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0:00:21 > 0:00:26APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:31 > 0:00:35Hello, I'm Frank Skinner and welcome to Room 101.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38The show where three guests compete to get their pet hates

0:00:38 > 0:00:42exiled for ever to the dark vault that is Room 101.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44They'll have to argue their case well

0:00:44 > 0:00:46because, in each round, only one item can be chosen.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48The final decision is mine.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Let's meet this week's guests.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Joining me tonight are remarkable man, Nigel Havers,

0:00:52 > 0:00:54remarkable nan, Catherine Tate,

0:00:54 > 0:00:56and remarkable tan, Rylan Clark-Neal.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58CHEERING

0:01:00 > 0:01:01I'll take it.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04I'll take that.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05BELL DINGS

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Let's get ready to grumble. LAUGHTER

0:01:07 > 0:01:09And let's see what's winding up Catherine.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Yes.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21Minimiser bras. Now, look, I've got quite big boobs,

0:01:21 > 0:01:25and it's very difficult to find bras that are...

0:01:25 > 0:01:30sort of, nice and sexy looking, when they're holding up boulders.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35And when the Wonderbra sensation came out,

0:01:35 > 0:01:38the ladies with the opposite problem got this great invention,

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Wonderbra, because Wonderbras get your boobs,

0:01:41 > 0:01:43push them up - like this -

0:01:43 > 0:01:46and, aptly named,

0:01:46 > 0:01:48because I tried one on...

0:01:48 > 0:01:49I did wonder.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53I wondered where my face had gone, for a start.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Now, someone's had the temerity...

0:01:59 > 0:02:02..to bring out a bra that says to ladies with big boobs,

0:02:02 > 0:02:05"Not only have you got to diminish them,

0:02:05 > 0:02:08"we're going to make them... this piece of underwear

0:02:08 > 0:02:09"so unattractive...

0:02:09 > 0:02:13"you're very unlikely to find a partner, anyway.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16"And if you do, it'd be much better if you kept your anorak on."

0:02:16 > 0:02:18And the way they do it,

0:02:18 > 0:02:20I don't think they've quite worked it through,

0:02:20 > 0:02:21is they've obviously gone,

0:02:21 > 0:02:24"Look, what we'll do is... get your boobs,

0:02:24 > 0:02:26"shove them under your arms."

0:02:28 > 0:02:30- And that's how they work. - APPLAUSE

0:02:33 > 0:02:36So although one could argue

0:02:36 > 0:02:39you get a slightly flatter profile,

0:02:39 > 0:02:41makes it very difficult to wave!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Cos your boobs are, like, under there!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Like, "Hi, how are you?"

0:02:46 > 0:02:48I'll be honest with you now.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Did you not know they existed?

0:02:50 > 0:02:51I did not know they existed.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55So I've researched the minimiser bra.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58I have some bullet points, but, um...

0:02:58 > 0:03:00I dare say it'll flatten those out.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04"A minimiser bra does not reduce the size of your breasts -

0:03:04 > 0:03:07"it minimises your breast projection.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08"Instead of pointed breasts,

0:03:08 > 0:03:13"the minimiser bra changes the breast shape to a more firmly held mound."

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Yes - under your arms!

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Yes. Isn't that what President Kennedy was shot from?

0:03:23 > 0:03:27"The cup shape is designed with a wider diameter

0:03:27 > 0:03:29"and a shorter projection,

0:03:29 > 0:03:32"your malleable breast tissue is flattened

0:03:32 > 0:03:34"and moved more under your arms,

0:03:34 > 0:03:36"towards your centre cleavage,

0:03:36 > 0:03:40"up your chest and down towards your waist."

0:03:40 > 0:03:41It's, sort of, the...

0:03:43 > 0:03:47It's the socialist ideal of the redistribution of assets.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Yes.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52- We have a picture of you on the town, just...- Don't.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54- ..just to illustrate. - What do you mean?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56- You what?- Looking glamorous.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Oh, my God!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01WOLF WHISTLES FROM CROWD

0:04:01 > 0:04:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:03 > 0:04:05- Take it off!- You look great.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Take it off!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Take it down!- OK, take it down.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11I think you look... I think it looks fantastic.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13I think it looks fantastic.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16This is the thing - most men think that women should dress like that...

0:04:16 > 0:04:17going to Sainsbury's. Don't you?

0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Yes.- If that photograph of me is a good thing,

0:04:22 > 0:04:25cos I was definitely not wearing in minimiser bra in that shot.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27- You weren't.- No, I wasn't.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30But, the worrying thing was, I wasn't wearing a Wonderbra.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33What were you wearing?

0:04:33 > 0:04:36There was just two very short men stood underneath me,

0:04:36 > 0:04:38holding them up, that they've cropped out of the top.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42I'm not condemning anyone who wears a minimiser -

0:04:42 > 0:04:44I wear minimiser pants.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I...

0:04:50 > 0:04:52I don't. I don't, actually.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53I do.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Do you remember, about a year ago, there was this mad phase of the...?

0:05:00 > 0:05:04It was called the "pen boob challenge," on the internet.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Is it, you have to put your boob up

0:05:06 > 0:05:08and, if you can hold...?

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- A pen.- Yeah, a pen or a pencil under it.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14I'll give you a fairly...

0:05:14 > 0:05:16- There's...- What?!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18That's quite a daring photo for you to put up there.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- It is.- Another one of mine.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21THEY LAUGH

0:05:22 > 0:05:26This woman just took it a tad further.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33APPLAUSE

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Another one of yours?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42It's like a Dyson Halloween campaign.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Anyway...

0:05:48 > 0:05:51what's winding up Nigel?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56CHEERING AND JEERING

0:05:56 > 0:06:00APPLAUSE

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Ooh!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04It's, of course, nothing personal.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Oh, no(!)- No.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08He represents a lot of politicians

0:06:08 > 0:06:10who pretend to be one thing...

0:06:10 > 0:06:12And he's the worst offender at this, in my book...

0:06:12 > 0:06:14He pretends to be one thing, when, in fact,

0:06:14 > 0:06:16he's something completely different.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18He says he's a Labour...you know...

0:06:18 > 0:06:20but, in fact, he's a Marxist.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21- We know that.- A what?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23A Marxist.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25I'll explain what it is after the show.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28For instance, he doesn't agree with sugar,

0:06:28 > 0:06:30but he makes jam.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34How's it going so far?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38He said, "I'm going to be new, I'm going to have...

0:06:38 > 0:06:41"I'm going to lead the party, it's the end of...

0:06:41 > 0:06:43"of politics as we know it.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45"It'll be kind politics."

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Kind politics? Have you seen the party he runs?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50- It's in ruins at the moment... - Well, I think it's...

0:06:50 > 0:06:53..and I'm a Labour supporter, in many ways.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54- Seriously.- Sorry?

0:06:57 > 0:06:59BELL DINGS

0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Are you all right? - Don't send me a curveball, Nigel.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09However many people say, "You're not fit to run this party,"

0:07:09 > 0:07:11he's not going to move aside,

0:07:11 > 0:07:13which I think is a little selfish of him.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Well, he does keep getting voted in

0:07:15 > 0:07:18by an enormous majority of the membership.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Can I just say, my mum said I would never end up on Newsnight

0:07:23 > 0:07:24but, Mum, I'm really close!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28So close.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31I can imagine you ending up on Newsnight as a topic.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37I mean, I'm not massively shocked

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- that you've chosen Jeremy Corbyn. - Really?

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Well, you know, you're Nigel Havers, for goodness' sake.- Yeah.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45If you'd chosen cravats, I would have been gobsmacked.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49He doesn't preach what he says.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51You can't say, "I'm home making jam,"

0:07:51 > 0:07:53then you say, "I don't agree with sugar."

0:07:53 > 0:07:54What the hell is that all about?

0:07:54 > 0:07:57I'm surprised this is the policy you've picked on.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Let's bring us all in,

0:08:01 > 0:08:04because I've got another thing that makes me love Jeremy Corbyn.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05And this is a...

0:08:05 > 0:08:07I mean, they love a photo opportunity,

0:08:07 > 0:08:09don't they, politicians? That's one of their things.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11They're holding a child,

0:08:11 > 0:08:13they're standing next to some...

0:08:13 > 0:08:17But this is one of my favourite politician photo opportunities.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- That's one of my favourites an' all.- Yeah.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26- He's got your vote.- I mean...

0:08:28 > 0:08:31He's not gone, "No, I'm not going to...

0:08:31 > 0:08:33"I'm not going to not expose myself...!"

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Well...

0:08:36 > 0:08:40He said, "I'm not going to not take this photo."

0:08:40 > 0:08:42If you look at that, that is the face of a man

0:08:42 > 0:08:46who's aware of 200 years of British comedy tradition.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50He knows he's holding comedy in his hands there.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53This is what he said about this photo opportunity

0:08:53 > 0:08:54when asked about it.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55He said...

0:09:00 > 0:09:01"His was a pathetic little banana,

0:09:01 > 0:09:03"and I have got a massive marrow."

0:09:05 > 0:09:07APPLAUSE

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Well, one thing I like about him

0:09:12 > 0:09:14is he's spent a lot of his time, I think,

0:09:14 > 0:09:18in smoky rooms, in council buildings and stuff like that,

0:09:18 > 0:09:20and now, suddenly, he's been thrust on the main stage,

0:09:20 > 0:09:24and he isn't always as slick and professional as he could be.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27On one of his first major speeches, for example,

0:09:27 > 0:09:29they read from an Autocue,

0:09:29 > 0:09:32so they have the speech going up on a screen,

0:09:32 > 0:09:37and you get the occasional stage direction on there

0:09:37 > 0:09:40and the idea is that you're not supposed to read those out.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Here's Jeremy.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46We need to be investing in skills,

0:09:46 > 0:09:48investing in our young people,

0:09:48 > 0:09:51and, strong message here...

0:09:51 > 0:09:54- LAUGHTER - ..not cutting student numbers.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57APPLAUSE

0:09:57 > 0:10:01- Actually, I find that quite endearing, actually.- Yeah, me, too.

0:10:01 > 0:10:06- I do, I have to say.- There's been so many flashy, slick politicians,

0:10:06 > 0:10:08I like the fact that he wears sandals and socks.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12He's like... Well, he's probably not a breath of fresh air, but...

0:10:12 > 0:10:14We have a picture of him in his...

0:10:16 > 0:10:18There's the sandals.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20It did make me think though,

0:10:20 > 0:10:22he's got sandals, like Jesus,

0:10:22 > 0:10:23he's got a beard, like Jesus,

0:10:23 > 0:10:26he's got the same initials as Jesus...

0:10:27 > 0:10:30..and, like Jesus, his friends call him Jezza.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33- It's only the jam thing that separates them.- It is.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Let's find out what is winding up Rylan.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49APPLAUSE

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Low ceilings, Frank.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55As a man...

0:10:56 > 0:10:58..I am six foot three, six foot four,

0:10:58 > 0:11:00- depending on what boots I've got on...- OK.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04..and every day is a struggle for me.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Whether I'll be, you know, walking along the road,

0:11:07 > 0:11:09there could be a branch.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Whether I'm on a plane...

0:11:12 > 0:11:15That is a self-portrait, of myself, on the screen now.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17But, more importantly,

0:11:17 > 0:11:22I feel that I have a constant groove in the top of my head

0:11:22 > 0:11:24from doorframes.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27I've had to have the doorframes in my house raised.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29- Really?- Yeah.- Wow. - Because it just don't work.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Especially when the hair's up.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34Have you considered...

0:11:34 > 0:11:36ducking?

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Frank, I don't consider it,

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- I am a professional ducker!- OK.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47APPLAUSE

0:11:47 > 0:11:50I duck morning, noon and night.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52Respect.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54But I don't enjoy it.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56I just... I don't.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59And the worst one, as much as I love meeting people,

0:11:59 > 0:12:01but it's when people ask you for the photo.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05- Hm.- Because I stand up, and they're there.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09And their accomplice, who takes the photo,

0:12:09 > 0:12:10is also there.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15So, to not look like this in a photo...

0:12:17 > 0:12:21..I have invented the lean and dip,

0:12:21 > 0:12:23which is...

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Catherine, can I borrow you a second?

0:12:25 > 0:12:28So, if you come over... See, you're not too bad, actually.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29If you come here for me...

0:12:29 > 0:12:31and I'll come this side and I'll do this.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35This leg goes to the left and I'll do that out the shot.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40So, it looks like...

0:12:40 > 0:12:42we're friends,

0:12:42 > 0:12:44but I have to lean out,

0:12:44 > 0:12:47and you can vouch - you have to take my body weight.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Yes!

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Yeah, so they've got to do their core strength.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53It's every day.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55It's beautifully done, that, I must say.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Thank you. I've practised for a while now.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Just the geometry of it, I enjoyed.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02I mean, could you just add more gel?

0:13:02 > 0:13:07- It's not...- Like...the top deck of a bus.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Let's talk about the top deck of a bus.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12It all goes on on the top deck of a bus.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14That's where you want to be on a bus, you know?

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- LAUGHTER - You do.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19- You're right, though. You're right. - Do you know what I mean?

0:13:19 > 0:13:22I mean, I'm not going to lie, I've not been on a bus for years.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23- But... - LAUGHTER

0:13:25 > 0:13:27I'm being serious.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30If I wanted to get on a bus, I'd want to get on the top deck...

0:13:31 > 0:13:33..but I'll get up them stairs,

0:13:33 > 0:13:35and I'll probably be three away from the top,

0:13:35 > 0:13:36and that's it.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38So, the next step is that.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42The step before the actual floor is that.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47And then, when I'm actually on the top deck, I'm like that.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51LAUGHTER

0:13:51 > 0:13:53APPLAUSE

0:13:58 > 0:13:59It's hard. It's tough.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02APPLAUSE

0:14:02 > 0:14:05You try doing that when it's moving.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07I mean, I've give half of London lap dances,

0:14:07 > 0:14:10I really have.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12What you really need is a tourist bus,

0:14:12 > 0:14:14then you can stand fully.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18Yeah, but then it rains, then the hair. Oh, it's a drama.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- You don't want your face to run.- No.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Believe me, it's run many a time.

0:14:24 > 0:14:29Generally, would you say it was a plus, in life, to be tall?

0:14:29 > 0:14:31At a concert, it comes in handy.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Changing light bulbs? - Light bulbs are fine.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36You can never really enjoy a maze.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37- No.- Would be my guess.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41I did go... I remember...

0:14:41 > 0:14:43I can't even... A good few years back now,

0:14:43 > 0:14:46I went to, like, a holiday site...

0:14:46 > 0:14:49down in Devon, we had a lovely time,

0:14:49 > 0:14:51and there was this, like, sort of, amusement-y park,

0:14:51 > 0:14:53outdoor fun...

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Fun in the farm, whatever it was called.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58And they had this maze and it was like a hedge maze,

0:14:58 > 0:15:00and I've never been in a hedge maze,

0:15:00 > 0:15:03but I always find it quite exciting,

0:15:03 > 0:15:06- the thought of a hedge maze...- Mmm! - ..because it's hedges.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11- Almost always. - Do you know what I mean, though?

0:15:11 > 0:15:14As a child, you think, "Oh, hedge maze!

0:15:14 > 0:15:15"What's in the middle?"

0:15:15 > 0:15:17And I could tell you what was in the middle

0:15:17 > 0:15:19from the gate at the front of the park.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22APPLAUSE

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Can I tell you something? You're six foot...three?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Six foot three, yeah.

0:15:26 > 0:15:27My son, who is four,

0:15:27 > 0:15:29got a certificate for swimming two metres,

0:15:29 > 0:15:31which is...

0:15:31 > 0:15:32less than you.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Anyway, I feel your pain, I must say.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Well, you can physically feel it, if you want.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43I've got that little ridge.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47I'm not going to feel your ridge, I'll trust you on it.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49And I sort of think that the minimiser bra

0:15:49 > 0:15:52goes against everything I believe in.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- And, Nigel...- Hm.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57..I'm not going to put in...

0:15:57 > 0:15:59I knew you wouldn't.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03You argued your case well, but I think he is a breath of fresh air.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04Good, I'm glad.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06I'm beginning to agree with you.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08LAUGHTER

0:16:08 > 0:16:11But I think that the case that has moved me the most,

0:16:11 > 0:16:12and has made me....

0:16:12 > 0:16:15emotionally involved with the argument

0:16:15 > 0:16:16has to be Catherine,

0:16:16 > 0:16:20so I'm going to put minimiser bras into Room 101.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Well done, girl!

0:16:26 > 0:16:29CHEERING

0:16:31 > 0:16:34So, what is...

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Nigel's choice?

0:16:40 > 0:16:41What?!

0:16:41 > 0:16:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:16:44 > 0:16:47My choice is shops at airports.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48- Hm!- To start with,

0:16:48 > 0:16:51they call themselves "duty-free shops" -

0:16:51 > 0:16:53there's nothing free about them at all.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54I know for a fact that,

0:16:54 > 0:16:57if I buy something in a duty-free shop at the airport,

0:16:57 > 0:16:59it's going to be more expensive

0:16:59 > 0:17:02than buying it at the high street at home. That's the first thing.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06And secondly, they make you snake through endless, endless shops.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08You're trying to get to the aeroplane.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10I find it just so frustrating

0:17:10 > 0:17:12and it's full of things you don't want to buy

0:17:12 > 0:17:14cos you're going on holiday anyway!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17The whole thing is a barrage

0:17:17 > 0:17:19of people trying to make money out of you.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21It's expensive enough flying anyway.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22You don't want to spend any more money.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Why can't the airport just be an airport

0:17:24 > 0:17:26where you can just fly to where you want to go?

0:17:26 > 0:17:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:17:33 > 0:17:37I'll admit the duty-free is a strange shop indeed.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40It's, sort of, chocolate, cigarettes,

0:17:40 > 0:17:42perfume, alcohol...

0:17:42 > 0:17:45It's like a, sort of, Loose Women theme park.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49And they sell these...

0:17:49 > 0:17:54This is the most peculiar thing, is the whisky in a box.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Why does that exist?

0:17:59 > 0:18:00I mean, it's not like...

0:18:00 > 0:18:02You know when you get guys on waste ground

0:18:02 > 0:18:04drinking out of brown paper bags,

0:18:04 > 0:18:06is it the sort of...?

0:18:09 > 0:18:14You never see anyone on waste ground drinking out of one of these, ever.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16And is the idea that, if...?

0:18:16 > 0:18:19You know, you've had a bottle of whisky at home in the evening.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Maybe you don't drink the whole thing.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23We've all had nights like that. Quiet nights.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27When you're halfway down and you think,

0:18:27 > 0:18:29"I've had enough now for tonight,"

0:18:29 > 0:18:33do you actually put it back...in the box?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Is that what one does?

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Do you two shop at the airport?

0:18:37 > 0:18:39I LOVE shopping at the airport.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40Do you?

0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Yeah, I love an airport shop. - I love an airport shop.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45But now we've had Brexit,

0:18:45 > 0:18:47does that mean that we get the cheaper price at the airport?

0:18:47 > 0:18:49No, more expensive.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Oh, what's the point?

0:18:53 > 0:18:56It's a very late reaction, if you don't mind me saying.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57You're still buying something

0:18:57 > 0:19:01that's going to be slightly more expensive than it is back at home.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02And also, you've got hand luggage -

0:19:02 > 0:19:05what, you're going to add more to your hand luggage?

0:19:05 > 0:19:07And then the planes don't even let you have them.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08- No, they don't.- Then, they're like,

0:19:08 > 0:19:10"You've got to put it all in one bag."

0:19:10 > 0:19:12It's like, "You could've told me that

0:19:12 > 0:19:14"before I just spent 300 quid in TK Maxx at the airport!"

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Nobody's ever spent 300 quid in TK Maxx.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22What did you do, buy the company?

0:19:24 > 0:19:28All I'm saying is, basically, the airport, now, is a shopping mall,

0:19:28 > 0:19:33which happens to have, in one side of it, some aeroplanes parked up...

0:19:33 > 0:19:35- LAUGHTER - ..to take you somewhere.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37But, basically, it's a huge shopping mall.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39I'll tell you what really annoys me

0:19:39 > 0:19:41about the airport shops at duty-free -

0:19:41 > 0:19:43everyone likes to buy a little aftershave

0:19:43 > 0:19:45or a perfume at the airport, it's what you do. Right?

0:19:45 > 0:19:47It's what you do.

0:19:47 > 0:19:53But why sell 120ml bottles of perfume...

0:19:54 > 0:19:56..for 50 quid?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58And you think, "Bargain, I'll take it."

0:19:58 > 0:19:59You fly out to Spain,

0:19:59 > 0:20:01you put a bit on, "Oh, I smell lovely."

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Come back to Malaga airport,

0:20:03 > 0:20:04"No, can't put that through, 100 mls."

0:20:04 > 0:20:06- "What?!" - LAUGHTER

0:20:06 > 0:20:09All these security, airport security,

0:20:09 > 0:20:11they must be lapping it up.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13They could open a small branch of Boots!

0:20:14 > 0:20:16- He's not just a pretty face. - Thank you.- No.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:20:17 > 0:20:19I've been trying to tell you.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22You can if you check it.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25- Yeah, but sometimes you just have hand luggage.- Oh.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27- Come on, Catherine, you've got about.- Never.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30- No, I always check a bag. - Oh, no, I can't be doing with that.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Oh, I always do.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32No.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34- What, you mean...- I have someone fly ahead with my luggage.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36LAUGHTER

0:20:41 > 0:20:45I like to take back a gift for my partner if I've been away

0:20:45 > 0:20:48and I tend to get them at the airport...

0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Foolish! Foolish man. - ..20 minutes before...

0:20:52 > 0:20:54But then, her face, when she says, "Oh, Frank.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57"Another European plug adaptor."

0:21:01 > 0:21:02It really moves me.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06I never dream of buying one anywhere else.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08I-I just... I always forget it.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10I've got about 19 at home.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12I'll show you what I did.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15I actually... Are you familiar with Battersea Power Station?

0:21:15 > 0:21:17AUDIENCE: Yes.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19We have a picture in case you don't remember it.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23There it is. I actually made one out of two European plug adaptors.

0:21:23 > 0:21:24Oh, look at that!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Absolutely beautiful.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34That's what I do with my spare time.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37So, what is upsetting Rylan?

0:21:40 > 0:21:41This really winds me right up.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Set-up paparazzi shoots.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Obviously, I'm lucky enough, now, to work in this industry

0:21:48 > 0:21:49and I love my job.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53I, personally, don't like having my photo taken,

0:21:53 > 0:21:56but what really winds me up is

0:21:56 > 0:21:59when I do my job on certain other shows

0:21:59 > 0:22:01where I'm talking about, maybe, a bit of gossip that's going on

0:22:01 > 0:22:04and stuff like that, and I've got to say,

0:22:04 > 0:22:08"Oh, did you see this picture of so-and-so in the park,

0:22:08 > 0:22:13"working out, full face of make-up?"

0:22:13 > 0:22:14Or someone looking sad.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Someone looking sad, sitting by the river,

0:22:16 > 0:22:20"Oh, so-and-so since break-up looking sad by the river."

0:22:21 > 0:22:23That's a bit of a worry, isn't it?

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Looking sad by the river?

0:22:26 > 0:22:29- You would think it was a worry..- Yes.- ..but really,

0:22:29 > 0:22:31they're sitting there going, "Have you got that shot yet?"

0:22:31 > 0:22:33"You got that shot yet?

0:22:33 > 0:22:36"Lovely, let's go out and have a nice bit of chicken."

0:22:36 > 0:22:38I hate it!

0:22:38 > 0:22:41And the ones that really wind me up are the working out ones.

0:22:41 > 0:22:42The working out ones.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Like someone, you know, had a little bit of weight,

0:22:44 > 0:22:47and now they've lost the weight to get the DVD.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50And then it's like, oh, you know,

0:22:50 > 0:22:53they're just randomly in the park in a sports bra,

0:22:53 > 0:22:55their hair's been done by a hairdresser,

0:22:55 > 0:22:58up in a high ponytail, you know, perfectly straightened,

0:22:58 > 0:23:01eye make-up, smoky eyes, heavy lip.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05No-one goes to the park with a heavy lip and a high pony.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11Well, in the days when I was a bit more of a tabloid figure,

0:23:11 > 0:23:14a popular Sunday newspaper offered me and my girlfriend, at the time,

0:23:14 > 0:23:18they offered us a free week's holiday in the Caribbean...

0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Here you go. - ..if we'd agree to be photographed,

0:23:20 > 0:23:22- just for an afternoon... - On the beach?

0:23:22 > 0:23:23- ..frolicking on the beach.- Yes!

0:23:23 > 0:23:26I think they wanted me to frolic, unselfconsciously,

0:23:26 > 0:23:29- with a beach ball...- Yep!- ..which I have never done in my life.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32And they said, "We'll give you a free holiday,

0:23:32 > 0:23:34"all we want is just those few shots

0:23:34 > 0:23:36"and look as if you don't know we're there."

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Yep, totally agree.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40And that happens every single day.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42And do you know what makes it even worse?

0:23:42 > 0:23:44When they do it themselves.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48So, like, I don't know, let's say "Mary," for argument's sake...

0:23:48 > 0:23:52Mary was on a reality show, work's dried up a bit,

0:23:52 > 0:23:55don't really know what she's going to do next.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Ring old Pappy Pete up.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02"Let's go down Southend seafront,

0:24:02 > 0:24:04"I'll get a bag of chips,

0:24:04 > 0:24:07"and we'll make out a seagull's attacked me."

0:24:08 > 0:24:10No!

0:24:10 > 0:24:14And I speak no lie, a few days ago,

0:24:14 > 0:24:19I saw a news article with a certain person

0:24:19 > 0:24:22who was attacked by a seagull...

0:24:22 > 0:24:24holding a bag of chips...

0:24:25 > 0:24:28- ..in work-out gear with a heavy lip and a high pony.- No!

0:24:28 > 0:24:32APPLAUSE

0:24:34 > 0:24:36We have a picture... Now, how much of this is accidental,

0:24:36 > 0:24:39and how much of it is, they absolutely know what's going on?

0:24:39 > 0:24:42This is Orlando Bloom

0:24:42 > 0:24:45- and Katy Perry...- Yep.- ..on a...

0:24:45 > 0:24:49- I think it's called a paddle board thing.- Yep.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51AUDIENCE GASPS

0:24:51 > 0:24:53- That's a well-known shot that, isn't it?- It is.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55It's become a famous shot.

0:24:55 > 0:24:56I feel sorry for Katy Perry

0:24:56 > 0:25:01cos, for me, it's a big story - a picture of Katy Perry in a bikini.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03And she has, you know...

0:25:03 > 0:25:06- It's like on a wedding, it's the bride's day...- Yeah.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09..whereas I feel there are three people in this marriage...

0:25:11 > 0:25:13..and, if you look at her face,

0:25:13 > 0:25:16I don't think she knows what's going on behind her.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18I think she thought that was

0:25:18 > 0:25:20the beak of a playful dolphin at her back.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26Definitely, the last time she looked behind, he was wearing pants.

0:25:26 > 0:25:27Yeah, definitely.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30I'd like to know how he's managed to stand up

0:25:30 > 0:25:32and get a pair of pants off on a paddle board.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37Now, I don't know if you saw the original of this picture...

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Of course, I've seen the original of this photo.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41I thought you might have. Let's put it this way,

0:25:41 > 0:25:42he's not in any trouble if he loses the paddle!

0:25:42 > 0:25:44No.

0:25:46 > 0:25:50We have a similar... a sort of a twist on this.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51This is Richard Branson.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54LAUGHTER

0:25:54 > 0:25:56- That's not real. That's not real.- That is real!

0:25:56 > 0:25:57That is real!

0:25:57 > 0:26:01- And he again looks like he might not know she's there.- Yeah!

0:26:02 > 0:26:05You know what it's like, though, when you leave the house,

0:26:05 > 0:26:10and you've got... There's a naked woman and your haversack on the sofa,

0:26:10 > 0:26:14and you're not looking, you just put it on and off you go.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17He's going to be reaching back for his sandwiches

0:26:17 > 0:26:18and thinking, "Hold on!"

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Do we know who she is?

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Well, I think it could be a sort of sexy Gollum.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27LAUGHTER

0:26:28 > 0:26:30OK, then, what's winding up Catherine?

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Hipster restaurants, yeah!

0:26:36 > 0:26:39APPLAUSE

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Look, here's one example, right?

0:26:41 > 0:26:44There is a restaurant, I won't say where it is.

0:26:45 > 0:26:50The spelling of this restaurant is A-X-E.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52A-X-E.

0:26:52 > 0:26:56What would one normal person assume the name of this restaurant is?

0:26:56 > 0:26:58- Axe.- Axe!

0:26:58 > 0:27:01It's not called Axe, do you know what it's called?

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Ah-shay.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11So, a normal person would go in

0:27:11 > 0:27:17and say, "Can I have the Axe burger?"

0:27:17 > 0:27:22And they look at you as if you've...

0:27:23 > 0:27:27..dug out their mother's innards...

0:27:27 > 0:27:31put them between two slices, and chomped into it,

0:27:31 > 0:27:34because, they'll go, "It's Ah-shay."

0:27:34 > 0:27:36And it's up-speak as well,

0:27:36 > 0:27:39because everyone answers you with a question.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43"It's actually ah-shay."

0:27:43 > 0:27:46"As in, what? As in, shove it up your ar-shay?"

0:27:47 > 0:27:51APPLAUSE

0:27:52 > 0:27:56To be fair, as long as they pay their tah-shays!

0:27:58 > 0:28:02As an example of this in this country, there is a...

0:28:02 > 0:28:05There's a restaurant in East London...

0:28:05 > 0:28:07called Cereal Killer...

0:28:07 > 0:28:10- Yes!- ..which sells breakfast cereal.

0:28:10 > 0:28:14And it's run by twins, in fact.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17Hipster twins, I'm going to call them.

0:28:17 > 0:28:18Here they are.

0:28:19 > 0:28:23It looks as if somebody has sprinkled magical beauty dust

0:28:23 > 0:28:24on the Hairy Bikers.

0:28:26 > 0:28:28As long as it's fun, that's OK.

0:28:28 > 0:28:32But in a lot of hipster restaurants, it's not fun, it's like a religion.

0:28:32 > 0:28:33OK.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35And it's almost like you're being judged.

0:28:35 > 0:28:39Yeah, I don't like the coolness, but I do like the gimmickry...

0:28:39 > 0:28:40I love anything that makes food exciting.

0:28:40 > 0:28:44For example, I have an advert featuring - get this -

0:28:44 > 0:28:49a SpongeBob SquarePants talking, drinking straw.

0:28:49 > 0:28:51That is my idea of dining out,

0:28:51 > 0:28:55and these kids - do they love it or do they love it?

0:28:55 > 0:28:57THEY SHOUT

0:28:57 > 0:28:59STRAW TALKS, CHILDREN YELL

0:29:01 > 0:29:04STRAW TALKS, CHILDREN YELL

0:29:11 > 0:29:14STRAW TALKS, CHILDREN SCREAM

0:29:17 > 0:29:20Is that... Oh, that's... I love that. That's so funny!

0:29:20 > 0:29:25Yeah, I think it's good to combine your market research with lots of E additives.

0:29:26 > 0:29:30I do like the gimmicky ones, because I'm not a big...

0:29:30 > 0:29:33I don't love eating. I'm not that interested in food.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35- Oh!- And so, I like it...

0:29:35 > 0:29:38I remember I was on a drip once, I loved it.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41- Oh! Really?- Oh, it was great.

0:29:41 > 0:29:44You know, I didn't have to get anything on my teeth,

0:29:44 > 0:29:46I didn't gain weight.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49I just... I didn't have to worry about it, it was just there.

0:29:49 > 0:29:51I miss it, I'll be honest with you.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55Hipster coffee shops, as well, that's a worry for me,

0:29:55 > 0:29:58because I'm not a coffee connoisseur,

0:29:58 > 0:30:01but I do like a little bit of coffee,

0:30:01 > 0:30:02and a lot of frothy milk.

0:30:02 > 0:30:06But there are some coffee shops where to go in and say,

0:30:06 > 0:30:08"Could I get...?

0:30:08 > 0:30:10"Please could I get a latte, but just one shot of coffee?"

0:30:10 > 0:30:12And they'll say, "No."

0:30:14 > 0:30:17"No, we cannot let our coffee leave the shop

0:30:17 > 0:30:19"unless it's got two shots of coffee in it."

0:30:19 > 0:30:21Cos it's below their coffee moral code...

0:30:21 > 0:30:23Oh, wow!

0:30:23 > 0:30:24..to leave the shop.

0:30:24 > 0:30:28Which makes me want to run to the nearest Starbucks

0:30:28 > 0:30:30- and kneel at their altar.- Mm.

0:30:31 > 0:30:35And I'll get it really quickly, they'll call me by my name

0:30:35 > 0:30:39and, if I don't like it, they make it again.

0:30:40 > 0:30:44I don't mind all this hipster stuff, I'm sort of open to it,

0:30:44 > 0:30:48I'm a bit like, "Yeah, you want to put a burger in a pizza box

0:30:48 > 0:30:51"that's brought in on a wheelbarrow, I'll have a go."

0:30:52 > 0:30:57But, before, pre-beard, pre-beard life...

0:30:58 > 0:31:02..I received my coffee in said establishment

0:31:02 > 0:31:07that we enjoy together, and it said, "Lady in blue top."

0:31:09 > 0:31:11So...

0:31:14 > 0:31:17So, obviously, I pick it up, and I look around,

0:31:17 > 0:31:19- for the lady...- Oh, no!

0:31:19 > 0:31:21..and then I look down...

0:31:23 > 0:31:27..and realise I'm the only person in the shop in a blue top.

0:31:27 > 0:31:31So I go back to the person that took my order

0:31:31 > 0:31:33and said, "Sorry, is this...?

0:31:33 > 0:31:34"Is this the right one?" I said,

0:31:34 > 0:31:37"Cos it says, 'Lady in blue top.' "

0:31:37 > 0:31:40- And he went, "No, madam, that's yours."- Oh!

0:31:42 > 0:31:47APPLAUSE

0:31:47 > 0:31:48So, I...

0:31:48 > 0:31:51I'm afraid I need shops at airports, Nigel, because...

0:31:51 > 0:31:54- Do you?- ..I do a lot of last-minute gift buying.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56- Really?- I have to get my European plug adaptor.

0:31:56 > 0:31:59I'm going to try and put you off doing that, because you're paying more.

0:31:59 > 0:32:02I take that as an argument but, to be honest, I'm not short of a few bob.

0:32:04 > 0:32:05I like the...

0:32:05 > 0:32:08I take the coolness point about hipster restaurants,

0:32:08 > 0:32:10but I do love the madness of them,

0:32:10 > 0:32:12and the fun has just won it through for me.

0:32:12 > 0:32:16But the set-up paparazzi shot, it is a tragic part of modern life.

0:32:16 > 0:32:17It really is.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19I don't mind the paparazzi so much

0:32:19 > 0:32:23but to actually come to a deal, that can't possibly be right, can it?

0:32:23 > 0:32:26- No.- And if it's upset you, a man I see at the very centre of...

0:32:26 > 0:32:28pop culture... LAUGHTER

0:32:28 > 0:32:30..then it really can't be right,

0:32:30 > 0:32:33- so I am going to put set up paparazzi shots into Room 101.- Yes!

0:32:33 > 0:32:36CHEERING

0:32:36 > 0:32:39Go!

0:32:39 > 0:32:42APPLAUSE

0:32:46 > 0:32:50OK, we've just got time to hear one bonus choice,

0:32:50 > 0:32:52so let's see what Rylan goes for.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02Yeah.

0:33:03 > 0:33:08People that don't say "thank you" at zebra crossings

0:33:08 > 0:33:10should be eliminated.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Is this when you're driving and you stop for them?

0:33:13 > 0:33:16It's when I'm driving, or if I'm lucky enough to be driven.

0:33:16 > 0:33:20I fume. I've thrown coffee out the window...

0:33:20 > 0:33:22that says "Lady in blue top".

0:33:22 > 0:33:25I've gone absolutely mad.

0:33:25 > 0:33:27But I'll tell you why it really winds me up.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29I'm the sort of person,

0:33:29 > 0:33:30if I'm in the wrong I'll still go, "Sorry!"

0:33:30 > 0:33:33You know, it's quite a British thing to do, isn't it?

0:33:33 > 0:33:36And at a zebra crossing, when someone crosses the crossing,

0:33:36 > 0:33:38- I still go... - HE MOUTHS

0:33:38 > 0:33:40- When you're driving? Oh, OK. - Yeah, even when I'm driving.

0:33:40 > 0:33:43But I'll tell you what it is - it really winds me up

0:33:43 > 0:33:44and it's always wound me up,

0:33:44 > 0:33:46because about a year ago,

0:33:46 > 0:33:48my mother and my father-in-law,

0:33:48 > 0:33:51they live in a very small village and it's really village-y,

0:33:51 > 0:33:54there's a pond, you know, little post office

0:33:54 > 0:33:56and a church - it's really lovely.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59And once, I was driving into the village

0:33:59 > 0:34:01and there was a duck...

0:34:01 > 0:34:04standing on one side of the zebra crossing.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07And I'm not one of them that would just run a duck over.

0:34:07 > 0:34:11I'm not. And I swear to God, I stopped,

0:34:11 > 0:34:15this duck crossed the zebra crossing

0:34:15 > 0:34:18and as it crossed, lifted a wing.

0:34:18 > 0:34:20LAUGHTER

0:34:25 > 0:34:29And I stayed at that zebra crossing for about a minute

0:34:29 > 0:34:32and watched this very aware duck...

0:34:32 > 0:34:34and polite...

0:34:34 > 0:34:38waddle off to the pond, jump in and do what it does.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40And from that moment on,

0:34:40 > 0:34:42I always think,

0:34:42 > 0:34:46if that duck can raise a wing,

0:34:46 > 0:34:49and say thank you,

0:34:49 > 0:34:52why can't you?

0:34:52 > 0:34:54LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:34:57 > 0:35:00We have a picture of... I think this is my favourite picture

0:35:00 > 0:35:02of what I would call a zebra-crossing smile.

0:35:02 > 0:35:04LAUGHTER

0:35:08 > 0:35:12Can I say I don't approve of testing fake tan on animals?

0:35:14 > 0:35:17You'd be too young to remember the panda crossing.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20- Do you remember the panda crossing? - Yeah. Yeah.

0:35:20 > 0:35:27This was a sort of experiment in the '60s, but this was the shape they went for to represent the panda.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29Rubbish representation of the panda.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32What's the difference between a panda crossing and a zebra crossing?

0:35:32 > 0:35:36I think the idea was that you could stop in the middle if you wanted to,

0:35:36 > 0:35:38which to me is not a big advantage.

0:35:38 > 0:35:42- No.- I mean, how many people think, "Well, I don't want to cross the whole road...

0:35:42 > 0:35:46"but I wouldn't mind having a look, a closer look at that side."

0:35:46 > 0:35:48A little mosey in the middle.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51Yeah. Do some people get to the middle and think,

0:35:51 > 0:35:53"No, I don't think so."

0:35:54 > 0:35:58Are you familiar with the Pegasus crossing which still exists?

0:35:58 > 0:36:00Are these real things?

0:36:00 > 0:36:01I swear to it!

0:36:01 > 0:36:05The Pegasus, named after the mythical winged horse,

0:36:05 > 0:36:08is for horses to cross the road.

0:36:08 > 0:36:12- Oh.- And - I'm not making this up - there's one outside Buckingham Palace, unsurprisingly.

0:36:12 > 0:36:16And they have a green horse to say you can cross.

0:36:16 > 0:36:19They've gone to the bother of changing it from the green man

0:36:19 > 0:36:21to the green horse.

0:36:21 > 0:36:22We have one.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26- Why have they bothered with that? - Oh, yeah.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29Because if the green man comes up,

0:36:29 > 0:36:32the horse is not going to look back and say, "I think this is you, isn't it?"

0:36:36 > 0:36:40So, when you are crossing a zebra crossing,

0:36:40 > 0:36:43what kind of gratitude do you show?

0:36:43 > 0:36:46I'll always stop, look,

0:36:46 > 0:36:48and then when they pull up,

0:36:48 > 0:36:51I'll then look again, ask if they want a photo,

0:36:51 > 0:36:54and then I'll bend...

0:36:54 > 0:36:59I was hoping that you might do something like this to show your gratitude.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15APPLAUSE

0:37:31 > 0:37:32Ah!

0:37:32 > 0:37:34One time!

0:37:37 > 0:37:40And then the driver goes...

0:37:42 > 0:37:44Oh, it's lovely, Rylan. I love that clip.

0:37:44 > 0:37:46Oh...

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Well, look, the truth is it doesn't matter what I think.

0:37:50 > 0:37:53- It's your bonus choice, Rylan, and so it's going into Room 101.- Yes!

0:38:04 > 0:38:07And that brings us to the end of the show,

0:38:07 > 0:38:10strong message here... Well done...

0:38:10 > 0:38:13Well done, Rylan, you were the most persuasive guest,

0:38:13 > 0:38:15so you are this week's winner.

0:38:15 > 0:38:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:20 > 0:38:23So, thanks very much, Rylan Clark-Neal,

0:38:23 > 0:38:25Catherine Tate and Nigel Havers.

0:38:25 > 0:38:26And thank you, goodnight.

0:38:26 > 0:38:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE