0:00:08 > 0:00:13'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the celebrity show-biz quiz...
0:00:13 > 0:00:17'Here are your hosts, Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer.'
0:00:17 > 0:00:19CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:00:21 > 0:00:25# It's wall-to-wall fanny at the disco tonight
0:00:25 > 0:00:29# Gandalf arrives and he's looking for a wife
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Sprinkles space dust on the dance floor, blows on his love trombone
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# When a bouncer taps him on the shoulder and says
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time that you went home
0:00:39 > 0:00:43BOTH: # A million discos later
0:00:43 > 0:00:49# Gandalf's still alone
0:00:49 > 0:00:51# Yeah
0:00:51 > 0:00:59# So come along and let's start Shooting Stars. #
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Yeah!
0:01:00 > 0:01:04CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:01:04 > 0:01:10Introducing James "the Yorkshire pudding" Martin!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:01:14 > 0:01:20Graeme "his ghost could be in YOUR attic" Hawley!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Departing from platform six, oh, mind the gap,
0:01:27 > 0:01:32- it's Ulrika-ka-ka-ka-ka! - CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:01:32 > 0:01:36The Jack Dee Fat Dog Training Club.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:01:40 > 0:01:45- Ross "the hunchback" Noble! - CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:01:50 > 0:01:52And, finally, Dennis...
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Sorry, Brigitte Nielsen! - LAUGHTER
0:01:56 > 0:01:59CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Can I have a kiss?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Thank you.
0:02:01 > 0:02:06It's Tights Night! Tights Night tonight!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Welcome to Shooting... - WHIRRING
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Once again, Vic, I have to stop the introduction
0:02:14 > 0:02:17because you are fannying around with something!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Well, excuse me for living!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24But if you could find the time just to drill a hole
0:02:24 > 0:02:27in the back of me head, please!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- It would be a pleasure.- Thank you.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32WHIRRING
0:02:33 > 0:02:35That's it. Right there. Oh, yeah.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Aargh! Oh!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Cut it out! Thank you.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- BRIGITTE: Oh, my God. - Enjoy your hole.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Thank you.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Are you finished now?- Yes. - Relax. I'll get on with the show.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. - SUCKING
0:02:51 > 0:02:54LAUGHTER
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Vic, could you finish that for us?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00SLURPING
0:03:07 > 0:03:10BELCHES
0:03:10 > 0:03:13BRIGITTE: That's gross.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18That's it. I've finished.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21As I was saying, good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26Welcome, team A. Welcome, team B. There isn't a show without him.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28He's in the studio.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32He's coming towards yer. It's Angelos Epithemiou.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37MUSIC: Apache by Michael Viner's Incredible Bongo Band
0:03:48 > 0:03:51CHEERS AND WHISTLES
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- That's all over, then? - I'm a rapper now.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I've got into that, the rapping game.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Enjoying it?- Yeah, it's wicked.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16On the up side, I can sing and express myself.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21- Any down sides to it?- Yeah. You gotta dress like a Scouser.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Big shout out for the whole crew!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- James Martin.- Yes.- It's a guess.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35But I reckon you've probably got a hairy arse.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38BRIGITTE: God! You guys are crazy!
0:04:38 > 0:04:43That's terrible! You don't talk about butt hair with a chef!
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- Well...- Oh, my God! That's scary!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I was gonna ask whether it was like A, B or C.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Just so I can imagine it properly in me mind.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Would you say you were A, B or C?
0:04:58 > 0:05:02LAUGHS Probably, out of the three, B.
0:05:02 > 0:05:07- You're a B man? Ideal for a chef. Wouldn't you say, Ross?- I would.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Isn't it time to move on or something?
0:05:10 > 0:05:16Is it true that you have a night club called Yorkshire Puddings where you only let fat lasses in?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18LAUGHTER
0:05:20 > 0:05:23APPLAUSE
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Yes. It is true. - It is true?- It is true.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Well, all the best with that club. I'll give you a question, James.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35It's a special treat for you, cos your question's gonna be delivered
0:05:35 > 0:05:39by a very good friend of the show, Archie Andrews - here's Archie.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Archie's gonna bring you a little envelope.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48The subject of the question is contained in the envelope.
0:05:48 > 0:05:53HARP GLISSANDO
0:06:02 > 0:06:04There's the little envelope, James.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Look inside the envelope.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09The question is simply, what is that?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12LAUGHTER
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- What is it? - LAUGHS
0:06:16 > 0:06:18What is it?
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- It's a rabbit dropping. - It looks like a rabbit dropping.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28I told you, Bob. You should go to the doctor's and get it sorted out.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Graeme.- Yes.- Graeme Hawley. John Stape from Coronation Street.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39- That's true.- I've done a drawing of what I imagine you look like...
0:06:39 > 0:06:41BRIGITTE: Oh, no!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44..digging a hole to bury another victim.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Is that you, would you say? - Well, topically,
0:06:56 > 0:07:01I've probably got a hairier arse, but everything else is good.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06That's how I imagine you when I think of you. With a bit of that.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10FANFARE
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Am I anywhere near the truth?
0:07:18 > 0:07:22He plays a lot better than that.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- You're frighteningly near the truth. - A morning trumpet.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Graeme, I'm going to offer you a question.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Who is Sir Bottingdon Sodworthy?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Can I confer?- No.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40You can confer with Angelos, if you think that'll get you anywhere!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Any... Any ideas?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47No.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49LAUGHTER
0:07:49 > 0:07:53APPLAUSE
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Any ideas, Graeme?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Is it the Mayor of Ramsbottom?- No.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03- He's Choddington Sodworthy's father. - LAUGHTER
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Miles out.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Everyone all right for drinks?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Everyone OK for drinks?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13What you offering?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Ouzo.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- Everyone all right? - Yes, thank you.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Where'd you get it? - Never you mind, Jack.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Perfectly legitimate stuff.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Got it out your house.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- I know YOU like a drink. - LAUGHTER
0:08:33 > 0:08:40- Ross Noble.- Hello.- Do you guarantee, if I can beat your price you'll refund the difference?- Yes.
0:08:40 > 0:08:45- You were living in Australia?- Yes. - You abandoned it because of...?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49My house burnt down. Thanks for bringing it up in a comedy set(!)
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- CHUCKLING:- Did you lose everything?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55I did. Yes. LAUGHTER
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- I didn't know.- "It's hilarious!" LAUGHTER
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- I have a question. - OK.- Your question is...
0:09:02 > 0:09:05KLAXON
0:09:05 > 0:09:10That klaxon simply means that this question will be asked by Angelos.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Here we go, Ross. How you doing? - Very well.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17OK. Um... Right... Just get it out the way.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Who is taller?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Terry
0:09:23 > 0:09:26or Lazy Barry?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28LAUGHTER
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Is Lazy Barry sitting down?
0:09:32 > 0:09:37Standing up. It's not a trick question, Ross. I wouldn't do that to you.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I'm gonna go Terry.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Who?- Terry.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Ah! It's a shame! It's not Terry. It's Lazy Barry.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I thought your tallest friend was Daft Ron.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52No. He's lost a few inches.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- What do you mean?- Heroin.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00- Who knew?- You lose a lot of your friends through heroin addiction.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Yes, I do. Yes.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07But I remain chipper. Yeah.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- You do. You do.- I do!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Brigitte.- Yes.- Brigitte.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- You're so amazing.- Eh? I'm sorry?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17I'm sorry?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I said you're so amazing.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22I thought that's what you said.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26So cute. Very cute.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Brigitte.- Tell me, darling.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- Brigitte. - Oh, God! What's the...tights?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Oooh!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Oh, my God!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Wow!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Argh! Argh! Oh!
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Brigitte. Come back, Brigitte. - OK. I'm just kidding.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Now we're going out with each other, you'll be moving in with me.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03I must say it's just...
0:11:05 > 0:11:09..temporary accommodation. You can move into the garage with me.
0:11:09 > 0:11:14We'll be sleeping under Eggy John's van.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16That is terrible.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Now we're going out and moving into the garage,
0:11:20 > 0:11:25how about we have a photograph together to put on the gas meter?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Oh, my God! That's so tacky! Why not?
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- Bob, take a picture of us. - Is this for the boiler room?
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Are you going to do something weird? - No.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- What are you going to do?- Nothing.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Take your glasses off.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45SCREAMS
0:11:48 > 0:11:50It's Eggy John.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:11:55 > 0:11:57It's just Eggy John.
0:11:57 > 0:12:03- He had slimy hands!- You'll grow to love life with me and Eggy John.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Thank you for inviting me. You're so romantic.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Oh, God!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Brigitte, we'll sort this out later on.- That's creepy.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15- I should ask you a question really. - You'd better!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Brigitte, if you slit open a zebra,
0:12:18 > 0:12:21how many people usually climb out and run off?
0:12:21 > 0:12:25LAUGHTER Oh, God! I don't know.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Usually. - I've never tried. One and a half.
0:12:29 > 0:12:34Well, I'm gonna give you it cos it's always two. Always a boy and a girl.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38- Always nicely turned out and quite polite.- Really?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- That's the end of that round. - It is. Yeah.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Let's find out, what are the scores, Angelos?
0:12:45 > 0:12:52MUSIC: Drop The Pressure, Jack Beats Rinsed Out Rave mix
0:13:05 > 0:13:09BRIGITTE: That's awesome! That is so much fun.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Getting carried away, innit?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Thank you, Angelos. What are the scores?
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Jack's got one. Ulrika's got one.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:13:32 > 0:13:36- Shall we get James to do the advert for our savoury paste?- Why not?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39James, I just wondered if you'd help us.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42We've got a new savoury paste in our range.
0:13:42 > 0:13:47We wondered if you'd help us with an endorsement of our savoury spread.
0:13:47 > 0:13:52- We just squeeze it out of sea birds. - Yeah! We put it straight in the box.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54James, all you have to do,
0:13:54 > 0:13:57when you feel Vic push on your shoulders,
0:13:57 > 0:13:59give a surprised look to the camera.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03- Are you ready?- I'm ready. - We're all ready. Let's go.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07- JINGLE - # Do-do-do-do-do-do
0:14:07 > 0:14:09# Easy to apply, so easy on the eye. #
0:14:11 > 0:14:13LAUGHTER
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Got it.- Thank you, James.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:14:20 > 0:14:26Next, the clips round. I'd like both teams to look at the clip on the monitors.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28The question follows.
0:14:35 > 0:14:40- So, how can I help you, Elton? - Well, you know,
0:14:40 > 0:14:43we're so happy with little...Zachary.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- He's an absolute joy. - Yes, we adore him.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Thank you, David. I'll do the talking. As I was saying...
0:14:50 > 0:14:54We're very happy with young...Xanadu, but what we want...
0:14:54 > 0:14:57..is a little playmate for him.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- D'you mind? Who's Mum here?- You are.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- "You are, Elton."- You are, Elton. - Thank you.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06We only have one child available - Michael. Would you like to meet him?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09BOTH: Oh, yes, please.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Michael!
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- What do you want? - Michael, this is Elton and David.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- They'd like to be your mew mum and dad.- My new mum and dad?
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- INCOMPREHENSIBLE:- ..right pair of gits. You come in here...
0:15:24 > 0:15:28..take your 'king head off! Understand what I'm saying now?
0:15:28 > 0:15:33- ..I'll take your ear off! - COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Would you like to take him? BOTH: Yes, please.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Come on, Elton. Let's flesh bond.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47APPLAUSE
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Elton John and David Furnish at the adoption agency.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Team A first, have a look on the monitor.
0:15:55 > 0:16:01You'll see a baby made up of the faces of its two celebrity fathers.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Tell me who those two fathers are.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09- Who is it? - Is it Nick Clegg and Dave Cameron?
0:16:09 > 0:16:10No.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Team B?- Is it Ant and Dec?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Let's find out.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20It's Ant and Dec! James Martin!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22James "the man" Martin!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:16:24 > 0:16:29That's the end of the clips round. What are the scores, Angelos?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Nice one. Jack's got one. Ulrika's got two!
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Vic.
0:16:39 > 0:16:44- Oh!- Stop it!- What the hell is that thing doing here again?
0:16:44 > 0:16:48- Stop shouting! You know how under confident he is.- I hate it.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- I hate that duck. - Stop it! It's a buzzard.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55I want you to apologise to Philip for the way you've treated him.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57I want him to start recovering.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00I'm sorry that I told everyone
0:17:00 > 0:17:03that your duck is an idiot.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Vic, apologise properly. It's important to me and to Philip.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- Just say, Philip...- Philip...
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- I'm really sorry I upset you. - I'm really sorry I upset you.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- I hope you get your confidence back. - I hope you get your confidence back.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- It wasn't that hard, was it? - Stupid penguin!- Eh!
0:17:21 > 0:17:24BRIGITTE: That's not a penguin!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- All right, Philip? - Does he want a bit of milkshake?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Would you like a bit of milkshake, Philip? He said he'd love some.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Yeah?
0:17:32 > 0:17:34LAUGHTER
0:17:34 > 0:17:38BRIGITTE: Oh, my God! No! That's terrible!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- That's what I think of him. - APPLAUSE
0:17:41 > 0:17:46- He's back to square one now. - Has he lost his confidence again?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48His confidence is shot to pieces.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53What do you think, with that blinking milkshake on his head?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56I hope you feel bad about that.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00- GLASS SMASHES - What have you done now?
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- That was his nerves shattering! - LAUGHTER
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Oh!- I just don't like ducks.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08SCREAMS
0:18:10 > 0:18:12For God's sake, Brigitte. Relax!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I thought you were that creepy guy.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17It is.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23- No, no.- I think you're great.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Thank you, my love. Listen, although I've had a look at you...
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Yes.- You're not my type.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31OK.
0:18:31 > 0:18:36That's fine. Ulrika's my girl. Even though she's on the turn.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- Let's rap together? - What? Like presents?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44No! Like the thing you were doing.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46No.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49LAUGHTER Fair enough.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Next is the Dove From Above round.
0:18:51 > 0:18:57Help me beckon down that beautiful plump dove from above, and down she will surely come.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59ALL: Cooo!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06It's Tights Night!
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- Pick a category, James, from the Dove From Above.- Steel.
0:19:12 > 0:19:18Good choice. It's the club singer question. Mr Reeves, who should be seated here,
0:19:18 > 0:19:22will sing a song in club style, can you tell what song he's singing?
0:19:24 > 0:19:28INCOMPREHENSIBLE
0:19:35 > 0:19:38BRIGITTE: I know it!
0:19:38 > 0:19:39James?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43What was it, James?
0:19:43 > 0:19:47- I have no idea.- Really?- Brigitte?
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Twist Again? - No!- I know what you mean.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- # ..Like you did last summer. # - What song were you singing, Vic?
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- I was singing Making Your Mind Up by Bucks Fizz.- Ah!
0:19:58 > 0:20:04Let's hear that song sung properly in the style of a flouncy Yorkshire steel worker!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07APPLAUSE
0:20:10 > 0:20:13# First you gotta roll it out
0:20:13 > 0:20:16# Then you gotta flatten it down
0:20:16 > 0:20:20# You get underneath put your head through the hole and look around
0:20:20 > 0:20:23# Then you will find that it's time to
0:20:26 > 0:20:29# Turn on the stop cock! #
0:20:29 > 0:20:31CHEERS AND WHISTLES
0:20:35 > 0:20:41Graeme, would you care to select a category from the dove?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44I would like to have "wash", please.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Of course you can.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50You'll enjoy this. This is Angelos's variety Palladium platform.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Take a look at this. The question follows.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57SIMPLE MELODY ON ORGAN
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Bleach.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Graeme, here's your question.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03What does a dog become after it's six years old?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Um... A chicken?
0:22:08 > 0:22:12No. The answer is, after it's six years old, a dog becomes...
0:22:12 > 0:22:17- seven years old! Ha ha ha ha ha! - CYMBAL CRASH
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- He's here all week! - APPLAUSE
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Matinees all week. Don't forget blue Mondays!
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Ha ha ha. I'm 'ere all week.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30That's the end of the Dove From Above Round.
0:22:30 > 0:22:35- What are the scores, Angelos? - Jack's got two! Ulrika's got two!
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Even Stevens. Two-all.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41BRASS BAND PLAYS COMIC TUNE
0:23:00 > 0:23:07PAN PIPES PLAY THEME FROM "THIS MORNING"
0:23:10 > 0:23:14BRASS BAND CONTINUES
0:23:14 > 0:23:16CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:23:16 > 0:23:20BRIGITTE: That was good!
0:23:21 > 0:23:26Next is the quickfire round, final round. Fingers on your buzzers.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28When time's up, you'll hear this.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Mashed potato. - LAUGHTER
0:23:32 > 0:23:33I can't wait.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36On your buzzers.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39True or false. Ann Widdecombe invented the Vajazzle.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41BUZZER
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Jonsson.- That's Jonsson.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47- She did indeed.- Did she? I wondered who was responsible.
0:23:47 > 0:23:54Who would win in a fight between a radio-controlled sex falcon and a criminally insane hover lobster?
0:23:54 > 0:23:58BUZZER The lobster.
0:23:58 > 0:24:05The fights are always interrupted by a mega-ton gold-plated fire pigeon, so you're wrong.
0:24:05 > 0:24:10True or false. A catflap and a cat's flaps are two entirely different things.
0:24:10 > 0:24:15BELL Yes, they are entirely different.
0:24:15 > 0:24:21- Of course they are. - Where would you find trouser cress, in the front or back garden?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24BUZZER Back garden.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27It depends which is moister or facing south.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Mashed potato.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34That's the end of the round! It's the end of the show.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- What are the final scores... - BOTH: Angelos?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41This week's winner is Ulrika!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:24:44 > 0:24:49She's won on Tights Night!
0:24:49 > 0:24:54Tonight's victorious captain, Ulrika, would you like to choose
0:24:54 > 0:24:57a member of your team to take tonight's final challenge?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00I'd like to pick James.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE - James, come and join me
0:25:03 > 0:25:07to take tonight's final challenge.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:25:09 > 0:25:13After you. James, the first thing I need to do is to ask you
0:25:13 > 0:25:20to go behind the screen, take your trousers off and put on the special challenge coat.
0:25:20 > 0:25:26I assure you it's completely discreet and will cover all your groinings areas.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28See if you're comfortable with it.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- You're not joking, are you?- No.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34LAUGHTER
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Yes, of course.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38That's it.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40LAUGHTER
0:25:40 > 0:25:45There's big prizes on offer, James. It's going to be worth your while.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51- I'm ready.- He's ready! James!
0:25:51 > 0:25:57If you'd like to come and join me around this side of the arena.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- LAUGHTER - Position yourself next to me.
0:26:01 > 0:26:06Now, James, this challenge is called Bombs Away.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10You're playing the part of a bomber in the Second World War.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14You'll be dropping your load into these tins.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19Now, these tins represent key targets on the German mainland.
0:26:20 > 0:26:27All you need to do to release the payload is say, "Bombs away!"
0:26:27 > 0:26:31So, James, if you'd be willing to position yourself
0:26:31 > 0:26:34over the first tin.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Try and sense where the centre of your axis is.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42When you think you're over the target, shout, "Bombs away!"
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- LAUGHTER - It's looking good!
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Bombs away.
0:26:49 > 0:26:54- It went in!- It did go in! We'll give that to you, James.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56It doesn't matter if it bounces out.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59You've won a Chubb lock!
0:26:59 > 0:27:02For either door of your property.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Again, position yourself
0:27:04 > 0:27:06over the second, smaller tin.
0:27:06 > 0:27:11"Bombs away" when you feel you're correctly positioned.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- Pretty good.- Bombs away.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19CHEERING
0:27:19 > 0:27:23Shall we move on? You could still win that colour television.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26The big one is still on offer.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Position yourself over the Toast Topper.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Oh!
0:27:32 > 0:27:36- Low bombing flight!- So low!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38So low!
0:27:38 > 0:27:43- BRIGITTE: Stay like that! - Are you ready, James?
0:27:44 > 0:27:48This is what's known as a scatter bomb.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51- Don't you dare!- Of course not.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Just bombs away.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Bombs away.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:01 > 0:28:05James, up you get. You successfully completed Bombs Away.
0:28:05 > 0:28:09You win this marvellous colour television.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13That's good night from Shooting Stars.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16- Good night! - CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:28:23 > 0:28:27We took you, then, on a journey over the German mainland.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32Unfortunately, he wasn't quite up to the task!
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