0:00:24 > 0:00:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Hello, I'm Frank Skinner, and welcome to Room 101,
0:00:39 > 0:00:43the show where three guests compete to have their biggest bugbears
0:00:43 > 0:00:45banished forever to the dreaded vault.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Our guests' choices have been sorted into categories
0:00:47 > 0:00:50and, in each round, only one item can be chosen.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53The final decision is mine. Let's meet this week's guests.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Joining me tonight are comedian Miles Jupp,
0:00:56 > 0:00:57presenter Vernon Kay,
0:00:57 > 0:00:59and TV Dragon Kelly Hoppen.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Right, then, let's have our first category.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16It's People.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20So what kind of people wind up Miles Jupp?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28LAUGHTER
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Well, the people that deserve to go in Room 101
0:01:31 > 0:01:37are parents who allow their children to climb up slides.
0:01:37 > 0:01:42This child is climbing up the slide.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45This is not the way that things are supposed to happen.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49This child, who may or may not be enjoying themselves,
0:01:49 > 0:01:52is ruining this child's life.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I don't know if it's the sort of thing
0:01:55 > 0:01:58George Orwell was concerned about when he came up with the idea,
0:01:58 > 0:02:02but this child belongs in some sort of eternal damnation.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05LAUGHTER
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Are you against wheelchair ramps on the same basis?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11LAUGHTER
0:02:12 > 0:02:17No. No, they're clearly a very sensible idea, Frank.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20I know you were saying before the programme started, in make-up,
0:02:20 > 0:02:21you were going on about how you thought
0:02:21 > 0:02:23those people had it too easy. But I...
0:02:26 > 0:02:30You'll remember I tried to talk you down from that position.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Yes. You were indeed the voice of reason.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36If you don't sort of follow
0:02:36 > 0:02:39the sort of conventions and systems that we have in society,
0:02:39 > 0:02:43you don't really deserve to be part of society.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45We should show what happens, actually,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47when you try to go back up the slide,
0:02:47 > 0:02:50but we're not allowed to show this kind of clash with children,
0:02:50 > 0:02:54so we've had to get some other creatures to stand in for them.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56And there you go.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58AUDIENCE: Aw!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00But they do try and go back up.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02LAUGHTER
0:03:03 > 0:03:05That's what happens.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08That is why pandas are dying out.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14I used to love climbing up slides.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Right, well, you're a danger and a menace.- Yeah.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21That's all about what kids do, isn't it?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23It's about the kids then having a fight -
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- who's going to get up or who's going to get down.- Oh, yeah, yeah.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27That's part of life.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29If what you sort of get high on
0:03:29 > 0:03:31is forcing children to fight and wrestle,
0:03:31 > 0:03:33I could appreciate this is the sort of thing
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- that you ought to encourage.- No!
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Do you think it's related to the decline in snakes and ladders?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Because children used to know, up the ladders,
0:03:45 > 0:03:48I mean, that was part of life, but now that's gone...
0:03:48 > 0:03:53Would you dare to tell another person's child not to do it?
0:03:53 > 0:03:54I'm wary, obviously.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58There's this sort of difficult... sort of boundaries, aren't there?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00So if other people sort of tell your children off,
0:04:00 > 0:04:03then you take that as a direct attack on your parenting skills.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Neighbours used to take your football off you...- Yeah.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07..and keep it, you know.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I remember we used to play cricket in the street,
0:04:09 > 0:04:12and if you got a six, it would definitely hit someone's house.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15And then they'd say, "Right, I'm having that.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18"Give me your bat and your ball, and I'll tell your mum as well!"
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- "And if it comes over here again, I'll put a knife through it."- Yeah!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24That's what they said about our dog.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26LAUGHTER
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I want to show you a few slides.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35This is a fabulous elephant-themed slide, which...
0:04:35 > 0:04:37LAUGHTER
0:04:39 > 0:04:40It's a sort of a...
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Sort of back to the womb instinct in that child, I think.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Amazing.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51What if they had a plunger and just fired kids into the elephant?
0:04:51 > 0:04:52What about...
0:04:52 > 0:04:56This is one, I think, ideal for the kid who wants to climb up the slide.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03It's a terrible design fault.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Not quite as bad as this one.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14OK, then. What kind of people wind up Kelly?
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Ooh, people with weak handshakes.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Oh, that's horrid!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I just think there is nothing worse...
0:05:31 > 0:05:34If somebody is going to come and shake your hand,
0:05:34 > 0:05:36they're coming to shake your hand.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40They come towards you, and literally, it's just weak.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43And what's worse is it's always slightly...
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Moist.- Moist, yeah.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47I don't understand the moist thing.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I go to Catholic church on Sundays,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53and we have a bit where we have to shake hands with each other,
0:05:53 > 0:05:57and sometimes you shake hands and it's just sodden with sweat.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59And I look at them, and I'm thinking,
0:05:59 > 0:06:01"Look, you're wearing absorbent clothing.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03"You could have prepped for this."
0:06:03 > 0:06:08If they've got a PVC cat-suit on, OK, but they rarely have.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13You've got to know when to start and when to stop and what strength.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Just got to know.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Albert Pierrepoint, who was the hangman in this country -
0:06:18 > 0:06:19there he is, Albert -
0:06:19 > 0:06:21bought that house on his wages.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Money for old rope, if you ask me!
0:06:23 > 0:06:24LAUGHTER AND GROANS
0:06:24 > 0:06:27He could... What he used to do,
0:06:27 > 0:06:30he would shake hands with the condemned person
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- and he had developed a method where he could judge their weight...- Oh!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37..from the handshake and then he'd know how long to make the rope,
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- so, you know, it was a quick, clean kill.- Is that for true?
0:06:40 > 0:06:41That's absolutely true.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Very unpopular with women.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- Oh, really?- "Lovely to meet you.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47"Oh, you had a good Christmas."
0:06:47 > 0:06:49LAUGHTER
0:06:49 > 0:06:51There's...there's sort of two extremes.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53You can also get a handshake which is so strong,
0:06:53 > 0:06:55and people that have strong handshakes,
0:06:55 > 0:06:58they don't let go, and your hand starts to lose,
0:06:58 > 0:07:01you know, feeling in it, which I would rather that than this.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- This, to me...- Really?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Oh, yeah. This is just... You kind of don't know what to say, do you?
0:07:06 > 0:07:10You're just left hanging, and you sort of hang, and you just...
0:07:10 > 0:07:11- You know?- Yeah.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14There's just something really distasteful about it
0:07:14 > 0:07:16and it annoys me.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18But if you're given one, what do you give back?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Oh, I squeeze it to death!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Wring it.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Do you do the kiss on both cheeks type thing?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Yeah, and sometimes three.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Three cheeks?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- No, no... - LAUGHTER
0:07:32 > 0:07:36No, because certain countries, like Holland and Belgium,
0:07:36 > 0:07:37- people give three kisses.- Mmm.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Sometimes it gets a bit confusing.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41You don't know whether to go in for the third or not.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45I kissed Ulrika Jonsson once at a showbiz do,
0:07:45 > 0:07:47in my early days, when I wasn't as sophisticated -
0:07:47 > 0:07:49I'd just come down from Birmingham.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52As I kissed her, she obviously sensed I was, er, an innocent.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54She went, "Both cheeks."
0:07:54 > 0:07:57And so I knew exactly what to do.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00And, um, I'd never kissed anyone who didn't smell of chips.
0:08:03 > 0:08:10This is Prince Charles and Camilla with the Dalai Lama.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Now, the Dalai Lama is an enthusiastic hand-shaker,
0:08:13 > 0:08:15but just watch this.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Charles is not that keen at the beginning.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Goes in early.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Charles, "No, I don't think I will." But he won't give up.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26He won't give up, the Dalai, he's always got something up his sleeve.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31"Come on. Yes, got you."
0:08:31 > 0:08:33And I'll grab this as well.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36This is two hours later. He hasn't let go.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39LAUGHTER
0:08:39 > 0:08:42As they say, there are three people in this marriage.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46But handshakes aren't fun any more, are they,
0:08:46 > 0:08:50with the various diseases knocking around.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52You can't enjoy a handshake any more.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Maybe you just go up and just do that.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56I'm shaking with one hand,
0:08:56 > 0:08:59my other hand's already on the antiseptic wash.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01On the hand sanitiser.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03I shook hands with the Queen, for example.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- I bet you... Have you met the Queen?- Yeah.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Yeah. She wears gloves at all times for handshaking.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Well, do you blame her? - No. She burns them after.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12I know this for a fact.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14She's got a nice handshake.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16She's got... Yeah, well, I couldn't tell,
0:09:16 > 0:09:21because I wondered if it might be some sort of robot hand.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Apparently, during the swine flu epidemic,
0:09:23 > 0:09:24she wore a falconry gauntlet.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28LAUGHTER
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Not taking any risks at all!
0:09:31 > 0:09:36Sometimes a handshake can go wrong, and then it can be embarrassing.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38This is Gordon Brown with Barack Obama.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Now, his handshake, I imagine... He's very confident.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Gordon Brown, a more difficult character.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Look at him shaking hands with a policeman.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48"Nice to see you." And Gordon?
0:09:48 > 0:09:49"I don't think so."
0:09:49 > 0:09:51LAUGHTER
0:09:55 > 0:09:57That's harsh, isn't it?
0:09:58 > 0:10:02OK, then, what kind of people wind up Vernon?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10People that drop litter. There you go.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- People who drop litter. - Oh, do my head in.
0:10:12 > 0:10:19I don't understand why people feel the need to drop litter
0:10:19 > 0:10:21and not take it home and find a bin.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26- If I was to just turn up in your living room, Frank...- Yeah.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29..and empty the contents of my kitchen bin in your front room
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- and then leave, you'd be well annoyed.- Mm.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34So why do people do it on the street?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36I know what you mean. People shouldn't throw litter.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40But people like yourself, they do get a bit wound up about it.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Is it such a terrible thing?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Don't you find that litter can sometimes brighten
0:10:45 > 0:10:46an otherwise grey pavement?
0:10:49 > 0:10:53There was an incident near my house, and someone had fly-tipped.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I thought, "I'm going to have a look through that,
0:10:55 > 0:10:57"see what they've dumped." So I had a rummage through
0:10:57 > 0:11:00and, lo and behold, there were some gas bills and electric bills.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Ooh!- I thought, "Right. Here we go."
0:11:02 > 0:11:03So I got the car,
0:11:03 > 0:11:07loaded up all of his rubbish in the back of my car,
0:11:07 > 0:11:09put his postcode in the sat nav,
0:11:09 > 0:11:12got down to the end of his driveway, opened his gates
0:11:12 > 0:11:15and just started launching it down this guy's drive.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Now, when he came to the front door, he's like, "What are you doing?"
0:11:18 > 0:11:20I was like, "What do you think I'm doing?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22So I carried on chucking stuff down his driveway, thinking,
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- "I hope to goodness it's the right address!"- Oh, no!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29LAUGHTER
0:11:29 > 0:11:32And he said, "It's not my rubbish." I said, "Yes, it is."
0:11:32 > 0:11:33He said, "Well, how do you know?"
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I said, "Because you left your gas bills
0:11:36 > 0:11:38"and your electric bills in this bin bag."
0:11:38 > 0:11:40And he just went...
0:11:40 > 0:11:41"Oh, yeah. Sorry about that."
0:11:41 > 0:11:43LAUGHTER
0:11:43 > 0:11:46I bought myself a... And this is actually my own litter picker.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49I bought it off eBay for £4.99.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Can I say that that is not a prop.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Vernon brought that in.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57I did, I bought it.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01When we go walking our dog up and down the lane... I live near
0:12:01 > 0:12:05a farm and there's, like, rubbish strewn along the side of the road.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06So I thought, "You know what?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08"While I'm walking my dog I'll clean that up."
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- What about this one? - That's a beauty.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13I'm thinking I could do a vent act with this.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15"Where have you been, Charlie?"
0:12:15 > 0:12:17"Oh, I've been down...
0:12:17 > 0:12:22"I've been for a country walk with Vernon Kay."
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Lovely. - Does that really pick up rubbish?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Yeah, it's really to pick up rubbish.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- What did you think it was for? - I don't know. I wasn't sure.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Yeah, it's because my handshake isn't as good as I'd like it to be.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER
0:12:39 > 0:12:42You've all argued your case very well.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44I don't want to put children who climb slides.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47It's specifically the parents, Frank. I'm not blaming the children.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I realise that, but I'm a parent myself, and to be honest,
0:12:50 > 0:12:53when I'm in a playground, I'm just so keen to say,
0:12:53 > 0:12:56"I am with this child and I'm not here on my own",
0:12:56 > 0:13:00that I let him run riot, to be honest.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03And, Kelly, I appreciate your point,
0:13:03 > 0:13:07but I also think that sometimes people overdo the...
0:13:07 > 0:13:09They try to prove a point.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Maybe you're putting a bit too much into it.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13However, I'm struggling to argue against litter.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17So I am going to put people who drop litter into Room 101.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42- Anthony Costa, ladies and gentlemen. - LAUGHTER
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Next category, please.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53OK, it's the Audience Choice now.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57I believe we have Ian Manley in the audience. Where are you, Ian?
0:13:57 > 0:13:58- There you are.- Yeah. - I see a raised hand.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Ian, what would you like to put into Room 101?
0:14:01 > 0:14:05My choice for Room 101 is people on boats,
0:14:05 > 0:14:07er, who happen to think it's necessary
0:14:07 > 0:14:10to actually wave at other people on other boats.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12LAUGHTER
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Do you think you can tell, somebody that's waving,
0:14:15 > 0:14:17whether they have a limp wave...
0:14:17 > 0:14:18LAUGHTER
0:14:18 > 0:14:23I tell you what, I used to drive the old Volkswagen Beetle
0:14:23 > 0:14:27and, if I passed someone else in a Volkswagen Beetle, we would...
0:14:27 > 0:14:30We would both do the little wave, you know?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32And I think it's the same thing, you know.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34It's sort of acknowledging that coincidence.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36"You're on a boat, I'm on a boat.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37"Small world."
0:14:37 > 0:14:39LAUGHTER
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Yes, I can see that point of view
0:14:41 > 0:14:44but I've been on the night bus going through Kilburn at two in the morning
0:14:44 > 0:14:46with other kindred spirits...
0:14:46 > 0:14:47LAUGHTER
0:14:47 > 0:14:51..and I wouldn't actually feel the need to actually wave to any of them,
0:14:51 > 0:14:53as it could be the last wave I ever do.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55LAUGHTER
0:14:55 > 0:14:57I don't feel I can go with this one.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59I just think you are being a bit grumpy.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- HE LAUGHS - I think, in this world,
0:15:01 > 0:15:04where everyone's so frightened of each other
0:15:04 > 0:15:05and people don't speak to their neighbours,
0:15:05 > 0:15:09it's lovely that people feel, when they've got a bit of distance,
0:15:09 > 0:15:11that they can wave at people.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15So I am not going to put people who wave from boats into Room 101.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16But it's still...
0:15:16 > 0:15:19It was a very fine choice, though, so what about a big hand for Ian?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28OK, let's have our next category.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Ah, modern life.
0:15:35 > 0:15:40So what about modern life winds up Kelly Hoppen?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Loo roll covers. I hate them.
0:15:47 > 0:15:52First of all, it's like almost sort of creating a shrine to a loo roll.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I don't know why anybody would want to sort of draw attention to it.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59And she just... I mean, I just think it's the height of kitsch, this.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- I absolutely loathe it. It really annoys me.- Oh, wow.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- Yeah.- I remember my grandma had one. It was a flamenco doll.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I was just going to say, flamenco was a big thing.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11I think she could stand in two upright toilet rolls.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13It was a big flamenco dress.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I mean, I think the idea is that the toilet roll,
0:16:16 > 0:16:18it has unsavoury associations,
0:16:18 > 0:16:20and so...
0:16:20 > 0:16:23LAUGHTER
0:16:23 > 0:16:24No, but it's true.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27You know, you want the extra toilet roll in there,
0:16:27 > 0:16:30because, you know, it's important to know that there is backup.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33This is what I have in my own...
0:16:33 > 0:16:36There you go! I would much rather that. Much better.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39This is what I call my worst-case scenario stand.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41LAUGHTER
0:16:45 > 0:16:48I've never got through more than two in one...
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I think that's perfectly acceptable.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54I just... I think that's just awful.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58If you accept that toilet roll covers are to, sort of,
0:16:58 > 0:17:03hide the toilet roll, what a stupid idea is this one?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05LAUGHTER
0:17:07 > 0:17:11If I went to someone's house, I would use THAT.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14I've got a celebrity toilet roll cover.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19LAUGHTER
0:17:19 > 0:17:21That's evil.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23I don't think she's OFFICIALLY been declared evil.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Can I ask, what do you do in your toilet?
0:17:28 > 0:17:32LAUGHTER
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Tell you what. I hope somebody's just switched on at that moment.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38I just have, like, a big, glass dish,
0:17:38 > 0:17:40which is from the floor up, like that,
0:17:40 > 0:17:41and it's just full of loo rolls.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43How many have you got in there, would you say?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Probably about eight.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47What are you getting through a week?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49LAUGHTER
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Average week. Two meals in a day.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55I used to live alone.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58I would be hard pushed to get through a toilet roll
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- every two weeks.- Oh, here we go!
0:18:00 > 0:18:04In fact, if I was hard pushed, I probably wouldn't get through one!
0:18:04 > 0:18:08LAUGHTER
0:18:08 > 0:18:12But my girlfriend moves in and now we get through about five a week.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15She'll say to me - honestly, I've seen her do this -
0:18:15 > 0:18:17she'll stand like this and she'll say,
0:18:17 > 0:18:20"Yeah, I'm just going to have a quick pee."
0:18:20 > 0:18:22A quick pee?!
0:18:22 > 0:18:27So she'll have about this much on her hand,
0:18:27 > 0:18:30and then she'll say, "Right, I'll just go and have a quick pee."
0:18:30 > 0:18:33I think, "There's no need to use the toilet!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35"You could just pee into your hand!"
0:18:35 > 0:18:38LAUGHTER
0:18:38 > 0:18:41It would be sufficiently absorbent!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45OK, then.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47What doesn't Miles like about the modern world?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53I have a control button here.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57LAUGHTER
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Very good!
0:18:59 > 0:19:03I really have a problem with automated doors,
0:19:03 > 0:19:06particularly this... This is a fine example. Sliding doors.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10I have a... Perhaps it's because I grew up around normal doors,
0:19:10 > 0:19:13I'm naturally more attuned to them. But sliding doors...
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Not the film. I've got no problem with the film.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18But I...
0:19:18 > 0:19:19LAUGHTER
0:19:19 > 0:19:24For instance, on trains, you're surrounded by sliding doors.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26They don't even have an industry standard,
0:19:26 > 0:19:28so you get to the end of the carriage and think,
0:19:28 > 0:19:30"Is this one of the ones with a button? No, it's the one with..."
0:19:30 > 0:19:33and you jump around for ages, or there's a concealed thing,
0:19:33 > 0:19:36a button that maybe opens, or it's touch-sensitive,
0:19:36 > 0:19:38or it's a proper button. And then, having got through the door,
0:19:38 > 0:19:41you get to the lavatory. You're bursting to go to the lavatory.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44It takes absolutely ages for the door to open.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46You get in, you think, "Thank goodness me, I'm in the loo."
0:19:46 > 0:19:49You're about to... You think, "I've got to wait for the door to close."
0:19:49 > 0:19:52And that's another six or seven seconds. I think that is the moment
0:19:52 > 0:19:55when most people wet themselves on public transport.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57There is nothing wrong with normal doors.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59These are an abomination.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02They should be consigned to the furnaces of history.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Also, I think, when you make an entrance,
0:20:04 > 0:20:07it's great with electric doors, don't you think?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09When you come up and they go, "Swoosh!" And you walk in.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Especially with smoke behind. - Yeah, fantastic.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Whereas a door, you've got to do this,
0:20:13 > 0:20:17and it's cumbersome and everything. That's good for an entrance.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19That's brilliant. I never look at anything and think,
0:20:19 > 0:20:22"Would that be any good for an entrance?"
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I'm all for sort of gadgetry
0:20:25 > 0:20:28that doesn't really achieve anything, or isn't necessary.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Er, why?
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Can I persuade you into automatic things that we don't need?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35What about this?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37This is for people...
0:20:37 > 0:20:40who like bursting bubble wrap but there's no bubble wrap around.
0:20:40 > 0:20:45- Oh, I love them!- It's an electric bubble wrap thing, so...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47DEVICE CLICKS
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Does it feel like proper?
0:20:49 > 0:20:50- It's not quite the same.- No.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Never is, is it, the machine?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54LAUGHTER
0:20:57 > 0:20:59What do you imagine that is?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Oh, is it...? It's one of those things for measuring flutes.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04LAUGHTER
0:21:04 > 0:21:08This is an actual commercially available gadget.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11You know when you have to press control-alt-delete?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14LAUGHTER
0:21:14 > 0:21:16It's for doing that.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21How brilliant!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23They are examples... They are technologies that are working.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25I mean, they're successful at what they do.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Sliding doors only create havoc.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30The thing is, if you didn't have automatic doors,
0:21:30 > 0:21:33you wouldn't have had this very, very lovely moment.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37CHUCKLING
0:21:42 > 0:21:45LAUGHTER
0:21:47 > 0:21:49That's so cruel!
0:21:54 > 0:21:58OK. What doesn't Vernon like about modern life?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06The decline of kids' games,
0:22:06 > 0:22:09because now our kids are turning into finger-sweepers.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12You know, they just sit on iPads and phones.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15It's the fact that kids are sitting on their backsides
0:22:15 > 0:22:17and using their fingers to play games,
0:22:17 > 0:22:20instead of getting out on the street and playing hide-and-seek,
0:22:20 > 0:22:22tig, British bulldog.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25And, you know, it's games like that on the decline, Frank,
0:22:25 > 0:22:29that have turned this country upside-down.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31We played a game at school, this is absolutely true,
0:22:31 > 0:22:34called British Bull Snog.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36And it would be boys versus girls.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38The girls would line up and we'd be ready
0:22:38 > 0:22:41and they had to run to the other side, and if we caught them,
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- we got to...snog them. - There you go.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- Yeah.- There you go.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Unfortunately, I was the caretaker.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48I shouldn't really have been...
0:22:48 > 0:22:51LAUGHTER
0:22:51 > 0:22:54No, we did. That was a game we played.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Yeah, there's all kinds.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58We used to play a game called Chainy, where, once again,
0:22:58 > 0:23:00one kid would be "it", and then you'd tig someone else
0:23:00 > 0:23:03and then you'd hold hands, and then you'd run around together
0:23:03 > 0:23:06and try and tig someone else, and then they'd join the chain,
0:23:06 > 0:23:09and then the chain would end when everyone kind of trapped
0:23:09 > 0:23:12the last kid in the corner of the playground, and then, you know...
0:23:12 > 0:23:15I played that for four and a half hours with the Dalai Lama.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17LAUGHTER
0:23:20 > 0:23:23So you generally think it's better to do the real thing
0:23:23 > 0:23:25than to do some sort of Internet version of it?
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Yeah, cos, you know...
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Then how do you explain this?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Oh!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Before we go any further, can I just say...
0:23:35 > 0:23:37..that that is still available.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38LAUGHTER
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- And it really is quality family entertainment.- No, but...
0:23:41 > 0:23:43It will bring the family together, Frank,
0:23:43 > 0:23:46in a social situation where you can sit and chat
0:23:46 > 0:23:49and find the top answer in the surveys we've carried out.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51LAUGHTER
0:23:51 > 0:23:54I think this was the beginning of the end, wasn't it, for that,
0:23:54 > 0:23:56was the Pop-O-Matic dice shaker.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Do you remember that?- Yeah.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02When people, kids were too lazy to shake a dice...
0:24:02 > 0:24:03LAUGHTER
0:24:03 > 0:24:06But I think that's also a practical innovation,
0:24:06 > 0:24:10- so that you don't lose your die. - I never thought of that.- Yeah.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12For instance, if you run a remote youth hostel,
0:24:12 > 0:24:14and someone steals the dice...
0:24:16 > 0:24:18LAUGHTER
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Skipping.- Skipping! - Oh, I love skipping.- Skipping, yeah.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Did you skip at school? The boys didn't really skip, did they?
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- I still skip.- What about this for skipping for the 21st century?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31It's the ultimate cardio workout.
0:24:31 > 0:24:36It's what boxes and athletes do to get in shape for competition.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40But it's just not that easy for the rest of us.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41UNTIL NOW!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Introducing Cardio Jump,
0:24:43 > 0:24:46the fat-blasting, heart-pumping, body-shaping workout
0:24:46 > 0:24:48that everyone can do.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Cardio jump's ropeless design makes it easy
0:24:50 > 0:24:54and delivers all the same benefits as jumping rope - without the rope!
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Brilliant!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58In case you were wondering, this is it.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Oh, come on, Kelly - show us!
0:25:00 > 0:25:02This is the actual machine.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03- Do you want to show us, Kelly?- I do.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07- I've never done this before. - Well, it's not that difficult!
0:25:07 > 0:25:08LAUGHTER
0:25:14 > 0:25:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:19 > 0:25:23I have to say, it's not quite as satisfactory, actually,
0:25:23 > 0:25:25than having the rope go round.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Yeah, but, as it says, skipping is quite hard. You do get the same...
0:25:28 > 0:25:30You know, you can do that thing -
0:25:30 > 0:25:32you know when you see people doing that one?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- And then you could cross. - And then you'd cross.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37LAUGHTER
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Can I say now, I'm slightly out of control.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43One of these could hit me round the face at any time.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46So the old-fashioned skipping rope...
0:25:46 > 0:25:47It's just so people...
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Why play the real thing when you can play it on the Internet?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Well, then you've got all them arguments
0:25:52 > 0:25:54about our kids getting fat and, "Oh, obesity is rife."
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Yeah, it's cos they're sat on the sofa just doing this.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59You don't burn many calories whilst you're sweeping,
0:25:59 > 0:26:01playing Fruit Ninja. You know what I mean?
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Go and get your dad's axe out of the garage.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Throw some apples up and try and slice them in half.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09You know, that's REAL Fruit Ninja!
0:26:09 > 0:26:13And remember, children, please don't try that at home.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15I wonder if it is health and safety
0:26:15 > 0:26:17that's put a stop to some of these kids' games.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19- It must be! - Do you remember the compass game?
0:26:19 > 0:26:22You used to get a compass and hold your hand like that.
0:26:24 > 0:26:29It was like self-harming, but with an element of chance!
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- Yeah. My brother used to play that. - You couldn't do that now!
0:26:32 > 0:26:34I agree. Board games. Fantastic.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Board games. But you can get them on your tablet now.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Board games don't keep you very fit, do they?
0:26:39 > 0:26:42No, but they bring children together, you know.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44We used to play Monopoly. We used to play forever.
0:26:44 > 0:26:49In Monopoly, it's a game where you learn to cheat the bank, you know.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Surely that's a skill everyone should be learning these days!
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Yes. Well, even bullying now is all done on the Internet.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Yeah, exactly!
0:26:57 > 0:26:59At least when you were being bullied,
0:26:59 > 0:27:01you used to get a bit of fresh air!
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Do kids still pretend to be people?
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Like when we were at school, you know,
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- we'd be Doctor Who one week and then the Saint.- Yeah, yeah.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13We had an incident at our house
0:27:13 > 0:27:16that involved, er, the police coming round,
0:27:16 > 0:27:20and me...me cleaning another man's blood off my patio.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Um...
0:27:21 > 0:27:23What were you playing? Brookside?
0:27:23 > 0:27:27LAUGHTER
0:27:27 > 0:27:30No. What happened was there was a dramatic incident
0:27:30 > 0:27:31at our house, in our garden.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Two police ladies came and they were sort of taking statements,
0:27:34 > 0:27:37and then my oldest son suddenly appeared at the door
0:27:37 > 0:27:39and sort of coughed, and we all turned round,
0:27:39 > 0:27:41and he'd gone and dressed as a policeman.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46He'd got this great helmet, and he goes,
0:27:46 > 0:27:48"If you hit the top of my helmet, there's a siren."
0:27:50 > 0:27:53You have to have some things that kids do on the Internet
0:27:53 > 0:27:57that they don't do in the real world. I think that's acceptable.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59I could imagine you at your house saying,
0:27:59 > 0:28:01"Never mind playing Grand Theft Auto!
0:28:01 > 0:28:04"Go joyriding! Go on!
0:28:04 > 0:28:07"Go on, have that."
0:28:07 > 0:28:11So, anyway, I don't feel I can accept automatic doors,
0:28:11 > 0:28:13because I love any bit of...
0:28:13 > 0:28:17anything that makes me feel like I'm living in the 21st Century.
0:28:17 > 0:28:21I think toilet roll covers are quite a nice thing,
0:28:21 > 0:28:25because toilet rolls are fine, but you can't get round the fact
0:28:25 > 0:28:29that they get involved in some pretty unpleasant activities,
0:28:29 > 0:28:33and I'd rather that was just, you know, kept under cover.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35So I am going to put...
0:28:35 > 0:28:36LAUGHTER
0:28:36 > 0:28:39..modern children's games into Room 101.
0:28:39 > 0:28:40Yeah!
0:28:40 > 0:28:44APPLAUSE
0:28:51 > 0:28:53Next category, please.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01OK, it's the Wildcard round, so there are no restraints.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03You can pick ANYTHING that you don't like.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06So what is Kelly's wildcard?
0:29:11 > 0:29:13My pet hate is tradesmen.
0:29:13 > 0:29:17So you're ringing up to have Sky come round, BT, a plumber,
0:29:17 > 0:29:19an electrician, and they give you a date,
0:29:19 > 0:29:22and they say they'll come between 9am and 6pm.
0:29:22 > 0:29:23They turn up at 5.50pm
0:29:23 > 0:29:26and then they don't have the parts to fix your...whatever it is.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29Yeah. That's a good one.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Do you know, the AA are better.
0:29:33 > 0:29:34- They're brilliant.- Yeah.
0:29:34 > 0:29:36The AA, if you break down, they ALWAYS turn up.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38But you can't break down and they say,
0:29:38 > 0:29:40"We'll be there between nine and six."
0:29:42 > 0:29:45We all work. We're all busy. Why can they not say to you,
0:29:45 > 0:29:48"I'll either call you an hour before I'm going to get to your home",
0:29:48 > 0:29:51so it gives you time to leave and get back?
0:29:51 > 0:29:53And most of the time you tell them kind of what's wrong.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56You'd think they would have a van full of what they need,
0:29:56 > 0:29:57not that they have to go and order it,
0:29:57 > 0:30:00then you have to wait another three weeks for somebody to turn up.
0:30:00 > 0:30:03It's just ... That is not the 20th century.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05- No... - LAUGHTER
0:30:05 > 0:30:08- It's the 21st century. - Sorry, the 21st!
0:30:08 > 0:30:11APPLAUSE
0:30:11 > 0:30:12I am dyslexic.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15That's the trouble. That's why they don't deliver on time.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20You live in a time vortex.
0:30:20 > 0:30:21I love it.
0:30:21 > 0:30:27I've got some pictures of tradesmen, sort of, building, um...
0:30:27 > 0:30:31I don't want to call them mistakes, but let's say unsatisfactory jobs.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35The first one I like to call "The Trapped Fridge".
0:30:36 > 0:30:38LAUGHTER
0:30:38 > 0:30:41That was actually fitted in someone's kitchen.
0:30:43 > 0:30:44That is awesome.
0:30:44 > 0:30:48The next one, I think, in a strange way, is very inventive.
0:30:50 > 0:30:52LAUGHTER
0:30:56 > 0:30:59And when the door's shut, you can hand the toilet roll through.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02- There you go.- Perfect!
0:31:02 > 0:31:05OK, what is Vernon's wildcard?
0:31:11 > 0:31:13Three-quarter length shorts.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17What is the point?
0:31:17 > 0:31:19You go on holiday
0:31:19 > 0:31:21and you wear a short
0:31:21 > 0:31:23that tans your lower calf.
0:31:25 > 0:31:29And the majority of three-quarter length shorts
0:31:29 > 0:31:33have elasticated bottoms to stop the water from going up your leg,
0:31:33 > 0:31:36should you choose to go for a walk in the sea.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39I just do not understand.
0:31:39 > 0:31:43It's often sort of British lads abroad, isn't it?
0:31:43 > 0:31:46Often more used to stop the water coming down your leg.
0:31:49 > 0:31:50Yes.
0:31:50 > 0:31:54I mean, I've been to a lot of overseas games with England,
0:31:54 > 0:32:00and you see a lot of England fans with those slip-on white trainers
0:32:00 > 0:32:03and the three-quarter length shorts. I think these are people
0:32:03 > 0:32:06that only wear long trousers for court appearances.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11We've got a picture of some of these shorts.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13There you go. Look at that.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15That was, er, that was my stag do.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20I wonder if they are full length
0:32:20 > 0:32:23but they rise up every time they do that...
0:32:24 > 0:32:27LAUGHTER
0:32:29 > 0:32:32I'm sure we'll see plenty of that at the Brazil World Cup in Rio.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36LAUGHTER
0:32:39 > 0:32:42Now, you famously wore shorts, didn't you, on Splash?
0:32:42 > 0:32:45Look at that. Now, that's a man's short!
0:32:45 > 0:32:47I got a lot of grief for wearing shorts.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Well, it's very unusual to see a presenter wearing shorts.
0:32:49 > 0:32:51That's why I got a lot of grief.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54At least I didn't wear THEM bad boys! I'd look like a right buffoon.
0:32:54 > 0:32:58In fairness, you don't see the espadrille enough, do you, on, er...
0:32:58 > 0:33:00- LAUGHTER - No, you're right.
0:33:00 > 0:33:04..early evening entertainment formats.
0:33:04 > 0:33:08OK. So what is Miles's wildcard?
0:33:12 > 0:33:15I really don't like loud noises.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19I'm quite a jumpy person.
0:33:19 > 0:33:24I'm not...you know, I'm not as brave as I initially appear.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26Er, I... So I...
0:33:26 > 0:33:28You must be THAT brave, at least!
0:33:31 > 0:33:33I think the vast majority of noises
0:33:33 > 0:33:36are either far too quiet or far too noisy. Right?
0:33:36 > 0:33:38I went to see the doctor.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41I said, "There is something wrong with my ears",
0:33:41 > 0:33:44and what happened was I had the whole hearing test
0:33:44 > 0:33:45and the lady sat me down afterwards
0:33:45 > 0:33:48and goes, "Right, I've got the results.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52"You have completely normal hearing.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54"What I think you have...
0:33:54 > 0:33:56"is above average irritability."
0:33:56 > 0:34:00LAUGHTER
0:34:00 > 0:34:04There should basically be a decibel limit on any sort of new invention.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06I mean, those Dyson Airblades, is that what they're...?
0:34:06 > 0:34:09They are absolutely deafening!
0:34:09 > 0:34:10The hand dryer?
0:34:10 > 0:34:12I would happily stand in, not for, like, a whole day,
0:34:12 > 0:34:14but I would happily just let people
0:34:14 > 0:34:17silently dry their hands on my trousers, rather than...
0:34:17 > 0:34:19LAUGHTER
0:34:19 > 0:34:22..rather than inflict that on anyone. It's an appalling noise.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24I think you're somewhat grumpy.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:34:31 > 0:34:33How are you with car alarms?
0:34:33 > 0:34:35Well, I've found a way now of disabling them,
0:34:35 > 0:34:37so it's not really a... You know, I can...
0:34:37 > 0:34:40steal most things. Um...
0:34:40 > 0:34:41Do you know there's a sort of a...
0:34:41 > 0:34:44a little cult now, where people dance to car alarms?
0:34:44 > 0:34:47- Oh, really?- Yeah. Get a load of this.
0:34:50 > 0:34:56WHOOPING ALARM
0:34:56 > 0:35:00PERCUSSIVE ALARM
0:35:00 > 0:35:05LOOPING ALARM
0:35:05 > 0:35:10RISING ALARM
0:35:10 > 0:35:15HONKING ALARM
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Oh, brilliant!
0:35:17 > 0:35:20APPLAUSE
0:35:20 > 0:35:25Sometimes loud noises can be very comedic, you know,
0:35:25 > 0:35:27like when you surprise somebody.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29For example, this is a bit from the Internet,
0:35:29 > 0:35:33and this girl's dad is doing the washing-up for a change,
0:35:33 > 0:35:36so she thought she'd surprise him with a bit of a loud noise.
0:35:36 > 0:35:40GIRL SCREAMS
0:35:40 > 0:35:43SHOCKED LAUGHTER
0:35:47 > 0:35:49You have to, er... You have to be...
0:35:49 > 0:35:53You have to be a BIT careful when you're going to do that.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55We have to see that again, don't we?
0:35:55 > 0:35:56AUDIENCE: Yeah!
0:35:56 > 0:35:58GIRL SCREAMS
0:35:58 > 0:36:01LAUGHTER
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Oh, that's so awful!
0:36:10 > 0:36:11OK. Well, look,
0:36:11 > 0:36:14although I'm very frightened of the people
0:36:14 > 0:36:16who wear those three-quarter length shorts,
0:36:16 > 0:36:18I don't feel I can put them in,
0:36:18 > 0:36:22otherwise there'd be nine people at the next England away game.
0:36:22 > 0:36:23True. All right.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26And I agree that loud noises can be a real pain,
0:36:26 > 0:36:29but some of them are also quite exciting,
0:36:29 > 0:36:34and they can get people hit with trays, so that's...
0:36:34 > 0:36:37I wouldn't like to have missed out on that.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39But I have to say, Kelly, you're quite right,
0:36:39 > 0:36:41things are getting worse and worse
0:36:41 > 0:36:44on the tradesmen-coming-to-your-house front.
0:36:44 > 0:36:45I don't speak to the builders much,
0:36:45 > 0:36:48cos my Polish is a bit hit-and-miss.
0:36:48 > 0:36:49LAUGHTER
0:36:49 > 0:36:50But, um...
0:36:51 > 0:36:54..I always think that they are...
0:36:54 > 0:36:56they're going to be more male than me
0:36:56 > 0:36:59and I'm going to, you know, feel a bit...
0:36:59 > 0:37:02Like, when I come in and say, "Anyone want elderflower presse?"...
0:37:02 > 0:37:04LAUGHTER
0:37:04 > 0:37:07..there's a sort of hostility, so I-I get a bit...
0:37:07 > 0:37:11I get anxious when I've got people working at mine.
0:37:11 > 0:37:15So I am going to put tradesmen in the home into Room 101.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18APPLAUSE
0:37:28 > 0:37:30And that brings us to the end of the show.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33Well done, Vernon, you were the most persuasive guest tonight,
0:37:33 > 0:37:35so you are this week's winner.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:37:42 > 0:37:45Thanks very much to Miles Jupp, Vernon Kay and Kelly Hoppen,
0:37:45 > 0:37:47and thank you, goodnight!