0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains very strong language and adult humour
0:00:05 > 0:00:07- Hello, hello, hello, hello.- BBC OMG!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10CHEERING
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Sell these things, sell.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Did you really just say that?
0:00:19 > 0:00:23Welcome to Inside The Story!
0:00:23 > 0:00:24I'm Dale Maily,
0:00:24 > 0:00:27fearless hetero journalist who's not afraid to be unafraid.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31I deliver fair, impartial news as it happens,
0:00:31 > 0:00:33wherever it happens,
0:00:33 > 0:00:35telling you the right way to think.
0:00:35 > 0:00:40YouTube used to be a place where you could go and watch cats doing the
0:00:40 > 0:00:43funniest things and people falling over,
0:00:43 > 0:00:47but now a bunch of acne-ridden losers are filming themselves
0:00:47 > 0:00:49talking about their feelings.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53This emotional porn is a stain on the sheets of our nation.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55So, I've come down to a YouTube convention
0:00:55 > 0:00:59where camera phone perverts come and pat themselves on the back
0:00:59 > 0:01:01for pretending to be on TV.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03It beggars belief.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Can I just ask you, what exactly is this event today about?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Kids in their bedrooms who have more money than sense.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Isn't this dangerous, quite dangerous for everyone just
0:01:12 > 0:01:15to be out there sort of discussing how they feel?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18What their feelings are? It's not very English, is it?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20It's not very English, no.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22It is a danger, but, thankfully, they're all doing it within a
0:01:22 > 0:01:24confined space, not in the wider world.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- YouTube is becoming a very popular...- Is it? With who?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- There's...- With nerds, with nerds and geeks.- No, not particularly.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Just bi-curious losers, is that what you're saying?
0:01:32 > 0:01:33- Millennials, is that it?- No.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36'Well, I arranged to meet one of these millennials called
0:01:36 > 0:01:38'Hannah Witton, a so-called Internet vlogger.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40'Whatever that means.'
0:01:40 > 0:01:43So, what exactly do you talk about in your vlogs?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45I do a lot of stuff about sex education.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47I talk about sex and relationships.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- You get paid to do that?- Sometimes.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- So, you are like an online prostitute?- No.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Well, what's wrong with just kind of getting a copy of the Telegraph
0:01:55 > 0:01:56and sitting down and having a cup of tea?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I don't think any of us really know.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I did see one of your videos and in that video, you said there's
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- no such thing as a slut.- Exactly!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Well, I'm here to tell you there definitely is.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Some people buy Lamborghinis, houses...- What?!- Yeah.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Retiring at the age of 20.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Some people on YouTube get more views than TV shows.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16HE SCOFFS
0:02:16 > 0:02:18How do you become successful?
0:02:18 > 0:02:24Um, just like... It's a lot of hard work and some good luck and...
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Do you want to learn how to be a vlogger?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Yes.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Are these all lesbian books?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35We want the persecution in China to stop,
0:02:35 > 0:02:38human rights to start being respected,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40just like anywhere else in the world.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44There's millions...being killed,
0:02:44 > 0:02:47arrest, and they are put in the death camps.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51And they've been stealing their organs to sell.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Lona, now living in England,
0:02:52 > 0:02:55is a member of the Falun Gong religious movement.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Both of them in London to release evidence that imprisoned
0:02:58 > 0:03:01members of the sect are being killed,
0:03:01 > 0:03:04so their organs can be harvested for transplant patients.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08It is important that you understand that the global community is
0:03:08 > 0:03:14appalled by the practices which the Chinese have adhered to in the past.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15From Liveroo.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Got some livers and other organs harvested from the local prison,
0:03:18 > 0:03:21which I need to deliver to the Chinese Embassy and they like
0:03:21 > 0:03:23'em fresh, so I'd better crack on.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29- Hi.- Hiya.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31How's it going? Thank you.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Thanks. Hi.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38How's it going? From Liveroo. We've got the delivery.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Hi, we are from Liveroo, we've got the organs and stuff
0:03:42 > 0:03:45from Wandsworth Prison that we need to deliver.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Diplomatic bag?- It's a diplomatic bag, it's a medical bag.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Yeah. I've got the heart of a fraudster.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55You could say it's quite heartless, but he literally is.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- See him?- What is this?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00These are all livers from the environmental activists that
0:04:00 > 0:04:03we've harvested, which, obviously, are in quite good nick.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- I mean, they're no...- For the ambassador?- They're no British
0:04:05 > 0:04:08monks, but you're running out of them anyway, aren't you?
0:04:08 > 0:04:09I mean, you can get the scalpel, open him up,
0:04:09 > 0:04:12whip out the liver and the liver is Falun Gong, yeah?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- I think you'd better go. - OK, thanks a lot. OK, thanks.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22The Labour Party is in the midst of a civil war.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25With Jeremy Corbyn having won his second leadership election by
0:04:25 > 0:04:28a landslide, many believe that Labour is too left-wing to be
0:04:28 > 0:04:30elected into government.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33In this series, we follow two Labour Party members
0:04:33 > 0:04:35on opposing sides of the argument.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Robin, a dyed-in-the-wool socialist and canvasser,
0:04:38 > 0:04:42and Penny, a Labour Party advisor and self-confessed Blairite.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Both are convinced that their version of Labour is the future.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54In the last general election, Labour suffered one of its worst
0:04:54 > 0:04:57results in recent memory, losing 48 MPs.
0:04:57 > 0:05:02The Conservative Party candidate - 18,776.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Many of these were lost
0:05:03 > 0:05:06in traditional Labour Party voting constituencies.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Today, Robin and Penny have come to Harrow East, in northwest London,
0:05:10 > 0:05:13a working-class area, the like of which the party need
0:05:13 > 0:05:16to win over up and down the country.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20I think Corbyn's about... He's like a 1960s hippie.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22He's a good man. He's trying to be there for you.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Is that going to run a country?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Hello there. My name is Penny, I'm from the Labour Party.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29I was just wondering if I'd be counting on your vote
0:05:29 > 0:05:30in the next election.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Deprived areas like this one,
0:05:32 > 0:05:35deprived people like you should normally vote Labour.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Yes, absolutely. It's the workers' party.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Sympathizer.- What? Jeremy?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42He's trying to work for people like you and people like me.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44The only people who vote Labour are foreigners
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- and people who are unemployed. - Come on, mate.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- That's the only people.- Not all. That's not true.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Local football team Wealdstone FC are playing down the road.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Don't do any handballs!
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Hey, come on, mate! That was on the edge of the box, son.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Both Robin and Penny have been dispatched to seize the opportunity
0:06:03 > 0:06:06to try and reach out to potential Labour voters.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11- WILD CHEERING - Yes!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14It's not going to get violent or anything later, is it?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- I wouldn't have thought.- Good, of course not. Of course, why...
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- why would it?- What's that?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- I'm from the Labour Party, you see. - Oh, OK.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21You might be in trouble, but.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Yeah, he might be. - LAUGHTER
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- I'm just a working man like the rest of you.- I know.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28You know, down here to enjoy a nice game of soccer. Yeah.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Football.- Football.- Football.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Soccer's American.- Exactly. Yeah.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Look, I mean, what a revolutionary act would be, would be,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37you know, the 11 men on that side and the 11 men on that side putting
0:06:37 > 0:06:39their balls down and playing as one team, wouldn't it?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41I mean, it's like that, mate.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Would he propose to get us to take this...
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- HE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY - I can't really understand a word...
0:06:46 > 0:06:48It very difficult for me to understand.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Sorry, I'm from Islington, you see?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Are you serious? - Most Labour people are.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Did you really just say that?
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Well, no, I am from Islington North.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Yeah, but most Labour people are. - Yes.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59No, I never vote.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Mate, I never voted at all till I voted for Jeremy Corbyn.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03That's the first vote I ever bloody did.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Apart from him, they're all absolute slugs, aren't they?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- They are all lying scumbags. - All of them?- Yup.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10And then what happens now? People sort of have a few beers
0:07:10 > 0:07:12and eat some chips and...?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Bugger off. Cheers.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Everyone's slightly angry now. What's going on?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22You nearly got voted in. That's what happened.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Right, I'm going to get a pie. Do you think they have any gluten-free ones?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Yeah, they'll have some.- OK. Thank you very much.- It's just down there.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh, lovely. Thank you.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Hey, I'm Duckface and I'm an Insta celebrity and I'm all about
0:07:36 > 0:07:40raising awareness about totes important issues using social media.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Let's change the planet one hash tag at a time, babes.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Love you.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Hey, guys. It's your wonderful Duckface here again.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49I've been hearing about this terrible thing called, like,
0:07:49 > 0:07:53mass shootings in America. And not good shootings like, hey.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Bad shootings, like pow-pow, bang-bang.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Then I thought I can end the violence with a cool social
0:07:59 > 0:08:02action, so I'm launching Guns Against Guns.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Let's go meet some cute guys, babes.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Shut up!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Have you heard about Guns Against Guns?- Of course I have.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- You know about all, like, the gun violence that's been happening in America?- Yeah.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Just take it off. HE GRUNTS
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Oh, my God. What we're going to do, babes, is start a hash tag, babes.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Banning guns, it's probably a good start, isn't it?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Less access to guns, you know. Let's...
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Stop using guns.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Do it again, just a bit sexier. - Ban guns, much sexier.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Guns Against Guns.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- BOTH:- Guns Against Guns.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Oh, my God. BOTH:- Guns Against Guns.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- I'm going to say no, but lovely to meet you.- Why, no?
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- Cos I've got to go. I said I had two minutes.- Guns Against Guns.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40How's it going to end?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42I know how it's going to end, probably really violently.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45So, I'm pretty sure that's, like, gun crime totally dealt with, babes.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47So no-one has to be like...wah!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49When they can be like this...
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Tweet me.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- CHANTING:- George, George. - Looks, it's George.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Oh, come on, George, my son. Tell it like it is.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09It's good to be in front of some proper English men for a change.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Yes!- Yes!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Who can forget June 23rd 2016?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Independence Day.- Get in!
0:09:18 > 0:09:22The day we got out our NHS back from all them Albanians,
0:09:22 > 0:09:26immigrant bastards coming here to scrounge.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Two world wars, one World Cup and one referendum!
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Yes, George.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35My nan had to wait nine months for her hip replacement
0:09:35 > 0:09:38and it don't take a genius to figure out who's the cunt.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Clue, not my nan.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Having said that...
0:09:45 > 0:09:49ain't the young Europeans going to the doctor all the time.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52The problem is our ageing population.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54What about all them international benefits scroungers
0:09:54 > 0:09:57the Daily Mail goes on about?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Well, the fact of the matter is,
0:10:01 > 0:10:03they don't really exist.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04I mean, not if you look at it.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07If the only place you get all your news from is the Mail and the Sun
0:10:07 > 0:10:09and Facebook, well, the whole world is going to be a scary place.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11I think it was Thomas Jefferson who once said,
0:10:11 > 0:10:14if you can only afford one newspaper,
0:10:14 > 0:10:15buy the one you disagree with.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21I saw a documentary last week about some fucking Albanian immigrants,
0:10:21 > 0:10:26- all nine of them, living in a bedsit in Leyton.- Scroungers!
0:10:26 > 0:10:31Doing three jobs each to send a few quid a week back to Albania.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Fucking Africa!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38If you think about it, they're just struggling dads, like you and
0:10:38 > 0:10:41me, doing whatever they have to to put some food in their kids' mouths.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- It broke my heart.- Hm.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46And look at the people who did my nan's surgery.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I mean, two nurses - one Dutch, one Spanish.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Surgeon - Greek.
0:10:49 > 0:10:54Surgical assistant - Polish, anaesthetist - Pakistani British.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57So, a big thank you to all the people down at Sevenoaks Hospital.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00You multinational bunch of angels.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Anyway, time for a break.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Help yourself to falafel down the back,
0:11:04 > 0:11:06courtesy of Barry's wife Anzef.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10We haven't built enough houses, we haven't fixed the rental
0:11:10 > 0:11:12market for so long and that means that
0:11:12 > 0:11:16so many more people are being drawn into not being able to afford it.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18The government says that, unlike Labour,
0:11:18 > 0:11:22it is building new affordable homes to replace high-value council
0:11:22 > 0:11:24houses it wants to bestow.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Critics say they'll be beyond the reach of those
0:11:26 > 0:11:28who already live here.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31They called for more affordable and council properties, warning
0:11:31 > 0:11:35that the cost of finding a home could soon force the poorest out.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39This week on The Entrepreneur,
0:11:39 > 0:11:41hoping to become Lord Canderel's intern,
0:11:41 > 0:11:45ambitious businessmen Ben and George have been sent to
0:11:45 > 0:11:47the Landlord & Letting Show in Leeds.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50They have been tasked with selling luxury flats that also meet
0:11:50 > 0:11:52social housing quotas.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56What we're trying to do is create an amazing development
0:11:56 > 0:11:59that has social housing and makes a huge amount of profit.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Well, mainly makes profit.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Their idea is to include social housing pods in the basement
0:12:05 > 0:12:08of the luxury apartments and have spent all morning making
0:12:08 > 0:12:10a model of what they'd look like.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12You've got enough space. You've got power points on the side,
0:12:12 > 0:12:14got a nice little shower here.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17What we would be doing is hopefully packing about ten of these in.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
0:12:19 > 0:12:24- And that actually leads to huge profitability.- Yeah.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26People say there's not enough room in there to swing a cat,
0:12:26 > 0:12:29but, you know, pets aren't allowed on the insurance anyway, so.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Ben and George meet a legal advisor to discuss their project.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36I can think of a few planning applications you will probably be breaking straightaway.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38- Oh, really?- What sort of thing?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Well, there's certain amounts of people you can have living
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- in such a small space.- Right. How small can we go, do you think?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46You've got to have a certain amount of living space per person,
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- a number of bedrooms to bathroom ratio.- Right, right.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53Well, every apartment would have a bath, it wouldn't have a toilet,
0:12:53 > 0:12:54but who doesn't piss in the bath, eh, you know?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- We're sort of doubling up.- Yeah.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58What our metrics are predicting, as well, is if we create all this
0:12:58 > 0:13:02social housing right next to the luxury flats, the sheer proximity
0:13:02 > 0:13:04will mean that at least 20% of people will actually bring
0:13:04 > 0:13:06themselves out of poverty by becoming cleaners,
0:13:06 > 0:13:09actually, for the rich people in the building, which is great.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- That's social mobility.- That's social mobility in the building, really.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14We're meeting our social housing obligations,
0:13:14 > 0:13:16so we can get on with the important stuff, like making a profit.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19You know, sometimes, you've got to look at, you know, all of the,
0:13:19 > 0:13:22you know, different aspects to a development and, obviously,
0:13:22 > 0:13:24social housing quotas are there for a reason.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26I mean, it's sort of a bit of a moral, outdated reason
0:13:26 > 0:13:28that has nothing to do with the bottom line.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Sometimes you have to put people before profit.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- HE SNIGGERS - OK.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- Are you serious? - Yes, I'm afraid so.- Right.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Hello, hello, hello, hello.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39BBC OMG...
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- WTF.- I don't know what that means.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47OMG. I am Zam Zmith and welcome
0:13:47 > 0:13:52to the BBC BFG OMG WTF.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56I am dying. Tell me about this outfit.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Oh, thank you.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- It's Dior.- Bigotti.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02It's about a 25-year-old Prada.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Tell me about how incredible it was working on set
0:14:04 > 0:14:05with Steven Spielberg.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Absolutely incredible.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09But seriously, the Calais Jungle.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Seriously the what?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12What's the deal with white privilege?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15That's a great question. Um...
0:14:15 > 0:14:17How should we solve the refugee crisis?
0:14:22 > 0:14:26600 homes along the banks of the York river Foss were flooded.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Despite the fact that floodgates and pumps had protected them
0:14:29 > 0:14:34from higher river levels in 2000 and kept waters back in 2007,
0:14:34 > 0:14:37this year, it failed them.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41In 2014, when there was flooding on the Thames, I think part of
0:14:41 > 0:14:44it was in David Cameron's constituency.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47He came out and said, "Money is no object."
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Well, if it's good enough for his neck of the woods,
0:14:50 > 0:14:52it's good enough for Yorkshire.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00The Ark programme is a large flotation device on which we
0:15:00 > 0:15:04will be able to house a certain number of York residents to
0:15:04 > 0:15:07keep them above the water during the next floods.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Excuse me, do you live locally?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10And were you affected by the floods at all?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Do own a house just there. - Interesting. So you're aware of the
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- floods that have been taking place. - Yes.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18The Army knocked on the door at one o'clock in the morning to say
0:15:18 > 0:15:20please move everything upstairs.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22We're just seeing if you would like to apply for the Ark scheme.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Have you heard of the Ark scheme at all?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26What is...exactly is this Ark, then?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Well, it's a sort of large flotation device and, you know, people will
0:15:29 > 0:15:33get on board if they're eligible for the programme.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Yeah, you see, I think if it was coming, I would stay with my family.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Right, OK, well, potentially, they might be eligible as well.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Did you vote Conservative in the last election?- I did, actually.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Oh, excellent. That's brilliant.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47If you voted Labour, you wouldn't actually be eligible for the programme.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50SHE GIGGLES But, it's a good thing you voted Tory. Very good.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51- Are you a competent swimmer?- Yes.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Right, OK. Well, maybe you don't need... Perhaps, I can sign
0:15:54 > 0:15:56you up for the Snorkel & Goggle programme instead. It's a lot cheaper.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Do you know who I'd give these to? It's the list of the names of people
0:16:11 > 0:16:14that applied to be on the Ark programme up in Yorkshire
0:16:14 > 0:16:16for when the floods come back.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Cos, obviously, no-one has invested in the flood defences,
0:16:18 > 0:16:20so these people all want to be on board.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- I don't really know what it is. I work in the industry.- Well, right.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26When the floods come back in York, cos no-one's invested
0:16:26 > 0:16:28in the flood defences, there's going to be a huge boat
0:16:28 > 0:16:30that is going to be built and certain people have applied to be
0:16:30 > 0:16:33on it, mostly Conservative voters. And I've just taken all the names.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36These are the applicants to be on the Ark. So, the strategy now,
0:16:36 > 0:16:38the thinking is we build a huge vessel
0:16:38 > 0:16:40and we put two of every profession on
0:16:40 > 0:16:43and we sort of float it down the river once the floods come back.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46- Yeah.- OK.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49I mean, it worked once, didn't it? THEY CHUCKLE
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- WILD CHEERING - Go on, George!
0:17:02 > 0:17:03The boy!
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Thank you. It's good to see so many British faces here today.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Now, you know what I'm sick of?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11That political fucking correctness.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Makes my fucking brain bleed. APPLAUSE
0:17:13 > 0:17:17It's thought control, plain and simple.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Whatever happened to sticks and stones may break my bones,
0:17:20 > 0:17:22but words will never hurt me?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Even kids know that. - It's just words!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Chairperson this, learning difficulties that.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29He's a man, she's a spastic. End of.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Spot on.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Having said that...
0:17:34 > 0:17:37I mean, words can pigeonhole people
0:17:37 > 0:17:40and then stigmas are created that oppress the weak.
0:17:40 > 0:17:45I mean, the term spastic is a medical word to talk about
0:17:45 > 0:17:46someone with cerebral palsy.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49I mean, why use it to describe someone on the autistic spectrum,
0:17:49 > 0:17:50possibly Asperger's.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51It's dehumanizing.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57It's easy to lash out, but it's usually
0:17:57 > 0:18:01a manifestation of something about ourselves that we're unhappy with.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04The answer, people, is compassion.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Compassion. Say it loud and say it proud.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Compassion.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13That's it.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Say it louder. Compassion!
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Compassion!
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Come on, let it out. The hate in you is making you sick.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20- EMOTIONALLY:- Compassion.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22I know we're all a bit wound up,
0:18:22 > 0:18:26so let's take a break and then Paul is going to talk to us about
0:18:26 > 0:18:28the power of vulnerability and the secret to the female orgasm.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34The Conservative party has begun a new era
0:18:34 > 0:18:36and the Prime Minister, Theresa May, has created
0:18:36 > 0:18:40a new cabinet, bringing lesser-known faces to the fore.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43In this film, we follow James Twottington-Burbage,
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Conservative MP, who after falling out of favour
0:18:46 > 0:18:47with the former Prime Minister...
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Just wanted to give you this Bullingdon album.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- Oh, thank you very much. - Would you give me a sign of it?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54..now finds himself one of the key players in shaping
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Theresa May's Britain.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04After the vote to leave the EU, Theresa May and her government
0:19:04 > 0:19:06began making plans for Brexit.
0:19:06 > 0:19:11Brexit means Brexit and we are going to make a success of it.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14With pressure growing to find out what Brexit will actually mean
0:19:14 > 0:19:18for the country, James has been sent to Strasbourg to see how MPs
0:19:18 > 0:19:21there see Britain's future.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24'So I've come down to Strasbourg, Boris and Nigel have gone,'
0:19:24 > 0:19:28but it's all right because I'm a very, very good negotiator.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31How do you feel about Brexit? Are you OK with it?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Are we going to be OK?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35No. No...
0:19:35 > 0:19:36- We're not?- No.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Paul, bloody great to see you, mate.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Going somewhat behind the Prime Minister's back,
0:19:43 > 0:19:45James has met with UKIP leader Paul Nuttall.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Bloody well done for getting us out, you know what I mean?
0:19:48 > 0:19:49It's taken a bloody long time.
0:19:49 > 0:19:5217 million people cannot be wrong, can they?
0:19:52 > 0:19:53- I agree. - So, what's going on in there?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Well, a number of presidents in the European Parliament -
0:19:56 > 0:20:00- see, the European Parliament has lots of presidents... - They're not happy, are they?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- Everyone's a president.- Aren't they just?- No, they are not happy at all.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06But equally, at the same time, there's a number of British MEPs
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- who don't seem to want to accept the result.- Unbelievable!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I'm afraid it's simply inevitable that there will very bad
0:20:12 > 0:20:14surprises during the negotiations.
0:20:14 > 0:20:19My opinion is the best solution is to give more power to
0:20:19 > 0:20:21future King William.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- You want to give King William power? - Yes.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26The initial reaction was, "Oh, they should not be here at all
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- "for the rest of the term." - Who said that?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- People would say that, you know? - Jesus.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33What are they saying when they are angry?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Right, you know, "You Brits have decided what you're going to do.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38"Right, we're going to do what we want to do now and it may not
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- "be in the interest of Britain." - Jesus Christ!
0:20:40 > 0:20:41- What do they want to do?- I don't...
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Well, we'd better find out.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49The soft drone of bees amongst the flowers is a familiar summer
0:20:49 > 0:20:52sound of the British countryside,
0:20:52 > 0:20:55but a sound heard much less frequently.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Our study shows that 62 species of wild bees have declined on
0:20:59 > 0:21:05average over the decade during which these pesticides have been applied.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Scientists are becoming worried about our ever-decreasing bee
0:21:08 > 0:21:11populations and the possible side effects
0:21:11 > 0:21:12it is having on our plant life.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16But here in Longstanton, a government minister
0:21:16 > 0:21:18has come up with a cunning way of helping to save the
0:21:18 > 0:21:21environment and get people back into work.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26So, I was at this dinner party and I heard this story about how
0:21:26 > 0:21:29heavy usage of dangerous pesticides
0:21:29 > 0:21:34were killing the humble bumblebee, so I felt compelled to get involved.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Ban the pesticides.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38No, of course not. I'm not going to ban the pesticides.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41I'm just going to utilize the unemployed as bees.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Oh.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45And so Bee Useful was born,
0:21:45 > 0:21:47the world's first employment training scheme
0:21:47 > 0:21:51in which the unemployed are taught how to pollinate flowers.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56I caught up with a worker bee called Chrissie, who's been
0:21:56 > 0:21:57doing this for two months.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Yeah, I mean, I graduated a few years ago,
0:21:59 > 0:22:03but haven't been able to get a job since then, so.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06I mean, at least it's...at least it's outside.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Oh, picnic.
0:22:11 > 0:22:16We followed the newly employed swarm on one of their rounds.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Do you know about the Bee programme? - No.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21We're just putting the unemployed back to work.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Did see you've got some geraniums
0:22:23 > 0:22:25that might need pollinating over there.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Yeah? Go on, now.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Did you get the daisies?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Did you get the daisies? OK.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37This is a council programme... Just cos obviously the decline of the bees, there's no bees left.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38So, we are just pollinating wild flowers.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41- Are you actually looking for a job? - I am.- Cool.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43So, we're just putting people to work, doing something...
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Yeah, it's about pollination.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49It's like flower sex, basically.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52They are pollinating the flowers.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Because there's no bees left? - Essentially, yeah, yeah.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58It's just a summer job for people that have been unemployed for more than three months.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- You're kidding me.- No, no. This is...- For fuck's sake!
0:23:01 > 0:23:05- Well, there's no...fucking bees left, are there? So.- I know.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08So, the next time you're on an afternoon stroll through
0:23:08 > 0:23:10a beautiful meadow and you happen
0:23:10 > 0:23:12to bump into one of these marvellous little creatures,
0:23:12 > 0:23:16remember to thank the humble and recently employed bee.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Thank you.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25This is Melanie, she needs to talk to her husband,
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0:24:28 > 0:24:30This week on Gastro Kitchen,
0:24:30 > 0:24:34we meet French chef Gaston who has teamed up with John West, Britain's
0:24:34 > 0:24:38biggest supplier of tuna, to make their products even more delicious.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Companies like John West are using mass-fishing techniques to
0:24:41 > 0:24:44satisfy our desire for a cheap tuna sarnie.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47But dolphins, sharks and even turtles are getting caught up
0:24:47 > 0:24:50in the nets and getting injured or even killed in the process.
0:24:50 > 0:24:55Mm! This by-catch is simply thrown back into the sea, but why do that?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Gaston has used his culinary expertise
0:24:58 > 0:25:00to develop an exclusive range of tuna
0:25:00 > 0:25:04infused with dolphin, shark and turtle. Yum-my!
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Let's take it on a taste test.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09We're just offering out some of our brand-new infused tuna.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12We've got Turtle Terminator. We've got Shark Slayer.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16So, this is for the more discerning, less compassionate consumer.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- That's made with dolphins? - Mm, yes, and turtle too.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21It's our by-catch. You see, when we catch our tuna,
0:25:21 > 0:25:24all of this lovely meat was just going to waste
0:25:24 > 0:25:26but we thought, "Not at John West."
0:25:26 > 0:25:29So what we are trying to do is make sure that all the dolphins,
0:25:29 > 0:25:32all the turtles and all the sharks that we catch get thrown
0:25:32 > 0:25:33straight in the tin.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Dolphin?- Yes. - Would you like to taste some?
0:25:38 > 0:25:42So, this is basically our tuna with dolphin infused in it.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Are you getting...? What are you getting from it?
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Can you taste a little hint of turtle shell in there?
0:25:47 > 0:25:52- Yes.- They are very good. Perhaps a little bit of dolphin as well.
0:25:53 > 0:25:58I've never tasted dolphin, but I've tasted turtle, so I know how it is.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Oh, you know how it tastes. They're very good, very good.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- It's slightly different.- Hm.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04A lot of people say, "Oh, why are you using turtle?"
0:26:04 > 0:26:06- It's quite creamy. - It is quite creamy.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09- No, little bit more creamier. - Exactly.- Hm!- That's it.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13We take the shell of the turtles and we grind it up and we put it in
0:26:13 > 0:26:17the tin, it creates a creaminess that you can taste right now.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19- Turtle as well?- Yes, turtle.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24I don't know, I'm not sure I would buy it because of the dolphin thing.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Why? Why do you love dolphins so much?
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- They're just mammals, aren't they? - I don't know.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30When you taste this,
0:26:30 > 0:26:33tell me if you can taste the disappearance of the species.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- You like?- I love tuna. - Ah. Do you like dolphins too?
0:26:37 > 0:26:38- Dolphin what?- Dolphin.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40In here there's dolphin?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- Yes.- But don't kill dolphins.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46- Why?- Why?- Because...
0:26:46 > 0:26:47it's sad.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49And then we leave this here. Oop!
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Voila!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Au revoir, monsieur. Merci.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00The playground might look rural, but this primary couldn't be more
0:27:00 > 0:27:04urban, right down to the curse of industry pollution.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07The trees, shrubs, bushes and hedges are a deliberate attempt to
0:27:07 > 0:27:11cut nitrogen dioxide emissions from nearby Euston Road.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14It is a fact that last year almost 10,000 Londoners died because
0:27:14 > 0:27:15of our poor air.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19It is a fact that children in parts of London have lungs
0:27:19 > 0:27:20that are underdeveloped.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Hoping that he can cash in on London being one of the most
0:27:24 > 0:27:28polluted cities in Europe, where nearly 90 schools are exposed
0:27:28 > 0:27:29to dangerous air pollution,
0:27:29 > 0:27:33George has hit the street to try and sell his latest product.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35It's definitely a good investment.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38GEORGE: 'So it turns out London is the most polluted city
0:27:38 > 0:27:41'in Western Europe. I'm not sitting around on my arse.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42'I spotted a business opportunity in that.'
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Gas masks for kids.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48They are going to sell like hot cakes when they go back to school.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49They are really scary.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Well, they do come in pink as well.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53My mum said she used to get given gas masks during the war but never
0:27:53 > 0:27:55wore it cos she didn't like the smell of it.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Back then, it was the Germans gassing us, now we're just gassing
0:27:58 > 0:27:59ourselves with our diesel engines.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Well, I don't want to emotionally blackmail you, but parents
0:28:02 > 0:28:05that don't buy these for their kids are just incredibly bad parents.
0:28:05 > 0:28:06- Oh, really?- Yeah.
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Do not call somebody a bad parent.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09So, I've done myself out of a deal now?
0:28:09 > 0:28:12I think you should turn around and walk away, mate, cos you're rude.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14They're a little bit gruesome, though, aren't they?
0:28:14 > 0:28:17Well, if your kid is particularly ugly, it's probably for the best.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20They'll get bullied less. Trying to make a quick buck, you know?
0:28:23 > 0:28:26We need to sell these things. Sell. Can you not help me out?
0:28:26 > 0:28:28I mean, it kind of messes things up in the school photo
0:28:28 > 0:28:31a little bit, but at least, their lungs are safe.
0:28:31 > 0:28:32I'm not putting my child in a mask.
0:28:32 > 0:28:35Can you see the future with children going to school with gas masks?
0:28:35 > 0:28:37I've already invested in 5,000 of them.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39I need to sell as many as I can.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42- Sorry, but I've got stuff coming from my nose and stuff.- Really?
0:28:42 > 0:28:44Cos of the pollution? Yeah.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46Well, far be it from me to take advantage of, you know,
0:28:46 > 0:28:49your condition, but you should probably buy a gas mask.
0:28:52 > 0:28:56- It's very sad how incredibly air polluted...- It is, isn't it?
0:28:56 > 0:28:58But that means there's a hole in the market.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Gas masks for kids.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02We do baby gas masks as well.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04SHOUTS: Back to school gas masks sale.
0:29:04 > 0:29:05Get your gas masks
0:29:05 > 0:29:07for your children here.
0:29:07 > 0:29:08Sir, do you have children?
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Do you have children in the local area?
0:29:10 > 0:29:11No?
0:29:11 > 0:29:13Tell Mummy to buy you a gas mask.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15Say, "I want a gas mask."
0:29:16 > 0:29:18He just said he wanted a gas mask.
0:29:18 > 0:29:19I asked their parents.
0:29:19 > 0:29:20And they said it was OK?
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Well, they didn't...
0:29:22 > 0:29:24- Did you get a letter in the...? - I sent a text to their mum.