0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains some strong language and adult humour.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Hello! Welcome to Good News. So, what's been happening?
0:00:34 > 0:00:35First up, here's a tip -
0:00:35 > 0:00:39don't do a live broadcast outside a football stadium.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42It's been said for quite a while that it's going to take a long time
0:00:42 > 0:00:44for Rangers to get back to where they were.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Over on BBC Breakfast,
0:00:46 > 0:00:50they interviewed the most childish racing fan ever.
0:00:50 > 0:00:55I like horses, and they've got four legs and furry tails!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59"Sometimes they jump!"
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Mystery of the week - what's happened to Wolverine's voice?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06How much have you enjoyed your tour of the new Titanic building
0:01:06 > 0:01:07here in Belfast today?
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- YORKSHIRE ACCENT: - Oh, it's been a right eye-opener.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13You think his voice is strange?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Check out his pet.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Bleurgh!
0:01:24 > 0:01:28In political news, it's been a tough week for David Cameron.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32David Cameron is now more unpopular as a leader than Ed Miliband.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Or as Adam Boulton put it...
0:01:33 > 0:01:35He is an unelectable loser.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Bit harsh. Mind you, he is creepy.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Between you and me, I think Cameron's got a sex dungeon.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46I live in a little flat, a very nice flat, actually,
0:01:46 > 0:01:48above Number 11, Downing Street.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51But what I get up to in there, that's private!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57"That's private!"
0:01:57 > 0:02:01That is so creepy! Right, lamb?
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Bleurgh!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06APPLAUSE
0:02:08 > 0:02:10What I want to know -
0:02:10 > 0:02:13how can Ed Miliband be more popular than Cameron?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15He can't even get the basics right.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Lady, sorry, just in the scarf.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Sorry about that - and you've got a beard, so you're clearly a man!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Not only is Cameron losing popularity,
0:02:23 > 0:02:26he was also dragged into the Leveson Inquiry.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29The former chief of News International, Rebekah Brooks...
0:02:29 > 0:02:31..lifted the lid on her relationship with David Cameron.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34She's revealed more about her friendship with the Prime Minister
0:02:34 > 0:02:36and details of their text messages...
0:02:36 > 0:02:40..with some suggestions David Cameron texted her repeatedly last year.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42If that is true, it could be embarrassing for him.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Damn right, it's going to be embarrassing.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46I've actually got hold of the texts.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Look what he sent her during the Queen's Speech.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57He slammed her on Celeb-Alike.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10APPLAUSE
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Sometimes, he even went to her for fashion tips.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22From politics to entertainment -
0:03:22 > 0:03:25it was the final of Britain's Got Talent this week.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Here were some of the contenders.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- You're a born performer.- Flawless.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41This is what I've been waiting for all my life.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Wow! So, who won?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49A teenager and her dog.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52A dancing dog!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54APPLAUSE
0:03:56 > 0:03:58I think this proves one thing -
0:03:58 > 0:04:01people in Britain like a drink on a Saturday night.
0:04:02 > 0:04:07"Shall we vote for the singer?" "No, let's vote for the disco dog!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12"Hello? Hello, Simon, I'd like to vote for the dog, please!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15"Yeah, get him away from the opera singer,
0:04:15 > 0:04:17"I think he's going to eat him."
0:04:19 > 0:04:20It's great, isn't it?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Only in Britain would you have genuinely-talented people
0:04:24 > 0:04:27beaten by an animal that licks its own arse.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- AS SIMON COWELL:- You can sing, but can you lick your own ring?
0:04:33 > 0:04:34APPLAUSE
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Did you see the papers the day after Pudsey won?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47"He's amazing." "He's the greatest dog ever."
0:04:47 > 0:04:50But the headline that caught my eye was this.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58He's been outed by the press?!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I bet he was at home, "It was great last night,
0:05:00 > 0:05:03"dancing, jumping - I bet the papers loved...
0:05:03 > 0:05:08"Agh! How have they found out about Enrique?!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12"It was a one-night thing.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14"It was a one-night thing!"
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Pudsey was good, but this guy will always be my favourite.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24'You let the dog go behind you and you can lose control.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27'Woops! Oh, no!'
0:05:35 > 0:05:38New research out this week, suggests why dinosaurs became extinct.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Dinosaurs may have gassed themselves into extinction.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44British researchers say the prehistoric beasts had
0:05:44 > 0:05:46a flatulence and belching problem.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Apparently, dinosaurs killed themselves by farting.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54It turns out it wasn't a meteor - a stegosaurus went, "Pull my finger."
0:05:58 > 0:06:01What I want to know, how did the scientists find this out?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Did they find one buried like that?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Next to another one, just...
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Either way, these lizards really dropped their guts.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Researchers found dinosaurs pumped out
0:06:12 > 0:06:15more than 520 million tons of methane gas.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18520 million tons!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Must have been a nightmare, being a T-rex.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23"Oh! My arms are so tiny!
0:06:23 > 0:06:27"I can't waft it away!"
0:06:27 > 0:06:29"Oh! Oh!
0:06:29 > 0:06:35"Oh, Jesus Christ, what did you eat?"
0:06:37 > 0:06:39"Who's Jesus Christ?"
0:06:42 > 0:06:44APPLAUSE
0:06:48 > 0:06:51If this is how they died, it'll really change the movies.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57FLATULENCE
0:07:02 > 0:07:06From dinosaurs to a strange new TV channel.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10It's the new craze that's taking the doggy world by storm,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13and keeps them transfixed for hours.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15DOG TV.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17We now have TV for dogs!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21To be honest, I thought we already had TV for creatures
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- with limited mental capacity. - Shut up.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Fuck off.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29APPLAUSE
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Have you seen what they're actually showing the dogs? Absolute shit.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38The footage and soundtracks are designed by scientists
0:07:38 > 0:07:42for stimulation, relaxation and exposure eight hours a day.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45That is madness. If you want to keep dogs interested,
0:07:45 > 0:07:48you don't need flashing lights. You just need a guitar.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52GUITAR PLAYS
0:07:52 > 0:07:54GUITAR STOPS
0:07:55 > 0:07:59GUITAR PLAYS
0:08:05 > 0:08:08GUITAR STOPS
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- I could watch that for hours. - APPLAUSE
0:08:14 > 0:08:17From DOG TV to a cat alarm clock.
0:08:17 > 0:08:22Take a look at how a bored cat wakes his owner up every morning at 5am.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25If you struggle to get out of bed in the morning
0:08:25 > 0:08:28and the traditional alarm clock just isn't enough,
0:08:28 > 0:08:31maybe you need this furry wake-up call.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Aw!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47APPLAUSE
0:08:52 > 0:08:56It's the one on the end, the one on the end is the most satisfying.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59"I can't reach!" And you're like, "Please reach!"
0:08:59 > 0:09:01"Wa-doing!"
0:09:01 > 0:09:04It's so cute, isn't it?
0:09:04 > 0:09:08But five in the morning? Every day?
0:09:08 > 0:09:09If that was my cat...
0:09:11 > 0:09:13..he'd end up like this.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17AUDIENCE: Oh!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22What? I like a lie-in.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27Sometimes, you have to keep them in check. Some cats are plain evil.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Now for a story about a London society called the Eccentric Club.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45This was the Eccentric Club in the 1920s.
0:09:45 > 0:09:50In the 1980s, it was wound up, but reformed three years ago.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54So, meet two of its newest members.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57HE GUFFAWS
0:09:57 > 0:10:01I always, when I was a child, wanted to dress in three-piece suits.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I have a shrunken head that sits by my bedside table.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Of course you have, posh Hagrid.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10There's more.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13I don't think I have any eccentric habits at all.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15I'm entirely normal,
0:10:15 > 0:10:19I get out of bed most days.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Oh, completely normal!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I mean, every Monday I make love to a Christmas tree, you know?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30So, why am I showing you this?
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Well, big news, my friends - the Eccentric Club has a new member!
0:10:34 > 0:10:39And last night, the Eccentric Club dined in Mayfair with its new patron,
0:10:39 > 0:10:42the Duke of Edinburgh.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Hey!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- AS THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH:- Hello! Yes!
0:10:50 > 0:10:55Hey, guys, I sleep with a shrunken head too - or as I call her, Liz!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Yeah! Finally, a crowd that gets me!
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Hey, guys, guys, guys - you think Pudsey was good?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I'll show you a trick with a dog.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Who wants to see me tea bag a corgi? Yeah!
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Yeah!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14I've gone too far again, haven't I?
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Mind you, if you think Philip is eccentric, check this out!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Now, watch out, all you budding weather presenters,
0:11:22 > 0:11:25because there's a new meteorologist on the block.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Damn right - did anyone else see this?
0:11:27 > 0:11:32This weather front pushing northwards is bringing cloud
0:11:32 > 0:11:34and outbreaks of rain.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36The rain, of course, will be heaviest over the Borders
0:11:36 > 0:11:38and around Edinburgh.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42It's like a royal Jim'll Fix It!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45My favourite bit is the face he pulls after Camilla reveals
0:11:45 > 0:11:46his weather obsession.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Your Royal Highness, how do you feel he did?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I could watch that face over and over.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Every time he pulls a funny face, all you see is this guy.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Mind you, if you think Charles is a weather fan,
0:12:11 > 0:12:14he has got nothing on a kid from America
0:12:14 > 0:12:17who wrote the most incredible thank-you letter to this guy.
0:12:17 > 0:12:22He's Albert Ramon, a morning weatherman in Austin, Texas.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25After he spoke to a fourth-grade class,
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- one of the students sent Ramon this thank you.- Did you see the letter?
0:12:28 > 0:12:32To say the kid was a bit a fan, that is an understatement. Look at this.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56That is a letter!
0:12:56 > 0:12:57APPLAUSE
0:12:57 > 0:13:00And did you see what he wrote at the end?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03After all that, "Sincerely, Flint."
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Flint, if you're watching, good work, my friend. Good work.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13This was definitely the big sports story of the week.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Manchester City are the new champions,
0:13:16 > 0:13:19stealing the title at the 11th hour from under the noses of their United rivals.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Aguero! He's won it! Get in there!
0:13:22 > 0:13:27It was the most exciting end to a season ever. Right, lamb?
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Bleurgh!
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Did anyone see the way it was covered on Soccer Saturday?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35If only they'd get a little bit more excited.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Queens Park Rangers are level!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41He's put the ball in the box, far post - it's a goal!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Mackie's scored! Oh, no!
0:13:44 > 0:13:48People said they've played the best football... Oh!
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Goal! It's two all!
0:13:51 > 0:13:55It's 3-2!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Mancini's on the line, running round!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01They're all cuddling each other!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03They've got love bites and everything!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07"They've got love bites and everything!"
0:14:07 > 0:14:10It was amazing. The game had everything -
0:14:10 > 0:14:13goals, tension and Joey Barton went batshit!
0:14:19 > 0:14:23The reason I found it so funny was because of what he said on Twitter.
0:14:30 > 0:14:35"Why can't people just get along?!"
0:14:35 > 0:14:39In fairness, Barton isn't the craziest footballer.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Taka a look at this guy's eyes.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Talking of violence, this was the big news in the boxing world.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54David Haye will take on Dereck Chisora in a grudge match
0:14:54 > 0:14:56at West Ham's Upton Park ground in July.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00This is going to be interesting. Two of boxing's greatest charmers.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02You've got wordsmith David Haye...
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- This fight will be as one-sided as a gang rape.- Ahh!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Ah, Shakespeare.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12He's against the equally poetic Dereck Chisora.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Ahh! Ahh-ahh!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19They're just...
0:15:22 > 0:15:24They're both so lovable.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Can't I just have them both?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28They're absolute nutters.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Check out David Haye's suggestion as to what you should do if you get burgled.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36If someone burgles your house and you knock them out,
0:15:36 > 0:15:40are you going to apologise for knocking them out? No, you're not.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42You're going to stamp on their head, like any normal person would.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Stamp on their head, like a normal person(!)
0:15:48 > 0:15:53It gets weirder. Not to be outdone, Chisora claims THIS is "normal".
0:15:53 > 0:15:56I don't walk around with my nose up.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58You tell me, "My son is having a birthday party."
0:15:58 > 0:15:59I tell you, "What's the address?"
0:15:59 > 0:16:02You give me, and think I'm not coming. Next minute, I'm like...
0:16:02 > 0:16:05KNOCKING ..happy birthday.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10Yeah, every eight-year-old's dream, innit? Opening the door...
0:16:12 > 0:16:15"Mum!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17"The clown's really scary."
0:16:17 > 0:16:20"Hey? What?"
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- "Mum, what's a- BLEEP?"
0:16:29 > 0:16:31To be honest, they're both so unlikeable,
0:16:31 > 0:16:34it will be the only fight in history where everyone wants this to happen.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Strange stories across the globe. First up, a bizarre zoo in Japan.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50How do you deal with an escaped rhino?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52One zoo in Japan has been finding out.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56This is genius. Look how they re-created the terrifying reality
0:16:56 > 0:16:58of an escaped rhino.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03They got a couple of people to put on this papier-mache outfit
0:17:03 > 0:17:06while staff, police and paramedics attempted to stop it.
0:17:09 > 0:17:14They made a cardboard rhino. It's madness.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17I tell you how to deal with an escaped rhino - you fucking run!
0:17:17 > 0:17:21I love how they brought down this paper beast.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25Eventually, the fake animal was fake shot with a fake sedative.
0:17:25 > 0:17:30It got worse. Apparently, they put him back in with a real rhino.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32GRUNTING
0:17:36 > 0:17:38From a zoo in Japan to one in China.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40If you think you're committed to your job,
0:17:40 > 0:17:42you've nothing on this guy.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49That's sweet.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Isn't that the loveliest thing you've ever seen? He saved a monkey.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55He saved a monkey.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58How did he save his life?
0:18:01 > 0:18:05He licked a monkey's arse for an hour.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Apparently, his mates couldn't believe it.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14In fairness, he loved it.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Now, unbelievably, that isn't the strangest story from China.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Have you seen the latest snack causing a stir?
0:18:23 > 0:18:27There's an unmistakable scent from the hard-boiled eggs
0:18:27 > 0:18:29sold on the street sold on the streets of eastern China.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Unmistakable scent? Jasmine? Lavender?
0:18:33 > 0:18:36They're soaked and boiled in urine.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Eggs cooked in piss?!
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Ain't nobody got time for that.
0:18:51 > 0:18:56That has to be the most disgusting food ever. Right, lamb?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Bleurgh.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06This is the part of the show I don't know anything about.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10This could be a mystery guest who's been in the news, and I have to figure out who it is.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Please welcome my mystery guest.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Hello.- Hello.- How are you doing? Nice to meet you.- Nice to meet you.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26- Nice to meet you. What's your name?- Rosie.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Hey, Rosie. I'm Russell.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31We're on a bench. Feels like we're meeting for a date.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- Would you like a flower? - Thank you very much.- No probs.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- How did you break your arm? - I did it playing rugby.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- Are you a rugby player?- I am, but it's not why I'm here tonight.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Have you had a look behind? That might help you.- Oh, right.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- That's the Taj Mahal.- Yeah.
0:19:50 > 0:19:56Right, so it's like rugby... crossed with the Taj Mahal.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00I don't understand. You're going to have to give me more of a clue.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02OK. It's an Indian sport.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06- Kabaddi. Do you play kabaddi? - Yes, I do.- Fantastic.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Now, you won't know this, but kabaddi was massive in the early '90s.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13It's basically like kiss-chase, essentially.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Yeah, it's a big game of tig. Sort of wrestling.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19- It doesn't sound as good if you call it tig.- No.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- DEEP VOICE:- Kabaddi! - HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:- Tig!
0:20:21 > 0:20:24"No, you can't move until someone says your name!"
0:20:24 > 0:20:28I think I might be all right here. I'm quite a good wriggler.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Are you? There's a lot of wriggling involved.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33We used to play a game when we were kids.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36We used to all get on my dad's bed, this sounds dodgy.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41The game was called "Get out of my bed and into the sharks."
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Our dad used to try and push us into the sharks, which was the carpet.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- And I never lost. - You might be all right then.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Yes, I played that until I was 16.
0:20:50 > 0:20:56"Dad, can we play?" "No. You must never play that game again."
0:20:56 > 0:20:58APPLAUSE
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Why are you in the news exactly?
0:21:01 > 0:21:05I was in the news because I want to make kabaddi an Olympic sport.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- Sweet.- I captained the first-ever England women's kabaddi team.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- We came second in the World Cup. - That's pretty cool.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- Let's play it. Let's have a game of kabaddi.- Yeah?- I'd like that.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- We're going to watch a clip of us in action.- Sweet.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Cool.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Right then, tell me, Rosie,
0:21:38 > 0:21:40what's going to happen?
0:21:40 > 0:21:44- Obviously I can't do anything. I've done a bit of a Russell.- Nice.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- LAUGHTER - Come on, that was smooth. Nice work.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51I'll go through a few basic points with you, so you know the rules.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- Absolutely. - I've brought a few of the girls,
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- so welcome the England kabaddi team. - Here we are, come on.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:03 > 0:22:07- Right, so these are your four stoppers.- Stoppers, bludgers.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Defenders. You are a raider.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- I'm a raider?- You're the attacker. - Sweet.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13This is the attacking zone and this is your safe zone.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- So they can get me if I'm here. - Not if you're in here.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20- When you go across, you stop here. - Shall I stay here...?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- What happens if I stay here all day? - They'll get bored and...
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- But they are not allowed.- I don't know, she might.- Oh, really?
0:22:27 > 0:22:30So you need to get across there, touch one of them
0:22:30 > 0:22:33with any part of your body - your hand, your foot...
0:22:33 > 0:22:35LAUGHTER
0:22:35 > 0:22:39OK, and then get back. When you touch one of them, they'll try to stop you.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- OK.- 30 seconds starts when you cross this line.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45If they get you within ten seconds,
0:22:45 > 0:22:49you can wriggle your way back, wrestle, like your dad's game.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- Yeah.- You wriggle.- OK, cool.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- OK, go.- I'm out, I'm out. Come this way.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- You've got 30 seconds. - I've got to get there?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- Yes, you've got to touch one of them. - I see, tricky, tricky.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Oh, God!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05You've got 15 seconds, 15 seconds.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Come on!
0:23:10 > 0:23:11ten seconds.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Somebody get me a cigarette now.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28That was horrible and lovely at the same time,
0:23:28 > 0:23:31like eating a fire ice cream.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- Fuck!- Another go?- Yes, why not?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- Right...- Ready?
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Go!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Come on! Come on!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Go! Yeah!
0:23:48 > 0:23:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- That was all right.- Are you tired?
0:24:00 > 0:24:04- So that is kabaddi. BREATHLESS:- That was really good fun.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Ladies and gentleman, please give it up for my wonderful mystery guests.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Big news in the world of health.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18The magic mushroom - a class A drug
0:24:18 > 0:24:22that comes with a seven-year prison sentence for possession.
0:24:22 > 0:24:27Now scientists at Imperial College London say it could treat depression.
0:24:27 > 0:24:32Magic mushrooms cure depression. Yeah, because you're off your tits.
0:24:32 > 0:24:37I used to feel suicidal, but now I got marshmallows for legs.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Trouble is, what if you do something mad while you're on 'em?
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Oh, no, I've eaten my legs.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46I thought they were marshmallows.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51You don't need mushrooms.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54If you're feeling low and you want something to cheer you up,
0:24:54 > 0:24:56just look at this.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Now this is the story of Henry and the amazing power of music.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Hi, Papa.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Hi, Papa. How you doing?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I'm all right. I'm fine.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30How long has he been in the nursing home? Approximately ten years.
0:25:30 > 0:25:35He was having seizures and my mother couldn't handle him at home.
0:25:35 > 0:25:41He was always fun-loving. He was always into music.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43He always loved singing, dancing.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46He used to sit on the unit with his head like this.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48He didn't really talk to much people.
0:25:48 > 0:25:54Then when I introduced the music to him, this is his reaction ever since.
0:25:54 > 0:26:01He is given his favourite music, and immediately he lights up.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04And Henry has been quickened. He's been brought to life.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09When the headphones are taken off,
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Henry, normally mute and virtually unable to answer the simplest
0:26:13 > 0:26:16yes or no questions, is quite voluble.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- Henry?- Yeah.
0:26:18 > 0:26:23- Do you like the iPod, do you like the music you're hearing?- Yes.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27I'm crazy about music. You play beautiful music, beautiful sound.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30What was your favourite music when you were young?
0:26:30 > 0:26:34I guess, well,
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Cab Calloway was my number one guy.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40What was your favourite song?
0:26:40 > 0:26:46Oh... # I'll be home for Christmas #
0:26:46 > 0:26:50In some sense Henry is restored to himself.
0:26:50 > 0:26:55He has remembered who he is
0:26:55 > 0:26:59through the power of music. What does music do to you?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02It gives me the feeling of love.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06The world need to come into music,
0:27:06 > 0:27:09singing, you got beautiful music.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Beautiful, oh, lovely.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14And I feel a band of love, dreams.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Awesome, isn't it?
0:27:19 > 0:27:24Thank you very much for watching Good News. Good night, my friends.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55I really enjoyed that! It was fun. Right, Lamb?
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Bleurgh.
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