0:00:22 > 0:00:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Hello, I'm Frank Skinner and welcome to Room 101,
0:00:36 > 0:00:38the show where three guests compete
0:00:38 > 0:00:42to get their pet hates exiled for ever to the infamous vault.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Joining me tonight are broadcaster Janet Street-Porter,
0:00:45 > 0:00:47explorer Ben Fogle
0:00:47 > 0:00:48and comedian Greg Davies.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51CHEERING
0:00:56 > 0:00:58OK, let's have our first category.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Film & Television.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08So, what winds up Janet about Film & Television?
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Extreme Fishing with Robson Green.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24I'm sorry, it's already a popular choice.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27That is your economy version of this programme.
0:01:27 > 0:01:33Now, fishing is a quiet pastime. Men and women fish.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38And it gives millions of people quiet, contemplative pleasure.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42This programme is jingoistic, chauvinistic...
0:01:42 > 0:01:45It's absolute rubbish.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47He goes all over the world,
0:01:47 > 0:01:51catching loads of unnecessarily large and ugly fish,
0:01:51 > 0:01:52which they line up on the deck,
0:01:52 > 0:01:55and in the process he manages to be rude
0:01:55 > 0:01:57about whole continents, countries...
0:01:57 > 0:01:59It's simplistic twaddle.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02It's like Top Gear for fishermen.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04It's one of those men's programmes.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I call it shed television.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I have to admit, I quite like it.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13There will be people in the audience here and watching at home
0:02:13 > 0:02:15that have never seen this programme.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18So let's have a look at Extreme Fishing with Robson Green.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Please, please, stay on the line, man!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23I beg you, stay on the line.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26HE GIVES OUT A PROLONGED GRUNT
0:02:26 > 0:02:32HE PANTS AND GRUNTS
0:02:32 > 0:02:34You did it, man! Woo-hoo-hoo!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Look at the size of that fish!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40That's a 500lb fish.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42A blue marlin.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48The majority of the footage looked like a man having a difficult poo.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50LAUGHTER
0:02:52 > 0:02:55I would definitely watch Extreme Pooing with Robson Green.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57ONLY if it was with Robson Green!
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Yeah, of course!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Apparently, before Robson Green was on board,
0:03:02 > 0:03:04they were going to have Abu Hamza present it.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06LAUGHTER
0:03:06 > 0:03:08They'd save quite a lot of money on tackle.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15There's something I like about his enthusiasm, though.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18He seems to really have a brilliant time.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21That level of hyperbole,
0:03:21 > 0:03:25that level of orgasmic enthusiasm, never lets up.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- We're allowed programmes like that. - Maybe you don't see it, Frank.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- Surely...- Oh, you are, by the way... - I knew it!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I knew we'd get there!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37You're just the upper class version of that.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42Oh! Oh! You've... You've played your class card rather early.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44LAUGHTER
0:03:44 > 0:03:48OK, then, what doesn't Ben Fogle like about TV And Film?
0:03:53 > 0:03:57What I absolutely can't stand...
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Is it when the vertical hold goes on the telly?
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Can anyone guess? Multi-channel TV.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09When you have so many channels that you can choose from,
0:04:09 > 0:04:11that you can't settle on one.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Call me old-fashioned, but I grew up in a time
0:04:13 > 0:04:16when we pretty much had the four channels and that was it.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Now you go on
0:04:17 > 0:04:21and you have to go through all the terrestrial channels,
0:04:21 > 0:04:23then you have all of the cable channels, then plus-one,
0:04:23 > 0:04:27then you have 3-D, then you have HD, then you have minus-one,
0:04:27 > 0:04:30and then, just as your wife's about to get in,
0:04:30 > 0:04:31you go into the adult channels
0:04:31 > 0:04:35and she comes in just as you get to Essex Babes and...er...
0:04:35 > 0:04:37and it's a complete nightmare.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Now what I like about it, Ben,
0:04:38 > 0:04:41is that there IS a channel called Essex Babes.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43LAUGHTER
0:04:43 > 0:04:45You haven't just made that up, have you?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47534, I think.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50I like that fact that you feel the need
0:04:50 > 0:04:53to go through all the channels to get to Essex Babes.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55You can jump straight to that, you know that?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58But you go through them all and then half of them have adverts,
0:04:58 > 0:05:00so you then have to jump back.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04And the bottom line is, there's still absolutely nothing to watch.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08But I've got the 3-D channel, and I wouldn't want to give that up.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- But then you have to put glasses on.- But that's brilliant!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14And you have to go through the whole process
0:05:14 > 0:05:16and it makes you all dizzy...
0:05:16 > 0:05:18But in my flat, the flats kind of look in on each other a bit.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20And I love the fact that my neighbours think
0:05:20 > 0:05:23I'm living a sort of Reservoir Dogs lifestyle,
0:05:23 > 0:05:26cos I've got about eight mates all in shades in the evenings,
0:05:26 > 0:05:29all just sitting around in there. It must look brilliant.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33That fact that we're watching Puss In Boots is neither here nor there.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34LAUGHTER
0:05:34 > 0:05:36But, yeah, that would go?
0:05:36 > 0:05:40I firmly think we need to go back to a day where less is more,
0:05:40 > 0:05:45we have fewer channels, and we just improve the quality overall.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49People don't turn on the television for high quality. They want rubbish.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54It's like eating a diet. You don't want to eat rich food all the time,
0:05:54 > 0:05:56you want to eat rubbish, as well.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58And in your world - you're being very...
0:05:58 > 0:06:00If you don't mind me doing the class card again...
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Here we go again!
0:06:02 > 0:06:03It's a bit dictatorial to say,
0:06:03 > 0:06:06"Let's go back to four channels and let's not give people choice,"
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- it's their human right to have choice.- Oh, blimey!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11You've just been saying we can't have male TV,
0:06:11 > 0:06:14and yet you do a show where lots of women
0:06:14 > 0:06:16sit around whinging at each other all day.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18So you're allowed to have that!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I'm not going to even retaliate.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28But when you are going through all those multi-channels,
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- you do get captivated, caught up, for a couple of minutes...- Yeah.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34..then you move to the next one. But you don't watch anything.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35But that's the joy of it.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39You watch a bit. You can just sit at home like this.
0:06:39 > 0:06:45# I-I-I...will... #
0:06:45 > 0:06:47BEN LAUGHS
0:06:47 > 0:06:49LAUGHTER
0:06:49 > 0:06:54# It's like flying without wings... #
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- All human life! - APPLAUSE
0:06:58 > 0:07:01That's not fair, though, cos you've just...
0:07:02 > 0:07:07Anyway, what is Greg's TV And Film dislike?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14It's unnecessary interviews with the public.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18And I'm a big fan of the general public,
0:07:18 > 0:07:21but, um, there are times when we don't need to talk to them.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23LAUGHTER
0:07:23 > 0:07:26I was watching some of the Jubilee footage
0:07:26 > 0:07:28and a reporter went over to a couple,
0:07:28 > 0:07:32who were dressed from head to foot in Union Jacks -
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Union Jack hat and jacket and shoes -
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I don't even know where you get those from!
0:07:37 > 0:07:41And his opening question was, "Are you here to see the Jubilee?"
0:07:42 > 0:07:45I mean, that's the start of the interview.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47And OF COURSE that's what they're here for!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50And then he went, "What are you most looking forward to?"
0:07:50 > 0:07:53And they were obviously cross-eyed lunatics, and they went...
0:07:53 > 0:07:55"Oh, we're looking forward to seeing the Queen."
0:07:55 > 0:07:57All right, brilliant, that's incisive.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00The interview, I swear, went on for ten minutes.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04By the end of it he was, "What part of the Queen are you most...?"
0:08:04 > 0:08:07LAUGHTER
0:08:07 > 0:08:10"Are you looking forward to seeing her hands?"
0:08:10 > 0:08:12And they were really trying...
0:08:12 > 0:08:15"We're looking forward to seeing what sort of hat she's got on."
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Really?!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20"What colour hat might the Queen have? She might have red.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23"She might have... Maybe she'll have a yellow hat!" Shut up!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25LAUGHTER
0:08:27 > 0:08:31If it's dead telly time... Like, if a sportsperson does really well,
0:08:31 > 0:08:37they always take a camera to the pub in that person's home town, right?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40And they're expecting to get incisive commentary
0:08:40 > 0:08:43about how well this athlete's done,
0:08:43 > 0:08:45just because these people live in their town.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48"Oh, well done, Jessica Ennis has done an amazing thing.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52"We're here talking to Barry, who is a butcher in the same town
0:08:52 > 0:08:55"that Jessica Ennis happened to grow up in. He's never met her."
0:08:55 > 0:08:57"Barry, what do you think of Jessica's...?"
0:08:57 > 0:08:59"I think it's amazing!"
0:09:00 > 0:09:03"It's amazing what Jessica's done."
0:09:04 > 0:09:07"Have you ever met Jessica?" "No!"
0:09:07 > 0:09:10"You seem to have been celebrating for a long time."
0:09:10 > 0:09:13"I-I-I've drunk 30 pints."
0:09:13 > 0:09:15"I can't see!"
0:09:15 > 0:09:17"This eye has shut down."
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Unfortunately, you're selling it really well.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25I have to say though,
0:09:25 > 0:09:30I find it very reassuring that people don't know about stuff.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Because have you ever been in the pub
0:09:32 > 0:09:33and you're having a conversation,
0:09:33 > 0:09:35you're all really involved and enjoying it,
0:09:35 > 0:09:39and then there's one bloke who actually knows about the topic
0:09:39 > 0:09:41and it really spoils it.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46So I sort of wrap myself in the warm blanket of ignorance,
0:09:46 > 0:09:47when I'm watching this.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50And I'm glad we're all ignorant together.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Listening to everyone talk, though
0:09:52 > 0:09:53I want to know what the audience think
0:09:53 > 0:09:57about what we're talking about. I want a vox pop from the audience.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I'm sorry, Ben, that's just not going to happen.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- LAUGHTER - But I want one!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05But my point is, that's because people don't want to hear experts,
0:10:05 > 0:10:08they want to hear people like themselves talking about things.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13I would say, if you didn't get random vox pops on the telly,
0:10:13 > 0:10:15you would never have got this...
0:10:15 > 0:10:18REPORTER: My friend, the zombie, Jonathan, you're looking good.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Jonathan just got an awesome face-paint job. What do you think?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23I like turtles!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26All right, you're a great zombie! And...
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Good times here at the Waterfront Village...
0:10:29 > 0:10:32LAUGHTER AND LIGHT APPLAUSE
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Very good.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35I take it all back!
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Anyway...
0:10:38 > 0:10:40LAUGHTER
0:10:40 > 0:10:42..we come to the end of that round.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45First of all, I can't possibly put in multi-channel TV.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48What would I do with my nights?!
0:10:48 > 0:10:52And I'm glad that Robson Green has found a job that he likes and stuff.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56I don't like the idea of him being alone and listless,
0:10:56 > 0:10:59so I think it's good, and people do like it.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01I think you're right that, sometimes,
0:11:01 > 0:11:04members of the public are horribly put on the spot by vox pops,
0:11:04 > 0:11:06and it needs to stop.
0:11:06 > 0:11:11So I'm going to put interviews with members of the public into Room 101.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Anyway, let's have our next category.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30What kind of People doesn't Ben like?
0:11:35 > 0:11:39People who use suitcases on wheels.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41LAUGHTER, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:41 > 0:11:44It's so annoying!
0:11:44 > 0:11:46See, it's divided already.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50But, just looking at this person makes my heart start pounding.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53These are weapons! These ARE weapons.
0:11:53 > 0:11:58They pull them around and up station platforms, through airports,
0:11:58 > 0:12:02and they try and trip you up. You can't get past them...
0:12:02 > 0:12:03and look how small they are!
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Obviously, probably, most people use one slightly larger than this one.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08But, often, they really are
0:12:08 > 0:12:10just about large enough for a pair of pants.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- They are small.- Well, what do you want us to carry our luggage in?!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Just carry it in a bag. Pick it up.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Oh, just carry it in one of your posh little weekend leather holdalls?!
0:12:20 > 0:12:21LAUGHTER
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Oh, Janet!
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Well, I'm sorry!
0:12:25 > 0:12:29I travel a lot, and if I did not have a wheelie bag,
0:12:29 > 0:12:31I would have put my back out numerous times.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I just think...you're horrible.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36LAUGHTER
0:12:38 > 0:12:41I have to say, I'm totally with Ben on this. Totally.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I think civilisation began with the wheel
0:12:43 > 0:12:45and now it's ending with it.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49You don't need to put your pants in a little...
0:12:49 > 0:12:52But you're talking man speak.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53I can see you're a rugged adventurer,
0:12:53 > 0:12:57and you probably travel for three weeks with one pair of pants
0:12:57 > 0:13:00and, you know, bare minimum.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Most of us like choice.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04You've already said you don't like choice in TV channels.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07We like choice in clothes, too, as well as television,
0:13:07 > 0:13:11and that requires packing stuff in bags
0:13:11 > 0:13:14that's a little bit, sometimes, too heavy to carry.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16And also, it's putting a lot of people out of work.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I'd have thought, with a surname like yours,
0:13:18 > 0:13:20you'd be a bit more loyal!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Look at this! This is what I've started walking round with.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29I mean, in the end, if you can't beat them, join them.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31This is my wallet.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33LAUGHTER
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Your wallet!- That's how it's getting.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41I tell you, this has been my style for years,
0:13:41 > 0:13:43and I'm going to stick with it.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I carry one of these, and when I'm in a queue,
0:13:46 > 0:13:48this is what I do....
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- Right, so, I'm in the queue. We move along a bit.- Kick it with your foot.
0:13:52 > 0:13:57- There you go! That is how you do it! - It's a grand tradition!
0:13:57 > 0:14:01- Shuffle it along?- Yeah! And I love that. You don't need wheels.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- I agree.- And they walk right across you, don't they?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- They do! Exactly. - They forget they've got it.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Also, you know that classic moment in The Exorcist,
0:14:09 > 0:14:10where the exorcist turns up?
0:14:10 > 0:14:14You know that fabulous, iconic picture?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Just imagine how that would be now.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18LAUGHTER
0:14:18 > 0:14:20APPLAUSE
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Rubbish!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Anyway, what kind of People wind up Janet?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Right, what really winds me up
0:14:33 > 0:14:38is women who want to be treated like "ladies."
0:14:38 > 0:14:42And by that, I mean women who want men to open doors for them,
0:14:42 > 0:14:45women who want men to stand up when they come into the room,
0:14:45 > 0:14:48or to show them to their seats...
0:14:48 > 0:14:54That whole selective feminism, it really, really annoys me.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57OK. I thought you were pro-choice?
0:14:57 > 0:14:58I am pro-choice,
0:14:58 > 0:15:02but I think if you're going to be a strong female and you want equality,
0:15:02 > 0:15:06you're not going to get too wound up about whether men open doors for you,
0:15:06 > 0:15:08and if you go on the Underground or go on a train,
0:15:08 > 0:15:10why should a bloke get up for you?
0:15:10 > 0:15:14I agree. I don't stand up for women on buses and trains.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16It's borderline for some pensioners...
0:15:16 > 0:15:17LAUGHTER
0:15:17 > 0:15:21I've got to see proof that they're in trouble before I get up.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23I'm a pensioner, and I wouldn't want you to stand up, no.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Thank you, Janet. And I wouldn't.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Well, what if you'd been on the Titanic, and they said,
0:15:33 > 0:15:34"Women and children first"?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Would you have said, "Don't patronise me"?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39LAUGHTER
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Was that your attempt to be me?!
0:15:41 > 0:15:45I don't think a career in Dead Ringers awaits you.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46- But...- Yeah?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- I would hold the door open for you any time.- Oh, don't...
0:15:49 > 0:15:52But I'd also hold the door open for Ben and for Greg.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Oh, that's fine, if you hold the door open for all of us. But not just me.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58I'd hold the door open for Piers Morgan!
0:15:58 > 0:15:59LAUGHTER
0:15:59 > 0:16:03If it was a trap door, and he was being hanged at the time.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05APPLAUSE
0:16:05 > 0:16:08This is the other extreme, I would say.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09This is an Australian guy,
0:16:09 > 0:16:13who set up a series of street signs for his girlfriend
0:16:13 > 0:16:14as she drove home.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19LAUGHTER
0:16:19 > 0:16:21GASPING
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- That is genuine, as well!- No!
0:16:26 > 0:16:27That is fantastic!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29LAUGHTER
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Oh! What kind of People wind up Greg?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Well, it's not people, really. It's just a man.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- OK. - LAUGHTER
0:16:43 > 0:16:47I go really regularly to the same town in Spain on holiday,
0:16:47 > 0:16:50and there's just this old bloke who really hates me there.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52LAUGHTER
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Yeah?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56LAUGHTER
0:16:57 > 0:17:03He's about 85 and he looks like the deceased actor, Ernest Borgnine.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05How do you know that he hates you?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08It started off quite subtly, that I would...
0:17:08 > 0:17:12He always sits on the same corner, and the house where I stay,
0:17:12 > 0:17:14his house is on the road for me to get to it,
0:17:14 > 0:17:17so I have to go past his house every time I come down.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21And it started off, I would just drive past and he would do this...
0:17:21 > 0:17:23LAUGHTER
0:17:23 > 0:17:27- And I thought...- You do know that they drive on the right, don't you?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Yeah! But I thought I was being paranoid,
0:17:30 > 0:17:33and all my family would say, "Oh, no, you're imagining it."
0:17:33 > 0:17:35But then, it escalated, so that I would drive past,
0:17:35 > 0:17:39and I'm not exaggerating, I've never said a word to this man,
0:17:39 > 0:17:43I would drive past and just glance at him, and he would do this...
0:17:43 > 0:17:44HE GROWLS
0:17:44 > 0:17:46LAUGHTER
0:17:46 > 0:17:49..which no normal human being does.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51I really hate him!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Is it because you're the only non-Spanish person in the town?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56He doesn't know I'm not Spanish. I've never spoken to him.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00But you don't behave in a way that sounds very Spanish, or local.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02You're behaving in quite an aggressive way.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05What should I do? I should drive past him with castanets...?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07LAUGHTER
0:18:07 > 0:18:10..eating some meat and cheese? "Ey!"
0:18:10 > 0:18:13And you're sure you're not just misreading his body language?
0:18:13 > 0:18:17You can't misread this! You can't misread this, Ben!
0:18:17 > 0:18:18HE GROWLS
0:18:20 > 0:18:26Usually, you find that the Spanish are a very warm, friendly...
0:18:26 > 0:18:29I mean, I'm basing this totally on The Man From Del Monte,
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- but they're a very positive... - I've done controlled tests, Frank.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36I sent a friend down without me, right?
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Maybe I've gone too far...
0:18:38 > 0:18:41but I hid at the top of the street, and my friend drove past him,
0:18:41 > 0:18:45and my friend, who is very clearly English, went, "Beep, beep!"
0:18:45 > 0:18:46and he went, "Ey!"
0:18:46 > 0:18:48LAUGHTER
0:18:50 > 0:18:52I swear to God, it's awful!
0:18:52 > 0:18:56He's generally just absolutely, totally happy with life.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I've observed him from a distance.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01He's, like, with his family, all the kids, "Ey!"
0:19:01 > 0:19:04"Oh, look at Granddad, he's such a great laugh!"
0:19:04 > 0:19:05I drive past...
0:19:05 > 0:19:07HE GROWLS
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Well, we did try to get him tonight,
0:19:10 > 0:19:13but it turns out he's on Spanish television tonight,
0:19:13 > 0:19:16putting Greg Davies into "Room Cera Uno."
0:19:16 > 0:19:19LAUGHTER
0:19:19 > 0:19:22APPLAUSE
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Well, you argue your case well, because nobody wants to be hated,
0:19:27 > 0:19:30and I do also know exactly what Janet means,
0:19:30 > 0:19:32and I sympathise with her argument,
0:19:32 > 0:19:36because you do feel that people are letting the side down a bit.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40But I feel so passionately and strongly about suitcases on wheels
0:19:40 > 0:19:42that I cannot go against Ben.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46I'm going to put suitcases with wheels into Room 101!
0:19:46 > 0:19:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Anyway, let's have our next category.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Ooh, it's Shopping.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06What does Janet hate about Shopping?
0:20:12 > 0:20:16What I particularly hate when I go into a supermarket
0:20:16 > 0:20:19and I've got all the way round and I get to the checkout...
0:20:19 > 0:20:25is someone looks at me and says, "Can I help you pack your bags?"
0:20:26 > 0:20:32OK, I'm a pensioner, but I can put three things in a bag.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33But that's not...
0:20:33 > 0:20:36I don't win to have a row with the checkout people,
0:20:36 > 0:20:39because I think they're underpaid, they work really hard,
0:20:39 > 0:20:42but why I hate them asking me if I want to have my bags packed
0:20:42 > 0:20:46is because it's fake, it's fake friendliness.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I don't want people watching this programme who work on the tills
0:20:49 > 0:20:51to think I hate them, cos I really don't hate them,
0:20:51 > 0:20:54but I hate the bosses in the supermarket,
0:20:54 > 0:20:58the cynical way that they try to, you know...
0:20:58 > 0:21:02befriend you to make you go back there cos they're "friendlier".
0:21:02 > 0:21:05So, essentially, Janet, when you're out in public,
0:21:05 > 0:21:07you want to be totally ignored...
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- and people never to open doors for you.- That's right.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13So you want no contact with humans.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I like humans very much.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19I've been married four times, I've made my life's work as being,
0:21:19 > 0:21:21you know, getting on with the opposite sex.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Can I ask, when they left, do you do their packing for them?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26LAUGHTER
0:21:26 > 0:21:29APPLAUSE
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- But I get asked. You know, I'm a man in my...- I get asked.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35..early 30s. I get asked.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37LAUGHTER
0:21:37 > 0:21:41I am happy to accept help in every aspect of my life.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44I feel if the supermarket assistant said to me,
0:21:44 > 0:21:48"Would you like us to move your legs for you so can get your car, sir?"
0:21:48 > 0:21:50I'd go, "Go for it."
0:21:50 > 0:21:53LAUGHTER
0:21:53 > 0:21:57APPLAUSE
0:21:59 > 0:22:01I like packing, it's a little art form.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04It IS an art form and that is why I like to let the professionals do it.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07I find... Look, this is how I... When I pack myself,
0:22:07 > 0:22:10this is my loaf when I get home.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12LAUGHTER
0:22:12 > 0:22:16I always end up like that. So they do it so brilliantly.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I tell you what I do like doing myself,
0:22:18 > 0:22:20I like weighing my own fruit.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Ugh!- Is that a euphemism?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26LAUGHTER
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Yeah, and I have to say, it weighs quite a bit more than it used to.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36OK then. What does Greg hate about Shopping?
0:22:41 > 0:22:46It is my firm and profound belief that shops that offer you
0:22:46 > 0:22:51an escalator to get up to their goods and only stairs to get down
0:22:51 > 0:22:53should be ceased from trading.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57APPLAUSE
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Yes.- And it's not even the fact that there's stairs...
0:23:02 > 0:23:06there's only stairs to get down - they hide the stairs from you.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08They don't even make the stairs easy to find,
0:23:08 > 0:23:11so it's like, "Oh, yes, come in and buy our stuff.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14"We will take you up on this gliding metal machine.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16"And have you got your stuff? Have you paid for it?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19"Right. YOU WILL FIND YOUR OWN WAY OUT!"
0:23:19 > 0:23:23But it's like exploring the exit to Narnia, trying to...
0:23:23 > 0:23:27If they reversed it and it was the other way around...
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Then I would never go shopping, problem solved.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32It's horrible enough for me going shopping anyway,
0:23:32 > 0:23:35because I have two shops - I can go to Debenhams or I can go to High And Mighty.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38And I generally go to High And Mighty, because...
0:23:38 > 0:23:41I am one of the few clients that they have that can shop
0:23:41 > 0:23:43in both sections of that shop, you see,
0:23:43 > 0:23:46cos I am both high and "mighty".
0:23:46 > 0:23:49LAUGHTER
0:23:49 > 0:23:51I'm like a mythical creature.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55"Argh! We can clothe him from both sides of the shop!
0:23:55 > 0:23:58"Behold! He exists!"
0:23:58 > 0:24:00I really thought you meant the men's department
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- and the women's department. - So did I.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Of course, there is a method behind all of this, as you suggest.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12The idea is they want to get you
0:24:12 > 0:24:15on a nice, smooth, easy route INTO the shop
0:24:15 > 0:24:19but they want to make getting out a cold, clunking, difficult...
0:24:19 > 0:24:22It's a bit like marriage, in that respect.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25But the idea is that they want to keep you in the shop
0:24:25 > 0:24:28as long as possible, so you're walking around, going, "Where are the steps?
0:24:28 > 0:24:29"Ooh, that is nice."
0:24:29 > 0:24:32So it's not accidental, and there's all sorts of methods.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36I've actually been looking into this and it's astonishing,
0:24:36 > 0:24:38some of the things that they do.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42One of the things is that they have smaller tiles
0:24:42 > 0:24:45on the floor next to the more expensive objects,
0:24:45 > 0:24:49so you become aware of the wheels on your trolley
0:24:49 > 0:24:52clicking quicker and you think, "Oh, I'd better slow down."
0:24:52 > 0:24:55So you slow down next to the expensive stuff.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57- Ah!- All true, all true.- Wow.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59The essentials that you need -
0:24:59 > 0:25:01bread, milk, vegetables and all that -
0:25:01 > 0:25:03are spread around the shop
0:25:03 > 0:25:05so you have to walk past lots of other stuff
0:25:05 > 0:25:09and mirrors are put in there to make you slow down.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12And don't those mirrors make you look slimmer, as well, in the clothes section?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15That's fairgrounds you're thinking of.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16LAUGHTER
0:25:16 > 0:25:19They also sometimes make your head look REALLY massive
0:25:19 > 0:25:21and then really small again.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Anyway, what doesn't Ben like about Shopping?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33One pence coins.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35They're so annoying!
0:25:35 > 0:25:39The fact... What... When was the last time something actually cost a penny?
0:25:39 > 0:25:44And what happens is you buy something for £4.99, for example,
0:25:44 > 0:25:45and you get 1p change.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Do you wait for that one pence in your change,
0:25:48 > 0:25:50looking like you need that 1p?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Or would you leave it for them,
0:25:52 > 0:25:56looking like you're very tight in leaving them a one-pence tip?
0:25:56 > 0:25:59And then, if you do take it home, they clutter up your pockets,
0:25:59 > 0:26:01you leave little piles of them everywhere.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04I don't understand - why does something have to cost 4.99?
0:26:04 > 0:26:09Why could it not cost £4.90, or even £5?
0:26:09 > 0:26:14You know, what you need, Ben, is a big whisky bottle.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16And you put all your coins in that
0:26:16 > 0:26:18and then you leave them there forever.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22But I can't stand getting them in your change and what do you do?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Because I don't have time to...
0:26:24 > 0:26:27You put them in charity boxes by the checkout.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30It'd be nicer to put a pound, rather than one pence in, wouldn't it?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Yeah, but it's better than putting nothing in.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Why not put a pound AND one pence in?
0:26:35 > 0:26:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:41 > 0:26:43I think you're just frightened of CHANGE!
0:26:43 > 0:26:46LAUGHTER AND GROANS
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- Oh, too good!- Yeah.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53- I tell you what, though, they are little works of art.- Do you think?
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Yeah, they are.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57You know, the standard two pence piece
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- used to have the fleur-de-lis on it?- Yes.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05And they've changed it recently, so you get sort of a...
0:27:05 > 0:27:07you get like a closer detail.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13You see now... you get like just a close...
0:27:13 > 0:27:16You know when you get the mystery guest on Question Of Sport?
0:27:16 > 0:27:19It's like the heraldic version of that.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23And the best coins I've ever seen in my life, get a load of this,
0:27:23 > 0:27:28this is from Niue, this as a South Pacific island near New Zealand
0:27:28 > 0:27:31and they brought out Star Wars coins.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32- I heard about this.- Yeah.
0:27:32 > 0:27:37And these are legal tender, they are things of beauty, I think.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41- Wow.- They've got colour bits and you can go and buy stuff...
0:27:41 > 0:27:44I would like to go to Niue and I'd like to get those coins
0:27:44 > 0:27:48and just go in to a normal shop and just buy a bar of chocolate.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50I would like...
0:27:50 > 0:27:53to buy a Galaxy far, far away.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55LAUGHTER
0:27:55 > 0:27:56SCATTERED APPLAUSE
0:27:56 > 0:27:59No, but don't you think they're great? And even the penny...
0:27:59 > 0:28:01There's that design on the penny,
0:28:01 > 0:28:05which could easily be R2-D2 at a Scottish wedding.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07LAUGHTER
0:28:09 > 0:28:14I got burgled a few years ago and they took everything,
0:28:14 > 0:28:16they cleared the whole house out,
0:28:16 > 0:28:19and the final insult was I went upstairs and in my bedroom,
0:28:19 > 0:28:22I had a coin jar, where I just tossed all change
0:28:22 > 0:28:24and they'd tipped it out onto my bed
0:28:24 > 0:28:27and they'd picked out all the silver.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30- Just left the pennies and 2ps. - That just about sums it up, though.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Not even burglars like 1 and 2p coins.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37OK, then. So we've come to the end of that round.
0:28:37 > 0:28:41And now, Janet is really glaring at me, because she hasn't won one yet.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45But I like having people pack for me, I think it's a nice gesture
0:28:45 > 0:28:48and I'm such a rubbish packer and I don't want to get rid of the penny,
0:28:48 > 0:28:53because I think it is a beautiful, little, traditional, cute thing.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56But that whole cynical thing that shops have got on
0:28:56 > 0:29:00about making us buy and making us buy expensive things
0:29:00 > 0:29:04and keeping us in their needs to be exposed, so I am going to put...
0:29:04 > 0:29:09shops with escalators going up but stairs going down into Room 101!
0:29:09 > 0:29:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:18 > 0:29:20Next category, please!
0:29:25 > 0:29:29OK. This is the Wildcard round, so there's no limitations now.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32You can pick anything at all that you don't like.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34So, what is Ben's Wildcard?
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Umbrellas.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43But it's not just the umbrella itself,
0:29:43 > 0:29:46it's people that don't know how to drive an umbrella,
0:29:46 > 0:29:48if that's the term I can use.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50I personally think that when you get an umbrella,
0:29:50 > 0:29:52you should actually have to pass a little licence
0:29:52 > 0:29:54about how to use an umbrella.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56Because you'll be walking down the street,
0:29:56 > 0:30:00and shorter people with umbrellas go flying down the pavement,
0:30:00 > 0:30:05and these pointy bits here poke you in the eyes, they...
0:30:05 > 0:30:07they jab you in the ribs.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10But also, if you are using an umbrella, you get caught in narrow bits...
0:30:10 > 0:30:14especially if you're in the street in London, there's trees,
0:30:14 > 0:30:16you have to pull it down a little bit, you get soaking wet,
0:30:16 > 0:30:18you inevitably end up sharing it,
0:30:18 > 0:30:21because I like to share it with the person I'm with,
0:30:21 > 0:30:23so half of you gets soaking wet. I don't see the point.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25Unless you're Greg's size and you can hold it
0:30:25 > 0:30:27so you're like Jack and the Beanstalk
0:30:27 > 0:30:30and you can shelter everyone in London,
0:30:30 > 0:30:33there's no point in having an umbrella.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- Which I could do. - LAUGHTER
0:30:36 > 0:30:40Well, what I do, my normal method is, if I've got the umbrella,
0:30:40 > 0:30:44as I get nearer to people, I hold it high, high, high, like that.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46That's good umbrella driving. You'd pass your test.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49Yes, so it doesn't touch them. But I was doing that and I got home,
0:30:49 > 0:30:52I was being followed by 30 Japanese tourists.
0:30:52 > 0:30:55LAUGHTER
0:30:55 > 0:30:59Ben, 15 years ago, I saw something, and I thought,
0:30:59 > 0:31:01"This will change the world."
0:31:01 > 0:31:05This is, you know, it's a game-changer.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07- I've seen these. - LAUGHTER
0:31:07 > 0:31:09It was the umbrella hat.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12And I'm not kidding you, but when I saw it, I thought,
0:31:12 > 0:31:14"That's the answer, isn't it?"
0:31:14 > 0:31:16Can I say, I actually agree with that.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19I think that is a very useful piece of kit.
0:31:19 > 0:31:23I can't understand why these didn't change the world. I mean it.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26I might be able to shine a light on that for you.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29It's because you look an incredible bell-end in it.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:31:33 > 0:31:35I'm practical, Greg.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38I don't know about you. I play a lot of outdoor accordion...
0:31:38 > 0:31:41LAUGHTER
0:31:41 > 0:31:44..and it's perfect for that. And also, what about the deaf?
0:31:45 > 0:31:48When the deaf are out and it's raining,
0:31:48 > 0:31:52they have to do the first part of the sentence with one hand and then change...
0:31:52 > 0:31:53LAUGHTER
0:31:53 > 0:31:56With this, you can sign absolutely fluently.
0:31:56 > 0:32:00I really approve of that. You see, I would like to keep those.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Yes, I'm glad we agree on that.
0:32:02 > 0:32:03Can I have that later?
0:32:03 > 0:32:06- Could we set up a small business together?- We could.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08- SHE SIGHS - I think that would be excellent.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11"Umbrellas for the deaf by Fogle and Skinner"?!
0:32:11 > 0:32:12- LAUGHTER - Yeah!
0:32:12 > 0:32:15Where do I sign for my investment(?)
0:32:15 > 0:32:16LAUGHTER
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Anyway, what is Greg's Wildcard?
0:32:24 > 0:32:26LAUGHTER
0:32:26 > 0:32:30It's friends who develop new interests and hobbies.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33LAUGHTER
0:32:33 > 0:32:37It just really winds me up when you get to a certain age that suddenly,
0:32:37 > 0:32:41someone you've known since you were a kid is suddenly "into" something.
0:32:41 > 0:32:45I just find it... I just think there should be a cut-off point.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48You're allowed to develop interests up until the age of about 22,
0:32:48 > 0:32:52and from that point onwards, you just stay the same.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55I have friends who go, "Oh, of course, I'm into cycling now."
0:32:55 > 0:32:59Oh, are you? Are you into cycling? Fascinating(!)
0:32:59 > 0:33:00LAUGHTER
0:33:00 > 0:33:04I would be a terrible friend for you, in that respect,
0:33:04 > 0:33:08because I have had lessons and done hobbies like...
0:33:08 > 0:33:15I've done tango, ice skating, drawing, horse riding, meditation...
0:33:15 > 0:33:20I've done taxidermy, I've done... I've done yoga, Pilates...
0:33:20 > 0:33:22- Have you?! - I've done French, German...
0:33:22 > 0:33:26I think, the moral of this is, you can stop drinking, but you never replace it.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:33:30 > 0:33:33But I believe you should always be having lessons in something
0:33:33 > 0:33:37at any stage in your life, and I've always got a hobby on the go.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40I'm all for people having new hobbies and interests.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43I just want them never to talk to me about them, that's all.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46Have you got any hobbies?
0:33:46 > 0:33:49No, I'm a fairly lonely character, actually.
0:33:49 > 0:33:50LAUGHTER
0:33:50 > 0:33:54We have a clip. This is, I think, arguably,
0:33:54 > 0:33:57the most marvellous hobby anyone could have.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10LAUGHTER
0:34:15 > 0:34:18- Come on!- You'd want to hear about a hobby like that!
0:34:18 > 0:34:19Let me make it perfectly clear.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22If a friend said to me, "Greg, I've got a new hobby -
0:34:22 > 0:34:26"it's dressing live squirrels in human clothes,"
0:34:26 > 0:34:28I'd go, "Tell me more about it!"
0:34:28 > 0:34:30LAUGHTER
0:34:30 > 0:34:31Exactly!
0:34:31 > 0:34:33"And tell me about the medical treatment
0:34:33 > 0:34:35"that you personally receive."
0:34:35 > 0:34:39It's just finding the right hobby, it's as simple as that.
0:34:39 > 0:34:40OK, what Janet's Wildcard?
0:34:45 > 0:34:48I've chosen local news.
0:34:48 > 0:34:53Really, I'm talking about local news bulletins on the television,
0:34:53 > 0:34:58where the areas they cover are so big,
0:34:58 > 0:35:00like BBC Newsroom South East
0:35:00 > 0:35:05seems to range from Dover to Eastbourne to Chatham,
0:35:05 > 0:35:09and it always involves one murder, one cat lost somewhere,
0:35:09 > 0:35:12a blocked drain, and a rugby match.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14And you've wasted ten minutes of your time
0:35:14 > 0:35:19and you know absolutely nothing about what's happened in your area.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21I spend quite a lot of time in Whitstable,
0:35:21 > 0:35:25and the staple diet of the local newspapers is,
0:35:25 > 0:35:29"Should we have one-way traffic in the High Street?"
0:35:29 > 0:35:32And that has been the main news story now for ten years.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35LAUGHTER It's amazing!
0:35:35 > 0:35:37Our local newspaper, when I was a kid,
0:35:37 > 0:35:40was called The Smethwick Telephone.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43And I've no idea why it was called The Telephone,
0:35:43 > 0:35:46and I remember I was on stage in Birmingham, and I said,
0:35:46 > 0:35:49"I don't know why it was called The Smethwick Telephone,"
0:35:49 > 0:35:52and this bloke said, "Cos it was from Smethwick."
0:35:52 > 0:35:54LAUGHTER
0:35:58 > 0:36:00But my favourite thing about local newspapers...
0:36:00 > 0:36:02I don't how this started,
0:36:02 > 0:36:05but it's the idea that every picture tells a story,
0:36:05 > 0:36:09so every photograph has to tell the complete story,
0:36:09 > 0:36:11like people can't read.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13So I'm just going to read you a few local news stories,
0:36:13 > 0:36:16and we'll show the accompanying picture.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18"A heavily pregnant woman was refused bus travel
0:36:18 > 0:36:21"because she had too many five pence pieces."
0:36:21 > 0:36:23LAUGHTER
0:36:23 > 0:36:25It's the whole story there!
0:36:25 > 0:36:29"Residents are warning that someone will be seriously injured on pot-holed road."
0:36:30 > 0:36:32LAUGHTER
0:36:33 > 0:36:38"Hoteliers complain about noise levels from North Pier, Blackpool."
0:36:38 > 0:36:40LAUGHTER
0:36:40 > 0:36:45And, "Man discovers a 21-inch, three-and-a-half pound cucumber in his greenhouse."
0:36:45 > 0:36:47LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:36:51 > 0:36:54Anyway, we come to the end of that round,
0:36:54 > 0:36:59and this is a tough one for me, cos I kind of like all these things.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02And I can't put friends' hobbies in,
0:37:02 > 0:37:06because I love obsessives and all kinds, and I'm a big hobbies fan,
0:37:06 > 0:37:10and umbrellas, I like the whole thing of having an umbrella
0:37:10 > 0:37:11and having it hanging on your arm
0:37:11 > 0:37:14and pressing buttons and all that stuff.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16I also really like local news,
0:37:16 > 0:37:20but I admit, TV local news can go a bit rubbish.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23So, although I don't want to get rid of the newspapers,
0:37:23 > 0:37:27I am going to put local TV news into Room 101.
0:37:27 > 0:37:28Yes!
0:37:28 > 0:37:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:32 > 0:37:34So...
0:37:36 > 0:37:38..that brings us to the end of the show, and well done, Greg,
0:37:38 > 0:37:41you were the most persuasive guest tonight,
0:37:41 > 0:37:43- so you are this week's winner! - Oh, thank you!
0:37:43 > 0:37:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:47 > 0:37:49You did brilliantly well, all three of you.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52Thank you very much, Greg Davies, Ben Fogle and Janet Street-Porter.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54And thank you, goodnight!
0:37:54 > 0:37:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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