. Curly Wurly.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16That's 29p, please.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19PHONE RINGS
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Hello? Oh, hello, yes.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I see, I see.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Well, I'm sorry I wasn't right for the job on this occasion.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34No, well, do let me know if anything else turns up.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Thank you. Thank you. Bye.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41Oh, it's you, the worst vicar in the world.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Don't say that, Colin. How are you?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46What do you care? Since you decided to close the church...
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- ruin my life. - Actually, that wasn't my decision... I quit, yes...
0:08:50 > 0:08:53You're the worst thing to have ever happened to the Church, you, do you know that?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57You know how it goes, it goes... worst things...
0:08:57 > 0:09:02it goes - killing Christians with a lion like the Romans did.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04It goes the Spanish Inquisition.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08It goes Catholic priests abusing deaf children for money!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11And then it goes - you! What you did!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I know you think I let you down.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Oh, no, don't bother me, mate.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20And I'm not the one who has to live with yourself like you do.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25I need some baccy.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Colin, don't steal that, please.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29And that lighter she sold me doesn't work.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Don't take that. Colin.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35C'mon, Bongo. Hey, look, chocolate.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37You like chocolate, don't you, Bongo?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Colin, you can't give a dog all that chocolate!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Come on, Bongo.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49CHURCH BELLS RING IN DISTANCE
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Isn't this lovely? Our first normal Sunday together.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Oh, you mentioned Corsica. Look at this place...
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Maybe we should book it? Have a long weekend?
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Oh, look at that, Katie, it's the Palm Sunday parade.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07THEY SING HYMNS
0:10:07 > 0:10:08There's Adoha.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- It's like a sign.- Yeah.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Thank God I never have to do that again.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21HE CHUCKLES
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Oh, you do?
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Great. Yes, I'd love to come to an interview at Danko.
0:10:38 > 0:10:44When? I certainly can be. Yes. See you then.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Er, look forward to it. Bye!
0:10:48 > 0:10:49THEY LAUGH
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Thank you!
0:10:51 > 0:10:52SIGHS CONTENTEDLY
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Just the Twix?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Please.
0:11:23 > 0:11:2565 pence, please.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- Have you got anything smaller? - Sorry.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38That's £9.30 in change.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I'm due £9.35...back.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I haven't got that. No 5ps.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Can you give me £9.40? - No, I can't. I'm not allowed to.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52"Not allowed to"?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54You work here now, do you?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56No.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Just part-time.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I've got an interview tomorrow at Danko.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03The management consultancy.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Need shopkeepers, do they?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Happy to let that 5p go.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Well, that's very big of you.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Good luck with your new career.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Let's hope you don't let them all down, too.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Hey, Nigel. Hey!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34I just want to point out to you that you destroyed the thing you love.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37You destroyed it. That church. You did. Not me!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40And that pitiful stuff you say about Cherry - it's pathetic!
0:12:40 > 0:12:43You don't even have the courage to admit to yourself who you are.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46So don't come in my shop and get snotty with me, mate!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48OK? Fuck off!
0:12:54 > 0:12:55FUCK OFF!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37And as a result, we've become an important provision provider
0:13:37 > 0:13:40to several major international digital companies.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43As you know, this position comes with a 65k salary and car.
0:13:43 > 0:13:48But, you also get a Danko laptop, Blackberry and pension...
0:13:48 > 0:13:50VOICE FADES: Your responsibilities will primarily be in
0:13:50 > 0:13:53the human resources' domain with the potential to expand
0:13:53 > 0:13:55to the IT sector...
0:13:57 > 0:14:00..with a view to potentially expand to a management programme
0:14:00 > 0:14:02lasting five years.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04One more question, do you have any thoughts
0:14:04 > 0:14:06about how Team Danko could best expand
0:14:06 > 0:14:08our global interoperability platforms?
0:14:14 > 0:14:19Um, I said, do you have any thought about how Team Danko could best
0:14:19 > 0:14:22expand our global interoperability platforms?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34HE SIGHS
0:14:36 > 0:14:38DOOR CLOSES
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Adam?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Adam?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Adam?
0:14:56 > 0:14:57Adam? What are you doing?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Hi. Gardening.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01It's seven o'clock at night.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05I know, but Katie's sleeping so I thought I'd get these potatoes in.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08We're only here for a few more weeks then we're going to stay with my dad.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Well, I said I'd do them and I've been meaning to do them for months.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13So, I'm bloody well going to get them in.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15And I've done radishes and leeks too,
0:15:15 > 0:15:17so the next person can enjoy them.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Why don't we all go in and have supper together?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Yes. Let me just get the carrots done before they dry out.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31HE GRUNTS
0:15:40 > 0:15:42SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Are you OK?- Fine.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52What are you going to do today?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Look after Katie. Do some more job applications.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- I won't be back late today, all right?- OK.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25DOORBELL RINGS
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Adam!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Are you in there?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Adam! I need your help!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Adam!
0:16:40 > 0:16:41DOG WHINES
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Scum.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46DOG WHINES
0:16:53 > 0:16:55SCORE RUMBLES
0:16:59 > 0:17:02SCORE RUMBLES
0:17:03 > 0:17:05HE EXHALES LOUDLY
0:17:11 > 0:17:14BABY CRIES
0:17:16 > 0:17:21Hey, hey, little girl. It's all right. It's all right.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Where's your daddy, hey?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Oh. Shall we go and find him?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Adam?
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I'm sorry, Alex.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35BABY CRIES
0:17:35 > 0:17:37I'm so sorry.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39DOORBELL RINGS
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Colin? What's the matter?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Bongo's died. My doggie...
0:17:51 > 0:17:54I gave her a kebab, and it killed her.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56That fucking Greek killed her!
0:17:58 > 0:17:59She's gone.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02She's gone.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03I'm sorry, Colin.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Is Adam in? I want him to bury her.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08I want a proper funeral.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09He's in bed.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Get him up.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13I can't, Colin.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15HE SNIFFLES
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Will you do a Bongo funeral for me, Mrs Vicarage?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23You're a good person, aren't you?
0:18:25 > 0:18:26HE SOBS
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Will you say some nice things about her now?
0:18:42 > 0:18:43I didn't know her, Colin.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Just make summat up. That's all Adam does.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51She was very loyal to you.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54And she had a lovely...
0:18:54 > 0:18:55tail.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58And a nice wet nose.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Shall we say the Lord's prayer together?
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Yeah, yeah, all right.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12BOTH: Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name,
0:19:12 > 0:19:14thy Kingdom come, thy will be done...
0:19:14 > 0:19:17HER THOUGHTS: Dear Lord, I know we don't speak very often,
0:19:17 > 0:19:20but I'm worried about Adam.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23I know I'm always complaining about being married to a vicar,
0:19:23 > 0:19:26but I don't really mean it - you know that, don't you?
0:19:27 > 0:19:32I'd much rather be married to a happy vicar than a man who can't get out of bed.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45It's terrible, what's happened to St Saviour's.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47But it's not my fault, Lord, it's Adam's.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49What he did with Ellie was a sin.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I was right to report it.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Look at all these ridiculous men.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Look at this man here, what does he think he's doing?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06There's no way I'm going to meet up with any of these men.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Look, here's another ridiculous gay man -
0:20:09 > 0:20:11that gingham shirt is horrible.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14What was he thinking when he chose it?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Which church shall I go to for Easter?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18I don't want to go to another church.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Dear Lord, I know some people are scared of me
0:20:21 > 0:20:23and find me cold and aloof.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Why?
0:20:25 > 0:20:28When I try to lead a life full of the heavenly virtues.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32I have great faith, I'm full of hope, charity,
0:20:32 > 0:20:36and I have some wisdom and humility.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Yes, I'm very good at humility.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43I don't know anyone who does humility as well as me.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47I tried to help Adam, but he failed to help himself.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50I did everything I could, didn't I, Lord?
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00God Bless Mum, wherever she is.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02And lovely madcap Mandy.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05The only woman I ever loved.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08I hope she's safe and happy and not back on the game.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10And God bless Adam and his family.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Even though he's a twat and has left me.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15And God bless Bongo in heaven.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Will you look after her?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Blessed are the pure in heart...
0:21:23 > 0:21:25..for they will see God.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30He's not ill. He's not mad.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35He's broken his own heart, when he shut your church.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39But it's me who's got to do something now, isn't it, Lord?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48DOOR KNOCKS
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Yeah.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I've come to say two things.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54One - I forgive you for what happened with Adam.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58But there's something more important I want to talk to you about.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59BELL RINGS
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Come on, Adam, wake up. Get up.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10I've had enough of this.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Huh?- You're coming with me. Come on.- It's five in the morning.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Come on, get up!
0:22:43 > 0:22:46We all wanted you to do a last Easter service.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Before it's all gone for ever.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50A final goodbye.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- You shouldn't have done that. - Sit with me here. Please.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06I didn't do this for you. I did it for them.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Why do you think they're all here?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Please.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Do you remember 18 years ago when we first met?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21When you took me on the worst first date any woman's ever been on.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23SHE CHUCKLES
0:23:24 > 0:23:27You took me to a night shelter to help you feed leftover lasagne
0:23:27 > 0:23:29to the homeless.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33And you ended up having an argument
0:23:33 > 0:23:36with a man from the council about the best way to help people there.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Seeing that grace and anger in you that night...
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I loved you for that, Adam Smallbone.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44And that's what makes you a priest.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47They believe in you.
0:23:48 > 0:23:54And looking after them - that crowd of lost, hopeless, annoying people...
0:23:57 > 0:23:59..it's who you are. So, come on...
0:24:00 > 0:24:02..it's Easter morning.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Do this for them. Before we all go our separate ways.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08I'm not their priest any more.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10You are. You gave up being a priest for Lent.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Well done. I don't blame you.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17But now we need you back.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26And can we, please, finally christen Katie?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30It's ridiculous you haven't done that yet.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31THEY CHUCKLE
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Come on, then.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40SHE CHUCKLES
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Come on.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47BIRDS CRY
0:24:49 > 0:24:53On this most holy night, in which our Lord Jesus Christ passed over
0:24:53 > 0:24:57from death to life, we gather in vigil and prayer.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00This is our final service together.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Alleluia, Christ is Risen!
0:25:02 > 0:25:06ALL: HE IS RISEN INDEED. ALLELUIA.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08BOLLOCKS HE HAS!
0:25:08 > 0:25:12If he has risen it's because you've woken him up, shouting rubbish!
0:25:12 > 0:25:14This is our Easter vigil.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17It's six o'clock in the morning on a Sunday morning!
0:25:17 > 0:25:18If you want to do your mad religious things,
0:25:18 > 0:25:22- go and do it somewhere else! - Do you want me to do him, Vicarage?
0:25:22 > 0:25:23No, Colin.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25So selfish.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Let's go inside.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35BANGING
0:25:57 > 0:26:02- HIS THOUGHTS:- Dear Lord, I seem to be back in a cassock again.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07You won't let me go, apparently.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Is this what resurrection is?
0:26:17 > 0:26:22- HE CHANTS:- Exsultet iam angelica turba caelorum.
0:26:23 > 0:26:29THE EXSULTET CONTINUES UNDER ADAM'S PRAYER
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Here I am, surrounded by the people who believe in me.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I'm going to miss them all, Lord.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39For everything there is a season
0:26:39 > 0:26:41and a time for every matter under heaven.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44I am leaving here.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48But not just yet.
0:26:48 > 0:26:53Haec aula resultet.
0:26:55 > 0:27:01Katie Sophie Isobel, I baptise you in the Name of the Father,
0:27:01 > 0:27:05and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- Amen.- ALL: Amen!
0:27:09 > 0:27:10BABY CRIES
0:27:10 > 0:27:11- Well done!- Wasn't that horrible?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13QUIET LAUGHTER
0:27:15 > 0:27:17BABY SCREAMS