0:00:00 > 0:00:02THEME TUNE
0:00:06 > 0:00:08'Ladies and gentlemen,
0:00:08 > 0:00:12'welcome to the celebrity showbiz quiz, Shooting Stars!
0:00:13 > 0:00:16'Here are your hosts this evening, Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer!'
0:00:16 > 0:00:19APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:26 > 0:00:28DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:00:35 > 0:00:37CHEERING
0:00:39 > 0:00:43# Come along and let's start Shooting Stars. #
0:00:48 > 0:00:51SQUEAKING
0:00:51 > 0:00:53It's Jimmy Page!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55LAUGHTER
0:00:56 > 0:01:00It's Ronnie Will He? Won't He? Yes He Wood!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02CHEERING
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Oi! Fifty years of Christmases spent in bed.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10It's Ulrika-ka-ka-ka!
0:01:13 > 0:01:17It's Jack Dee-dee-dee-dee. # Does he know it's Christmas? No. #
0:01:17 > 0:01:19LAUGHTER
0:01:20 > 0:01:25Aw! Ricky 'The Radiator' Tomlinson.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- And randy Thandie Newton. - APPLAUSE
0:01:34 > 0:01:36ROCK MUSIC
0:01:41 > 0:01:43ASCENDING NOTES
0:01:47 > 0:01:49RIPPING
0:01:49 > 0:01:51APPLAUSE
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Thank you, Simon. That certainly cleaned me out.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Welcome, for example, to a special Christmas Shooting Stars.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- With Walter Hottlebottle! - LAUGHTER
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Hello, Walter. What's that, Walter? - MUMBLES
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- He wants to do his special Christmas trick.- Let him do it.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Hold your arm out, Mr Bob. He's going to jump in slow motion.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25DRUM ROLL
0:02:27 > 0:02:29LAUGHTER
0:02:29 > 0:02:31FANFARE
0:02:31 > 0:02:33DRUM ROLL
0:02:34 > 0:02:36FANFARE
0:02:36 > 0:02:37DRUM ROLL
0:02:39 > 0:02:40FANFARE
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- LAUGHTER - Bravo, Walter.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Get him away from me! No!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50That's Walter but there's somebody missing.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53The man who keeps the Christmas scores, it's Angelo-os!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55# Mr Boombastic say me fantastic
0:02:55 > 0:02:58# Touch me on my butt she says I'm Mr Ro-
0:02:59 > 0:03:01# Romantic call me fantastic
0:03:01 > 0:03:06# She touch me on my butt She says Mr Ro-
0:03:06 > 0:03:08# Smooth just like silk
0:03:08 > 0:03:11# Soft and coddle Hug me up like a quilt. #
0:03:11 > 0:03:15- Oi! Angelos!- What? - What's that?
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Hey?- What's that trailing from your rear end?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Have you been hiding in the tree outside Ulrika's room?- No.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Have you, Angelos?- No. - Angelos?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- No!- Angelos. - No!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Yes. Yes I have. LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- Yes. So?- Angelos, where are you spending Christmas?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- What?- Where are you spending Christmas?- Ulrika's.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- LAUGHTER - Is he, Ulrika?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- No!- I am! I've dug a tunnel! LAUGHTER
0:03:46 > 0:03:49What, you've got a shelter underneath, have you?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Yeah, got a shelter. All my provisions - a turkey, a gas stove.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55It's gonna be a lovely time. Come down!
0:03:55 > 0:04:01- Or else I'll come up. - Keeping score for us, Angelos?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04HONK Yeah, alright.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Thanks very much! - Ronnie Wood.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Yeah.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10There's a railway station near your house with a plaque.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14It says, "Queen Victoria was laid by this stone."
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- LAUGHTER - Was that you?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- That was Bill. - Was it?- Yep.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24It was, wasn't it? I knew it. I had a sniff.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- You had a sniff? - LAUGHTER AND GROANS
0:04:26 > 0:04:28What's the latest you've ever stayed up?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30LAUGHTER
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Six days ago.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Really? Because I stayed up...
0:04:35 > 0:04:38A couple of weeks ago I stayed up 'til about half one!
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Let me tell you, there's some pretty good telly that time of night!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Right. Ronnie, here's a question.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Take a look at your monitor and you'll see a top celebrity
0:04:51 > 0:04:55who's hiding his face with his hand. Who is it?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58LAUGHTER
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Who d'you reckon that is? He's very, very famous.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I dunno who the hell it is but it looks like...
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- John Travolta to me. - Let's have a look.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11BOTH: It's Robert De Niro! LAUGHTER
0:05:12 > 0:05:14APPLAUSE
0:05:14 > 0:05:17It was Robert De Niro. Unlucky, there, Ronnie.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Ronnie, what's your favourite record?
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Exile on Main Street. What's your favourite record?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Hundred and ten metre hurdles. LAUGHTER
0:05:29 > 0:05:31APPLAUSE
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- It's a good record, Angelos. - It may never be beaten.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- It's lovely to see you, Joanna. - Thank you.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Would you like a question, Joanna? - Yes I would, please.- Here goes.
0:05:42 > 0:05:47True or false, muesli is a by-product of coffin making.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50LAUGHTER False.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Actually it's true.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:05:55 > 0:05:59# Ulrika-ka-ka The Scan-da-nav-i-an delight
0:05:59 > 0:06:03# Ulrika-ka-ka keeps pickled herring In her tights. #
0:06:03 > 0:06:05SMALL EXPLOSIONS
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - APPLAUSE
0:06:14 > 0:06:17THANDIE COUGHS
0:06:17 > 0:06:20APPLAUSE AND HOWLING LAUGHTER
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Was that you, Thandie? Was that you?
0:06:25 > 0:06:28LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:06:31 > 0:06:34That was your fault! You were supposed to be in charge of that!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37I think it was... I think it was an electrical fault.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- What happened? - I think it was the electrics.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- That's ridiculous. You're a cretin. - I'm not a cretin.- You are.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46You're a cretin and a moron.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Last night, Vic, you burned the house down.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Alright, we'll be squit-squiddly-it-dits, then.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Just don't do it again, you moron. - LAUGHTER
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Ulrika. It's Christmas.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02For old time's sake, let's see you drink a pint,
0:07:02 > 0:07:05but a pint of a nice Christmassy drink.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- No!- The egg-based fluid, I can only call it a fluid,
0:07:09 > 0:07:12that goes under the name of Advocaat.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Oh. You're kidding me. I've never had it. What is it?
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Have you not seen James Cameron's Advocaat?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22LAUGHTER
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Seriously to God, what is it? - Advocaat.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- That looks like Penicillin! - Yeah?
0:07:29 > 0:07:33It doesn't say, "Guaranteed not to look like Penicillin."
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Stand up. Do your best, love. I'll give you ten seconds.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Oh my God. - I know, I know. It's Christmas!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- CHEERING - Are you ready, Ulrika?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43A-a-and...go!
0:07:44 > 0:07:50Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four...
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- SCREAMING AND WHISTLING - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Give her the bucket. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:02 > 0:08:04BURP
0:08:04 > 0:08:09- LAUGHTER - Well done, you get the point.
0:08:09 > 0:08:14Now, Jack, with your face like an abandoned winklepicker.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16LAUGHTER
0:08:16 > 0:08:19With your face like a rodgered Whittaker.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Like a retarded cowboy. - LAUGHTER
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Like a willy warmer with mouse droppings on it.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32LAUGHTER
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Tell us your miserable Christmas story.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I've had a terrible Christmas.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40I can't wait 'til it's over and I can take my presents to the dump.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42LAUGHTER
0:08:42 > 0:08:45I bought Christmas tree lights from Angelos' pound shop.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49They didn't work and he didn't give me my money back.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - They didn't work! They did not work!
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Listen, Dee. One of them worked.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02LAUGHTER
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Right, Jack. Here's a question for you.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09True or false, Iron Man can iron up to ten shirts in one hour.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11LAUGHTER
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- That's false. - You reckon that's false. It's true.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21And when him and the Steamer get together, it's laundry madness!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23LAUGHTER
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Ricky, it's lovely to see you here. How're you feeling?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29I was pretty good but I was told it was Newsnight.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- You were told what? - HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I was told I was going on Newsnight!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37You got quite a shock, then.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40LAUGHTER
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Has that thrown you, Bob? LAUGHTER
0:09:47 > 0:09:50He's such a soppy old thing.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Have you seen him, Ricky? - Seen what?- What's behind you.- No.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57You don't want to know, do you?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59LAUGHTER Oh for...
0:09:59 > 0:10:02LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:10:09 > 0:10:11We've got a celebrity question for you.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Have a look at your monitor and a celebrity is going to ask you a question.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16See if you can answer.
0:10:16 > 0:10:22Weak, limp, lifeless, dull, oily, flaky, dry,
0:10:22 > 0:10:28nitty, manky, fag ash, stinkin', clammy, shitty and knackered.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Come on girls, what am I describing this time?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34LAUGHTER
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- What's she describing, Ricky? - Not my underpants, is it?!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41What do you reckon? What's she describing?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- The extensions of her hair. - The extensions of her hair.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Let's find out.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51No, I'm not describing Simon Cowell. I'm describing my prat.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55LAUGHTER
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Thandie.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Thandie, oh, Thandie.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Thandie, you wanna make love?
0:11:07 > 0:11:12- Now?- Yes. You wanna make love?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Here. Take my glove. I don't need it no more.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:11:22 > 0:11:24COUNTRY MUSIC
0:11:24 > 0:11:26LAUGHTER
0:11:29 > 0:11:31APPLAUSE
0:11:37 > 0:11:39LAUGHTER
0:11:47 > 0:11:51So, Thandie, I expect you're suitably impressed.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Thandie, here's a question for you.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01A leopard never changes his...?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Spots.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Sorry, it's underpants.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08LAUGHTER
0:12:08 > 0:12:13That's the end of the first round, so what are the scores Angelos?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Angelos?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19DREAMY MUSIC
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Angelos, I'm going to give you the best Christmas present ever.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29OK then. What do you want me to do?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Why don't you touch me?
0:12:36 > 0:12:39No. Touch me properly.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42LAUGHTER
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Why don't you just dim the lights?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53LAUGHTER
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I love you, Angelos.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I love you, Angelos.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03OK then. Let's do it.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:13:07 > 0:13:10DREAMY MUSIC
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Angelos! Angelos!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- Angelos!- What?- They want you. - You stay away from me.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21LAUGHTER
0:13:21 > 0:13:24What's the matter? What are the scores, Angelos?
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Ulrika's got two and Jack's got nothing.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:13:33 > 0:13:35CHEERFUL MUSIC
0:13:56 > 0:13:59APPLAUSE
0:13:59 > 0:14:01The next round is the clips round.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05I'd like both teams to look at this clip of Mulligan and and O'Hare
0:14:05 > 0:14:07with a selection of their Christmas music.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09The question follows. Watch carefully.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16# Is there anything decent on the Christmas telly this year?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18# Non. Zero.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22# Surely Ant and Dec have got a special on the telly this year?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25# Zero. Zero.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28# Is Noel Edmonds giving presents to orphans?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31# Or some shit on Discovery about Christmas dolphins?
0:14:31 > 0:14:37# No. Zero. N'est pas. D'accord. Zero. Rien. Nowt. #
0:14:38 > 0:14:41LAUGHTER
0:14:43 > 0:14:46# What are you wearing on Christmas day?
0:14:46 > 0:14:50# Denim! Denim! D-d-d-d-denim!
0:14:50 > 0:14:53# What are you wearing for Christmas dinner?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55# Denim! Denim! Patches of denim!
0:14:55 > 0:14:59# What are you wearing for the Christmas disco?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01# Denim! Denim!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03# My diddly denim bra
0:15:03 > 0:15:05# Denim! #
0:15:05 > 0:15:07LAUGHTER
0:15:13 > 0:15:16# Christmas at the Premier Inn.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19# Bye bye Christmas.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22# Room service there's no-one in.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26# Nowhere to rest one's Christmas chin.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28# Bye.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31# Bye Christmas.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35# The restaurant's closed, the pipes are froze.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39# Why we came here, no-one knows.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42# Bye bye.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45# No-one in the bar but Lenny Henry.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48# Bye bye.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50# Christmas. #
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Non!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55APPLAUSE
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Team B, I'll come to you first.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Some Christmas songs there from Mulligan and O'Hare,
0:16:05 > 0:16:10but can you tell me what is the biggest ever selling Christmas single?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- White Christmas.- In the UK. - Noddy Holder?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15And so here it is... What's it called?
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- I think it would be Slade. - Slade. Joanna?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- The one, "It's Christmas!" - That's Slade, yeah?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Ulrika, I'll have to take the answer from you cos you're the skipper.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Yeah, I'll go with that.- Slade. Over to you for Team A's answer.
0:16:28 > 0:16:33- Any ideas? What was it? The best selling?- The biggest selling UK Christmas single.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Thandie, what do you think? - I think it's the Live Aid one.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40- Is that what you're going for, Jack?- Live Aid. - I'm afraid you're both wrong.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44The answer is John Lennon, "Happy Christmas War Is Over."
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Having said that, if you take sales from the Norfolk area only,
0:16:48 > 0:16:52it's Mick Moff from Mick Moffin and the Mothmen
0:16:52 > 0:16:55with, "It's going to be another buffin shaped Christmas this year."
0:16:57 > 0:17:02Followed by number two, "There's a moth in the microwave Martha, so Christmas is cancelled."
0:17:02 > 0:17:07And at number three, "There's a moth in my mouth mother. Fetch Malcolm. Fetch Malcolm."
0:17:08 > 0:17:12- Also by Mick Moff and his Mothmen. - From Mick Moff and the Mothmen.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16But that's Norfolk only figures.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Ulrika.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24# I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry Christmas
0:17:24 > 0:17:27# I wish you a merry Christmas And a happy new year. #
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- That is for you. You may open it now.- Open it up.- Open it.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Open it.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Now they weren't originally for you, I've got to be honest.
0:17:36 > 0:17:41They were originally for the lady what I rent a room off of.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43But I thought it was inappropriate.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45LAUGHTER
0:17:45 > 0:17:50I thought it was inappropriate to give them to her
0:17:50 > 0:17:53because the lady I rent a room off of is my Mum.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54LAUGHTER
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Merry Christmas!
0:17:56 > 0:17:58APPLAUSE
0:18:01 > 0:18:03It's time for the Dove round,
0:18:03 > 0:18:08so can you all help me beckon down the beautiful plump Dove from Above.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11THEY COO
0:18:12 > 0:18:18Isn't she beautiful? Joanna, could you pick a category from the Dove from Above?
0:18:18 > 0:18:22I'm going to go with 'Secrets'.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Seek rats?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26LAUGHTER
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Secrets.- Oh!- Sea rats.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Earlier today, we did some secret recording
0:18:33 > 0:18:37in one of the other people's dressing room.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40We're going to play you the audio only.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Listen, and can you tell us who's dressing room it was we were recording in?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- OK.- Listen carefully.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48SPRINGS SQUEAK
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Who's dressing room do you think that might have been?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I would say that was Thandies'.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08LAUGHTER
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Why would that be?
0:19:10 > 0:19:14I think that's the sort of noise she probably would make in there.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16LAUGHTER
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- On her own or with someone? - On her own.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21LAUGHTER
0:19:21 > 0:19:27- That's your answer?- That is my answer.- Let's find out.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29SPRINGS SQUEAK
0:19:32 > 0:19:34LAUGHTER
0:19:36 > 0:19:38APPLAUSE
0:19:38 > 0:19:40It was Ricky!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky!
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Ricky relaxing on the rocking horse that he came here on.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Here's something I've been waiting a long time to show you. It's my buzzard.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Aaaahhh!- It's alright.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56LAUGHTER
0:20:00 > 0:20:02LAUGHTER
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- What is that thing? - Just something I wanted to show you.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- What is it?- It's my buzzard with no confidence now, Vic,
0:20:11 > 0:20:14since you put the cocktail in its face.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Ron, pick a category from the Dove. - Oh Yeah.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Oh Yeah!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Right, it's Angelos' Variety Showcase.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26He's going to perform a bit of magic, Ronnie.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Watch carefully, the question follows.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31SERENE MUSIC
0:20:43 > 0:20:45SQUEAL
0:20:52 > 0:20:53SQUEAL
0:20:58 > 0:21:00DRUM ROLL
0:21:03 > 0:21:05AUDIENCE GASP
0:21:18 > 0:21:20CHEERS AND LAUGHTER
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Well done, Angelos.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- Thank you, Angelos. - Thank you, Angelos.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Now, Ron, here's the question.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47We saw some bacon there.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Do you like bacon? - Yes, sometimes. Crispy.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- I've got some bacon.- You have.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Do you reckon if I throw that at Bob's face, it'd stick?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58It means it's done.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Do you think it will..? Ha ha!
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Do you think it'll stick or fall?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04It will stick.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Let's find out.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Ricky, would you like to select a category from the Dove from Above.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Club and Jazz, please. - Club and Jazz, Club and Jazz.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27It's a Club Singer question. Mr Reeves who should be seated here,
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Hello.- That's Mr Reeves, who'll sing a song in a club style.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Listen carefully, can you guess what sing it is he's singing.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Ready, Angelos.- Yes. DRUM BEAT
0:22:38 > 0:22:42# Oh wen nendo de-miri dippo
0:22:42 > 0:22:46# Medo yo mi orch espiria
0:22:46 > 0:22:50# E mi bob bevinchi soo re geeva hurry boo
0:22:50 > 0:22:52# Hey! Appy noo yo-yo-yo hoo hey! #
0:22:54 > 0:22:58AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:22:58 > 0:23:01What song..? What song was that?
0:23:01 > 0:23:07- We Wish You a Merry Christmas. - We Wish You...- A Merry Christmas.
0:23:07 > 0:23:08- Mr Reeves?- It was.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:23:10 > 0:23:16Let's hear that song sung in the style of Sir Cecil Airplane
0:23:16 > 0:23:19and his jazz ensemble.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20QUICK BEAT
0:23:20 > 0:23:23# We wish you a Merry Christmas
0:23:23 > 0:23:25# Wish you a Merry Christmas
0:23:25 > 0:23:28# We wish you a Merry Christmas
0:23:28 > 0:23:32# And a Happy New Ye-e-ear! #
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- Oh, that's nice.- Thandie.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Oh, they're lovely. - They are, they're for her.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50AUDIENCE LAUGH
0:23:57 > 0:24:00You are just going to have to get in line.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04- He's got a point.- True.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- So, Angelos.- What?- Wadda the scores?
0:24:10 > 0:24:14ROBOTIC VOICE: One million two hundred and five thousand six hundred and seventy eight.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18- I want to know what the scores are. - Please don't interrupt.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22How many has Jack's team got?
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Loads.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28How many has Ulrika's team got?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30More than Jack.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Angelos, how much has Jack got?
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Nothing. He's got nothing.
0:24:36 > 0:24:41- How much has Ulrika got?- Two. - Yes, thanks, Angelos.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45HORN SOUNDS
0:24:47 > 0:24:51Oh, we forgot to ask. Hey, hey, how stupid of us on a Christmas show.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53- Let's find out what's in his bag. - Good idea.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00# What's in your bag, Angelos
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- # Tell us what's in your bag - You bastard
0:25:03 > 0:25:07# An album by the girl band, Girls Aloud
0:25:07 > 0:25:09# And a piece of the Turin Shroud. #
0:25:09 > 0:25:11AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Nice contents.- Yeah.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Next round is the quick fire round.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19It's on the buzzers so we want to see those fingers.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Can we see those fingers?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23There we are. See those fingers.
0:25:23 > 0:25:28We don't know how much time we've got. When time's up you'll hear -
0:25:28 > 0:25:29A-a-a-a-a-argh!
0:25:29 > 0:25:33FISTS FIGHT AND CYMBAL CRASH
0:25:33 > 0:25:35- Off you go, Vic.- True or false.
0:25:35 > 0:25:40To this day, Gok Wan's father believes his son works as a docker in Hull.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42BUZZER
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- True.- True?- True. - It is true.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Name a type of bee.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50- BUZZER - A honey bee.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53No, it's lower case.
0:25:53 > 0:25:58True of false. In May, Melvin Bragg's hair was designated
0:25:58 > 0:26:00an area of Outstanding Beauty?
0:26:01 > 0:26:03- BUZZER - That's Dee.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05- That's true.- It is true!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- Name a type of tea. - BUZZER
0:26:08 > 0:26:10- That's Newton.- Lapsang souchong.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12No. Uppercase.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Name a type of cue.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- BUZZER - That is Jonsson.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23- Capital Q.- No, snooker.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26True or false...
0:26:26 > 0:26:28END OF ROUND CALL
0:26:28 > 0:26:33That's the end of the quiz so what are the final scores, Angelos?
0:26:33 > 0:26:38Well, for one night only tonight the scores are tied.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Audience: Ooooh!
0:26:42 > 0:26:48I'm very pleased about that because for this special occasion we've got a double-headed challenge.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51I'm going to ask Ronnie and Ricky if they'll go head-to-head
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- in tonight's final challenge.- Yes!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55It's a good fun challenge.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Praise the Lord!
0:26:57 > 0:27:01Come and join us Ronnie and Ricky for tonight's final challenge.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02- Come on!- Thank you, Ricky.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06Ronnie... Ronnie and Ricky, if you'd like to join me.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Thanks for doing this challenge.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10It's going to be worthwhile for the winner.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Here's Mr Reeves with details of the prize.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16You could win this magnificent prize. Just take a look in here.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19MAGICAL MUSIC
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Wow! You could win -
0:27:23 > 0:27:26This magnificent torch!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29- A beautiful prize. - Could be yours.
0:27:29 > 0:27:34A simple challenge. If you'd like to take your positions on a cart of your choice.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37There's Ricky seated in his cart.
0:27:37 > 0:27:43The first person to cross the ramp and successfully leap the sausages.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Mr Reeves is showing you the sausages.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49- One, two, three.- You must leap the ramp without damaging the sausages.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52That really would be just criminal. OK?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54All right, Ronnie? I'll turn it on.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Have you ever shopped in one of these before?
0:27:57 > 0:28:00- When I was little, in there. - You used to sit in there?- Yeah.
0:28:00 > 0:28:05OK, lads, it's as simple as that. Three, two, one, go!
0:28:08 > 0:28:10Come on, Ricky!
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Come on, Ronnie!
0:28:19 > 0:28:22AUDIENCE CHEERS THEM ON
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Here they come!
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Here they come!
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Congratulations Ricky!
0:28:36 > 0:28:39Well done, Ricky. You've won the torch!
0:28:39 > 0:28:43That's good night from the Christmas Shooting Stars.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49# Good night from Shooting Stars
0:28:49 > 0:28:51# Good night wherever you are. #
0:28:51 > 0:28:56Happy Christmas to all our viewers.
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