0:00:07 > 0:00:13Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the celebrity showbiz quiz, Shooting Stars.
0:00:13 > 0:00:19And here are your hosts for this evening, Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Sly Stallone
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Is all alone
0:00:31 > 0:00:33# On his own
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Sly Stallone
0:00:37 > 0:00:40# Suddenly he changes channel
0:00:40 > 0:00:44# And looks at his potato
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Stares out of the window
0:00:46 > 0:00:49# And looks back at his potato
0:00:50 > 0:00:52# Cos Sly Stallone
0:00:52 > 0:01:00# Is all alo-o-one
0:01:00 > 0:01:07# So come along and let's start Shooting Stars! #
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Right!
0:01:14 > 0:01:20Ladies and gentlemen X Factor finalist, it's Scott Mills!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Mr Rock and Roll!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28John Humphrys.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Miss Sticky Tape, 2002!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38It's Ulrika!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka!
0:01:48 > 0:01:52The Jack Dee Soft Toy Cuddling Club.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Diet guru,
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Brian Butterfield.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01APPLAUSE
0:02:06 > 0:02:08From Hell!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Lisa Snowdon!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:15 > 0:02:17BOB CHANTS
0:02:17 > 0:02:22Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Shooting Stars.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Ah...
0:02:23 > 0:02:25..choo!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Atchoo!
0:02:35 > 0:02:40- Do you get that free on the NHS? - No. No, you have to pay.- No...
0:02:42 > 0:02:46I don't have to pay. YOU have "to-pay"!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Yes, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Shooting Stars.
0:02:51 > 0:02:57But we don't have a show without him because he keeps the scores. It's Angelos!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00BHANGRA MUSIC
0:03:17 > 0:03:23- Hup! Hup! Hup! - Angelos! A little bit of bhangra! What's that all about?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26It's Bhangra Week!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29You're looking lively.
0:03:29 > 0:03:35- I mean business.- Ha ha! So, Round One. The first round. Turning first to...
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Scott! Radio DJ, Radio One.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42- Yeah.- I like your shirts, what you're wearing.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45We're co-ordinated.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47PLAYS HOEDOWN MUSIC
0:03:48 > 0:03:51I just had it lined up.
0:03:51 > 0:03:57- Scott, you recently did that walk across the desert, 100 miles, for Comic Relief.- Mm-hm.
0:03:57 > 0:04:04Did you not think of maybe walking another 20 miles and keeping that extra money for yourself?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06LAUGHTER
0:04:06 > 0:04:12- Why didn't you drive it?- Yeah. - That wasn't... It was a desert trek.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Who?- A desert trek. - A desert trek?
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- To raise money for Comic Relief. - That's up to you, innit?
0:04:19 > 0:04:25Scott, true or false - the Illiterate Book club meet once a week to judge a book by its cover.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- True. - True is a correct answer.
0:04:32 > 0:04:39John Humphrys. John from - I suppose we know you from Mastermind. How long have you been doing it?
0:04:39 > 0:04:47- Eight years.- You see, I watch Mastermind and I often wake up in the morning thinking about you.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- You're thinking about a Humphry? - Well, yes.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55I did a drawing of what I imagine you look like
0:04:55 > 0:04:59when you've done a hard day's work at Mastermind
0:04:59 > 0:05:03and you're just climbing into bed. Am I close?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05LISA: Oh, my God! It's so wrong!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08That's how I imagine you, anyway.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12And then perhaps a bit of that.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16TRUMPET PLAYS What's that?!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Oh, no!
0:05:18 > 0:05:23I know that that doesn't happen. That's just my imagination.
0:05:23 > 0:05:29- Do you think you should worry about your imagination? - I can only dream, John.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32TRUMPET PLAYS
0:05:37 > 0:05:40It's just a dream, John.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Now then, John, you were born in Splott.
0:05:44 > 0:05:50- That's true, isn't it?- So far. - You were born in Splott, but can you tell me where is Splatt?
0:05:50 > 0:05:55It's in the dictionary, just ahead of Splott.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- It is. Where is it?- Oh, I know. I'm just not telling you.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Watch him, John.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16He gets like that if you misbehave and you are misbehaving, John.
0:06:16 > 0:06:22- Where is Splatt?- I don't know! - It's in Devon!- It's in Devon!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24In Devon, John!
0:06:24 > 0:06:28- Well, he didn't get it. It's... Where?- Devon.- Splatt in Devon.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Ulrika, give kindly to the little boy.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Give kindly to the little boy.
0:06:38 > 0:06:44- 'Thank you. Now do you mind if I pop a little something in your slot?'- Peter!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Ulrika, how much did you put in?- 5p.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49'Tight arse!'
0:06:49 > 0:06:54- Ulrika, I have a question. I'll go over here and get it.- OK.
0:06:54 > 0:07:00A question for you. True or false - Zoe Ball and The Apprentice's Stuart Baggs
0:07:00 > 0:07:05have formed a detective agency called Ball Baggs?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07True or false?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10APPLAUSE
0:07:11 > 0:07:16- False.- It IS false! It's called Bag of Balls, obviously.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Jack, with your face like a Turkish fiddling cup,
0:07:21 > 0:07:26with your face like Scooby-Doo's Xmas dump.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28LAUGHTER
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Jack, with your face like a...
0:07:33 > 0:07:36half-buttered bollock.
0:07:37 > 0:07:43How can you even dream of talking to me like that? You're a disgrace to show business dressed like that.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Like a retarded tractor driver.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Who's to say I'm not? To be honest.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52We'll give you a question anyway.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- KLAXON - That klaxon simply means
0:07:55 > 0:07:59that this question will be asked by Angelos!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Let's have your question.- OK.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Here it comes, Jack, for one point. A very simple question.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Can you tell me what is the best
0:08:09 > 0:08:12of the three main things?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15LAUGHTER
0:08:18 > 0:08:20APPLAUSE
0:08:22 > 0:08:27What is the best of the three main things?
0:08:27 > 0:08:32- I don't know. The first one. - Don't be ridiculous.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36You could have had cork or iron, but not balls. Simple.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Hard luck, Jack.
0:08:39 > 0:08:44Turning to a very special guest, Mr Brian Butterfield, ladies and gentlemen.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Yes!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48APPLAUSE
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- It's a pleasure to have you here. - Which camera am I on?
0:08:52 > 0:08:56- See that one over there? With the light on.- Oh, the light on.
0:08:56 > 0:09:02- Would you mind if I just said happy birthday to a special somebody? - Yes, of course.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Happy birthday, Brian.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09LAUGHTER
0:09:09 > 0:09:13I'm recording this programme and I'll watch it on my birthday.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Good idea! - APPLAUSE
0:09:21 > 0:09:26- You need a question.- Yes. - It's true or false, Brian.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29True or false - all fat people are lazy?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34It's true and I know it to be true.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Well done, you!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Thank you!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Right, Lisa... Lisa Snowdon.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Yes!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Ooh!
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Wow.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Lisa...- Hot!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Now that we're going out...- Yeah?
0:09:52 > 0:09:58..you'll be moving into my flat. I'd like to show you a little vignette
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- of what life's going to be like from now on.- Together?- Yeah.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- In our flat.- Nice. I can see that.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh, I can't wait.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Oh, no! What's going to happen?!
0:10:19 > 0:10:25You just imagine, Lisa, it's two o'clock in the afternoon. I've just gotten out of bed.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Ohhh(!)
0:10:28 > 0:10:33- Uh-uh! What do you want me to do? - Just hold it.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Thanks(!)
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Gross.
0:10:51 > 0:10:56- You and me, Lisa. You and me. - Oh, yeah. Bring it on.
0:10:56 > 0:11:04- So, Lisa, your question...- Yes. - ..comes from my good friend Doctor Who. It's Tom Baker.
0:11:07 > 0:11:12Which is longer - a Curly Wurly or a Peperami?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Bleurgh!
0:11:14 > 0:11:19- A Curly Wurly or a Peperami? - Curly Wurly or Peperami. I think...
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- I think a Curly Wurly might be longer.- Let's find out.
0:11:25 > 0:11:31I have a Curly Wurly, the most elaborate of all the chocolate bars, and a Peperami.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38The answer is...Curly Wurly!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Bleurgh!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- It is! You nailed it, Lisa.- Yay!
0:11:45 > 0:11:51- It's so lovely to see Tom Baker. It really is.- Yes. - LAUGHTER
0:11:52 > 0:11:59Well done, Lisa. That's the end of the first round. So what are the scores, Angelos?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02ELECTRONIC WAILING
0:12:07 > 0:12:10DANCE BEAT BEGINS
0:12:17 > 0:12:19KILLS THE MUSIC
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Angelos, control your rig!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28That's the Mexicans for you!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31What are the scores, Angelos?
0:12:31 > 0:12:37Hang on. So then, Humphrys, you reckon you're the Mastermind?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Well, I reckon I'm the Mastermind. So let's have a go.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44Here's me questions. Bung the music on.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46MASTERMIND THEME
0:12:52 > 0:12:58Angelos Neil Epithemiou, you have 30 seconds on your specialist subject - Things Wot You Get Up To.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Yes.
0:13:00 > 0:13:0630 seconds starting now. In 2002, you buried something behind Terry's caravan. What was it?
0:13:06 > 0:13:12- Kenny's whistle, Kenny's flute and Kenny's cat. - Last week, you hid Terry's fags.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16- Why?- He was blowing smoke in my face. It drives me up the bloody wall!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18When you left the house... BEEP
0:13:18 > 0:13:21..did you lock the door?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Yes. No! Shit!
0:13:24 > 0:13:28No! I didn't do that! No! Give me them!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Angelos, Angelos!- What?- Don't go!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- What?- The door will have to wait.
0:13:34 > 0:13:39I don't have a door, actually. I come in through the tunnel.
0:13:40 > 0:13:45- What are the scores, Angelos? - Jack's got 1, Ulrika's got 3!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Vic? Vic?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57What the hell is that?!
0:13:57 > 0:14:01It's Philip, my buzzard. Don't frighten him.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05He lost all his confidence after you assaulted him last time.
0:14:05 > 0:14:10- He's got his confidence back just recently.- What cured him?
0:14:10 > 0:14:16Well, he's become a Christian. He gets a lot of solace from Christian fellowship.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20He's had all the flooring replaced in his new house.
0:14:20 > 0:14:25He's got that wood-effect laminate. It's not real wood.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Like he says, it's hard to tell the difference, though.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34- You'd have to be an expert, wouldn't you?- Yeah. He's really coming on.- Oh, good.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Is that a toupee? Is he a bald eagle?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39LAUGHTER
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Give him a chance. He's trying to get his confidence back.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Oh, yeah. Would he like a chip?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Would you like a chip, Philip?
0:14:49 > 0:14:53- He'd love a chip, yeah. - Would he?- Yeah.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57There.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Why did you do that?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I hate his guts.
0:15:05 > 0:15:11He's a terrible man, isn't he? I'm sorry, Philip. His confidence is shot to pieces now.
0:15:11 > 0:15:18- The next round is the Clips Round. We'll show a clip...- The next round can change someone's life for ever.
0:15:18 > 0:15:24It's an extract from a new detective series called Ambrosia Road.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- Hello, sir. The victim...- All right, Maureen. We'll take over from here.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36All right. Yes, of course, sir.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Let's examine this corpse.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40A cup of coffee, sir?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43I don't want a cup of coffee!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Are you ready, sir?- I'm ready.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Are you ready, John? OK, play it.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56JINGLE PLAYS
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- Anything, sir? - I don't know. Ask John.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Did you find anything, John?
0:16:10 > 0:16:15- No. Do you mind if Barry has a go, sir?- Be my guest.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18JINGLE PLAYS
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Find anything?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Nothing.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32It's him.
0:16:32 > 0:16:37- What have you got for me? - Nothing, sir. We've hit a brick wall.- Let me take a look.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41LIVELY TUNE PLAYS
0:16:45 > 0:16:48THEY MIME WHISTLING ALONG
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Anything, sir?
0:17:02 > 0:17:06- So, sir, what is it? - It's just a big, long bag of bread.
0:17:06 > 0:17:11- Thank God for that!- Let's go back to the station.- I'll join you, boys.
0:17:11 > 0:17:16Oi, son! Get us a nice plate of biscuits and I'll take that coffee now.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19APPLAUSE
0:17:19 > 0:17:23So a clip there from the new detective series Ambrosia Road.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27- I'll ask a question first to you, Team A.- OK.
0:17:27 > 0:17:33We've got the results of a celebrity autopsy. Look at your monitors where you'll see the celebrity autopsy.
0:17:33 > 0:17:38Now, the clues as to whose autopsy it is are in the room.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Can you tell from those clues whose is the celebrity autopsy?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Have a look at their autopsy.
0:17:46 > 0:17:51There's the torso. The arms and legs have been removed as they are in all autopsies.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55At the bottom are the clues to who is that body.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59There's a pair of Cuban-heeled boots, cigarettes and a lovely lady.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Could that be his girlfriend? - Naomi Campbell.
0:18:02 > 0:18:07Why would you think it's Naomi Campbell? That's not her head. They're the clues.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- They're the clues, John. - Who smokes Marlboro?
0:18:11 > 0:18:16- Is it Simon Cowell?- Simon Cowell? What do you say over here?
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- I think it's Osama Bin Laden. - Oh!
0:18:19 > 0:18:22LAUGHTER
0:18:26 > 0:18:32- Are you all right?- Yes. - Your chair's broken as well. Have you got another chair for Brian?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35I don't mind kneeling. Sorry, it's embarrassing.
0:18:35 > 0:18:40- So, Brian, Ulrika, Scott... Are you OK?- I'm fine.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- Who do you think it was? - Scott said Simon Cowell. - Why do you say Simon Cowell?
0:18:44 > 0:18:49- Who is the lovely lady in the corner?- Sinitta.- It is Sinitta.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- Shall we find out who it is?- Yeah.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Go on then.- It's Simon Cowell!
0:18:54 > 0:18:57LAUGHTER
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- So what are the scores, Angelos? - Hold on.- Oh, 'ey up!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Hello, Lisa.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- Hello.- Listen, I know about you. All right?
0:19:07 > 0:19:13And you hang out with Hollywood people and Clooney and all that sort of stuff. I know that.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Which is why I've got my teeth done today.
0:19:16 > 0:19:22- Yeah, they're a good colour cos they're not too white. - Yeah, I've got 'em just right.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27Just because you've gone out with Clooney, it doesn't give you the right, OK,
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- just to assume that you can bang me.- OK.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32OK? All right?
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Just stay off it cos I've seen you looking over there in my office.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40All right? I have got nothing to give you, OK?
0:19:40 > 0:19:45Ulrika's my girl, even though she's on the turn. That's the sort of thing I like.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- So you leave it out.- I'll back off. - Yes, do back off.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54- Any scores, Angelos? - Yeah, all right. Jack's got 2 and Ulrika's got 4.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57APPLAUSE
0:20:00 > 0:20:03The next round is the Dove From Above Round,
0:20:03 > 0:20:06so help me beckon down the beautiful, plump dove from above
0:20:06 > 0:20:10and let's see what questions he brings with him this week. Come on!
0:20:10 > 0:20:17- Come on down!- Down he comes, his feathers glistening, spouting his bullshit, but no-one's listening.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Scott, choose a category from the Dove From Above.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I'll have Air, please.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Air. Your question's coming,
0:20:25 > 0:20:30but first of all, watch this transaction that takes place at a boot sale
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- and the question follows.- OK.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- Hello there.- Oh, hello. - Is this your stall?- Yeah.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- Have you sold much? - A little bit, but not a lot.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- There's quite a lot of fanny here. - LAUGHTER
0:20:43 > 0:20:46But down to business then, yeah?
0:20:46 > 0:20:50- Well, I think, yes... - How much is that?- 50p.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54- I'll give you 30.- 40.- It's a deal. What is it?- I don't know.
0:20:55 > 0:21:01- I don't either, but I'm glad I've got it.- I'm glad to get rid of it. - See you then.- You won't see me. Bye.
0:21:01 > 0:21:08- Scott, that was a transaction direct from a boot sale.- Yeah.- I hope you were listening carefully.
0:21:08 > 0:21:13Can you tell me what was my opening offer for the item I purchased?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- I think it was 50p.- 50p... Unlucky.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19My opening bid was 30p.
0:21:20 > 0:21:26Do I get a bonus point for recognising that it was a scene from the film Avatar?
0:21:26 > 0:21:30LAUGHTER
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Are you OK? - Actually, I have to admit I'm...
0:21:33 > 0:21:38I'm feeling devastated because I didn't know that Simon Cowell had died.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40But...
0:21:40 > 0:21:47- No, Brian...- But actually, now you...now I come to think of it, maybe I did read something about it.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Was he a member of Al-Qaeda?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52No, no, no.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55So, Lisa, would you like to pick a category from the Dove?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59- I guess I'll have Pong, please. - Pong. You'll have Pong.
0:21:59 > 0:22:04That is Angelos's Variety Palladium. You'll see a performance by Angelos.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Take a look at this. The question follows.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- SOFT MUSIC PLAYS - Thank you.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Just bung them on.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Hello.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Good evening.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23DRUM ROLL
0:22:26 > 0:22:28It's a kiwi fruit.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30LAUGHTER
0:22:32 > 0:22:34DRUM ROLL
0:22:38 > 0:22:41APPLAUSE
0:22:48 > 0:22:50LAUGHTER
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- APPLAUSE - Excellent.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Fabulous.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Wow, Lisa, wasn't that fabulous?
0:23:04 > 0:23:09That was, of course, a kiwi fruit which is a kind of fruit... sport's ball.
0:23:09 > 0:23:14But can you tell me, Lisa, what sport uses the smallest balls?
0:23:14 > 0:23:19- I think it's ping-pong. - Table tennis? Is there anything smaller?
0:23:19 > 0:23:23- What are you going for?- Marbles. - What?- Marbles.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Is the correct answer! - APPLAUSE
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Although, Bob, you play football, don't you?
0:23:33 > 0:23:37Yeah, but the question was, "What sport has the smallest balls?"
0:23:37 > 0:23:41Not "what sportsman has the smallest balls?"
0:23:41 > 0:23:47So that's the end of the Dove From Above Round. What's the scores, Angelos?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Jack's got 3, Ulrika's got 4.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52APPLAUSE
0:23:53 > 0:23:57The next round is the final round. It's... What are you doing?
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Jesus!
0:24:03 > 0:24:06The next round is the...
0:24:11 > 0:24:17- You haven't got anything to sprinkle on it?- Salad or something?- Yeah, it's a bit dry.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20What about some cress?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24There.
0:24:24 > 0:24:30- Any better?- Hmm, that's livened it up! That's beautiful. Thank you. Oh, terrific!
0:24:30 > 0:24:37It's the Quickfire Round. Fingers on the buzzers. When the time's up, you'll hear this noise.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Steak and chips!
0:24:39 > 0:24:45True or false... Fingers on buzzers. Graham Norton's wife is notoriously camera-shy?
0:24:45 > 0:24:49- BUZZER - Who is that? Humphrys?
0:24:49 > 0:24:54- True.- "True" is a correct answer. - How many bartrels can you fit in a Dunlop?
0:24:54 > 0:24:58- BUZZER - That's Butterfield.- I don't know.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Is the correct answer.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04What is the average length of a quintrel?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06- BUZZER - That's Dee.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08- It's four, isn't it?- Yes, it's four.
0:25:08 > 0:25:15True or false - if you sneeze, cough and fart at the same time, it's possible to reverse time?
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- BUZZER - That's Humphrys.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- It's certainly true. - Of course it's true, John!
0:25:21 > 0:25:27- Steak and chips.- Whoa, whoa! Steak and chips, that's the end of the Quickfire Round.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30What are the final scores, Angelos?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32This week's winner is Jack!
0:25:32 > 0:25:36- APPLAUSE - Unlucky, Brian.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Well done. Well done.
0:25:40 > 0:25:46Jack, you're tonight's winner and, Jack, I'm going to ask, in fact, insist
0:25:46 > 0:25:51that you do the punishment tonight because it's a little beauty.
0:25:51 > 0:25:56- Are you willing to take tonight's final challenge? - You said "punishment".- Well, yeah.
0:25:56 > 0:26:02- Jack, it's the end game. Will you come and join me?- All right. - Jack Dee, ladies and gentlemen!
0:26:02 > 0:26:04- APPLAUSE - Thank you, Jack.
0:26:04 > 0:26:09You'll immediately recognise this as a pram. Your prize is actually in the pram,
0:26:09 > 0:26:15so the first thing I'll ask you to do is climb into the pram. Are you happy to do that?
0:26:15 > 0:26:19Somewhere in the pram we've hidden...
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Make yourself comfortable, Jack.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Somewhere in the pram, we've hidden a pound. You've got to find it.
0:26:28 > 0:26:33If you find that pound, you'll win a very special prize. Here's Mr Reeves with details of that prize.
0:26:33 > 0:26:39Here's the wonderful prize. You could win this fantastic creature.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43It's a duglet, which we've bred for use in the brewing industry.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46He really is a very cheerful little chap,
0:26:46 > 0:26:49although I may say a little yeasty.
0:26:49 > 0:26:54Right, now, you're going to have a limited amount of time to find that pound
0:26:54 > 0:26:59and, as always, Jack, when it comes to our end games, there is a twist.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- Mr Reeves?- Here's the twist, Jack.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07- We've loaded your pram with dynamite, C4...- Gelignite.
0:27:07 > 0:27:13- Gelignite, nitrous oxide.- The big four.- The big four. It's gonna blow, baby. It's gonna blow!
0:27:13 > 0:27:19- We'll light the fuse. - What if I don't find the pound? - We're going to give you a countdown.
0:27:19 > 0:27:25- When we get to about five-ish, if you haven't found it, I would nick off.- Get out quick.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29- Jack, are you ready for us to light the fuse?- Yeah, OK.
0:27:29 > 0:27:34- Good luck.- So I start looking?- Yeah, look for the pound. It's going!
0:27:34 > 0:27:40- For Christ's sake, Jack! - Has he found it yet?- I can't feel anything.- It's in there somewhere.
0:27:40 > 0:27:45- Has he found the pound?- No, I can't...- Search about and find it! - Start the countdown.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49VIC AND BOB: Ten, nine, eight, seven,
0:27:49 > 0:27:51six, five...
0:27:51 > 0:27:54- Jack, get out! - ..four, three...
0:27:54 > 0:27:56- Jack, get out!- ..two, one...
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Oh, my God, it really was!
0:28:02 > 0:28:06- APPLAUSE - Did you find the pound, Jack?
0:28:06 > 0:28:10- He got the pound! - He did find the pound. - CHEERING
0:28:10 > 0:28:12So he wins the beautiful duglet.
0:28:12 > 0:28:17- He got a pound and a duglet! - For use in the brewing industry.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20Come and join us. Come on!
0:28:20 > 0:28:23- Come on. - Good night from Shooting Stars.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28Oh, my God, well done!
0:28:28 > 0:28:31# Goodbye from Shooting Stars Goodbye, whoever you are... #
0:28:38 > 0:28:43Our special breeding programme allowed us to produce that beautiful duglet.
0:28:43 > 0:28:47Don't try interfering with your own pet. We know what we're doing.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50Good night from Shooting Stars!